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Ask a pedo thread!
I (and perhaps other fellow pedos) will try to answer your questions about pedophilia.
Ask away!
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>>711403632

Have you ever acted on your attractions?

Ever had someone suspect you?

Do you feel guilty for your sick fuckery?
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>>711403632
would you?
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>>711403791
nah
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>>711403632
Did your preference gradually grow or was it always there?
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This is not a fucking ama...

>>711403755
>Have you ever acted on your attractions?
no
>Ever had someone suspect you?
yes
>Do you feel guilty for your sick fuckery?
no

>>711403791
nope
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>>711403791
fuck off
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>>711403632
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>>711404126
how did someone come to expect you? staring at little kids in the park?
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>>711404074
It was always there
Or at least as long as I was maybe six
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sexualizing children is harmful to the children be respectful of the chil
dren's childhood
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>>711403791
fuck you
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>>711404255
No, browsing through my pc files
no it was not cp but a doc.

if others suspected shit from me looking too long, I dont knoe
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>>711403791
Faggot
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>>711404284
proof please, go ahead
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>>711403632
You ever take 6 Viagara, slap on your favourite sweatpants and cruise on down to Build-a-Bear?
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all deepweb and eight chan, am I right?
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>>711403632
Is this what pedos are like in a playground all the time?
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>>711404747
lel
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>>711404767

Is Motherless still a thing?
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/b like lady pedos?
Fucks her little brothers friends
Started in HS and is 6 years older than her brother
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>>711404898
anymore pics?
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>>711404828
nope
for me its usually just appreciating the kids cuteness and youth, nothing sexy about watching a kid on a slide
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>>711404898
I do, and that's all that matters. Go on...
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>>711403791
you cunt
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>>711404898
>>711405016
Yep.
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>>711404263
You said it was at a young age, and it just stuck with you since. Do you believe it to be wrong if you were to act upon your attractions?
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>>711405026
do you imagine yourself dominating them?
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>>711405115
>>711405073
Was a freshman in HS the first time she blew one of his friends. Don't think she fucked one until she was a junior though
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>>711405115
She do anal?
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>>711405026
If all you do is appreciate the kid's innocence and youth, and you've never acted on it, how do you know you're a pedo?
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>>711405210
>>711405115
forgot pic
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>>711405255
>>711405224
Nope
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>>711403632
Have you read Lolita? What do you think of the novel if so?
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>>711404898
My half sister had sexual action with me when I was around 5. Thank you for being you if you're actually a fem-anon pedo. If you're a guy cool beans but man girl pedos were my childhood
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>>711405255
You, I like. You're a beacon of hope in this shitpit.
Then again, sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming head on.
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>>711405401
>>711405325
I'm not her, just her friend. She told me about it all years ago.
The youngest she was with was a 5th grader
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.
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>>711405511
Nice double dubs.
I'm eleventeen. Tell her to hit me up.
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>>711404284
I don't think tossing a handful of pennies on the ground in front of jew kids and staring at their butts is all that harmful.
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>>711405191
rape a kid? yes, its wrong
help them explore themselves if they want? no
>inb4 cant consent blahblah

>>711405194
I imagine them dominating them if anything

>>711405248
If I see one naked I can get totally MGSolid obviously

>>711405334
I regret not having read it yet, im too lazy...
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>>711405511
>>711405633
Well she is nearly 30 now
I think it was more about them being her little brothers friends than their age. Cause she ended up getting a divorce because she got caught with one of her bros friends by her hubby
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>>711405511
Next time you see her/talk to her. Tell her I said thank you for being everything in the world I've wanted.
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>>711403791
Again
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>>711405741
>>711405812
lol can do
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>>711405741
I'll fucking role play to get my salad tossed by her if that helps.
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>>711403632
What's your preferred age range? How old is too old to be attracted to? How young is too young?
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I've reported you, and felt good doing it kek. Enjoy getting v& kiddy fucker.
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>>711405959
This meme is boring
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>>711406102
It is only good if they are clever with the open tabs
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>>711405959
>no other tabs
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>>711405943
youngest I've likes was 4, oldest maybe 14 or 15
best is 6-10 imo
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>>711405959
The mental retardation is strong with this poor soul.
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>>711403791
Fuck you
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>>711405919
>>711405923
Bet she drove those middle schoolers crazy
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>>711405741
straight shota IRL..noice

i mean seriously, think back to when you were 12 or so and hormones started pumping through your body like crazy..whats better than having a hot older woman to teach you.
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My friend since middle school told me she always had this weird fantasy about having sex with baby monkeys. I didn't understand it, but I wittily said, you know, humans are monkeys. After that her fantasy changed. I swore I'd never tell anyone, oops. She's told me all types of stories. From how she creates plans to pretend she's sleeping while her nipple peeked out to feeling up the boys she baby sits while they sleep. She's crazy but I love her. I told her I'd help organise a sleep over one night with my nephews and we'd get them to finger her or something.
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>>711406351
Did you ask her about her awful tattoos?
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>>711406351
cmon you can see daddy touch my pussy all over her face
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>>711403791
Fag
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>>711403791

niggers
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>>711405723
Do you believe it to be somewhat genetic? Not disorder, but genetic or even hereditary?
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>>711406351
>>711406435
She gets a new random ass one every year
>>711406441
Oh yeah, I'm sure daddy touched her
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>>711406418
no way you wrote that shit in under a minute
stop pastafying the thread, make your own
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>>711405959
Here's your (you) because apparently people still respond to this shit
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>>711406616
Wat?
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>>711403791
Fuck off
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>>711406575
I dont know
I think its just happens if you had some good sexual experiences as a kid and not start denying it for the rest of your life
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>>711406712
look at the times
then look at that perfectly written text
only pasta is this perfect
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>>711403632
I see you are a pedo.
I'm pretty pedo myself.

Q. Are you willing to have sex via coercion or force?

Me personally I'm totally into those horny lolis that want to fuck, but I'm not interested in forcing / coercing a girl into sex.
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>>711403755
>Have you ever acted on your attractions?

Weeeak. I fucked a 15 year old once. Cmon at least put some effort into it.
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>>711407016
same, but they are not "lolis" damn it
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>yet another "ask a pedo" thread
>summary:
>it's normal for me to want to fuck children.
>it's society's fault for making it illegal.
>it's society's fault for damaging children by telling them they're victims.
>it's society's fault for condemning children who want to sexually experiment with themselves and others.
>i'm just an innocent anon stigmatized for what's biologically correct.
>muh pedo rights
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Fyy
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>>711406787
Well take a gander at this mess if you will. Guy had an 16 or 15 year old girls rectum posted to his twitter and got his twitter banned. He lives in Belgium which I believe the age of consent there is 16, but he's 28.
He had an interview and he stumbled through the whole goddamn thing.
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>>711407154
You forgot to add the "get help" part at the end
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>>711407144
Yeah, personally I think people just don't realise how many IRL lolis (or whatever the fuck you call them) exist.

Lolis nowadays as young as 9 have a sex drive, though it doesn't really start up until 12 or so.

And people are like "You cannot engage in the nonreproductive sex with the person who is clearly actively seeking, desiring, and consenting to the sex, that is wrong!"

Nigga please. The only reason a 16 year old is able to provide informed consent to sex and a 14 year old is not, is because the 16 year old has been fucking for 2 years and has gained experience.
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>>711407154
Yeah pretty much.

Think of all the lolis getting cockblocked (clamjammed?) by society because society tells them sex magically becomes evil if you have not existed for x years.

Normies gonna norm tbh.
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>>711407240
I guess belgiums law does not apply to twitter
and? maybe hes socially awkward

>>711407389
>or whatever the fuck you call them
...girls?
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>>711406578
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>>711407601
eh, girls is a bit of a normie word.
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>>711403791
nah shitstain
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>>711407518

clamjammed is an A+ term.
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>>711403632
If your balls were in this vice, how many of your victims would turn the handle?
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>>711407614
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What makes someone a paedophile? I'd never do anything with an underage girl nor do I look at pictures of children or anything etc

But I do have intrusive thoughts about them sexually.
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>>711407985
children
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>>711407880
no victims, fucker
ask a rapist or something

>>711407985
If you get off to prepubescents youre a pedo
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"Look Mommy, the telly is on"
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didn't read the thread because I'm lazy
you can ask me shit too I guess, not OP
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>>711407948
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>>711403632
Why don't you drink bleach and die you fucking pathetic faggot
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>>711408158
I don't masturbate over children. I just have thoughts about them that disgust me.
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>>711407880
Exactly 0 of them. Unless they've been groomed to hate me, but as far as I know none of them have been, since they enjoyed their experiences at the time (often more than I did).

>>711407985
In my case, it's mostly because if something is banned and I can't see why, I support it. For instance, sex with children. All the arguments against it is that consensual sex with horny lolis is harmful and I have seen no evidence about this.
I've seen plenty of evidence that coercive sex is harmful, and being stuck in a bad relationship is harmful, but if it's just sex you can walk away from no harm no foul then where is the danger? I see none.

So I must support it.

Also I say "niggers gonna nig" and "faggots are mentally ill and the most popular cure is suicide" a lot because fuck banning offensive things. I like offensive things.
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>>711408278
I used up all my bleach making sweet ass rock crystals with ammonia and a straw sorry.
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>>711408231
>>711407948
>>711406351
Lady pedos are the best
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>>711407880
>>711408158
Pretty sure an angry mother and father would turn it until there's nothing left. However, I think it's the parent's fault for not intervening beforehand because of a sick fuck
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>>711405401
Are you a pedo also?
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>>711403632
What is it even good for?
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>>711408278
Since Im about to start teaching in a kindergarten, life is about to be amazing

>>711408287
try to not be disgusted at yourself, see if you feel horny
if yes you are a pedo

afterwards think about the way you see kids, if you love them generally youre a good pedo, if not you might become a rapist. dont be a rapist
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>>711408518
Yeah, but parents are the #1 cockblock / clamjam .
"My daughter can't POSSIBLY have a sex drive! Also sex drives aren't good! We're not just jealous because of our sexless marriage!"
Nigga pls.
Sometimes the parents don't know best.
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>>711408686
what?
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>>711408686
Well you can be proud of having a fetish that normies can't handle. 2 HARDCORE 4 DA NORMALFAGS.
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>>711408287
That's odd, there are two sides to of a spectrum and all those in-between. Weird, see I wanna study what gives people these kind of thoughts of kids. You particularly struck my interest
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I just have one request: please don't touch my beautiful daughter
she's mine.
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>>711408686
eventually we start discussing sources for new pizza material
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>>711404465
>no it was not cp but a doc.
WTH was in that doc?
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>>711409116
Um

Fucking your family is a really bad idea

Because if the relationship goes sour (and it very well might) then you're stuck in it, you can't just go your separate ways

plus even if you're not meaning to, your kids might feel coerced into putting out, because you're their parent and they fear your authority and what you'll do if they don't do what you want.

You probably shouldn't fug your own daughter.
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>>711403791
Ffs.
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>>711408821
Has nothing to do with sex drive. As a parent, I don't want you trying to sex up my kid. End of discussion.
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>>711409142
no

>>711409179
how to safely have sex with kids or something like that
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>>711408821
Fair argument, but switch places, would you be that laid back if someone twice as old as your daughter is having sex with her and might potentially get her pregnant. Are you still with your previous statement?
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>>711408488
Why? Are you a pedo now because of one?
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>>711409329
>As a parent, I don't want you trying to sex up my kid.
K. Post the kid's facebook / instagram / whatever and I promise not to sex them up.

>>711409359
Same way adults safely have sex, I thought? don't start by duct taping your dragon dildo XL to a hammer drill and J-j-j-j-jamming it in.

>>711409470
Depends if he's a nigger or not.
Not nigger = can handle it, it's better for girls to start breeding young so they can output more kids overall before their ovaries dry up.
Nigger = nope.
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>>711405248
Pedophile: One who is sexually attracted to children.
Child molester: One who engages sexually (by touch) with children, especially out of pleasure.
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>>711409116
First sentence: "Oh he sounds like a caring father"
Second sentence: oh you cheeky curve ball mother fucker
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>>711409266
Thank you for your feedback, i really appreciate it.
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>>711403755
>Have you ever acted on your attractions?
Somtimes, I used to tickle down some cute girls I met here and there. But never went too far.
>Ever had someone suspect you?
Being paranoid is being part of being pedo.
>Do you feel guilty for your sick fuckery?
Regarding to the previous point. Yes, I know how bad that can hurt since I was molested by a teacher I feel in love with.

I know it might even sound strange since now am an akward stupid fuck that can't get laid for shit, but I used to have some puddy craving my weiner... but I got so fucking screwed emotionally that I don't want that ever happening to anyone ever again.

>Drunk as all the fuck now, otherwise I wouldn't be so open, even while being anonymous.
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>>711409470
not him
but if my little daughter got some nice man with experience for her first time, its probably better than some 15yo horndog who just wants to plow some pussy
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why u fuck babys
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>>711403791
FU
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>>711409090
I don't know maybe I'm just crazy. I have thoughts about murder, rape, children and so on. I'd never act on them though I know that. Still makes me feel disgusted and hate myself.
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>>711409733
>Being paranoid is being part of being pedo.
I'm a pedo and I'm not paranoid.

Disregard normies.
They get salty at you for racism, they get salty at you for driving loud, they get salty at you for liking hentai, they get salty at you for fondling passed-out-drunk chicks, they get salty at you for taking drugs, they get salty at you for fucking everything.

Just regard mad normalfags as an inevitability rather than a threat, and you'll stop being scared by it.
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>>711409733
I'd love to hug you right now, feel sorry for your twisted brain :'(
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>>711409600
>Same way adults safely have sex, I thought?
pretty much
got this doc when I first realized my tendencies
back then I thought EVERYTHING would fuck them up
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>>711409925
>murder
Dangerous! Maybe don't do that.

>rape
Can be fun if your partner has a rape fantasy, otherwise dangerous! don't do that.

>children
Maybe risky since you also included rape and murder.

>>711410055
If sex would harm a kid I wouldn't do it. I pedo hard because I don't think it's harmful.
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How tf do u find pictures to satisfy ur needs, other than deep web
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>>711409600
>>711409839
These replies intrigue me quite a bit, as long as he's not a nigger and he is respectful and knows his way around a pussy, it's fine by you?
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Hebephile reporting in late. Glad to answer questions as well.
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>>711410236
i nothing is forced and there's no stds then sex is simply a fun thing to do in your free time
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>>711410381
Get outta here, this is disgusting!
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>>711410236
The two people you are replying to are not the same person.

>>711409600 (You)
this is me.

If he's not a nigger and my girl wants to get laid then eh, you might as well. I mean she's gonna find a way to get laid anyway if she wants it, might as well worth with what I can change rather than obsess over what I can't.

No racemixing with anyone that didn't invent the wheel tho. I don't need halfmonkey grandkids.
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>>711407389
>The only reason a 16 year old is able to provide informed consent to sex and a 14 year old is not, is because the 16 year old has been fucking for 2 years and has gained experience.
You may have a point here, but it could very well be that people under a certain age simply are not psychologically prepared to experience a sex life.
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>>711410454
Interesting, very interesting.
I'm sorry if I overstep, I just saw an interview with an alleged pedophile which is why this type of thing piqued my interest
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>>711410381
as a pedo, I member got the hebes...
are teens not fucking annoying you at all times with their teeny problems and hormone shit?
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>>711403632
Chris! Chris! We need Chris.. someone call chris..
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>>711410635
Yeah I get that they are two different people, that was my mistake.
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>>711410727
If dogs can fuck at age 2 and still be mentally sane then humans can do it by 12. If it mentally #reks the girl to the point where she can't support her own kids, then nature would've selected against it by now.
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>>711410782
*never
fucking phone
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>>711410782
Yeah, but adult women are just as annoying, and at least teenagers can accept that you don't wanna listen to them without going full "YOU MISOGYNIST MENS RIGHTS ACTIVIST CHAUVANIST WOMAN HATING BABY MAN!!!"
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>>711410894
Are you forgetting that dog years and human years differ?
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>>711403791
Kek
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>>711411041
Human brain is more developed than dog brain.
Dog brain is able to fuck without problems.
Thus, human brain is able to fuck without problems.
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>>711408365
>because fuck banning offensive things. I like offensive things.
Do you think this mentality might be a phase?
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Any good tor links?
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>>711403791
Fuck
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>>711403791
why
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>>711410782
Well my penchant is for the preteen; I'm physically attracted to 11 and 12-year olds the most with the occasional 10 thrown in there. As for a romantic attraction—or wanting for any sort of engagement that's more cerebral than hormonal—I'm rarely attracted to anyone below 25 there. Nonetheless, there are exceptions; girls that are wise beyond their years or at the very least young at heart and adventurous while abstaining from the normal nonsensical drama, sure, I suppose I could find a young girl attractive on more than just a sexual level if that's the case. Also, I'm also not exclusively a hebephile; I find women up into their late 40's attractive.
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>>711411243
Don't, honeypots are most of them.
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So, what about children do you find attractive?

It's pretty much the first question on my mind when I get to ask a pedo.
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>>711411232
If it's a phase, it's lasted until I'm 30 years old.
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>>711410755
"pedos" you see on tv are usually just rapists, pedos that just look never get a say

thats why people hate pedos...

what was the guy like? you have a link for the interview?
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Y'all might be interested in this long-ass read, btw.

You’re 16. You’re a Pedophile. You Don’t Want to Hurt Anyone. What Do You Do Now?
https://medium.com/matter/youre-16-youre-a-pedophile-you-dont-want-to-hurt-anyone-what-do-you-do-now-e11ce4b88bdb
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>>711411399
Youth and fertility!
Fertility and youth!
Also, sex drive is inherently attractive.
So fertility, sex drive, and a lack of health problems that come with age = ok sign.
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>>711410782
I am the guy you asked here...
>>711410381
With this post here...
>>711411357
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>>711403632
Many people on /b/ are incestuous pedophiles. Why is your input special?
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>>711411391
Damn that fuckin sux. Not looking to down load or anything. Just an image board or something
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>>711411507
Eh, "hurt" is a social construct.
Do whatev you were going to do.
Don't act with harmful ~intent~, be competent at what you do, and if someone gets harmed anyway when you were well-meaning and competent then fuck 'em.
It's on them to not be so ez to hurt.
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>>711403791
Lol
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>>711411399
cuteness, energy, curiousity, purity (no media brainwashing yet), cuteness, perfect skin, huge eyes and cuteness

>>711411611
I don't know, it is not i guess
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>>711403632
Have you/or now had a relationship with someone your own age or similar age.
If yes did you tell them? or did they suspect anything? also what age do you prefer?
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>>711403791
nooo
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>>711411868
>purity (no media brainwashing yet)
Oh fuckin really?
Have you seen children's TV yet? even Sesame Street has propaganda "disability is good! fags are good! racism is bad!"
If they're old enough to watch tv or go to school they're indoctrinated to a degree.
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>>711411416
Two hours long, I don't want to waste your time. He had a 15 year old girls rectum posted to his twitter. Got banned for it. Hounded for it ever since, he would go back and forth with the interviewer about the evidence and facts presented, then would say it's pointless because he's damned if he does and damned if he runs away. He ends up breaking and saying he only did the interview for "closure". At the end the words came up "innocent until proven guilty". It sounds like a film but I wish it was.
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>>711409266
>plus even if you're not meaning to, your kids might feel coerced into putting out, because you're their parent and they fear your authority and what you'll do if they don't do what you want.
This is the thing about "consent". It's tricky to tell if someone's doing something willingly or out of coercion. You'd have to make sure that they have a clear and easily accessible way out of the situation at any moment.
The fun part is knowing that years later someone can say "Yeah~, it was rape. I just went along with it because I was scared of what might happen." The shitty part is not knowing for a fact if they're lying or not.
^Fuck dat noise.
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>>711403632

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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are any of you gonna greentext us something???
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>>711409600
>it's better for girls to start breeding young so they can output more kids overall before their ovaries dry up.
Logic checks out, but the USA isn't as traditional as it used to be. These times is changin', let me tell ya.
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>>711403632
how does one go about seducing and boning a 13year old girl and not getting caught?
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>>711403791
fug
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>>711412264

Girls give birth out of their buttholes. Once their buttholes dry up it's game over.
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>>711411946
>Have you/or now had a relationship with someone your own age or similar age.
sex yes, relationship no

>what age do you prefer?
6-10

>>711412034
ok, they are not as brainwashed as adults then

>>711412275
no clue ask the hebe guy
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>>711412275
Step 1: Go to where there are 13 year olds and not parents.
Step 2: Ask if any of them want to fuck. Or to e-fuck. Or to sxt. or whatever.

Done.
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>>711412646
wheres the hebe guy then herbert pervert
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>>711409839
Sir Reasonable over here.
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>>711403632
Ever try to seek help?? like from a professional?

Ever try suicide I hear that cures most ailments.
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>>711412926
Suicide cures gender dysphoria.

Only IRL loli can treat pedo.
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>>711412840
why the sarkasm?

>>711412926
>professional help
>suicide
apples and oranges
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This is a lot more civil than I thought /b/ could be
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>>711413164
Suck a monkey's dick.
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>>711403632
best onion site?
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>>711409996
1...2.. FBI Coming for you..
3..4.. better not be near the door..
5..6...
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>>711413253
rude
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Post some stuff u guys fap to
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>>711413343
daily cat facts
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>>711413194
Probably because most people on /b/ are pedos or hebes. I don't mean it in a bad way, I'm just saying.
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>>711410148
>If sex would harm a kid I wouldn't do it. I pedo hard because I don't think it's harmful.
What?

>>711410381
When did you "discover yourself"?
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>>711405401
green text a story plz?
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>>711410635
>I don't need halfmonkey grandkids.
But them genes, though.

>>711410894
This is debatable. I see your point, but know that nature permits much. Just because it does is no reason to allow it within a society. We have rules for a reason.

>>711411038
>Yeah, but adult women are just as annoying
One might argue that females are all mentally children until they finish menopause. I haven't done the research to back this up yet, but I've been leaning towards it for years and was even warned of it from two males and a female. All are at least a decade older than me.

The key benefit to a younger female is her fertility and her looks.
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Am I the only sissy here that dreams about being locked in chastity, and servicing abnormally sexually aware kids, giving them orgasms, and getting back nothing but humiliation, watersports and beating?

Obviously just a dream or a roleplay, I know.
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>>711413345
Pick up sticks.

7...8...
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>>711414585
cps great.

9 10
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>>711414584
I dream of dominant kids, but I like to get a piece of the cake too
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>>711403791
You fuckers are getting smarter
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Have you ever met the Clintons?
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>>711403632
Here's mine.
Let's say there's a perfect scenario for you where you get a hold of a perfect loli that makes you dimonds. Idk, apocalyptic world shit, or you're somehow a guardian and her parents disapear, or whatever, you tell me what a perfect would be for you.
Describe me what you would do daily to her. Like bathe together, dress her up, rub lotion on her when she's sick or like a cream when suns out, sleep in the same bed, what else could there be of non-harming actions?
What would you consider trying for yourself? Maybe when she's asleep try and get yourself off by sticking it between her thighs or with her feet? Try eating her out maybe? How far can you go?
And what would you never do? What about when she starts growing up and hits puberty and maybe wants to do some lewed stuff with you? Will you oblige?
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>>711411174
Have you considered that canine brains do not have problems after sex *because* of how less developed they are?

>>711411587
>>711411868
Straight logic right her. You two pretty much just justified pedophilia.
Any rebuttals, anons?
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>>711404898
>/b like lady pedos?
I was fucking a 25yo bi femped who was regularly baiting young girls into threesomes. She munched an 11yo hard one night and that is pretty much where it ended for me. She ate my pole but I had to bail on that whole thing. Was leading down a bad road.
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>>711403791
kys
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>>711403632

Can you get arrested for exposing yourself to a minor on omegle?
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>>711405812

Lol i know this girl
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>>711403632
Why are people praising a fucking pedo? You aren't special, go drink bleach.
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>>711415179
been doin it for 6 years n aint heard a peep, you good homez
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>>711403632
Would you migrate to a loli community if you thought one existed?
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>>711414816
I'm conflicted. I want my happy ending too, but... Then I would not be the submissive party anymore. Sometimes the dream goes on so long I eventually have a ruined orgasm, and that's some relieve at least.
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>>711403791
Fuck
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>>711412034
Was going to come at anon's neck about this, but decided not to. Thanks, anon.

>>711412064
Was her rectum sexualized in the photo, or were they admitting that a female's rectum is a sex object?
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>>711413608
I was sexually promiscuous as a young child. I chased girls around during recess and moon them, I would disrobe dolls and hide them in pants at school... I was kinda fucked up. Also, I was quite clever on the new fangled interwebz in the early/mid 90's and it didn't take me long to find porn of girls my age—about 11 at that time. Around 18 I began to worry; in my early 20's I was racked with extreme guilt; by my mid 20's I started to come to terms with it; by my late 20's I've completely accepted it.
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>>711403791
feh
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We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.

We fuck kids and they like it deal with it.
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>>711403791
Fuck off
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>>711415179
Usually they laugh when they see the chastity cage.
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>>711405325
A monstress, for sure.
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>>711414970
I dont want to write that much...

If I was the new caretaker of a kid, I would do as a parent does but I would not get angry if she teases me or wants to know more about her body and sexuality
if she up to sex, we have sex

>>711415337
who is praising?
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>>711415371
Do they return the favour?
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>>711415845

nonononononono
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>>711412275
Ask Jared.

>>711413164
For the lols.
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>>711415883

Sometimes
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>>711415883
had many times
not really into underage and underdeveloped gooch though but had plenty watch me nut
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http:// www. sexstories. com/ story/28711/Sister_Rape
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>>711415469
Well, that was interesting. Thanks.
I too found porn at 11, but not that kind.
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>>711415179
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>>711403791
Fuck.
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OP is still here to answer questions if there are any left

If not, it was a pretty good and calm thread
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TOR?
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>>711417313
Do you feel that anon.. The wave that rushes over your brain and down the back of your spine.. as little bumbs collect all over your arms.. The senses all activated at once, as your heart begins to race.. THAT FEAR.. Right now, every single detail of your life is being collected.. every dirty little secret is exposing itself.. as we decide when and where, each and every one of those little secrets would have the greatest impact on destroying your life... We wont stop.. we will take little by little until finally.. You grab a gun, put it in your mouth and blow your brains out.. We are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget..
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>>711417523
any good onions I had this mad onion I scraped about 30gb of mad cheesy pizza off but don't know any anymore
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Are midgets satisfying in any way?
Would you marry/date a midget so you won't live your life alone?
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>>711417213
What do people go no there to do anyways
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>>711417541
cool
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>>711417663
midgets are deformed as fuck so no
also they are just small adults, who cares
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>>711403791
nice
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>>711403632
>>711403632


THERE YOU GO FAGGOTS, I'VE REPORTED ALL OF YOU
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>>711417606
remember Falcon.. shit used to be epic
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>>711417937
Who the fuck uses IE?
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>>711417938
fuck yeah, nutting on babies though was rough as fuck, had to bail out of that shit. eesh

>>711417710
Dunno, all sorts of things. I go on there and pound my meat for about 4 hours a night. I'm on a consecutive cumstreak of 9 days in a row. Place is in good form.
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>>711409733
cycle of abuse is a bitch. i wish more people understood this. it is a passed on curse
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>>711417937
>internet explorer
>mlp
>how to take screenshots
>reddit
>9gag
>male feminism
are you trying to trigger people
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>>711403632
Have you gone through some sort of frustration related to sex when you were young?
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>>711418828
I don't think so
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Do you ever get jealous that you have to scurry around ever terrified of being discovered and killed yet rich politicians can get on a private lolita express plane and fly to whore island to fulfil their wildest fantasies and they are too rich and powerful to prosecute?
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>>711403632

Do you find it hard to fit in?
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>>711407389
I believe pre-teens and teens are free to have sex... with others of their age, not with one dirty old perv
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>>711418828
Nope. I've just got a tight body and pretty aesthetically beautiful cock and balls. I've had hordes of young girls asking me if they can see my cock throughout my life. Just a week ago I was at a friends party and his gf made some jokes about her having a crush on me and sent me out to play in her treehouse. She blocked the door and told me to show her my cock, I obliged, she had a little tug and I said you can't tell anyone. She said i would be our secret. Going back to babysit for them in about 2 weeks and I'm going to nofap for a week and maybe she can squeeze a monster nut out of me.
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>>711418918
I kinda did, and that's why I believe I've developed some sort of ephebophilia... I can tell the story if you want
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>>711419248
please do
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>>711418963
no

>>711418999
bad joke is bad

>>711419248
no thanks
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>>711419338
Back when i was around 9 years old i've started to have sex with two of my older cousins (10 and 11 y.o) we used todo pretty much everything but penetration because we never thought about using lube or something like that... fastfoward we kept doing it until they hit puberty and one of them started to feel bad about having sex with another boy and stopped doing it. As a result of it i got pretty sad because i waas fascinated by the size and the hair on their cocks and i couldn't have it anymore. this made me start touching them on their sleep and my love for teens never left me ever since. i dont really feel attracted by young children, just for teens and pre teens. i also feel attracted by guys and girls of my age as well
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>>711403791
lol
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youtu.be/kl_1HB9mtqI
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That episode from Black Mirror revolving around the pedo teen getting blackmailed made me almost shit my pants
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>>711403791
kek
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>>711403791
Sure... for her money
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closed that picture before reading the text so im good :)
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>>711407154
/thread
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>>711420931
Shit I haven't seen that one yet
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hello mister pedo, take a seat
explain why you dont masturbate to cartoons instead
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