Friday night fluffy thread
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Friday night fluffy thread
MagosBiologis discussion thread!
>>711377505
>hear something rooting in your garden
>pull up pants after furious shitting and go check it out
>a brown dam, very pregnan, soon to pop, is trying to rip at your precious marigolds
What do?
Also someone may have to write for me in about to jet. This was just to spark something.
>>711377505
Better pic for you right here anon.
>>711378765
give it the hose treatment until it leaves on it's own free will. Obviously it might be immobile so it would be getting soaked for sometime
>>711378765
Leave spaghetti out for it and its children every night on one condition... If it can get other fluffies to worship me and start a cult.
Who knows where that could lead.
You people are fucked in the head.
>>711377731
For fucks sake, not here too...
>>711380866
i dont get this one
>>711381216
intestines got tied in a knot
>on /b/
>calls people who write pretend stories about a nonexistent animals fucked up
>literally surrounded by pictures and stories of really fucked up shit from IRL
kek
>>711377505
==SHITTING INTENSIFIES==
>>711382106
Where's part one?
>>711380866
Is it implied this is due to either a rapid shift of diet from what he ate at the store to what the owner is feeding him?
Or that he's not being fed enough hay?
>>711378765
They're only flowers. Besides, if it's a herbaceous perennial variety, it'll come back up from the root.
>>711382345
Heh, I actually have it.
>>711382457
Aren't marigolds toxic? Won't the ingestion of the marigolds, whether you give a shit or not, either kill the dam or induce a miscarriage?
>>711383031
We can only hope so!
>>711383149
So, I propose a lesson.
I walk up to the dam and, without chasing her, tell them that these are my flowers. She has to spit them out and apologize, or she will be a bad fluffy, and bad fluffies can't be mummahs.
>>711383031
I just looked it up and it depends on what species of marigold it is as to whether it's toxic or not and it also depends on the species of the animal that has eaten it.
There are certain kinds of marigolds that are toxic to cats for example.
>>711383626
A simple scolding should suffice. Also, it might help to tell her that the flowers are bad for fluffies, that they might give her "fowever sleepies", even if they aren't toxic.
anyone have the one with the foals on a little slide facing a wall so they all crash into it?
>>711384434
No, you misunderstand me. The lesson isn't to avoid poisonous plants. If she listens, she's a good fluffy (and personally I may want her because holy shit a feral that listens)
If she doesn't, I simply remind her that bad fluffies don't get to be mummas. If she keeps eating again, I let her eat as much as she wants. Fluffies are quick to associate miscarriages with failure of character (Hu Hu hu, am bad mummah)
Then, that feral and possibly others stay away from human flowers.
>>711382917
15 pounds for a fluffie? must be rare colors then.
>>711382917
Why don't purple ones sell?
>>711385266
I imagine that store in particular only deals with seasonal fluffies. Thats why the white is all year round.
Purple ones I would imagine only sell for Easter.
>>711385222
There was a time when fluffies sold for several hundred to several thousand dollars at the height of their popularity. Correct colors/correct sub species Mane 6 clones traded for over 5 figures among serious collectors.
After the fall of Cleveland and the resulting super herds, the value of fluffies as pets declined to less than nothing since nobody except for the most hardcore hugboxer wanted one as a pet anymore.
>>711377505
what the fuck is the draw of these, I still dont get it
>>711387784
It's open source science fiction with community created content.
>>711378765
rip off legs and feed 'em to her
wait for babies to come out and search for good colored one or alicorn
if none I like, then make mare watch her babies suffer because of what she did
>>711380759
Pfffffffft
>>711387784
I used to think these faggots were crazy with issues, but the more I browse and lurk these threads I started to understand the anons and why they like fluffies.
https://youtu.be/9IDa2saMdeg
God Tier Fluff
>>711387579
Still need to read that story.
>>711387784
Some things are best left a mystery.
>>711388288
This. I like fluffies cause its so open source and the world building that each person has for their head canon.
Anyone who actively participates in these threads should seek psychiatric help. This is not a fetish, wanting to assert dominance or inflict plain on things that you deem inferior, even if fictional, is L I T E R A L L Y a common trait for sociopaths and has some unresolved complex behind it. I'm not saying this to stroke your 'ye im a fukd up psycho dats rite'-ego, merely appealling to your common sense and say you are broken and will never grow into a balanced individual if you keep this behaviour up. Sadly, I think some of you might have already given up completely by the looks of this.
>>711389287
t. normie
>>711389287
Do you say the same shit about people who enjoy video games and horror movies? Some of us are adults who have no problem keeping fantasy separate from reality.
Has macgonagall come out with anyhting new yet?
>>711378765
Is there even such a thing as 'prized marigolds'? They aren't actually very impressive, save for their beneficial qualities. Now if it was lilies or dahlias, then I'd stuff the fluffy with a tub-full of slug pellets.
>>711391430
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/artist%3Amcgonagall/1
>>711391430
Not that I've seen.
>>711389867
I see where he is coming from. Most people say the say thing with the saw series and such.
But here most of the time theirs even less story.
>>711391605
i don't really care much about how they look, though they do save me money during day of the dead (traditional flower to put on graves) instead of buying them at the store
>>711383149
I can't help but notice how closely that artwork resembles theoatmeal.com.
Bump, anyone got stories
>>711394870
>you're a good boy
kek
>>711387579
Alicorns are different than normal fluffies as a result of their increased intelligence strength and trainability. They're also extremely rare.
>>711397286
I believe that the rarity is increased due to being seen as munstah babbehs by other fluffies.
>>711397713
yeah, most get murdered by other fluffies since having a horn and wings is considered evil to them.
>>711398551
I think it's more that it triggers an uncanny valley effect in their mind.
>>711398711
I heard that its cause they don't know how to categorize them. They freak out thinking "Do they got in the Pegasus section or the Unicorn Section. They can't understand that it can be both.
Thats why Fluffy babys who share the same color as the mummah are the bestest baby.
Has something to do with Hasbio programing them like that in their genes to its easier to round up and ship off. Cause they were released before completion they have a mental breakdown.
>>711398551
The original fluffs were bio programmed to recognize Earth types, unicorns and pegasaii as normal so having both a horn and wings is seen as a birth defect akin to having a fifth leg.
According to some headcanons, Hasbio did update the bio programming to include alicorns and this new programming would over write the old programming in subsequent generations regardless of the parents. I like to think the bio programming got jumbled to fuck between the beta models released into the wild, the initial public release models and the updated ones.
>>711399558
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/39503
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/39504
>>711386230
"Puh-pwese nice mistah? Pwese be nyu daddeh?"
My fist tightened. Currently hugging and getting semi liquid shit all over my brand new shoes was a little brown feral pegasus foal.
"Am vewwy cowd an nuh-nu can find mummeh ow bwuddahs and sissies." He whined. "Pwease gif fwuffy good housie? Pwease nice mistah?"
I gave the parking lot a quick survey. Sure enough, I caught a glimpse of what I assumed was the foal's mother frantically searching and calling for her baby near the exit. Even though it was getting dark, I could see little blobs of different colors on her back.
Well, that was just shortly before they all disappeared under the front wheel of some dude's lifted Powerstroke brodozer in a spray of blood and guts.
The thing i hate most about Fluffies isn't the violence or the gore. The thing i hate most about Fluffies is how fucking inconsistent they are. You'll have one story where they are as big as a small dog, have the memory of a gold fish, and are about as weak as a wet paper bag being nuked. And then you'll have a story where they are about as big as your foot, are retarded sociopaths, and can take a couple punches.
Hell, the fact that most stories make them have a awful memory and how they'll never learn anything are infuriating. What's the point of abusing something if it won't be affected by pain for long and will continue to be as obnoxious as always?
>>711402554
"Hu, hu, hu!!"
My attention turned back to the matter at hand. Snow flakes were starting to fall and the foal was trying to cuddle up to my leg for warmth. With nobody to take care of him, he'd die from the weather soon enough.
Fuck him. Just another worthless feral shitstain that nobody would miss.
So why then, did I take him home, clean him up and keep him as a pet?
Because I too was considered a "feral shitstain" that nobody would miss.
>>711403334
Open source science fiction dude. Fluffy attributes exist on a sliding scale of necessity to the story plot. One minute, a mare can easily bite a foal in half and then the next, they can't break skin while biting a human. Just have to roll with it.
>>711403334
One off. But thats what I like about fluffies. Different people have different worlds.
I personally like to think that some fluffies have certain levels of intelligence. One might be stupid as hell while the other one knows not no step on a thumbtack again.
A fluffies intelligence may very from region to region also. A domesticated one will be stupid while a feral could be slightly smarter.
>>711403418
This is getting good.
>>711403418
A little backstory for those who were expecting me to curb stomp the little fucker.
My real dad died in a car accident when I was five. He was coming home from work late one night when some drunk asshole ran a stop light and smoked the driver's door of his car at 70 km/h. Somehow the drunk fuck lived while my dad suffered a broken neck which killed him instantly.
I remember when mom decided to remarry. She'd dated several assholes until eventually settling on this one guy who seemed nice but actually wasn't. To him, I was the unwanted extra baggage that came with mom. He mostly ignored me and I went off to do my own thing. Sometimes we'd clash and sometimes he'd think it was his responsibility to beat the fuck out of me. Of course, he did it when mom wasn't around and would then lie about where I got my bruises. "Oh, dumb kid must've fell off his bike!" The worst part was that mom believed him over me.
Anyone have a picture of the fluffy making a autistic rape face with SCREEEEEEEEEEE emblazoned across it?
>>711404442
Never mind, i found it.
>>711404434
this isn't your blog faggot, go cry on tumbler
>>711404709
uhh this is part of the story. He is trying to make a feels story.
>>711404709
Are you legitimately retarded?
It's part of the backstory for his fluff abuse.
You know? to help you sympathise with the character?
bumping for story continuation
>>711404434
Everything came to a head one night when I was 16. I came home late from a party one night. Mom was working a late shift so only Captain Fucknuts was home. He'd been drinking and we got into it. Words turned into fists; however, at 16, I was able to fight him a little more fairly. Not gonna lie, we fucking trashed the house and not quietly either. The neighbor heard us and called the cops.
You might think this would've worked out well except it didn't. My stepdad was given a restraining order but it came out in court that mom had been selling herself on the side for extra money. She was declared unfit and I was shuffled off to a foster home.
My new family was like the Flanders' on The Simpsons except with Maude still alive. I actually didn't mind the heavy religiousness at first. I thought it gave structure to the family so I went with it. Just before my 18th birthday though, I found out that I'd be required to confirm with their church. It wasn't the usual born again baptism either but some weird ritual they performed at a retreat in the woods. Seriously believing I'd be joining another one of those suicide cults you see on TV, I packed some things and noped the fuck out one night. Strangely enough, nobody was ever sent to look for me and I was never put on any missing persons list.
What are the best artist on Fluffybooru?
>>711405977
new to it also but I like dust collector.
>>711405977
I like Wolfram Sparks. Overrated somewhat but still . . .
>>711404709
Shut up moron, the dude's telling a story.
>>711404434
Please continue
>>711382917
yeah... shit like this is the reason for the replenishing supply of ferals in a species that can't live outdoors.
>>711405821
Do go on...
>>711406281
Dust collector likes you too.
>>711405821
At first, I tried to make contact with dad's side of the family. I knew he had a brother in northern California who might be able to help. When that fell through, I tried on mom's side. Mom had a sister in Oklahoma but she wanted nothing to do with me because I was somehow responsible for "ruining" her sister.
Running low on cash and options, I spent my 18th birthday at a homeless shelter.
The next morning, I went down to the unemployment office, waited in line, did the interviews and filled out the forms. They placed me as a general laborer with a construction company. It was hard at first. My first paycheck got me into a rent controlled bachelor suite apartment. I slept in a sleeping bag on an air mattress and ate as basic of foods as I could. Through it all, I maintained the attitude that I was going to make it. The boss of my company liked me so he began training me to operate some of the machinery. With that came a pay raise. With a pay raise came a better life.
Two years from living on the street to owning my own car and living in a nice apartment with a hot girlfriend. America! What a country!
>>711407117
This is the last place i thought i'd find inspiration to go on, what a tale you've got there bro.
>>711406877
Oh, hey Dust. Yippy being tonight's storybro.
>>711407557
Thanks dude.
>>711407117
"William?" My girlfriend Linnea called from our bedroom. "What is that I hear?" She appeared at the front entryway of our apartment with her latest book in hand. She loved to read.
I presented my quivering ball of paper towel to her. She curiously unwrapped it, revealing the contents. "Hu, hu, hu!!" the foal cried. He'd been doing that ever since I picked him up and all through the car ride home.
"A pegasus foal?" Linnea questioned. "And a brown one at that?"
"His mother and siblings got squashed in traffic." I explained. "I wasn't going to leave him."
The thing I like about Linnea is that she's very accepting and flexible of my quirks. "I suppose we're keeping him then?" she asked.
"I was thinking of naming him Suede." I replied.
Linnea set her book down on the entryway table and took little Suede into her hands. "Come with me and we'll get you fed and cleaned up."
>>711407740
Hi there. A yippy story - that's swell.
Also, I hope the new job is still going fine.
bump
>>711408578
Suede soon became a part of our lives. I had him registered with the city and bought a nice red leather collar for his ID tag. He didn't like wearing the collar at first until we managed to convince him that it and ~only~ it was the difference between our warm apartment with lots of food and tummy rubs and being back on the cold street; hungry and alone. After that, he treated his collar as if it were his life.
Suede grew into a fine pet. He took to his litter box fairly quickly and seemed content with having two loving owners instead of lots of toys. He'd often sit on my lap while I watched sports on TV and he also enjoyed cuddling up with Linnea while she read him stories.
This is the point of the story where everything either goes perfectly or it all falls apart.
>>711409760
PLEASE LET THIS STAY PERFECT!! I BEG OF YOU!!
>>711409760
It's fine. It doesn't have to fall apart.
>>711408851
Thanks. Yeah, the job's good. What a difference working for a shop who treats their employees as an asset rather than a liability.
>>711409760
rare to see things go right for the fluffie.
>>711410017
>>711410130
>>711410210
That's three votes for hugbox and I'm not in a dickish mood tonight so hugbox it is.
>>711409578
Okay, now that legitimately made me laugh.
>>711409760
"A promotion?" I asked my boss in disbelief.
"Yes, Bill." He nodded. "You've been pretty good with us these last few years and I talked to the owner about moving you up the ladder." He smiled and clapped me on the back. "Congratulations buddy!"
Needless to say, this is the kind of news that I couldn't wait to get home to tell Linnea and Suede.
Just as he normally did, Suede met me at the door when I arrived home. "Hewwow Daddeh!" he beamed; his little wings fluttering in excitement.
"Hello Suede!" I greeted him. "Where's Linnea? I have some great news for you two!"
"Mummeh am in bafie time woom." Suede told me. "Mummeh Winnea gon be soon mummeh."
I stopped in my tracks. "What?"
Suede flopped down onto his rump. "Mummeh Winnea gon be soon mummeh!" He announced again. "Gon haf wots an wots of babbehs!"
I looked up to see Linnea standing in the bathroom doorway. In her hand was a little pink stick. "Two lines." She said.
I think this picture is funny simply because of the pout on the stallion's face. That and the way his junk is just sticking out there in that little dress.
>>711411725
I like it too.
>>711411462
well I must say that I did not expect this
>>711411462
"Is Daddeh fowevah sweepies?"
"No, dear. He's just so happy at hearing the news."
I remember the world going dark and then waking up with Suede sitting next to me poking my face with his hoof.
A lot of things were about to change.
With my new promotion and some money from Linnea's parents, were were able to buy a nice three bedroom house with a small yard. At our apartment, the second bedroom had been reserved for Linnea's library and reading room while our bedroom also doubled as Suede's safe room. In the new house, we thought about keeping Suede in one of those living room pens but he insisted on living in our bedroom. Probably just force of habit for him.
When our daughter was born, Suede became fiercely protective of her to the point where he now insisted on sleeping in the nursery instead just so he could be near in case shit went down. We had to admire his dedication even though he usually fell asleep on duty.
bump
>>711412759
That's too sweet. Still hoping for hugobx.
>>711412759
One thing Suede was good at was being Isabelle's stuffed animal. He'd snuggle up to keep her warm and we'd get the odd screeching wake up call when she'd grab a wing or a handful of fluff. Suede understood that that sort of thing was just how babies are and we'd often find him licking the crying child to calm her. Yes, we were responsible owners and always made sure Suede had a litter box visit before putting the two to bed in the crib.
In our eyes, Isabelle grew quickly. It seemed like one minute, she was an infant, then she was crawling, then she was a toddler. She called our fluffy "Way" because she couldn't pronounce his name. As good parents, yes, we have several photos and videos.
>>711412759
Just scrolling by, but holy shit you guys are some of the most autistic weirdos on this site.
Consider ending your lives.
>>711414125
see >>711393952
faggot
>>711414015
>what the hell? Paragraph got cut off?
In our eyes, Isabelle grew quickly. It seemed like one minute, she was an infant, then she was crawling, then she was a toddler. She called our fluffy "Way" because she couldn't pronounce his name. As good parents, yes, we have several photos and videos. Those family movies are somewhat more endearing when your pet and your child both speak the same kiddie English. And to think, I'd almost thought about stomping the little guy for shitting on my sneakers.
>>711414125
Says the person posting a pic with Adolf 'playing with imaginary armies deep inside a bunker' Hitler. Well done. If you had at least posted a photo of Speer, Hausser, Steiner, Dietrich or Todt, but no.
>>711414824
It's going to end with Suede dying of old age, isn't it? Should I prepare my box of Kleenex?
>>711414824
Children grow up and that first pet grows older. Linnea and I knew that the lifespan of even the most well cared for fluffer is never more than five years. Suede was such a part of our lives that neither of us couldn't imagine having to let him go. Nevermind how Isabelle would feel about losing her playmate.
The first signs started one night after Linnea had given Suede a bath. "William?" She called. "Come in here! You have to see this!"
"What is it?" I asked from the bathroom doorway. Linnea swept back Suede's mane to reveal a tuft of grey fluff underneath. My heart sank. Suede couldn't understand why the two of us were nearly in tears.
According to the vet, Suede would have less than six weeks to live after the appearance of grey fluff.
>>711415406
Oh God-dammit.
>>711415406
It had to happen, didn't it?
>>711415406
Fluffy pony drowns everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>711415406
Suede drinks from the fountain youth, right?
>>711416347
Suddenly >>711416006
bump
>>711389287
>>711415406
While most fluffies never live long enough to experience it, the end of their life is marked in progressive stages.
The first is the appearance of grey fluff. After that come the onset of arthritis in the joints and spine. Then comes the loss of vision and hearing. The final stage is total cardiopulmonary failure resulting in death.
~bonk~
"When dat waww get dewe?" Suede asked. He'd missed the entrance to the kitchen and run into the wall instead. At least he was taking his old age gracefully unlike some of the fluffs our vet had told us about. I think that being around family had something to do with it. Suede knew that no matter what, we would be there for him.
And there for him we were. Right up until the end.
I found Suede lying in his nesting box on that morning. He'd been very weak and tired the night before. Now, he was barely breathing and didn't even have the strength to lift his head. I gingerly carried him into the living room and called the family to order.
"Tank you gibbing Suede nice housie Daddeh." He wheezed. "Tank you fow nice famiwy an fow gibbing wots of wuv an nummies."
"We love you too, buddy." I choked through my tears. Suede rested his head on my wrist. I stroked his back to calm him. Soon enough, he was gone.
Just a feral shit rat with nobody to care for him.
Nobody, except for us.
America. What a country. A country where even a fluffy can make it.
THE END.
>>711383299
>>711384434
>>711391605
>>711392527
>>711404870
>>711408471
>>711408912
>>711412355
HNNNG THATS SO FUCKING HOT
>>711381039
And to think, these people all voted for Trump(the ones who could figure out how to register to vote anyways).
>>711417283
Oh, and remember kids, whenever you bury a pet fluffy, please plant a tree to mark its grave. If I leave one legacy on this fandom, let it be that.
- Yippy
>>711417283
Kleenex it is. Thanks for the story. The end made me really tear up.
>>711417283
That was a nice story anon. Thank you.
>>711417740
At least they voted. Unlike the Hillary supporters who didn't even bother showing up because CNN told them she was sure to win.
Reminds me of that t-shirt with Bush Jr. on it saying, "Bet you'll vote next time hippie!"
>>711417819
You're welcome Dust. Thank you for the art as well.
>>711418153
My other work is still on the Booru if you'd like a read. https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/author%3Ayippyskippy1909/1
>>711417740
And to think, why are you in this thread?
>>711417283
I-I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING
>>711382106
>>711382564
>Using the proper method of cold branding
I'm honestly somewhat impressed.
>>711418632
Any time, Yippy, any time. (But not this weekend. I'm drawing a comic strip, which will take a bit longer, since I'm as slow as can be)
Also, I was rooting for Trump.
Does anyone have the comic where a fluffy is telling a story about water to another fluffy and then they just randomly drown?
>>711419306
Right leaning Albertan so I was too. We get to live with a communist for a provincial premier and a drama teacher for a Prime Minister riding his dad's name among people who are too young to actually remember his father.
>>711420431
>>711389287
>>711388869
I like to think of my fascination with fluffies the same way I think of enjoying horror movies. I actually like hugbox and enjoy fluffies for their cuteness, but regard abuse with a morbid kind of curiosity similar to watching "torture porn" movies like Hostel.
>>711414222
trips have spoken
>>711406281
This some fluffy creepypasta shit?
>>711424772
It's just a picture, anon. Let's go to sleep now.
