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>tfw forever stuck with this face
>>711175309
boy or grill?
>>711175309
if boy you'd make cute trap. I'd want you to suck my dick.
>>711175458
Im a gross boy
>>711175726
Perfect. Lets be friends. I'll start.
My name is Kyle and I am Canadian
>>711175850
My name is Jesper and im swedish
>>711175726
Are you on MDMA in that picture?
>>711176015
No my eyes just do that
Maybe its the mirtazapin? I dunno
>>711175964
Wow thats cool, do you sound like peeeeewwwdehh paaahh?
>>711176202
Nah ive tried to train my accent away
>>711175309
beautiful
>>711176256
No girls allowed
>>711176337
Why? Swedes sound cool. Way better than the western accent
>>711176337
marry me
>>711175309
id pound ur butt :3
>>711176736
But thats impure
>>711176508
I dunno i just dont like it
I still have a subtle accent
>>711176256
Unzipping now...
>>711177111
mice nice.. So now that we are friends you wanna take it to the next level?
>>711177111
PLEASE BE MINE
>>711177358
Level 2?
Add my Snapchat @dyldozer72
>>711177442
Ye dawg. You know, we hang out and go on dates and stuff. go for dinner and maybe touch each others butts.
Nothing gay though.
Im super average
>>711177397
>>711177649
I-im already someone elses tho
>>711177740
below average with that shitty attempt at facial hair
>>711177917
but i'm better
>>711177917
sshh shh shhh....
it will be a secret. one of those relationships where we meet at a remote cabin one night out of the year.
>>711177917
who? boy or grill
Fuck it. Never done one. Sorry if pic is fucked up.
>>711175309
>>711178621
Grow a beard cause baby face
>>711178743
I just shaved tho
welp
>>711179190
u single?
>>711179190
cute boy or grill?
>>711179302
yes sir
>>711178912
Guys hitting on you incoming
>>711179369
CHAR-BROIL Charcoal/Gas Hybrid Grill
>>711179404
would berry
I normally have my blue scrubs, but they're in the wash after work today. So instead I'm wearing a sweater
>>711179524
Great! wanna be friends?
my names Kyle and I'm Canadian
>>711178743
Excuse you, I do
im an ugly fuck but oh well, no time like the present
>>711179801
dunno why this uploaded sideways, its vertical on my end.
>>711176256
That stuffed animal is absurdly big.
But you cute.
>>711179734
wow awesome! I wish I had a microwave next to my bed too
>>711179404
be mine
>>711179869
Dat hair tho. Dem titties. 8/10.
Would bang.
IDK, I'm pretty average.
>>711175726
Like a blonde Griffith
>>711180031
Thanks anon (:
okay
>>711180140
you mean "pretty below average"
>>711177455
Do you ever skip shrug day?
Roast me /b/ let the fun begin
>>711175726
More? I'm trying to decide if guy or girl... you say guy, but look so feminin
>>711180358
xD, bad pic is bad, it's just my most recent.
>>711179190
Fuggin' cute. Biological sex irrelevant.
>>711179801
4chan fucks pictures up some times. Cropping the photo slightly usually fixes it. Also you're not ugly. You just seem like you dgaf like most of us.
>>711180140
Slightly above average I'd say. You pull off those thin frames really well.
>>711179734
You'll get there buddy.
Androgyny central tonight. I love it
>>711180401
HE's taken by me. Sorry
>>711180234
Most welcome.
Any more? Cause, damn.
>>711180383
Holy fuck it's Shaggy irl
>>711178912
Maybe I was wrong, that's odd, 10/10 face
>>711180608
It is actually funny how often people tell me that. And it's true
>>711180023
if you'd have me, sir
i'm bored roast my edgy album cover
>>711175309
also hey qt swede anon, how are you?
>>711180496
daaamn you're actually pretty cute
>>711180318
You look cool/cute 10,000/10
>>711180541
>>711180717
1000x over...
>>711180713
At least you embrace it.
Do you get high and eat dog treats on a regular basis?
>>711180761
Cute grill or boy?
>>711180761
If the music is the same quality as the cover, well lets say that if I never hear any of it it will be too soon
Looking like a bum been on medical leave from work for like 2 weeks now and got at least a week left
>>711179869
You're beautiful little lady, what's your name? I'm Steve. I don't hang out in here much, usually out getting into some mischief with my friends;) this is probably not a safe place for you to be posting pictures, have a Skype account we can chat on?
>>711180958
Jason Sudekis/10
Here goes.
My webcam is trash
>>711175726
really cant tell if serious.
>>711176256
Cute, but ive seen this same picture posted on another thread.
>>711176809
Your eyebrows are fucking massive.
>>711177455
respect the gains, but man you guys of that type all look the same to me.
>>711177740
agreeing with other anons that that facial hair needs to go, unless you full go it.
>>711178594
sorry bro. no aesthetic.
>>711178912
you look short af.
>>711179190
cute in a lazy frisky kinda way. I dig that look.
>>711179869
please go back to tumblr.
>>711180924
i identify as a MI-24 attack helicopter
>>711180761
You took a photo from that angle that everyone with a septum piercing takes
Idk why everyone makes that dazed, gaping mouth, upward angled shot these days
Also I'd face fuck you
>>711181083
shave your face
>>711180844
Yep. Would still smash. Hard.
>>711180874
then consider me yours, sir
>>711180761
>>711181066
Haha I'll take that he's a fair lookin guy and funny AF
>>711181027
Lol nope. Also I've had my stuff plastered on /b/ many times
>>711181180
Beauty. I'd love to get inside you and flyy you around
>>711180885
Never ever tryed animal food, but knew some ppl who did. I is supposed to be not bad at all. Get high from time to time, not on regular basis. But when I get the munchies I got extremely sweet tooth and love to watch anime. Most recently One punch man
>>711181233
do you have a discord? kik?
>>711181210
I was actually just about to do so.
>>711180140
Im sorry bro but I cant get over acne scars. below average.
>>711180952
you actually look like a really cool guy. I'd probably chill with you tbh
>>711180318
0/10 You look like a whiney manlet.
Hello /b/ros! Argentinian boy here :DD
>>711180383
Shaggy is that you?
>>711179444
nice one buddy.
>>711181166
next "i had enough of being bullied" school shooter/10
>>711181083
>>711180844
>>711180761
>>711180521
>>711180496
>>711179190
Why do you young men all look like women? Is this a millennial thing or just on /b/? Maybe too much estrogen in food or anti depressants?
>>711181339
so nice i just came, better than most of my frie.... yeah...
Hawaiian shirt?
>>711181323
Not scars, was acne. I'd been using a ton of facepaint and such(internet stuff) and it kills my skin.
>>711178912
Id fuck that :)
>>711180496
guys, please stop dying your hair and being all "alternative". unless you are in a punk band or are a super trendy instagram god. just stop.
-A concerned femanon.
>>711181460
Shirt makes this way worse than it would be w/o it.
>>711181166
anon with the short hair here, ia am short af my height is 5'0
This is the cancer that voted for Hillary.
>>711181438
How the fuck do I look like a woman?
>>711180496
>>711181498
Good thing I am in a shitty band
Tried to trim my beard, ended up having to shave it all after botching.
I look like a faggot now
I don't show my face but I'm the one in the middle
>>711181196
it was on purpose, dear anon
>>711181271
kek nice
>>711181296
i bet you also like firing S-8 missiles at targets you lewdey
>>711180914
You a dude?
>>711181498
Not dyed by choice, I'm an actor I need to dye it for rolls.
It fucked my hair to hell and made it feel like straw. I would never do it by choice.
>>711181392
I believe it is me. Don't really recall Shaggis character traits but many people point out the similarities
>>711181583
Cut your hair/ change your hairstyle, and if that is an actual face you make on a daily basis 3/10
Who am i what am ?
>>711181583
Innocent looking crazy school shooting whiteboy/10
>>711181297
I used to try dog treats randomly when I worked at a pet store. They all taste like shit except for the peanut butter based ones.
OPM is the shit, also. Can't wait for another season. Anime while stoned is awesome. I actually rewatched all of Trigun the first time I ever got stoned and watched like 3-4 episodes straight without realizing the stream I was watching turned to unsubbed japanese.
>>711181560
hahaa called it, you can always tell.
>>711181545
Good, then it does what I hoped it would do. I went to Salvation Army and purchased all of the ugly shirts I could. The hawaiian one is my favourite, I also bought a sweater that has a St.Bernard on it.
fatanon reporting in
>>711181568
Jawline, bottle blond hair, dick sucking lips. You could easily be one of those transgender ladies or whatever they call them. Show full body with penis out and ass spread and let's see what we working with
>>711181277
Shame to have missed this.
>>711181438
I'm actually biologically grill. I just have a mannish face because
>unkempt eyebrows
>acne
>>711179190
Not bad. Would tuck in and read bedtime story.
>>711181851
You look like you just don't give a fuck. Rock on, fatbro
Here's a picture of me without a Hawaiian shirt on.
>>711181952
h0t
>>711181027
This was the most autistic thing I have ever read. Cant tell if this is trolling. 10/10
>>711181984
hnnnnng
>>711182000
Also check my trips
Well hello
>>711181083
You look like a basement dweller.
>>711182000
Checked
You have pretty eyes anon.
>>711181938
Take me bb
>>711181761
I totally understand that Japanese part. Don't speak Japan for shit bet when I'm high I sure could understand an Alien. OPM while high... well I feel like I understand every hidden meaning and I totally know why is each line drawn the way it is. Best keks ever
>>711181877
...The fuck?
>>711181984
post no filter phootoo
>>711182084
hey look its bootleg childish gambino
>>711181605
>Faces of /b/
this some kind of band picture?
>>711182219
>>711182001
> mfw I see femanon in her 30's on /b/
>>711182126
Awh shit anon, here, have a picture of my cat
>>711182001
Mom wtf?!
>>711182171
Fuck now I want to take acid and watch OPM
Paranoia Agent while tripping fucked me right up
>>711182298
oh my GOD
>>711176202
No one sin sweden sounds like pewdiepie when they talk englugh he made up that accent ror his channel
>>711182298
You are pretty, the shirt totally does it for me
>>711182389
what, anon?
>>711182405
YUR A FUCKN LIAR
How do i look?
>>711179190
What's your 20 you cuddly fucking thing you?
>>711182298
Qt 3.14
9/10
>>711181670
mate, I already chopped off eight inches, I'm not getting a crew cut. keep getting asked if I'm a lesbian already
>>711181752
add 10-15 years to whatever you were thinking.
>>711182506
marry me
>>711182298
Passable- at least in this photo. If you have a feminine voice than 7/10 or even 8/10 trap for sure. Post nudes?
>>711182506
I like your eyes, have a picture of my dog.
>>711182541
what the hell is that? a man? a woman? A faggot?
> its a wild faggot
>>711182506
you're fucking perfect that's whatB
>>711176809
where is your brother luigi?
Never posted in one of these before, but I've been here since 2012. I'm the guy in the middle.
>>711182319
Thank you for pussy pic anon. Let me return the favor
>>711182549
A warm bed with incredibly fuzzy socks on
>>711182368
Never tryed anything besides weed. But some friends do it once every few months. I don't even know what they do while tripping. They just watch walls
>>711182298
Vnice/10
girl next store aesthetic that I dig.
>>711182132
dig the top cut, ver trendy. But the facial hair needs.... somthing?
>>711182001
The older femanon, aka unicorn.
you look like a strong independent woman. Or a crazy bitch. Cant tell.
>>711181851
stay chill fatbro.
>>711182744
I NEED YOU
>>711182623
DUNCAN! What a fine doggo good to see ya
>>711182663
Your trap freinds kinda hot
>>711182571
I also fit the profile of a shooter, ironically. I just never liked firearms.
>>711182669
Have a picture of my other kitter
Fucking blinding screen.
>>711182580
fuck offfffffffff you autists.
>>711182663
actual faggots
>>711182871
legitimately young Hugh Laurie
>>711182861
i like this kitter v much. thanks.
/b/ored
>>711182871
them headlight eyes
joinin in the fun lads
>>711182794
I'm flattered sir
>>711182914
please post non-duck face photo
>>711182506
Ask anything I will do this for those eyes
>>711182764
Tripping isn't something I could do very often but it's really awesome if you have unresolved anxiety/self worth issues. Shroom trips have helped me overcome some serious shit.. and walls definitely do some weird shit when you trip. Its like watching quicksand. I'd only ever recommend doing weed, acid and shroom really.. maybe MDMA
>>711183026
you don't have a kik?
>>711182820
Have a fresh picture of Duncan because you remember him!
>>711182792
you're kinda cute
honest 8/10
>>711180383
When your mom birthed your head out she thought it was a shit because of how smooth it went out
>>711182914
Dude, wtf?? Ugly ass trap
>>711183138
sooooooo adorable
Trans girl stuck in boymode
Kik: guestagain
>>711182952
Holy fuck, I've never been told that. I can totally see it...nice.
>>711183024
Terrifying, right? Still seeing spots.
>>711183113
Thank yee
>>711183201
Modddds
>>711180383
If i'd guess i'd say your mom birthed your head in about .3 second
>>711181583
Damn bb you look cute af ;)
>>711183096
I do
>>711183201
>>711183210
So do you have a penis or a vagina
>>711183085
They like shrooms MDMA acid and coke. I often ask them what they feel on drugs, told me that they feel like me when they are high. Basically yea the fit your definition of who would like it, they are all shy and all that jazz while I am the opposite
>>711183201
>supports trump
Chewbacca is one smart dude
>>711183358
well what is it? ;_;
>>711182744
I bet you fucking love it when your flannel sheets are fresh out of the dryer, don't you?
>>711183210
Would sex if you was girl
>>711183489
Heh, that's awesome that they use you as the benchmark for feeling euphoric. You really are Shaggy
Bored at work. Just wanted to report in and see how everybody is doing.
>>711183489
Coke feels different according to them tho, they had it once tho so can't really imagine how it feels
>>711183595
Mmmm... how did you know? ;) lying in them now. What about you..
>>711182884
Eh. The one on the left kinda curves sometimes. However, I and the guy on the right are completely straight.
>>711183540
Dude, way to snipe my cuddlefriend.
>>711183595
how did you know?
>>711183348
dogbro wishes you thanks
>>711182839
Eh. He was the thumbnail for some stupid Onision video about guessing genders, and he can't get over it.
>>711183658
I actually keked really y hard.
>>711183831
you're a clown, I was the first person to respond to them
>>711183683
yo you dont look that bad
I'd chill with you tbh
>>711183540
>>711183109
Aww. Scratch him behind the ear for me. I remembered him from the thread last night, and also:
>filename
Roast me
>>711183931
Did you say dog?
>>711183850
He wasn't talking to you kek
>>711183736
Flannel sheets, a quilt my grandma made, and a terrycotton robe warm as the cocoa I'm sipping.
>>711184094
You look like a cock
>>711184115
have my doggo
>>711183385
Penes
Ignoring the faggots/anons posting pics of porn stars.
>>711176809
Allahu Akbar! Dirty sandnigger
>>711177740
Pedo rapist. I would bet money you want to pound 4 year old boipussy.
>>711178594
Mods, we have a minor here. You 9 yet?
>>711178621
oh no more faggot children with 22 chromosomes
>>711178912
shitty trap.
>>711179190
Kill your self, tranny. Please drink sulphuric acid.
>>711179578
NuMale BetaCuck. Can I fuck your muslim wife?
>>711179734
Nice genes bro
>>711179801
All hail this virgin wizard.
cont.
>>711184094
Not even worth it. It is literally that easy it has to be a b8
>>711184070
He loves his ears being scratched
>>711184172
Oh that sounds soooo comfy.. bet you're so warm and cuddly..
>>711184279
it's not lol
>>711184094
Rufio! Rufio! RU-FI-OOOO!!!
>>711175309
Hi I know who OP is :) trips gets nudes.
>>711184278
Lol I voted for Trump, a muslim wife is the last thing on my list. But you can have one if you want.
>>711184278
I'm excited
Liven this thread up with some judgement
Shaggy to the other drugs/OPM anon. Where are u from
>>711184478
rollin
>>711184198
Habe my other doggo
>>711184007
Uniform is the only redeeming factor, but we could definitely chill.
>>711183637
whats going on here...
>>711184478
This is how it's done
>>711184443
All grown ups are pirates!
>>711184278
what about me, anon?
>>711179653
Dude, it's like midnight in Ottawa, mang. Y'all gotta sleep.
>>711184577
so close
>>711184563
Florida. Yourself?
Also I'm this person: >>711180521
>>711184665
close buddy, if nobody gets trips I might move to dubs, she's pretty ugly IMO
>>711184607
No I think you might be even cuter without it ;) do you bottom?
>>711184659
Just chillin with road kill
>>711184695
i want to tie you up.
and fuck you over and over again.
>>711184665
>665
>feelsbadman.jpg
>tfw u realize that Kek was only using u to elect Trump
>>711184695
beautiful
>>711184777
and I get trips myself LOL, doesn't count I already have them
>>711184777
You got trips.. give yourself the nudes!
Hiya.
>>711184812
Oh yeah.
I can get into that.
here's me
>>711184882
Hi Edgar
>>711184867
pls show em
>>711184342
It's hard being this cuddly when it's so warm out. Plus my built in layer of downy softness turns up the heat. But I soldier on in the name of coziness. Snugg lyf!
>>711184911
Hiya Joei
>>711184774
I'm from Czech in Europe wanted to ask if You have PS4 and Ds3 always wanted to play through the game with a /b/ro
>>711184695
10/10
Would fuck mercilessly till you couldn't cum any more.
>>711185013
Yo, I'll play Ds3 with you (Not the same anon)
>>711185042
Would watch, chick is smoking hot
Rate motherfucker
>>711184278
): well shit, did shaving make me THAT gay?
>>711184807
Only ever done it for my chain of command haha
>>711184956
Name's Patrick
>>711185074
Fuck it I'm in, add me Michal Vaclavik I will be online in less than 24 hours. Should catch some nap first
>>711183210
Oh my god i know you
>>711185263
Close enough
>>711185013
aw man, I have a ps4 but not DS3. I'm too much of a poorfag. Only games I've bought this year are Legion and XCOM2.
>>711184785
"dadda who are puppers"
>>711185315
Erebus_CZ or MigelIOS76453
>>711185362
No worry Amerifag, DJ Trump will MAGA soon
>>711185211
Hahaha
>>711185511
To si děláš prdel XD
>>711184342
I'm warm and fuzzy like a good natured housecat.
>>711184954
Mmmm.. wish I was there with you and maybe you're grand ma too.. we could get naked and open the windows and then snuggle close to stay warms ;) !
>>711185549
God, I hope so.
I hope he doesn't make it so the price of cheap Chinese goods skyrockets, but I've got a boner for fiscal conservatism and entrepreneurship so I hope he truly can MAGA
>>711182298
10/10 would rape
Would've if i could've
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg
>>711185630
Proč?
>>711185826
woopsie dasie, dun dud goof up
Why must we stayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8skzQCH0c
>>711185511
>ch in Europe wanted to
not any of the two first anons but
1- Erebus after the Word Bearer in Warhammer?
2- glad to see another czechian on here :p what part of czech you from?
>>711175714
99% of /b/ is now comprised of faggots that had the misconception that /b/ is a community for other faggots.
>>711185718
Ohh warm and fuzzy is definitely the way I like them when I grab them by the pussy. Post grand ma's tits?
>>711185886
Nepotkáš často Čecha na bečku v 5 ráno
>>711186025
MY god, you guys are perfect for each other.
>>711185718
Yeah how is your grandmother? I'd love to make her bed rock while she screams my name.
>>711185886
>>711185963
Two ppl from czech in 5 am thats a rare sight Zlínský kraj here
>>711185963
Oh, I'm not the Czech anon
>>711185769
Where have you been all my life? You might be worth slipping out of my footy PJ's for.
>>711186215
I wonder what their Grandma looks like in feety pajamas
>>711186181
Well than, I live near Slovakia borders If that tells you something
>>711186352
7/10 cause ridiculous face made in photo
>>711186045
Není české, já používám pomoc od kamaráda
>>711186181
whoopsie sorry
>>711186174
fukin nice Jsem z Olomouce
>>711186181
And i am no longer a anon now Im ascending to become Shaggy. If only I could become a meme
>>711186504
It's no biggie,
I'm an Amerifag lol, I'm only typing in Czech with the help of a friend.
>>711186530
Well Shaggy, you can be a meme. I believe in you
>>711179895
UH OHHHHHHHHHH. THE OL' I'M-NOT-LIKE-OTHER-GUYS MIXED WITH THE ATTEMPT-TO-DIVERT-THE-OBVIOUS-THIRST-BY-TALKING-ABOUT-SOMETHING OTHER-THAN-HERSELF TRICK
Beyond cringe. Fuck, dude, you still added the cute part, which makes it even more obvious of your thirst.
What would work much more would be just commenting on the fucking stuffed animal that you're pretending to care about. That way, you'd actually stand out from every other guy trying to eat her out.
But nope, you just went full cringe.
>>711180924
Dyke or fag*****
>>711186352
out of my league.jpg
i want to fuck you senseless.
>>711179190
Definitely the highlight of this toasty-warm bread.
