Since Meme Magic worked for me, I recommend you beautiful anons post your biggest wishes in this thread and maybe the mighty God Kek will grant them true,
>Singles = 20% probability
>Dubs = 50% probability
>Trips = 75% probability
>Quads = 100% probability
>Quints or any get higher OR Satanic/Heavenly = over 9000 probability (Dubs not included).
Roll /b/ros.
i wish to get laid this weekend
Hillary gets locked up in a maximum-security prison
>>711141245
Get a gf
>>711142011
Considering...
>>711141403
>>711141962
Try again my children.
I wish for enough confidence to ask out the girl I like and that she says yes
P.S. I am huge pussy
>>711141245
In my next life I will become the new god emperor
gets extremely rich
get pussy by the end of this year
I wish for a happy life xD
>>711142188
get laid this weekend
i wish to be a president
Reversal of last night's election results.
Rolling for finding big amount of money on the street
You all have unlimited rolls my Anonymous disciples.
Let all females find me irresistable
Get laid this weekend
I WISH TO BE THE PRESIDENT
Get in a very hot sensual long-term relationship before August, 2017
I wish to be loved
great god kek, if you are here i would like you to grant me a wish of having sex with atleast 1000 different women in my lifetime
>>711143133
Will report on how 20% worked out for me
Become extremely wealthy
I wish to fuck a horse
i wish that I won't be sick by friday and that I will hit a deadlift PR on monday and a bench PR on tuesday
pls donald
Have a threesome with my gf
>>711143340
Roll for this guy
>>711141245
will i get past the 7 year itch
>>711143369
I wish that this doesn't happen
Get a gf and be healthy
I just wanna be happy
get lucky
>>711141245
rich and successful
erecting a great wall around europe
>>711143397
Well, some day it will definitely happen.
Or at least a dog
>>711141245
She comes back to me this time.
I want to have the perfect girl for me.
rich, but not arrogant.
independent, but nice.
tall
preferably not fat
intelligent
non-smoker, non-vegan
knows what she wants
to die within the next few years
rolling
Donald Trump dies before election day
I want Dishonored 2 to be a really good game. Too late now if its bad tho, That shit already been dispatched.
Give me some of that chink pussy.
I literally only know 1 asian chick my age in this city and she's fat and... special to say the least.
>>711144787
so close to trips, FeelsBadMan
Trump dies of heart attack before his inauguration.
>>711141245
hello
styxhexenhammer666
how are you feeling today
i knew trump would be president as soon as i heard that he would run
I just want a confirmed kill
>>711141245
Get a girlfriend by this time 2 weeks from now. Hot as fuck.
I want to be happy.
I want to become doc.
>>711141245
Trump makes a indefinite peace deal with russia and gets rewarded with a nobel peace prize while Obama san gets his revoked.
> MAGA bitches !
>>711141245
I want to fall in true love before I turn 30
I want to be khush hmesha
>>711143133
Check em
I wish I get to fuck or get fucked by him soon
I just want a boner rn it's time to fap.
Get real friends
I want my parents to be proud of me.
>>711141245
Will I eat a red velvet cake by the end of the night?
>>711141245
Deport ALL illegals
>>711141245
I wish to do good in life.
I will find traps attractive in a near future
>>711141245
Will that really really hot bitch break up with her bf, convince my current gf to leave, and then fuck me?
Please almighty KEK, let me wake up tomorrow morning as a cute little girl, while still retaining my memories. Praise KEK, shadalay.
I want to be rich
check em.
get into a good college
piaise kek
>>711146688
my nig
>>711146588
There is hope for you ! :3
For me now :
I will get real gf
>>711141245
Hillary has a heart attack.
Don't want to die early
>>711141245
getting laid this weekend =)
>>711141245
I want this guy named "Blake Dalton" to die. He's a principal at a middle school and he's shitting on my little brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAyEM8NL0uk&list=PLXm6tmvAnaBH--msUTBsgGy_9Zd3NeQ8g
https://youtu.be/vN1R17IegvU?t=8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_otTnhCGouA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqKyp87MfFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3VXpy3IGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPwV3IyK6dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmKVHFGRbyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVGLCFAqp1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNF9L4T17Jc
Kill my dick
Laiiiid this weekend
I wish to have a decent amount of money saved up before Christmas rolls around...
>>711142304
This
So much of this
sup guys scarce here
Sex
>>711147776
lmao im ded almost 7777
I wish to be milly air
>>711141245
I wish to gain incredible amounts of money by doing nearly nothing.
For the ability to transform into anything I want and maintain its properties.
FUCKIN TANK MAN
Trump will get assasinated soon
fuk
I wish I could earn a lot of money and make a good life of making music! Please
>>711141245
I want omnipotence
>>711148178
aaand lets try a reroll
>>711148443
aagain
I want to be rich
I want to die being hit by a car by Friday.
>>711148471
fuck it. 20% + 20% +20% +20% are 80% anyway
>>711141245
I want to waste a dubs.
>>711148541
Learn to probability.
>>711141245
I SUMMON KEK GIVE ME A HOT GF WITH THE POWER OF MY DIGITS
>>711141245
I want to be a youtube billionaire
>>711148869
Ahhhhh reroll
>>711148947
CUUUUNNNT REROLL AGAIN
>>711148991
REROLL I WANT A GF SO BAD PLEASE KEK
have my gf brake up with me.
have crush break up with her bf.
have crush and I fuck and live forever happy
>>711149052
Reroll......
Rich as fuck soon
>>711149083
I guess kek doesn't will it.... I am doomed to have no gf unless I channel my power to get good digits AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to be a part of my life.
I get a girlfriend that I love within the next week
i wish i was paid to make cartoons
>>711149218
What about the next month?
>>711149177
Yes a 50/50 chance
>>711149264
Next year, cmon
>>711149304
Okay, next 10 years, lets go
Will I get another raise this year?
Die within 1 year
>>711149361
FUCK my entire lifetime???
>>711148933
Channel?
>>711149401
Well based on the number of posts I made in this thread i have an 80% chance of getting at least one of these.
>>711149304
it might never happen now
get a gf duh
>>711149466
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE NOW I GET DUBS
lose my virginity to this hot ass girl that wants to fuck me
roll
>>711141245
first car has no issues
classic wish. Get laid
ALL MUSLIMS DIE.
>>711149479
If dubs >>711149218
dies without getting a gf
1 million dollars.
I wish I learned how to give less fucks in general.
Rolling again for 1 million
Let me hit the powerball
Damn!
>>711141245
meet a girl who is actually lovable, and like minded.
white, black hair and blue eyes and not too tall but not too short
>>711149767
im pathetic so im re rolling
>>711149666
Looks like Satan wills it anon.
That she likes me back
>>711141245
I will make 8k by february 1 2016
>>711149666
>666
Damn
>>711149187
them feels
That grill will text me today
>>711149666
Cool I guess, tbh I don't even give a fuck
to turn back time
to the good dope days
Happiness
TRUMP FOREVER
>>711149919
not happy with that, can i reroll because i really need it to happen.
Hillary shits her pants at Huma's place
>>711149885
>>711149926
Good luck to you guys aswell, or just fuck off, it doesn't matter
I wish i have sex with an ex tomorrow
>>711141245
gimme that 100 mil cash niga
>>711141245
Grill will answer my damn question
>>711149666
meditate.
>>711149622
well, who doesnt.
should have said "right now", you almost had a 50/50 chance of making the world perfect, but now you made it so theres a 50/50 chance that all muslims are NOW IMMORTAL.
anyway, i want the beast behind all perceptions to make it so that we all remember everyone everyone else did perfectly for the duration of their life.
i get laid at the weekend
I find true happiness and find a way out of this pit of depression I've been stuck in for the last decade.
>>711141245
Immortality
loyal sex slave
trump 2020
>>711150111
75% probability to get answer?
girl will text me
Can i get an ai gf?
Life is really all about probability and how you can manage all variable to fall in your favor.
So in this case, I don't doubt I'll get dubs, trips, or quads, but I do doubt the fact that the chances of getting either would effect my motives and actions to lead my life into bliss.
In other words, I wish to be a well known artist and that my music will become my future in which I can save lives, influence kindness and consideration, and obtain funds to be able to provide for my future family and traveling expenses.
Don't need the dubs or trips but damn it either way I'm going to make it through.
O' Mighty Kek, I wish for the power to charm all I talk to!
can i habe gf
>>711149435
Not saying but my last video was me picking a lock.
>>711150188
50% sweeeeeeet
I wish to get some cash! need a new pc soon, amongst other things. Praise Lord Kek
>>711141245
Hillary goes to jail.
i die this friday
Sex tomorrow
>>711141245
all nig-nogs die
>>711141245
One billion dollars
>>711141245
get her to be my gf
be the mighty KEK with us and grant us all our wishes
>>711141245
Donald Trump es un hombre de negocios que habÃa dejado un gran importancia para los hombres del paÃs en reportar casos de cáncer en Japón y Corea del Sur con su esposa MarÃa Teresa Campos ElÃseos
i get a girlfriend within 7 days of posting this
>>711150446
trying again
I fuck a milf
>>711150509
one more time
>>711150215
dis pls lord kek
A small loan of a million dollars
i get a girlfriend within a week
>>711141245
daddy trump take my ass
>>711150644
nice
I want to get rich soon.
>>711141245
I'm a 28 year old African-American virgin and I voted for Trump. Not because I believed in anything he stands for, but because I think, hope, he will bring everything crashing down. I've been shunned, overlooked, and rejected all my like by females. So my wish is Mr. Trumps makes everything they love crumble beneath them. I understand I may become a casualty of my retribution, but I'm almost thirty and a kissless virgin. I've already lost in life.
Find Mike Pence's gay porn stash
America will see the beauty of small government and less taxation and will vote libertarian if the Republicans manage to fuck this up.
i will get a gf
>>711150775
sad bois
Am I Gonna loose my virginity with my crush while smoking weed together?
1000 on my bank account when I wake up tommorrow
Trump will actually do good with the presidency and liberals will stop being dramatic pussies
>>711141245
Get my old job back
take down the united nations' one world government
>>711150899
She will fall in love me
this post is quads
>>711143133
Rolling for this
>>711141245
I want to have a cute fit tomboy gf.
>>711141245
I wish to get extremely rich.
>>711141245
Trump will have a heart attack and fall down knocking pence down a set of steps in to a limb shredder.
>>711141245
Make loads of money nigga
>>711141245
Small loan of million dollars.
>>711151059
pls?
I wish that I can find peace in this world
That trumptards will realize their ignorance and all kill themselves at once causing the country to flourish and the streets to run red with their cowardly pants wetting blood.
>>711151509
I can't get quads for shit.
>>711142304
Gotta go with this…
get rich as fuck by this weekend
>>711141245
I will get laid at least this year
I want Trump to build a wall and deport all the dirty SJWs and mexifags
>>711142304
Roll
Will she swallow
Trump gets assassinated
>>711141245
Will she ever feel the same?
>>711141245
Will I follow through with my dreams and keep my motivation to lose enough to weigh to join the Navy?
I just want that damn xbox one s
>inb4 console peasant kys
Here's to wishing I get way to play overwatch again
be godfather of the child of trump and pepe
>>711152005
Fuck this, reroll praise kek
>>711141245
More lоli breads.
Become a turtle
>>711141245
Is this the beginning of the End?
>>711141245
Will Trump and Russia divide the world and conquer it?
>>711152111
Damn 75% chance
>>711150861
Please?
>>711141245
Mr Trump, I want to ask out Jillienne. Will she accept it?
i want a long term girlfriend and jobin hong kong
>>711141245
Praise kek, I finally lose muh v-card
>>711152111
o shit
Get rich af
>>711152277
Double dubs. so 100% chance?
>>711141245
asdff
I wont die lonely
>>711152196
Three time's the charm, last roll and i'll give up, PRAISE KEK
>>711141245
I should invoke Kek, not Mr. Trump! How foolish.
O Kek, if I ask Hannah out to a date, will she accept?
deport all the illegals emperor trump
>>711152334
Wait, it wasn't a wish it was a question. Fuck. I wish she felt the same way I do about her. Praise kek.
I will die
Trump will be shot in the head. Soon.
>>711141245
Win the lotto and become successful like Trump!
>>711152665
No... :(
TRUMP 2016 SHAPOW
>>711141245
I want a pound of marijuana straight from the office of Donald J. Trump because of all the fucking support I was giving him in this election.
No bitches in Office Trump Is Pres.
i my head would spontaneously explode in public when i least expect it.
soon.
>>711150720
Kek sends his almighty love to you, Niganon.
Roll again for your dream to come true....
Will I be happy
>>711153599
Rolling.
>>711152277
Ooh giBe urself 40% chance, nah fuck it, turn it to 60% because I'm in a good mood. OP here btw. ;)
>>711150720
Latina's aren't niggers bitches or white whores. They don't fuck 2000 people a year.
She wants pizza and my d
>>711154225
Reroll
>>711154116
Well they should have learn how to fuck 2000 people a year. Too late now though. All those bitches will hopefully get deported. They can chew on that while getting raped in their native country.
get a trillion us dollars
>>711141245
Is my power real?
>>711152665
Roll moar Anon, you will get your wish, I'm gonna make this thread pasta, so all the anons get a chance of achieving their dreams!
AYE MEME MAGIC WIN ME THE LOTTERY SO I CAN BECOME NEXT PRESIDENT
Roll
>>711141245
I'd like to meet a new big booty bitch and eventually tongue her bhole
trump conference https://discord.gg/UY736nB
>>711154266
Just for fun
Fuck bitches. Acquire currency.
Well OP, I know this isn't something most people will wish for out loud, but I just want someone to hug. I want someone to hold on to when I'm feeling empty and alone to remind me that life is not pointless. They can be anyone. Man, woman, gay, straight, hell, they can be a bisexual genderqueer trap named Tyrone and I wouldn't care at this point, I just need someone to be there. Not to love, no, I've given up on that, but a friend. Someone to lean on.
be fucking happy
>>711141245
I wish with all my heart that the trump train loses coal
>>711141245
I'll inherit millions of dollars
>>711141245
> Hillary in prison
> NFA repealed
> Hughs amendment repealed
> Arms trade bans lifted
> AWB ruled unconstitutional
> bro-teir with russia
> next president is rand paul
If just one of these happens, I will cream my fucking pants.
I wish that hillery shits herself on TV.
>>711141245
>Multi-culturalism
>Socialism
>Globalism
>Trump gets cucked (again)
All happen
>711154579
Unlock my viciously OP mutant Superpowers.
>>711141245
Robo waifus will be made great
>>711141245
Money me money
>>711146622
khaled bless
>>711141245
Ples lord kek, a gf
>>711141245
MONEY ME MONEY!
Napoleon level power
I want to be able to freeze time
>>711141245
fuck or at least smouch with the hottie that I have been talking for 4 years.
>>711141245
roll
KEK, almighty KEK.
It is He who hath given us life.
It is He who has willed it so.
KEK, all I ask of Thee, is for a girl to go out with me.
Gril becomes mine
>>711141245
Make me happy, O Kek
Rolling for my acid trip to be dank
Roll to cure cancer
>>711141245
get le gf
KEK, almighty KEK
It is He who hath given us life
The fruit of the Earth
The bosom of thee
It is He who has willed it so
KEK, all I ask of Thee, is for a girl to go out with me.
>>711141245
MAKE HARAMBE LIVE AGAIN , PLEASE LORD KEK
Bepis :^)
>>711157152
RE-FUCKING-ROLL
>obergefell v hodges repealed
>roe v wade repealed
>trumps meme magic continues
>degenerates hospitalized
please kek hear my plea
>>711157152
COME ON LORD KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>711141245
Get a cute gf
>>711157152
MEGA ROLL COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LORD KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEEKEKKEKEKEKEKKE
get the perfect girl for me
>>711157152
Harambe's death was but a sacrificial offering to KEK. KEK willed him to die, and so he died.
My company will work
>>711157544
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>711141245
get the girl I've been going after for a year now in this year. I'm in love with that beauty.
i wish i'd be dead
>>711141245
Trump becomes king and singlehandedly kills the federal reserve.
I will start a successful business and retire by 30
to live a happy and successful life, filled with friends and family.
>>711141245
Will I land that job I've always wanted? Will I be fulfilled in my life?
>>711158323
reroll
>>711141245
Will I become what I've always wanted to be?
>>711141245
Trump fails miserably in first 100 days. Kek is only chaos
>>711158340
Reroll
>>711141245
Will i fuck a big ass next year?
>>711158397
Glorious KEK does not offer rerolls kind Anon, for every decision under KEK is final. KEK wills it and it is so.
>>711141245
I wanna get a big dick and get laid asap.
>>711141245
Let me the lottery lord kek
>>711158681
Nothing ever fucking works for me rip
get the perfect girl for me
>>711141245
I wish to have sex with a girl within the week. Also, a few million dollars wouldn't hurt.
>>711158945
Damn. Reroll.
>>711158729
Do not say that kind Anon, for KEK is a merciful god. KEK works in mysterious ways, and He will surely answer your prayers in ways unexpected to thee.
>>711158996
Gah, Again
>>711158996
Two rolls left.
>>711158996
One roll left.
>>711158996
Last roll.
>>711141245
My love to come back!
>>711159235
It seems that KEK has willed it that thee shall remain a virgin. Fear not, kind Anon, for KEK has plans for all of us in life.
>>711159373
reroll??
