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Fluffy time
Fluffy time?
>>711272357
fluffy anthro?
>>711271796
An anon needs to buy one of these and post a video of a real fluffy being killed.
>>711272122
So I'm new here. What exactly makes the booru bad? To much low quality content?
>>711272818
Nothing. The booru is always the same, meaning there are always cries to make it good again.
>>711274417
If you got paid to exterminate/contain fluffys would you do it?
And is so how? You still got to dispose of the bodys. Or you can try your luck and get a rare fluffy live to sell.
>>711272569
Prefer the other classic three, but yeah. She's got it all goin' on.
Me: "Why boner?"
Boner: "Shaddap and maka fist."
>>711272571
I started looking at prices. They seem to go for an average of $750. Then there's the whole "killing an actual animal" thing which is the opposite of what fuffies are for.
>>711275034
Depends entirely on the pay and benefits. I don't mean "eliminate one herd makes you an instant millionaire" levels of unrealistic compensation. I do need it to be worthwhile though.
>>711275034
I do pest control for farmers and ranchers as a summertime hobby. Most times I'll clear a field on my own time and my own dime in exchange for access to the land.
Did someone say body disposal?
>>711275633
I would imagine it verys from city to city as some will have more then others.
I imagine 3.50 for a full grown kills and 1.00 for younger ones if fluffys are a problem but not to bad.
>>711275034
>how?
Non-persistent mustard gas.
>>711276372
>3.50
Um ... three fiddy what? Blowjobs?
>1.0
Eight-balls?
[insert witty comment here]
>Thread's basically dying
Fine.
Anthro pr0n thyme ...
>>711271796
so why does he love them?
>>711278129
It's probably like with kids. Sometimes they do stuff that pisses you off but they're YOUR kids and if anybody laid a hand on them to harm them you'd be rushing in to put a stop to it.
Have a bit of weird box.
>>711272818
>low quality content
>no real organization, tags constantly misused. expect to spend a long time sifting through shit to find anything.
>comments are degenerate. people waay to into shit, wanting to fuck fluffies, ect.
>anon comments even worse
>Draw hugbox? expect to get flamed. Draw interesting abuse? expect to get flamed.
>drama. all kinds of drama.
Slow thread tonight
>>711279062
Damn. So it's mostly the freaky side of the fandom.
Anywhere else I can look?
Because paradise, baby. Paradise.
this shit is cancer
this shit is for literal pyschopaths, and I know by saying this i'm only encouraging you edge lords
>>711279294
Nowhere really. There are fluffies on derpibooru, but just a minimum. My best advice is - find out the names of your favourite artists and then just search by their tags.
>>711279703
Well at least it appears once a day, maybe twice a day if you are unlucky and you can just hide it.
>>711279845
Some of us are psychos yes but I don't like the torture ones.
>>711275034
>even if fluffies know, what does expecting they...they go to the light
How is the rest of this written so well, while this is written like the author is having a stroke?
>>711279294
>>711279852
This. This is why I like these threads, I can find out if there are new artists worth checking out. .
>>711279852
To bad.
I know whats good is subjective but recommend me some. I like dust collector.
who is not mentally retarded in this thread
>>711280358
what are you into?
>Check pet store
>find this
wat do
>>711280811
I'd buy them and all the other necessities for them, take them home and give them love and affection.
>>711281142
Even the crippled one?
>>711280715
Some of my favorites is a bit of hugbox but not to cute, documentary style things like how fluffys live and act, feral storys and a little bit of mental abuse of how stupid they are like >>711273249
Over all as long as its not something from a saw movie with blood and guts everywhere I can be good with it, unless of course it was brought on by their own stupidity.
>>711281258
Yes, and I'd look into some prosthetic limbs for it. If that proved impossible or too exorbitantly expensive, I'd get it some little wheels for it to roll itself around on assuming it still has its back legs.
what... the fuck is this
>>711282040
see >>711280027
and pic related.
>>711272569
wood fuk
I like the torture and cruelty, it excites me which also disturbs me but I wouldnt enact it nor to i crave hurting others or real animals
This is everyone who enjoys fluffy
>>711280811
I'd buy a filly with good colors and raise it with my two pugs
probably buy another shit colored one for my dogs to eat
>>711272122
>dis smawty wite hawsie naw
>>711283796
Is this from a tumblr post? How the fuck can this shit survive on tumblr?
>>711283948
There were some blogs, but I've never visited any of them. I mean, look at the Ringmaster series. It's all tumblr.
What do yo uthink the closest animal to a fluffy is (Other than mini horses)
>>711284246
People. Self centered, do stuff they know will get themselves killed, believe everything that is told to them, judge each other based off of looks, cry about everything when things dont go their way and the list goes on.
>>711284246
The next step to match is the intelligence factor. Something that carry on the reasonable appearance of a conversation with a human.
Gray parrot?
>>711281624
Check the booru for MarcusMaximus' old stuff. He's really one of the grandfathers of fluffy fandom, and leans toward hugboxing. I also like shadysmarty though opinion on him is more divided, he has an unusual style.
>>711284657
Yeah but parrots aren't exactly mental defectives like fluffies,
Also I meant more ore less visually similar
>>711286062
>mental defectives
Have you met macaws?
>>711284246
SJWs
>>711286726
LOG OF SHIT
>>711286726
I hope all libtards kill themselves.
>>711287549
love this one.
>>711272569
Great, now I've got an angry boner.
>>711284246
Guinea pigs for size and physical constitution, I'd think.
>>711288683
Micro fluffy = 4-5" tall (hoof to top of head)
Standard size = 14-15" tall (hoof to top of head)
>>711278613
Daddy has special milk for Lime sweety
>>711281707
>>711290119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17oPEHVhitg
>>711287406
Yeah, well... everyone in Hell hopes for ice water.
Dead thread is dead.
what would fluffy meat taste like? They breed like rats, so maybe they could be put to use as a cheap food source.
>>711292505
>posting mlp fluffies
It's like cancer got cancer...
>>711292613
Depends on what you raise them on.
>>711292748
>>711292859
Say they were either feral or fed a synthetic liquid diet that leaves minimal waste
>>711292975
>>711293071
Ferals eat anything, including trash. I'd wager their meat'd be toxic.
>>711292613
Whenever I wrote about it, I assumed it would be like lamb/mutton. Sweet, tender and tasty when they're foals up to the weanling stage but takes on a more gamey taste as they mature. Anything after a year old tastes so strong that not even cultures known for extreme foods will eat it.
>>711293346
Figures.
>>711293181
>>711293476
Hmm... Maybe they could fill a similar role to sheep- fluffy wool could revolutionize the clothing industry. Light and warm, available in all sorts of colors without harmful dyes.
>>711293709
Except fluffy fur is generally accepted to have very little insulating value.
>>711293661
>>711293852
Huh. So they really are useless.
>>711294036
Yeah, pretty much.
>>711271796
Does... Does this count?
>>711294036
Yep. Kinda like most people I know.
>>711293852
Then why is it sometime shown that they'll get heatstroke from being out in the heat too long, if not for their fluff keeping them too warm?
>>711293854
>>711293709
It's also frequently depicted as highly flammable.
>>711294036
>they really are useless
Actually, they are worse than useless! Aside from the occasional amusement value their suffering can provide, most content generally depicts the world as better off without them.
>>711294361
Again, kinda like most people I know.
Question- why spaghetti? Just because?
>>711294344
They freeze because they have little insulating value in their fluff and they overheat because they can't sweat or really pant to regulate body temp. They really were designed to live in houses after all.
>>711294344
They are usually depicted as very sensitive to temperature changes, and can overheat or chill quickly.
>>711294734
It's cheap. Even the poorest people can feed one.
>>711294734
It's a reference to Honey Boo Boo's favorite food. For us, it makes them easier to hate. In universe, it's a food that can only be prepared by humans which makes them dependent on them to get it. In some headcanons, it was actually a joke by the Hasbio scientists.
>>711289877
Savage. Equal rights got equal lefts.
>>711294908
I used to say that adults started freezing to death at as little as -10C and unprotected foals froze at 0C because they couldn't produce enough body heat on their own. I even wrote one story where two guys settle a bar bet about foals freezing solid in mid air during extremely cold weather. (Like when you throw hot water at -40C and it will mostly freeze before it hits the ground.)
>>711295404
Some have it warmer than that There was a story that depicted them as having relatively high body temperatures along with fast metabolisms, which is why they eat and shit a lot and the mothers stop producing milk if they miss a meal or two. Anyway, IIRC there was a fluff-pile where some of the ones on the outside froze to death, and a few foals on the inside were smothered. Good times.
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>>711286726
LOG OF SHIT
>>711286726
Log of shit
>>711286726
LOG OF SHIT
>>711286726
LOG OF SHIT
>>711274404
wut
Bump
>>7113045 how do i downvote this?
>>711273737
This one is so creative and different, I love it. Even the fact he is brown, they probably thought getting one on purpose that has nice colours was selfish. I wonder, do they have kids? Who was the fluffy for? Feral or adopted or what? So many questions. Good comic.
>>711279703
OW, THE EDGE
>>711272569
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>>711279736
>We're different from bronies! We like killing the horsies!
>>711308286
Meh I just like this story. Only good thing this has ever created.
>>711287549
artist?
>>711286726
LOG OF SHIT
>>711308355
this guy name is now Gas mask mike
>>711272569
My dick is extremely confused.
bump
>>711312612
Is this porn?
>>711286726
log of shit
>>711313149
No, animals are naturally naked so this is just national geographic advertising
