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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
doot me kyoubot
Good morning, /waifu/
カラミチーマス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dudr9Yx4lQ
>>711338376
Senpai~ <3
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>711338361
Where is Sachi from btw? I never knew so far.
>>711338376
Oi!
![TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg")
Claim
>>711338510
Sachi's from Grisaia no Kajitsu.
Claimu!
>>711338538
how did it go? :o
>>711338537
>>711338506
>>711338462
>>711338384
>>711338376
I fap to these
>>711337634
B-But to send lewd voice messages?
Shiro claimed.
>>711337861 (VoiceBro)
Good luck with that!
>>711337942 (CuteBro) (Honestly don't know the name) (Sorry)
We need the pope to support our crusade, but he's cucked hard. Maybe we can convince people to accept Benedict XVI.
>>711338384
That's a dude though.
>>711338510
grisaia
![TomoyoKanzaki [102].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [102].jpg")
>>711338610
What go?
>>711338577
Putting that on my list to watch next then.
>>711338612
Just do it. Your voice is qt.
>>711338612
maybe you can just send me a nice message like "have a great day"
something to make me smile :o
>>711338449
Hey there Kitten. Got some bad news.
>>711338510
Wot
>>711338624
If we can't convince them, then we simply conduct a prelude to the crusade.
>>711338624
You able to read the OP?
>>711338720
Oh? What is it?
>>711338720
very cute
>>711338677
weren't you gonna do something yesterday? :o
>>711338624
Thanks, I appreciate it!
>>711338720
>I'll make my own crusade, with popes and divorces.
>>711338720
Just my way of saying "hi". How are ya?
>>711338770
Darn, I did not, sorry.
He's too feminine then!
>>711338610
keep updating
what do you think of this
>>711338770
Crashed the car.
>>711338800
Ya! That'll show them!
>>711338822
Not the best, but I could be worse I suppose.
>>711338958
it's ok
5.5/10
not the biggest fan of your lewds
>>711339005
Oh damn
My mom crashed the crusier on the way up to see my great grandma
It didn't seem like the front of it would be bad, but oh man it was pretty fucking bad
>>711339005
>aggressive driver
>gets into an accident
Well what did you think was gonna happen? Sucks, but I told you so man.
>>711338681
nein! >:^(
>>711338695
I'll think on it... but no promises
>>711338462
Sorry I was making dinner.
I'm fine right now, just trying figure some stuff ourt and then I'll probably watch some anime
>>711339047
sry konata trying over here.
keep updating unless thats it
>>711338610
NOT MY RUBY.
>>711338681
It's a great watch imo, quite interesting.
>>711338720
LEWDKOTO YOU WHAT.
![TomoyoKanzaki [103].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [103].jpg")
>>711338772
I just went with my sister to paint/wallpaper for my kitchen. It was pretty boring
>>711339068
Hi
>>711339231
Hello
>>711338958
>the little penis blanket
But why?
>>711339171
B E S T P I C
>you know who
>>711339231
I meant get paint/wallpaper
>>711339265
Hey
>>711339211
Gonna watch that after I finish 50 more episodes of Gintama.
>>711339231
I hate my sister so that sounds lame
>>711339211
yes
>>711339206
i will as i remember
>>711339171
no worries cutie c:
only if you want ;-;
>>711339068
YUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKIIIIIIIIII
hey, I missed you last night.
>>711339095
hello kitty
>>711338677
are you finally not sick?
>>711338612
hello gardy
>>711338601
hey nui
>>711339206
lewd and nice
>>711339095
This isn't too terribly bad from my amateur analysis. But Ima have a shop look at it later hopefully.
>>711339155
I know it was my fault. I 100% was in the wrong, I know exactly how and why it happened. It was a mistake, and I'm willing to admit that. I thought I could make the corner, and I was wrong.
>>711339211
YOU FUCKING WEWBY!
>>711339349
Yo
>>711339439
Heyo!! What's up, I was playing LoL last night
![TomoyoKanzaki [112].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [112].jpg")
>>711339385
It was
>>711339439
I still have a cough and a bit of a blocked nose but i'm pretty much fine now
>>711339493
>>711339439
Hello! how are you Tali?
>>711339439
Hey Tali
>>711339493
Well, this is what the Cruiser looked like
Shit was smoking after it hit the back of a trailer of some dipshit that didn't have it connected to his car properly
>>711339439
Hey there tali!
>>711339270
Where's my wew wew woof doggo? :^)
>>711339368
Well shit, Grisaia's gonna have to wait then.
>>711339493
You started this. You're the wew one, wewkoto.
>>711339188
No worries.
What anime are you planning on watching?
>>711339661
most anime sucks, its fine :o
>>711339570
you doing anything today for veterans day?
>>711339493
>>711339211
>>711338720
prolly gonna fap rn to these
>>711339661
What do you mean? :^)
>>711339564
ewww lol. jk but i don't play
>>711339570
you need to be my roomie so i can get you in good/healthy shape
>>711339600
doing fine it's my day off
>>711339659
ooooook youre posting my lewds I guess
>>711339661
best poke waifu tbh
>>711339827
A whole lot of stuff is waiting.
>>711339922
it was more about the trump tbh
>>711339571
Wat
>>711339652
Jesus, ya that's a lot worse than mine. That actually hit the radiator if it was smoking. Also bent in the hood and grille. Mine is just the bumper, light, and a small corner of the hood.
>>711339827
I did no such thing you perv!
>>711339385
good, dont stop.
>>711339439
good and nice to see you
>>711339849
heres some rubu then
>>711339922
Life pro tip: DON'T
![TomoyoKanzaki [113].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNXrMQv.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [113].jpg")
>>711339564
Howdy
Why do we keep doing this?
>>711339849
I don't know what that is
>>711339922
I can look after myself. I think
>>711339922
Oh, that's good, enjoying yourself then i hope?
>>711340157
Idk, you're the one that keeps starting.
>>711339922
A certain magical index and then finish with Yuri Yuri probably and some manga before going to sleep.
You have anything on your watch list right now?
Also eh, I send you a friend request on disc, just giving that a mention.
>>711339827
way to whore yourself
>>711339885
There it is~
>>711339922
Best Mass Effect waifu :^)
>>711339849
Yeah... It's seldom times I find an anime that I watch in its entirety.
>>711340318
megumeme
>>711340251
You keep continuing it
>>711340360
such a cutie c:
and gard looks nice too :o
>>711340157
holiday ya dingus
>>711340072
good lewd brb
>>711340536
You know, this is our thing. You Know and I do the "YUUUUUKKKIIIIII!!!!/YUUUUUNNNNOOOOOO!!!" thing.
Anyway, what are you doing?
>>711339974
the crying liberals are great tbh
>>711340072
good to 'see' you lewd/sexy thing
>>711340157
but you're always sick it seems
>>711340177
watching liberal babies cry tbh
>>711340360
aww wtf I love you now
![TomoyoKanzaki [105].png](https://i.imgur.com/yK6PppY.png "TomoyoKanzaki [105].png")
>>711340536
Ok
Some people are fighting outside and now i hear sirens
>>711340705
>the crying liberals are great tbh
I'm masturbating to them as we speak
>>711340318
Hello cutie
>>711340705
Oh, that stuff is crazy, i can't help but feel disgust for how they're treating this.
>>711340705
<3
![TomoyoKanzaki [105.1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EQIwA7Z.png "TomoyoKanzaki [105.1].png")
>>711340705
It's only been this past week. I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E
>>711340757
you should use them as lube
>>711340943
they are disgusting things tbh...not even human
>>711341039
i feel like you should be over a cold in a few days tho
>>711340982
kisses suddenly
>>711339885
>pets borko
>>711341081
Beautiful.
>>711340623
who is this?
im good just finished fapping
>>711340707
that sounds fun :o
plum from mario golf hentai rule 34 porn is the best!I masterbate and cum to it all the time! we need more of it.Search rule 34 Plum Mario golf. Plum cums with my tongue up her bum
mornin
>>711340536
good c;
keep updating
>>711340705
you can guess who
whacha doin?
>>711341081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA
>>711341243
>>711341195
I don't know why it stayed so long
>>711341353
it's not when i'm trying to watch youtube videos
![TomoyoKanzaki [118].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p1RpBH3.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [118].jpg")
>>711341588
Forgot pic
>>711341195
That would indeed make me cum with the force of a thousand Trumps.
I might die, no, I will definitely, but it will be worth regardless.
Farewell, my friends.
>>711341195
O-Oh my!!
>>711340360
There's what? :^)
>>711340869
Hello Greece
>>711341243
>woof
>>711341626
it stays because for some reason your immune system is weakened. could be aids, more likely stress/poor vitamin intake
>>711341377
laughing at degenerate crybabies. >>711341778
*pulls in closely and strokes back gently*
>>711341353
Who are we referring to?
>>711341942
kool
>>711341358
>
>>711341353
update?
![TomoyoKanzaki [123].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uzvr8DL.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [123].jpg")
>>711341942
Well i don't think i've been eating properly so it's probably that
>>711339989
Yeah they said it was gonna cost a fuck ton to fix it
Not actually what they said but all I know is that it's a fuckton of money
>>711342209
who are you? :o
>>711342331
who are you? o:
>>711342426
Yuuki from SAO II
>>711341778
Nice ERP, fag
>>711342405
If it's more than $500 to fix it, then I may have to really consider what to do with this car. So I have to pray that it's less.
>>711341536
Yo my friend, what's going on?
>>711341793
>Bork
>>711342546
you should join them, might fap to it later
>>711342468
:o i c
your waifu is very cute
>>711342426
i thought you are konata with that fap list.
>mastubating to cartoons
Man you must be a really greasy fucking virgin lol
>>711342703
I am, who is this? :o
>>711342637
>shifting into maximum O V E R B O R K
>>711342647
no u
>>711342607
Hopefully it is
I'm gonna be leaving sometime soon to go to the Veterans day parade with family
>>711342768
a lewd anon but if you want a waifu name its yang
update list?
>>711342890
yang
sinon
yuuki
madoka
koishi
>>711342838
u no
>>711342875
I'm gunna attempt to sleep in a few minutes. Have fun Kitten!
>>711342391
then you need to eat lots of veggies and fruits
>>711342703
muh dick
>>711342890
yang is always lewd iirc
>>711343125
c-can I sleep with you senpai?
>>711342637
Well I'm eating noodles and watching tawainese flipbooks. Pretty bog standard for me.
How about you?
>>711343312
where is your waifu from? :o
>>711343125
I will!
Probably gonna stream Tales from the Borderlands when I get back idk
The game is actually pretty good though tbh, I like it better than the walking dead games Telltale made
>>711341195
That's an insult to those mutants to be fair.
>>711342838
DID YOU HAVE 2 BORKS WHEN YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED 1?
>>711343312
Does a Taiwanese flipbook differ much from any other one? Or is it just the language?
>bog standard
What does this mean?
Starting playing Assassin's Creed: Black Flag about a half hour ago. It's pretty neat.
>>711343189
Ok, mom.
I found who was fighting outside
>>711343491
Katanagatari
>>711343189
Das lewd yo.
>>711343495
>You saved that pic
Fucking 10/10.
Have fun with that, never heard of either.
>>711343562
>That's an insult to those mutants to be fair.
I mean to those who are mutants to be fair.
![TomoyoKanzaki [127].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0PzP44q.gif "TomoyoKanzaki [127].gif")
>>711343630
Forgot pic
>>711343637
Of course I saved it <3
>have lewd before I leave
>>711343605
What are you gonna do about it, sue me?
Mussolini claimed!
Best type moon claimed.
>>711343898
gardy
>>711343562
are you becoming one of them?
pretty sure you just passive aggressively told me to check my non mutant privilege
>>711343630
do as i say dearie, it's for the best
>>711343637
it's also fun tho
>>711343749
muh other dick
>>711343605
Well, it's just a jokey way to say anime really.
>What does this mean?
Just standard.
I really like that game. Finished it not too long ago as well.
>>711344010
Best introverted, shy, qt claimed.
Man, finding sources on the internet for essays is way easier than grimy books in a stuffy library.
>>711343037
heres best blonde
>>711343189
she can give great handys
>>711344232
and tit fucks and blowies and probably rides the cock like a rodeo cowgirl.
>>711344039
SHUSH!
>>711344071
see>>711343673
I meant even Mutants are above them m8.
I type too fast sometimes to know what i said.
>>711343863
I'm going to have to report you to the borkthorities.. It was nice knowing you bote, they do bad things to people like you in prison...
>>711344010
Hello Shiki
>>711344131
Oh, I thought those were chinese cartoons for little girls?!
>Just standard
I get you
I've never played any of the Assassin's Creed games before, I'm walking through a studio right now and it's kind of lame. I hope this doesn't happen to much
>>711344333
now im getting very turned on
trips speak truth
>>711344388
i know what you meant but you basically said it was mean to call the liberals non human because it may offend mutants. which is liberal logic.
>>711344549
I may just fuck my wife....
>>711344447
>trying to report me
>erping
>sharing porn
>talking about how turned you are
Wow, I'm really beginning to understand why these thread are called circlejerks.
>>711344558
Wow you got me in a weird spot.
Just call them maggots, they don't matter.
![61532[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DeVcNPj.jpg "61532[1].jpg")
>>711344611
You and me both, brother
>>711344611
just do it!
>>711344188
But they don't give as much street cred.
>>711344447
Hey Alice, up to anything for the weekend?
>>711344447
It is very lame and 4 is the only one I have ever played so the plot is really non-sensical in the future. I don't think it happens in this one as much as the others, but I could be wrong.
Basically AC is one of the only games that can kind of get away with glitches happening in game story-wise at least.
>>711344010
https://youtu.be/ocDB5zxSrgQ
>>711344843
Well I do have book sources too. Probably gonna grab a few more this weekend at an aforementioned stuffy library.
>>711344740
what about
>pigs in human clothing :^)
>>711344823
what if i stream it?
>>711344968
Feels good barely using sources.
>>711345076
Okay you win there, lets go with that.
>>711345172
Eh, my professor wants use to have at minimum 8 sources for our essay, everything else is just gonna be fluff. Seriously my topic is retarded.
>Explain why telling fairy tales to children is good
I wish I was making this up.
>>711345076
where and how?
internet is shit right now so cant tell how it will work
>>711345280
thought you'd like that one
>>711345594
we have a chaturbate tbh
>>711345523
Jesus christ.
Our stuff is simple
>build and design this, these are the specifications/requirements.
>write a report with diagrams, documentation, formulas etc. etc. explaining all your various decisions.
>>711345724
I'd like to see that, what's your chaturbte
>>711345796
mnm5671 i think...
>>711345734
Well your assignments sound related to your major.
This class is seriously "Composition 1." Basically a class devoted to learning how to write at a college level.
Remember I just started classes.
>>711344633
It's already been done. 4chan is tracking your IP for me as we speak
>>711344843
Nothing at all. Study day on Monday, and Remembrance day today, so I get a extra long weekend!
How about yourself?
>were you the one who was building electronics?
>>711344944
It didn't last long, which I'm super thankful for. I remember seeing my brother playing AC 2, and it seemed to be a fairly central part of it. That or it's just when I was watching
Glitches do kind of make sense, don't they. Virtual reality inside a video game
>they're features, not bugs!
>>711345724
never been there tbh, can i still be anon there?
>>711345864
You online already?
>>711345796
i'd also have to convince her to go on. it's been like 6 months.
>>711345987
yes
>>711345994
see above
>>711345870
Oh right, for some reason I imagined you being several years older.
>>711345890
Just getting my sleeping schedule back on track, the last couple of weeks have been hecting and completely fucked.
>29th hour without sleep not counting passing in and out on the bus.
and yeah, right now finishing up a vhdl project.
>>711346039
well dont push her if she doesnt, will you link it here?
>>711346086
I am older than most first year college students, I was working.
I was out of school for 7 years before I started up again.
>>711346162
if she agrees sure
and i never make her do anything she doesn't actually want to. tho i do sometime make her admit to wanting things.
spoiler alert: I'm chubby, but she is not
>>711346175
Similar to my class then, I'd say at least have when starting was over 30, a lot of electricians wanting to get in on that engineer dosh.
>>711346274
forgot lewd
>>711346340
proportions are weird in this one
>>711346447
duh she's an alien
>>711346316
It's kinda silly. Not one peer has come up and asked me to buy them alcohol.
Also my professors assume that everyone is 18 or 19, maybe some in their early 20s. Being Mid 20s I feel kinda left out of their considerations. But it's fine. I admitted to not feeling well because of having a few drinks the night before to one and my professor was pretty upset, but when I told him I was 26 he got embarrassed and thanked me for showing up to class.
>>711346505
darn, now I feel stupid
>>711346274
good to hear
admit to wanting things? such as?
>>711346516
Hell the first time the class was out being normalfags together they had to make new plans since the bar didn't allow people under 23 in.
>>711346592
like the bondage/gangbangs/being a general slut for me.
>>711346698
BTFO
I would have gone inside, chugged a beer, and walked out to stay with the group.
>>711346780
that cute tbh
>>711347100
agreed just sent her to take a shower.
also set up our bondage stuff that was in storage
>tfw can't find the 2 cuffs for the hands of the under bed thing.
>>711347416
we have something like this but I can't find 2 of the cuffs on the ends.
>>711339941
Like?
>>711339989
Yes you did, and you know it.
>>711340318
.
Was eating.
>>711347416
also before it starts how does that site work just so i have an idea
>>711347589
basically you just follow my link and you'll be on my feed watching the stream. there is a chat room as well. and you can also tip coins which is diigital currency.
Best Girl reporting in
>>711347706
sounds cool but im very stingy with money
>>711347934
you don't have to gib if you don't want
>>711346086
Fixing sleep schedule is such a hassle. Luckily with daylight saving, I now go to sleep at a somewhat normal hour because it's the same time, but an hour earlier
I forgot that I assembled a small board when I took soldering last year. I don't actually remember what it's purpose is, but it was a hassle to assemble.
The final project for the design course I'm taking, I am probably going to make an LCD display, might end up using it in my project that I need to build at the end of the year
>I'm thinking a DMM or a HAM receiver
>1.99MB
DAS ROIGHT
>>711348113
k cool, just dont want to look like a dick
