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>>711273854
I for one am heartened by Trumps attitude about winning the election. I'm genuinely hoping he moderates into a decent president now.
saudi arabian prince basically grovelled today.
When we put his face on rushmore the question we need to ask if we can keep the other presidents faces on mount trumpmore
i have already collected three shitskin scalps and burned forty pounds of coal #maga
hilary clinton is a bigot
>>711268843
Motherfucking Japanese Tally Marks
>>711274802
i thought the same thing
>>711276860
>>711276860
Agreed, but he's a businessman and a politician now
>He will be able to straight face fuck us
>>711277024
it'll be the only action i'll have all year if so
Holy mother of ye gods I love all this salt that's going around.
>>711277180
Yeah, but too bad he only goes through the eyes.
i can never have enough minority blood
>>711277422
Same amount of salt every election
>Hope for the best, but expect the worst.
I didn't believe in Obomber, and I don't believe in him. We as people are corrupt, and so are our politicians.
>>711277422
i've started asking for unsalted fries at mcdonalds because holding them outside already salts them up enough just right
How's the life.
>>711277547
>i can never have enough minority butthole
fixed
>>711277760
>Not salting with man gravy
The Audacity
>>711278165
i'm trying to lower my sodium intake here
>>711277932
all non-whites shall be extricated from my country
>>711278555
oh stop its not all that bad
>>711278555
If Rome has taught us anything
>The rich hate the removal of cheap labor
>>711278555
The trips have spoken. Let's paint all the minorities white shall we? One ass at a time.
good evening
>>711278698
i have the celebrity equivalent of kim kardashian as the president of my country
>>711278798
paint them red with bullets
>>711279032
He's a little better than that, after all at least he isn't a woman. But for real I have hope for him and I can't wait to see how many of his campaign promises were keepable.
>>711275274
women are subhuman scum useful only for procreation - michael "marriage is defined as a lawful union between a man and a woman and abortion should be abolished" pence
well, women are pretty lame
>>711280050
Rated 0% by the AU, indicating opposition to church-state separation. (Dec 2006)
>>711276279
Damn, cant reverse search the source
>>711281342
fuzzamorous
I demand butts.
Can one of you beautiful bastards post the picture of the brown furry femboy wearing purple lingerie.
There is some faggot in the bottom left with a nosebleed
>>711281660
Bless
>>711281774
https://e621.net/post/index/1/Brown_fur%20girly%20lingerie
Any of these look familiar?
>>711280769
more
IT WASN'T LAAAAWV
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUUUSION
>>711282109
Thanks fam!
>>711282278
Now im curious what it was
evens: drink
odds: let the thread decide
dubs: drink a lot
well fuck what's it gonna be
>>711282882
Don't drink
>>711283095
GODDAMMIT CAITLYN
>>711283134
Love you too babe.
>>711282882
do not
drink an enormous amount of alcohol.
>>711283223
you know this means I'm doing shots when I wake up instead
>>711283283
it's over, the bottle is stowed
>>711283343
Well I might need alcohol after my exam tomorrow so you can just drink with me then.
>>711283425
Hey, it's the perfect opportunity; either you'll do great and celebrate with booze, or do shit and drown your sorrows. I love win win situations like this.
>>711283742
Maybe I'll even break down during the test and not be able to finish.
Then I'll drink till I puke.
>>711283865
That seems pretty unlikely, you're a hardy young man.
yeah mike pence appears to be a genuinely terrible individual.
>>711283962
I was pretty close during the last test. I've studied even less for this one, so who knows?
This class really triggers me.
>>711284095
goddamn, what class is it?
>>711284071
Fortunately, vice presidents are somewhere between garden gnomes and welfare queens in terms of productivity.
>>711284265
dick cheney is the reason we went to war with iraq
>>711284265
Linear programming.
A better name would be linear optimization, in my opinion.
We have no materials. We just take notes and then suddenly have tests with problems that we've had not enough firsthand practice with.
mike pence will be president after the eventual assassination of donald trump
fuck
>>711284439
wars are way easier to start than legislation is to make and my understanding was that pence was mostly disliked because of domestic shit
>>711284521
that's not very good teaching
>>711284667
I actually 100% buy a trump assassination attempt in the near future
>>711284755
yeah like the fact he wants to state fund conversion therapy?
The new US president is well known amongst furry circles.
I Wonder what will happen when the general public learns about it.
>>711284755
Yeah, no shit. I feel no connection to the material. It's still just some abstract shit to me even though it supposedly is pretty useful irl.
Ugh I can't take this anymore.
I just want it to be over already. Can't wait for that empty feeling I'll get when I'm finished. This constant, grating anxiety is awful.
But enough complaining. I guess I'll actually go study. Totally. I'll do it. Right?
>>711284932
yeah that's where he's irrelevant, vp mike pence is not going to get congress to draft legislation on a dead issue that he supported 16 years ago
>>711284974
>I Wonder what will happen when the general public learns about it.
it's not like we had an inside scoop or something this is kinda common knowledge
>>711284974
who is the new US president?
>>711285177
You'll totally go study, since you're a hardworking student and are generally very responsible. And if you don't, it's fine, your life is fine and you should not feel quite so panicky.
Guess what? If Pence dies too you get Paul Ryan
VPs literally do nothing
drew this today
what do you think?
>>711285464
slug tier
>>711285284
Her name is Hillary
>>711285438
this "omg mike pence is gonna zap the gays to death" thing is honestly the most retarded shit liberals have come up with recently
>>711285464
wow those are some questionable faces
>>711285288
All this procrastination just winds my mind up, and then it takes off at incredible speeds once I escape my room.
I'm just too wound up right now. Impossible to relax.
>>711285464
Disgusting, if that's what you're going for.
The dicks remind me of all the sea slugs I've been seeing on imgur.
>>711268569
Would you keep licking that asshole even if he farted?
>>711285587
BUT HILLARY WON THE POPULAR VOTE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
slugmind
>>711285660
have a drink to take the edge off
>>711285707
cnn is still projecting trump to win the popular vote but idk where the fuck all these uncounted votes are at
>>711285817
Not to mention all the illegals who voted for their saving grace
When you realise you're actually in love and at the same time you both hate it and are addicted to it.
slug is an "artist"
>>711285548
oh thank gosh, now we can quickly continue the saudi-demanded war in libya
>>711285707
Yeah well Hillary can just be the popular, stuck-up bitch at school. Trump is always gonna be the fly white guy who knows how it be.
>>711285817
Alright.
I don't have much alcohol, but I don't have any better ideas. But drinking before a exam day tho? Well, one drink isn't much.
>>711285933
i want to ask how your date went but you preempted me with a perfectly succicnt answer
>>711285887
>california let all the illegals vote
>california is guaranteed blue anyway
>literally had 0 impact on the outcome of the election
oh that's a good feel
>>711285933
badger I know I'm magnificent but please calm yourself
>>711285972
is that his work? because that is really unviewable
>>711286094
100% of it is unviewable.
>>711286011
Is it gonna stop you getting up in morning and going to your exam? Probably not.
>>711286218
like the subject matter is bad enough but it's also just very poor
>>711280769
that's new
>>711286032
My date? I've technically had none, but I've met up with him several times and little by little I've come to realise how much I need to be with him.
>>711286094
My love for you is a different kind. It's more along the lines of ecstatic WORSHIP
>>711285933
Love sucks.
Also distinction between love / infatuation, etc. etc.
>>711286310
Nah, cause I'm responsible n stuff. It also helps that I probably don't have enough to be irresponsible, anyways.
>>711286094
>>california let all the illegals vote
>>california is guaranteed blue anyway
>>literally had 0 impact on the outcome of the election
>oh that's a good feel
this is why we need the electoral college
>>711286530
But weed tho.
>>711286470
I've been infatuated a lot of times. This is different.
>>711286601
they got weed.
someone did anyway.
oregon already has shops on a bunch of corners
>>711286601
oh hi you
>>711286423
Oh you were talking about the other sort of love, right.
Be careful, o disciple. Love will tear us apart, they tell me.
>>711286470
Forced by your age to be responsible, perhaps.
>>711286530
Ironically, since illegals are counted in the census, they affect the electoral college as well.
>>711286604
is what they always say
>>711285694
Smelly love
>>711286310
i will vet for his improvement, but i no longer harbor any space in my brain for discussion on him.
>>711286423
what do you think his feelings are on the matter?
>>711286680
What, my WORSHIP is not enough for you?
smonk dank make bank
>>711286653
We're supposed to get shops in around 2018. I'm hoping it'll help out with crime and all that. But who knows.
>>711286675
Hey!
>>711286604
Good.
Go get em, tiger.
>>711286680
Not really. It's easy enough to just get another handle if I drag my roommate along.
And I never would've thought of drinking if it hadn't been for you, anyhow. Danke.
>>711285694
Oh yeah.
>>711286805
go give her a rest, champ
>>711286815
No I was just quoting a joy division song, the us was direct and not actually applicable. I'm concerned whenever someone tells me they're in love.
>>711286901
I'm glad I could help you out, although since "drink" is my advice for all hardship at this point...
>>711286856
>I'm hoping it'll help out with crime and all that
deporting the illegals will be a much bigger improvement
>>711286983
You like ass to mouth? Stories?
no stories.
>>711286994
i cannot.
>>711287115
same advice I gave to caitlyn
>>711286680
>is what they always say
Never before has thinking of someone brought such a profound smile and sense of happiness to me.
>>711286805
Similar, if not stronger.
>>711286856
How's it going?
>>711286901
This isn't really something you'd rush.
>>711286994
I've questioned my feelings for him any number of times and I've discerned it more likely that I actually love him rather than just having a crush.
>>711286994
B-But... my lawn.
Nah, I guess it will. Maybe it won't. I'm not sure yet. I'm more focused on other things.
>>711287152
this is where the timeline jumped the rails. there is too much to think about.
>>711287215
so this is something that will happen.
>>711287215
I'm good. I'd ask how you're doing, but it seems like you're on Cloud 9 at the moment.
>>711286994
Probably not a great thing, but meh.
I'm not fully functional either, so you'll get no criticism from me.
>>711287215
Go fuck em right in the pussy.
Nah I gotcha. I know nothing of love so my input doesn't even matter.
small towns are objectively better than cities but there are no homos in them
except the fat and bored kind
>>711287215
questioning things is as likely to rationalize and strengthen an inaccurate certainty as it is to make you actually equivocate, you know. But there's nothing else to be done, go forth and prosper, if possible
>>711287315
pardon? What're you referring to?
>>711287230
Unfortunately you might have to pay a white guy to do it
>>711287348
No please criticize me, you're good at it
>>711287375
cities are objectively better than small towns if they're not full of coloreds
>>711287420
why
>>711287464
cities have more things in them
to eat, to do, etc
the problem with coloreds is they tend to make all the people who own the things leave, or else they break them
>>711287375
What if I like the bigger dudes, tho.
>>711287315
It has technically been happening for a while now.
>>711287328
I'm unsure, but something like that.
>>711287348
Truth be told, neither do I, but he makes me happy and I've got an aching need to be near him so yeah.
>>711287420
True enough, I suppose, but if I flip a coin 10 times in a row, with it always ending up as heads, I may as well start believing in Lady Luck.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/abe6526a12bf161f08ea8603668beec0/tumblr_o0xnaqKHjq1ug3t81o1_540.jpg
>>711287420
No, you're too nice and beautiful and perfect.
The best I can do is harshly rebut you if you make sexual advances on me.
>>711287618
Be the bigger dude.
>>711287618
that means you're a homo
>>711287661
a few flings is not a commitment.
>>711287661
well the nice thing about self delusion is that if you do it fluently enough, shit tends to work out for you
>>711287680
but see as long as you think I'm nice and beautiful and perfect your harsh rejections just feel insincere
>>711287680
I'm somewhat the bigger dude most of the time. Kinda'. 50/50, we'll say.
>>711287733
Well that's a revelation.
>>711287618
it means you have no taste
Rev up those shitposts because I sure am ready to kill myself
>>711287596
I guess
>>711287859
do not
>>711287859
how's it going chaplain other than the whole kys thing
I'd tell you to call the suicide hotline but they're busy with liberals atm
>>711287885
you do
>>711287831
Agree to disagree.
>>711287661
I mean I guess I've kinda felt the same way before, but I'm sure it was just another infatuation.
Even though I don't know you well, I'm glad to hear you've found someone who makes you happy.
I know I probably couldn't live if not for the few people in this world who still make me smile.
>>711287810
Man, artwork can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a canvas. Beauty and admiration and sexuality can be unwoven into separate threads.
>>711287801
No, but any other time I've not been passionate about it, not nearly as comfortable with it and never maintained and interest for so long. An increasing interest, I might add.
>>711287810
Precisely. I might not actually be in love, but if I manage to convince myself, there's practically no difference.
>>711287819
I know it must come as a shock to you, but do try to maintain some semblance of sanity.
>>711288131
I have not been living in a long time.
>>711288131
it's very bizarre to take the idealized inhumanity of drawn pornography (especially with literally nonhuman characters) and then turn an eye that's absorbed those images to actual living humans
>>711288229
Literally no difference, I'd say. Just pray he is so deluded as well.
>>711287967
>I'd tell you to call the suicide hotline but they're busy with liberals atm
/pol/ is helping with fleeting moments of happiness
if vodka or cocaine didn't make me do it, I'm not sure what will.
Things aren't well, but I exist still.
>>711288229
I'll give it a shot.
>>711288288
Vodka...AND cocaine?
Also, should I expect my gigantic dildo or did you decide to spend the money on smack? I approve of either decision.
>>711288229
Dammit, stop relating to me so well.
>>711288275
Hell yeah it is.
That's initially where I was like "ehhhhh I dunno about this shit mang" with my sexuality. The transition from all this shit to real life ain't smooth.
>>711288458
that picture makes me really really REALLY sad
What is this blank area doing being so YUUUGE??
>>711288384
Hey Seppo.
>>711288510
There wasn't that much of a transition for me, I was a virgin until I was 19 but I'd given a drunk blowjob before then. And even so, sensation is different from vision very profoundly. You can't understand that yet.
>>711288682
idk my finder is on the top
maybe donald made blank space great again
>>711288678
it's a pretty sad image
>>711288682
>Shota thread
>>711288708
Hey... dude?
>>711288746
Must be where he's building the wall.
Especially since it's on the SOUTH BORDER
>>711288779
I didn't mark it, that's simply what's in the finder list for everyone who uses it.
>>711288779
Fucking connection errors.
>>711288903
TEN FEET HIGHER
>>711288905
mew
>>711288458
Not at the same time silly.
If I'm alive and get my job back by christmas and feel it'll be a lark, probably. But It'll be christmas colors.
>>711288903
Okay, okay... Whatever you say, pal.
>>711288905
Oh hey.
>>711288746
I'm horribly uneducated.
Seriously though, why am I so weak? I can't even take an hour to study for a test. I can't even get off my ass and run a mile or two though it'd be extremely easy for me. I can't even stop eating shitty food even though I know that it's fucking me up.
I really need to fucking man up already.
>>711288978
woof
>>711289024
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>711288275
Oh he is. To the point of sincerity.
>>711288384
That's pretty much the best anyone can manage.
>>711288458
You should delete that picture.
>>711288510
What? A dull existence, kept from suicide only by a desperate quest for sensations other than disappointment? I tell people I'm happy, but that's really just me simultaneously laughing and crying at the helplessness of my meagre existence. I'm not bitter about it though, since most everyone is going through the same, realising it or not. Except for Julian, of course, since he is a deity, exempt from the realities of human life.
>>711289023
No I meant you could maybe pull it off by combining the two, just friendly advice.
It's all good either way, let me know.
>>711289064
I have four days of homework due tomorrow that i haven't started, and won't start until tomorrow morning, and I'm staying up late to make it harder on myself. I think a lot of weakness comes from comfort and security.
>>711289102
That's vague enough that I can confirm, yes.
Especially that Julian is a deity.
Nobody else is going to drag me out of this hole, though. Gotta do it myself.
>>711289237
Maybe that sort of work ethic is normal for some (or even many) people, but it's not for me.
I expect more. I just want to stop being ashamed of myself at the end of every day.
>>711289414
how you doin?
MEWEM!!!1
>>711289409
I figure I might as well build a home in the hole, at least until I can find some way to climb out of it.
>>711289237
for the love of god please more gay asriel
I'm glad yall agree I'm a fucking god
>>711289409
In the same way that your overeating is compensation in many ways for your previously hyperregulated diet, I suspect that there's a real regression to the mean occurring in your work ethic.
>>711289237
Booze just makes me want to sit around and cuddle. Coke just makes me want to sit around and talk or get sexual.
Combine the two and I'd just wind up calling a sex hotline to talk about wall decor.
more white cat? ok
>>711289507
very tired. was up very late talking to this guy on the phone.
>>711289547
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbadgdegrgegr
>>711289648
sitting around is a big part of your life, I see
>>711289697
>>711289697
>>711289697
>>711289697
>>711289718
yes
>>711289547
Nah, fuck this place.
The moment I settle in is and stop stressing out so much is the moment that I confess that I'm stuck here for good.
>>711289616
I suspect I'm just a fucking bitch who needs to get their shit together ASAP.
>>711289648
That's worrisome.
>>711289809
I think it's more productive to actually try and approximate the mean rather than pulling yourself back to perfection.
>>711289809
As you say
>>711289764
yassss
hows things over in badger land?
>>711289718
I'm sleepy too. just finished a project
Going to bed, g'nini
>>711289947
They're pretty good, considering. G'nini katten
>>711289984
what was this project?
>>711290028
nininin~
>>711289913
Gawd Subby, you just don't understand.
Seriously though, that'll never be good enough for me. I am figuring stuff out though and contemplating my past successes and failures to inform future actions, of course.
>>711290134
a writing thing where we had to make up stuff for a charity. just kind of boring
how late did you stay up chatting?
>>711290275
I'd argue that your relentless pursuit of immediate success in all things is a losing long term strategy, personally. But I've honest to god got to go to bed now. Goodnight~
>>711289756
It is when you live in bumfuck nowhere, most of your cash goes to drugs or gas, and you refuse to leave the house when you're intoxicated.
>>711289818
Save me from this hell I hath forged for myself
set me free
>>711273260
Sauce?
>>711290343
that sounds boting as tits yo :c
i was up till 2am and would wake every hour or less and then had to wake at 6
>>711290760
yeah, it was fairly easy just took a while
that must have been a pretty good talk then. how was your day with such little sleep
>>711291111
it would have been fine if i wasnt having to work with this annoying stupid kid at work.
>>711291350
what was he doing?
