What is one amendment you would make to the Constitution? (Doesn't have to be realistic)
I have the right to fuck my sister
>>711295885
At the 18th birthday every girl must come to my house and make sweet love ha
>>711295885
The right to own slaves
>>711295885
all males get a chinese female sex slave
>>711295885
curly fries must taste slightly more like french fries
>>711296073
Wow, that would become one of the most terrible curses you could ever inflict upon yourself.
>>711295885
Either some sort of populist election reform, or an amendment to end any and all unreasonable drug prohibition.
>>711295885
SJWs count as 3/5ths of a person
>>711295885
Burn the gays
>>711295885
Congress shall impose no law that dictates creationism be taught in formal education, except at specifically-religious institutions.
>>711295885
universal female slavery, no limits, no rights
>>711296661
kys
>>711296573
You must've just turned 19, huh?
>>711296431
There would be a clause. no ugos
>>711296723
Uruse!
>>711296661
Is it really that big of a deal to you lol. Who cares? Shit hardly effects people's lives in the end
From now on and forever: Op must always carry through with what is demanded; thus, always delivering and never being a fag.
1 child per family maximum.
Repeal the 14th Amendment and make nigger hunting legal.
>>711295885
The Government will provide $50,000 for any person running for any government office, to be used solely for the purposes of running for office. It will be illegal for any entity to donate any time, money, goods, or services to any person running for office, or who is currently in any office, with the exception that local and national broadcasting agencies will provide ad-free coverage of local and/or national policy debates, based on their own ability to do so.
Get money out of politics.
>>711296854
Because if I have a child (or children), I don't want them going through life living in a fairy tale, only to get to college and be unable to major in something like Engineering or Computer Science because they've been institutionally taught to believe the earth is a flat dome.
>>711296854
Yeah it is
>>711296661
religious education makes the best atheists, they have a revelation about how the world works, and tend to be more skeptic of everything afterwards, unlike faggots who just do it because muh edge but still buy all the bullshit like progressivism
>>711297042
Fucking chink, go back to China.
>>711296009
I want him to have the right to fuck his sister
>>711295885
Get rid of the electoral college , so people living in trailer parks in Oklahoma don't have more say in choosing a President than fag San Francisco liberals.
>>711295885
No age of consent
>>711295885
All 10/10 women must be topless
>>711295885
somehow remove the antiquated 2 party system we have (aka "1st past the poll").
allow for single transferrable vote for all state leaders (senators/congress)
this will promote more "purple" parties. also some dark reds and dark blues... fine.
clearly the Republicans and Dems have no clue what they're doing and are currently the most divided (both parties amongst themselves), they've ever been
> e.g. Rubio blasts Trump for being Trumptastic, then backs him b/c he wants to run again in 2020 lol
>>711297189
Maybe it's because I live in the American South (yes, where your History teacher can also be your football coach), but I strongly support the separation of Church and State.
>>711295885
Ooh I got one!
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
That'd be a good one.
>>711297139
Isn't it your fucking job to teach your own fucking children how to think critically? Why, in God's name, do you expect the government to do your job for you?
>>711296073
>18
oh america
you so funny
>>711296260
Put that anon in office
>>711297042
Go back to China Charlie Chan
>>711295885
term limits for senators and congressmen.
It is a shame that the US is a shithole comparable to venezuela and russia to this degree
>>711297042
This.
Quality over quantity.
>>711297476
This
>>711297476
Of course it's my job to, and I intend to. However, I don't want that being undermined by some religious nut with a pair of Dockers and a tucked in shirt to whom I send my children 5x a week for several hours a day.
>>711297191
>implying overpopulation is not a serious issue and China can't be right for once ever.
kys.
>>711297603
Would that be your son or your wife's son?
>>711297298
muh nigga
>>711297494
Come on don't be a creep 19 at least
I regret what i said 10/10
>>711297603
What if your child is shit?
>>711297042
我喜欢这个人。
>>711296747
> You must've just turned 19, huh?
You must've just turned 50, huh?
I get to do whatever I want.
>>711297648
They don't push religion in public school dude.
>>711297476
Because 60% of the USA is incapable of doing the bare fucking mininum and we're b coming a nation of ignorant savages while the rest of the world is competing to advance and speeding up.
>>711296073
Who's 18th birthday? Your's? You really wanna wait another 6 years?
>>711297775
I found Charlie Chan
I'd take out the 2nd amendment entirely.
>or alter it to mimic gun laws in the EU
>>711297747
I've met people that had 5 kids, all of them shit, but they loved them all anyway.
>>711297714
Would who be my son or wife's son?
are all of you fucking braindead that you can't think of any viable amendments
cmon some discussion please
>>711297747
Your mom probably has the answer to that by now.
>>711297889
>they don't push religion in public school dude
Bull.Shit. Remember, I'm a southerner; I've had to deal with that religious bullshit my entire academic life (up until college), and even then, so many fellow students and graduates are extremely religious. In fact, back when I was in middle school, we had this one guy who was ALLOWED by the teachers to interrupt class and break into a sermon, not to mention have after-school Bible sessions in the same classrooms. On a few occasions, we missed entire class periods because this kid thought he was in church...and the teacher let it happen.
He's gay and married to another man now. It's funny, because he accused me of being a satanic warlock and turned me into a pariah.
>>711298131
Cuck
Serious?
> People can cast two votes, one for a third party candidate and one for a major party. Only if the third party you voted for isn't elected, your second vote comes into effect, effectively allowing people to vote for third parry candidates without wasting their vote.
Now for reals kek
> The inalienable right to be magic and do whatever you want with it.
>>711296073
make it 16
>>711298162
kek
>>711297775
Top fucking kek
>>711298244
The age just got ten years younger
if the white population of the US falls below 65% then non-white immigration must be stopped indefinitely until it catches back up
>>711298001
Dumbass
That's Maoz Long Dong the greatest Chinese porn star.
The Chinese will never recover with how badly he fucked them.
>>711298133
Mine wasn't just viable. It is absolutely what should be done to make America better than ever, for everyone, whether they like it or not.
have to have a license to have a child
>>711297656
>because having fucktillions of old folks with nobody to wipe their gross asses is ideal
China is rapidly coming to regret their 1 child policy.
>>711295885
>All men must serve one tour of duty in the military
or
>we (the gov) have to right to detain or encamp any persons from a country we are at war with
or
>the right to love if one dose not have a partner by age 35 the gov will help you by setting u up with likely mates based on algorithm
>>711298367
I'm sorry that you're delusional. That's good ole Charlie Chan. His wife gives happy endings and his penis is short.
>>711298392
which fucking one faggot
>>711298232
you just invented the alternative vote. essentially the same system you described, except that you can vote for as many candidates as you want, by ranking them in order. if your 1st choice isn't elected your second is considered, then your third, etc etc.
(maybe you already knew this and just wanted to explain it in a simple way, in which case you did a good job)
>>711295885
Change of the election system:
- electors of a state should represent that state citizens' votes proportionally, no longer winner takes all electors
- use instant-runoff voting system (also for Congress) where you write your preference for each candidate/party
>>711295885
Public money would be spent to make people happy, as long as that wouldn't hurt any individual. That would specifically let people choose one big thing every year.
You want a PS4, you get it. You want a Lamborghini, you get it. You want a good job, you get proper training and get it. You want, an apartment in Monaco, you get it (as long as there is any left). You want a hot chick, governments would search the world and talk one into it, for the happiness of mankind.
>>711298510
I read that Manga. Fucked up story. I liked it tho.
>>711298203
I live in Texas and graduated highschool last year. Bull fucking shit is right, we never heard that bull shit in school. I'm not religious, none of my friends are religious.That kids assignment you showed earlier was either fake or from a catholic school or something.
>>711297747
>what if
>implying there's a chance any btard would have kids that weren't.
Lov your optimism, anon, but no one that visits this website has any business raising children whatsoever. Protective services should be sending the paddywagon around to every physical address of every ip logged here.
Seriously the worst people on earth. Any btard inflicting their influence on a kid should be executed, defiled, and thrown in a fucking swamp. And I'm not even talking about you pedos.
>>711295885
Term limits on senators and congressmen.
Term limits on corporations.
No inheritance over 1 million dollars.
Presidents are euthanized when they leave office.
If congress agrees to declare war, they are also euthanized at the end of their term.
Basic, government-funded healthcare is a universal right.
Basic, government-funded birth control is a universal right.
>>711295885
A hard cap on inheritance.
>ppl with curly hair get deported
>>711295885
infinite amendments for me alone to add.
/thread
Once a day, upon request, a girl MUST give a blowjob to any male who requests it. They will be provided with a punchcard of sorts, once they perform the blowjob, the male will punch the card and they dont have to give another one until the next day. Relatives are NOT exempt.
>>711298510
>>All men must serve one tour of duty in the military
this
>>711298037
1/10
Made me reply.
>>711298777
trips truth thread.
>>711298735
And a soft cap on incontinence
>>711295885
The purge.
Let's give those sjw cunts something real to feel victimized about.
>>711298727
>Texas isn't as evangelical as Georgia now
>mfw
>>711298728
then fucking leave faggot
>>711298867
as if listening to your edgy content isn't enough.
hey bro wanna go listen to ICP later and shoot our .22's at some pictures of girls that rejected us later? i'll bring my sword.
>>711298673
this
>>711298729
>Presidents are euthanized when they leave office.
No one would want to become president.
||
No one would want to stop BEING president.
>>711298729
>Presidents are euthanized when they leave office.
what's the thinking here?
>>711298729
Well, that's actually good
>>711297476
>expecting americans to actually parent
HAHAHAHA but that would mean they couldnt watch tv for 8 hours a day!
>>711298988
except the jews. they will do anything for a few dollars.
>>711295885
Stop fuckin the planet
>>711296661
>tips fedora
>>711298488
1.6 billion people in a developing country retard.
And idiotic cultural female vs male problem aside, no they are not. First world cultures do this automatically anyway. China just imposed it before waiting til they had 3 billion mouths to feed.
You must really love the fucking welfare state.
>>711298899
You can't buy liquor before noon or after midnight on Sunday though. Boo hoo.
>>711299117
so...we just simply preserve the planet in its perfectness...just so the sun can blow it up in a few billion years?
fucking where is the logic in that?
this planet is a sinking ship.
>>711298899
What part of GA? I live right on the TN line. I started kindergarten in 1983, and the teacher ran it like it was a Sunday School class. I had other teachers over the years that tried to slip religion into the mix as well. My seventh grade social studies teacher was a proud member of the flat earth society.
>>711297406
This guy gets it.
>>711298783
> 13yo dreams of someone powerful making a girl touch my pp
>bc I don't know how to get them to do it
>plz halp
kek
>>711298867
havent seen the movies so idk how they turn out, but in real life every purge would just turn into a race war.
>>711298729
Lost me on the euthanasia. Way too radical to ever function.
>>711299285
>who cares, don't you faggots in the south have a job to do? build that fucking wall.
>>711299285
I don't drink anyway.
>>711299319
At the time, it was Riverdale.
>>711298203
this.
>texan here too
The religious presence in our schools was always staggering. We had preachers come talk to us during assemblies, we had teachers going on tangents about this God or that belief structure. And I was only in your run of the mill public school system to boot. This wasn't some charter school with its own set of rules, this was public school principle printing out bible verses on the newsletters inside our take home folders.
>>711299427
...I fail to see the problem.
>>711299458
That's south of the border your thinking of.
>>711298968
>implying I'm exempt from my description
I'll leave whenever the fuck I feel like it faggot.
>>711296661
lmao what a faggot
liking traps makes you gay
>>711295885
destroy the electoral college
>>711299606
I feel for you.
>>711299700
>
>>711299606 (cont)
More that I think about it, race is a bigger deal than religion these days. "nigger" is a far more prominent insult than "godless".
>>711298977
You're trying to make it sound bad, but popping at you with a .22 while you flail a sword around sounds pretty rad. That's my first purge activity now. I'm still all for it.
>>711299427
Of course.
>>711295885
constitutional right to fuck dogs
>>711295885
Must have a certain IQ to reproduce
>>711298037
this
Return to our roots and make voting only for white males. Niggers and vaginas not allowed
>itt
>OP tells you to make an amendment
>expect hilarious exadurated crap
>find out people take it too seriously
>scroll through replies explaining why their ideas are unoriginal and not clever
Mfw this thread is funnier than expected
>>711295885
Government issued procreation licenses. To curb the flood of welfare babies and illegal anchor babies.
>>711298666
Actually I want to avoid STV. It may be more representative to use STV, but I really don't care about that. I care that third parties stand no chance at all, and that parties remain consistent within their position on the political spectrum.
I'd want third parties to compete with each other, and for the limelight, but I don't care about them competing with major parties for a vote.
This voting system is essentially the same as the one already in place, except in the event that a third party gets enough votes to be elected. In all other cases, it'll just be Republicans against Democrats again.
My problem with STV is that while it would promote the growth of other parties, it would also likely create several successful fractions of the left and of the right, with just slightly different plans. This would extend poorly into the long term.
The problem here is that different parties that have the same voters would compete realistically for president, and therefore would compete a lot more between each other than with the other side of the spectrum. This means that while they'd unite voters, they'd also attack and undo each other's policies and proposals.
With my voting system promoting only two major parties, this inconsistency in the visions of each side would be patched up, while still allowing for a third party to stand a serious chance and maybe over time become one of the major parties if the others fall out of favour.
I think that my proposal is therefore healthier to the state than STV.
>>711295885
The US population must remain 90% white, all other races can fill out the 10% as they see fit but if they dare surpass the 10% rule whites have a right to slaughter them and return the number to 10%.
>>711296137
Obama did that bud
>>711300005
thanks for posting some cringe OC.
>>711295885
An ammendment to prevent the extradition of any American citizen to a foreign country.
>>711300330
> mfw OP of this thread
> this is essay prompt for uni poli sci class
> tfw literally everyone will write about election reform and electoral college cuz 'muh shillary lost'
cmon b help me out some original ideas
>>711300862
>dare surpass
>slaughter
go to bed faggot you have school in the morning.
>>711299606
What part of Texas are yall even from dude, here in Houston that shit did not happen.
>>711300330
>exadurated
>trying to condescend to anybody
>>711301091
Austin, believe it or not.
>>711301043
Actually i have work in the morning so that fat lazy niggers like you can live off my tax dollars.
>>711298777
>>711301032
i already did nigger
i gave you the answer to the universe.
your one allowed amendment:
"allow only me to add infinite amendments"
fucking trips and everything. problem solved.
side note not your personal army.
>>711301182
i'll have you know that i'm white and live off your tax dollars.
just bought groceries off your tax dollars.
and i'm feeling a little stuffy, i think i might take my 100% free everything insurance card to the ER to have them take a look at my cold and help get rid of my sniffles...on your tax dollars.
THANKS BUDDY! now you go get some rest, you have a lot of work to do for me to enjoy the benefits of.
tl;dr
but....technically you're the nigger.
All fags and bitches must suck my dick like the fag bitches they are.
>>711301391
>i'll have you know that i'm white
ha stopped reading there, you're a fucking nigger deal with it.
Presidents are elected for a single six year term. No reelection.
>>711301205
lay off the coke nigger
>>711301505
Dumb fag, they would get too comfortable. Suck my dick.
White Women have to to be gangbanged by the BBC
>>711301477
you did stop reading there.
you couldn't handle reading past that because you knew what was coming.
just look away bitch, you can't even read my words.
my shit is too spooky for you.
now go to work for daddy. i gotsta get me some new j's on my feet. playuhhhhh
>>711296289
cuck
>>711300972
I had a chuckle. Thanks for bowing out before I had to put a squirrel shot through your mighty breast, brave knight.
>>711301666
Satan trips compel you.
>>711301666
on the other they're wasting 1 year of their term in the current system campaigning to just get reelected for their second term
anon's got a valid point
>>711301505
That's too long someone can really fuck up the country in 6 years with no opposition.
In that regard imagine we just elected presidents at the beginning of the decade like you ran in a year that ends in 0 and that was your decade as president.
>>711295885
To be an eligible voter you must be able to pass a rudimentary intelligence test
>>711301745
you're still here?
jesus christ it took you that long to reply? i already got like 5 people to kill themselves in this thread, nobody cares about you and your adventures of harry potter in the local park.
>>711301771
Mandated intelligence tests rather than simply being a certain age. Drinking age isn't 21, you need a high enough intelligence/understanding of the situation, same with consent, voting etc.
>>711298510
Damn can we get all three?
>>711301967
so basically you want to take all rights away from americans? ok adolf.
>>711301670
Instead of that, any black seen being intimate with a white woman (this includes holding hands and kissing) is immediately given the Emmett Till treatment and the woman he was with is branded with a hot iron on her back with the words "NIGGER LOVER"
>>711298510
Dumb as fuck. Homeland economy and families would crash if every man had to take off for 6 years at a time. Fuck soldiers are stupid.
>>711295885
Abolish representative democracy and decide literally everything by popular vote.
We have the internet, what could possibly go wrong?
>>711302050
>Isn't supposed to be perfect
If this were passed Adolf wouldn't have a shot because no one would be dumb enough to let him have power.
>>711302083
looks like we found the guy who gets trolled by those 'the black guys are stealing our women, its happening' threads on /b/
fucking kek.
>>711301805
Most presidents are elected for a second term, meaning they serve 8 years. If you figure that most of these presidents are focusing about two years of their first term primarily on reelection, then most presidents under our current system are being elected for 6 years anyhow.
>>711302193
You're a dumb fag just suck my dick like the hoe you are. It would never work.
>>711298729
>Term limits on corporations.
That doesn't apply you retard. Corporations don't hold office.
>>711297216
I want that man to be able to fuck his sister.
Only that man.
>>711302237
I've never been in one of those threads but interracial shit disgusts me, especially how it's pushed in the media.
>>711302227
um...wot?
because only like 11% of americans would be allowed to vote because 11% of americans have the brain capacity capable of understanding researching candidates and making educated choices without being a pawn of the media. so really...you've created a group of dictators that dictate the ignorant.
we already have this, it's called democratic republic.
>>711298673
>electors of a state should represent that state citizens' votes proportionally, no longer winner takes all electors
This effectively abolishes the electoral college.
>>711302360
They're public entities of course it applies. Fuck there's a lot of stupid liberal cucks here tonight.
>>711301907
If I knew you were waiting so anxiously I might've replied faster maybe. Also -
>keeps a kill count
You're my favorite kind of stupid.
make anime real
>>711297115
This should actually be a thing.
>>711302297
Our first popular vote is to give stilts to you so that stuff doesn't go over your head so much.
>>711302898
i can't tell if you're trying hard or fapping to the idea of someone actually communicating with you.
>>711296073
How many millions of people do you think turned 18 today? This will kill you.
>>711303185
no...
how many jews own america
that will eventually kill us all.
>>711296661
Both should be posed to children as equal ideas. We don't know enough about the creation of the universe to say either are the correct idea. Let people choose. The most logical will win. (Fucking hint hint)
That I get a right to make as many unrealistic amendments I want
>>711303316
nerd
funding for nasa shall always be more than any other government spending
>>711303425
*sigh*
Okay, but this is how you have grown adults thinking babies come from storks and such.
>>711296705
We'd all be ridden with cancer if your dumbass thoughts were brought to fruition. I mean, did you miss 7th grade chemistry? Marie Curie, motherfucker. You're one dumb piece of shit.
>>711303180
Being confused isn't strange territory for you at least. Silver linings.
>>711295885
All sharks must be equipped with lasers.
Defect children will be put to death.
>>711303571
Yeah, if you're a fucking retard that needs to be culled (Not following natural selection)
Give it long enough and the logic will win. Just wait.
Serious answer : Term limits for
senators and the HOR .
3 terms maximum .
>>711303682
Amendment 9001(a): All lasers must be equipped with sharks.
>>711303714
Only if we find these problems before the fetus develops to a point where they have complex thought and feel pain. Current abortion rules are pretty close, where they are allowed.
>>711295885
Seriously, FAIRNESS DOCTRINE.
Also TRUTH IN MEDIA to have access to FCC airwaves and required honesty when speaking from behind the seal of the USA. Felonies for breaking either.
No media company can conspire with or accept funds (direct or not) from a politician.
Citizens able to purchase all equipment available to police officers. No preferential treatment. Police are nothing more that empowered civilians. Whatever they can buy, citizens can own. It's no threat to the military, they get tanks and shit.(background checks still required).
FFS, term limits.
>>711303620
kek you really are fapping to the idea of me replying to you. i hope you achieve the release you desire. feel free to reply all you want, i'm here for you /b/ro
>>711303848
Amendment 9001(b): All lasersharks must be equipped with raptors.
>>711295885
I'd make an amendment that prevents people from fucking with the constitution.
>>711303714
>>711303852
Although, before you put something forth, try to use grammar that doesn't mark you as a fucking retard.
>>711303772
correction
term limits for *JEWISH* senators
>>711303941
Amendment 9001(c): All lasersharkraptors must be equipped with death cannons.
>>711297139
Then you
>dont put your kids in a creationist school
Or
>avoid the south
>>711304056
Amendment 9001(d) All lasersharkraptordeathcannons must be equipped with irradiated lemmings.
>>711295885
Undo the 24th
>>711297139
i can top that pic buddy
>>711299164
>china
>developing country
China has been a nation since B.C times
Several times over the lifetime of all othrr countries
They have remained the same in culture amd everything else. Only recently did communism shiggy doo their diggy shit
ITT: libertarians asking for more regulations
Kek
>>711304238
The Constitution is the supreme law of this land, and it will be adhered in ALL of this country's regions.
>>711304363
I don't even...wat?
>>711304257
Amendment 9001(e): Lasersharkraptordeathcannonnuclearlemmings will now be known as "Sharks."
>>711295885
FULL COMMUNISM
"No law shall be established that deprives any free adult from consuming any substance, chemical, or combination there of, or the production of such, on their legal residence, nor forbid them from transferring said substances in a controlled and safe manner"
Compulsory military service.
Fuck you weebs.
Amendment LXIX:
Taco niggers shall build the wall and pay for it
>>711299164
There is concern that China will not be able to support its growing ranks of retirees—set to double to 20 percent of the population in 2035—because the pool of workers is contracting by three million a year. As Charles Goodhart of the London School of Economics noted about the one-child policy, “They kept it going 15 years too long, disastrously.”
>>711297115
I don't know about the amount you mentioned, and some restrictions could be eased with the correct process (i.e. apply to donate, review board, etc) but you are definitely on the right track.
I'd lean towards something that would chip away at the two party system and all of the stupid in-fighting that comes with it.
>>711304783
I read that as compulsory military violence at first.
That too.
>>711304643
Yes full communism with paid vacations and plenty of overtime.
>>711297115
There are a lot of government offices, that 50,000 would ad up fast. Maybe if it was tiered for state/federal. Plus there are judges and other things too
>>711296260
Where where you during the election
>>711295885
Taco Tuesday is now mandatory enforced by law.
However, the definition of what constitutes a taco will be purposefully nebulous. (Just place a tortilla on it)
>>711296260
Can mine be a tojo instead?
>If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed.
I want that exact sentence written in and all middle schoolers mush memorize it in class.
>>711296073
>these shitheads saying this is a bad idea
>doesn't have to be realistic
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
You haves two guy standing there and everyone haves rocks and the guy who still standing that's the president.
>>711297139
>Found an actual brainwashed retard
>>711297189
>Retard #2 spotted as well
>>711297139
too bad they'll probably already have been indoctrinated with some other ideological fairy-tale before they even enter grade school. humans are predisposed and in-fact NEED to form their basic assumptions about their environment at a young age. no matter how you intend to shelter them they will either be out of touch with their surroundings or indoctrinated by entities other than their parents, usually both in varying degrees. If anyone knew really how to raise children we could infallibly train saints, mastermind intellectuals and genius composers. not to mention the effects that genes have on individual behavior. Usually kids with exceptional gifts aren't discovered on purpose. someone (often their parents) sees potential in an unusual behavior they exhibit without provocation i.e. Mozart.
>>711301032
Amendment that prohibits any entity but Congress from creating legal tender and re-establishes a gold standard.
>>711297139
oh and domes aren't flat. that's a circle.
>>711296579
This.
>>711296661
Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas...big fucking chili burgers all in a Libertarian's dream atmosphere...what an experience that was.
>>711308147
I meant like...
>>711297232
This is how the Republic dies.
>>711298673
States decide how they divvy up their votes, not the Constitution. This would be a direct violation of States Rights.
>>711298729
>>Basic, government-funded healthcare is a universal right.
>>Basic, government-funded birth control is a universal right.
I assume you want lower taxes as well, right?
>>711299117
Nothing we can do will ever ruin the planet. It will out-survive us just fine.
Party cut pizza is now the only legal way to cut a pizza.
>>711300108
Eugenics.... FUCK YEAH!
>>711303185
Death by snu-snu?
>>711295885
ALL FEMALES WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR TINY MINISKIRTS!
>>711298988
Vault 11 in FNV
Get rid of capitalism and introduce objectivism
>>711309122
>all
>>711295885
All conservatives are rounded up and shipped to the gas chambers. :^)
>>711302516
We're a Constitutional Republic, not strictly a Democratic Republic. The basis of our laws is the Constitution, not popular vote, thus the distinction between the two.
>>711309241
>when you're a liberal and ashamed that you're affiliated with nazis
I just want seperation of church and state and better education
>>711303185
Judging by the birth rate in the US, about 1.88 billion, that means that you have about 5 million births per day. Allowing for a 50% female, you end up with 2.5 million females born per day. I'm too lazy to look up mortality rates prior to age 18 and apply each of the percentages in order to find a reasonable number, but I can say that at maximum, he's going to have to fuck 2.5 million times per day. That means he has to fuck about 3 girls per second, not allowing for rest/food/sustenance.
>>711304558
You bastard. You just divided by zero.
>>711295885
the right to kill yourself and the right to harm yourself
i want to have the right to do drugs if i want or to not wear a seat belt if i want.
Separation of Church and State.
Oh wait....
>>711304683
free "citizen". you don't have to say adult but you do have to say citizen. Children are legally the property of their parents until age 18.
That the constitution must be followed
