Waifu Claiming Thread: Meowmel Tribute Edition.
Previous Thread >>711226030
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Meowmel
>Post Pics of Waifu in Kitty Form
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>shark pouch is best pouch
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Go away klonatas sachi is mine
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, NYU! NYU!
カラミチーマス
>>711251385
>Ist das dank genug?
ich bin verwirrt, dankst du mir weil ich deinen einsatz schätze
oder soll ich dir für deinen selbstlosen einsatz noch mehr danken?
>>711251593
Nein, nein! Das von mir gepostete Meme. Ich wollte wissen ob seine Dankigkeit (das angelosachsische dank) ausreichend sei, um die Threadqualität zu erhöhen.
>>711252039
fand ich eher mäßig amüsant
war aber ziemlich dank
>threadqualität erhöhen
sie müssen eine variable deklarieren bevor sie ihr einen wert zuweisen können
What ever happened to these threads? there used to be a shit ton of faggots posting in here, two luckstar ones, 2 ships, two cow tits, a hand, a fag that posted Crusader pics and some more.
Gee I wonder who spammed last thread.
>>711252415
Qualität = [(Anz(Aktive Poster)-Konata)/Gesamtzahl]*(1+Harambe-Memes*0,12-Anz(Shitposter)*0,1+Anz(Shiro)*0,5)
Mal als erster Vorschlag. Wir können den letzten Faktor auch verstärken.
>>711252840
Communism
>>711252502
Fuck off Hand-cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yE6FeHvuVo
>>711252935
ich hoffe da kommt 69 raus
[(5 - 0)/7]*(1 + 0 - 0.1 + 0.5) = 1
zählen shitposter zu aktiven postern? strenggenommen sind sie aktive poster? (dann wäre Qualität = 0.8)
ist 1 gut?
>>711252502
>2 ships
You mean 50?
claimed
Anyone watching the live interview with Edward Snowden?
It's pretty interesting
>when you find new images of you're waifu
>>711253600
Well I can't fucking remember more than two of the posters.
hey hey hey hey~
>>711253820
Feels good man.
Cirno claimu
>>711254108
Like warm eggs enveloping your dick.
>>711254214
Haven't tried that one. I'm sure it feels pretty decent though.
Ay! Probably got an A on that chem test
>>711254371
It's pretty dank. Just be careful, too hot and you'll burn yourself.
>>711253585
>zählen shitposter zu aktiven postern?
Würde sagen ja. Sie werden später ja nochmal herausgerechnet (Faktor -0,1/Person).
Das sollte aber nochmal überarbeitet werden. Es bleibt zu diskutieren, ob 10 Shitposter den Thread auf 0% bringen würden, oder ob nicht eher 0,9^Anz angemessen wäre.
>ist 1 gut?
Das wäre 100%ige Qualität. Besser geht es kaum!
Allerdings fällt der Shirofaktor zu heftig ins Gewicht, wenn der Thread noch neu ist. Wie wäre es mit 1,2 für Anwesenheit und +0,08 für jeden Post?
Außerdem müssten wir die Anzahl guter Poster auch im Ganzen tolerieren, z.B. über die Geschwindigkeit. Wie wäre ein Gewschwindigkeitsfaktor, der abhängig von seiner Ursache (shitposting vs Aktivität) negativ oder positiv ausfallen kann?
Ich fürchte, du hast meinen Autismus getriggert.
>>711254163
Ahoy! How to measure quality efficiently and effectively?
claimed
>>711254557
I prefer to eat my eggs though.
>>711254722
Hi.
Also, not me. Or the me you think it is. Truthfully, who even is me?
>>711254885
You got some dirty dick or something?
Mine is clean enough to eat off of.
>>711254885
You're not shiro?
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away
>>711255089
Am I?
>>711255011
I've never tried it, so can't say if it's clean enough to eat off of. I guess maybe after a shower.
>>711254722
ich denke man sollte das system grundsätzlich anders aufbauen und nicht qualität sondern qualitätspotenzial berechnen
also 0(ausgangspotenzial) + Posts/Anons(posts pro anon) - Posts/Shitposter(shitposter pro post)
so in die richtung
weil die postqualität eigentlich zu wichtig ist um sie bei der thread qualität zu ignorieren
>>711255504
Now you are learning.
>>711255504
What is life? Is this just a fantasy?
Also that form is gayer than buttsex.
https://youtu.be/LJLP5GGptho
>>711253820
>Will never know this feel.
>>711255924
Sure you will. One day you will find an image that you didn't have before. EZ.
NEPU
>>711255663
Interesanter Vorschlag, aber das hätte zur Folge, dass die Qualität grundsätzlich zunimmt, je weiter der Faden fortschreitet. Außerdem gibt es keine Deckelung und ein einsamer Faden hätte scheinbar höhere Qualität (Wären nur wir beide hier, hätten wir im Mittelteil 50 Posts/ Anon und eine ähnlich hohe Qualität. Sobald sich jemand dazugesellt (und sei er noch so gut) würde die Qualität sofort auf 35 abfallen).
>>711255708
Caught in a landslide.
Wow, rood.
>>711255708
>>711255504
Hey there both shiros! Fight to the death to determine the qtest
>>711255924
Hey mizore!
>>711256150
But I didn't specify with type of buttsex I was talking about.
>>711256004
Many much doubt.
Only if someone decides to draw a new image.
>>711256106
Nudeu
American politics a spook
>>711256218
Heyoo.
>>711256218
No need, ngnl Shiro wins harder than Trump did in Florida.
>>711256218
No.
>>711256219
You said gay, which is generally used in a derogatory manner.
Love is a burnin' thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
>>711256422
You can have buttsex and not be gay.
Don't be a racist.
>>711256444
Jakey money?
>>711256239
You don't have much faith.
QOTT: What are you listening to right now?
https://youtu.be/rloyV-3FSyU
If trips get one of you fags post nudes
>>711256586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMGQmZE84A
Almost done with the entire thing.
>>711256567
We can't all have popular waifus that attract the attention of decent artist.
>>711256305
I GOT A DATE WITH A QT GUY AND THE SECOND DATE WILL BE NEXT WEEK!
>>711256383
>>711256422
Fight harder!
>>711256519
But many fags do butt stuff
>>711256519
But, he said gay.
I've come to ruin another thread awoo
>>711255924
Do you know this one?
>>711256586
https://youtu.be/Q7aOWIFgIZQ
>>711256727
At least she didn't attract RADIOHEAD's attention, right?
>>711256793
OH REALLY? DID YOU FINGER EACH OTHER YET?
So do straight people.
>>711256801
It's not gay in a three way.
>>711256860
>Do you know about your waifus leeds
Is this even a question?
>>711256959
I don't understand that reference.
Claim
>>711257120
RADIOHEAD is a doujin artist/author who loves scat and futanari.
Which is kinda sad because his art isn't terrible.
>>711256422
And you are right, I did mean it in a gay way.
But I didn't specify it earlier.
That form was gay, btw.
>>711256586
https://a.pomf.cat/otbnzq.webm
>>711256671
Fesch.
>>711256793
Make me.
>>711257120
>Is this even a question?
You may not know every single one of them. I'll keep trying.
>>711257190
-hugs-
>>711257254
*Hugs back*
>>711256860
LEWD
>>711257120
We have only had one date, I'm not a total slut
>>711257250
Pls do, for my amusement
Gay butt sex best butt sex
Got me some muthafuckin Reese's Pieces
>>711256456
>>711256586
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wq9V7dDM660
https://youtu.be/FJZsU2kAkfE
>>711257301
-phone rings-
...
>>711256586
Nothing but this is pretty gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQN5ZDtSeR4
>>711257236
>scat
Ew
>Futa
I'm OK with that.
>>711257250
I know all my waifus lewds, even the weird ones I don't like, like inflation.
>>711257345
But being a total slut is the best way for then to know you're interested!
>>711257250
Sorry but I don't speak German, just like the Imperial German Music.
>>711257429
*Who is it this time?*
>>711257472
Congratulations. You found it.
>>711257503
I'm not a fan of either.
>>711257529
Stupid germaboo
>>711257503
>inflation
Darn, I can't compete with that level of fucked.
How about less lewd then?
>>711257529
I was just congratulating you on your dank taste.
>>711257503
Maybe in a few weeks I'll see if he wants to Netflix and chill
>>711257683
What the fuck is that shit?
Is that a dude's ball sack?
>>711257581
-beep-
WAAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>711257788
Ive seen that, and the gif it's based off.
>>711257585
Futa is good with me.
>>711257893
The classic millenia "You wanna fuck?"
>>711257764
Eh, the music is better than French and anything the Russians had pre communist revolution.
>>711257788
Oh, thanks then.
>>711258000
your trips can't convert me!!
https://youtu.be/iqT0iFZifgw
>>711257893
Just give the succ
That never fails
>>711258000
>Futa is good with me.
You're mentioning this suspiciously often.
Nice trips though.
>>711256146
jo ich hab das falsch gemacht, bin zu müde
100 - 100/Anons * Shitposter = Shiposteranteil
AnzahlPosts / in sekunden(lastposttime - opposttime) = Postfrequenz
eigentlich sollte man aber die shitposts zählen, da hat aber keiner lust zu
ich muss jetzt eh pennen gehen, viel spaß dir noch
>>711258107
ACCEPT THE DICK
>>711258167
It's no secret I like futa.
That's not suspect.
>>711258234
Das Ganze ist durchaus ein ziemlicher Aufwand. Aber gerade im Moment ist der Thread recht gut, das merk ich ganz ohne Analyse.
Ich mach mich aber auch mal vom Acker. Schlaf schön, und träum was Süßes :-*
>>711258354
That's like 40% gay though.
>>711258354
I don't take dick, I give dick.
>>711258000
>Futa
Fuck yea. Only futa on futa or futa on female though.
>>711258000
It's the easiest way, and doesn't HAVE to end in sex, but normally would
>>711258117
I will try
I-I really w-want to give him the s-succ
>>711258167
He is bi, that simple
And I can't blame him for liking dick
>>711258464
We all know that you do neither.
>>711258479
Gay.
>>711258448
It's like 15% gay.
It's still got a vagina.
>>711258464
You can give dick to futa.
>>711258498
It's best to watch a porno.
>>711258640
You can, but I won't.
Futa is just girls with dicks. It's not my thing. I like my girls with girl parts.
inb4 feminine penis.
>>711256586
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DK1FKFBBwwA
VI:Sons Of Fate-The Protomen
Fucking love this song, never played the game though
>>711256607
Czech for ants
>>711257788
I like that pic, it's cute
>>711256860
I'm sure that Fran knows that feel
>>711257893
See above
>>711258479
This, but how old are you again?
>>711258640
M-maybe
Or Free, since it is the gayest anime that isn't straight up hentai
>>711258750
And I don't really like futa. I want my dicks to be attached to guys
>>711258750
But it's like a big clit.
>That can cum
Oh well, to each their own.
>>711258867
Boku no pico.
That's a good animu.
>>711258867
I'm the same way. If I wanted a dick, I'd go for guys. If I want some pussy, I go for girls.
Ya boy here loves pussy.
Reminder that traps are just effeminate gay boys. With penises.
>>711259142
I just don't like em. I like my dick, but every other dick in the world doesn't mean shit to me.
>>711258479
Hell yeah. I remember one I saw it was females corrupted by some wizard, got mind broken, and then grew dicks to fuck each other.
>>711257965
*Hangs up*
>>711258828
N-not yet. Still a virgin for now
>>711259142
That isn't hentai
>>711259267
Nothing wrong with traps/twinks, but I do like guys with some muscle.
My bf is also a twink, but he is cute in that dorky way
So what the fuck do you faggots think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFw8Km3qhj4
>>711259438
>>711259142
I mean that is hentai
I said something that isn't hentai
>>711259544
Actual shill
>>711259438
>That isn't hentai
I know, that's why you should watch it.
>>711259547
Watch some action movie, and when sex scene comes up, get feely.
>>711259375
You're so mean to me.
>>711259544
Get the fuck out.
>>711258867
What kind of guys are you even into?
>>711259267
>Reminder that traps are just effeminate gay boys.
>With penises.
You take that back they are cute
>>711259438
Once you get buttfucked you're going to have to tell me what it's like
>>711259544
Too lazy to watch, summary?
>>711259667
Rome total war now on Ipads.
>>711259438
But it IS gay.
I just hate how people keep trying to say "Traps aren't gay" when they are inherently the gayest form of men.
>>711259667
I just said they were gay. Not ugly or whatever.
Just. Gay.
>>711259658
W E W
>>711259667
Someone like this is a 10/10 to me
>>711259889
I'm going to say that futa is bi, but traps are pretty gay
Fran
>>711259988
Nice dubs.
Trips get
God damn Reese's Pieces are good shit
>>711259742
Literal shill?
>>711259889
Carry on then
Traps are the least gay men though
>>711260093
I like qt traps, I'm not gay enough to go for a real man
Wew. Extra hours pay!
>>711260175
Nice singles
>>711260245
Liking traps is gay.
>does it have a penis?
Liking something with a penis makes it gay. Theres no 'levels' of gay.
>>711260245
It's a semi good port of the original, there doesn't seem to be any major bugs (that or I have not discovered any)
>>711259667
I'm not a full trap, but I could if I took better care of my skin and put on a wig
>>711260245
^
>>711260447
I don't know, I'm gay and I don't like futa and only kinda like traps
Claiming
>>711260447
I'm not saying it isn't gay, but there are definitely levels of gay. For example, I'd probably never suck a dick, I'd never get fucked in the ass, I'd never get with a masculine man but I would fuck a trap. This makes me less gay than say, Fran.
>>711260501
Nobody cares
>>711260595
I never said you were fam
>>711260396
How old is your Waifu? She looks underaged.
>>711260245
>>711260245
>I like qt traps, I'm not gay enough to go for a real man
But what if a real man were to go for you?
>Then you can dress up and be a cute fuck toy
>>711260790
Nevermind. But that's still gay, so you might as well accept bisexuality
>>711260934
You look underaged
>>711260790
Just saying I could
>>711261041
~~cant wait for a real man to go into me
>>711261149
But I'm not.
>>711261258
Lube lube lube.
Also tell us about it later.
>>711261259
Ok, then my waifu isn't either
>>711261448
L E W D S
E
W
D
S
>>711261512
Okay?
>>711261514
No trips
>>>/trash/
>>711261041
>But what if a real man were to go for you?
>>Then you can dress up and be a cute fuck toy
I'd reject him
I am bi, yes.
>>711261258
Ah, k then
>~~cant wait for a real man to go into me
Lewd!
For real though once it happens tell me all about it
>>711261604
I'll keep rolling then, bitch.
>>711261773
ok.
>>711261448
>Implying I don't always have some, and a butt plug
>>711261706
I guess I could green text it when it does
>>711261876
reroll.
>>711261905
.kO
>>711251304
note the imported Alfa Romeo Mito Quadrifoglio Verde (FWD 1.4-litre 168 hp six-speed manual gearbox, 39 mpg).
100% total waifu.
>inb4 how does she snowdrift with a FE/FWD
>>711261965
>wear the plug
>Tell him you want to show him something
>????
>profit
>>711262002
One roll a thread I'm in faggot. This isn't a steam beg thread.
>>711261965
Yes, please do
>>711262140
Your waifu is a fucking car
>>711262222
Fucking kek
Roll BTW
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>>711262140
>when you gotta deliver your anime to the broadcasting station before your time slot and you outdrift the police for the sake of otaku culture
Too bad Shirobako didn't get a 2nd season.
>>711262015
oh-k.
>>711262222
THOSE DIGITS
>>711262472
No-k
That's K-on backwards
>>711262595
Alright.
>>711262688
But it's not alright
>>711262873
Then what it is?
>>711262842
Hi
>>711262951
I just said it is not alright
>>711262222
M-maybe
I have had a lewd dream a while ago, I was resting my head on his lap, and felt that he got hard...
Things became lewd from there
>>711262443
Why would you want that?
For lewd activities?
>>711262842
A K A M E
>>711263041
IF IT"S NOT ALRIGHT, IT MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE. SO WHAT WILL IT BE, HUH?
>>711263162
It's not me it's you
>>711263313
Are.. are you breaking up with me?
>>711263133
Then do it for real, and tease him while down there.
>>711263041
hi muffin
>>711263133
Hey Fran how is it going?
>>711262444
>and you outdrift the police
exceeding by seven (7) km/hr the allowed limit (50) and being chased by six police cars
> for the sake of otaku culture
fanservice without implied nudity
>>711263397
No. I'm breaking up with you
>>711263466
Hey baguette. Nice dubs by the way
>>711263133
I kinda want to know what it's like...
By the way, when did you become gay(or discover you were gay or whatever)? Were you ever in a relationship with a girl?
>>711263464
I kinda was, and talked a bit dirty to him
>>711263466
Apparently talking about my plans to suck my bf's dick...
>>711263649
I'm not you, I'm yu.
Felix is best cat
>>711263712
Who are yu?
>>711263649
Thanks muffin, nice singles by the way.
>>711263708
That's nice I hope it works out good for you.
>>711263709
>
>>711263839
Literally yu.
>>711263914
You're welcome. Nice nice by the nice
>>711263944
Who?
>>711264066
Forgot pic
>>711264066
Kill me.
I really fucking hate the new Spotify UI it's annoying as hell
>>711263724
I miss Felix
>>711264066
Ju
>>711263974
>
>>711264066
Nice double nice
>>711263696
I never really liked girls much, so I mean...
I didn't really come out as gay to anyone I knew till about a year ago
>>711263914
I am probably going to wait for a while before this
>>711264404
How are ya mate?
>>711264157
Ok
>>711264275
Who?
>>711264404
Nice nice 404 nice
>>711264855
Can we erp again.
>>711264407
Of course. Must be really weird at first.
>>711264457
I'm alright. You?
>>711264855
Nice x 2
>>711265172
Have some ups and down today but I'm fine for the time being
>>711265172
Well, we have only been on one date so far, last Friday
I'm off for some league!
Holy shit, I left my pizza in for an extra 5 minutes and it just ended up a bit crispy around the edge.
Thank you Jesus
>>711264407
Kk
Sorry if I ask you a bunch of questions and stuff, you're the only actual gay person I know (the only one I know IRL is one of those tumblr "pansexual bigender otaku" girls)
>>711264855
JEW
>>711265384
Nah, it's fine. The more people know about gay people the better. Then we aren't so different
And I'm a bottom if you were going to ask
>>711265384
And I hate the tumblr LGBT group, they give the other 80% a bad name
Fran
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