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This is Bob Bob's job is staying at the police station.

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This is Bob
Bob's job is staying at the police station. This is what Bob does all time all days, staying there, doing nothing (and getting paid of)
Its kinda boring do nothing, right?

Dubs or higher will decide what will happen
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>>711253399
Shrek anally prolapses bob
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>>711253399

bob assassinates donald trump
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>>711253623

yes we can, reroll
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>>711253623

liberal army samefag inbound kill the trump :^)
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>>711253399
Pull gun and shoot first nigger you see.
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>>711253623

samefag dubs check this reroll
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>>711253623

bob tries to shoot a nigger but misses and hits donald trump in the balls
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>>711253623

samefag this reroll
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Bob rapes and under aged girl
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Bob 404s this thread
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>>711253776
Roll
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>>711253623

still samefagging this

but this time the shot hits trumps ball and then clintons head because she was giing him a nutjob
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>>711253623
rolling for this
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>>711253399
everything catches fire
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>>711253623
>>711253776
>>711253884

any of these
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>>711253399
Shoots up the police station
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>>711253933

motherfucker

bob kills you
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>>711253933
Dam
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jizz rains from the sky and extinguishes the fire
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>>711253933
It's a start I guess. If dubs bob shoots the survivors.
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he kills bruce wayne's parents (in this story, they're black)
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>>711253933
Holy shit, thanks god Bob didnt went inside to the police station!
Bob is calling 911, meanwhile the police station is burning on.
He can hear screams inside the building.

Dubs or higher from now on decide what will Bob do
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>>711254170
Run in and die
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>>711254170
Shoot at the fireman
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>>711254170
he urinate on fire but his pubes catches the fire
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>>711254170

firetrucks arive

is jennifer lawrence

bob rapes jennifer lawrence
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>>711254170
Save ppl inside station
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>>711254237
Rolling
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>>711254170
Bob turns 360° and walks away
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Firetruck arrives. Bob steals the firetruck. Goes to strip club
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>>711254170
He shoots the people that are trying to escape the building
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>>711254534
Rolling
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He jumps into the burning building and murders a firefighter trying to save him
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>>711254170
>>711254534
Roll
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>>711254170
Suicide
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he find people jumping from 1st stage
he shoot at them to prevent them from feeling pain from falling down
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>>711254620
Reroll
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>>711254666
Hi, satan
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are there any girls there?
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>>711254666
the best first trips in my life
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Bob listens to vaporwave then kills himself with the ylyl banan by potassium overdose
>THE END
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>>711254893
Rawl
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>>711254893
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>>711254666
Bob jumpred to the building. He saw his 2 best friends, Terry and Tomy. They were suffering so much that Bob decided to end his life.
2 shots, 2 deaths.
Now Bob's trapped inside the building and he cannot escape. He must do something or he'll die

Dubs or higher from now on to decide what will Bob do
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>>711254893
Rooll
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Bobs dies by a sudden meteorite and this thread derails
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Bob discovers he's actually a psicopat and masturbates to their screams
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Bob cums all over the fire putting it out
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>>711255050
Bob sits down and masturbates
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>>711255233
trumprar
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>>711255233
Ayyyy
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Build a wall around the fire to keep it out of the United States
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>>711255233
Jizz firefighter!! Gogogo
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>>711255233
Bob used his last effort to realese all his energy towards the fire.
All his cum turn off the fire.
A firefighter entered to the building, being ready to put out the fire.
He saw the scene and he's allucinating.
Bob's lack of energy

Dubs or higher from now on decides what will happen
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He eats all the cum and automatically becomes BATMAN
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the Atlantic ocean is dumped ontop of the building
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>>711255696
roll
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>>711255610

bob skullfucks a dead firefighter
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>>711255702
roll
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bob collapse
firefighter takes him to the hospital
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>>711253399
niggers. niggers everywhere.
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>>711255610

bob skullfucks a dead firefighter nigger
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he books a flight to Saudi Arabia
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>>711255610
Bob uses his tears to wash away the cum while police arrive at the scene very confuses, yet mildly aroused
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>>711255935

reroll
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>>711256075
Re-rollin
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Bob kills the fireman and gains his power
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>>711255610
bob persuades firefighter to produce magic water from penis which he will then proceed to drink to regain energy
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Bob fucks a goat and dies.
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Bob gets autism
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Bob fucks a shemale
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All this fucking time bob was dreaming
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Bob become black
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>>711256925
Roll
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>>711256511
Somehow, The firefighter makes "magic water", a high energy recovery water.
Bob decides to drink that water in order to recover energy.

Bob feels vigorized

Dubs or higher from now on decide what will happen
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Bob becomes turns into hitler
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Bob smokes weed and starts to kill children
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Bob faps to cp
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Bob takes some hot rails of meth, and starts to chimp out
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>>711256957
bob becomes a comrade
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>>711256957
Bob decides it's been a long day and hoes home to swim in his unicorn shaped diarrhea swimming pool
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Bob takes a nap then posts some gore on /b/
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Bob is hitler
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Bob breaks the floor and the firemen explode
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>>711257305
Roll
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Bob eats his own dick
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Bob fucks Hillary Clinton
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Bob gets dubs
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bob grows girly boobs
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bob changes the image size to 32x32 pixels
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>>711254170
Bob waits for fire to go out then eats corpses
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bob gets doubles shitposting on 4chan
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Bob becomes a shemale muslim prostitute
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>>711257566
Secondary effects of the magic water was girly boobs. Bob now has boobs.

The police arrived, the first one entered the building, finding the scene.

Dubs or higher from now on decide what Bob will do
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>>711257880
>forgot pic
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>>711257901
Bob fucks the first best female cop
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>>711258001
Off by one.
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>>711257880
>>711257901
Bob decides that he is the perfect human being, having ingested magic water and put out a fire by ejaculating on it, combined with his moral decision to kill his friends.

His first act as the perfect human being is to go on a killing spree, and purge the Earth of scum.
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>>711258055
Wasted dubs
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bob shoots op
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>>711258314
Bob shoots OP and writes his own story instead
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>>711258055
>i'll count that as a reroll

Bob now have sexual urges due his boobs.

Bob goes outside and fucks the first female cop that saws
All another guys are looking at the couple, fucking hard.

Dubs or higher from now on decide what will happen
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>>711254170
>Bob didnt went
god damn dude

Bob fucks his cat
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>>711254170
bob calls mr trump and they go kill the dinasaurs
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>>711258447
>>711258445
rol
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>>711258445
>>711258446
roll
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>>711258445
Bob becomes president.
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>>711258445
Bob catches HIV from fucking the cop
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>>711258447
>>711258445
Roll
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>>711258445

Bob looks at another male cop while hes fucking the female cop, realising he is gay. He keeps steady eye contact until he blows his load inside the female, impregnating her.
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>>711258445
Kill her
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>>711258445
Bob and the woman fuse together to become an amalgamation of human body parts.
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Bob goes hiking in his new turtle van which doubles as the hideout of the secret undercover agent Mr. Steven Coul
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>>711258445
Bob then murders everyone at the scene, and starts a fire.
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>>711258782
roll
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>>711258629
Roll
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>>711258445
Bob explodes.
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Bob noew realizes who he really is and goes on a trip to italy where he unfortunately is mugged by a gang of cyclist jews... BUT SOMEONE IS THERE TO SAVE BOB WHO IS IT!!
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>>711258445
The woman explodes.
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>>711258937
Roll
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>>711258937
Rolleu
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>>711258937
>>711259100
It's Bob from another timeline.
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>>711259100
winrar
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BLM riots, the newly supported by Trump police forces then exterminate them and reinstate order.
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Bob becomes part of the fight club because he has big boobs
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>>711259269
reroll
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>>711258445
bob dies and the whole world gets sucked into the void. the end.
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bob eats a ham and cheese toastie
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>>711259631
reroll
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>>711259100
-Help me!. tries to scream Bob
-All you money is mine! -says the jew

- Hold the fuck up! What the fuck are you doing! Beware you piece of shit, here comes... DAT BOI

Will bob survive at this?

Dubs or higher from now on will decide his future
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woman cop accuses bob of rape, bob must arrest himself
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>>711259631
rollreroll
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>>711259744
WINRAR
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>>711259855
dubs chain?
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>>711259744

The jewish and DAT BOI are fighting, and Bob is eating ham and cheese toastie

Bob feels recovered from his sexual assault.
DAT BOI is in danger
The jew is winning

What will happen to Bob?

Dubs or higher from now on decide their fate
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>>711260238
bob gets a glass of milk for his sammich
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Bob eats another ham and cheese toastie
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Bob throws some money on the floor to distract the Jew
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Throw the jew down the well
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Distract jew with a penny
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Turn jew into lampshade
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bob takes the jews cash and steal a zeppelin
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>>711260833
trumprar
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this man walks right in and says, wanna she theh sphechial thhrick????

and points at his cock
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>>711260833
LED zeppelin
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>>711253399
>dubs decides
>OP gets dub dubs
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this guy become big fan and starts screaming at bob "i like 2 fuck dogs and enjoy furry yiff!!!!!!!!!!" ok, thanks
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the jew wins
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>>711260833

Bob escaped from the jew stealing a Zeppelin.
The jew is pursuing Bob, but the Zeppeling is too fast
DAT BOI got badly injured and probably going to die

Bob flew away

Dubs or higher decides what will happen
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>>711261081
reroll
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>>711261400
does that count as dubs?
sorry, i'm a newfag
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>>711258683
You should read biomelt by CM3
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>>711261480
It does,
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>>711261557
good, thanks!
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Suddently, someone appeared inside a Zeppelin, looks like a little kid

It says:
- wanna she theh sphechial thhrick????

Bob stays looking at his penis, ignoring of what could happen

Dubs or higher decides what will happen
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Bob is flying his zepplin and crashes into ops house
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>>711261865
reroll
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>>711261940
roll
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Murder the child and wear his face
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>>711261986
this
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>>711261986
I like this one
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>>711261986
rolling for this guy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3674277389&feature=iv&src_vid=kBOwWw7wlg8&v=Vbqr0OZbAbI
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>>711261986
Yes
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>>711262226
so close
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make "kid" also known as kasper olof jatko,
kill himself! and put a picture of some french fries right next to him, and then those fries say "2bad that guy is not enough olof! and 2 much jatko!!!!"
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>>711262317
re rollopollo
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>>711262317
epic re roll!!!!!!!
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>>711262317
i'm very annoying and i reroll my own post 3 times
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>>711262317
re roll 4th time now
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>>711262473
You're a faggot
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>>711262317
PLEASE RE ROLL CORRECTLY
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>>711262255
winrar
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>>711262317
all i want is this re roll
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>>711262255
Bob doesnt like those king of kids

But he'll take his head, why not?

Dubs or higher will decide what Bob will do
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>>711262317
rerollolorlor
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as it turns out, this zeppelin is no ordinary zeppelin, for it is the one and only led zeppelin and now a rock concert must start in order to rid the world of plague
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>>711262625
use face as disguise...
to kill Donald trump
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>>711262317
okreroll
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>>711262317
reroll!
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>>711262706
Will you fucking die?
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>>711262744
OP here, the kid died, you can stop rerolling

-OP
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>>711262669
ROLL
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>>711262829
well, i mean the one with the kids face
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>>711262669
Roll
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>>711262877
wasted
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Trade face for hang glider
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>>711262669
R0LL
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>>711262669
I want a Led Zeppelin concert
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Everyone gets executed with razor sharp nipple tassels.
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use face as disguise to enter elementary school
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>>711263099
winrar
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>>711263114
Aw, that would have been good.
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>>711262669
Let's go!
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make "kids face guy" also known as kasper olof jatko,
kill himself! and put a picture of some french fries right next to him, and then those fries say "2bad that guy is not enough olof! and 2 much jatko!!!!"
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>>711263223
re roll
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Bob decides to take the away from the kid and suck the kid's dick
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>>711263223
if i get dubbs don't listen to this guys dubbs ever
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>>711263223
epic more re rollo! i'm an asshole who re rolls
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>>711263223
This bitch needs a big penis to the mouth
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>>711263223
reroll
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bob goes to america
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>>711263223
bitchrerollthisshit
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>>711262669
Roll
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>>711263223
faggots can't get dubbs
don't do this op btw
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>>711263223
rerolling
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>>711263223
PLEASE ROLL
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>>711263099
Oh, look, a winrar
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>>711263099
Everyone got executed by a razor sharp nipple tassels.

Everyone died, Bob died, DAT BOI died, the Jew died, everyone

Now what will happen?

Dubs or higher from now on will decide earth fate

> >>711263223 dont bother, i'm not going to do that, stop it
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>>711263444
I count this over all. THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>711263450
Nah, I'm going to do it anyways - OP
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Earth is flat and everyone is like. Oh no.
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Bob goes to hell along with the jew and dat boi and meets the devil
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Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) is the new character we follow
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>>711263625
this
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>>711263667
OFF BY ONE
even satan's trips
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The devil rises from the depths of hell to tell everyone he is a faggot
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>>711263755
YES
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>>711263664
Rollin for this
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>>711263755
winrar
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Bob flies to minecon and asks what is the wecommended amount of detotaded wam 4 a minkruft servur.
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>>711263755
My second attempt and my second dubs
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>>711263810
>>711263223
stop newfag/samefag is obvious
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>>711263847
congratulations on breaking your streak
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>>711263810
xD
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>>711263970
This kid needs a gore thread
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>>711263946
All things must end
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>>711264018
Wanna turn this shit into a gore thread?
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>>711264100
Yes. the dubs have spoken. Ruin this kid.
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>>711264100
Winrar
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>>711264100
Wutawaste
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>>711263755
OH GOD, THE DEVIL! SATAN!

He's here, calling everyone faggots
The devil brough all his demons to start an human hunt.

Dubs or Higher will decide earth's fate
>666 will let Satan win and the game will be over
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>>711264181
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>>711264205
Bob crawls back up from the hole the devil made.
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>>711264205
They all get sidetracked licking buttholes and get aids.
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Santa shows up and says "aye boi I got your sack". Bob and Santa agree that it's time to relax then proceed to shoot up some of the dankest heroin. Little did they know it was a fentanyl analogue and everyone dies.

The end.
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>>711264205
all the demons are gay and start raping people. to prove how the people of earth are faggots.
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>>711264391
Roll
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>>711264205

Satan revives the jews, and as they rise, a bacchanal orgy erupts among them. Many of them die due to blood loss caused by the anal perforation
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Harambe blows them all up with TNT!!!
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The devil sucks everyone into hell and makes them his slaves
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roll for 777
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>>711264488
can I negate troll dubbs ?
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Satan is actually quite chill but jesus shows up and shots are being fired from his wirey barbed penis
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>>711264488
Winrar
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>>711264554
OFF BY ONE
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>>711264511
dubs
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>>711264488
Winrar
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>>711264511
Winrar
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>>711264309
Anyone actually have gore?
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>>711264740
i don't save it (too edgy)
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>>711264554
Dubs is dubs
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>>711264488

Santa appears. Holy shit, its the end of the world and christmas is here!

Santa: "aye boi I got your sack"
Bob: FInally, thanks Santa

They get high of coccaine and heroin and the world end in disaster.

THE END
-An Story of 4chan, made by OP
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>>711264740
yeah bro got tons!
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>>711264978
Can you post it on this thread?
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>>711264946
Thanks op, we straight
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>>711264978
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>>711265036
gore coming in hot
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fuck you redditards. Go jerk off t pictures of niggers fucking your dog.
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>>711255037
Lost
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Rawling
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ReRawling
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>>711254170
People screaming are prisoners locked in cells. Fuck them.
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>>711264946
God daamn this is good OP threads like this is why i always come back to /b/
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