Alcoholicism thread.
What are you drinking tonight /b/? What are you drinking for?
Me: just keking at the fb shitstorm & tears.
Also this is quite a lovely ale. First time i've ever had it
>>711168876
22 days sober.
turning 21 in 5 days.
>>711168876
Throwing back some Hamms before I ship out.
God bless this country.
>>711168876
drinking the cheap shit as always.
drinking to get drunk as always.
Currently finishing a bottle of eh Taylor small batch. Sad to see it go.. Blanton's on deck
>>711168876
drinking some fireball right now, it's yummy
>>711168876
I'm got some riesling and chianti.
Probably need to let it sit out and aerate before it's worth drinking.
Don't have an aerator, so I'll just uncork and let it sit.
>>711169497
are you white and in a sorority?
>>711168876
cheap ass gran legacy gin
i've been noticing my eyes gettin a slight yellow gradually should I be worried?
>>711169621
them juniper berries are hard on the ole liver pal
>>711168876
>alcoholicism
>alcoholiCISM
>ALCOHOLICISMMM????
Busch.
Same thing I've drank every night for the past 8 years. 26 next weekend, I already know what I'm going to end up doing. Drinking busch until I piss myself, woo!
>>711168876
>Alcoholicism thread
Keep drinking, faggot. It's kinda clear why you turned to drink. It's easier than learning to spell them big wurds.
>>711169312
thats the only real reason to drink
>>711170011
>wurds
You're one to talk when you can't even spell, you fucking retard.
>>711169919
>points out a spelling error made by an alcoholic
pat yourself on the back, you are a true hero.
>>711169541
Have you tried swirling?
>chianti
With liver and fava beans?
>>711168876
Drinking beer. Laughing at what I see on MSNBC. So great how urban hipsters are mad that hicks outvoted them. MAGA!
Buffalo Bayou More Cowbell and Saint Arnold Art Car IPA. Good shit outta Houston.
>>711169621
Jaundice bruh. Get to the doc after the drink.
>>711169541
>Probably need to let it sit out and aerate before it's worth drinking
this is an alcoholic thread you fucking queer.
one of my favs op. im having some nice colorado stout
>>711168876
Pabst for now. Maybe something a bit heavier later. Drinking cause im tired of venting and life.
>>711170177
Yeah, I've swirled and swirled.
To level with you, I'm new to wines.
I got a merlot that was awfully bitter. It felt like it was eating through my tongue. It made me wretch to drink it. I let it sit for 2 days and it was alright.
A nice census taker.
>>711170514
I am the liquor, Randy.
>>711169312
Nice1
>>711169919
>>711170011
I know what i spelled numb nuts. I'm trying to be a little original here.
Also i tried this a while ago. It was meh. Anyone here ever had it?
>>711170006
Switch it up bro. Variety is the spice of life. What you're doing is like having sex in the missionary position for the rest of your life.
>>711170006
>Drinking busch until I piss myself, woo!
did i black and post that? are you me?
>>711170754
>rock candy and bitters
>>711171397
Hey I live relatively close to where that stuff is made. damn it is delicious!
everyone passed out already?
>>711172555
Hamms boi still here
>>711171201
Only if you're out of beer and found an old jar of homemade liquor to hold you over, until someone stops through and looses a bunch of the change in the couch.
https://youtu.be/H1oHgM2ZNNI
>>711171704
Awesome I'm outside of Tulsa so we get it fairly fresh
>>711172555
Found mystery liquor on the patio, looks and smells strong.
>>711172705
hey im outside of tulsa as well, meetup in the makes?
>>711173055
Where you at ?
>>711170961
Change is for fags, and Obama.
Sometimes I drink liquor.
>>711173109
Bartlesville, U?
>>711172824
>mystery liquor
>mason jar
>flannel shirt
I want to party with you and that fucking beard!
>>711173161
Collinsville
>>711168876
just a 375 of jack dans. ive actually never had jack, i usually drink rye as im canadian. i'm also not an alcoholic as i don't need to drink everyday. i just want to be drunk more than i want to be sober. 25y/o
>>711173173
We throw ragers in columbus once a month if you're near ohio. Shitty punk rock and a mini ramp. Bring booze, party favors, or cans to get the likes and I'm in.
>>711168876
Chimay is always good, never had that one though. Recommend it?
I'm probably gonna pour myself some scotch
Drinking cause I do every night
>>711173208
u down for a good game of drink sometime soon?
>>711173451
Perhaps
>>711173550
u got a snapchat or kik?
>>711173173
A hint of cinnamon, someone left behind some sort of home made apple pie. I party with fallen soldiers, makes the table surf a smoother ride.
Drank last night ffs.. Shakes all day and in bed. So fucking sick of this shit.
>>711173592
Mg3ooox
>>711168954
nice job anon!
>>711173618
I get then if I don't drink before bed, another day in the life.
>>711168876
GEOGRI AND COKE HERE IN JERSEY CITY
>>711173434
not likely bro, i live in ma, just dig your style.
cheers.
>>711168876
First time??? R u 12? And do u know what this is?
>>711169207
Whatever service you're serving. Thank you and God bless.
>>711173869
>first time trying one of the millions of beers in this world
>must be 12
>>711172555
I'm just getting started.
I've been drinking Bacardi 151 since I found out Walmart sells stuff stronger than cheap vodka. Nice change of pace.
>>711173821
Well cheers! Jefftopia welcomes ya if you ever pass through. Drink until you die brother!
>>711174075
Army, 14E. Thanks i guess. What you sipping on?
>>711168876
>claims he's an alcoholic
>drinks a $12 bottle of beer
Fucking get with it, poser.
>>711174188
Respect the dubs... Still.... If u drink beer, Chimay is a starter for most ppl. Great stuff but common.
>>711174455
>starter for most people
you mean bud light?
>>711174530
Starter for people with a beer sense... Not 16y olds
>>711174691
somebody didnt grow up in the south
I started this bottle of Scotch like 5 hours ago.
I estimate another 5 hours with you cunts... maybe 7 since I will need to skin up at some point.
>>711174750
*didn't start drinking young.
>>711174750
Nope. Sorry. Yankee here.
>>711174784
who tf mixes diet soda and booze?
>>711174422
Double dubs
>>711174850
truuuuuuuu
>>711174887
what state?
>>711174890
I hate this brand of whiskey and a mate of mine gave me a bottle of diet Pepsi for free earlier so I put 2 and 2 together and it made 4.
>>711174890
Me.... Diet and cheap ass vodka is economical.
vodka.
celebrating the victory of donald j trump
>>711174965
Pa... Just above the line.>>711175000
>>711175005
If it does the job then fuck it.
If it ain't broke, don't fix the cunt!
>>711175000
good enuf i guess
>>711175005
never could stand the taste of soda in general >>711175070
Okie fag here, hows that first red in 28 years?
>>711174422
>>711174455
Checking the dubdubs
Also the Chimay is a "end of my work week celebration beer". I got some cheap rum from Traitor Joes thats actually quite good. Nice clean buzz without that weird Bacardi aftertaste. No hangover either.
>>711174890
literally drinking diet coke and vodka right now.
and PS five hours? for half? fuck you babe.
>>711175419
>No hangover either.
>>711175490
>dunk kek
>>711175276
You have a valid point sir....
Got diagnosed with crohns so I can't really drink crazy anymore :( drink a few extra for me
Sipping on some Jim bean devils cut whiskey
>>711175633
Did you shit mashed potatoes and puke up blood? It's been more frequently lately.
>>711175633
Dude I know your pain. I used to live with a good mate of mine who has crohns real bad. He has a poo chart and a poo bag on him.
>>711175649
friend of mine dropped an entire handle of that shit as he was walking through the front door fresh from the liquor store one time. havent been that upset in a while.
>>711175419
Your drink of choice is subjective.... Double ipa's do it for me but love a great doppelbock... Vodka is my friend... No need to make choices.
>>711175633
i'll drink the normal (everything in the fucking fridge till i pass out) for ya, a few extra more is not possible.
I love you guys.
>>711175844
I puked sometimes but my shits are surprisingly normal. I'd get so backed up and bloated my belly would blow up like a balloon
>>711175860
I want a friend with my disease :( nobody has this bullshit
>>711175961
That works
>>711175561
No massive headache type of hangover. Just a little dizzy and thirsty-head in a fog type
>>711175860
>>711176130
I always thought crohns was a piss related thing? can you inform me on the disease?
>>711175844
not crohns boy, but that is my morning trying to get ready for work.
>shit, puke blood.
>out the door still spinning.
guess it's catching up with these days.
>>711168876
Cheap ass Kamchatka vodka. The best $20 I have ever spent. 2 fifths, and 2 litre of Diet Dew and some beef jerky. Oh yeah, nigger cigars too.
>>711175961
Not who youre replying to.
But I'll do the same
Cheers!
>>711176376
Your intestines attack themselves, it's very painful when it flares up. Luckily there are alright meds, but I haven't figured out how to get drunk successfully yet
>>711176413
cant beat that popov tho. 12$ a handle and the official drink of doug stanhope.
>>711176592
Crown Russe is 12/handle too
>>711176575
fuck that sounds awful.
>>711176384
It's been years.
Adulting is shit.
After not drinking being sober is like a superpower. Also that annoying fog during the day is gone
>>711176695
never tried it, everyone at OU drinks that shit tho
>>711176384
Jesus, why? Hemorrhoids and ulcers?
>>711176758
Yeah it's an immune disease. Mine isn't so bad right now but I'll probably need surgery within ten years
>>711176912
It's only ok in jello shots
>>711176413
>nigger cigars
Phillies?
>>711177125
as is most shitty vodka
>>711177069
what is the surgery for?
>>711177309
Removing part of intestine that has too much scar tissue. I miss drinking in the tub
>>711176970
36 and never had an asshole issue like rhoids, ulcers probably causing the bloody puke and the watery shits from poor diet and beer.
fuck it, i had a good run at this thing. if i don't wake up tomorrow, so be it.
>>711177521
fuck, me and my buds bout to shotgun some beers for you.
CHEERS :)
>>711177530
Ulcers are treatable, I had a little one. You just need to go on medicine to stop your stomach acid. It should hurt though, are you in pain
>>711177675
I don't miss shotgunning haha cheers
Polishing off the last third of a coors 30 pack and I'll probably crack open a big bottle of new Amsterdam before turning in for the night. Sometimes having a shitty habit is just the right thing for dealing with a shitty reality.
>>711177675
12 in an hour was my record, but I puked everywhere. Didn't pass out though
>>711177888
does the New Amsterdam gin taste like fruit loops to you?
>>711178011
12 in an hour? Been about 45 minutes and im almost done with my second 12 case.
>>711177679
>are you in pain
only in the early morning, once i get to work and start moving i'm fine.
>>711169312
Drinking the cheapest beer, bros.
>>711178191
I'm in it for the long haul, sharpie dicks on the face is only so fun.
>>711178031
Really don't consume much sugar, so when I try stuff like that it usually just tastes like booze with few spoons of sugar and some flavoring
>>711169207
HAMMS IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS
>>711169312
>Busch
>"cheap shit"
you are nowhere near rock bottom bro
no where close
>>711178506
true that
>>711178671
The only time I ever had it I was instantly reminded of fruit loops as a kid, or even today.
>>711178421
no, there is much cheaper stuff around, busch is the taste and price iv'e settled on.
>>711168876
Twisted Tea and authentic no-tax West Virginia moonshine.
>>711178745
FUCKING PRAISE
>>711178829
yup, it's this>>711178840
i can't keep up i'm fucking hammered.
>>711178840
Drinking the cheapest spanish beer, anon.
Drinking Pic Relate
It's easily the worst beer STONE has ever made (the truest of true 10/10 brewery), but they know it's the worst beer they ever made, so now you can get it for 99cents / 22 oz bottle
Yea, i've been drinking a lot of it lately lol, plus the fact that the whoel thing is one big Monty Python reference tickles my nerd boner
>>711179094
woops, forgot pic
>>711178974
i don't know what that means.
>>711168876
This.
>>711179200
is that stone brewery in encinitas? if so iv'e had lunch and beers there, great fucking place.
>>711179276
This, the cheapest beer in Spain (22 euro cents/can)
>>711179200
Youngs "Dragonfly" was the only beer with elderberries i have really cared for.
>>711179484
yes it is. i dont live in Cali and i've never actually been there but they make every single one of my favorite beers
pic relate : best beer ever brewed
Found a new Polish Super 9% 500ml called Karpackie and it's only £1 per can.
Fucking addicted.
>>711168876
Black Mesa ESB
>>711179200
OP here. They have that shit at the liquor store across the street. Gotta try it. Will post in a bit.
>>711179900
>ruination double IPA!
my friend lives in encinitas and i spent a week there on vacation, tour of the brewery/lunch in the restaurant/served beer till we fell off the stools.
a + time.
great fucking beer.
>>711179900
Definatly one of my favorites. Grew up on North County, so many great breweries.
>>711168876
I just finished a Breakside Passionfruit sour
Six pack of Mother Earth Cali Creamin Vanilla Ale
And I got a Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra Pale in that orange
Im drinking because its all I know
Or maybe my shit job
Or maybe because I dont have the balls to ask her out
Or maybe because my emotional baggage is too much
Or maybe because the feels
But I amam fucking drinking myself to death before I turn 30
>>711180333
lol nah man i'm not recommending you try it unless it's 1 dollar. shits not all that great, get any other beer by STONE
but yea, if it is a dollar, grab a whoel case and have a night to forget LOL. also, checked trips
>>711180333
>an alcohol trips
>>711180415
I H8 U. :)
Fucking Oklahoma beer Nazi's won't allow cold imports so I can't get it here.
>>711180487
fuck that hoity toity rich boy shit, grab a case of hamms and drink that sorrow away with a delightful taste. the day isnt wasted if you are :)
>>711180686
792 in full effect in 2 years tho :)
>>711178881
Gonna go on a road trip next year & i wanna get a case-load of shine. How do i get around to doing this?
>>711180909
make it
>>711180812
Higher abv in that fancy shit. That and it was pay day. Tomorrow is a thirty rack of Bud Light and a handle of Jack
Variety.
Sitting on my deck, listening to the ocean, almost finished off the last of my handle of my imported bacardi.
Dark ass iPad picture.
Sup bros
YEP
>>711181036
sounds peaceful.
sitting here reading AA. Relapsed last night.
What's everyone jamming to?
>>711181251
only the best
>>711178881
>Twisted Tea
I always have a few for back up if i want something sweet, friends fuck with me all the time but i like em.
>>711181036
u sound like a richfag, i'm jelly
Any of you faggots try "moderation" (ie only drink on friday or only a couple drinks etc) and fail miserably every time?
Feels like i cant go out with friends bc i end up getting annihilated and making a fool of myself.
At least I'm not drinking alone right now. Thanks anons!
>>711181369
can i shoot kathy a text?
>>711181251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dfr8YcAnCU
\m/
>>711181251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YHU6BwPR0
the most depressing shit i can find.
>>711181243
i feel you, man
>>711181251
Audio book, Hyperion. Tripping me out.
>>711181478
Money don't fix everything, my friend. I'm living proof of that.
>>711170540
Not bad
>>711181536
good god tell me you screen capped it.
>>711168876
Budweiser
>>711173437
I rec chimay. Trappist rochefort too
>>711181791
as always
>>711181688
So true. All walks of life have problems, all walks of life can end up in the alcoholism thread on /b
Funny how that works..
>>711181251
Has alcohol ruined anyones life?
Still hasn't fucked me over yet. Other than being broke alot
tito's and lemonade. my fave mix
>>711182230
Killed my marriage.
Sitting alone in a big house with my Bacardi don't quite have the feeling I covet.
>>711182329
>big house on beach
>good booze
>no wife
and why arent you throwing shindigs everynight with some rando gash to pound on?
>>711182230
i got a dui in 06 that fucking drained my cash for a full year, moved back in with my parents at age 30, that was some fun. ruined tho? not really, was back on my feet in a year, i just don't drink and drive anymore. i'm sure i'm heading towards disaster tho. i can feel it.
>>711182269
Titos is tight; just got a handle tonight.
You can mix decent vodka (said Tito's) straight with powered lemonade mix too. Taste like regular lemonade and fucks you up good
>>711180909
Not exactly sure, got it from an in law who bought it himself. Look around bars at night for people selling out of their vehicles. That'd be my best advice.
>>711182329
Where is this big beach house?
If you are anywhere near me, ima change youre fucking life bruh.
Fuck ex wives. I drink to mine. May she rot in hell
>>711182230
Almost most went into respiratory failure from a night of heaving drinking and taking Benzos with muscle relaxers. My gf at the time found me and forced me to go to the ER
>she should have just done nothing.
>>711182230
It'll happen. It happens to all of us. The proverbial "rock bottom". It's usually the point where you finally really feel like quitting.
"Rock bottom" for you doesn't necessarily have to involve getting a DUI or passing out and choking on your own puke, though. I've heard many stories of people who quit before that shit happens. Guess it's a matter of willpower.
>>711180576
Too late.
Was $3.
Not too bad. Def drinkable.
At least its not 211
>>711182619
>>711183057
how fucked up are you guys? he didn't say beach house.
>>711183057
I hear this all the time at work, man. Men just hating their relationships at home. It's pretty discouraging. I don't even want to get married based on all the negative shit that surrounds it.
Belgium beer
>>711173173
Please end your life
>>711183654
follow the thread kiddo, i'm working on it.
>>711183386
>Sitting on my deck, listening to the ocean
Im no ocean expert, but im fairly sure you have to be pretty close to hear the fucker
>>711182619
No energy for that. Parties and bars and shit is too much. Escorts every once in a while.
>>711183057
South Orange County.
>>711183488
Honestly, the marriage was good, she was a great woman, but I brought my work stress home, and drowned it in rum and vodka, which was never fair to her.
>>711183654
Not him, the guy he replied to though. I am, slowly. Might as well enjoi the ridem
>>711183488
If it helps, she left me because of something I did.
Women are amazing. In relationships and marriage.
But we just started fighting and fighting and I reached out to an old (female) friend. I might have said I missed her and still loved her.
In the context of our relationship and the messages I sent. It was much worse than I think it was.
If you find a person worth being with more than a few years. Cherish them. I didn't. Now I gotta find someone to deal with my drunk ass.
Also beach house guy, where you live?
>>711183851
Fuck. Used to live in North San Diego.
Living in Maui now.
Ohio drunks rep
>>711183833
You sound like an ocean expert, man.
>>711184072
Fucking Maui, man. Love it there. Seems like life has worked out enough to get you over there.
Yeah, North San Diego, we were neighbors once. I never go south anymore, but I heard Oceanside is getting super nice these days.
>>711183833
As an expert. He has to have a house on the beach. Also not have loud neighbors or be too close to traffic
>>711183833
>Killed my marriage.
>Sitting alone in a big house with my Bacardi don't quite have the feeling I covet.
look man i'm hammered, but that's the post you replied to.
what did i miss?
>>711183386
Very fucked up. I can smell the party potential in his post
/b/to don't Jager
>>711184559
Miss my jaeger. Miss my rumple minz. Reminds me of undergrad. Those were some killer years.
Can't get any of my buds to drink either with me anymore
>>711184353
this thread has, as expected, slowly come to a drunken rambling.
>>711184321
Grew up in Vista. Theyre both gengifying... fuck typing that drunk.
Living out here and being a rich fuck who retired out here are two different things though. I pay 800 for a room and no private bath. Plus the child support I give my ex wife. I am moving into my van soon so I dont have to be as mich of a wage slave and might be able to enjoy living here. I had family and alot of connections.
>>711184740
Give it another hour and it will be a feels thread
>>711184740
yes, but am i wrong?
>>711184874
That's a nice area, man. If you were going to be living in a van, Maui wouldn't be the end of the world.
Shit about the child support.
Wage slave? What kind of work you do?
And what kind of can you got? Big fucker?
>>711169312
>Being able to get drunk of light beers/swill
I'm envious. I'll throw up from volume before alcohol.
>>711185063
I honestly cant even tell what we were talking about anymore.
>>711185208
Swish
>>711185375
iv'e most enjoyed this thread and i almost pissed myself reading that post. goodnight anons. i'm still curious about the beach house thing tho.
>>711168876
None for me, thanks. I fell off the wagon last Saturday, really bad. I drank a few beers, then some black Russians. Then I popped 4mg of Xanax. Then I drove to the next state over, and bought some whiskey.
By the time I got home my friend and his wife showed up. Not before I popped all the Gabapentins I had though (crazy bitch next door gave them to me for fronting her some Adderall), and drank a couple glasses of the Bowmore. Shit was good. I remember them getting there. I don't remember much else. I woke up with a destroyed house, my hand cut to shit (I hear they managed to stop me from rolling around in all the glass), my forehead bruised, a bloody indention in my bathroom door, an empty bottle of whiskey, the bottle of Dewars hidden from me, all my firearms and ammo hidden as well along with my car keys, terrified cats, and terrified friends. Apparently I decided to try and snort Benadryl at some point because I had some crushed up and cut out into lines on my desk. I dunno if I succeeded or if it even did much to contribute to my blackout and psychotic meltdown.
This was the first time I'd really drank in over two years. This was one of those nights where I'm really surprised I didn't end up in jail, or the hospital. I did wake up feeling great though. No hangover.
Had a gigl at these posts fellas
>>711186799
baby steps
also
>nice dubs
I drank two strong (6.7) beers and had like 4 rum and cokes.
I need this.
Fuck off
>>711186799
Hope the best for you, anon
>>711168876
Chimay is an excellent drink. I just might have one tonight.
>>711186799
Waking up with no hangover is great.
I credit it to drinking water before bed. Like a litre or two.
I know that feel though. Whenever I get drunk, I want to have more. Always more
I've always been on adventures to have more.
It's a dichotomy, right?
You are supposed to have none in your house to make the temptation less accessible.
But that just makes your drunken self more likely to do crazy shit if he comes home
I guess the answer is to never be drunk if you want to be sober.
Shit's hard.
How'd you deal with the aftermath?
I always got that anxiety factor after I drink.
Acetaldehyde being broken down. Makes your brain worry.
But to actual have reason to feel shame?
Shit you must have been dyin
>>711179612
Fuck we went through cases of that shit living in Spain, weren't going to splash out the 87 euro cents/can for Estrella.
Dunno if it had a name
1shot rum
1shot vodka
1shot rum
1.5 shot lemon juice/lime juice/ grenadine
Sprig of mint
Because I'm a Marine on leave
I've had like 5 of these so far and a shot of vodka.
>>711183311
yea i can't deny it gets better and better as the night goes on
only bought 2 of them today, regretting not getting 3
cheers my friendoooooooooooo
aite i dunno about yall but i'm still sober even though i'm drunk where my drunk sober niggers at
>>711189804
hamms boi still here, 20 deep
>>711189953
well 19.5
>>711190021
20 nao
:)
>>711189953
>>711190021
>>711190085
my dude, cheers, it's me with the STONE who reconized your hamms as the nectar of the gods
bout to hit up my rich dad who got in town tonight and tell him to roll through with some fucking serious alcohol
probly gonna afk for like a while if he ends up coming through, hope this thread stays alive CHEERS
>>711168876
Nothing tonight but tomorrow im getting shitfaced celebrating with some friends. Busch light and Wild Turkey.
>inb4 cheap beer
>Am poor college student trying to become a firefighter so one day my drunk ass may save your ass.
>>711190161
been drinking this shit since i was a kiddo, never found a beer i like more. 8$ a 12 pack where im at
>>711190267
>may save your ass
ahhh man that feeling of being young and thinking the world is a happy place
the loss of that feeling is why i drink
cheers my dude, keep the dreams alive
>>711190451
it's 12 for a 30 by me, used to be 10 but they got greedy when people realized it was god-tier.
i still buy it occasionally, love that HAMMS my dude
>>711190609
fcuk, i have never been able to find a 30 case of it in my shithole of a state
>>711188587
Sounds like a mild Long Island Ice Tea
Talk to me Marine.
How are you
I'm yet to go overseas
I've seen how it affects my dad
How'd you take it?
Just talk all the shit you want
>>711190609
Nah bro, this world fucking sucks and people are idiots. Im new to the service and have already lost 2 good people recently. This shit sucks. But I know I want to help where I can and if thats pulling people out of burning buildings so be it.
Jack Daniels and doing the same OP the shitstorm has been beautiful.
>>711190815
yea i live in STL MO, which is a pretty cool city full of shit tier people, so they give us cheap allcohol to cope
>>711191022
power to you my brother, never give up on what you believe, never sell out.
i sold out partially years ago and still haven't recovered. never give up your dreams, always stay true to what you believe and love. cheers my friend
>>711190267
>>711191085
>>711187423
OP here. Cheers m8s. Unfortuately i cant stand Jacks but any other bourbon i love. Rum is my weakness since i'm central american(arrr mateys)
>>711191676
You didn't fucking cheers me nigger.
I'm going to have another rum and coke just because fuck you
It's like my 6 or 7th tonight
Fuck you
>>711192307
lol this guy
that anger belongs in a political thread homie, not a feelgood alcoholism hopeless-for-living thread
>>711192468
Whatever
I got my drink
My last one unfortunately
So I'm happy
Bring on the good vibes
>>711191264
Cheers /b/ro. My first drink tomorrow will be for you man. Hopefully you can reclaim yourself and find peace.
hardcore alcoholic here, 7 months sober on the 15th
>>711192926
How'd you do it?
Not memeing
How'd you do it?
Every night I'm sober I'm just fucking bored
>moved to portland, so depressed
in Utah we had crazy beer, you wouldn't think it but people were rebellious about it.
I understand there's 80+ breweries here, it's gonna take a long tome to figure out what's good.
>>711190918
>23:45:26
Ayy man
Over seas is fun unfortunately I was only at only leatherneck cause I'm cyber, yay outlook/internet works. You got any questions about Marine? Are you military
>>711168876
Drinking a 26er of captain morgans white rum while sitting in my bed after a heavy duty gym session like a dumbass. Just like i did yesterday except with vodka cause I am a piece of shit.
>>711193053
Cyber sounds fucking cool
I'm joining now
Gunning for intel due to my degree
They tell me to wait despite the fact that they tell me that my aptitude is "very competitive"
What the fuck ever.
I just want to go
Anything you can tell me is something I can use
Who else vodka and soda water to make the mornings bearable?
>>711193151
At least you go to the gym
I did upper body today with squats thrown in
What're your diddlies?
>>711193933
It doesn't really matter what I drink so long as I go for at least 500 ml of water every drink
>>711168876
only the finest tequila
>>711194059
Yea I'm criminally negligent on the water-front, despite years and years of hospo during uni. Thank fuck I'm an independent contractor who works alone so I can sweat out the poison before interacting with people.
>>711194249
I can't stand the day after sweats
They make me feel so ashamed
That's my I drink water to drown myself
After I drink liquor to drown myself, of course
>>711168876
Hit the pub tonight. Had 4 pints of Rickards Red and a few shots of Tequila.
Today was a shit day at work.
It feels.....just awesome.
>>711194586
Rickards Red is what I go for at the pub usually
They don't often have good selection but they always have Rickards
You're at a comfy fucking drunk level
cheap beer and jameson
>>711194003
just did legs and a little bit of chest and shoulders. still feel like it was pointless. i don't know, like i'll still go tomorrow too but it feels pointless. fortunately i am out of money now
>>711168876
Chimay Grand Reserve is my favorite beer in the world. Also check out the St. Bernardus and Duchesse De Bourgogne
>>711195197
You pay per session?
What the fuck?
And feeling pointless is why you should go
So you feel pain tomorrow and remind yourself
>>711195307
Mon osti nigger.
Come to Quebec, friend
We got the best here
Not shitting on Belgique, but we got some good ones here.
>>711195345
nah man i meant i am out out money for booze. and true that man. it's just been like a seven day binge of gym then a 26er of liquor so it felt fruitless. I'll go tomorrow as well and the feeling of not drinking tomorrow night (do to lack of funds) will hopefully make me feel better. just get those gaaaaaainz
>>711195537
Get gainz then drink
Wait a day
Gainzt then drink
That's life
>>711195531
Cali-Fag here. Enlighten me of your ways
>>711196078
That sounds reasonable enough
>>711196687
So many good brews in QC
Montreal is where I live so I can tell you about some good shits
Dieu de Ciel is the best microbrew I know
Famous all over
L'Amere au Bore is a far smaller brew that I also go to
Very good
There's the classic Cheval Blanc too.
Montreal is a fucking great place to drink
Not even counting the strippers and sex clubs
Come to Montreal for fun. Just do it
>>711193232
It sounds cool but really what it is is sys admin and installing exchange server, as far as advice goes, just join do it get the experience and do better things as quick as possible. Hopefully this makes some sort of sense am very drink
>>711197031
Fuck yeah, I'll definitely check some of these out.
>Not even counting the strippers and sex clubs
Damn son, I'm moving up there.
>>711197276
Me too man, I am very "drink" too
But I want Intel.
I want to be important in the slightest
The bitch recruiter tells me I can do it
So I will
I want it
If I get Intel I think I'd career it
I have no family or other relations
They want to post me, then do it
I lived that life as a kid. My dad was military, see.
Every few years he'd get posted
But me? I got no one
Send me where the fuck anywhere
>>711197460
Montreal is fucking great
It's the sex and crime capital of North America
Not fucking kidding
Anything happens here if you know where
There's a lot of problems with my beloved city
Part of which is the crime
The fucking mob controls all the construction shit so all the roads are literally falling apart every winter, but the rest is god
Montreal is one of the few cities in NA that actually has a real culture.
You know what "HIPSTERS" want to be?
It's Montreal
It's here
>>711197947
Sounds a lot like New Orleans. Gotta go check it out.
>>711198361
It's like New Orleans without the tourist attraction
And also not being in the bumfuck south
There's low crime here
Well at least low "Heyo nigga gib me yo wallet, btich" type crime
>>711168876
The same thing I drink every night. Two shots of finlandia vodka and OJ.
>>711199065
How do you stop?
Not belittling you or anything
Respect if anything
How do you stop though
Whenever I get drunk I just want to have more
And more
AND MORE
The only way I stop is never to have anything
>>711199228
Umm... I have self control?
>>711199369
Fuck that
I mean shit, the first drink erodes the basic control, and the second makes the hardest resolve go away
It's like drinking metaphorical acid
All the walls melt away