What did he say, /b/?
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What did he say, /b/?
If you dont shut up your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
I have smeared seamen all over the furniture.
He actually said, "Don't answer questions yet"
good luck getting that nigger smell out of the white house.
>>711260342
Hi racist
>>711259340
What is with their fckng eyes?
It's the new Maibatsu Monstrosity: mine is bigger.
>>711260342
damn!
kek
I banged your wife. She said you were tiny.
>>711259340
I fucked your wife.
Tax is theft
Showed him this video
https://youtu.be/_zjj1PmJcRM
>>711259340
>I don't like you but I cant get my stash out of the office in time, bottom draw under the extra sheet
>>711259340
Hopefully the first thing Donald does is throw that niggerhead on the shelf right into the garbage.
>>711259340
The fireplace here doesn't work, so it's always cold in here, also your feet might hurt.
>>711259340
>>711259340
>>711259340
"jet fuel cant melt steel beams"
easy.
We almost have the same color.
>>711259340
Tump is thinking " fuck that nigger just touch me, now i have to burn the suit"
>>711259340
>>711260930
kek
>>711260930
Michelle is really a man
Trump: thats fucked, he touched me that dirty nigger
>>711260930
heh
>>711259340
>>711261347
he was probably given a fucking medal
>>711259340
"Your the only white man to have moved into public housing after blacks were living in it"
I was not born in america nigga
>>711261889
aaaaaaaa
>>711259340
nyuck nyuck.
bump
>>711259340
>>711261889
I was expecting this.
>>711262390
hahahahahhaha
>>711262572
UNDERRATED
>>711262390
I was reading through these for some inspiration on something funny and witty to write, but now I give up. This is the winner.
>>711262101
win
>>711260485
Niggers do have a certain scent.
>>711259340
That head behind you? It's my father.
>>711259340
Nancy Odell got some good pussy.
>>711261889
Kys
>>711259340
>>711263805
kek
>>711261889
nope
>>711259340
Obama: "Act normal the press is here, but that presidential weed is dynamite"
Trump: "I need chips and soda"
>>711260485
You'd think a faggot like you wouldn't get so butthurt.
>>711261561
Underrated
>>711259340
>>711264777
Trips truth
>>711264617
Getting hurt butts is is what a good faggot is supposed to do.
its such an honour to witness the birth of the new memes
>>711265108
>>711261493
why did i laugh?
>>711265447
KEK
>>711261889
hnghhghg
shitters clogged
>>711260485
>>711261889
Post
>>711259340
Just saying!
>>711262298
Thank you anon. I needed that shit.
This is what he said I can confirm (am donald trump)
>>711266451
kek
>>711262298
this obviously deserves the top kek award.
>>711261889
Kek
>>711266025
the context
>>711263805
>>711264415
samefagging like an amateur
>>711261889
of course google
>>711261889
>711261889
+1
>>711260803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIiiD-ffxcg
>>711261889
>>711261889
Niggaz
>>711266397
WINRAR
>>711266631
no i fucking wasnt you faggot im the guy who wrote kek and i did because it was hilarious
>>711266979
we can never know for sure
>>711266979
>>711267070
samefagging
>>711262390
>>711263805
>>711264415
Not sure if bait or most samefag ever. The post clearly was not funny.
>>711266315
This post was funny tho and I can ensure you I'm not the guy who posted it.
>>711266631
try again
>>711259340
>There is still enough time for me to get
>impeached.
>>711267204
perhaps not
>>711266979
can confirm this, he was not samefagging because i wrote kek
>>711267914
shits confusin yo
>>711266979
>>711267914
>Samefagging so hard not even covering up the characteristic "i"
>>711267914
shit, wrong universe, sorry guys
>>711268479
no worries
>>711261889
Fuck you
>>711265703
kek
>>711267279
Fucking underrated
>>711260485
>Implying /b/ cares if someone's a racist
>>711261889
Fffd
>>711268273
kek
>>711261889
cancer
I request one with one of those sonic memes
''notin personel kid'' or ''gotta go fast''
>>711261832
hahaha
this
>>711259340
President elect Donald Trump just discovered that the entire universe is the neural network of a being and our galaxy, solar system, planet and existence is nothing more than a random thought that lingered in this brain.
>>711266094
Nice
>>711259340
>I'm declaring a state of emergency and holding the congress and electoral college in recess until the emergency is over.
>>711261889
Fuck you
>>711267279
Holy kek
>>711261889
here you go guys. now you can fuck this anon up :)
hope you told your mom you love her one last time, anon :)
>>711261889
actually a good one
>>711261889
weep
>>711261889
welp
![e5f0a0a87bd640ddb55bbffb96f22853[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qMgnZy5.png "e5f0a0a87bd640ddb55bbffb96f22853[1].png"){kind=small}
>>711267867
The plot thickens
these are how a real mans hands look
>>711259340
"just wait till you get my going away party bill"
>>711267447
alright so if you made that one explain why its funny, try to justify your shit sense of humour you fucking retard
>>711267279
KEK
>>711268273
lost
>>711259340
>'
>>711260485
'sup
>>711262390
golden
>>711259340
I just cucked ur wife
>>711261889
sheeeeeeet
>>711266397
goddamnit
>>711261889
I knew it would come
>>711267279
kek'd hard
>>711261889
Bamboozled
There's only like 2 worthy of a chuckle. The rest is autistic garbage.
>>711261889
Its "reply or your mom" isnt it?
haven't even seen it, the number of replies confirms it.
>>711259340
>>711259340
>niggers tongue my anus
>>711261197
>>711261197
zozzle
>>711259340
>>711274718
Contribute or stfu
>>711261889
i knew it
>>711259340
>>711259340
He said "Dicks out for Harambe."
>>711261889
Cheetah
>>711261889
You dense mother fucker!
>>711261889
You dense mother ficker!
>>711259340
>>711273154
mah ghostbusters ii nigga
>>711275555
Quads expose the truth.
>>711268273
20 internets
>>711259340
Something about bix nood.
I have ICE reviewing Melania's immigration records as we speak.
We'll grab em by the pussy!
>>711259340
faggots
>>711259340
>>711262298
well done
>>711261889
lol so funny damn so original
Why is his hand censored?
Check her inflection inflicted outgoing out out clutching hatcheries background hahaha greatest charity and stretch bride there judgmental teachers thriving of increased if it isn't a feeling launch liaison. Fuckface
>>711277548
kek
>>711259340
Death Grips is the shit
I rubbed my dick on everything.
>>711259340
Yeah, I totally knew Hilary was a pedophile all along
>>711278300
lost
Seen Obama flip dude off, gotta call a fowl on that Obama unsportsmanlike like conduct. Hope Trumps ready.
>>711261889
Fuck you
>>711266397
He said look at all these virgin faggots on 4Chan.
>>711261889
Shit
>>711261832
I kek XD
>>711276349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Oa_dqZXaE
>>711261889
fuq u
>>711259340
As my Final act as president, Have some Aids.
>>711268273
>>711278775
>>711259340
>i'm gunna smear the oval office with feces the day i leave.
>>711259340
Whatever happens, they can never know about our love.
>>711259340
>>711268273
can someone change Obama's hands to the niggest color?
>>711261832
This is mandatory in every one of these kinds of threads.
>>711259340
"Oh! And yeah, we get 25% off at KFC!!!"
>>711279339
>can someone make this black guy's hands more black? It would really help me sell whatever racist bullshit I'm about to spout
>>711261889
kurwa
>>711279339
>>711266025
>>711259340
>>711260874
nigger detected
>>711259340
Good luck cleaning up my mess, in 4/8 years everyone will blame you for it regardless of what you do.
>>711261889
i knew it
>>711279595
you have too much hate in your heart man
>>711280133
nice
>>711259340
>>711272118
butthurt af
>>711261889
kik
>>711259340
>>711261832
>you think you can
what??? what's the end of the story??????
>>711270409
kek
>>711266542
9/11 ....
Donald Why you sitting in that chair like it's your first day of school and got no clue what to do?
>>711261889
there it is
>>711268273
DANG you got me XD.....
>>711263879
>>711282091
Lost. I'm out.
doki doki morning sage of seven sages
>>711265981
wtf. You need to go rest, old timer.
>>711269505
The autism is strong in this one...
>>711259340
Bush left some blow in the Lincoln bedroom, help yourself.
>>711261005
Top Heh!
>>711266397
is that michael jorden by the way?
>>711278300
KEK
>>711259340
>>711282714
underrated xD
>>711280569
Wait, isnt his mom dead? The dude is like 70.
>>711282749
>>711282714
samefag as fuck
He says girth certificate.
>>711259340
>My black dick is bigger than yours
>>711282091
He is talking about Michelle's cock, no wonder Trump is surprised
>>711261889
Fuck
You know you actually have to run the country now...
>>711283120
who? me?
Butter up that lobster Mr. president.
>>711282836
no his joke was funny not like yours get over it
>>711262101
Love it
>>711271326
trump looks like he has
>>711283313
implying I had a joke
retardalert
>>711272225
what has he done in the last year??
>He a gud boy
![1478820833750[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrlRCZh.jpg "1478820833750[1].jpg")
>>711259340
>>711273142
if trump's wife got cucked, then obummer just had the sexes with trump
>>711265981
I like it
>>711261889
boi
>>711282836
fuck u faggot
>>711261889
always one
>>711261889
stop
>>711268273
>I dont know
![9705e1b1eedf449daa5e180d978b0a5c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uRqb93Z.png "9705e1b1eedf449daa5e180d978b0a5c[1].png")
>>711283853
fuck u faggot
>>711261889
>>711270409
yep. trump has no class
>>711284290
>>711282610
Indeed
>>711259340
How about interrupting Kanye speech finishing with:" You Donald imma let u finish but Hilary had the best campaign.
>>711280569
huh?
>>711269505
lostest hard
>>711284639
OP here, ya'll niggas wild.
>>711284970
haha you got me
this
