REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Bull-shit
But I'm gay, only trap gf for me
>>711387263
also bull shit
>>711387263
This claim is farfetched.
ROFL I live in the middle of the mountains and closest town is literally 100 miles away from me. No joke. Welcome to bumblefuck USA.
>>711387263
Gl guys
>>711387263
false
>>711387263
FUCK OFF M8
>>711387263
>tfw already have gf
d-does that mean I'm gonna cheat?
>>711387263
sure
>>711387263
i don't want one. wtf would i want a nagging money leeching cunt bothering me?
>>711387263
fuck it why not
>>711387263
Please be real
Boy
>>711387263
Sure
>>711387263
better not be lying
Tomorrow is saturday, no chance.
better be true
>>711387263
gud. my last 3 cheated on me with some jock fag.
But it should be different this time right?
Right?
>>711387557
OP didnt mentionned that it would be a human gf anon
>>711387263
alright OP, i'm going to ask the girl i like to be my girlfriend. This better fucking work
>>711387263
pls
Oh boy
888 get
>>711387263
sounds true
also
>check'em
>>711387263
I'm sure my wife will agree but okay!
I need one right now. My balls are full
>>711387263
*America's greatness intensifies*
Blah.
>>711387263
Wtb gf
niggers
She better be 8
lets see
please, man
wussup
ill take it
git gf
>>711387865
WON'T ^ Wishful thinking got in the way there
Please please please
>>711387263
this better fucking work
>>711387263
i want pussy nao
>>711387441
you will turn straight
>>711387263
whatever you say OP
hm
>>711387263
Better safe than sorry
>>711387263
ok wish me luck
nah nigga fuck off
btw a<nyone got a link to the webm converter for retards?
long story short, I've said I'll post IT on /b/ when trump wins. Not that I didn't thought he'll win I just was too HIGH ENERGY when I said it.
if only. Being this lonely for so long isn't good for your health
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
okey doke
How I wish
>>711387263
yes pls
>>711387263
LUL
Too much to risk my life is not great
Yes plz
Ko
>>711387263
booop
Sure hope this works
ye plz
>>711387263
OP you lying faggot.
seen kek majik works thought i'd give it a shot.
plz :(
>>711387263
yis
how true is this?
Orly
Fake ass (kissless virgin here)
>>711387263
DADDY PLEASE I AM SO ALONE
pls
>>711388052
Not that I didn't thought he'll *don't win
Fuck it
asdasdasdasd
>>711388052
fuckin google it since you already know the name
>>711387263
Noice.
>>711387263
bullshit
>>711387263
Fuck it, might as well give it a shot
hi
I hope she pounds my ass
>>711387263
I really hope you right
Gf
Got a date tomorrow, so it's highly possible
oh yes pls i really need one
we can only wish
>>711388533
Believe me or not, I couldn't find it for some reason.
I've got 3 slices of hc pizza that need to be delivered
>>711387263
No.
Ayy
>>711387263
Meme
>>711387263
yeeee
C'mon!!
Replying
>>711387263
Please Sara :(
>>711387263
lol i bet not
>>711387263
Trap for me please
>>711387263
yea
>>711387263
yay
>>711387263
Will she come by FedEx?
Can I get a tracking number?
Skrr
>>711387263
Amazing, mine appeared even before I posted! Thx OP!
give gf
Fuck relationships, women drain your souls.
>>711387263
alright
Replied
well
lul
Ok
why not
>>711387263
Eh. Sure, why not.
Give me the balls to ask her out
>>711387263
no fuck you
For the memes
つ _ ༽つ giff gf つ _ ༽つ
>>711387263
k fam
>>711387263
Kk pls sub to minecraft channel my name is minecraftkiddygamer69 :)
I hope she is hot
it's worth a shot.
but it's not.
>>711387263
Highly doubt that but what the fuck
right...
>>711387263
why not? whats the worst that could happen?
sure
Dubs get a gf
>>711387263
Fuck it why the fuck not
>>711387263
Okay. Hope she's hot and loves anal
>>711387263
I wish.
>>711387263
wew
>>711387263
Would be really bad timing atm, but hell, would let me independeant from my fwb.
Pls
Replying cuz i need one, but i know that's a bullshit, and OP is a fagot
ok
Plz qt black cashier be my gf
Please, I want M.V. back, can I get a helpful sign?
might finally go out tomorrow, so might as well fucking roll
i hope Kek wills it
Doubtful, but here goes
I choose to believe
Fucking only hope I have
You better not be lying
Trump MAGA
>>711387263
Why tf not
>>711387263
challenge accepted
No
>>711389708
i'm begging.
My ex texted me today to wish me a happy veterans day.
>maybe a girl whose not terrible will text me tomorrow
Praise kek
>>711387263
Ight
>>711387263
Worth a shot
>>711387263
Really?
>>711387263
man i hope atleast I get my dick sucked
I don't leave the house and I don't talk to people so I think you're lying
>>711387263
haha goodone :^(
>>711387263
oke
In the wise words of idubbbz, "Nigger Faggot"
plrx
Never seen this one before.
Now time to take a dump
>>711387263
I doubt it
>>711389722
oh shit, i wasn't expecting dubs
thank you, Lord Kek
>>711389900
Dubs of sadness
Worth a try
>>711387263
Sure
you guys are so lonley and sad......wait........oh shit
>>711389676
Jokes on you pal, because tomorrow you are going to get the girlfriend you deserve.
>>711387263
I hope it works!!!
>>711387263
To Valhalla!
love you kate
Why not
Ooh, this is gonna piss my wife off.
>>711387263
Thanks annon. :(
Have at her
https://www.instagram.com/roguex1987/
>>711387263
You better deliver OP
no wai
>>711387263
lol
this is impossible
Magic of /b/ save me
We all know its not true but we still have hope :,v
Not missing any chances
>>711387263
Oh boy!
unlikely butoo knows...
>>711387263
Please, no. I don't need that shit ruining my life.
>>711387263
>maybe this time it will work
i doubt it.
plz
Worth a shot
jdnfls
thanks OP
>>711387263
27 kissless virgin - it will never work
>>711387263
Rolling for luck
I hope this works, I still believe in magic meme-related or not.
Please come back babe, I act like I don't give a fuck, so I don't seem desperate, seeing you hurts more than any physical attacks on me.
Shit, I'd never post this shit or admit how I feel unless it's on here, and we are Anonymous.
Why tf not
>>711387263
sick
>>711387263
you better not be lying!
>t. knows it's not gonna happen
please work
that would be nice
worth a shot, I could really use one (^:
>>711387263
oh god no
Pls
aw yesss
yes please
k
hopin'
Please. Make it happen!
olool
>>711387263
Deal!!!
>>711388781
Who the hell delivers slices of pizza? Is there like a minimum on ordering? I've never heard of any place do this. There have been so many times I wanted pizza but didn't need the whole fucking thing!
>>711387263
yoyo please am lonely
what happens if you already have one?
>>711387263
Fuck it
Im hoping
i dont want a girlfriend.
So this date will go well?
>>711387263
My wife is going to be mad
>>711387263
gibe gf
No harm in trying
>>711387263
thanks OP
rolling
Lies
>>711390796
too late
>>711387263
I want a Boyfriend
>>711387263
Well shit how could I not reply to this cutie3.14
Eh...why not
>>711387263
Mx roll
>>711390892
and now you will have a girlfriend
Plz
>>711387263
why not
>>711387263
Lel
Meme Magic, do your stuff!
This could be a sign
