CONFESS!
Admit it. You did it.
Tell us what you did. You'll feel so much better
I posted my ex gf so much on 4chan you can google search her ... I feel really bad about it ... I liked to fap so much to it but now it's terrible
I didn't vote for Trump.
I did not vote. I know my vote counts for nothing
I barfed in an empty Pringles can and left it out in the sun to bake for two weeks. Then I hid it at the back of a friends high cupboard, so one day when he wanted a snack, he found the Pringles can and when he tried to take it down, the liquid in the can shifted and two week old sun baked barf spilled in his face.
Figured out im flexible enough to basically almost deepthroat my self. Came in my mouth swallowed. Feeling pretty guilty about it
I took a cookie from the cookie jar
>>711225269
You, sir, are worse than Hitler.
>>711224325
What should I search for to find said ex?
I love to wear my gfs lingerie and fap while watching sissy vids. Once i let a hot slut on chatroulette degrade me and came in her panties and licked them clean. Feeling bad now, because she does not know and would be furious if she would.
I poured out a glass of chocolate milk.
>>711224202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>711225348
Idk if I should post
Let a teen at my work give me several blowjobs (I'm her boss)
>>711224202
was in a hotel room with my friends new wife and she was changing. He wasn't there. I saw everything. Feel guilty cause I'd fuck her. She sat on my lap the day before as well. Then later asked if I thought he still loved her.
I gave herpes to a girl I hated by getting it out of the incubation chamber and putting pieces it in her drink.
Last night I shoved a 8-inch dildo into my butt for the first time. All 8 inches. At first it was painful but when I got it all in it felt soooo great
>>711224202
Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes.
I abandoned my wife and 6yo boy.
Wore my girlfriends underwear and fucked my booty hole with her dildo
>>711225348
If you got a Kik maybe I will
I posted in this thread
I know, I'm a sick fuck
>>711224202
I sniffed all the speed
>>711224202
I voted for Jill Stein.
sometimes my little sister sneaks in my room at night, plays with my cock than sucks me till I cum.
I never let on that I'm awake.
>>711225552
Wtf. You are the worst...
I fucked my best friends girlfriend. I'm sorry taylor, but she was there, and you wernt. No hard feelings.
>>711225552
The absolute madman
>>711225694
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>711225448
Do it for a penny, do it for a pound, the damage is already done, what more harm could there be?
>>711225694
How old is she? How old are you? If she is not underage and you enjoy it why feel bad then?
>>711225478
pics or didnt happen
I don't seed my torrents.
>>711224202
i dreamed that trump was gonna win 1 year ago
>>711225505
Green text story? Also, why did you hate her so much?
>>711224202
I killed a nig nog
>>711226187
YOU MONSTER
>>711225478
Admins admins admins
>>711226175
Plenty she sucks my cock daily
>>711226331
who cares
>>711226175
>>711226396
Moar
I fuck niggers behind my bfs back!
>>711226526
I fought the law but the law one.
I miss her.
I beat my girlfriends cat. It started because the fucker kept me up one night but then it was just fun
>>711225943
I agree with this guy (I asked the first time)
>>711224202
i voted for jill stein and now trump is president
>>711226975
Seec>>711226856
>>711225396
i do that too
>>711224202
I voted Trump.
Feels good man.
>>711224202
I don't always close cover before striking, keep tightly sealed in a clean dry place or keep away from children. I'm such a rebel.
>>711226755
I fought the law but the law two.
>>711227010
ditto, also i lost my voice because I was protesting downtown la.
>>711225597
Sorry I ain't got Kik
>>711226331
Thanks!
>>711227284
Ehh in starting to feel shes been abuser enough
>>711224202
>When we were 16 I had a Summer affair with my oldest niece - we're the same age
>8 years later I met her the week before her wedding and we fucked all weekend. We hook up every year around the Labor Day and Memorial Day reunions
>All three of her kids are mine. Her husband is starting to suspect.
I rip off matress and pillow tags whilst in pillow and matress stores.
>>711227260
was/is there lots of people downtown?
>>711227547
lets see a pic of her and her husband
>>711226396
How did you make it happen?
>>711227243
I fought the law but the law three
>>711227754
I fought the law but the law four.
>>711226975
Like I said I kinda feel maybe I abused her enough ... Maybe in provatev
>>711227540
No problem
voted for trump but told everyone i voted for clinton
I started seeing my current go while still dating my ex.
I feel terrible about it but ex was a cunt so it doesn't bother me that bad. I'm a lot happier now
>>711224202
ok. I admit. OP is a faggot.
>>711227811
I fought the Bobby Fuller but the Bobby Fuller Four
I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins.
-John Cougar
>>711227929
matt?
all right i admit it I'm the one who caused the holocaust and framed that nice hitler fellow
Went on omgle to be a slave for others.
I like it.
>>711228068
Matt here.
Haven't done it yet, still seeing the cunt and cheating.
>>711227974
I fought East Fife Four times and Forfar Five
>>711225478
How did you get her to do it.
Really intersted in how this works.
>>711227929
If this is matt I'm grabbing popcorn
>>711225842
pics?
I had sex with my half sister (before and after) we found out we were related. She was 12, I was 15. She even had a younger girlfriend who we all fooled around together for several years. I only stopped before she got really fat during a summer break and told her it was wrong, but mostly it was cause she was no longer attractive.
Completely fell for a girl... We're both married... my wife found out but forgave me... Girl A thought it would be best if we cut contact.. I still love her and can't get her out of my head
>>711224202
I was so drunk one night I shit my pants. So I took them off and went out to neighbors dumpster and threw them away.
>>711226975
You see did you find ? >>711228307
Among the 1000 things i did wrong with my gf that eventually made me lose her, the worst was this. She started asking about suicide, told me she tried twice and that her brother off'd himself. I told her it was ok it commit suicide and that i wouldn't blame anyone for doing so. The worst part is that's my honest opinion, probably because iv'e never had anyone close to me suicide themselves.
I voted for Trump.
I voted for Trump.
pounded 3 different slampigs at my prior workplace in the same week. while at work, without condoms. one of them had herpes. didn't give a fuck. went home and fucked my wife every time.
>>711224202
I steal and resell things on a regular basis for easy money and fun
>>711225118
Dude that's gay
I wish I knew what I felt guilty about.
I have a guilt complex.
>>711225552
Fuck you bitch
>>711225439
You fuckin wot mate?
>>711225118
Cmon man have a little self respect.
>>711224202
I never give my real name to anyone.
>>711225439
might as well have voted for trump, mate.
fucking monster
>>711225396
I do this. Then I let a guy on Craig'slist fuck me. I feel so bad I want to die.
I have fuck myself by anal so hard that I came out in a minute. Not feeling guilty
>>711229836
Just wait till you get horny again. Where are you from?
>>711225118
Sometimes I scretch too far when I blow myself. I'm afraid of pulling something.
i farted
>>711229947
New England bro..I'm not getting horny for it again. I think the guy put hormones in the lube cause my beard stopped growing and my balls shriveled up. Yeah im good with all of that shit now. Like fuck I just want my life back now.
Stole school keys
>>711230063
Your back hates you. Careful you don't break your neck and they find you that way. Happens more than you think. I know a coroner.
>>711224202
ive stolen and amassed a collection of my stepdaughters panties, and masturbated to her hs yearbook pictures
>>711230125
he is trying to pick you up you know?
>>711230125
PA? Come on. You know you loved it. I was disgusted too, but as the memory ages it gets better. Let's meet up once a year and fuck until we want to kill ourselves.
>>711230262
Get a grip man. Even though that pales in comparison to my degeneracy.
>>711224202
FINE! in August i dropped my step dads toothbrush in the toilet by accident, there was no shit or piss in it but it had been recently flushed and i pulled it out and washed the brush and my hands under tap water and he's still using that brush :/
have cheated on my girlfriend for the past two years with upwards of twenty woman
>>711224202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqEUy0jtFkg
>>711230256
I started yoga with the dream of being that Will Ferrell character from SNL.
>>711230317
MA. I would of loved it but I got super sick afterwards. I am still sick from it. I thought I had HIV legit. Antibiotics didn't help. And now my wife has it. It didn't come up on any tests. Every time she coughs it reminds me of how I am burning in hell.
>>711224202
I once beat my meat in the parking lot of a crafts store that I worked at. I shot my load into some taco bell napkins I had laying around. It was nasty.
>>711230606
It's probably just a cold or something. I'll use a condom fam.
>>711230399
WhTs the matter if you allow her also?
>>711230482
My ninja. But dude go have other people suck your dick..you will feel better about yourself.
I've recorded multiple family members taking showers and fapped furiously to them...
>>711230688
lol where you at bro I think we need to talk more
>>711230750
How? I want to do the same
>>711229255
Probably also gave one of them chlamydia. Nasty fuck.
I brought a girl home from a night out clubbing. She was literally a 3/10. Didn't have sex with her, but she gave me a blowjob, didn't cum, later came on her face while she was sleeping. Woke up in the morning, had a shower with her, gave me another blowjob before walking her home. Walked home and realized how disgusting she was, but also that I came on her face while she was sleeping.
>>711224202
i clicked on all the pictures of sandwiches
i am so ashamed...
>>711224202
I had dirty thougts about a girl and im worried that i made jesus sad :(
>>711229101
That sounds like a her problem, not a you problem
>>711230805
Cmon it ain't that hard. What's hard is living with yourself after. You see this is what porn and technology is doing to the brain. Back in the day if you had some kink some phantasy you lived with your whole life and seldom indulged such notions. Now when it's just a click away we are able to indulge our sickest fantasies and thoughts before we even have a chance to see if that's what we really want for ourself. Sure the hijacked brain and pleasure centers of the brain say full speed ahead fuck your mom right in the pussy what's the worst that could happen? Then you do. Then you die a slow death of shame
>>711231163
exactly
like clicking on pictures of sandwiches
>>711230701
i dont "allow" her and she doesnt "allow me" she hasnt found out
>>711231267
Then would u be mad at her for it? Then allow both of yah, freedom you know it?
>>711224202
I act like an alfa in front of everyone but when i'm alone i think about killing myself because i'm fake.
>>711231258
Technology has fucked my life cucked my life chucked my life right in the shitter. I wish I was warned. Good luck people.
>>711230805
Depending if I'm at my house or theirs but the iPhone under the door is super easy since the camera is close to the top of the phone you set it flush with the door and look under it that way the view is pretty wide, but if im at home I setup my gopro in a mirrored tissue box nobody ever suspects that
>>711231365
id be mad as fuck! haha
>>711229255
So you gave your wife herpes?
>>711224464
YOU MONSTER!!
I fuck my wife outside the missionary position.
>>711227624
A wedding pic I took
I went out and grabbed people by the pussy all day.
It's orders directly from the president, I'm quite ashamed at my unpatriotic country men ignoring his commands.
Just remember, if you meet his wife of daughter, you know where to stick it!
>>711232446
Nice. How did you fuck her before her wedding? Did she approach you or did you approach her?
I had my 3 year old give me a blow job I never came so hard
He wouldn't stop yelling, I told him to stop and he wouldn't. All to get half a G of coke, a mother wont ever see her baby again.
I like turtles
>>711233293
I like zombies.
I've fucked a a bunch of married women looking for bigger cocks on various websites.
I almost always promise to use a condom. Then after I go down on them and they go down on me and they ask me where my condom is for fucking them, I always say "i thought you were going to have one for me". And they always let me fuck them without one. if i promise not to cum in them. And if they last long enough for me to finally cum in them (sometimes they have to stop and blow me to completion cause they get too sore cause remember these are wives with small husbands, and some of them don't even own a proper size toy to stretch themselves out)...so if i'm pounding their pussy and when i finally cum I make sure I go balls deep. I give no fucks about it. Surprisingly they don't seem to mind too much either.
I fingered-licked a whore
I hated jackass before hating jackass was cool
When I was 22 I had sex with a 12yo best pussy I've ever had nice and tight!!
>>711224202
OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
>>711232592
There was a while my parents/me and my siblings/her and her siblings got together a week before to do the rehearsal and dinner. We had always been close, especially after what we call That Summer, so I went out for drinks with her, her fiance, and her brother. Her brother and fiance went to a bachelor things and I 'volunteered' to get her home since she had been drinking.
She invited me in and it was 12 hours of sex, naps, chinese delivery, and wine
I posted my ex gf so much on 4chan you can google search her ... I feel really bad about it ... I liked to fap so much to it but now it's terrible .. I'm sure she's been messages multiple times
I voted for Trump.
Honestly I didn't think the fucktard would make it past the primary.
But towards the middle of the republican primary I thought the best ticket would be a Trump(Prez)/Cruz(VP) ticket.
>inb4 you're a fucking racist and part of the problem!
I figured Trump would fuck with the establishment politicians and Cruz would fuck with the Senate.
More important was the Cruz thing.
He put out a book right before the election that ratted out all the shady crap that happens in the senate.
I thought it would be funny since they pretty much black-balled him for it to be in charge of the senate as VP.
When I say he told all in his book it was both parties that were listed in the shady deals.
Cruz should have been president. He likes to call these assholes out on their bullshit.
>>711234119
Sounds awesome. Any more pics?
>>711231528
why do you say this?
im dying to turn my wife into a hot wife
>>711233995
The worst thing you did was the truffle shuffle.
>>711225478
I didn't know Jared had internet access.
>>711234572
not for here
>>711234694
i wanna tell her out right just afraid of how she might react
>>711228999
I've no idea in all fairness. I think I may have found them. Also check'd
>>711235915
Post what ya found
>>711235915
I'll tell you if it's right
>>711224202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>711224202
I voted rump.
I voted for clitton
I've been fucking a married woman that I met at work
I sext with a close female friend. Has sent me photos and videos or her tits and pussy. She has admitted that she is actively cheating on her husband. Getting hotel rooms and sucking off co-workers before office hours.
Oddly really turns me on. No plans on telling the husband or my wife of this
>>711236893
Hey that's my wife , not cool
>>711236971
im the wife, asshole
>>711236893
Can you sent me videos while fucking my wife?
>>711237097
I'm the asshole, wife.
>>711237097
Tits and timestamp!!!
You know the rules
>>711236971
Sorry, she loves my cock
>>711237153
tits or GTFO
>>711237097
Tits or gtfo
>>711224202
Technically I raped my girlfriend.
>she was black-out drunk
>didn't know she had that much
>take her to bed when sleepy
>mess around , she's responding positively
>bury a load balls-deep in her ass
>in morning she finds butt full of cum
>she remembers none of it
>gets upset because feels was incapable of consent
After the the third or fourth time that happened, I just stopped fucking her when she drinks. If she wants the D she has to sober up a little. Usually falls asleep anyway.
>>711237200
Good. Lets see you wreck that pussy
>>711236956
Dude you have to fuck her and give us the pics
>>711237224
Fuck that. i do this often to my wife. I even tell her i'm gonna steal it
I was one of the original /pol/ shitposters that memed trump into office.
Now my country is going to be annexed by russia because of him.
>>711237293
I could fuck her. I know it. She has told me to pick a time and it's on but I am not willing to cheat. Sadly, she has that look. I know she would be a great fuck
>>711237439
Nice work anon
>>711237224
Best fuckbuddy I ever had loved watching the video I took fucking her passed out. Your girl was a prude who didn't trust you.
>>711226719
moar
>>711237522
truth her.... Oddly many chicks get turned on by the idea but it needs to be talked about before hand!!!! It's either that or I know some really fucked in the head women.
>>711237522
Video or it didn't happen
>>711236549
>>711236184
This is one on the google image search. I think I've got the wrong thing
>>711237760
Yeah no that's not her
>>711224202
i touched my friend gf while she was asleep
i still eat boogers (20 yr old)
i dont wash my teeth, in like a month. i have the best dental health of my country
im having stress for what i consider sexual represion (might want to get fucked [male] (by a girl) but i cant get out of my high status, and pure waifu to the fathers of the grills i date, in my country a young guy that has a company is waifu material)
i pee in trash cans
im a politician
i told my family and friends i get minimun wage, while in reallity make more than their families combined ($530 us minimun wage in country, i make $6000 a month)
thanks anons in advance
>>711224202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
I am not a newfag but what is going on with all these videos of this guitar?
Thanks in advance for the explanation \d\
>>711224202
i....i.....
>>711238006
fuck ill just tell
I created a big distraction in a psychiatric hospital so my friends in their could cover the cameras and beat the shit outta this guy we all hated
>>711238031
i farted
>>711237816
Is that pic her? And are you sure it's google?
>>711238069
Yeah that's her
Voted for Trump
>>711224202
There was a period of time where I talked to like 6 different insecure girls to fuck them. They still don't know that I really never loved any of them.
>>711237522
Neither of those is true. The fact that I fucked her doesn't bother her. She just wants to remember it. I can't blame her for that. I will video though next time.
>>711237649
She's not one of them. Maybe the idea is rapey to her? She was never mad at me. Just asked that I don't.
>>711233683
greentext?
>>711226396
>>711226505
even different filenames... fuck off m8
>>711224202
When Im over at my friend and his girlfriends house and I go to the bathroom I go straight to their dirty laundry and find his girlfriends sexy and dirty g-string panties. My dick gets hard just looking for it, then I jerk off with her panties wrapped around my cock until I cum, usually in the panties too.
I then try to get as much of the cum I can out of the panties with some toiletpaper before I put the panties back where I found them.
jerking off in her panties while thinking about she wore them.
God I love it. Gonna do it next time im over too, I probably will.
>>711238198
That.s fair. The woman species are all different. Like I said. It needs to be talked about before hand. I know a friend who lost his marriage and hasn't seen his kid in 6 years because of a Rapey charge. tread lightly bro... be smart
I got really drunk yesterday and posted a nude picture to 4chan with degrading writing on myself that I now regret posting
>>711224202
I don't reply to ''Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this'' .
>>711226505
Do you ever fuck her?
>>711239036
Back when i was 15, i used to basically rape my cousins feet while she was asleep.
I recorded it every time, but then i got scared of fbi or shit, (since she was underage too) so i deleted all of it.
I do still regret it.
Still planning ti repeat tho
>>711238618
I admit I have done this as well. Jerking off while smelling his wife's dirty underwear.
One time they were still warm. She had to know I did it and fueled the fire by taking them off right before I came over.
>>711238959
Where's the Linky?
I shot the sheriff.
I drove home drunk as shit once
>>711224202
I farted.
And it stinks
>>711238959
Its still not too late for a repost
I once masturbated in a public bus
>>711239345
>>711239460
Someone posted it in another thread here >>711230122
I was just really depressed about the election and had been drinking and made the mistake of coming to /b/ , you can probably see why I regret doing it
I can take a bigger dildo up my ass than my wife.. told her she was a whiny little bitch and showd her how it was done.. Now she cant get enough of anal..
>>711239616
time stamp?
If this is for real... Very sexy
>>711234694
I'll fuck her
>>711239824
Have you tried a double ender? Ass to Ass?
>>711234694
Anon here to help. I am your bro. You can watch photos and video or join. Shes HOT
>>711239284
Sound delicious, anon. You cum in the panties aswell?
I really wanna steal her used panties sometimes aswell. Should I?
>>711239872
You can shoot an email if you'd like to check if I'm her but I kind of don't really want to be posting more pics and nudes right now. Like i said kind of regretting the whole thing tbh
>>711239931
you're a genius anon, thanks
>>711228314
What were you in Forfar for?
>>711240033
Damn right I cum in them. I don't wipe them out. Which is why I am pretty sure she knows whats up and she must like it. Otherwise the clothes wouldn't be left in the bathroom anymore.
I have a pair of hers at my house. Yea take em!!!
>>711225585
F the wife but take care of ur kid..
Unless ur a nigger of course
>>711225597
I'll tske it. Bunersnbombs is my kik
>>711240127
That's fair. You are quite a little hottie
>>711224202
Why would anybody confess anything on /b/ considering it's crawling with Feds? Not that I have anything to hide, but from a logical perspective, you'll only catch the dumbest of criminals while the smartest of them all stay far away.
>>711240196
That's a not yet?
;)
>>711224202
I spent a year at the eastern Ukraine fighting alongside separatists.
>>711240237
fuck I wish my friends girlfriend knew too, and liked it aswell.
I probably will take her panties anon! Im rockhard just thinking about it
>>711224496
My rule of thumb is if you don't vote you have no right to comment anything related to politics, you lost that right by not voting.
>>711224202
I'm the guy who in eight years never uploaded any nude, porn or otherwise immoral pic/vid.
and I'm totally proud of this.
>>711240513
Sounds like you need to joke with her. That if you see panties in the hamper you will smell them. See if they are there next time.
Fap
Fap
Win
>>711225332
but Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>711225505
Pure evil right here.
>>711240581
I can say the same anon. nice work. I have never uploaded myself or anyone else here. Temped, but refrained.
>>711224325
did she find out?
Ive fucked my cousin.
Would do it again if i could
>>711240398
Thanks for understanding
>>711240637
You mean like to see if she puts panties there on purpose each time im over?
How would I proceed to letting her know I do this?
>>711225530
>>711225590
>>711226605
>>711227053
"so great" being gay ??!?
>>711226331
>>711226924
only one?
>>711240448
:^)
>>711225505
trololo greentext please
>>711238198
>>711239343
every few months i create an excel spreadsheet of all of the girls i've had sex with (50) and rate their faces and bodies on a scale of 1-10. then i stroll down memory lane and get sad about how i'm no longer single
i currently have a spreadsheet open, but can only remember 42 out of the 50. it's always fun to go home afterward, check out the master list, and see who i forgot.
>>711240367
Joebummer46 ... You didn't come up
>>711240863
Can't say "understanding" lol but I get it.
>>711229374
>>711229836
>>711229874
>>711232675
>>711233612
>>711233683
gay niggers detected
I once made a fake account on Instagram and repeatedly told a girl to kill herself. She actually ended up committing suicide.
>>711240910
What I did was while we were over for a party having drinks. I saw her bend over and saw her underwear come above her waist line. I mentioned that I would love to smell what is see and motioned to her ass. She realized what I meant and dropped it.
Next time I was over there I "apologized" for saying stupid things while drinking. She laughed and said it'd cool. Quickly I said just don't leave them laying around and there is nothing to worry about. From that moment on... There is a pair left inside her work clothes every time I come over. Of course I need to straight to the bathroom when I walk in the house. About a month ago is when I got the Warm and Moist prize waiting for me.
>>711242170
Maybe it didn't take as much courage as you think. I am a bit of an Alpha. I flirt openly with all the chicks I know.
>>711243002
That must be awesome, you should coach me! haha, wanna me alpha myself.
At the least in this situation
when I was about 16 I ate our rottweilers pussy two different times. her pussy actually tasted good, and I'm pretty sure she came both times and loved it and wanted more.
but I feel so embarrassed about it now, cause seriously wtf?
I went on a date with a girl 10 days after she had turned 17, I was 21
>>711243248
You need to learn a few things. The old saying is true. MOST women like men to be forward. Look at their tits. Wait until they look at you and linger. Make it known you are looking at them. if the reaction is bad, then apologize and wait. They love the attention. They love to me noticed and desired. This isn't new. If she sees you looking and continues to wear low cut shirts around you. There is only one reason. She wants you to look but if she is wearing a loose sweater then you know.
>>711237200
>inb4 cock or gtfo
here you go!
>>711224202
Fucked and came in my own ass. You might think that's impossible but it's not, plenty of vods on Xhamster, just search self fuck, self anal etc.
That time when you first manage to get it in, holy fuck man it's amazing. I swear its the most intense orgasm that way, normal sex/fapping isn't the same.
>>711240019
Thanks her names vanessa from brooklyn
>>711242098
I kind of thought it was a little fun, at times but I don't know, I was pretty wasted when I did that. There's aspects of the whole humiliation/degrading thing that I kind of like but I just sort of have a knot in my stomach when I think about it too.
>>711237849
I'm 38 and eat my boogers as well.
done that since I was 6.
I think I started because parentes observed a "low salt" strict diet. When they were absent, I took some grain of salt and deliciously ate it.
And then found my noseshit was a bit salty.
Eventually developed the ability to nosepick in public without anyone noticing - I also nosepick & taste/eat while driving, while showering, while on the phone.
I'd gladly nosepick and eat boogers while having sex, but I never had sex, so this is only hypothetical.
Started talking to this girl who's pretty good looking but she uses a wheelchair. Looks wise, she's out of my league. I don't care about the chair but if I start seeing her or dating, I feel like I'll get judged or get told I shallow if we ever stop talking.
>>711240825
you both gay dudes
>>711238959
Trumps bitch, is that you? Don't regret anything. You were doing the lords work.
My kik is moslytoastly, if you don't mind
>>711243790
Plainfield NJ here. for real. I am in!!!
I have feelings for my older sister but I keep it a secret.
>>711224202
I voted for trump not because I think hes a good potential president but just to make libfags rage.
>>711244612
Mission accomplished. Well done anon
>>711230262
Post pics of said daughter
>>711244561
I guess that's a little better than a younger sister. Still a bit messed up yo
>>711244385
Yeah :\ Not using kik with you guys since I used my full name for mine. you can email me though, it's in the pic.
I read my girlfriends facebook and found out she was a slut and guys used her and i wank to the idea of her being a dirty slut.
>>711244693
Yes it was so worth it.
>>711243603
I am really going to be more direct towards her in the future, pay attention to her clothes and behaviour, how I approach her etc.
Its like you say, if it goes a little wrong I should just apologize.
I do know there was this guy she once was around who really liked her and approached her like that, even though shes my friends girlfriend. He really scared her, and she was scared to sleep in the same house as him. he told her he wanted her and everything else.
needless to say, he did not make it with her.
Maybe it would be different with me, with a different approach aswell. She usually likes to wear tight clothes when Im there, but that could be everyday for all I know
>>711225667
alter
>>711244832
I have no idea what pic you're talking about ://
>>711224202
i once got raped by a girl and i haven't felt clean since
>>711245100
I'd linked to it here >>711239616 but the thread died. email is [email protected]
>>711225505
>>711225585
roody-poo
>>711245255
I've been through the same anon. How long ago was this? I was raped 5 years ago, by an ex, and I still don't know what to do with myself. I couldn't tell anyone, and that void she decided to fill by telling everyone I raped HER. It's been a rough 5 years anon, hope you know you're not alone.
I stayed with my Aunt on holiday once. I used to leave the bathroom door a little open in the hope she would come in when I was in the bath. Lucky me, thats what she did. Fucked in the bath.
>>711229374
Best sellers?
>>711245714
photos or it didn't hapen
>>711245629
Cunts like that actually should be stoned.
Realistically is there not something you could/can do to protect yourself?
>>711224202
Whenever I'm making coffee for guests I put my dick in the cups
on 4th of july i got drunk with my adopted sister at a bbq. she stayed at my place cuz she didnt wanna drive home. that night we stayed up late and watched tv. eventually made out. she jerked me off and i fingered her. it was really fucking hot. after that we didn't speak for a while and didn't talk about what happened. two weeks ago we went out with mutual friends. she asked to stay at my place again after we were done drinking at some bar. she came over. we made out again. she stood up and led us back to my room. she got naked and told me she wanted to fuck. she was incredible in bed. her pussy and body are so nice and so fucking tight. i came twice. she had multiple orgasms. it was the best sex of my life. she left in the morning and again we have spoke about what happened.
>>711230916
.....HOW COULD YOU????
you are the sickest fuck on the planet
>>711227843
how is this abuse? She should be thankful....
The Labour Party did a wonderful thing a few years back by creating a special low price kind of half membership so us poor plebs could vote in new Leadership contest. I got a lot of Labour haters together and we all voted for Corbyn. The rest, as they say, was hysterical.
When I was first dating my girlfriend ....I had a crush on her kid sister who was 17. One day I stayed over at the house and when everyone left to go to work and school I got up and went into her sisters bedroom. I dug around in her closet and drawers and found a vibrator which I sniffed...then I found a worn pair of panties on the floor next to the bed....I got naked and lay in the bed jerking off while I sniffed her pussy off the underwear....I had also taken out a clean pair of her underwear which were these white cotton panties with a lace trim. I decided to kneel in her bed and cum in the panties....I shot a really hot load into them and wiped my knob dry with them.....left them to dry out a bit in the morning sun streaming through her bedroom window - then put them back in the drawer - horny at the idea of her wearing her cum stained panties in the next day or two. Probably the hardest I've ever cum.
>>711239158
Same
>>711246324
You're so full of shit
>>711243324
Yeah wtf nigga
>>711244249
ever thought of going ahead and eating your own shit?
>>711245995
She's literally the only person I wish to be the victim whenever I hear of horrible murders or accidents in my area.
When you're talking about defending yourself, do you mean during the rape or the social situation she created?
Rape scenario:
>broke up with her a week or something before the event
>cheatingwhore.jpg
>exhausted, my life was in ruins
>didn't sleep
>didn't eat
>basically on the verge of temporary psychosis
>she keeps harassing me, since there was no way of getting around the fact that I had to see her every day
>shared classes with her
>shared friends with her
>can't get around it, and decide to meet up like she's been bugging me about
>meet in a forest between her and my place
>I can barely stand up
>she instantly starts going for my dick
>I push her away, tell her it's not the reason we met
>she doesn't care
>pulls down my pants, starts blowing me
>dick does not want what the mind wants
>semi erect, dick in her mouth, I try to get her off me, but her teeth are RIGHT on there
>eventually she straddles me and I fake cumming in a minute or two
>instant self-disgust
>abysmal hate for myself boils within
>she tells me she wants to do this again
>I just leave
social situation to be cont..
Im under 24/7 surveillance
>>711246593
How you figure ?
I fap to my sister constantly and really wanna fuck. I cum really hard to her. The orgasms I have to her are intense and amazing.
>>711224202
Sucked my black cousins bbc
>>711247367
Bullshit. you wouldn't call your cousin black.
Nice try there white boy
I best wank I can ever remember was to my friends "underage" sister's worn bathing suite.(And btw when I say "underage" I mean fucking mid teens, not a god damn child, you mentally ill fuck)
Anyway be me taking a shower. Holy fuck, it's X's underaged sister's worn swimsuit. I really shouldn't. She's so fucking cute, A-cups and short hair. Oh this is so wrong. My heart was racing and I pumped my rock-hard cock until the point of explosion into the crotch. I rubbed the cum into the fabric.
No not regret my decision at all.
>>711247721
Lol he's from my mom's side and my mom's pretty black
>>711243784
Please teach me
>>711248024
are you dude or chick?
>>711247144
social situation:
>since she's a fucking dramaqueen she made sure to cry in public about our breakup
>even my friends support her, trying to comfort the cheating whore
>this begins before the rape
>nobody wants to hear my point of view, even though they understand I consider her a cheater
>she insists she didn't cheat on me, a deliberate lie on her part
>nobody cares, I'm a bad guy for breaking up with her
>fast forward post-rape
>she realizes I will not be coming back to her
>decides her victim card is getting played out, so she decides our encounter in the woods was a plan for me to rape her
>of course there's no witnesses, perfect for her
>she starts spreading the rumor, telling my friends
>I realize people look at me funny
>finally a friend, before this point mutual friend with her, shows me their conversation
>I tell him what it was like, he's appalled and instantly connects the dots
>I try to tell some other 'friends', they don't want to listen. They've already heard my 'bashing' of her. They don't want to get involved
>nobody wants to get involved, even though they support her based on her lies
>I'm still a rapist trying to gloss over the situation in their eyes
>Her mother, politically powerful, starts setting up some plan to get me transfered from the classes my ex is in
>eventually contact the bitch telling her that she's getting prosecuted for defamation unless she stops spreading this rumor
>the damage is already done
1½ years later I leave that shitty town, where basically my whole generation believes I'm a rapist. The place was shit before all of this, but now I'm honestly afraid of visiting.
>>711248238
Grow a bigger cock.
>>711247761
>>711245629
thanks /b/rother means alot, it happend six years ago for me when i was on the subway home late at night, i was on my way out and this girl just rushes past me and drops her bag but she just keep going around the corner, i picked it up and went after her.
when i found her though, she had passed out on the ground. i helped her up and she had been drinking i could tell.
i asked her if she knew where she lives and she couldn´t remember and her phone was dead.
I felt bad for her i gess so i helped her to my place and made her crash on couch. she fell asleep almost immediately.
i went in to my room, close the door and went to bed.
woke up slightly and was generly confused feeling in my lower area and as i tried to move i relized couldn´t move my hands. i opened my eyes and there she was on top of me.
i tried to ask what she was doing but she just shushed me and moned these deep moans.
as i tried kicking my legs and begging to let me go she presented me with a scalple and ordered me to be quiet to this day i still don´t know how i was able to be hard.
As she finished she cut of my arm restrains then she told me to spoon with her, at this point i was so afraid of her using that scalpel at me that i just laid there.
when i woke up again she had left my appartment
i never told my girlfreind about what happend
>>711224202
Yesterday my ex, whom ive been fuckin regularly for the past 6 months, found out i was talkin to one of her co-workers becuz her husband saw the texts and messaged my ex. Im pretty sure that shes not gonna wanna see me anymore(for now atleast. She always comes back) but I dont really care becuz ive been fuckin 6 other woman for the last month since all she does is try to put me down and start fights everynight about the dumbest shit.
