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Literally stop where you are and show me your singles faggot

We've been getting reports of illegal dubs and trips being smuggled in this area. Prove you're innocent
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ay yo ma nigga it's all good dawg
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>>711331517
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here you go officer, she is my sister and we're on our way to IKEA
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aw sheeeet
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W-what is the p-problem officer
No dubs here, believe m-me
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>>711331517
I did nuffin
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I dindu nuffin
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>>711331517
I'm innocent, copper, I swear. no dubs on me
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>>711331517
i'm white, mr. officer...you have no reason to stop me. good day to you, sir. :)
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>>711331517
No dubs here, I'm just gonna go on, if you don't mind.
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>>711331661
sir, Imma need you to stay in your car and need your sister to get outside, I have to 'search' her.

Standard protocol sir
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>>711331517
these aren't the dubz you're looking for
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no dubs in here m8
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Dubs should be legalized, fuck you officer.
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Im clean
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>>711331517

don' beat me, massa, don' beat me! i's gunna du wutteva you say!
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I need to see your warrant "officer".
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>>711331517
i have a permit for these here dubz
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>>711331517
No, officer, I don't have any dubs.
I don't even know what dubs look like.
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>>711331517
>implying I have dubs
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>>711331944
>>711331944
aww shit nigger RUN!
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>>711331517
Fuck off, cuck.
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>>711331517
eat my shit copper
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>>711331517
no dubs here mr officer
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I dindu nothin
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Check me, no dubs
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AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO LEAVE?
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Documented Dubs are not the problem.

Build the wall.
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singles?
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>>711331517
Badabing badaboom and I get the fuck outta here
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roll
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they're right here officer
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Duvzi
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>>711331517
I'm a white guy,officer.
Do you really need any further explanation?
You should be on the look out for the monkeys,i've seen a few pass by just over there.
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>>711332099
winrar
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>>711331517
Nothin' up in hya, officaman
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>>711332477
HERES ANOTHER GETTEM
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just passing through officer
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i voted trump officer let me through
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let me go
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>>711332099
>>711332477
>>711331944

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT...
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No dubs here bosss
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Im a free citizen you pig. I get all the rights of a dubs post without following any of the laws
#imwithher
#BLM
#notmypresident
#sjwlyyfe
#pleasegivememoneyimsobroke
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>>711332099
This one smells illegal
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>>711332666
technically correct
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>>711332666
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>>711331517

AM I BEING DETAINED????
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>>711332666
Nice trip faggot, you going to jail forever
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no dubs here
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>>711331517
Two words for you as this is 'murica
4th Amendment
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Only singels here sir
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>>711333121
get out of the vehicle, sir
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HOW DARE YOU
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Nothing but singles, officer! Honest!
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here are my papers sir
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>>711333366
Git out da cah
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I have a dubs card for medicinal use
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>>711333249
I ain't got no doubles. You got nothing on me!
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>>711333402
I swear I was just holding them for a friend
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Fuck you popo
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>>711331517
check em faggots.
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>>711331517
no problem officer
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Hey officer, I'm white, no need to be so hostile
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>>711333461
That's what they all say buddy
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Is it because im black?
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Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>711333699
Those dubs say yes.
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I don't even know where I would get my hands on the stuff!
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Nothing to see here
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>>711331517
Nothing to see here officer
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>>711331517
Officer, I have never even seen dubs in my life.
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you will never gnna catch me faggots
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I'm sorrry officer, I wouldn't even know what a double looks like, much less try to check 'me.
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check'em
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no dubs here officer
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>>711331517
Fuck the police
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I gotcha dubbs right ch'here, mothahfucka
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>>711331517
SHiiiyit Im cool officer
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eZ
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>>711331517
Nothing wrong here sir
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>>711331869

>69
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I-I did nothing wrong officer, please let me go...
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No dubs or trips here officer, just handing out Trump bumper stickers to the Gentil- I mean gentlemen
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I dindu nuffin
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Singles get
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problem, officer?
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dubs? i don't think so officer
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>>711331517

No doobles here boss!
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>>711332666
Ha! you can't arrest satan
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I have nothin' I swear on me mum
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Is it because I'm black?
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Should i run?
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>>711334666
>>711334666

WTF
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>>711334666
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>>711331517
No problem officer. Quints are still legal, yes?
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What do you mean dubs? I don't know what that is...
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I'm clean officer, I swear!
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>>711331517

Am I being detained officer?
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>>711334700
Hey Anon, I'm you lawyer. Comply with the officer, follow his instructions but do NOT say ANYTHING. Not a single word because they will use that against you. Smile and shake your head. I'll meet you at the station.
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[meme XD]
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>>711331517
T-these s-s-singles prove my i-i-innocence mr. O-officer
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>>711331517
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>>711331517
he went that way! I just saw him! quick, go after him and not me!
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im clean officer
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>>711334666
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do you have a reasonable suspicion that i'm carrying dubz? if not, fuck off.
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I ain't a hip teenager like theese young boys, all I have are theese singles, officer
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AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I UNDER ARREST
>AM I UNDER ARREST
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>>711331517
Yo man, I don't fuck with no dubs, I'm probably cleaner than you officer.
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>>711331517
dindu nuffin
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>>711331517
Cuff me, faggot
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>>711331517
Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>711331517
What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Was gucci mah nigga
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FUCK YOU OFFICER I AINT DONE NOTHIN
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Get raped
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No dubs here, but the guy below me
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>>711331517
Fuck the police, got nothing to hide
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>>711331517
dindu
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>>711336550
Almost trips tho
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>>711331517

Oops
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I have information leading to Hillary's Arrest
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Look officer im clean.
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>>711331517
No need to check the trunk officer
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>>711331517
You will never catch me alive!
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I'm all good officer
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>>711331517
No dubbs here officer.
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>>711331517
YOU WANT SINGLES. CHECK EM
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>>711334700
>>711334666
>>711333699
>>711333366
>>711332666
GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! What am I going to find in your car Anon?
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>>711331517
No problem, I have nothing to hide.
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>>711331517
greetings officetti, want some mum's spaghetti?
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nothin to see here ociffer
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Suck my dick my dirty Jackboot, I've got a trunk full of these bad boys.

>inb4 quads
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dw fam i dindunofin
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>711331517
you got nothing on me copper
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>>711334666
SATANIC TRIPS
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>>711331517
N-no dubs here sir
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I'm sorry officer heres my singles
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here you go, officer
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>>711337290
your mum's panties kid
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Im white, I would never do something illegal, would I? Here are my singles
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>>711331517
Suck my dick pig!
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>>711331517

sir. no dubs or trips here. can i go now ?
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I will crack your cracker teeth pig
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>>711331517
I didnt do shit
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These are licensed officer, no need to worry.
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NO DUBS JUST BLACK SKIN
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I'm innocent, I swear!
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Am I being detained?
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am innocent
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>>711337699
You're under arrest for being a sneaky nigger.
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Ayyyyy nigga we gud jus sum singles. I dindu nuffen
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>>711331517
Ain't no dubs here. Open the gate now, faggot. I am white and perfectly legal and I deserve to be let into Bel-Air
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No dubs here officer
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I swear the glove won't fit
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>>711338469
thats something a nigger would say, STEP OUT OF THE CAR BOI
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dindu nuffin
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I'm innocent! I swear!
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im innocent nigger
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FUCK THE POLICE
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1
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Its fine officer, you seem Im not black
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SHEEEEEIT BLACK LIVES MATTER
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>>711331517
Eat a bag of dicks, pig.
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>>711338022
oh, its fine they're licensed then
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>>711338888

Well...holy shit
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>>711338888
you dun goofd up cucker
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>>711338888
QUADS!! GET HIM! AHHHH
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>>711331517
fuck you op
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We good my dude look the other way
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>>711332666
>>711334666
>>711338888

this fucking thread
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wat
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>>711338888
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>>711338888

You're good man, we're only after dubs and trips.
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me white
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im white
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>>711331517
nigga FUCK the PO-LICE
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suck your nan officer.
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>>711338888
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>>711331517
Fuck you, pig.
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Just singles here officer
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Nuthin ere', copper!
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>>711331517
Officer these dubs are singles I promise.
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QUADS GET
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>>711331517
YOU CAN'T TAKE MUH TRIPS
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You couldn't take away these trips if you tried.
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>>711331517
burn in hell
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>>711331517
Sigh...at this point it's useless to play it dumb
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>>711331517
Yesh offisah
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>>711331517
hi
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ok
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Nah fam we good
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>>711331517
Just on my way home
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inno
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Shhhhh
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I'm clear, orificer.
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fuck looks like im going to jail
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>>711331517
I would never commit a crime officer
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Bitch ass popo
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>>711341011
Arrest this fag
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Singles?
I've got singles from even b4 'nam
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>>711341301
Thanks for helping
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>>711341011
fuck me
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I dinno do nuthin
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LOLCHECKMYTRIPS
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>>711338583
I will not, look at my skin, I am like casper, cunt.
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>>711341833
That's a stupid place to keep his ammo belt
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I'm innocent I swear!
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>>711331517
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Kek cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of America! The future of the West!
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YOU'll NEVER GET MY TRIPS
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Suck my dick policefag
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>>711331517
sry, OP the other thread just died. Need to drop some here now and gtfo
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>>711331517
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>711331517
Im not a nigger
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Uh......sure, officer
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>>711331517
I'm not a nigger i don't do illegal shit
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I have only legal singles sir
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It's okay, no illegal dubs here officer.
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Fucc tha poliec
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Fuck off, I will smuggle all the trips and take all the PCP and Speed I want
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>>711331517
I'm good my dude
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I am a white male, so these dubs should be of no problem PC prick
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>>711331517
single
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Check'um you commie pig
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no dubs here
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>>711332099
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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Last thing I wanted was to be caught with these trips. Good thing I'm also carrying my privelage with me
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>>711331517
You ain't catchin shit
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>>711331517
Rollididdly
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>>711331517
>literally stop
Cringe
Cancer
Kill yourself
Dyke
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No dubs here officer.
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ok
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No dubs
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Sorry officer I couldnt help myself.
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>>711331517
fuck you jerkoff
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>>711331517
my only crime is being a nigger
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I'm innocent! I swear!
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Its OK officer I dindu nothin
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clean bean
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>>711331517
Uh, officer? Are those dubs in your pocket right now?
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
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>>711344888
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>>711331517
Is everything all right, sir?
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>>711344882
NO
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Dindu nuffin missa
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Notbing to hide here, officer.
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>>711331517
YOPULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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Uhm... Noth- Nothing here officer
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Go away pig. Go be a pig someplace else.
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No dubs here desu
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>>711331517
last time i checked this was a free country
but yeah you can check my singles
and my congress representatives will be hearing about this
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nothing to see here sir
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Here you go officer
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Fuck da police! Quads!
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>>711331517
fuck you copper, you can't stop me
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>>711331517
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>>711331517
There are my singles officer.
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Fuck off flatfoot, do I look like I have fucking dubz?
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im just gonna role on by
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>>711331517
I'm innocent, copper, I swear it! I've never got dubs or more in my life!
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>>711331517
This motha fukin rascist ass trump supporter.
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Yo fuck whities
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Well I see no dubs here sir. No need to check 'em
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Answer me this
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fuk u popo
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Fuck the police
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Fuck you officer, check my singles.
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Fuck the police
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>>711347366
OH FUCK
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>>711347366
Oh my
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fuck off nigger faggot
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>>711331517
Fuck 5-0
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I'm clean boss
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>>711347366
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS
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>>711331517
I uh, just look the digits don't lie officer! I have a permit for that!
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Nothing out of the ordinary here.
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Is there a problem, Officer?
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S-sorry officer, ill be on my way
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I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

I DO NOT CONSENT TO SEARCHES
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chill officer, I got my singles right here
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>>711331517
Check'm KApPA
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>>711331517
Do you really think I would be dumb enough to get dubs?
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>>711331517
Fuckin pigs
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>>711331517
Ive never rolled dubs or trips in my life sir!
I swear
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>>711347833
HE'S GETTING AWAY! *BRAPBRAP*
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roooooooling
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Will do, officer. Gimme a moment, please.
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>>711331517
Heya go slofiser
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>>711348322
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DRUGGIE!
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>>711331517
Am I being detained?
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>>711346100
NAW, FUCK YOU!
GET ON THE GROUND, SCRUB!
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>>711348841
dindu do nuffin mah negro :()
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M'kay
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>>711333366

>dubs
>then quads
>then dubs again

AWW SHIIIT
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>>711331517
dont aress me nigga i dindu nuffin handz up dont shoot nigga lives matter
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>>711349063
YOU THINK I'M FUCKIN' AROUND?
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD.
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>>711331517
I just want to make memes
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