>be me
>girlfriend wants me to finger her
>I finger her in a public place
>we get yelled at, almost kicked out
>she wants me to finger her in the back seat of her moms car while her mom drives
>spaghetti.jpg
>her mom questions why the windows are fogging up
>kek.jpg
>skip ahead a few months
>I buy her a promise ring that's $150, and $200 worth of shit from hot topic, and countless other things
>we break up shortly after
cont?
>>711273561
also, share your crazy ex stories along with me
Bump
bamp
>>711273561
bump
>>711273561
post moar faggot
>>711273561
>hot topic
fuck off faggot
>>711276277
checked
No OP
teach me how to green text, i have tons of crazy ex's
>>711276878
>teach me how to greentext
again, fuck off faggot
goin for second dubs
>>711273561
Share FB pic of her, wanna see what the freak looks like.
>>711273561
>cont?
>hot topic
>le obsessed gf may may xD
kill yourself
>>711277055
CHECKED
>>711277055
i just said I'm NOT OP
hot topic didnt even exist where I live till this year
sick dub
> have no gf for 7 years
> meet girl at valentines day
> take her home but don't push luck
> no sexy just hanging out for 4 days
> she asks if i'll take a shower with her
> fuckyes.jpg
> boned it that night
> relationship develops
> she moves into my house
> goes to jail for DUI she got awhile back
> alcholic.jpg
tons more... cont?
>>711277363
continue
>>711277314
not saying you are OP, just saying you're a fucking newfag
possible third dubs?
>>711277363
did you fuck in the shower or did you just shower together
>>711273561
>promise ring
>$150
>hot topic
That's 3 strikes, kid.
>>711273561
OP here,
>I ended up spending over $1,000 on her
>her response is thank you
>she goes around telling everyone she thinks that i'm gonna kill her
>she says i'm too clingy for wanting to spend the little time we have together alone without her friends there once
>she goes with someone else 2 days after our breakup
>people think i'm a crazy psychopathic boyfriend whos uber clingy
>her current boyfriend is completely unaware of this situation
should I warn him, and would you want me to go into more detail, with what happened exactly with her parents and the such?
>>711277780
fucking let it go brosef
>>711277184
>possible third dubs?
kmaf,
fuck off.
>>711277780
Aha yes! Warn him, and post results!
>>711277363
continue
Last question: did you know? Was there ever any chance?
>>711277780
Spent fucking 1k on a promise ring?
You moron, did you already get it back?
How do you not see by trying to "warn him", you are being a clingy psychotic boyfriend?
Alright, I'll jump in
>be me
>be dating girl for almost 2 years
>have 2 guy friends that want to go camping with girls they just met from north michigan
>girlfriend and I go with them
>fast forward 2 days
Cont?
>>711278082
fuck off
wanting the other guy to continue his story, seems much more interesting
>>711278224
Never warned him. Never talked to him.
The ring was $150, I spent on total on this girl $1000.
>>711277780
thats really fucking gay you care that much
>>711278233
ah, yes, continue.
>>711277582
much later she told me that was a ploy to see how big my tool was. we had been sleeping next to eachother but that night she rode me in the bed.
>>711278224
also, no, I did not get the ring back. I don't want to communicate with her anymore.
>>711277780
You are indeed clingy af
Move on you fucktard, why do you care, you are stupid for spending so much on someone that is not even your wife.
>>711278295
Fucking beta cuck
>>711277780
KEEP GOING YOU SCRUB.
>>711278530
You're skimming through her pics right now aren't you? Post them, faggot.
>>711278611
Not understanding how i'm clingy, although everything else you say I agree with. I'm here for entertainment only. stop being cancer.
>>711273561
>>be me
>>17 years
>>met girl at school
>>chatting at bus stop
>>get on bus, finger her in back seat on way home
>>she's super into it at first
>>she starts crying and later claims it wasn't consensual
>>I'm not allowed to ride the late bus with middle school kids after that
>>death threats
>>family has to move
Bitches man, bitches...
Get the fuck over it man, hoes will be hoes, got a pic of her?
>>711278819
nope, all pictures deleted...you've got to move on eventually. This all happened a week ago, FYI.
>>711278898
Unfortunately I do not. I've deleted them all, and even if I did, I would not share them.
>>711278845
17 years old and on a middle school bus?
wut...
>>711277363
> pay for an attorney
> if i paid her bail she would have only been released to a residential center and not to me
> court says she can carry a portable breathalizer
> fucking thing sends you a text and you have 10 mins to blow and get your picture taken doing it
> $330 per month for 2 months
> she does good not a drop of booze
> goes to next PO check
> "Hey when did your BF have a breathalizer put in his truck that you hid in the bushes across the street?"
> Jailfor3months.png
> she still dosen't know i cheated on her that time
> visit her 2x per week
more coming
Cont.
>went camping
>2 separate tents. one for gf and I, one for the 4 of them.
backstory, guy #1 was from there and he knew girl #1 from young age. he set up guy #2 up with her best friend. everyone is 18~20.
>raining like muthafucking cats and dogs and their tent is getting wet.
>comeonover.mov
>had some beer and jack so we start drinking
>play truth or dare
>gf asks both girls if the found me attractive
>girl 1 says yes
>girl 2 not so much
This is a long ass story but i promise its worth it
>>711279124
this is 4chan, not a place for you to always believe me. This is a story I wanted to share, you fucking cuck
>>711278991
Listen man, I can tell you cared for her alot but you just gotta do something to get your mind off of her, hate to say it but the bitch was a gold digger, move on my friend its not the end -Anon
>>711278840
Let me rephrase it again, so you dont think I am being an ass on the topic.
Fuck it, move on. With that amount of money do something for yourself and chicks will surround you. (easier to attract flies with honey)
Tell everyone that's the way you like to treat your gfs, and that the money is not problem, you have a lot of it.
Forget about her, don't take it personal, she changed you because you are not bf material, become better bf material.
Be in a neutral relationship with her, never open the remember book. She dumped your ass once, she will do it again.
Find another one, treat her equal. If shes the one, she will hang out with you no matter how clingy you are.
>>711279280
>long story short
> both other guys fuck my gf at least 6times.
> don't get to touch other girls or my gf
> only get to clean off other guys as they finish with my gf
> damn that was a good night
>>711279800
Kek... Go on
>>711279432
I don't intend on going back with her in anyway shape or form. Perhaps the age would change your opinion on this, because this is the first person I ever truly loved as much as I did as her. I'm not sure if that changes anything about it, though. I understand how you say I wasn't bf material because I was way too leanent in the relationship. I should have cut it off when she told me to rip up our one year anniversary book. I got her the promise ring specifically because she said she was growing feelings for someone else and felt bad, and felt as though I would leave her. She proposed the idea of a promise ring. Not me.
>>711273561
>cont?
no thanks, child.
Why the fuck would you spend that type of money on a girlfriend?
cont.
>girl 1 is a dog but is nice to know that someone thinks this betafag is alright.
>I seem to be the only one drinking, finally start to get a buzz
>truth or dare goes on but I drop out to go to the bathroom
>be on the way back and see girl #1 on her way towards the bathroom with a flashlight
>wellhi.jpg
>she asks me to wait for her to get out, doesn't like the dark.
>ok sure, walk back
>before she goes in she grabs me by the dick and says nice and smiles
Cont?
>>711279985
To be honest,
I'm not quite sure. It is because I am incredibly stupid.
>>711279993
sure
>>711279271
> total relationship was 2.5 years
> shit started going bad around new years '15
> did some meth with her friend Jan 1
> mistake.gif
> by 4-20 i'd had enough to reach the breaking point
> me brewing beer as i like to do late one night
> bitch gets out of bed, slams door to kitchen
> go into bedroom and hover over her
> she pulls her legs up and kicks me into the double mirror closet doors shattering them
> drunkenFuryRage.jpg
> all out war ensues
> she beat me in the head with a PS2
> smashed a wireless keyboard over hers
> she runs to neighbors to call cops
> leave in ambulance and goto jail
> fucking happens again 4 months later
>>711279283
Hurt your feelings?
>>711279432
Also, to add more onto this, this relationship lasted 15 months. We met on Skype.
>>711280288
nope, you're being petty.
>>711280085
Nah its not because your stupid, after reading your other reply's ive realized you had a lot of feelings for her. it will pass with time
>>711273561
>three weeks ago
>gf tells me that :
1. doesn't feel love tingles anymore
2. would be better off as friends
3. my views on social issues differ too much from her
4. I ask her too much if she's angry when she seems upset
5. not compatible sexually, she blocks herself when I'm around
>we break up
>now she says she said that, but wasn't thinking it really
>I refuse her desire to get back together
>now she thinks somehow I'm the one who left her
>now I'm the asshole
>>711280330
Now whose the cuck?
>>711277582
Sorry >>711278374 wasn't me. She needed me to wash her because she couldn't reach certain areas, and she didn't want to smell before we made the love.
>>711280639
>>now I'm the asshole
Nope. I would do the same in your situation.
>>711280339
>>now she says she said that, but wasn't thinking it
Yeah, I know itll pass and get better with time. It's just someting I wouldn't expect her to do, if you understand. Hell, I went out of my way to get a job for her and I to pay for all this with my own money. Perhaps that's why it bothers me, because I went out of my way for this girl for me to be shit on as she did with me, and spread rumors that are completely bullshit.
Story time fuckers
>be me
>19
>just starting off college at UM
>From Indiana so I know nobody
>sophmore undergrad in anthro class
>9/10
>people avoided her like plague
>"where's your dorm anon"
>"uhhhhh I live in an apartment on bleecher
>Pick me up at the anon sorority at 7
>Fucking stoked
>go to zingermans
>18_bucksforasandwich.jpeg
>go back to my apartment
>roommates shake their head at me
>we go to fuck
>warts all over her vag
>kick her out
>have to sanitize entire room
>bitch accuses me of rape
>I tell anthro prof story
>he laughs
>anon you're the 5th one this has happened to
>bitch tries to get money by accusing people of rape
>I call her out
>she tells everyone she gave me her nasty ass herpes
>mfw no pussy ever since
>>711273561
>promise ring
>wtf.jpg
>dont say anything
>walk back in silence with her
>still raining like a motherfucker
>guy two and girl two are cuddling and grab assing in the corner while guy one and gf talk
>gf says shes ready for bed so everyone leaves
>me not wanting to say anything to gf says ok and gets ready for bed
fast forward an hour (12:30 A.M.)
>cant fall asleep but gf is passed out cold
>rain drop keeps dripping on me
>hear moaning from tent #2
>motherfucker, no sleep for me
>guy 2 and girl 2 going at it like goddamn rabbits
>moaning from girl #1 starts
>oh its a game now? great
>know that guy #1 cant be that good because #1 is screaming, in the middle of the camp ground, on the fourth of july.
>nope, she was just that loud
>the 4 of them bang for like 3 hours, gf sleeps right through it
>leaving that morning at 6 so she can be to work
>leave before the other 4 wake up and never talk to gf about weiner grab
ffw two weeks later, guy #1 stops talking to girl #1. she adds me on fb and starts texting me
Moar?
>>711281457
Yep
>>711281457
moar!
I got one
>Be me
>17 year old little uptown shit
>Buddy asks if I wanna come over smoke some pot and play some vidya at his cousins house
>Smoke pot and play vidya
>Cousin is 19 year old 5'1 petite blonde milf
>muh dick
>Buddy explains later that night that nig nog baby dad whooped her shit sideways last new years
>In jail now
>Kid DCFS'd, see ya bub
>Get high and go to bed that night
>Wake up the next day, go back to my apartment
>Playin' some more vidya with other homies
>Buddy comes up with his cousin
>She immediately sits next to me
>"Are you um... Coming back over tonight?"
>fcukyeah.jpg
>"Well we should get drunk then! When are you coming back over? Like, right now?"
cont?
>>711281938
cont
>>711281457
ALSO MAKE SURE YOU CLICK THE POST SO WE KNOW WHOS IS WHO.
>girl talks to me everyday
>gf doesn't think of anything about it
>working for a concession company for the summer so I leave for a week
>I'm in a hotel with guy #2
>girl #1 messaging me constantly
>gf falls off the face of the earth but know shes working for real cus its 14hr days
>girl #1 sends me this on sc while im working
>oh damn, well, those were a lot nicer than I thought
>guy #2 sees and doesnt say anything, best friend from high school so know he wont tell gf
>know its shitty but feels nice to be talked to
>talk the rest of the week but no more boobs
>she asks me when the next time we were coming up camping
>guy #2 is now dating girl #2 so I say not sure
>girl #1 begs me to come up
>told her gf only has 2 weeks of work then shes done for summer, we can come up then
>girl 1 begs me to come up with guy 2 when he goes up right after fair
>ok fine
go up north without gf and it all goes down hill from there
>>711273561
>>I buy her a promise ring that's $150, and $200 worth of shit from hot topic, and countless other things
>>we break up shortly after
>>711281938
>Head over to her house with a couple buddies
>Gallon of vodka
>10/10 See ya, bub
>Play some vidya
>milf asks if I wanna go into the kitchen
>We do
>Start getting drunk as shit
>WAY too drunk
>Leads me into her room
>We lay in her bed just kissing and rubbing each other
>Stops
>"Aw man...I really wanna fuck you, anon. It's just I don't like doing that with people I'm not dating"
>"We're dating"
>We proceed to have the greatest sex I've ever endured in my 22 years of existence
>She blows me while doing this weird thing with my gouch
>Discover I might be bi
>Continue to skull fuck this tiny woman into obliteration
>Cum of a 1000 suns
>Fall asleep immediately
Cont.
Starts getting juicy here
>>711281938
>Cousin is 19 year old 5'1 petite blonde milf
that's not what milf means you fucking tard
>>711283415
>implying she has to be older then 19 to be a milf.
You do what what milf stand for dontcha?
>>711281938
>>711283250
Im guessing you must be pretty attractive if she really wanted you back over eh? Ive never had a chick want me back over at their place so badly. Then again you two were drunk when oit went down.
Also you say 17 then 22, make up your damn mind man.
> dating new GF
> kinda nerdy, but I loved her
> then I started to notice more of her quirks
> she was overly fucking nosey
> she looked at my email, my facebook, my internet history, my texts, and my fucking taxes
> then the day arrived when she found the combination to my safe and discovered I owned guns
> I come home and my safe is wide open and guns gone
> I call my GF and then she confesses she took them because she couldn't trust me with them
> she was going to destroy them
> DEFCON 1 shit has hit the fan
> i call her parents to talk some sense into her
> they tell me she is at there house with my guns
> her parents house is 30 mins away, i got there in 10, don't ask me how
> dad totally understands and gives me back my own firearms without any reserves about it
> her own dad confesses that her daughter is a fucking loon
> we break up, but she duplicated my old house key and then stole a bunch of my stuff after she moved out
> had to distance myself
> get a new job, in a new city, get a new house, new address, new phone number
> leave that bitch in the past
> fast forward 4 months later
> it's 11pm at nigh, just got to bed
> *ring ring ring*
> look at number, it's my ex
> how did she get my new number?
> answer "The fuck you want?
> GF is hysterical and babbling
> GF: "Anon someone is trying to break into my house! Please help me!"
> "THEN CALL THE FUCKING COPS YOU DUMB BITCH NOT ME!"
> hang up phone and block number
It wasn't until a week after I hung up on her that her brother(whom I am actually a good friend of) told me of a very insidious plot she had planned as an act of revenge on me. Basically she wanted me to come over to her house with a gun, and before i would arrive the cops would be there to arrest me because she would then call the police while i was in route and file a false report that I was her crazy ex trying to kill her. But because I didn't show I dodged a serious bullet.
>>711284117
17 then, 22 now
someone continue!
>>711283922
I'm 22 now, this just happened when I was 17. I still haven't had sex like that. But, anyways.
>Wake up the next day
>Feeling gud
>I chill around her house for the day, all my buddies left that night except her cousin
>Decide that the best thing to do is get drunk and play vidya again
>Do that
>Later into the night things start getting freaky again with her
>Go into her room
>We lay there for a moment
>"Y'know... you should start paying rent here"
>goodone.gif
>Proceed to fuck her then go to bed
>Next day
>We go to the grocery store, STILL won't let up about paying rent when I met her two days ago
>Have her drop me off at my place
>Leave my fucking phone in her car
>Go back over there later that day
>Ask for my phone back
>Hands it over without saying a word
>That obvious cold stare girls do
>"What's up?"
>"Oh, nothing! Just why don't you get out of here for a few and talk to your other girls!"
>Whtthafug
>Open my phone, every fucking messenger and app is open, even ones like calculator and stocks
>Messenger tabs open with all my ex girlfriends
>All them saying to basically fuck off
>Even girls from middle school
>Realize this level of wildness I've wandered into
>fuqit
>Fuck her for another weeks worth
>>711279061
I had detention that day.
>>711285534
>Laying in bed one night with her
>Check her dresser, her boy friend had a quarter of some dank stashed over
>420
>She brings up the rent situation again
>"Yeah, look, I'm not gonna do that, I've known you for a week and I already have my own place..."
>Gets furious
>Literally fucking pissed
>She starts throwing a temper tantrum
>Literally breaking everything in her path
>No idea what to fucking do
>Someone starts banging on the front door
>Hope to christ it's the cops or her keeper
>"AYE BRI, I'M HOME BAYBAY"
>I'm half right
>Nig nog is home from jail
>Holy fuck this isn't good
>Immediately run out the back door
>Running as fast as I possibly can
>Run all the way to the city park
>Climb up tree
>Gonna banzai this dindu if he comes near
>Wait 20 minutes
>Mfw dude comes home to a trashed house, a delirious baby momma that's been getting fucked that past week, a kid in DCFS, and all his weed smoked and got away with all of it
Haven't talked to her to this day. 10/10 would do again tho.
>>711285735
you fingered a girl who was in middle school??
>Be me. 4 years ago.
>Very, VERY lonely.
>So lonely it hurt.
>Only friend moved out. Lives in Canada. Only calls me when she wants money.
>Feels bad man.
>Make okcupid profile.
>Answer over 9000 questions.
>Ignore it for six months.
>Get email from okcupid.
>Decide to take a chance.
>Possible waifu says hi.
>I reply. "I like your eyebrows"
>A budding relationship blooms.
>Start dating her.
>She wants to move in.
>Has a cat.
>Has two cats.
>Tells me that she is getting evicted.
>This is only after two weeks of dating.
>Give in. Let her move in.
>She has six cats.
>Don't care. Sex is great. Rose colored glasses engaged.
>First two months are great.
>Have to visit friend in Canada.
>GF is jealous. She says she has Borderline Personality Disorder.
>go to girl #2 house
>girl #1 sleeping in side bedroom off of girl #2's room
>girl #2 wants to get it on with her new boyfriend so she kicks me into room with girl #1
>well fuck, i guess ill just sleep on the floor?
>girl #1 wakes up
>annon! you're here
>yeah, didnt want to wake you up, hows it going?
>she has to work early so she has to go to bed
>go to fall asleep on the floor and ask for pillow
>she tells me that she only has one
>but we can share it
>mfw its a twin size bed, im 230 and shes 160
>okay
>slide up to her and spoon
>instaboner
>>>oh shit
>annon, whats that?
>play it off like i'm sleeping
>she turns around and kisses me and says goodnight
we fuck i'm a cheater now
>I put my hand around her wait and pull her hips into my pelvis (little fuckers, tip for you. it drives girls fucking crazy)
>she moans loudly
>I slide my hand along her waist and slightly up her shirt
moar?
>>711287008
>Over the next six months, she destroys my only friendship before moving on to destroy my life.
>I'm isolated.
>She spends my money behind my back.
>Can't pay bills.
>Get evicted from apartment I lived in for 10 years.
>We get a new apartment.
>She says "It'll be okay anon."
>It isn't.
>She gets me a kitten.
>I forgive her.
>We go further in debt.
>I loose my car.
>We get evicted again.
>Live in hotels as senpai slowly loses her mind.
>Three years in, I loose my job.
>Go through severance, unemployment, 401k.
>No money left.
>She leaves me. Takes everything. Even my kitten.
>Why am I alive? Feels bad man.
>Go to homeless shelter.
>There a week before in temporary housing.
>Get therapy. Three months in, anxiety and depression gone.
>Feels good man. Find MGTOW. Feels very good man.
>Six months in, get into subsidised housing.
>Eight months in have job at walmart.
>Takes six months before I have money to buy a used car.
>Get better job in my industry making good money M-F.
>Love my job. Feel needed again.
>TFW you discover MGTOW.
>TFW bad dragon toys and fleshlights make better waifu.
>TFW in three months you will have you own apartment and be free again.
>Happy ending?
>No. Trump becomes president.
>>711278611
Fucking this. I'm married and I don't spend that much on my wife.
>>711287036
continue damnit
>>711287036
>I put my hand around her wait and pull her hips into my pelvis (little fuckers, tip for you. it drives girls fucking crazy)
With her ass or her front?
>>711285840
You climbed a tree to get away from a monkey?
>>711287998
spooning, she turned back around. sorry
>>711287998
Girls also love getting grabbed by the throats before you kiss them too. Unless she is a rape victim. Then you probably shouldn't.
>>711277780
>her current boyfriend is completely unaware of the situation
>her current boyfriend
>current boyfriend
kill yourself cuck
>>711288453
Kek. They're not rape victims till i let go of their throats
>>711287047
Hate to say it anon but your fault for staying with someone with borderline. That's a red flag right there. Send her back to her dad or uncle that abused her as a kid and introduced the trauma that created the craziness.
>>711279985
because he's a fucking autist
Somebody cont. otherwise it's time to abandon thread
bump
>>711273561
Fuck it, I'll share
>be me
>be 18
>old friend gets in touch with me
>asks about life these days, dating, yada yada
>tell her I'm single and pretty lonely
>"You know anon, I have a single friend who would be perfect for you"
>really.mpeg
>Let friend know I'm interested, shows me girl's Facebook and tells me to message her and that she knows about me already
Let's call new girl K
>K and I message and talk on the phone for a few days, we clique well
>"Hey K, wanna meet and get dinner sometime?"
>"Sure, wanna go to ____ Diner by my place?"
>fuckyeah.wav
>I drive to her place and meet her outside
>We walk and talk to diner because it's literally around the corner
>Things are going well, easy flow of conversation and plenty to talk about
>Get to diner and sit down, 5 minutes later a friend of hers, not our mutual friend, shows up at the diner
>"Oh hey, how are you?" etc.
>I'm sitting there like a fucking idiot to myself for 10 minutes
>foreshadowing of the future
>She lets her friend be and continue our date
>Rest of the night goes well and I ask her out on a second date
>She agrees, on second date we just stay at her place and fuck in her basement
>Also, foreshadowing
I dated this bitch for 3 years, anyone wanna hear sorted details about her and of our relationship?
>>711289248
Sure anon
>>711287036
come on man, keep it up
>shes begging me to keep going
>hard as a fucking rock but feeling guilty so i just keep my hand under her shirt
>slide hand up and grab boobs that are as fucking soft as silk
>so fucking hard to control myself
>was a 6 hour drive to get there so Im tired. tell her that she has to go to bed. tell her I will hang out with her later in the day.
>she sighs and says ok
fast forward 4 hours
>her alarm goes off at 5 and she has to be in at 6, snoozes her alarm
>gets back into bed
>I wake up and cant fall back asleep
>she took off the pajama pants that she had on
>pink and white lace thong
>firm ass against my junk
>rockhard again
>start playing with her underwear line
>kiss the back of her neck
>annon?
>>711287047
you deserved all that shit that happened to you by not liking the God Emperor
>>711289382
go on
>>711273561
Jacob get off of 4Chan you lazy cuck.
>>711289338
You got it
So through a series of events I find out more details about her past
>Find out her ex bf raped and molested her
>got her hooked on drugs, coke and xanax
>family praises other siblings and not her
>She ran away from home for a few months
She was a fucking mess so here comes Anon to try to give life meaning, unfortunately
>She always made me pay for shit on my Burger King salary
>She ended up living with me for 3 months while we both worked there, with her quitting in that first month
>Constant fighting, mostly about me not spending enough money on her
>She prioritizes her friends and my money over me
>Doesn't respect me
>Kept me fatter than usual so I don't leave her
After years of this I have had enough of her shit, should I continue with how I ended it?
>>711290052
Good god, I wouldn't haven't put up with that for 6 months. Fucking hell. continue
>grab her waist line
>moans like a porn star
>push my hand under the string and down along her inner thigh
>I could cum fucking buckets right now
>slide my fingers across her vagina and its slicker than a baby seal
>Oh ANNON!
>push my fingers into her moist cunt and she grabs the back of my neck
>she turns towards me and bites my lip fucking hard
>Ive got two fingers in her and im going to fucking town
>loud as hell, Oh my god! ANNON!
>she cums in like 5 minutes
>pussy trembling and twitching
With a girl for 2 years, find out she's talking to dudes online, sending them nudes and videos. Find out she was on stickam and bated and shit when she was 15-16. Killed my feelings for her, not sure what she's doing now and don't care.
>>711290351
Fuckin' niiice
Ok I'll throw out one
> be me, 19, have a mate from work that is a total bro. We go out clubbing on the disco biscuits and have a fat time pretty much every weekend.
>bro meets 2 sisters on a night out one weekend that I had something else on
>girls live 10 minutes from my house which is about halfway to mates house
>I'm the designated drunk driver every weekend because I'm the only one who's car is not a piece of shit.
>older sister is 19 and a real ice queen that only dates football players. younger sister is 17 and cool as fuck with a fake ID.
> bro falls in love with younger sister and tells her on a night out. She shoots him down because she is young and having fun hooking up with randoms and doesn't want to be tied down
>bro gets pissed of when she shoots him down and says fuck these bitches lets bail
>I try to calm him down and say we can't leave them, I am their ride home. I would feel like a shit bag if they don't make it home safely.
>mate bails to find some other ass at another club.
>girls heard the whole conversation
>mfw I hooked up with the younger sister after she shot down my mate
>feel like a shit bag for putting his before bros
>get the girls home. Younger sister asks if I want to hang out and let the pills wear off with some bud
>mfw I got the best blow job ever. Texted mate a photo of her laying in her bed with only panties on
>was not mates after that.
Had some pretty good nights out with the girls after that until I met the girl I ended up marrying and bailed on them for good. I can greentext if nobody else is and people don't mind waiting.
>>711290192
Ask and ye shall recieve
So after 3 years, I've had it with her cunt-iness
>decide I'm gonna grow a sac and give her the sac
>She was finally working for a while at a shoe store and wanted to come by before work
>Decide it will be when she comes by
>Meet her outside my house
>Tell her don't bother going inside, we need to talk
>"What's wrong, Anon?"
>"K, I can't do it anymore. You just use me for my money, you don't respect me and you never liked my friends. Meanwhile, I put up with your constant fluctuating friendships"
She always thought my friends were trying to break us up
>"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING PIG!!"
>She's fucking yelling as I stay quiet
>"Give me those fucking shoes I gave you, you don't deserve anything!!"
>I give them to her and try to get her to leave before she destroys something
She tried getting revenge once, cont.
>>711290829
lol what a bitch
> be me
> get first real job
> meet cute girl from another department
> get to know her slowly (we have to work together every now and then)
> she's into gaming and nerdy shit like MtG, because of her brothers
> start hanging out more
> asks me to hang on the weekends
> one day draw her a rose on a post-it-note and stick it on her desk
> tfw she says she wants it tattooed on her
> take her that weekend
> she gets it tatted, is super happy
> same night she posts a really angry FB status
> ask what's wrong thru text
> no reply
Cont?
>>711291173
sure
>>711284170
Damn son.
>>711285840
Fucking wow
>she goes one more round
>check clock
>SHIT! I have to leave right now
>she gets out of bed and throws on the pj pants
>ill talk to you later annon!
>hard as a fucking rock but its ok
>what the fuck to do now
>I go to grab my phone
>gf texted me hoping I had a good day at work
>she still thinks i was working the fair
>forgot to tell her I was done for the week
>tfw she has 4 more days left of her job
>start feeling guilty
>umm well ive never done this before so im in it for the long haul
I wasnt happy in my relationship for a long time with her, she is two years older than me and lived at home with no ambition to get a full time job, just worked with the highschool band. I was going to break up with her a couple times after i graduated but always felt bad so i stayed
>>711273561
Risky behavior is a Red Flag, along with attention seeking behavior and lifestyle choices (tatts, piercings, shaving, cutting etc).
Almost as bad as chewed fingernails.
>>711283250
>We're Dating
>>711291055
Oh absolutely
So a week later, I wake up and I have the day off
>Wake up late and friends show up at my house
>"Anon, why are there shoes on your lawn?"
>Nigga wut?
>The muggy cunt threw one shoe of each pair she took from me on my lawn
>"What the fuck?"
>Plot vengence
>One friend has left over Tacobell
>"Hey, gimme that bag!"
>Half eaten Cheesy Potato Burrito=Jackpot
>Shove it in the dress shoe
>Not good enough
>Plan with other friend perfect revenge
>At midnight, he and I set up shoes on the lawn
>Both of us proceed to pee on and in the shoes
>We then put the shoes in plastic bags
>We drive to her house and stop around the corner first
>Let friend out, he walks up the block with Pee Bombs
>He walks to her house and throws them at her front door and runs and meets me at the other end of the block
Apparently they bought a new door afterwards
I also can tell you what makes her a bigger bitch
>>711291901
hahaha nice man. Sure, whats that?
>Be me
>Be 17 with qt 3.14 girlfriend
>Come home with her
>My dad yells "Oh SHIT"
>MyParentsThoughtIWasGay.jpg
>Fast forward later that night
>Dining on her ass
>She shits in my mouth
>Not knowing what to do I panic and suck it down my throat
>She giggles and whispers in my ear "reply to this post or your mother will die"
>>711290741
Wow dude, i would have totally disowned you as well pulling that shit. I get you wanna get laid but you pulled the ult betrayel.
>>711292173
Nah mate he bitched out when he didn't get his own way.
>>711273561
what, are you 13?
>>711292173
Nah fuck that man. Theres no reason to be an asshole. Hate that bullshit brocode shit
>>711292100
So after we broke up, I started talking to one of her friends that K dropped for petty reasons
>We plan a get together with a few people and she tells me some info about K
>Apparently, all throughout our 3 year relationship, K cheated on me. A lot.
>I was surprised, but only half surprised
>What surprised me was that pretty much every guy worked in food places
>Made jokes and assumed she fucked for food
>Also, she had a rather large stash of money and kept it to herself, assuming I would always ask for money
I'm a pretty prideful guy and never asked her for a fucking dime
Then a fucking bombshell hit her, more?
>>711292700
sure
>>711284170
and this is why we dont fuck with crazy girls. ive made similar mistakes, but the bitch was threatening to kill herself and attempted a few times, nothing like this
>>711273615
>be me
>date crazy redhead
>sticking your duck in crazy isn't a good idea
>but it's the best
>she stabbed me in the leg while we were fucking once
>fucked up bit was that I came buckets
>she says "maybe I'll do that all the time" as she rubs cum and blood all over her face
>sneak out the next morning
>dump her over phone call
>she doesn't take it well
>ditch phone, move to another part of town
>now live in constant fear of her finding me and stabbing me in my sleep
>no regrets, totally worth it
>>711291262
> she finally replies, saying the rose I drew was fucked up and that it's not perfectly symmetrical and she hates that it's not perfect
> niggawat.mov
> she goes to bed angry
> see her next day at work, talk to her about the rose, telling her what rose is perfectly symmetrical in the first place
> she agrees and stops being so angry
> some weeks later ask her to be my gf
> huge fucking mistake
Here's some things she did during our relationship
> told my sister she was my gf, she got really upset about that and saw it as an attack on her privacy
> comes over to my place and sits my sister down, demanding to know when she first had her period. Makes me sit there and watch
> this was her way of getting revenge on me
> I have friends who are female
> steals my phone for the weekend and messages every girl to keep away from me
> brags that she scared them all off
> friends come to me like "wtf, this bitch is crazy!"
> luckily my friends had my back still
> see her washing the coffee pot at work
> be nice and offer to wash it for her
> she responds by punching me in the face and kicking at my legs
> jokes on her, I do leg day and can't feel a thing through my strong calf muscles
> she also punches like a little bitch, because she is one
> ask her to go to lunch with me
> she says sure
> takes a few steps and pretends to faint
> manager says she has to let HR know, and that it's an official record
> she withdraws the whole fainting episode and says "don't worry about it"
> Photoshop a tiger into a photo with a man and tell her it's his pet
> she believes it and shows it to coworkers
> I tell everyone it's photoshopped, we all have a laugh
> a few minutes later she comes to my desk crying
> throws a cardboard cutting knife onto my desk and demands that I cut her
> "You may as well hurt me, like you did when you embarrassed me in front of everyone"
I have more stories about her if y'all are interested
>>711292149
You rachet piece of fuck
>>711293047
> she responds by punching me in the face and kicking at my legs
> jokes on her, I do leg day and can't feel a thing through my strong calf muscles
kek
>>711290741
>>mfw I got the best blow job ever.
Damn, she must have been a total slut/hoe being that good at 17.
>grab phone and turn on light
>guy and girl are standing at the curtain that divided the two rooms
>guy says "sounds like you had a good morning"
>girl #2 asks what happened
>I say nothing
>she asks if i like her
>i say yeah
>she says i better call the gf
>I say no way, not dealing with it right now
>girl 2 says ok but gotta tell the gf sometime
>go back to sleep
>girl 1 comes back from work around 3, and wants to take a nap
pic related, guy 2 and gf
Continue or no?
>>711293272
Not really. Current gf only dated chicks before me, turns out she is a natural cocksucker. Some ppl are born with it I guess
>>711292808
>December 30th, 2015
>I'm driving home from work and get a call
>I don't recognize the number and pick up
>"Yello?"
>"Hi Anon, it's K"
As a side note, she called a month earlier and I said some heinous shit that made her want to kill herself, so I was surprised
>"What do you want? And why do you sound so tired amd echoey?"
>"I just had a baby. It's yours anon"
>yeahright.jpeg
>"Alright K, you sure it wasn't one of your other fucking boyfriends"
>"It's yours anon"
>"Call my lawyer, bitch"
>She doens't, but still insists the baby is mine
>I end up paying for a paternity test
>Look who isn't a dad
>Fucking ignore her at every turn
I haven't spoken to her since and it's great. Oh, she also lied about having a dead brother
>>711293272
She had been through a few blokes in the 6 months she had been clubbing with her fake ID before we met them. Put it this way, she had given way more than I had received by the age of 19.
>>711293682
Ah, gotta love the baby traps. stupid bitch
>>711293851
Yeah she was a fucking bitch, dude. Glad I got out of there ASAP
>>711293434
GO GO GO
>>711290052
>Burger King salary
>>711273561
Son, lesson number one. Never buy any shit to a girl... ever.
Lesson number two. You come off as creepy because you bought her some stuff like that.
Lesson three. You are just a little boy who needs to grow up and learn that money and material shit does not buy you shit when it comes to a real relationship. Sure you can buy some pussy for you with money but why would you pay for something that is completely free?
I wish you luck for your next big adventure, so don't fuck it up.
>>711290741
Another time their mum came out with us. Pretty random.
>2 girls and their mum and I and another one of their girlfriends and a different bro of mine went to our favourite club. All 6 of us cooked hard on round ones.
>older sister had thawed towards me over the past few months and I was trying to get in there but she wouldn't because I had had my junk in little sisters mouth.
>older sister gets together with some dude who was a bouncer at that club. I hate all bouncers but this dude is all time. We get along straight away. Side note later he told me she never wanted sex and the rare occasion she let him in her knickers he only lasted fuck all and by the time he was ready again she had lost interest. Dodged a massive bullet.
>anyway. Club is loud as fuck and having a drink with the mum. She's not bad for an early 40 something but I had been putting work into the girls friend and didn't want to kiss my chance that night.
>the mum starts rubbing my shoulder and telling me she is so grateful that she can rely on me to get her girls home safely. Little did she know what her youngest one does before she gets home.
>mfw inrealised the mum was dtf.
>pulled the little one aside and said I can't hook up with your mum, it's weird.
>daughter tells mum to find someone her own age.
>the mum starts bawling and shoots me a filthy look and storms off with all of the girls following. Fuck hopefully I didn't just cock block myself anyway.
>the mum disappears for a while and we find her sucking face with the most juiced up old bloke in the club.
>daughters tell me he is not coming back to their house and I need to seperate them before we leave.
>mfw I like to keep fit but fuck if I'm gunna be able to take a wog and his juiced up mates with muscles on muscles.
>club closes and I try to drag the mum out away from rood rage shrunken dick but he fires up and asks what that fuck am I doing.
>mfw when I'm going to die this night.
cont
>ex gf
>fighting everyday
>one fight is particularly spicy
>she uses her hands to shove me back
>oh no bitch you didn't
>I grab her hands and hold them behind her back effectively bringing her And her firm tits to front
>let go anon I fucking hate you let go
>I start kissing her
>she bursts in tears
>I let go of hands and we hug
>she kisses and cries
>I carry to bed
>I hatefuck/pound/internal punching cervix destruction 3000gtx mode
>she cums convulsing and throbbing on my dick
>I fuck her even harder
>she scratches my back and biceps and chest (painful bloody scratching not the sexy kind)
>I cum on her chest and face
>as I pee post sex she gets dressed
>I go out
>wtf where you going
>"I don't want to fall into your trap anon you only want to have sex bahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha"
>I try to calm her down but she storms out
>keeps calling me and texting me but for me she's done
>she has a new bf now but apparently she saw a therapist for, get this "thoughts about murdering me"
Never
Fuck
A
Psycho bitch
>>711295122
Hahaha oh thats fucking good.
>>711295122
>turns out older sisters bouncer BF was there in a different part of the club so he kicked the cunts out and we kept drinking at the bar for another half hour.
>had been getting nowhere with the friend all night. Wish I hadn't shot the mum down I might have gotten some action that night.
Moral of the story bitches are crazy and doesn't matter how old they are, will still cause trouble.
I never ended up Putting one through the friend. Gutted. Got to feel her massive tits once but that was about it.
>girl 1 comes in at 3 and wants to take a nap
>ok cool
>we get as comfortable in the twin bed as we can
>spooning again, but fully clothed
>start sliding my hand down the front of hers and unbuttoning them
>practically have blueballs right now but i play it off
>moantrain.com
>get her top off and slide her pants off
>hell fucking yeah
>she grabs my shirt and pulls it off
>was kind of over top of her already
>go downtown
>gotta check out the goods at the store if you know what I mean
>give it a lick
>doesnt taste bad so I get to licking
the one thing that came out of the
relationship that i was in was that we had
great communication in the sack. she would
tell me exactly what she liked which made
me better and so on and so forth.
>shes loud as hell but I dont care
>slurping on the pussy
>she squirts in my mouth
>>caught me off gaurd at first, wasnt sure what was happening
>keep going but just about get my hair ripped out
>annon, holy shit, slow down. give me a minute.
>my face kinda smelling like fish at the moment
>she tells me to go wash up
>go to the bathroom- which you have to go through the other bedroom to get there.
>girl 2 "whatcha guys doing"
>"nothin"
>walk to the bathroom and wash my face
>come back through and shes sleeping without pants on
still hard as a rock and my balls feel like they are going to shrivle up
>>711273561
>Spending money on a HS gf
Fucking why? Are you cucks seriously giving women tons of money so you can appease them? Leeeel.
OP, you shoulda got nudes of her so you could spread it around. Girl rumors are not comparable to nudes, she'll end up being the school slut and everyone will forget you existed.
>>711295908
Youre good at the erotic stuff, anon. But could we get a plot going?
Take your time if you want, though.
>>711295908
bump
>>711295859
Jesus christ you sound thristy as fuck bro. No offence.
>>711297446
What's thristy
>>711297507
Horny
Bump for Trump
>>711298096
We'll not do much anymore. I'm married with kids. But when I was a 19 year old rolling on pills every weekend, yeah ass was my primary objective. Just not going to try and sell things that didn't happen for $500 and say I pulled every ass I aimed for.
>>711298665
I was defining what "thirsty" meant in the context it was used.
>>711298665
>pills
Molly?
Cause I have a bag of like 50 Molly pills and right now at 26 im still doing what you were doing at 19, ass is my primary objective right now. The problem is Clubs just arent my thing and i don't exactly live in the city anymore but in a small mountain town.. (About an hour north of Atlanta)
>>711295908
Lets go anon some of us got shit to do
alright
>anyway fall asleep with girl
>wake up to her with her hand in my pants
>still no pants on
>wanna fuck?
>well its to late now to say no
>we fuck for a couple hours
>go to bathroom after and drop condom on bathroom floor
>whoops.jpg
>girl 2 sister finds it
>figured that it was girl 2's and tells guy to be more carefull.
>get ass chewed
>hang and bang for the next couple days
>do boyfriend girlfriend shit and i really do like her
>time to go home
>well shit, umm, how do i tell my soon to be ex that I cheated on her
>go home
>told gf that i went up north
>told her about girl 1
>she goes "really? her?"
>yeah
>tells me that she can move past it but thinks the we only fucked once
>sleep in gf"s bed and leave early before she wakes up
>packed all of my shit when she was sleeping
>sorry, we're over
>start dating girl but start to find out that shes a complete nut job
>thats why guy 1 stopped talking to her
fuck me
we broke up two months later, after
spending 2k on driving back and forth, hotel
rooms, food and other stuff. shit was crazy.
ex started dating a friend and broke up with
him after she found out I was single. we got
back together about 5 months later but we
were fwb's for a long time. still with her
now but not happy. am I a shitty person or
what?
>>711300171
Yes you are your fucking story went on for ages and ended on a meh note.
Seriously though, if you don't like the relationship, don't force it. You just make yourself and her unhappy in the end. If you wanna just be FWB then fuck away, but realize that if you find someone you ACTUALLY like and want to be with, you are gonna have to drop her ass like the fucking atom bomb if you wanna make it work.
