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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Life is agony.
This thread is agony.
Connection errors can you fucking not
>KS says don't make new thread
>Squash makes new thread
>4chan dies
thanks squash
hehe
EXECUTE ALL DARKSKINS
yiff in hell faggot
test post
Bump
kill all minorities
y u no post
Don't you die on me
we bac
I have been talking to my older brother for the past three hours about Zizek and Communism, and we haven't gotten into a fight yet. This is strange.
>>711203052
>Connection errors can you fucking not
>>711203055
>4chan dies
What makes you think your personal connection errors affect everyone? What if I told you that you are shadowbanned from 4chan and everyone else is free to post?
Last message from my brother before he went to bed.
"Good conversation, sir. You really know your stuff; I am thoroughly impressed. I like that you're not one of those poseurs that fills their bookshelves with impressive looking books but never crack the spine. I also enjoyed hearing your deep analysis and application and interpretation and reinterpretation of some of the most dense and complicated thinkers of philosophy. You'd be surprised how many college classes and philosophy majors there are that are unable to even understand the primers of someone's work, let alone the direct text; and forget being able to expand on their thinking. Pretty nice. I haven't been able to engage in a deep conversation like that in quite awhile; thanks."
This is has been a pretty good night.
>>711209297
Your brother is either made up, autistic or a fag.
Same to you. I'm betting on the first one.
>>711208399
You're kind of looking like an idiot right now...
Earlier in the day he claimed that my younger brother was saying that both he (my older brother) and I were less interesting than him (my younger brother) and that my older brother informed him that we both frequently talk about Zizek and Lacan, that my taste in literature, music, and film is far more interesting than his, and that my knowledge of artists far exceeds both of them combined.
>>711209371
My brother is about to start his second masters degree program in Linguistics, which is being entirely paid for through grants. He's by no means any of those things. My younger brother is basically autistic though, the arrogant little shit. I am made up though, so you're right about that.
>>711209501
Okay, prove that 4chan died.
>>711209967
There's one other than me who pointed it out, there's the one guy who said "we back" implying 4chan is now running as it should, and there's the guy saying "y u no post" as to point out the absence of posting that normally takes place at that hour, of which includes people I talk to here regularly, but they weren't here cause 4chan was fuckin' dead
>>711210332
I could post this:
>No proof. All of those was you samefagging.
But instead I will accept your answer.
>>711210437
Notice the absence of a (you) on the second post
>>711211427
Jaff
>>711211475
bananaman
>>711211504
Fuckin' Norway is having warmth and sunshine while the rest of Scandinavia is having the coldest winter in years x_x
>>711211627
how cold is it getting?
it's just starting to get around freezing here
>>711211735
Was like below 9 this morning but it's warmer now that it got cloudy, and there's so much snow for such a short time, it's crazy
>>711211087
I'm impressed with your work and discipline.
You have proven that you are not mentally ill.
Your posts are full of truth.
>>711211822
how much snow do you have?
What are you two even doing awake?
>>711211916
Normal much I guess, got to about my knees when I went out in the garden but still, it all came in only a few days time, and so early too :o
>>711211998
It's only afternoon :D
>>711211916
>how much snow do you have?
Enough to cover Snowden, Assange and Manning together.
>>711211998
it's 8 am. normally I just stay up too late
>>711212204
that's a lot of snow
hope it snows here soon
>>711212204
If I could sleep in the afternoon I would. I no longer sleep more than a couple hours at a time. I have nightmares.
>>711212355
The morning is disgusting. All that bright light.
Does snow make you more hungry?
Do you have any fried dishes in Norway?
>>711212355
>Funfact: All cheetas existing are basically family, they once almost got extinct and families of cheetahs were forced to breed each other.
>tl;dr: every cheetah in existence = incest.
>>711212457
it's usually pretty dark here in the mornings, it's starting to get brighter later in the morning
>>711212678
Do Norwegians desire immigrants, black women and liberalism?
>>711212355
The snow is great, but if only it weren't so cold!
>>711212457
I normally sleep during the day, otherwise I can't talk to the guys here
>>711212816
I love the cold and snow. it makes it so nice around here
>>711212678
>>711212980
The worst though is when it's like 4 degrees and moisture in the air, ugh! I'll rather have below 30
>>711212695
I like the dark, my eyes are sensitive to light. I have to wear sunglasses in anything brighter than dim light.
>>711212816
What happens when you get a job and can't be around?
>>711202787
well that's only one of the things it is at any given point. you can make it better by volunteering for a local non profit. pick up litter. give items you dont use to those in need
>>711213237
I guess I'll get up early, that's usually when most dudes I like are around
>>711213432
But then you'll have to go to sleep early as well.
>>711213133
yeah, it's usually dry cold around here though. really fucks with the skin
>>711213237
are you just wearing sunglasses 90% of the time then?
>>711213499
I guess so, unless I get a night shift or something
>>711213561
I know, it really sucks if you're someone who washes your hands a lot
>>711213561
Would you be delighted if I came to Norway to enter that bed?
>>711213672
it's always screwed with my skin. gotta wear gloves for the whole of winter or the crack and bleed
>>711213756
I'm not the Norwegian
>>711213561
No, I can't wear them at work, I am not permitted. I stay in my apartment most of the time when the sun is out, and I keep all the lights off and have all the blinds closed, plus the only windows I have are blocked by a big tree, so hardly any light comes in. At night I don't need them since my lamps are very dim. My apartment is very dark, always with just enough light for me to see. If I go out in the day time, then I will always have my sunglasses on, and if I, for some reason, have to turn on the bright lights in my apartment or go to someone else's place, I will put them on and keep them on. Even my computer screen is turned to the lowest brightness setting.
>>711213672
Then you'd be working while they were up.
What could I do in Norway?
Where would I make basic money for living?
How boring is life in Norway?
Is it even possible to survive there without own car?
>>711213895
if you've never tried it you might like a program called f.lux . it drops the brightness of the screen and makes the colours softer and warmer. just makes it nicer too look at with sore eyes
>>711214165
I don't need it to look nice.
Thank you for the suggestion though. I'm going to lie here and listen to Zizek talk about reality for the next few hours.
>>711214369
see ya, have fun
Nag
>>711213854
Sup dood?
>>711215316
not much. calling my internet company about stuff. you?
>>711215361
Eating grapes
>>711215388
sounds tasty
>>711215537
You sound tasty... Or something, I dunno if I'm allowed to talk like that to you :P
>>711215778
I don't see why you wouldn't be allowed
I'm gonna go grab a pomegranate
>>711202787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>711215929
Is it gooood?
>>711216231
I'm currently peeling it
>>711216317
Why peel? don't you cut in half then smack it so the seeds fall out?
>>711216139
>not posting the superior version
>>711216409
that seems like a less messier way to go about it
>>711216544
well now I have that version
>>711216544
I'm all for freedom of speech and such, but what is it with putting those hats on completely unrelated characters anyway?
>>711215929
Are you dooone yet?
>>711216823
because gay furries for Trump
>>711216933
Okay, and the anime characters?
>>711216823
yeah, it's tasty
tearing it in half was massively faster
>>711217028
because he will make anime real
I have to take a shit but know it's gonna be real bad
>>711217178
That's how I used to eat oranges, cutting them in half with a knife, would also ensure that none of the while stuff was left on it
>>711217351
white*
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
>>711217351
I would just peel and pull the slices out 1 by 1
>>711217535
Yah me too, but if only it weren't for the white stuff ruining it
Imma go now, take care
>>711217656
see ya bananaman
Needs more big-blue-eyed goat.
>>711217790
hey para
>>711217900
Hi Jeff
How are you?
>>711217957
I'm good. eating some pomegranate
how're you?
>>711218081
I'm okay, just wondering what I shall do today. I've got this temptation to try and make pear pie. Because I really like pears.
>>711218191
you should go for it, have you made it before?
>>711218081
amateur
>>711218315
I've never made a pie before, which is why I wanna try. Something new every day is fun.
>>711218411
you should try making it then
I wanna see how it turns out
>>711218599
I think I'm lacking a lot of essential things for it though.
>>711218654
morning
>>711218704
like what
>>711218969
I'm guessing a pie dish. I might find one here though. And probably aluminum foil
This thread is so low-energy. It drags on since yesterday.
>>711219060
you can probably pick up a premade shell in a dish from your grocery store, or just the dish
>>711219249
I dunno, I'll have to keep reading up about how to do it
>>711219631
I think they're not that difficult to make if you have the right stuff
>>711219016
>We regret to inform you of the disbanding of CTR. $0.03 has NOT been deposited to your account
>>711219868
Yeah, I'll go out and get the stuff I need once I've got it figured out
is this a thread about america being great?
>>711220191
yes but no girls allowed
>>711220228
awoo is an honorary boy, momiji and pepe deserve all credit for the god emperor's victory
>>711220297
idk that penis looks pretty feminine
>>711220561
>yfw trump makes anime and feminine penises real
>>711221003
that's a pretty feminine penis too
>>711219890
>CTR
>implying that ban on degeneracy is bad advertising for Trump.
>>711221071
go back to plebbit, this is anime country
>>711221058
they're pretty cute
>>711221552
If you put a feminine penis into a boypussy, are you having lesbian sex?
this will cheer ye up:
https://youtu.be/UzK5AhkBUdM
>>711221598
as close as two men can get to having it
>>711221277
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-signs-first-ever-internet-anti-porn-pledge-clinton-refuses/article/2598269
>If elected President of the United State of America, I promise to:
>aggressively enforce the Children's Internet Protection Act (CIPA) requiring schools and public libraries using government eRate monies to filter child pornography and pornography,
>protect and defend the innocence of America's children,
>examine the harmful public health impact of Internet pornography on youth, families and the American culture.
>Making the internet safer for children and families is a critical step in making America safe again.
>An explosion of hard core pornography on the internet and studies showing that porn has "rewired teen brains" and is getting more and more perverted.
Trump will protect citizens from anime and zoophilia.
>>711221747
but are you really a man if you have a feminine penis and a boypussy? These are important questions to be considered seriously
>>711221822
Anime isn't lewd at all, though. See? Nothing lewd happening here.
>>711221825
if we have to question if it would be lesbian sex, then they aren't women
>>711221822
If Trump's powers continue to grow at this rate, he'll hopefully manage to safe me from this filth 10 years ago (we'll never settle anymore, everything is attainable!).
Shit fucked me up.
>>711222089
well that's fine since lesbians are disgusting, it can just be feminine gay sex instead
>>711222154
the cutest kind of gay sex
>feminine penis
>>711222578
>implying 6'4 muscle museums boning one another isn't adorable
so, ive been in tripfag threads for years now, and ive only recently since the last time i came back (about 6 months ago) been seeing these "sculpted head" photos. I can only assume this is another /tf/'s avatar, but I gotta ask, is there some joke or meme behind them? they're awfully interesting to look at, but they are bland and provide very little in the way of context.
>>711214369
>>711214296
>>711213895
>>711213499
>>711213237
>>711222664
james/fool makes those himself, he's an art school graduate and has the corresponding terrible aesthetic taste
>>711222618
>not sucking on feminine penises
>>711222627
not quite as adorable
>>711222720
How can the part that distinctly makes you male be feminine?
>>711222745
fortunately, it's a gay enough world that there's room for both
>>711222778
Are you some kind of cisscum bigot? Check your privilege.
>>711222097
I knew that, deep inside, you have always been a closeted zoophobe and anime hater. Trump will help you come out of the closet.
>>711222720
Pfft. I figured it was someone's art work, honestly when I first saw them I was hella creeped out haha. Thanks :D
>>711222933
oh yeah it's complete garbage but hey, everyone gets to post on /b/, it's a free board*
*because donald j. trump made america great again
>>711222818
Fucking fuck shit fuck goddamn fucking shit.
I slept in on accident today and I'm still a bit sick and I'll need to skip classes in order to prepare for my exam tomorrow. And the worst part is that I'm here now instead of studying.
>>711223009
>skipping classes to study
caitlyn why are you such a relentlessly good boy
>>711222991
he is here to MAGA, and since 4chan is an american based website, i suppose it only makes sense that this place be made great again, too
won't happen, but still.
>>711223073
I'm confident 4chan will remain as great and terrible as always
>>711223059
Because if I don't start studying for this test, my world will fall apart, basically.
>>711223121
4chan is and always has been an enigma of a mix of terrible yet somehow hilarious content
i fucking hate this website.
(( also should i even bother getting the tripfag extension again? i havent used one in years, there's no way in hell anyone here would recognize me. ))
>>711223147
hey martin america's great again
get working on argentina
>>711223127
No it won't, sweetheart. Take a deep breath and a drink of water and relax.
>>711223219
4chan memed the presidential election our way, it's the best place on earth
yeah get namesync idk who you are but everyone's invited to the party now that america's great again
>>711223147
how old is that chart?
>>711223333
nice quads, praise KEK
>>711223147
Even though I somehow made it on the list, people will never be able to identify me or care.
>>711223267
No, I'm seriously fucking on edge right now and this isn't me anymore. This person that plays Overwatch at night and sleeps in instead of studying in both instances so that he has to fucking cut class isn't who I am.
I'm the kind of guy that should've been studying this past weekend vigorously.
>>711223267
No way, I'll just get out of here as soon as I can.
>>711223333
It's up to date.
>>711223393
It's always easily obvious.
>>711223073
>i suppose it only makes sense that this place be made great again
I too.
>>711223393
It is ok. Everything will be fine. Your life is not ruined because you decided to be irresponsible last night.
>>711223452
You're welcome to come to America if you come LEGALLY
>>711223267
hell yeah, trump has the meme magic.
>>711223473
im ready for the evangelical scum that's going to surface with trump being made president.
I cannot believe it's not butter.
shit guys, im a fucking scrub. i forgot how to do the ![numbers/letters] thing that people do to differentiate themselves from others,
help?
>>711223452
I have about 20,000 different things I post, and I don't subscribe to namefaggotry.
>>711223548
The past two weekends, I have done absolutely nothing at all. I did the same thing on Monday as well when I had a Wednesday exam as I did yesterday.
I just need to rewind my life back to the point where I made some sense.
>>711223639
>Nibby !
oh dear, that name's gonna be confusing, there's another guy who posts here with the name Nibi
I wouldn't worry about evangelicals, trump is a secular new yorker
>>711223650
You're butter smooth, baby.
>>711223685
use a pound sign followed by whatever text to produce your tripcode
>spoonfeeding
>>711223694
You just have senioritis a little early, that's all.
>>711223452
I'm not on it ;-;
>>711223685
put a # then stuff after it in the name field
wow what a noobi
wait that's not nibi?
>>711223548
>You're welcome to come to America if you come LEGALLY
The reason anyone comes to America illegally is because you make it nearly impossible to come legally. If you want to get rid of illegal immigrants, make legal immigration easy. Or, alternatively, become poorer than Mexico, so that no one will want to live in America. SOLVED!
>>711223785
>tfw yeezy is seriously considering running inna2020
>tfw don't know who I'll vote for
>>711223767
You seem just a little too happy.
>>711223767
(Hopefully it worked)
Oh yes, I know about Nibi, I've seen him around for years. I know he's a well known tripfag, and I'd like to think I'm a decently well known Fur around the parts I roam. I've been mistaken for him a few times in the past, wouldn't mind meeting him one day to have a laugh over our similar names.
>>711223783
Thanks!
>>711223849
It's supposed to be hard, jackass, why on earth would we want shit tier third worlders to come here if they can't prove that they're worth keeping around?
>>711223694
Yeah, yeah, you play mysterious and then you whine that people can't recognize you while saying you don't care, I know the routine. Still, you always talk with the same people, so it's obvious.
>>711223783
You're not an avatar, retard.
>>711223852
well if trump can do it, so can kanye
>I'd like to think I'm a decently well known Fur around the parts I roam
>>711223877
oh yeah I'm not confident you'd have a laugh with him he's kind of an irredeemable douchebag
>>711223872
my dude I took a shot before going to class this morning and donald trump is the president elect of the united states of america, I'm feeling fucking groovy
>>711223930
yeah but I don't know which one of them I like more
maybe trump will just be a one term president voluntarily he's kinda old
>>711223881
oh, I thought it was just people in general
>>711223877
>I'd like to think I'm a decently well known Fur around the parts I roam
>>711223952
hey man, i own the second biggest furry discord server, that's something, right?
>thinking i actually matter at all ;-;
>>711224005
how did i know someone was going to say he's not the type to laugh over something like that? ah well. i tried to talk to him once on here but i got completely ignored. /shrug
>>711224025
>Generic porn dumper you could replace with any other and not notice a difference
>Not even an image to represent him I could use in the picture
>People
>>711223767
Actually, I worked the hardest I ever have in my senior year of high school.
Fuck this.
>>711223881
>whine that people can't recognize you
Never whined about that. I actually like it.
>always talk to the same people
Yeah, that's pretty much the translation for why I don't care. The few people that I talk to know me well enough.
>>711224005
depends on who puts out a better album in the next coming years.
>>711223767
>awooMAGAhillshot.jpg
Repetition doesn't make lies more true.
Trump will purge degeneracy from 4chan.
This includes /a/, /h/, /d/, /hm/.
/lgbt/ will stay because it's SFW.
/b/ will become SFW too.
[s4s] will be taken down.
>>711224073
well he's the single most bitter human being alive to be real also he wants to kill all the gays, probably including himself
>>711224104
then it's REALLY, REALLY LATE SENIORITIS
>>711224112
trump's mixtape finna be fiiiiireeeeeee
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>furry discord servers
leave at anytime
>>711224166
when did people become so close minded?
>>711224165
same tbh
fuck this community, everyone sucks
>>711224197
>>711223878
>It's supposed to be hard
Then don't say "you are welcome". And stop calling America "land of immigrants". It's easier to emigrate to China and even North Korea.
>>711224410
I've never called america a land of immigrants, that's retarded shit leftists say
>>711223849
>You're welcome to come to America if you come LEGALLY
Real meaning:
>You are not welcome to America
>>711224486
You said it, not me :^)
They can come back if they're willing to play by the rules, but if not, I'm glad they're gone.
Give me music to listen to while looking at gay furry porn
>>711225923
>You said it, not me :^)
>Comprehension is nothing
>>711221071
funny...last time i checked, trashman himself was against trump
>>711227027
LOL.
