What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
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What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
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bought a pumkin spiced at starbucks
Sucked off a 40ish year old while I was 18 in my bedroom when parents were gone and got my face nutted on
>>711148701
good one faggot
>>711148643
Fucked another dude...
>>711148766
And what'd you think of it?
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>>711148766
Did he pay you?
>>711148643
Naired my whole body, wore panties, and let a guy cum in my ass.
>started chatting to an older guy on Grindr
>agreed to go to his house
>met him, made out with him, went upstairs
>sucked him off, 69'd, he rimmed me, blew a massive load into my mouth
>started jacking me off whilst rubbing my butthole (I'd told him I wasn't up for penetration)
>I came all over myself
>we cuddled and chatted for a bit
>went home, showered and went to dinner with my Nana within an hour
>>711149392
>nana
FAGGOT
>>711149357
Does nair work or hurt? I want to do it neck down.
>>711149357
I want cock in my ass but it hurts putting in fingers. How can I learn to like it?
>>711149579
I bet you say Gran or some shit you fucking puffter
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>>711149392
That's bretty fucked up
fap on trap shit
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>>711149681
Start with something small and just work your way up slowly. You have to train your butt to take the big stuff.
LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE
>posted pictures of myself looking like a girl here and got some dicks hard while doing so
>>711149588
it only hurts if it gets on your balls, i dont know about your ass, but for sure it'll hurt if it gets on your dick and balls.
the pain can be akin to friction burn, but think of it hurting consistently for like the next week.
>>711148643
More of OP pic pls
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>>711150080
I'm ashamed to admit this, even anonymously, but I once had consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.
Missionary position with a woman for the sole purpose of recreation
I vaped.
>>711149815
okay I'll try this. I like it when it's in...but when I first get anything in my hole, I get a sharp pain. it sucks.
>>711149681
>>711149918
okay thanks.
>>711148643
kiss my girllfriend
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>>711150921
faggot
>>711148643
Licked my cum off a guy's chest after riding him to completion.
got fucked by 3 old men while dressed in lingerie...but I felt like a girl so it wasnt really gay.
>>711150832
This, I pressed a dildo against my asshole and rubbed it with lube. The second I pushed it in, a sharp pain but when I put it more it's fine. But I feel like I can't fuck my ass.
> be really young
> go into parents room w/friend
> we are both guys
> we take off clothes
> start jumping on bed
> dicks flopping
> open our assholes and tell each other what color it is
Really don't know why I guess we were just curious.
>>711150845
Will this make my asshole less of a bitch and take a big dildo?
met a 40 yr old on grindr when I was 17. It was supposed to be just bj's but he convinced me to lie down and spread my ass for him. He fingered my ass until it was ready for his dick (which was thick but not the longest). 3 years later I don't know if I regret it or not but have yet to do something like that again so
>>711151386
Holy shit kek
>>711150845
what makes it desensitizing? is that safe?
who else can't wait until based Pence sterilizes all you faggots?
>>711151441
It helps a bunch. Biggest trick is to get the lube up there. Think about it. If you Spackle your asshole and glob up the dildo and shove, the first muscle wall in your ass that dildo hits scrapes away the lube and you're more or less shoving it up there dry.
>>711151386
lost
bought a dildo off Amazon and used it, pretty gay
>>711151952
Oh shit, no wonder. I have to order this stuff. Also how do I not get shit on a guys dick? How do you guys clean your assholes inside good?
>>711151892
Lidocaine. Safe as can be. Doesn't numb the way something like a throat spray would. Just the right amount of desensitizing.
>>711148643
Fucked a cute femboy and made him beg for my cum, tbh
also touched our balls intentionally.
>>711148643
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
>>711152351
Very rare that happens. Try a enema bottle filled with water. Rinse out a couple times for a few minutes should be fine.
>>711151916
this right here, his electrocution torture worked pre-emptively on me
nah man,
gayest thing i've ever done since trump won?
fapped myself off to some straight porn.
Dressing up as a girl and going on omegle looking for someone to jack off with on skype. Was a 59 year old guy's little slut for a month. i'm 19
>>711152422
>>711152628
You guys are the fucking best, I'm a newfag when it comes to my fag urges.
>>711152991
also, you should try killing yourself
>>711150272
>>711150790
>>711150818
Samfag
>>Neckbeard detected
>>711152991
Push till you hit your adams apple
>>711153117
Your samefag detection skills are pathetic at best, faggot.
>>711148643
sucked a dick
>>711153377
My dear faggot, when whilist thou realize suicide is thy only reconciliation?
Gave my cousin a blowjob.
>>711148643
Read OPs bullshit.
Bought this small dildo from amazon and used it on my ass... it's still in the drawer.
>>711148643
>be 15
>a buddy of mine convinced me to wear some panties and butt fuck eachother
Looking back it was pretty gay but we were just trying find ways to bust a nut
>home alone friend comes over
>watch some porn for quite to pregame it
>still was iffy about the panties
>buttfuckit.jpeg
>panties were a tight fit but didn't matter since I was getting my rocks off while he fuck me
>he finishes and it was my turn
>we here footsteps outside
>panicked as we quickly clean up/cover up
>"haha h-hey mom, you're early"
>mfw friend leaves me with blue balls and a stretched cummed asshole
>>711148643
Had sex with a dirty mexican tranny. Would anyone be interested in a story?
>>711152991
No problem dude.
>be me
>fap to gf rubbing self
>arm kills so I try go be fast
>close gf moans louder
>cum inside my own mouth on accident
>sorta salty I spit it out ASAP onto my chest which is also covered
>haven't wanked from being afraid
Stuck a zucchini up my ass. First try.
I held hands with a guy on the beach at night, and kissed
I felt waay more gay than the time i was spitroasted by 2 guys
>>711148643
Sucked my own dick and nutted down my throat
>>711153824
why do you bother asking, post that shit
>>711151068
wanting to fuck that ass
>>711154017
>this
i had sex with several dudes but never kissed or let them kiss me till this one huge black guy pinned me down and started kissing me while he was going balls deep. i thought i would hate it but ended up loving it and now i always kiss my men who want to. also, he had just gotten done eating my ass and made me do atm so it fully tasted like my own ass which was kind of hot
>>711151386
Well what color was his asshole?
>>711154217
I asked a simple question. Would you like to hear a story?
Wore a Pink Floyd shirt to a Nirvana concert.
>>711148643
sucked on a cock in another guys bedroom then lay on my back with my legs up and spread so he could put his hard cock with my spit on it inside my ass and fuck me until he coated my insides with his cum. i was farting cum for days it was glorious.
>>711154501
>Inb4 to bad I'm telling it anyway
>be me
> 20 year old
>girlfriend 24
>ask her to suck me off while watching porn
>agrees on one condition she chooses
>over joyed and exited.
>she sits by computer
>not allowed to watch yeat
>she covers computer and calls for me
>sit down in chair expecting a really good time
>she starts to tie me upp and play with me
>rock hard bonner
>all tied upp
>she shows computer
>gay porn
>starts to suck my dick
>can't escape and forced to watch
>>711154689
>>Implying that is my initial reaction
If nobody answers yes to my question you are not going to hear about my first encounter with a tranny
mmm put that nice round ass around my dick OP
>>711154711
>forced to watch
>like it was orange fucking mechanic
>>711154897
don't post it you fucking faggot, you deserve the shock therapy that's coming to you
>>711154262
Is your dick twisted? It's not grotesque, but it looks kinda off...
>>711154897
Then no, noone wants to hear it since you're so god damn needy for our aproval. Noone cares of you do or don't.
>B-But you have to say yes
Stop being an attention whore, go elsewhere.
>>711154501
i told you to post it faggot, get on with it now
Sissy cumming on Kik: hotmess69you
>>711155135
idk maybe a little
The toilet brush at work is plastic and cock shaped, it fits underneath the toilet seat, i lube it with soap and slide on to that Shit till I come!
Feels good man!
>>711155002
Don't know what that means
>>711155033
First of all fuck you. Fuck your assumptions about me. Fuck your need to feel tough on an anime board. Fuck you shitty live. Fuck the fact that you are overweight, slightly retarded, and cannot accept the fact that you are gay and take your curious hatred out on others on an anime board
Let a little latino homosexual dude blow me after a night of a lot of drinking. Did not get hard at all. Told the dude that it wasn't doing anything for me after a minute of him blowing me. Drank some more booze and smoked some weed together. No regrets, try to enjoy life. Little latino homosexual dude is now some kind of fashion designer in Berlin, seems to be doing well in life. Everytime one of his berlin-fashion posts appear on my Facebook timeline I laugh a little and think to myself: So weird I had my penis in this dudes mouth at one point. Sorry, don't know how to greentext. Have been lurking since '07 but I'm too lazy to post shit and definitely too lazy to learn shit. As Walter White would have said: I should "Apply myself".
>>711155335
Сука
>>711155320
Mine looks almost exactly like yours. But it developed after I injured myself while jelqing. I kept the half inch but it definitely underwent torsion.
Your dick looks good though, no homo.
>>711155335
>those delicious libtears
stay mad cuck
>>711155139
I asked for the publics opinion you piece of trash. If the public does not want to hear my tale then it shall not be read. I am a poster of the people. Why don't you go stick something in you bum and cry yourself to sleep tonight?
>>711155457
idi nahuy yobiniy pridurok
>>711154897
kill yourself, we don't want to hear it anyway
>>711155518
>>Implying I didn't vote for trump
>>711155379
That's bullshit. Not the story part, but the greentext part.
You put this symbol before the text: ">"
that's it.
>>711155573
kill yourself first and i may consider it..
> be 35
> gf is out, and I am feeling really horny
> go through her underwear drawer
> start smelling her panties, want moar
> go to the hamper, pull out her used panties
> put used on my face, jerk with the other pair
> white lace wrapped on my dick, black thong on my face
> decide to wear the used pair
> take a couple pics
> Don't look half bad
> Decide to see if anyone else is interested
> post to CL
> get a few hits, but one stick out
> "8 inch dad cock wants to pound your sissy mouth"
> Instant diamonds
> email a couple times, he is coming over
> he gets there and wants to go straight to room
> he is 6'2" maybe 190, strong, not ripped
> get to bedroom and he grabs me by throat
> "get in your panties bitch"
> throws me to the bed and makes me undress
> I grab panties from earlier and slip them over my limp cock
> he grabs my hair (long hair) and puts me on my knees
> he pulls off his belt, and his jeans slowly slip to the floor
> I see his big cock, already getting hard
> he take the belt and wraps it around my neck, with my t shirt to keep the leather from digging
> he takes his now hard cock and puts it against my lips
> "open your mouth fag, and take this dick"
>>711155546
idi nahui, vse hahly eto dauny
>>711155577
then stop acting like such a faggot, your dumbass is going to be first on the chopping block and it's going to be fucking hilarious
>>711155646
> I open willingly, he is not gentle
> he burys his cock deep, and once there he chokes up on the belt
> I am gagging and spitting, my mouth is drooling loads of spit
> He then pulls out and grabs my hair again
> he begins slapping me telling me to tell him how big his cock is, and how he owns my mouth
> then he says "Now I am going to own that tight ass, okay?"
> "yes, daddy, own my ass"
> he gets behind me, belt still around my neck
> he tosses me to the bed, ass up for him
> he slides the panties over and starts playing with my ass, teasing and lightly penetrating with his fingers
> he walks over to laundry basket and pulls out another pair of my girls underwear
> he stuffs it in my mouth
> he reaches to his jeans and pulls out a small bottle of lube and a magnum
> the lube is cold when he drops it with little care on my asshole
> he rubs more and sticks two fingers in me
> I hear him open the condom, when i look back to see, he chokes me hard
> next I feel the tip of his dick pushing my brown button
> like a slow building balloon, he expands my asshole with his big cock
> my screams are muffled while he penetrates deeper and deeper
> I try to fight him, but he keeps choking and fucking me
> all of a sudden I feel my balls building up
> I shoot a massive load that hits me in the chin
> he keeps on fucking me
> finally, he pulls out, grabs my hair again and forces me back on my knees
> my ass is dripping lube
> he pulls the condom off and sticks his dick back in my mouth
> he keeps pumping, I can feel it building
> suddenly he stops, and pulls out
> he grabs my hair again, so my face is looking up
> he jerks his massive hot load onto my face
> thanks me for being a slut, get dressed and leaves
> after he leaves I fuck myself with my gf dildo and cum again
> never see him again, but want to recreate this someday.
>>711155607
Thanks, now I know. See the level of laziness on my part? Never even asked, lol.
this
a lot
sucked a cock
>>711155725
I believe you sir are the faggot.
>>711155899
kek
>>711155792
wow hardcore
>>2016
>>being this edgy on an anime board
>>711155964
yeah thats what i fucking thought you punk ass bitch. SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>711156036
o-ok s-sir
>>711155493
ty bro
>had to google jelqing
>>711155728
how the fuck can you stare your gf in the eyes?
fucking faggot, holy shit. abandon thread.
>>711154058
How you did it? I try but its impossible
>>711156137
Go get me something to eat you fucking gay faggot ill-moral sack of shit. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OREOS?
>>711156198
I look her right in the eyes when I am burying my cock in her mouth. no problem.
>>711156139
don't do it. it's a meme. I seriously fucked myself up dude. like I had to take off fucking three months from jacking off and sex.
>>711148643
Sucked a shemale hookers' cock. She only got like halfway hard but it felt fun. Would do again but I am super picky about guys' looks and dont wanna pay a tranny hooker again
>>711156238
p-please stop yelling at me Daddy, I'll do whatever you want
>>711148643
get engaged to a guy who loves me very much
>>711148643
Used to blow my friend on a daily when we were about eleven.
So nothing too gay I guess.
>>711153779
Who's panties where you wearing?
>>711156540
That's really sweet, faggot.
>>711156310
its ok wasnt going to do it anyways
>>711148643
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>>711156573
I don't remember jacking off until I was 11 maybe. And even then, I didn't have sex until 15.
How the fuck did you start giving blowjobs at 11?
>>711148643
Fucked a tranny. It was awesome.
>>711148643
Sucked my cock while watching some tranny porn
>>711151155
Can't argue with that.
Anybody wanna hear about my first tranny
>>711156952
No. Get out of /b/
>>711157057
why?
>>711156769
Dont know, we started it while having sleepover.
>put dick in mouth for fun
>actually feels good
>white stuff comes out
>not sure what it is
That's about it. I'm 24 now and havent done it since.
sexted with good friend. i really wanted to blow him and have him fuck me but he never went for it.
still good friends and waiting for the right time
>>711157297
oh shit. I've sexted with a friend before as a joke...
is he gay?
Used to get those lady boys in Thailand and go to town on them for hours
>>711148643
Took a massive shit, and enjoyed it. No homo.
>>711155335
Fuck your hypocrisy. You Lichteraly got mad about some one assuming something about you, then instantly assume something about someone else. Get killed by blacks.
>>711156721
Would suck dry. More?
>>711156952
I ground the gears in the first one I shifted.
>>711155728
Sounds so hot.
>>711157890
what?
>>711157803
nigga u gay shut the fuck up god damn
>>711157895
very hot.
>>711156952
I'd like to hear your story.
>>711155527
So defensive when people don't want to hear your shit story.
>>711148643
>>711148643
posed like a fag for guys in random vid chat rooms.. I have a twink's body and kept track, I watched over sixty guys cum to me
Funny thing is I've never pursued gay sex. I really, really fucking want to suck a cock but I can't find an anon in AZ to let me try it. sucks man :/
Meet two guys on craigslist went over knelt down blow them both for a while went to couch blow one sitting on the couch while the other fucked my ass. They switched a couple times took the loads to my face
>>711148643
Anyone got the rest of this story?
>>711148643
Sucked off a chubby Filipino guy I've met in a club
>>711149899
Pics or it didn't happen
Went into a brothel, there were two post-op trannies.
One was 50yo skinny the other 35yo and obese with big tits
The fat one sat on my chest and I asked her to slap me, she did slap me many times and very hard, the skinny one was jerking me off, I came really fast.
It does sound worse than it really was, I consider myself straight though, it was just experimentation.
>>711155763
Hot
>>711154676
for days? you just proved that entire story was a fantasy and not a true story.
>>711154897
Get the fuck out kid
>>711154711
why? why lie like this?
>dressed completely as a woman
>slowly start touching myself
>take off my dress
>only pantiee, bra and stockings left
>slowly sliding off my panties
>inserting my finger up my asshole
>instantly get super hard
>started fingering myself pretty hard
>get super horny
>need something bigger up my ass
>find a hammer
>hmm this could work
>slowly inserting handle up my ass
>hurts a little but sweetest pain ever
>asshole gets naturally lubed up after a few slidings in and out
>start fucking myself really hard
>cock is diamonds
>start jacking off like crazy while drilling my ass with that hammer handle
>cum like never before and again
I even got super hard just by remembering it now. Time to to jack off. But the funny thing is I'm not even gay. I'm not attracted to men at all but this just makes me cum like nothing else.
>>711148643
let my friend suck me off after his gf did.
>>711160338
No lie true story
>>711148643
sucked off my friend when i was 18 and get my ass fucked by his brother, i'd say was the gayest thing ive done.
>>711148643
I'm requiring more photos of this.
>>711155527
Wrong. What you did was attentionwhoring, because anon told you to do it, but just because he didn't do it in your terms you start bitching around as if your story would be the best fap material ever. Learn how to be less of a bitch, nobody is gonna beg you for it here, no matter how much do you want it.
>>711155527
>I am a poster of the people
No, you're just an attentionwhore.
>If the public does not want to hear my tale then it shall not be read
Using the word "shall" does not make you sound cool nor eloquent.
And actually what "the public" does not want is to have an attentionwhore bitching around here.
>>711159366
yes please!
>>711148643
Your dad
Let a taxi driver havr his way with me and I felt super girly and slutty and now what was only curiosity has become absolute closeted homosexuality
>>711155646
Stopped reading after the first line. Way too old to be attractively effeminate.
>>711161235
whatever you need anon, we are here for you and the trauma of maybe not thinking about fucking a 12 year old.
>>711148643
Let a guy suck me off, less than 10 times though so not really gay
>>711155899
>>711155964
>>711156036
>>711156137
>>711156238
>>711156464
Stop it already samefag, you're just embarrassing yourself.
>>711156952
Go and die
>>711161467
12 would be too young to be attractively effeminate too. No ass at all, no sex appeal...nothing.
>>711148643
Fucked myself in the ass with a dildo less than 4 hours ago, cum on my own face, piss on my own face, suck my own dick, swirlyed myself in my own piss, stretch ass, fuck ass with fingers... Many more. But the gayest thing ive done... The absolute most faggot ive been, is being the same species as OP
>>711148643
Got drunk a jerked off to gay porn with a dildo in my ass. I hit myself in the face and caught myself licking it off lips a few times before I found something to wipe it off my face.
>>711148701
You see it every time
This
>>711164200
moar
this, and cum in my face after
>>711157890
Yeah there was two times I almost blew one... still haven't!
>>711155003
>orange fucking mechanic
its a clockwork orange you fucking pleb
>>711155003
Clockwork Orange nigga.
Orange Mécanique c'est en français.
>>711155320
You got a bump on the tip. Gross.
>>711148643
Gay RPing with my now gf who I at the time thought was a guy
got spitroasted by 2 dudes, one fucked me in the ass doggystyle on the bed,while i sucked the other one off. then they swapped (they cleaned up before swapping, used new condoms etc)
stlil the hottest thing i've ever done, to this day.. have really hot memories of it.
source: 30/bi/male
>>711166358
>>711166368
Maybe he's latino, because Orange Mechanic is the direct (probably google) translation from "Naranja Mecánica", which was the title in Latin America.
>>711166358
>>711166368
>>711167177
Or Brazilian, in portuguese is "Laranja Mecânica"
