Who's gonna be my Chris Hansen?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Who's gonna be my Chris Hansen?
>>711144858
Reported for underage
>>711144858
>21 cm
LOL OK
rip sex woman
>>711144858
Gross
21 cm, what a joke
>>711144858
Ask him: where is the rest of the 21cm cock?
>>711144935
>>711144953
when fags dont know the whole story.
>>711144953
Read old thread, I'm 26
Absolutely disgusting
>>711144858
fucking gold
who screencapped ?
>>711144858
NO WAY
>>711144858
Continued from >>711144941 if people didn't know
And we're back
>>711145035
this
>>711144858
It's all strange looking.
>>711144858
Tell him a picture with his face + dick in one picture would make you even hornier
>>711144858
>tells 21 cm
>looks like 17
KEK
>>711144858
OH SHUT MIGGA!
Make him feel insecure about his dick
>>711144953
newfag
>>711144858
21 ugly cm
>>711145035
THIS!
>>711144858
Ah, it be the legendary pirate Hook Dick.
hahahahaahhaahahahahahaah topkek
>>711144858
Link this thread pls
>>711144858
Sharpie in pooper!!
be like "wow my teacher clearly doesnt know what 21 cm is if that thing is 21 cm." or play dumb and say "does the curvature matter bc my vagina does not curve that way?"
Send him a pic of a banana
>BANANA DICK
>>711145035
Dis
>>711145150
>>>711144941 → if
link to thread + report to FBI, dubs commands it
:')
I wish feminist had laws to pwn them this easy
>>711144858
Tfw my cock is half the length of a predator. Mine stops where his changes color. And he's going after a 14 year old. What hope do I have
>>711144858
"I thought you'd be bigger"
"Ur cock reminds me of that of my brother"
"My dad is reading along, I hope you dont mind"
Choose his poison
Damn, that nigga gay, cuz that dick aint straight.
>>711144858
ask him if he is cut or uncut
>>711145200
You fucking mad man
>>711145200
SUBTLE
U
B
T
L
E
>>711144858
The absolute madman
>>711145200
what a wimp, that dick is nowhere near a fist. it will fit perfectly
>>711144858
meem dick
>>711145200
OP is amazing
OP, you've gotta tell him that you've got his deets, and that you'll publically embarass him unless he does a 'hi i'm 40 but sometimes I like to try to pick up 14yos" ama right here right now.
>>711145243
close tho
reroll
>>711145200
Sheeeit
>>711145200
>>711144858
i think giving this to FBI will make us moralfag sissies. Just sayin'
plse link him to this thread
>>711145264
Gosh darnit
>>711145256
Story
>>711144858
How the fuck did you find this guy? Story pls...
>>711145200
Get shot of cock with his face in it then send it to his wife asking why cock pics being sent to your 14 yr old daughter
>>711145378
later not now
>>711145342
Please stop using this revolting gif.
>>711145259
Try to do exercise if you're fat so your dick doesn't get covered with fat.
>>711145444
trips get - check em
Have you ever shaved your balls? I knew someone who had a checklist to shave their balls, but he got into a lot of trouble.
roll
>>711145378
OP is pretending to be a 14yo girl like he has been his whole life
>>711145394
>>711144941
Original thread
>>711145444
trips get em
>>711145444
Do it OP!
>>711145444
Trips have spoken
>>711145479
he was an incompetent then
>>711145421
Yeah, we'll just guess the wife's number.
Op actually delivers, somebody note this day down
>>711145286
KEK
ask if he can send a pic pissing all over his belly and chest
>>711145408
Kys shit's old asf & zero kek worthy
you had one chance to kill his confidence forever by just telling him that this looks small, not aesthetic or whatever. this would have been more devastating than playing the chris hansen card
>>711145270
op pls "Ur cock reminds me of that of my brother"
>>711145445
>>711145582
fucks sake op listen to trips you know the rules
sharpie in pooper?!?!!!!!11!!
Make him stick shatpie up ass
this thread..
>>711145264
Now tell him to cum on that pic of "your" ass. When he does, fuck him over with a link to this thread
>>711145631
Fat engulfs your penis if you have too much of it, believe me I know.
>>711145592
ouhhhh YEAH DAMN BOIIII DO IT
>>711145259
You got a low tight circ didn't you, parent probably mangled your cock for life.
Sorry anon I really feel for you
>>711145711
DUBS COMMAND IT
>>711144858
What the fuck is wrong with that dudes dick? Holy fuck that's terrifying to look at.. like a burn victim.
>>711145730
KEK
GOLDEN
>>711145769
This
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A SHARPIE IN ASS PLS? Then I'll send him this link
>>711145730
oh you're blowing this so badly but this dude is so stupid it might work.
>>711145730
Fucking A op..
>>711145644
Yeah OP, for the sake of shitting-boring-only marginally-interesting fuck. Send him link, get him in here for us to interrogate.
>>711145799
MORE DUBS COMMAND IT, BY KEK YOU MUST PUT SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER
>>711145853
as trips, ill allow it
>>711145495
Roll what nigga?
>>711145853
Ayy Le fuckin mao
BAHAHAHAHA DED
>>711145821
I thought the same thing but I noticed the other anime seemed to think it was normal so I kept my mouth shut.
I've only ever seen mutilated cocks on here.
>>711145769
Rolln boyz
>>711145853
no let him put one in his ass for you
>>711145644
Fuck off shit stain OP got this, you fags r amateurs hurr durr link the tread derp FBI kek kek kek kys now
>>711145853
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can someone colect all the screan captures and post them back here?
>>711145853
ASK HIM TO PISS ON HIMSELF. HE's a fucked up pedo after all
>>711145936
FUCKIN A
Sharpie in urethra
>>711145936
Ask for pic with ass dildo and face
>>711145853
fuckyea
>>711145936
ASK HIM IF HE EVER LICKS HIS OWN DILDO CLEAN OR ENJOYS DRINKING HIS OWN SEMEN
>>711145730
>>711144858
>>711145936
In all honesty I'm pretty sure the dude is from Italy where the age of consent is 14. you can tell based on the name and the poor english. If he is there, this thing that you're doing wouldn't in any way merit a visit from Chris Hansen. Youre just getting dick pics and asshole shots from some italian creep
>>711146029
So much this
>>711145936
Posting in epic bread
>>711145936
Good fucking God. Please either expose this fool to his family and friends, or send him a link to this thread and let him know he is going down in history.
>>711145936
SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!
>>711145200
>sideways I'm guessing
I love this so much.
>>711146051
no one cares were fucking with a dude who thinks hes talking to a teen age of consent dosent mean shit
>>711146099
Family and friends would be better
Sharpie in pooper and then humiliate him
OP delivered. *drops miC*
>>711146183
ding ding ding we have a winner
>>711146183
Fuck yes
for the love of god someone save this whole thing
>>711146183
Nice1
This thread
>>711145730
>>711146183
this dude
ROLLING
Sharpie in pooper
>>711146215
HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT OP
>>711146051
Should someone explain to you how the law works regarding possession?
It doesn't fucking matter where the picture came from, if you have, and you're in a country that makes possession of it illegal then you're going to prison.
>>711146183
>different body in every pic
>different pussy
>different ass
I'm telling you from experience fucking with these shit heads that they're so stupid that they won't notice. In fact, sometimes after being naive for awhile you can blurt out something totally obvious and retarded and they still won't get it.
I hate pedos
>>711146215
mine nigga hello big boi brunt dickko
>>711146215
Booooo
>>711146234
Need the original thread too. This is legendary.
HEY GIAN MARCO
WELCOME TO 4CHAN
YOU'RE ALREADY A LEGEND
STAY. TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
>>711146215
OP you fool!
no sharpie in pooper
>>711146252
ripppppppppp
>>711146215
Oh fuck!!!
>>711146215
FUCK
>>711146252
TOP KEK
>>711146183
NICE
>>711146215
SAVAGE
>>711146215
FUCK YESSSSSSSS
>>711146215
>>711146252
Hahahahaha
>>711146252
That Final = EPIC
Hello Gian !
>>711146252
>what's that
>your end
>harry potter
>>711146252
lol
>>711146252
EPIC WIN
>>711146252
OMG, even after link!! hhahaha
Gian, the FBI may be looking for your pedo faggot face.
A message I deliver you from all the people in this thread: YOU ARE FUCKED!
>>711146252
Best /b/ thread in yonks.
>>711146252
fucking kek. golden.
fucking savage
SHIF OP
WETHER HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF IT'S YOUR FAULT.
lol
Hello there GIAN
This and the story of Nut-Kid in one day?
/b/ lives.
>>711146215
>>711146252
jesus christ
>>711146252
LAWL
HEY GIAN
OLD THREAD
>>711144941
For 40-year-old man to witness.
OMG HAHAHA OP IS GOD, GET ME IN SCREEN CAP
>>711146252
top kek
ded
>>711146252
Bruv kek
FUCK MY TEEN PUSSY GIAN
BWAHAHAHA YOU ARE FUCKED GIAN
epic
Fuck all of you losers!
dont worrie dood this is a safe space for pedos and perverts youll fit in nicely here
Gian, we have your facebook page as well. Dick pics too 14-year-olds......hmm
>>711146336
Was this really floating around out there or is this someone's commitment to thread
>>711146396
HES DUMBER THAN A DEAD HORSE
Hello, pedo
>>711146396
Haha the idiot doesn't have any idea.
Continue. You've delivered with the link. Play more with him.
Bruh this is legendary. checked in
HEY THERE GIAN
HEY GIAN, WELCOME! <3
>>711145270
roll
ROLL
ROLLLLLLLL
>>711146183
>filename
>>711146448
>>711146448
Low Qualität bait
GIAN PLEASE RAPE MY BUM WITH SEXY SHARPIES
