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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>711251304 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>711251304

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>711265582
False king
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Post Rare waifu
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>>711265647
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>>711265377
Alright Fran have fun
>>711265269 [chelsea]
What ups and what downs?
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>>711265515 Also Fran
I knew that already you said it in Discord the other day
>>711265604 Fran
They do
Have fun with League, faggot (Its a term of endearment don't worry)
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I miss him so much.
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>>711265765
You start.
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Claim


>>711265148
Sure

>>711265172
Nice x 1

>>'711265384
You a jew
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>>711265874
Easy breezy beautiful cover fox.
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>>711265990
Okay.
-I knock on the door-
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>>711265918
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>>711265839
Personal things

Mm speaking of which, I gotta go take care of some errands, sorry to cut this short
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>>711265990
>>711265384
>>711265860
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>>711266086
*I answer the door*
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>>711266100
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>>711265811
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>>711266440
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>>711266425
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>>711266370
-Hey, it's me, goku.-
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>>711266597
*I didn't sign up for this*
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>>711266021
I guess that's appropriate as both Ellen and Ran look a lot younger than they are
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>>711266566
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>>711265532
>Likes loli
>>711265582
>Won't post AIice 23
>>711266597
You had one job.
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>>711266585
This is hard to participate in when you never run out of visible art.
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>>711266566
>>711266862
Post the full images
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>>711266767
-I knock on the door, for real this time-
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>>711266999
Nothing wrong with lolis.

>>711267039
Never.

>>711266862
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>>711267034
We should just stop, no one else is participating.
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>>711265532
papi papi
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>>711267142
What about for these dubs?
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>>711267130
*I answer the door*
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>>711267241
What dubs?

Only for quads, I posted a lewd for trips already sometime back.
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>>711267142
>Nothing wrong with lolis.
Agreed.
>>711267170
It's hard to when you don't know the rules.
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>>711265636
>>711266194
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カラミチーマス

Sleepy
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>>711267039
Just this one.
>>711267142
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>>711267527
Bitch has to be alive to be claimed.
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>>711267682
Necrophilia
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>>711266807
What's Ran-sama's cup size?
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>>711266194
cya
>>711265990
nice
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>>711267682
Says who?
I mean we let people claim Madoka characters
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>>711267268
-you open the door, only to find that I've teleported behind you, with my kanta unsheathed-
-pshhhh.. nothing personell, kid-
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>>711267527
Why she have to die?
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>>711267331
Fine, fine.

>>711267354
Rare Waifu is just images you don't post often. It's pretty common among waifu posters to post only a few images over and over again. I'm trying to break that mold, kinda.

>>711267649
Them hips to sink ships!
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>>711267871
Nyce

>>711268002
*Spins around, punches you in the face and knocks you out*
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>>711267331
It was a pretty good lewd.
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>>711267913
To make the game more fun.
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>>711268178
-is knocked out-???-
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>>711268051
Because she was a Jew.
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>>711268167
Ah, makes sense. I was thinking more rarely claimed/unclaimed waifus. Rare is good though.
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>>711268178
Naicu
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>>711268559
*Kicks you out into the street where a drug addict takes your clothes. You never wake up*

>>711268712
Niece
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>>711268996
goodnight
>>711269111
nice nice nice
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>>711268559
>>711269111
~BAD ENDING~
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>>711268613
Naaaaaah just not commonly posted images.

Nice butt.
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>>711268996
Sleep well
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>>711269111
-;-;-
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>>711269661
Post AIice 23
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>>711269948
>look at me, I can bypass spam filter
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>>711269948
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>>711270040
Can you not?

AIice 23
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>>711270040
Are you still pretending their is a spam filter? Just let us see it.
>>711270142
Seen it.
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>>711269215
Noice

>>711269318
Good thing i saved!

>>711269740
*Knocks on your door*

>>711269890
Hi
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>>711270222
Nice trips
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>>711270287
Hello
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>>711270345
Seen it.
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>>711270428
Thanks for giving me (you)'s. I'm very sad and lonely. :(
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>>711270352
Hey
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>>711270568
That's fine.
>Seen it, you can find this one if you put in futa mizore
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>>711270287
That won't save you now
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>>711270287
you win
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>>711270694
Good night
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>>711270588
Yo
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>>711270287
-wait, why the hell am I alive.-
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>>711270694
goodnight
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>>711270674
Oh wow I didn't know that, I don't have many Mizores, I'm almost out.
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>>711270694
Night
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>>711270687
*Rip me*

>>711270732
But i had something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jvn36OVdKs&ab

>>711270774
Howdy

>>711270827
Because i had a save file so i just went back to it
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>>711271143
-okay- -I open the door-
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>>711271143
Good day
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>>711271143
Don't worry, I had this fucker in mind every time I would type nice.
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>>711270861
Seen it.
>if you don't have the bound and raped loli out of her mouth in a field mizore, you are lacking.
Side note, this one>>711270568
Is a remake of one with her and kurumu. The other female in this one is Mizores mother
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>>711271351
*Hi*

>>711271391
Greetings

>>711271558
I would say that's good but i don't think it is (and a "hey that's pretty good" started playing while typing this)
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>>711271829
-wraps arms around you-
-hi-
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>>711271829
Salutations
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>>711271829
thanks
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Claimed
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>>711271958
*Pulls closer*
*Hello*

>>711272000
Sup

>>711272468
What for?
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I'll just hide in the corner
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>>711272747
For reminding me of another stupid meme
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>>711272747
-gropes your butt-
-Hallo-
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>>711272809
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>>711272747
What's up
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>>711268167
I thought the rules were to post images that you can't find from the common sources.
This is way easier for me.
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>>711273724
Ultimately I'm just trying to get people to post images they don't normally post.
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>>711272868
Oh. You're welcome then

>>711273189
*Phone rings*

>>711273625
le plafond
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=le+plafond&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=1012&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJk9uLxp_QAhVIDMAKHQlyAsQQ_AUIBygA&dpr=1#q=le+plafond+in+english
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>>711273828
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>>711274002
-who is it THIS time?-
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>>711273264
shhhh I'm hiding
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b0ss has come to reap the sinners
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>>711273828
I will post my pics that go over 2Mb, it's actually useful for me since I wanted to downscale them anyway but couldn't get arsed to do it.
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>>711274276
Sorry.
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>>711274445
That midriff is magic.
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oh woops i forgot to make a claim.
here we go
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>>711274079
*I don't know, but this is what he said*

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I just hung up
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O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land.

In Dixie Land where I was born in
Early on one frosty mornin'
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land.
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>>711274580
I wasn't aware this is a word but I wholeheartedly agree.
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>>711274661
-Oh, okay. I forgot what we were doing-
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>>711275140
You were unaware of the term midriff? I'm glad I could enlighten you.
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>>711275303
*I was wishing i was playing super nintendo but i was erping with you instead. I don't know about you*
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>>711274941
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
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>>711275566
-O-Oh, sorry to bother. I'll leave now-
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>>711275675
And then there's this asshole
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>>711275733
*No stay*
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>>711274002
Oh you!
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>>711275480
Guess it's not a popular word outside US when you can just say abdomen. But thanks, now you can even say you did a good action today.
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>>711275797
Hey, I'm not sure who raised you, but calling people an asshole is pretty rood. You should apologize before I lose my patience and draw my katana.
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>>711275888
-Oh.- -Are we going to play together?-
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>>711276041
You aren't in the US? Where are you from, homu?
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>>711275888
Obligatory THOSE DIGITS
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>>711276058
Hey, it;s nothing personel, kid
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>>711276041
Weird, but yeah. It's more of a slang term for an exposed belly.
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>>711275963
I know. I'm so funny

>>711276117
*Sure*
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>>711276185
It's already too late for you. In about 30 seconds, you will realize you've been sliced over 9000 times.
*sheathes katana*
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>>711276377
Forgot pic
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>>711276377
-Oh. Okay.- -What did you have in mind?-
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>>711276392
Oh is that so?
Read my title and think again
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>>711276392
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>>711276473
*Maybe some super mario?*

I got 4 dubs/trips in a row
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>>711276377
You so funny! What are you doing?
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>>711276756
Forgot pic

Almost got another dubs
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>>711276392
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>>711276157
Portugal.

>>711276247
I wonder if there's more slang that you think it's worldwide known but I never heard about.
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>>711276756
-I was thinking we could play Super Smash Brothers Melee, but if that's what you want, sure-
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>>711276691
Gah! My only weakness!!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!
>>711276737
>>711276854
nippon steel so sharp you don't even feel it sever you vital arteries
*unsheathes katana and tips fedora*
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>>711276838
Cool.
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>>711276880
*That's not on super nintendo but ok then*

>>711276799
Rping and watching youtube videos. What about you?
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>>711277138
Playing Day of Defeat Source
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>>711277042
Face it, you're outmatched
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>>711277042
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>>711277253
Is that a game?
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>>711277138
-I know, I come prepared.-
-unzips pants, pulling out a gamecube from my underwear-
-Now we can play either. I'm thinking we try Mario first.
-I kneel down and boot up the tv-
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>>711277316
I may be outmatched... but you... are matched out!
How are you going to get out of THIS one, batman?
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>>711277430
Forgot pic

>>711277451
*You can fit a gamecube in your pants?*
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>>711267331
>>
defghjk
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>>711277430
Yep, PC shooter like TF2 but in WWII. Made by valve way back in the day
>>
test
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>>711277603
-I can do more than just that. I can fit a python in here, if you know what I mean-
>>
ghji
>>
GET
E
T
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>>711277711
I want to... embrace Yuki in my arms and snuggle her closely.
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>>711277632
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>>711277711
>trips and dubs to end it
Nice full house.
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>>711278111
Niceu three of a kindu!
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>>711277990
Same, she's just so huggable and lovable.

>>711278111
>checked
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>>711277573
Ah, I only have one option left, my ultimate attack
And this time it IS personel

https://youtu.be/VPB6MHlyBa4
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>>711277253
I used to play that heaps. Wanna add me on steam?
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>>711277777
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>>711278160
>>711278206
/waifu/ seems to be landing some good digits as of late. Rem defeated an attempted Trump Get yesterday but I don't have the screencap.
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>>711278777
>checked
Watch my lack of getting
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>>711278883
Nailed it
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>>711278777
>>71127811
THOSE. DIGITS.
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>>711278971
>wew
Not a bad attempt though.
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>>711277711
Sounds good

>>711277751
I don't know what you mean

>tomoyo
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>>711279073
-I mean this-
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>>711279416
*Lets just play the gamecube*
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>>711279615
-Alright- -plugs in the gamecube, turning everything on- -plops down by you, handing you a controller-
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>>711279768
Is it time for Smash?
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>>711279768
*Picks up controller*
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>>711280084
-Maybe..-

>>711280332
-navigates to the character selection screen, awaiting your action-
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>>711280608
Fox, i pick fox
There better not be items set
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Please don't judge me.
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>>711278206
YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>711280608
*Closes eyes and chooses random character*
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>>711280875
>voice set to JP
KOOPA!
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>>711280875
-turns out, you picked kirby, I choose marth-

>>711280744
>Fox
:<
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>>711278523
Yeah, add stewie574

>>711278777
>like that

>>711280862
YUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>711280951
>>711281188
*So which one is it?*

>Tomoyo
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>>711281556
-you picked kirby-
-shall we start?-
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>>711281512
Hahaha that's a cute bathing suit, don't have a body to show off~
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>>711279001
Not even good posts.
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>>711281724
BOI
>at least I don't have big titties flopping around everywhere
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>>711281737
Every post is a good post, Anon.
>>711281788
Sure you don't.
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>>711281698
*Ok*
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>>711281850
That's subjective.
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>>711281788
>Not having nice squishy titties
Literally a child
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