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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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She better send me feet pics anon.
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Post
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>>711296325
Jokes on you, I already do
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She better be asian.
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Roll
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>>711296536
;)
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K
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Why not
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>>711296325
Wife gon be mad but ok
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>>711296325
Bullshit intensifies
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>>711296325
plz
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Hope she likes anal
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>>711296325
lol
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>>711296325
Sure
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Don't fail me op
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good luck with that OP
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pls
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>>711296325
xD
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no but whatever
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Oh boy i hope i get a qt asian gf
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2late niqqa
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she won't ever forgive me
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Ok
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>>711296325
help
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It must be real, lol.
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>>711296325
Can my gf be that ugly pale greasy faced child in your pic?
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plz
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>>711296325
i bet
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>>711296325
>implying a girl will ever walk into my basement
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>>711296325
haha jokes on you i'm gonna die tomorrow
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thanks
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hell ya
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Thanks op
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>>711296325
Bullshit but I'lll give it a shot
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>>711296325
lets see how the magic works op
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Yeye posting
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xD
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23 y/o
Have had sex less than 20 times.
Never had a girlfriend
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one can hope
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>>711296325
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Fingers crossed
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>>711296325
work your magic meme man
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Dubs confirms it
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That would be cool
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>>711296325
i doubt it arya stark cat
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>>711296325
Im trusting you.
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>>711297228
No she mine.
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MUDA MUDA MUDA
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This never works just
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;)
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Dank
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>>711296325
Gg
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>>711296325
plz op delivar
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I'm scared. What will the magical wonders of /b bestow upon me?
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I'm conscious to know this is bull shit, but desperate enough to roll that meme magic.
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Ya fockin baiter
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Sure. Why not..
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can i just have my wife back plz?
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>>711296325
Why
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welp
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Ok
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>>711296325
If dubz plz gf
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>>711298104
What happened anon?
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worth a shot as ill be going to my sisters dance recital tmr
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>>711296325
I call shenanigans (still replying, tho)
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6
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>>711296325
Jokes on you haters im asexual
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>>711298275
Niggers.
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Only if that were true.
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>>711296325
I wish
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Roll
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>isnt going out tomorrow
>the only person ill see over the weekend is my mother
>still reply
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asd
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Why not?
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No fuck you i want fuckn kfc nigga
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>>711298275

I think it's either schizophrenia or severe bipolar. she's living in a dream world while i sleep on the couch and raise the kids. she refuses any/all help.
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>>711298104
>>711298104
too early for feels
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Heyo
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asl
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Please
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>>711296325
Fuck it, ill go for it.
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>>711298606

no one died, but almost every day it feels like it. her ghost is just more substantial...
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I am hopeful
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Give me vore whores or give me death.
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>>711298600
She'll get better
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>>711296325
Aight
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lets go bois I have date tomorrow
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>>711296325
Tomorrow is in 40 minutes for me.

Your move OP
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>>711296325
eh fuck it, time for a twist of fate
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Wtf am I doing
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Fuck it. Nothing else is working
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>>711296325
aight
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Ok
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I fucking need a girlfriend
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ok
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>>711296325
Kill me
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>>711298884

she doesn't even talk to the kids anymore. they know something's wrong and they've even pled with her to get help. she thinks I'm plotting with them behind her back.
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No.
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Kool
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.
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Oh boy!
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>>711296325
Harambe knew too many things
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:O
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>>711296325
PLS
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OP deliver me from solidarity
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Friend is good.
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I'm willing to try at this point
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I want pai.
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>>711296325
nice
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May Kek bless me.
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Let's do this.
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Sure
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please fucking god
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Roll
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What if I'm gay
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Fuck it
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>>711296325
mum
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your nuts
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ok
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>>711296325
bullshit... but I'm lonely
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>>711296325
let see
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>>711296325
Reply to this thread
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>>711296325
a real woman girlfriend pls. someone that can love a guy that is always mistaken for a tomboy
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>>711296325
Might as well go for it
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I don't want a GF and don't believe in superstition, do yer worst b
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>>711296325
Ayy lamo praying for meme magic.
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Why the fuck not?
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>>711296325
sure
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>>711296325
Reply
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Yeah sure why not
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Yes, good good
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>>711296325
reply
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Please
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I believe in magic
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dubs and i'll actually get a gf tomorrow
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>>711296325
I appreciate the effort, but this is beyond the power of a mere thread.
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>>711299090
Force her faggot, talk to her parents
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Hopefully
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Is her name going to be Sierra? Because I don't think that she is really my girlfriend.
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>>711296325
I believe
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Ok
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>>711296325
worth a shot
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op please deliver.
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Nothing to lose
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Yeah fuckin right
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A man can dream
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meeting up wit crush 2moro
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Rolling for hope
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Replying just on the off chance that I'm lucky
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I dont really know if I like her but anyway
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Sure, nigger
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>>711296325
why not
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lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
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no
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>>711296325
Ok
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1
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>>711296325
ok
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i need it
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>>711296325
whats the harm
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Tfw meme Magic is real
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>>711296325
Worth a shot
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>>711296325
Will she be 2D at least?
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Roll?
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Fuck me senpai
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Fuck it, got nothin better to do
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please.
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Please
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sure
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>>711296325
if i get dubs do i get two?
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I don't think so
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>>711296325
I hope
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>>711296325
Rawling for 0
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>>711296325
Fuck yes my negro
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>>711296325
Alreadyreply
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>>711296325
>tfw I am actually inviting a girl to prom today
help I can't even sleep I have just been thinking about her and the million ways I can get refused.
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>>711299777
Oh shit nigger
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Why not?
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let's hope this works
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hello
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This is fucking demeaning
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please
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>>711296325
ayyyy last chance
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>>711299999
>>711300000
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>>711296325
false
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Well, meme magic got emperor trump in office... why not.
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Try anything now
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>>711296325
most likely not
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Worth a shot
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OP is a lying nigger faggot
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>>711296325
would help
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>>711296325
give me those sexs
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>>711296325
i want her so fucking bad
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pls
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>>711300144
>on one hand obv new fag
>on the other dubs
god kill me now
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might as well try
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>>711296325
roll
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>>711296325
thanks
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plz & thank
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>>711300329
SPARE MEEM
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Okie, but this better work OP
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It's my lucky day then :^)
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>>711300144
newfag
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>>711296325
Meme Thread
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I doubt it
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Please god I'm so alone it physically hurts
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>>711296325
I HAVE HOPE?!?!?!?!
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>>711296325
pls, like her!
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jz
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I'm down for one
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Eh, why not.
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>>711296325
obby
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Pls
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Taking the chance
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>>711296325
only replying because I'm having trouble with mine and I hope she will still be with me tomorrow.
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>>711296325
may as well
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gibe me da pussi b0ss
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Trump
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>>711296325
reply
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I try this :P
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whynot
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Reply
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roll
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>>711296325
Prove it fucker
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wish me luck tomorrow lads
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why the hell not
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Cool working on something
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>>711296325
PLEASE
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>>711296325
i highly doubt it, but sure, one time.
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K
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>>711296325
oh hell yeah
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>>711296325
Can I just have her
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Oi
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Sure
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LETS SEE IT
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No thanks
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TRUMPTRUMPTRUMP
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>>711296325
fake and gay
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I might fuck my ex when I visit my parents next week, does that count?
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having a girlfriend might backfire though
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>>711296325
please
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Not taking my chances
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>>711296325
lmayo
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Memes
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I mean, pls
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that would be pretty nice
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>>711296325
This is my last chance.
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>>711296325
i want to be happy
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>>711296325
Ha. Girlfriend
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>>711296325
what do I have to lose?
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Roll
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"If only, if only, the woodpecker cries."
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I sure hope so
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>>711296325
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>>711296325
:/
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>>711296325
Help me
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>>711296325
Bullshit
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please
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Pls
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>>711296325
She better be white
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>>711296325
as
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>>711296325
Please.
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pls
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>>711296325
thanks OP, life saver
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>>711296325
Fuck why not.
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I trust you anon. Whatever sick magic powers you have I'm sure they'll work
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>>711296325
Well, guess I'll have two now.
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Haha, sure.
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Might as well
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why me
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I sure hope so
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Liar
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sure why the fuck not ...plz no uggos
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>>711296325
nigger
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Sure
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Fuck off
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Rolling for sadness
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pls i got yellow fever
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>>711296325

Ya think so? That'd be nice.
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>kek
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>>711296325
Unlikely, but I guess I can't afford to disregard it.
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>>711296325
Thanks
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>>711296325
Just one?
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>>711296325
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Why not
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>>711296325
Tomorrow is 2 hours away for me
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>>711296325
By tomorrow
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Doubtful
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kek
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Papa bless
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>>711296325
I'll put some faith in you. Please don't fail me. I'm so alone.
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>>711296325
Hopefully
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Yay!
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I can only hope
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OK CAUSE I AM HORNY
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>>711296325
HAHAHHA nope.
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The plot thickens
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OK
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>>711296325
Liar anon
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>>711296325
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Gffjn
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Better happen
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Will I though
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>>711296325

qt korean gf kudasai
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>>711296325
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I'm hopeful. Rollin.
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>>711296325
:)
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>>711296325
betteer be asian
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>>711296325
i held a girls hand will we fuck?
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>>711296325
Please, Please!
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>>711296325
Why not
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>>711296325
ok
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>>711296325
Why not
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I honestly hope the girl I like now will at the most text back.
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>>711296325
this better work
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plz
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Worth a shot
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>>711296325
x_D
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