Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
:o
I praise the one true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
Busty Beauty reporting in
here
>>711282567
*Holds you*
>>711282784
Nothing wrong with some cleavage.
>>711282753
Those are some bullshit laws, my friend. Let me make this better.
Robot waifus incoming.
1: A robot may not harm a human, or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed.
2: A robot must follow all commands given to it by a human, except when doing so is a violation of the first law.
3: A robot must protect its own existence, except when doing so is a violation of the first or second laws.
Now, ask me the question.
>>711282900
-It turns out, you were actually holding nothing.
-Both our bodies were found dead at the scence, having multiple gunshot wounds- -The police said there was no evidence of a struggle, and a further autospy is needed-
>>711282784
>skin showing
Ran-sama, you're better than this.
>>711283029
IRobot was a good book.
>>711283062
*That escalated quickly*
This guy has a weird way of making Tomoko unrealistic.
>>711283192
I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
(Caves of Steel/Naked Sun is great. I, Robot is a good movie, I'm going to read the book.)
>>711282734
I really like this
>>711283031
Marshmallow
>>711283225
-Oh well, I hate this visual novel anyway.-
>>711283366
What brings you here. What constitutes a correct question.
(I fancied the movie as well. You won't regret it.)
>>711283457
Is Yuuki a marshmallow now?
>>711283456
minun false king
>>711283457
hug me yuno.
>>711283594
HNNNNG
I want to squirt my cum all over those golden locks.
>>711283143
I do what i want
>>711283541
That, detective, is the right question.
(I'd post the .gif of this dialouge from the movie, but 4cuck has that there file size limit.)
I want to add that it is November 10 and a circulatory system is walking through the kitchen...
>>711283574
I'ma roast you~
>>711283666
Wew, Satan, please.
>>711283420
It's what a good waifu is for.
>>711283666
W-Whatever you say, Satan!
>>711283888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>711283523
I'm going to bed now anyway. Goodnight
>>711283830
Please do~
>>711283702
But what's the right answer, if there is one.
(Don't worry about it.)
Watchmen?
>>711283666
Get back to /m/, DEVIL SATAN 6
>>711283888
Trips on trips violence
>>711283995
Yeah, Okay. Bye. Take care. G'night. See ya.
>>711283888
I wonder how 8's are special
>>711284017
I think i'll stay
>>711284009
>Watchmen?
Who the hell even watches those guys?
>>711283996
Fires ready!
>>711284148
However much 185.3 million USD can represent.
claiming isuzu sento
>>711284144
>>711284144
my waifu is perfect and I love her
>>711284233
You said toast, not incinerate!
>>711284434
Poor Tomato will never find love
>>711284539
How can she be perfect when she isn't Ran?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZYkKxd7e-Y
>>711284590
Do you not trust me?
Anyone else here watch watamote?
>>711284661
Still a chance. She hasn't entered her third year of high school yet. So she still has time.
>>711284733
Never heard of it.
>>711284374
Welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKHn3aUhWU
>>711284374
Too lewd!
>>711284727
Not particularly!!! You're in a burning building
>>711284661
she's perfect to me
>>711284865
You're not my Yuuki... the REAL yuuki trusts me!
>>711283925
almost makes me sad
>>711285171
why's that?
>>711285009
Okay...I trust you!
I can't find my dick :o
>>711285416
YUUUKKIII there you are!
>>711284814
Maybe if she didn't consider everyone normies it's turn out well
>>711285426
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>>711285426
HARAM
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>>711285502
IT'S A ME, YUUKI
>>711285654
Shut the hell up nigga, tryin to mock my italian heritage
>>711285426
>>711285543
She actually did come to a similar realization in a recent chapter.
I think ch100? Or 101? Basically she said that she doesn't care what people think of her anymore and her anxiety about that has vanished. She is slowly becoming more and more open.
>sp00k
QOTT: are you participating in no shave November?
>>711284832
a cute
>>711285426
>>711285426
owo wats dis
>>711285400
Because it's never gonna happen.
Also, ''almost'' was wrong
>>711285654
It's a me, Mizore.
>>711285426
:o
>>711285909
no i shaved earlier today
>>711285426
>>711285753
>italian
>mexican
>probably black somewhere along the way
>>711285909
Yes
>>711285909
>>711285426
We can see you are.
You know it's for your beard, right?
>>711285426
Bro, Ron Jeremy couldn't find his dick in a bush like that. Christ.
>>711285906
Halloween was 10 days ago ya crazy aussie
>>711286083
>
>>711285900
I'm sure it'll go well
or the creators will make a giant "Fuck you" and have her get with her brother
Or maybe her one cute friend, the normie one
>>711285909
You mean Movember?
Nope. Shaved already.
>>711286213
Dont care ya silly goose
>>711286213
BRING IT BITCH BOI
>>711286292
>>711286292
Don't do this
>>711286286
Go kill some snakes, there's probably one in the toilet
>>711286292
I'll fucking pull it..
>>711286434
>>711285909
Nah, I don't feel like being mistaken as a Sahib.
>>711285976
Feels bad man.
>>711286292
Please don't
>>711286067
>>711286286
good I hate having a beard
>>711286135
who is this?
>>711286118
this is news to me :o
>>711286277
If the author and writer did that it would be a big FUCK YOU because they have already touched on the incest vibe and Tomoko is very against it. There was a Christmas chapter where unfortunate events led Tomoko to believe Tomoki was a siscon and she was upset.
>the normie one
Yuu-chan? Maybe, but Yuu-chan isn't a lesbian. She is just a really, really, really good friend of Tomoko. Seriously. Yuu-chan puts up with Tomoko's shenanigans a bit too much.
>>711286434
>>711286483
>>711286560
Why
>>711286516
>
>>711286571
It's because she loves Tomako, wake up sheeple
>>711286619
ALLAHCADABRA
>>711286619
No one should have to explain why
>>711286570
:o
no: beard november
>>711286292
>>711286527
yeah..
>>711286715
>Tomako
Who?
And she does, but in a platonic way. She is the same with Kotomi.
>>711285855
sad miku is best miku :o
>>711286619
See >>711286777
>>711286619
see >>711286837
>>711286516
Well I did just poop.
>>711286831
>Tomahu
Happy now?
>>711286796
are holidays the same in potato land where you are from? :o
>>711287049
Ram. You are Ram, right? Ram. Yes. Ram.
>>711286993
You liar.. goddess don't poop
>>711286749
Why do people hate it when we have fun?
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711287126
Then your waifu isnt a goddess either. The anon pooped. Rory-sama did not.
>>711286971
Hey tomato c:
>>711286993
Nice did you use the last clean wipe to blow your nose?
>>711287126
How do Yuno?
>>711287278
>>711287280
cuties :o
>>711287113
No Ram has pink hair, I'm Ren
>When you realize Rem and Ram are just Rom and Ram from Neptunia
>>711287224
> best friend how I've missed you
>>711287224
Cause they're gay and they like men
And they're filthy nofun elitists
>>711287319
Na nigga she's the ruler of time
>>711287336
Howdy Luluco
>>711287382
Ren? You mean that disgruntled chihuahua from that one cartoon about the dumb cat?
>>711287393
BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!! What's up?!
>>711287439
>the e word
Oh boy
>>711287336
No. Who does that, plebs?
>>711287439
But she pooped. In front of Yuuki.
>>711287496
You eeeediot
>>711287496
>Tail, animal ears
Are you blind, Tatsumako?
>>711287439
Men can be pretty nice
>>711286570
Who are you?
>>711287744
MY COLLECTION OF RARE, INCURABLE DISEASES! DOWN THE DRAIN!
>>711287439
elitism oh boy
>>711287439
How you doing? How was your day today? C:
>>711287638
Mmm nm bffl I just worked and went bowling actually.
> had a nice awkward goodbye handshake with a qt lol
>>711287658
Uhmm.. sure
*sniffles*
>>711287781
I'm at a clear disadvantage. Ran is too short to really mess with. I guess I could just call you Fam.
>>711287638
Here comes the trigger
>>711287658
That wasn't poo.. that was pee! And somehow Yukiteru smelled donuts over the scent of fresh urine
Anyways she's like Rory, once a human
>>711287786
Nah men are either dildos or cucks
>>711287873
Had some ups and downs but I'm fine for the time being
>>711287903
If it makes you feel better, on every level except physical, Ran is just a fox
>>711287781
post more side leg? :o
>>711288070
So she is a feral canine that is hunted for sport?
>>711287974
brojob
>>711287359
Don't you start s-senpai
>>711287974
Good to hear You Know it's been a while since we talked but I'm glad to hear your fine. Got anything new lately? Clothes or otherwise or just same old?
>>711287873
Oooh, sorry bud. How was bowling anyway?
>>711287974
Why do you do this
>>711288201
No, she's been trained
>>711287805
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH?
>>711287873
Thats a worrisome sound. The sound of a pleb.
>>711287974
Still had a bodily motion.
>>711288264
How are you doing, shippy? :o
>>711288414
I'm doing pretty good. Just happy to reach the weekend.
How about you senpai?
>>711288339
Lol it certainly wasn't awkward on my part that was all her XD
>>711288378
Maybe it was the sound of a kitty in the
Backdrop you don't know :p
>>711288344
So her transformation didn't make her intelligent?
Just enough to where she can cook?
Can she even talk? Or is it just "kon-kon!" in traditional weeb talk?
>>711288378
Man I still remember the old "Log" commercial lyrics. Funny chit.
>>711288221
Hmm you have a point there
>>711288302
Nothing out of the ordinary
>>711288339
I like to bring in the chaos~
>>711288378
Not anymore
>>711288722
She's actually one of the smartest 2hu characters
>>711288684
So was it a date?
>>711288783
PANDEMONIUM! DESPAIR! RIOTS!
>yuuki
>>711288934
I would hope so. You said she is roughly 800 years old so I hoped she would have learned SOMETHING in that time.
>>711289025
Nah it was a Navy dealy.. our monthly meet up
> Luluco
>>711289172
You're in the Navy? My dad was in the Navy.
>Yuuki
>>711289233
Yup haha I thought you knew I talk about it enough it seems ^-^
> lulu
>>711289030
Well Flandre is 500 or so and is still as inteligent as a child
>>711289398
Evidently not lol. What ship are you on?
>>711289512
Yeesh. What is the point of living that long if don't better yourself?
Isn't Flandre a vampire or something? What a shitty vampire. Not amassing a library the size of a castle.