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He wants a civil war /b/
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That dude is going to get arrested by the FBI. Haha. Calling for a civil war?? That's fed time.
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With what weapons?
Liberals are all anti-gun authoritarians. How will they revolt exactly?
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He should have just called for a 2nd amendment solution.
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>>711184318
Only over the internet. What's he gonna do, gun down the president? Bomb the whitehouse?
Nah he's going to complain over social media with a bunch of other circle-jerking dipshits that can't get over the fact they lost.
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Kek, I hope for one. I'm better trained than 80% of liberal faggots. The only ones I'm not more trained that would be actual military liberals.
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>>711184318
You guys need to be out there on jewbook asking these faggots questions about their plans, getting them to state things explicitly. Don't make it too obvious, just set them off by saying things like, "you mean whine on the computer, or make a sign?"

Once they state violent intent, BAM submit to the FBI report page.
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>>711184567
That's the part of this that amuses me the most. What do you plan on using to revolt? Guns? But, but those are bad. Hard to shoot when you don't know how to use one. Idiots.
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reminder, this is what Liberals think.
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>>711184792
I bet hes the bullied kid who worships the Stacie of his school
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>>711184318
but... republicans are the ones with guns.
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>>711184318
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>>711185072
Shkreli needs less coke and a new PR advisor.
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>>711184526
Fuck you at least this guy had the balls to say it.
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>>711185132
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Liberals are pussies when it comes to actual violence. Had Shillary won, then maybe there would be a civil war, but since the libs are natural cucks, it isnt gonna happen.
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Why are blacks protesting agianst Trump exactly?
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>>711185131
this.
what are they gonna do, kill us with words?
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>>711185131
kek
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>>711185305
>Balls
>A sjw
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>>711185452
Don't underestimate them, man. They'll tweet all day and night until the civil war starts!
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>>711184567
>mfw I'm a gun owner who leans liberal
Weird huh? I also hunt pronghorns every year
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Why exactly are black people protesting against Trump?
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>>711184318
DAILY REMINDER HITLER WAS AN ARTIST
Don't underestimate your enemy
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>>711185775
Hitler was in the army, these cucks cry cause the bullie calls them fat
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retarded monkeys are full of what exactly
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all these faggots vote for gun control i doubt they have guns good luck ya gonna need it
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Lol they break a wondow and they feel like Sons of anarchy, poor pussies, keep crying
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>>711186322
>wondow
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>>711184318
>MFW presidents don't do shit, it's congress.
Dumb fucks never contact congressman to complain.
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its funny because those libtards are anti gun, so i guess they are just anti people who disagree witht them guns.
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>>711184526
Kek
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>>711184318

Are all White, Male Americans like this? *SMH
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Does anyone know how difficult/easy it would be to move to America from Canada right now? Maybe I can switch with some libtard willing to come here into cuckland. I promise, I'll be a patriot.
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>>711186322
busting wondows all day
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>>711185664
>mfw I'm straight guy who occasionally sucks dick
Weird huh? I also eat ass every day
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>>711186192
guy like you shouldnt be left alone with a lighter. KYS
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>>711186827
>mfw I'm a mummy who sometimes comes to life
Weird huh? I also can get into every display case in the museum
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>mfw they literaly want to give us the perfect excuse to gunnem down like filthy terrorists
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>>711186322
I am the voper, I vish to vosh your broken vondows
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>picked up the the morning
>Charged with inciting a riot and high treason

You aren't going to get far with your revolution, sorry
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>>711185664

>im the exception to the almost undisputed rule, but my example proves you wrong

ftfy
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>>711184318
He's getting massively raped on the comments!
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>MFW this thread is just a bunch of cuckservatives jacking each other off
I fucking hate modern liberalism but honestly you fuckers are just as retarded in your own speacial way. If we want to "make America great again", then the two sides need to cooperate for once. But that won't happen anytime soon because both sides of you retards just spew insults constantly.
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I have been doing nothing but enjoying the mass butt hurt today. They brought this on themselves.
>if you don't vote for Hillary you're a racist, gay hating, sexist peice of shit!
You're probably right. But that makes it so much sweeter knowing that in 2016, this 3rd wave feminist bullshit will start to crumble.
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>>711187914
The great part is the two sides don't need to cooperate. We control almost everything right now. Get fucked libs.
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>>711187914
>Cooperate
Dude, that morons dont know a shit, fucking puppets, they literaly rather being raped by muslims and beaners than being "Racists bigots"
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>>711187601
I-I'm sorry for p-posting s-sir
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>>711184846
>tips fedora
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>>711188085
this
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http://www.businessinsider.com/5-shot-in-downtown-seattle-near-scene-of-anti-trump-protests-2016-11
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>>711188286
>tips back to you
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>>711184567
I'm not anti-gun I'm anti-assault rifle. Saying that we don't own guns is just wrong, you forget that we are still American.
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>>711188085
>They want a civil war
>We have the fucking congress and the presidency
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>>711188259
>maybe this will be the ticket that tears down the system
You're on the wrong side bitch, Trump is an outsider who's got himself into office, that's the closest we get to tearing down the system, and the democrats nearly screwed it up.
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>>711184318
>implying limp dicked liberals will do anything but post shit on twitter or march around and post selfies of their 'revolt'

so funny watching these babies bitch and moan

especially after tolerating 8 years of our apologist, race baiting president and the forever hugbox bullshit
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>>711184318

You fucking idiots don't want a civil war.

You'll get erased, entirely.

You have no chance, at all, of even competing.

The fucking stupidity burns.
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who wants to shoot some faggots?
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>>711188839
Me
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>>711188583
>I'm anti-assault rifle

You'll be pleased to know that you've won. Assault rifles have been banned from new civilian sales since 1986. Or by "assault rifles" do you mean long rifles that are black and have black composite stocks?
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>>711188908
Yea he means those cool looking hunting rifles.
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>>711188691
>Libtards
>Brain
pick one
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>>711189150
>Libtards
>Brian
you pick one
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>>711184318

Truthfully, red states will be more formidable than blue.

Red states are also usually production states, while blue are usually consumption states.

None of these pussies will follow through, though. This Twatter tough talk """activism""" is perfectly tailored to their sedentary lifestyles.
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>>711184318
actually, i would support thins.

i read this some place ...
"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

So ... if enough of us feel the same ... it's 1776 all over again ... we have the God given right ... the obligation to the future ... to do so.

Lock and load ...
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>>711184318
the pro trump side will win against the faggots because they have rednecks and rednecks have guns lots and lots of guns
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>Hungergames
>civil war
Somebody please cut off their Netflix accounts
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>>711184318
LETS CUT THIS FAHHOT up
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>>711184846
>military liberals
Pick one.
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>>711184318
>>711189399
perhaps it is time for the first coup in American history ... for the salvation of the world as we know it ...
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>>711189433
Shut up, its my constitutional right to own a Barret
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>>711188259
>They don't know shit
>This applies to both fucking sides
You're literally proving my point. Instead of using your copy paste arguments like "I'm smarter than everybody on the other side!" Give me a legitimate argument to why both sides are helping America in any way by flinging shit at each other. because so far all I've seen is cuckservatives having trump worship orgies and liberals getting so triggered that they just might blow out their brains. There is no intelligence on either side of it.
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>>711185288
Leave him alone, he might be a little bit of a ass but i love that fuck
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>>711184526
>calling for people to get blackbagged for venting on the internet

I wonder how long you'd be in jail for if everything you've ever said online was treated like a crime
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>>711185452
>Liberals are pussies

and we all know what Trump does to pussies...
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>>711189779
arguments? they are millenials, the encarnation of autism
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>>711184318
>civil war
>none of them have any guns

kek
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>>711184318
You're promising an insurrection? Isn't that treason?
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>>711185501
hurt our feelings, obviously
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>>711190058
kek
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>>711190106
>Civil war
>non of them knows how to use a gun and blood makes them vanish in the ground
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>>711185671
because twitter told them to do so
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>>711190078
See? You just brush it off with a copy paste statement. Try actually thinking.
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>>711184318
That keyboard warrior isn't even going to go outside.
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>>711185033
I'm a liberal and I don't think this. There are plenty of crazy posts from both sides. I want trump to succeed because I love America. I just hope I was wrong about him
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>>711190106
actually ... my 50,000 rounds might help just a little bit ...

shit ... if that all spilled in my basement ... into the sump area ... i think i might become an EPA Superfund site. can't let that happen so ... lock and load ... let's get the motherfuckers and really take America back...
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>>711189267
I would rather have just the body for organ harvesting. The brain is corrupted and useless.
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>>711190448

if my name was "Dylan" i wouldn't go outside either. Is there any name that just screams 'i'm a faggot' more?
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>>711190527

>implying it's even there
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>>711189399
Well as far as the consent of the governed go, trump wins the majority. Again. So you cucks can go ahead and try.
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>>711190659

Madison (for girls esp.)
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>>711190492
>baiting violence this hard

fuck off kid
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>>711190492
>14 year old autist the post
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>>711190492
You will be expecting a knock on your door at 8 P.M. tommorrow. If you aren't ready then, its waterboarding and heavy jail time for you.
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>>711190295
Isnt copypaste, is the truth,and there is nothing to argue, we want an America like the one who fought in the war,whit true americans, not this shithole full of muslims and spics supporting lgbt and shit like that cause "it is right bigot", and i mean, maybe one or two spics and muslims are ok, but this just turned ridiculous
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>>711189779
I would say that, in the face of the current chain of progressive policy, where homosexuality isn't merely tolerated but almost >encouraged<, where people equate being offended with being assaulted, and where the white man has been vilified beyond any sort of realistic level, compromise is not something that conservatives are willing to settle for.

Conservatives are, at best, willing to accept the humanity of the homosexual, unwilling to compromise on free speech, and unwilling to have our entire history vilified just because societies are inherently hierarchical.
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>>711190707
hillary won the popular vote u fucking autist
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>>711184567
Peaceful protest
It works
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I hope someone assassinates Trump
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>>711184567
>mfw all this chaos, as well as the insanity which will come soon, has me considering getting a gun

I'm left-leaning and have never been anti-gun before, and I have thought about getting one in the past anyway, But now it's much more appealing, just for protection. (Not from any particular group, left or right - the point is that I simply don't know who it'd be who might try something.)
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Oh God one can only help... I'm prepped and have an armory that would make Archer drool, and pretty much everyone I know is similarly prepped!.. all I have to say is BRING IT LIBFAGS!
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>>711191015
Then tell me how buttfucking each other helps you move towards that goal.
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>>711191159
Well spoken anon.
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>>711191199
so does voting, dipshit
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can we sumbit a tip to fbi.gov, for impending terrorist attack?
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>>711191178
By less than a percent. Also Trump won the presidency. Which is more important?
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>>711189779
Most people who do not think very deeply on these issues simply must go on by what they hear and see, and it might come from those around them. And so, the left only hears one thing, and so the right only hears one thing, but there simply must be objective truth in the matter. I would say that a side could be judged not by what it says, but by what it does not say; simply: are there those willing to speak simple truths? And if so, where might they belong? Are there those that would simply wish to believe without thinking? And if so, what is it that they are believing without thinking? And who is telling them these things that they are believing without thinking? One might believe themselves to be thinking, but in a world such as ours where madness has become reason, it becomes not far from the truth to say that all are enemies, and only those that hold the same truths might be trusted. In doing this, they admit that they live in a world in which multiple truths might be true, and this cannot be true, for in the end there is but only one truth. Whichever peoples must breed death and violence to be heard, and whichever people place power over the truth - they are wrong. For it is goodness that is true, and it is the truth that is good. And so, those that lie, are the evil ones.
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>>711184318
Report this terrorist to homeland security
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>>711191219
What has he done to you that makes you think he deserves to die?
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>>711191361
His assblasted liberal panties are in a wad.
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>>711184318

He needs to unrustle those jimmies. It's just the presidency. People are acting like it's something that matters.
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>>711191323
you can indeed

start by reporting this faggot:

>>711190492
>>711191260
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>>711188583

Why is it all your kind are just a bunch of faggots?
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>>711191287
There are honestly more people who don't want trump than there are people who do want him
If this election was essentially Trump vs. Anyone but Trump, anyone but Trump would have one
But because people couldn't decide on who that anyone was, Trump won

Reminder that Harambe got over 15,000 votes
A firm testament to your statement
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>>711184318
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>>711191323
I don't see why not. Maybe the bitch will think twice before he put his feelings first on social media
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>>711188583
Skip on over to /k/ and try that there bait out.
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>>711191326
>says "trump wins the majority"
>anon points out that he actually won bc of electoral college, not popular vote
>moves the goalposts by talking about 'whats more important'
>being this autistic
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>>711191323
link me ill submit the tip
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>>711191361
It's about preventing a new rise of fascism. Wouldn't you call for Hitler to be killed if you had the hindsight about what his government would entail?
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>>711191178

I hate EV's, but I gotta admit that Hillary taking the popular vote matters none in this case. There's no denying it, shitloads of her supporters were stuffing ballot boxes with dozens, if not hundreds, of votes using dead people's names.

In light of this fact, it's undeniable.. she didn't win the popular vote. Not honestly.

You're honestly saying "but more dead people voted for Hillary!"

> no joke, anon
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>>711191330
So basically Clinton is evil?
>K
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>>711184318
Bring it the fuck on.

>Right wingers have all the guns, military and police training.
>Right wingers are survivalists and hunters
>Right wingers own military grade hardware

Like I said, bring it the fuck on.
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>>711191479
>Here's to four hopefully not eight more years of shit
>more years of shit

Whoops
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>>711184318
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>>711191470
>more people who don't want trump than there are people who do want him
and yet he somehow got more votes than any other candidate

fucking hell you are pathetic
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>>711191479
Thank god im 7000000000% native american and also a transpansexual pro refugees
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>>711190982
actually, i really do have 50k rounds ... 3 gun safes, rifles, handguns, and one very special item ... i'm a collector of sorts - what can I say

most of you fags have never seen half the shit I own, including the 2 black powder muskets (non-rifled) ... all kidding aside, firearms are a great hobby and the local IWLA chapter is very accommodating at letting members fire on the outside range.
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>>711191470
>Harambe got over 15,000 votes

if democracy was really work he would have won

fuckin rigged system, maahhhnnn
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>>711191722
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>>711191585
No.

Imagine how much worse the world would be if those 6 millions jews, fags, and cripples had 70 years to breed and insidiously insert themselves into the workings of Europe. Hell, even with their number devastated, those yamaca-wearing matza-eating shekelburgs have torn the European Union to pieces with their greed.
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>>711191754
I want a colt m1911 .45 from ww2

absolutely beautiful weapon
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>>711191159
See? This is a real statement. Once you take away all the "libtards are stupid" fluff you get an argument that is actually good. Personally I say fuck the sjws and the modern feminists. My point is that you make more allies if you speak calmly rather than screeching hatred at those who oppose you.
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>>711191553
At least trump isn't a crooked cunt that got a majority of her votes because "she got a vagina" and pointless shit along those lines. Take a good look at this thread and see exactly how many allies are among you.
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Its not just white men /b/

Im a masculine latino that does not listen to HIP HOP and is VERY conservative.

I'm also a veteral of the military so i believe in hard work. The second i tell people that if they want something they should go out and WORK i get stabbing looks, like i betrayed them or something.

this is an attack on men not WHITE men. however you can't argue that WHITE is a big part of the narrative being thrown around right now. As a latino man i'm here to tell you ill be waiting with my shot gun with my veteran buddies.

Im with you.
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>>711191888
i voted for trump bro im just trying to get u to understand that u literally have autism
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>>711191692
>went from total democratic rule to total republican rule after the people voted for it
>textbook facism

when was the last time she ever opened a textbook which didn't have anything to do with women studies?
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>>711191993
see
>>711191600
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>>711191959

I believe this bro. Like 33% of Latino males voted for Trump. That says a lot.

You would NEVER have 33% (or even close) of black males voting for Trump. They ate all the bait and choked on it.

Latinos on the other hand.. they don't swallow the shit as easy.
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>>711186573
freedom eagle for you my brother
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>>711191846
This, and I want to get an m1 garand
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he will be charged and banned from social media accounts

the revolution will not be televised.

it will be neutralized.

you can no longer revolt.

this is the way.
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>>711192117

There are tons of videos of it happening, anon.

Liberals are pathetic. They can't even win when they cheat, lol.
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>>711192014
The entirety of commifornia and NY as well as areas among it are completely oblivious to any form of reasoning outside of their gender studies and liberal "arts"
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>>711191959
Dude, mexican news literaly said "the most of the Trump voters are White old mens whit no career", they hate the white men, maybe men in general but specialy whites
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>>711188259

Jesus I don't care if this bitch endorses Satan/Saddam 2020...I would eat that ass like my life depended on it
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>>711192127

would the black vote really have an impact anyway? they are only about 13% of the population (and as far as i know, you can't vote from prison.)
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>>711192014

That would imply she's smart enough to understand without pictures
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>SJW
>civil war

so let me get this straight, a bunch of cucks are going to beat millions of country motherfucker that have hundreds of illegal guns

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
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>>711192185
Add in a 1912 trench shot gun and you have the full load out i want
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>>711192306
Liberals will deny it but it is becoming inherently obvious that they are far more racist than conservatives by saying " all white males are bigots and should be ashamed" etc.
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>>7111924
>hundreds
of thousands
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>>711191846
I have my grandfather's M1911A1. Honestly, I've only fired it a few times. It has such sentimental value I kind of treat it like piece of decorative china. My family is a bit of a mess ... so having it, and knowing he carried it is a special connection to my past.
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>>711192405
>as far as i know, you can't vote from prison
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>>711192185
Too much Call of Duty 2.

The M1 kicks like a goddamn mule. It is no fun to shoot.
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>>711192306

you're right i guess i should say its an attack on white men and all other men in general.
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>>711192544
>>711192455 ***
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>>711192571
You've never seen a person drop from it then
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>>711192405

Well, that's beside the point.

Regardless, the differences aren't that much.

USA, blacks: ~13%
USA, latinos+hispanics: ~17%

See?
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>>711192549
have to add ...
in defense of the american ideal ... i would gladly sacrifice this sidearm
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>>711186827
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha YESSSS
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can we just take a moment to appreciate all the lulz being generated by this?

its been a while since we had good lulz
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>>711192685
Neither have you.

And you've never fired one. I'm just telling you that if you ever get the opportunity, wear an extra shoulder pad, or have a cushioned butt stock, because it fucking HURTS to shoot.
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>>711191722
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>>711184318
brave man
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>>711192894
i fully appreciate it anon, ive been trolling for 3 hours laughing my balls off
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>>711192894
Dude yesterday /pol/ was the temple of the keks, you shouldve watched the young turks hahahahahahaha
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>>711186322
Kek haven't seen that pic yet. Only it flipped around
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>>711192952
We saw the last one you posted dude, dont be so redit sucking off this thread
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>>711186573
Come on down brother
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>>711192940
oh yeah i want a modernized version of it, the old ww2 were made for men trained to use and with stand them but add a little modern equipment to one and you have a fine rifle
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>>711190455
This.

I'm not a liberal.. or republican, or whatever the fuck Trump is.

But I wish everyone could calm the fuck down and be prepared to take proper measures if he totally fucks up.

Meanwhile I hope that he doesn't totally fuck up.
Or that the illuminati exists and the second he's in the white house he's killed and replaced with an android clone like all the other presidents.
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>>711187160
Kek who is this guy? I like him
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>>711191015
You're a millennial too faggot. You haven't been in any wars. STFU.

Retard.
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>>711193169
>>711191722
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>>711187914
Fuk off cuck
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>>711191553
>make it sound like she won by an overwhelming majority by saying she 'won' the popular vote
>200k people is the size of one county in california
>coincidentally, illegals can vote in california
>ergo, she didnt actually win the majority, she just had al ot of illegal ballot stuffing
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>>711193303
Dangerous Dave
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>>711188259
>0 likes
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>>711191634
Right wingers are mostly regular folk that don't go shooting people for no reason.

Please don't forget that.
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>>711188727
Hahahaha that filename
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>>711193306
Excuse me, Are you assuming my generation?
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>>711189399
Fuck off pussy cuck KEK
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>>711189295
It's not state vs state, it's urban vs rural
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>>711184318
>Beta cucks and whiny feminists trying to stage a civil war
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>>711193537
Lmao
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>>711193473
She has her followers dude, a shame shes a fucking Hillbot just like jessica nigri and the 90% of hollywood
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>win presidant
>have to shake monkeys hand
> lean in for hug
> whisper in ear
>"you're fired"
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>>711185671
Cause black people like to riot
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>>711191159
Beautifully put anon
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>>711184318
>SJWs trying to war
So they sit around screaming for someone else to do their bidding? Because thats all they can do.

They prize weakness among their ranks. Anyone who was physically capable of fighting has long since been marginalized or thrown out for being "Ableist"
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See? This is why the rest of the world thinks the US is retarded.

You get so polar about shit; red vs blue, left vs right, Republican vs Democrat, conservative vs liberal. And you seem to be forgetting that you're all just folks.

Imagine a gun owner that is okay with pro choice? A homo that is a devout Christian? A libertarian that supports some government oversight?

You are all the same nation, for good or bad. Stop it with your us and them mentality. It's fucking retarded.
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>>711191323
Yup. I've already reported a couple edgelords in this very thread. Threatening violence against the president elect is no laughing matter. Even on 4chan.
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>>711193537
Triggered

Go home Tumblr you're drunk
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>>711190078
>encarnation
well good job proving you are autistic as well
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>>711193946
How lovely
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>>711185305
>Had the balls

Behind a fucking screen, I'd love to see this guy say that to their face and see what's gonna happen.
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>>711193946
this
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>>711193537
Call it an educated guess, asshat.

True Americans that fought in a war? There hasn't been a war since 1950. Fuck off idiot.
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>>711191775
Wat
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>>711194114
you got a bandaid? you cut me with that edge
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>>711187036
This is actually super cool. Need more info.
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>>711193946
That's an easy outlook within a single state. It becomes more difficult when there's 300 million people, some of them living 3000 miles away trying to dictate how you should live your life.
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>>711191959
I'd be proud to stand guard and smoke Marlboros with you brother
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>>711185501
With buzzwords, anon

>RACISTXENOPHOBICNECROMORPHICSEXISTSEXYSEXERYMISOGINEERRAPISTRAPERRAPPERNECROPHILEPEDOPHILEDURR DURR HURR
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Can you edgy cunts calm down? I get it, you like Donald, but screaming "bring it on libtards kill all faggots" is too much. What made you so unfeeling to other humans?
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>>711194088
Korea didn't count? Vietnam didn't count? Iraq and Afghanistan didn't count?
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>>711193946
I just read blablablablablablablabla devout Christian
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>>711187914
God i hate seeing the meaning of that word being lost. It's not like the term gay which can be commonly inserted as a synonym for "bad". Cuck is a word that refers to a man who enjoys watching his girl get plowed by another dude. Now, I'm not a conservative, but i feel as if that word doesnt quite apply to them. It's commonly used to categorize Liberals (Really SJW males more than the general liberal) because it's a hyperbolic interpretation of their views/beliefs.
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>>711193460
Word I'll have to look him up
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>>711194380
>>711194155

Wrong reply.
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>>711184526
>That dude is going to get arrested by the FBI.
>i actually thinks that someone can be arrested for intentions, and i voted trump
kek
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>>711184846
>I'm better trained than 80% of liberal faggots.
navy seals with over 300 kills confirmed
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>>711193842
Hahahahahahahajajhahaja
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>>711194459
Threats to elected officials constitutes and actual crime.
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>>711194459
But you can be arrested for intentions that threaten national security
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>>711194279
Luckies please. Your granddad prolly had Luckies and Camels in his ration back then in the old days, but I'd say luckies taste better
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>>711194302

Theryre the ones who want a """""civil war""""
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>>711187036
>>711186827
>mfw i'm a vegan who also eat raw meat once a month
Weird huh? i also drink my own piss constantly
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>>711194260
You get that with any government. In fact with majority rule there will always be stuff that goes against what some people want.
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>>711194635
>>711194669
Just quietly report them. They're fuckin fired
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>>711194701
Loool Marlboros
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>>711194155
>There hasn't been a war since 1950

there are no words, anon
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>>711194402
Deus vult.

Wanna touch my trebuchet? No homo.
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>>711188259
>muh soginee
>muh rage
>muh feels
>muh provocative pictures

Typical female
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>>711194702
I know man and that's their bad, but all the people on this board suddenly talking about going out and killing all these other Americans has me feeling rough. I don't want that.
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>>711188085
>a difference of only 500k votes
>country literally split in two
>the president is hated by his own party and most likely he will be at war with the senate
>we control the spice, we control the universe
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>>711194380
Cold war police actions? Corporate interest defending that had nothing to do with the good of the people?

Fuck off. Those are meat grinders, fucking up good men and women for bull shit reasons
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>>711190058
grab them by the themselves?
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>>711195000
checked and theyre just baiting out the dummies, let em' do their job

murca
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>>711195064
I'm honestly happy to see the division. If Hillary had won with an obscene margin, like 75% of the vote, I would have given up on democracy, because it would have clearly been a shill. It would have been like those bullshit Zimbabwe elections where there's a strawman candidate that gets like 2% of the vote and 98% goes to the dude that's currently in power.
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>>711195000
This is like the Franco dictatorship in Spain, maybe they killed hundreds of nationals,but at the end he got crime rate at 0%,you get me?, wasting the rotten apples helps the good ones
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>>711191015
>general an uneducated argument that reduce 50 millions of people to the word "millenials"
>it's the truth, there's nothing to argue
I'm amazed by the fact that you at least learned how to write.
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>>711195152
Doesn't change the nature of the men who fought and suffered and died in those conflicts.
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>>711194829
There hasn't. There's been nothing but ball swinging since ww2. The Balkans were the closest we got and that was all UN and NATO shuffling and faggotry
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>>711195229
your personal feelings don't change the fact that whoever says "we control all america" with the clear division you can see now it's a total moron
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>>711191245
im not american, but as a american why -wouldnt- you want guns anyway? just in case, you know
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>>711195308
Makes it more fucking tragic that they wasted their lives for it.
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>>711194702
>Implying rednecks wouldn't have wanted one if Hillary was president
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>>711195248
rotten apples like pablo picasso and luis bunuel.
What a time to be spanish, amirite guize?
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>>711195408
Dude what the fuk are you talking about
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>>711191470
>what is electoral college

Trump WON

he won as a outsider, going up against a stacked system and a rigged media machine constantly printing out hitpieces on him

Trump's victory is victory for democracy, because the Establishment lost.
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>>711195546
I agree, but your dialogue implied that they weren't true Americans, just because it wasn't a real war.
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>>711195599
You got what im saying,and obviously sjw arent Pablo Picasso
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>>711195629
he's saying that after WWII all the other wars were just "ball swinging", tl;dr not hardcore enough for him.

You know, he has played CoD a lot, he knows about this stuff
>fucking retard
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>>711195784
dude you're fucking stupid.
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If liberals want a civil war i say lets go. They seem to forget the large number of their opponents are either military veterans, rednecks, and people who dont like hillary. They will be gunned down in the streets like the pussies they are.
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>>711189779
They're all idiots. They attack each other and blame each other, the "millenials", "baby boomers", Mexicans, gays, and literally any other group that can be blamed. Not only that, but most people on both sides didn't even get off of their asses to vote, but they're more than willing to bitch at each other online.
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>>711184846
>I'm 12 and I just fucked ur mum

Bring it on, you fat, unemployed fuck.
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>>711184318
Never heard of him. He sounds edgy. kek
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>>711195847
All i said is that killing that morons we dont lose a shit, prove me wrong faggot
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>>711188259
TL;DR that shit, I'm just saving this picture to fap to those thighs
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>>711185033
No one wonder you dumb fucks like Trump. All you fuckers do is hate on anyone who's even the slightest bit different from you. Go back to Mississippi, kid.
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>>711185305
>said it over the Internet
>at least he has the balls
>BALLS
>implying
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>>711196360
dis ma boi
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>>711185132
kek Underrated post.
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>>711185033
>he thinks Trump will be president for 8 years
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>>711189821
so you are a faggot?
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>>711188259
Who is this? Some "internet famous" bitch or what? I am not up on who's who of celebrities, neither in the real world nor on the interwebs. Why does anyone care what they say? They are obviously quite unintelligent and have no clue what reality entails. Why does the U.S. have such a seriously retarded culture of "celebrity worship"? Is it because most people's lives are so empty and pointless that they feel they need to suckle at the teat of the so-called "elite"? (Note the qualifying term "so-called").
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>>711196256
in fact every attempt in history at killing a large groups of people turned out in killing at least a couple of high-profile intellectuals of the time, so life proved you wrong for the whole history of mankind, you unbeliavable moron.
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>>711196929
>Implying there are high intellectuals between sjw and shillbots
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>>711193297
Three point of the illuminati is that, no matter who is in power, it's the illuminati agenda that moves forward. It doesn't matter if it is Trump or Clinton, the president if just a figurehead.

The first day in office is typical onboarding paperwork, I-9, W-4, etc. They show you around, give you a new chair so that you can start working on your ass groove. It's pretty gravy.

The second day, the president gets out of bed and finds a note on his nightstand. "please meet me in your office" He comes down the elevator from the residence and realizes that the west wing is empty. There are no staff, and no secret service. He goes to the oval office, and sitting on the couch casually pouring coffee is a rather unmemorable looking gentleman. He looks up and says "Good morning, Mr. President. We have a lot to cover. Please have a seat." He proceeds to outline for the new executive the agenda tat he will follow for the next four years. His protestations are met with a benign smile, and he is shown how horrible things will go for him and his family if he fails to cooperate, or even mentions this meeting to anyone. The consequences are so severe that he realizes that he has no choice, and hangs his head in defeat. The unnamed visitor cheerfully wishes the president a good day, and notifies him that they will be meeting quarterly to discuss results and further instructions. Then he simply steps out of the office. The president pokes his head out the door, but the mysterious visitor has vanished. However, within seconds he realizes that the west wing staff are appearing just as suddenly acting as if they had never been gone. The presidents secretary noticed him and asked if anything is wrong. "N-No, everything is fine" "Excellent, I'll bring you your schedule in a few minutes. I left some briefing papers on your desk." Feeling lightheaded, the president sits behind the resolute desk, and begins to work. For whom, he may never know.
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>>711196899
This is my man, have a beer
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>>711197104
the first that comes to mind is noam chomsky, but hey, i don't expect you to know who he is. you can stick to some random celebrity like al pacino or madonna, since i guess it's the kind of shit you're more comfortable with.
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>>711197104
>>711197313
i also for all those bad bad people that disagree with trump about climate change, so basically 99% of people with a science mayor.
FUCK THEM, AMIRITE?
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>>711185305
Fuck you, nigger. If you don't like it here, then leave. I'm sick of your fucking nigger shit.
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>>711184318
Bring it on liberal, I'll cut yer face off.
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>>711197313
Sure cause noam chumlee is relevant but for you and your special friends
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>>711191692
https://twitter.com/gogreen18/status/796204428814450688

>top kek
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>>711191754
but do you have an HK 416?
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>>711193726
Well the city folk are fucked.
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>>711197725
Hey,she teachs how to put benis intro virginia
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>>711188259
This bitch aware of Reagan?
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>>711197896
Cant put my finger in it exactly, but she seems like poor hygiene to me.
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>>711197684
try repeating it one thousand times, who know, maybe it becomes real and not just the damage control of someone who had to google his name 1 minute ago.
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>>711191015
nah muslims are not ok, come over here in france you will see
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>>711191993
>is able to evaluate and correctly confirm that someone you have never met "literally" has a mental deficiency because you don't agree with them? And you can do this, instantly, mind you, based on less then a paragraph of text.

You are literally fucking retarded.
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>>711191479
>poor one
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>>711198398
Nigger i didnt look at that irrelevant cucks name,get busy little whore
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>>711184567
As a former math teacher used to say, 'Is proven, or is tautology?'
I don't see liberals or conservatives in this mess, just a bunch of half-witted, grunting, ego-stroking team players -- authoritarian all, when they're the ones whose fucktard has the reins.
Guns won't do shit on a large scale for any group outside the government. I personally recommend massive amounts of drugs for one n all. Fuck glorified slave-labor. Let's get high.
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>>711198693
so sweet, gimme more of your sweet denial after i indusputably proved your retarded point right
>>
vc v b
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>>711188259
Nice tile-pattern
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>>711196685
truth
president for life
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>>711192555
Actually a politician can count the prison population within their areas as constituents. Despite the fact that they can't vote
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>>711196015
>>711196015
Except that the baby boomers -did- go out to vote. En masse. It's easy to stand in line when you got no fucking job.

As a person of thirty, watching elections around the world being decided by angry old people, i'm fucking scared for the future.

Will there be a pension by my time? Nope, they will have vultured it all away. Affordable healthcare for when I and my children will need it? Nope, jewed all away.

I honestly can't wait for this greedy generation to fucking die.
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>>711188583
Why ban assault rifles? If a psycho wants to kill a lot of people, a shotgun would be easily the tool of choice. Every pull of the trigger is a kill with even half decent aim. Rolling reload means a constant threat regardless of ammo capacity. If they have a dufflebag of shells then they can dispense death until someone else w/a gun, be it a citizen or a cop, takes them out.

Full-auto weapons are spray n' pray for deranged idiots. If anything, I bet the high-cap magazines and auto-fire cause them to burn through all their ammo and reduce their overall kill count compared to if they had to take the time to repeatedly pull the trigger and reload.

Full-auto's primary utility is suppression, not kills. I just can't understand the mentality of wanting to ban something when there are even worse alternatives. It just shows me that anti-assault rifle proponents don't know the facts.
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Thanks Disney/Marvel...
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I often wonder if half u fags even have the balls to say/do half the shit u talk about on here all I ever see is a bunch of keyboard warriors stroking their ego
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>create hashtag #bbcagainsttrump
>post cuckshit and tell other girls to do it too
>girls go out and suck black cocks and film it showing they're not racists
>blacked.com goes out of business because can't compete with free interracial porn
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Shit fuck the elections Shkreli sama has delivered the secret disc!!!!!
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>>711201482
Ex-Navy here. I'm ready to culturally enrich some non-whites!
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>>711190492
Thanks anon.
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>>711201861
This could work in other ways too.

>shows majority of black men arnt well hung
>cuck fetishes die off
>all these libtards with their cock in cages see that they look stupid
>men go back to being men
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>>711201861
This could work in other ways too.

>shows majority of black men arnt well hung
>cuck fetishes die off
>all these libtards with their cock in cages see that they look stupid
>men go back to being men
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>>711184318
BRING ON THE CIVIL WAR!! I'm PAST ready to kill liberal faggots, SJW's, and niggers. It won't fucking end well for them. White America will fucking RUIN them.
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I'll pass on a civil war in favor of letting the GOP enjoy their Pyrrhic victory. The backlash against the GOP and Trump in 2018 and 2020 will make this more than worth it. They just lost the next 4 election cycles at a minimum. It would have been the same for the Dems if Clinton had won.
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>>711184318
So does OP want to go to war agents Islam too?
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>>711202444
learn to wipe your ass 1st you dirty nigger
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>>711188583
Assault rifles haven't been legal for a long time.

If you mean "assault weapon" that's a buzzword to describe a regular hunting rifle that's painted black or has a tactical grip on it.
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>>711202828
I like to imagine his skeleton inside there.
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>>711184318
Literally Who? Other than a filthy traitor, that is.
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>>711202444
You should probably off yourself, there's no such thing as a superior race just retards who don't understand were all the same just different pigments. If anything Asians are more superior then u euro fags at least they manged to actually build their own countries without help
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>>711184318
Literally Who? Other than a filthy traitor, that is.
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>>711202444
>>711202444
You should probably off yourself, there's no such thing as a superior race just retards who don't understand were all the same just different pigments. If anything Asians are more superior then u euro fags at least they manged to actually build their own countries without help
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>>711203393
>being this ignorant
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