Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711251304
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>711265582
False king
Post Rare waifu
>>711265647
>>711265377
Alright Fran have fun
>>711265269 [chelsea]
What ups and what downs?
>>711265515 Also Fran
I knew that already you said it in Discord the other day
>>711265604 Fran
They do
Have fun with League, faggot (Its a term of endearment don't worry)
I miss him so much.
>>711265765
You start.
Claim
>>711265148
Sure
>>711265172
Nice x 1
>>'711265384
You a jew
>>711265874
Easy breezy beautiful cover fox.
>>711265990
Okay.
-I knock on the door-
>>711265918
>>711265839
Personal things
Mm speaking of which, I gotta go take care of some errands, sorry to cut this short
>>711265990
>>711265384
>>711265860
>>711266086
*I answer the door*
>>711266100
>>711265811
>>711266440
>>711266425
>>711266370
-Hey, it's me, goku.-
>>711266597
*I didn't sign up for this*
>>711266021
I guess that's appropriate as both Ellen and Ran look a lot younger than they are
>>711266566
>>711265532
>Likes loli
>>711265582
>Won't post AIice 23
>>711266597
You had one job.
>>711266585
This is hard to participate in when you never run out of visible art.
>>711266566
>>711266862
Post the full images
>>711266767
-I knock on the door, for real this time-
>>711266999
Nothing wrong with lolis.
>>711267039
Never.
>>711266862
>>711267034
We should just stop, no one else is participating.
>>711265532
papi papi
>>711267142
What about for these dubs?
>>711267130
*I answer the door*
>>711267241
What dubs?
Only for quads, I posted a lewd for trips already sometime back.
>>711267142
>Nothing wrong with lolis.
Agreed.
>>711267170
It's hard to when you don't know the rules.
>>711265636
>>711266194
カラミチーマス
Sleepy
>>711267039
Just this one.
>>711267142
>>711267527
Bitch has to be alive to be claimed.
>>711267682
Necrophilia
>>711266807
What's Ran-sama's cup size?
>>711266194
cya
>>711265990
nice
>>711267682
Says who?
I mean we let people claim Madoka characters
>>711267268
-you open the door, only to find that I've teleported behind you, with my kanta unsheathed-
-pshhhh.. nothing personell, kid-
>>711267527
Why she have to die?
>>711267331
Fine, fine.
>>711267354
Rare Waifu is just images you don't post often. It's pretty common among waifu posters to post only a few images over and over again. I'm trying to break that mold, kinda.
>>711267649
Them hips to sink ships!
>>711267871
Nyce
>>711268002
*Spins around, punches you in the face and knocks you out*
>>711267331
It was a pretty good lewd.
>>711267913
To make the game more fun.
>>711268178
-is knocked out-???-
>>711268051
Because she was a Jew.
>>711268167
Ah, makes sense. I was thinking more rarely claimed/unclaimed waifus. Rare is good though.
>>711268178
Naicu
>>711268559
*Kicks you out into the street where a drug addict takes your clothes. You never wake up*
>>711268712
Niece
>>711268996
goodnight
>>711269111
nice nice nice
>>711268559
>>711269111
~BAD ENDING~
>>711268613
Naaaaaah just not commonly posted images.
Nice butt.
>>711268996
Sleep well
>>711269111
-;-;-
>>711269661
Post AIice 23
>>711269948
>look at me, I can bypass spam filter
>>711269948
>>711270040
Can you not?
AIice 23
>>711270040
Are you still pretending their is a spam filter? Just let us see it.
>>711270142
Seen it.
>>711269215
Noice
>>711269318
Good thing i saved!
>>711269740
*Knocks on your door*
>>711269890
Hi
>>711270222
Nice trips
>>711270287
Hello
>>711270345
Seen it.
>>711270428
Thanks for giving me (you)'s. I'm very sad and lonely. :(
>>711270352
Hey
>>711270568
That's fine.
>Seen it, you can find this one if you put in futa mizore
>>711270287
That won't save you now
>>711270287
you win
>>711270694
Good night
>>711270588
Yo
>>711270287
-wait, why the hell am I alive.-
>>711270694
goodnight
>>711270674
Oh wow I didn't know that, I don't have many Mizores, I'm almost out.
>>711270694
Night
>>711270687
*Rip me*
>>711270732
But i had something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jvn36OVdKs&ab
>>711270774
Howdy
>>711270827
Because i had a save file so i just went back to it
>>711271143
-okay- -I open the door-
>>711271143
Good day
>>711271143
Don't worry, I had this fucker in mind every time I would type nice.
>>711270861
Seen it.
>if you don't have the bound and raped loli out of her mouth in a field mizore, you are lacking.
Side note, this one>>711270568
Is a remake of one with her and kurumu. The other female in this one is Mizores mother
>>711271351
*Hi*
>>711271391
Greetings
>>711271558
I would say that's good but i don't think it is (and a "hey that's pretty good" started playing while typing this)
>>711271829
-wraps arms around you-
-hi-
>>711271829
Salutations
>>711271829
thanks
Claimed
>>711271958
*Pulls closer*
*Hello*
>>711272000
Sup
>>711272468
What for?
I'll just hide in the corner
>>711272747
For reminding me of another stupid meme
>>711272747
-gropes your butt-
-Hallo-
>>711272809
>>711272747
What's up
>>711268167
I thought the rules were to post images that you can't find from the common sources.
This is way easier for me.
>>711273724
Ultimately I'm just trying to get people to post images they don't normally post.
>>711272868
Oh. You're welcome then
>>711273189
*Phone rings*
>>711273625
le plafond
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=le+plafond&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=1012&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJk9uLxp_QAhVIDMAKHQlyAsQQ_AUIBygA&dpr=1#q=le+plafond+in+english
>>711273828
>>711274002
-who is it THIS time?-
>>711273264
shhhh I'm hiding
b0ss has come to reap the sinners
>>711273828
I will post my pics that go over 2Mb, it's actually useful for me since I wanted to downscale them anyway but couldn't get arsed to do it.
>>711274276
Sorry.
>>711274445
That midriff is magic.
oh woops i forgot to make a claim.
here we go
>>711274079
*I don't know, but this is what he said*
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
I just hung up
O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land.
In Dixie Land where I was born in
Early on one frosty mornin'
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land.
>>711274580
I wasn't aware this is a word but I wholeheartedly agree.
>>711274661
-Oh, okay. I forgot what we were doing-
>>711275140
You were unaware of the term midriff? I'm glad I could enlighten you.
>>711275303
*I was wishing i was playing super nintendo but i was erping with you instead. I don't know about you*
>>711274941
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
>>711275566
-O-Oh, sorry to bother. I'll leave now-
>>711275675
And then there's this asshole
>>711275733
*No stay*
>>711274002
Oh you!
>>711275480
Guess it's not a popular word outside US when you can just say abdomen. But thanks, now you can even say you did a good action today.
>>711275797
Hey, I'm not sure who raised you, but calling people an asshole is pretty rood. You should apologize before I lose my patience and draw my katana.
>>711275888
-Oh.- -Are we going to play together?-
>>711276041
You aren't in the US? Where are you from, homu?
>>711275888
Obligatory THOSE DIGITS
>>711276058
Hey, it;s nothing personel, kid
>>711276041
Weird, but yeah. It's more of a slang term for an exposed belly.
>>711275963
I know. I'm so funny
>>711276117
*Sure*
>>711276185
It's already too late for you. In about 30 seconds, you will realize you've been sliced over 9000 times.
*sheathes katana*
>>711276377
Forgot pic
>>711276377
-Oh. Okay.- -What did you have in mind?-
>>711276392
Oh is that so?
Read my title and think again
>>711276392
>>711276473
*Maybe some super mario?*
I got 4 dubs/trips in a row
>>711276377
You so funny! What are you doing?
>>711276756
Forgot pic
Almost got another dubs
>>711276392
>>711276157
Portugal.
>>711276247
I wonder if there's more slang that you think it's worldwide known but I never heard about.
>>711276756
-I was thinking we could play Super Smash Brothers Melee, but if that's what you want, sure-
>>711276691
Gah! My only weakness!!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!
>>711276737
>>711276854
nippon steel so sharp you don't even feel it sever you vital arteries
*unsheathes katana and tips fedora*
>>711276838
Cool.
>>711276880
*That's not on super nintendo but ok then*
>>711276799
Rping and watching youtube videos. What about you?
>>711277138
Playing Day of Defeat Source
>>711277042
Face it, you're outmatched
>>711277042
>>711277253
Is that a game?
>>711277138
-I know, I come prepared.-
-unzips pants, pulling out a gamecube from my underwear-
-Now we can play either. I'm thinking we try Mario first.
-I kneel down and boot up the tv-
>>711277316
I may be outmatched... but you... are matched out!
How are you going to get out of THIS one, batman?
>>711277430
Forgot pic
>>711277451
*You can fit a gamecube in your pants?*
>>711267331
defghjk
>>711277430
Yep, PC shooter like TF2 but in WWII. Made by valve way back in the day
test
>>711277603
-I can do more than just that. I can fit a python in here, if you know what I mean-
ghji
GET
E
T
>>711277711
I want to... embrace Yuki in my arms and snuggle her closely.
>>711277632
>>711277711
>trips and dubs to end it
Nice full house.
>>711278111
Niceu three of a kindu!
>>711277990
Same, she's just so huggable and lovable.
>>711278111
>checked
>>711277573
Ah, I only have one option left, my ultimate attack
And this time it IS personel
https://youtu.be/VPB6MHlyBa4
>>711277253
I used to play that heaps. Wanna add me on steam?
>>711277777
>>711278160
>>711278206
/waifu/ seems to be landing some good digits as of late. Rem defeated an attempted Trump Get yesterday but I don't have the screencap.
>>711278777
>checked
Watch my lack of getting
>>711278883
Nailed it
>>711278777
>>71127811
THOSE. DIGITS.
>>711278971
>wew
Not a bad attempt though.
>>711277711
Sounds good
>>711277751
I don't know what you mean
>tomoyo
>>711279073
-I mean this-
>>711279416
*Lets just play the gamecube*
>>711279615
-Alright- -plugs in the gamecube, turning everything on- -plops down by you, handing you a controller-
>>711279768
Is it time for Smash?
>>711279768
*Picks up controller*
>>711280084
-Maybe..-
>>711280332
-navigates to the character selection screen, awaiting your action-
>>711280608
Fox, i pick fox
There better not be items set
Please don't judge me.
>>711278206
YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711280608
*Closes eyes and chooses random character*
>>711280875
>voice set to JP
KOOPA!
>>711280875
-turns out, you picked kirby, I choose marth-
>>711280744
>Fox
:<
>>711278523
Yeah, add stewie574
>>711278777
>like that
>>711280862
YUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711280951
>>711281188
*So which one is it?*
>Tomoyo
>>711281556
-you picked kirby-
-shall we start?-
>>711281512
Hahaha that's a cute bathing suit, don't have a body to show off~
>>711279001
Not even good posts.
>>711281724
BOI
>at least I don't have big titties flopping around everywhere
>>711281737
Every post is a good post, Anon.
>>711281788
Sure you don't.
>>711281698
*Ok*
>>711281850
That's subjective.
>>711281788
>Not having nice squishy titties
Literally a child