Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>711290198
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>>711301056
I thought you froze to death!
Last thing I remember you posting was you were gathering wood for winter.
Here
>>711300750
Mine are full of energy a lot of the time, especially when someone gets home. They go nuts when someone opens the garage door with all of their barking
カラミチーマス
Threads fast
>>711300973
Tomo
I am chill.
>>711301056
Smug tomo
Not.
>>711301135
You Know
Get a puppy. It's never the dog breed, it's the owner.
Pitbulls are thick skulled, loving, and think they're lap dogs.
>>711301135
Yes, but only if instilled from a young age. I use more fierce prodding and sharp jabs with a knee or elbow, not enough to harm but enough to snap his mind out of misbehaving. If he really messes up I hokd his snout closed and force him on his back. If he comes at me again I do the same. When i say hes a turd, hes a complete turd.
>>711300823
Yeah. He decided the fastest way out of the house was to go through the bedroom windows a few times at my other brothers old place.
Alright/waifu/ i am a sleepy juvia and it is time for bed. Talk to you all tomorrow
>no life
>juvia claimed
still here
and
>>711301197
the wood doesnt need to be stacked to use it
>>711301488
what makes you think that
>>711301488
You seem more stressed about my homework than I am tho.
This thread is fake
>>711282410
Get in there
>>711301488
Heres the staff cross
Someone wanna update me on any replies to me? I was asking about Suu or Momo but the thread wasn't getting along with my phone's 4chan reader app
>>711301401
Oh yeah mine gets pretty excited when someone comes in from the doors, unfortuealty tho he's old so if he gets TOO excited which he does.. he gets asthma
>>711301488
I know that, like I said I came from the hood so obviously everyone there are very very shit owners hence my terrible experiences with most guard dogs
>>711301540
I suppose physical force is needed to show dominance, I never really had the heart to smack a dog
>>711301540
Open windows, or screened in?
I've lost a few screens before.
>>711301639
96 hours is not alot.
>>711301655
Checked.
I'm not, was just messing around and it got lost in text.
>>711301758
Cute doge
>>711301843
Suu best girl
>>711301639
I'm just exaggerating.
>>711301843
Neither. Obviously neither girl captivated you enough. You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.
Read and watch more manga and anime.
>>711301895
sup nigga
>>711301917
Ah, ok.
96 hours is a good amount of time tho. I'm pretty damn sure that I can write a 4 page essay in 4 days.
>>711302002
Oh hey, thought you died
>>711301917
Fixed windows. Just straight through.
>>711301895
I hate myself for needing to do it. I really do. It shouldnt be needed.
>>711302217
A necessary evil, otherwise we might as well be beta cat owners that cat owns us
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
>>711301917
well yeah it would be rather weird if i did die that way since i dont go anywhere really
>>711302096
hello fish
>>711301540
If my dog misbehaves I wrestle them down, pin them on their back and put my hand on their neck until they relax.
Thumbs beat teeth for utility.
>>711301895
Sucks man. Bad owners give Pitts bad names.
>>711302134
Yeah probably. I remember having to do a ten page, left it to last minute. Didn't sleep that night. Failed anyway.
>>711302217
Rip window.
>>711302507
Ouch. That sounds like nightmare material.
>>711302150
we don't die nigga we multiply. so whats good cuz? how you livin.
>>711302545
Disgusting shit covered paws
>>711302507
Shit sucks, ah well
>>711302655
Same shit, different day
>>711302457
Hiawatha didn't bother too much
'Bout Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch
Till she took him to the silver stream
Then she whispered words like he had never heard
That made him all shudder inside when she said
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can
Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand
Try a little touch, try a little too much
Just try a little wig-wam bam
>>711302416
Doesnt make me hate it less.
>>711302507
Oh the pit never misbehaves. He doesnt care that babies kick hin repeatedly in the face. The shep is the one I have to discipline. Not to mention that when I had to mow the lawns he had to be locked inside. Constantly grabbing and lifting the front of the mower while it was running.
>>711302599
Reason I failed?
Teacher said she over heard how I said I did it all the night before. Means I didn't care enough.
>>711301895
The collie shepherd doesn't even bark, he just whimpers really loud
>>711302890
He'll learn when his snout gets cut off.
>Mizore
>>711302909
BITCH JUST GRADE MY PAPER YOU SLUT. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MAKE THE PAPER LESS FINISHED.
>>711302890
True
>>711302962
Chihuahuas are known for constent barking, luckly ours don't bark randomly at nothing, its pretty rare to the point my mom thinks it's a spirit wondering
![You [276].png](https://i.imgur.com/1JBSX47.png "You [276].png")
Hi
what is this? a fucking dog thread now.
bitchass niggas
>>711302492
hi
>>711303068
Yeah. I failed english because of that, had to go to summer school to graduate. Which cost like 200 bucks, which covered a years worth of material, that I did in 2 weeks, passed with an 86, which was bumped to a 60 since I failed the actual course. Yay school, it's so fair. Learning doesn't matter here.
>Mfw
>>711303434
Hi
>
>>711303434
Yo You
>>711303290
That's always good. Mine are super territorial
In other news, FUCK SHACO
>>711303513
Wait wait wait.
You had an 86 and they dropped it to a 60 because you failed?
What?
>>711303508
your school stuff going well?
>>711303632
The hell is a shac-
>googles it
Fucking LoL nerd
>>711303780
He is fucking cancer and I hate his guts
>>711303881
Rip him a new one
Dan Racoonsling
Speaking of cancer
>>711303938
I can't. He got a rework and is stupid powerful.
>>711303632
If you were Top/Bot, did you pink?
If you were jungle did you counter jungle non stop?
If you were mid, you really just had to be ready with flash and escapes constantly, so if you were immobile you lost that hands down.
>>711303692
Yes you heard that right. I scored an 86 doing the entire years course, in 2 weeks out of the 2 months we were given, and they bumped me down to the bare minimum since I failed the class before, aka a 60.
Makes so much sense doesn't it?
>>711303983
Is Bungie in charge of balancing?
>>711304011
Sounds like a for profit school tactic to get more money.
I mean, that straight up sounds illegal too.
>>711303971
yeah i know
it was pasta the whole time :(
>>711303746
it's fine
>>711304011
They don't have pink wards anymore
>>711304071
Even worse, it's Riot
>>711303023
He didnt learn the first 5 times I tried to teach him. I doubt losing a snout would change a thing.
>>711303983
Have you seen the new Kha? Have you seen all the new assassins?
![You [347].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pydDYHp.jpg "You [347].jpg")
>>711303610
thx
>>711303632
Heya Yuuki, what have you been up to?
>>711304163
What was pasta?
>>711303434
YOUSORO
>>711304287
My dinner
>>711304258
Getting my ass kicked in LoL, you?
>>711304242
Yeah, they're all broken
>>711304145
I don't know. All I know is it sucks.
>>711304224
>No pinks
W-Waaah?
Is their something new? Why we're they removed? Is oracles back?
>>711304242
Pain is a good motivator.
>>711304444
>FOUR OF A KIND
>WITH FOURS
THOSE ARE SOME NICE DIGITS
>>711304483
They have these new wards that disable the effects of stealth and everything, but I'm still figuring them out. The problem is I'm tryndamere
>>711304224
Can't be worse to what bungie has done to my favourite handcannon in Destiny
>The Last Word
>Exotic perk grants extra accuracy and damage to hitfiring
>Its been glitch for a very very long time where the perk procs even during ADS
>Year 2 later finally patch it into the hipfiring weapon its suppose to be
>Hue hue its still too powerful cause casual babbies cry about people actually using it correctly
>take off the bonus damage part and nerf HEAVILY on range
>its shit mid range and do a 180 on stability, basically making you ADS the weapon again to use effecively
>>711304293
that's really fkn cute
>>711304444
admiring your digits
and playing omega ruby, training a breloom at the moment
>>711304210
good not sure what to talk about fish
>>711304444
Quads confirm. Yeah, Khas ulti evolved is now way too powerful.
>I enjoy stealthing from brush to brush and resetting my ulti without using it
>>711304483
Not when the dog has gone through 2 years of choker chain obedience and no visible improvement on walks.
>>711304716
You're damn right
>>711304762
>Kha'Zix
Fuck those changes and especially new duskblade on him
>>711304680
Damn, why do they break all the good stuff
>>711304716
Getting Sun/Moon?
>>711304762
They're team is shaco, kat, kha, jhin, and mf
![You [313].png](https://i.imgur.com/2j5rxJH.png "You [313].png")
>>711304947
You're damn cute
>>711305126
Yeah, a little broke at the moment but next payslip should come through in time to get it by release, I'm hyped
>>711305420
No (you)
>>711305126
Cause they're gay and they like men
Just watch this video of the orginal raid exotic weapon in vanilla destiny
Note - TTK is a little faster than Halo's
https://youtu.be/x0nm1ri1eRM?t=20s
>>711305420
At least you'll be able to get it. I'm getting Moon
>>711305065
I miss the extra damage. I dont miss the 0 cooldown on Q.
>>711305126
Rip you guys. Should have gone Garen.
>>711306032
Damn that's strong
>>711306268
Yeah..I just love tryndamere too much
>>711306317
Dude you have no idea how much suffering the original raid was in vanilla destiny
>legendary weapons were actually rare
>go in to the raid with blue "rare"s
>That fusion rifle you see is in hard mode
But my god the fucking armor and weapons were rewarding AS FUCK buuuut of course bungie felt the need to make them irrelevent in Year 2 cause M-Muh weapon diversion! cause it had elemental primaries which made PvE and cakewalk.. It doesnt help the fact the original raid weapons actually HAS damn good perks to it, meanwhile newer raids were shitty perks thats only relevent slightly to said raids and PvE became bulletsponges because we didnt have element primaries to wipe their shields easily..PLUS there was HARDLY any diversity in weapons as they wanted, we LITERALLY used the same kind of vender weapons that was the only viable PvE weapon and of course lets not forget the META in PvP. So.. weapon diversity MY ASS
/rant
>>711306317
If not Garen then Illaoi.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
Comfy music. Post it.
https://youtu.be/yAc4AqRDS4E
>>711306925
Honestly we didn't have a tank.
>>711308037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca6UsllwYs
>>711307592
Hi Syndra <3
>>711301401
Enjoy your aids
>>711308212
No u
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>711307998
How's it going?
>>711308037
https://youtu.be/OkHFGL1NOfA
>>711308304
Eh, pretty good I guess.
Procrastinating on a 4 page essay. Getting kinda tired, might be heading to bed soon.
Yourself?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>711308404
Woke up too late because my alarm didint go off.
Now sitting outside class and waiting for the next one.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
>>711308037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeaGUfZM5hs
>>711308840
Night night
>>711308677
Ouch. My alarm failed me once and I missed work. Luckily it was a slow day, but my co-workers were not impressed with my reason. Ever since then I always set both my clock and phone to go off near the same time.
Hope you didn't miss class, and have a good day. I think I'm gonna go crash.
Goodnight /waifu/
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>711308840
Goodnight
>>711308945
Well, i did.
Goodnight.
>>711309151
Oh no, that sucks. Good night for real this time!
I knew things were just going way too well. I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GUNNA HAPPEN!
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>711309693
???
>>711309693
Ill bite
>>711310158
>>711310180
Under steer + Pole = https://imgur.com/a/Qr1KQ
I'm not as bummed as I thought I'd be, but... I don't really know what to do now. Do I fix it? Try to part it out? Just kinda lost, and can't really get insurance involved...
sometimes i wonder what a good meme really is
>>711310847
VSauce is a good meme
>>711310847
Memes are cancer by definition.
>>711310569
Does it run? Can you still drive it? The light is gone so that needs replacing asap. Thats definitely priority one. Next is checking chassis damage. Looks like you hit the crumple zone.
More comfy music guys. For comfy thread.
https://youtu.be/UQOszobuO40
>>711310180
I have found some tribute for Rory-sama
>>711311727
This too
>>711311540
It runs perfectly fine, yes. I drove it all the way to work after with no problems, other than the light being out.
I'm assuming that's what I hit, because nothing else seems to have been damaged. The hood is a bit bent, but it still opens and closes just fine.
>>711311727
I have that one but probably not that big or detailed
>>711311737
I do not have that. These are acceptable
>>711311823
Unless theres chassis damage, its just superficial damage. No need to get insurance involved. Good thing it was a relatively low speed too.
>>711310980
see >>711311087
but what im asking is what makes one likeable yet not completely retarded and just a normie post in picture form
>>711311996
Successful tribute was successful :3
>>711311996
The pop ups won't go down now, though. I have the switch on it to keep them up. Just kinda torn here. On one hand, I still owe my friend that money. On the other hand, it would cost another $1000 or so to fix this.
>>711310569
hello one chan
>>711310180
hello rory
>>711310847
hello hikage
>>711308840
dammit just missed yukki
>>711308920
hello you know
>>711312792
wassup my dude
Got the spiciest claim
>>711312792
Wha?
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
Rumia claim, I guess
clmd
>>711314778
Bcs ur a fgt
>>711312079
When it is genuinely funny but retarded enough to be classified cancer
>>711313501
>>711313758
playing a game called future fragments. pixel sex game pretty damn fun tbh
where'd everyone go?
>>711315857
to /a/
>>711315915
liar
>>711316016
no u
Hi!
>>711316982
hello
>>711317080
How are you and your plush buddies Tomoko?
>>711317140
fine just deciding if i want to play more dishonored 1
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
https://youtu.be/cCpiL9rsraA
>>711317197
I never played dishonored,seen it on sale many times but my wallet always seems to be a little light when sales come around.
Played a lot of DS3 co-op today
>>711317304
how far did you get?
>>711317371
Got to Grand Archives today, was at cathedral when I picked it up. Even did dlc with others. It took a lot longer because we would take turns on ganking a boss or doing each other's areas. And had to wait for each other, all 4 of us. To go to certain points. If it was a solo run, I'd be done.
Your waifus < my waifu
>>711317575
thats a lot of progress. i havent played the dlc yet. i thought it was a pretty fun game myself
>>711317709
I beat the game 10+ times, it is becoming so much of a chore to pay through it again.
>>711317850
then dont
>>711317809
*hug*
>>711318039
I have to, I need all my builds again. They were all berserk characters.
>>711318169
*hugs back*
I needed one.
<3
>>711318219
thats cool but too much work really
>>711318628
Yep, over 20 hours until I get my Sir Griffith, Lady Farnese, Little Schierke, Lord Silat, Sir Grunbeld, Skull Knight at full build again.
I'm just gonna speed run the rest of the builds and only get what I need on my build.
>6hour thread
>>711318968
way too long
Who's going to an hero?
I like an hero
maybe I'll do it
>>711319845
go do it fag
>>711319845
stream it
>>711319883
>>711319898
k
>>711319761
4chan wasn't allowing posts for about 2 of these though
>>711319845
hi spike
>>711319957
4chan is dead
He's fucking dead
>>711320025
but he is the most famous hacker in the world!
how can he die?
>>711320010
Hi tomako. Still quiet and awkward as fuck?
>>711320126
no never was
>>711320219
You wouldnt be lying to me now, would you?
Tomako...
In other news, my new addiction is arcade games in sc2. Why did I not buy this game sooner?
How does it feel to be a virgin man child pretending to date/be a cartoon character?
>>711320276
no never. i remember playing a lot of arcade mode before i got into the game too. then i learned how to play protoss a little bit but im pretty bad at it. ive been playing diablo and dishonored 1
>711320342
We aren't dating. She's my wife
>>711320342
What are you talking about?
We are all cute little anime girls
>>711320402
>so mad he won't click the post number
>>711320358
Been on Undead Assault Chronicles lately. A lot of these mods tho... fucking nuts. It's like playing not starcraft.
>>711320342
I don't pretend. Spike is real and we hang out all the time.
>>@711320342
I'm a girl you fucking racist nigger
>>711320493
>lying on the Internet
<<711320342
feels good man
>711320469
>Thinking I didn't click the post number
>>711320514
did you just assume his gender?
>>711320482
i wouldnt know the modes but yeah some of my favorite where the thing mode and line battle i think it was called
>>@711320514
FUCKING BIGOTTED RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER
>>711320573
>his
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>post yfw you realize these threads were created by a high school retard wrangler to help keep the autistic kids sedated
>>711320582
I've actually played three arcade modes so far.. The Thing is pretty neat. The modding they allow just lets you do so much shit it's redic. They have have a fucking first person shooter!
I really need to get into more of them, but UAC is just too fun.Lots of teamwork goes into it, xp, level ups, classes. All that.
>711320853
>>711320853
>BILLY PUT DOWN THE MEMES
>BUH MISTER JOHN I WUNNA POST THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not only are you still giving me (you)s, you're showing how butt hurt you are in the process
>>711320756
>>711320856
yeah some of the stuff is really in depth
So Leonard Cohen's dead
>>711321074
F
>>711321068
>2016
>having pebis
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>711321028
>damage control
>>711321074
i'm dead on the inside
>>711321068
the fuck is she doing with her right index finger?!
this kills the man!
