/nzg/ - The New Zealand Genitals
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/nzg/ - The New Zealand Genitals
>>711202004
>>711202004
Vola is full of them.
/r/BFenT2Q
>>711202319
>i will literally cuck you
Butter Chicken For Dinner Edition
>>711202374
Who are you quoting?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711202319
I am old and I don't understand Vola.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711202740
it's not hard to understand, click to download files, drag and drop files to upload files.
volafile io /r/BFenT2Q
Good evening, New Zealand! You have been visited by the workplace safety doggo!
Good hearing and safety will come to you but ONLY if you reply to this post "stay safe in the workplace, doggo"
>>711203353
Stay safe in the workplace, doggo
>>711203353
no hi vis, no steel cap boots, loose jerlery, eye protection..
are we finally back?
>>711204231
are we?
>>711204145
There's also meat with chicken and meat with fish.
Which is interesting...
>>711204269
>>711203353
stay safe in the workplace, doggo
Any of Lauren Mackenzie ?
Lawn maintenance is underrated
>>711204862
Name?
>>711205012
Mmm what's her last name? Where in CHCH? May know her!
>>711204331
You're a fassot.
Any of Deni from CHCH?
>>711205064
That's a G retard
Any welly nudes
>>711205216
can ya trade
>>711205471
Nope, just a homesick Wellingtonian
>>711205501
everynight
Sorry to bring American politics into your kiwi thread, but what do you fellers think about our recent election results? Honesty is encouraged.
Any from Napier
>>711205175
If you gay so.
>>711205583
im still not sure if the elections were a joke or social experiment
>>711205583
I think that Americans cry that the sky is falling every election and it never happens...
>>711205666
nice satan trips bro
i really wish i was gay
>>711205732
Brosephine*
>>711205666
tfw this is one of the most beneficial elections for america in decades.
Helwoo from naseby
>>711205768
>>711205768
Trump gonna redpill America by the pussy.
>>711205666
American here. I agree. 6th presidential election for me, this is nothing new. Those being smug and those whining are political newfags.
This means nothing.
The only positive is that trumples has no filter so hopefully he goes maverick one day in a random interview and leaks something secret live on air.
>bonus points if aliens
>double bonus for lizard people
Opinions on Trump Winning?
IMO thank fuck he won ay.
>>711206147
>triple bonus for alien lizard people
>>711206147
The benefits are:
>No WW3
>Restoring relations with Russia, who is kicking ISIS arse
>Shutting down globalism
>Shutting down the TPPA.
This is good for the world. I am liberal as they come and even I can see that Trump is a good thing.
>>711206340
Sup Q, I miss your nipples.
>>711206392
CLIT
>>711206392
no hair?
>>711206392
Would love to see it spread and wet
A man can dream......
>>711206392
wtf girls post here?
>>711206507
That's a repost but yes. This is OC >>711206340
>>711206384
>>711206507
Girls are the biggest /nzg/ memers
>>711206600
Thanks Q.T. would squeeze/10
>>711206392
>>711206435
She will never show clit. This is just the clit hood.
I need cock
This makes me sad to be a woman. Is she really this dumb?
Are you OK?
>>711206728
Don't pretend you're her, faggot. Show your dick.
>>711206737
Get your tits out like the first lady did.
>>711206782
Yeah, that wasn't me.
>>711206866
Lucy Lawless?
>>711206782
Didn't even say I was her, retard
Kaity bonner nudes now you cucks
>>711206907
You implied it.
>>711206905
No, that's Melania Trump, Donald Trump's wife.
>>711206896
>boomerang slims
Fucking, get on the vapes dude. For yourself. For your son.
>>711206328
All elections are a good thing. Always. A change of power is always a good thing. But you big upping all the shit President Elect Trump is going to accomplish is a bit retarded. He doesn't have a blank check. He will to tow the party line. It will be republican business as usual.
Unless this >>711206194
>>711206988
I had a 4chan filename. How the fuck is that implying it? How new are you?
>>711206977
I have them but I'm not going to post them because you called me a cuck. Instead I am going to cuck you by fapping to her nudes myself.
>>711207050
>damage control
>>711207050
Not him, but shut up dude. You lost.
>>711207067
>throwing buzzwords around
KYS newfag
>>711207028
Good idea.
Get a vape for the child.
>>711207138
Kek. Thought about vaping.
>>711207047
I don't give a fuck about what he promised. I am looking at it from the outside. I am looking at it from the perspective of a citizen of the world.
If Hillary was elected, she would start a war with Russia, that would fuck the world. Russia is based as fuck, they've done more to fuck ISIS in the bum hole than America ever could.
He is not controlled by corporations, and him being elected is basically the end of the TPPA, our Prime Minister has already said as much.
>>711207119
>buzzwords
>kys
>newfag
>>711207119
>buzzwords
>says KYS newfag
>>711207180
TPPA would probably be a dope deal for us without the U.S
db's interpretation of idbro
>>711207193
He's baiting you at this point since he knows he lost.
Is this really what the internet has come to?
>>711207193
>>711207213
trolled XD
>>711207160
You can get one cheap as, even delivered. A starter kit is like $25, less than a 30g of baccy. Get a tobacco flavour to start with, helps the transition.
>>711207241
On the internet it's like we're all Chandler from Friends without the hot wife.
>>711207298
I never watched Friends. Bu
>>711207233
Spooky
>>711207233
My negro
>>711207229
Without the US yeah, and we will do trade deals with the rest of the partners without the US. We get to keep cheap drugs, which is what the USA would have fucked us on.
>>711207056
Sir i am so sorry. Please accept my apology and post them
>>711207233
WAIT kyss was IDbro??????
>>711207319
RARE
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>>711207273
>>711207351
careful, your newfag is showing.
>>711207337
No, I am not giving them to you now because you're acting like a faggot.
>>711207404
You dont have em anyway kiddo
>>711207180
>blah blah blah citizen of the world
>blah blah blah Hillary hypotheticals
>blah blah blah politicians talking politics
He. Will. Tow. The. Party. Line. Period. If not the other republicans will yank his leash as fast as possible.
But again, hopefully he goes maverick and some "behind the curtains" shit.
>>711207458
Once again, I do not give a single fuck about what he does to America. He can burn your faggy country to the ground for all I care.
>>711207381
>Imblying
>>711207592
I miss Ginga, she was based.
>>711207519
Then stop responding.
>>711207664
Don't tell me what to do you bully.
>>711207717
can you suck on em?
>>711207717
>>711207775
>>711207233
>>711207592
got anymore bleeding eyes k-pop?
>>711207775
No, I can not.
>>711207233
>Them haunting eyes.
>>711208010
Damn, i can't really think of anything else sexy you could do related to your own nipples apart from that.
>>711207381
>he doesn't know the meme
>>711208044
You lack imagination.
>>711208010
Pinch and pull them.
>>711208069
what meme?
>>711208105
>>711208230
Combo. Well done.
>>711208230
make left nipple touch right nipple?
>>711207332
>>711207353
Butt squeeze/slap webm when?
>>711208327
How the shit do you expect me to do that? stuff the tit flesh in between my massive tits into the 5th dimension?
>>711208327
make the nipples kiss
>>711208395
You cut one of them off.
>>711208230
show nipples poking through a shirt of some sort?
>>711208415
As Close as I can get
>>711207683
Gee wiz, I'm sorry m80
>>711208547
I don't know why but this looks super funny to me.
>>711208616
It's the pepe fingers
>>711208616
Yeah it does haha.
>>711208415
>this nigga
>>711208649
What? That's not pepe fingers >>711208547
Maybe reverse pepe fingers.
>>711208547
Can you draw faces on your tiddies and do this pic again
>>711208690
What about me?
>>711208781
>make the nipples kiss
Is the most juvenile shit I've heard in a while.
>poop back and forth forever
>>711208776
Only if it's a pepe.
>>711208886
Shush you smelly bum bum.
>>711208897
Rolling for this
>>711208945
>thas moar liek it
>>711208897
Here ya go, best I could do :(
>>711209030
I don't mess around. I have a 3 year old. I have all the best insults.
>>711209212
throw some kid shade. mine calls me a dick and goes "wejrerktgeritgie" at me with an angry face.
>>711209174
more ginga r34
>>711209257
Lost
>>711209257
Haaaaaaaa
>>711209292
>>711209269
Mine says "I just don't even want to look at you right now, your face makes me mad!"
He also clenches his fists and shakes his whole body with visible anger.
He called me a stinky armpit once which was one of my favourites.
>>711209480
kek, stinky armpit. Can't wait for those child imagined insults.
>>711209596
merge families when?
Modern Art.
>>711209212
I have a 3yo as well. The worst she says is "you're a jerk, man". But the attitude is fucking unreal.
>>711209810
It's a masterpiece.
Q, hold a wine class inbetween your tits?
>>711209916
A whole class? That's at least 10 people. Her tits are big but not that big.
>>711209916
glass*>>711209958
>>711209867
Ayy we got another papa in the house!
>>711202121
haha classic
>>711210154
If /b/ was a safe place to post kiddos I'd post a pic kek the last thing I need is the shit fit my wife would have if little miss got memed
>>711211279
asshole, now
>>711210686
I'd never ask you to, and I would berate you if you did.
>>711211279
>that sneaky areola tho
>>711211279
>>711211340
ASSHOLE WITH TIMESTAMP PLZ
>>711211413
>>711211340
Dreamers
>>711211340
>>711211413
>Wanting to see a woman's arsehole.
Faggots. Poop comes out of there.
fuck these threads are shit these days
>>711211792
bruh, that's fucking sick.
posting a child like that on the internet.
>>711211795
who keeps making these?
>>711211759
so does dreams
>>711211792
Don't post your child on 4chan you fucking idiot.
>>711211847
Kek!
>>711211795
>>711211888
Samefag
>>711211795
they've always been cucked
>>711212044
kys
Make The Threads Great Again
>>711211847
>>711211992
Jeez fellers calm it down!
>>711212106
whos this chink?
>>711212100
>macfag
>>711212106
fucking kek is that really him?
>>711212106
idbro is a qt
>>711212153
>being this mad mad because you can't afford a mac
>>711211795
when was it good?
>>711212254
it hasnt been good since goofbro stopped shit posting
>>711212106
Fucking Jong
>>711212303
dont know who that is lol
>>711212221
i'm not mad, i was being sarcastic.
I can afford one, not a problem but, i would probably not get one, as i have a perfectly fine Acer laptop and a kickass gaming PC
>>711212378
newfag
>>711212415
idc who you are kek
>>711212394
>Acer
your autism is showing
>>711212221
>can't afford an overpriced hyped up p.o.s
>>711212463
i dont need a fucking fancy ass laptop, it's only for YouTube, Movies and Study.
>>711212378
>>711212508
>b-b-but muh status symbol
>>711212466
it's ok i remember when i was poor. never let people bully you because you don't have money.
>>711212622
>>711212622
>>711212728
kek is that n8's dad?
>>711212908
bitches being bitches coz they are bitches.
>>711211279
You should be in bed and also naked.
Dubs and I upgrade to a meet and greet with Keith Ape. Get a signed poster and a photo with him.
>>711213411
FUAAAAAAAAAAARK!
>>711213411
checked but who the fuck is Keith Ape?
quercy anal now
>>711213552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
>>711213357
>>711213411
see you at meet and greet
>>711213604
Mmm, you look very naked. Why is lefty hiding though?
>>711213584
i turned it off about 12 seconds in. you couldnt pay me to watch this absolute horse shit.
>>711213702
tis a song kez
>>711213411
get your soju boy sorted bro!
>>711213702
I will give you $50,000 to watch the whole thing.
>>711213624
ill be in the bucket hat <3
>>711213796
kek
>>711213747
sorry i'm out
>>711213624
i would go to the meet and greet hjust to punch that chink in the face
>>711213881
dubs and you do it
>>711213584
th@ remix with asap ferg tho
>>711214000
Oh fuck cuz.
trips confirms this must happen.
>>711214000
aww sheeeiiiiittt!
>>711214000
>>711214000
>not dubs though
Do I have to print this ticket?
Who even prints shit off these days>
>>711214167
nvm, answered my own question by reading an email of the ticket.
>>711214085
Fuck off. It's dubs and a baby dub.
>>711214167
Tala Morgana is going btw. saw it on her snapchat. pls get pic of her tits and post it on Monday
>>711214238
for realies?
should i grab her by the pussy?
>>711213690
It's fucking cold.
>>711214301
Meanwhile it's fucking tropical up here in Auckland.
>>711214301
hard clit?
>>711214293
yeah man she spams that shit all day on snapchat. def take pic of you grabbing her by the pussy for keks
Can finally put my freestyle dance lessons to good use.
won't be able to understand this nigga keith at all.
G'night NZ fam <3
Dunedin reporting and unreporting.
>>711214673
night cuck
sup bird niggers
I don't know what Image will be posted.
Night.
>>711215369
how does one even take a picture like this.
>>711215369
you really do love me. night
>>711215438
Wicked stretch back. Kinda hard on the back cause of leg positions but it's all in the name of science so.
That was my goodnight pic, I'm out.
>>711215369
show clit
>>711215627
Clit is on this thread.
>>711215476
quercy, asshole, now
Tfw just realised I bought tickets to a nigga I won't understand.
Anyone got any pingas in Wellington?
>>711215715
show pussy but in a bent over position like in doggy style position pls need to fap
>>711216169
She's gone to bed dude. If you had come here more often you'd have already seen her pussy.
>>711216396
When will the casualfags stop harassing our woman?
>>711217058
As long as she's posting every night, never.
