What should I say to this faggot who thinks I'm 14? I'm actually 26, and was watching Chris Hansen vids all day at work. Any ideas on how to humiliate this faggot after I get him to admit he's a disgusting shit?
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ANONS! He wants pic of me: find me of-age girl that can't be googled that looks 14
Go on fb, pic random girl check name on google, done
>>711140621
You are terrible at this. "Durrrr guys do all the work for me" fuck off
>>711140621
Just crop a photo from the internet. These people aren't good enough to reverse image search, and the crop eliminates the "identical" images anyways.
>>711140989
I took it from another anon with the glasses thread lol
>>711140355
why dont you have a seat
This thread is boring as fuck. At least make this shit when you have something good
>>711141047
Get nudes off him with face and then we forward them to police/his friends and family for keks
FUCK! Wat do in situation where I didn't think fast enough to use fb?! I only have one pic of this chick
Say you have a scat fettish and make him eat his own shit
Scat will scare him away. I'll tell him I like my ass eaten. Tons of sauce on here with asses
>>711141205
She's 35 but cant tell lol
>>711141212
Yea do this op
>>711141320
nice
if you contacted him first thats called entrapment.
and your basically seducing him.
also your a shit troll and secretly want his dick for yourself.
>>711141338
>>711141205
Ask what kind of pics he wants with winkys and shit. When he requests nudes, report him for being a sex offender
>>711141338
>Can tell
>>711141338
Thanks anon
use this
>>711141393
I'm not reporting anyone to the police asshole, and I've already got OG chat from previous chat message board
this is gold
>>711141449
He'll be so horny he won't notice the saggy skin
>>711141458
That bush is too neat for a 14 year old
>>711141458
What 14 y/o has a dildo
>>711141631
<21 cm
Yeah right buddy.
>>711141680
I had a dildo when I was 13 lmao I'm 26 now
>>711141413
Seconding, that dude just slightly understands it might be fake, report him
>>711141631
you fucked it, girl in photo i would mistake for being in mid 40s
>>711141721
Good for you sir.
>>711141631
Too much older
LOL
>>711141721
Nobody cares homo
>>711141721
How did you get a dildo at 13?
>>711141792
hope U like my pic xd
Is it only me or this guy looks very attractive?
>>711141792
Thats a cool bathroom
>>711141631
You should have sent a low quality pic of monroe
>>711141631
>21 cm
ask him to prove it
>>711141876
You bastard I know it's you in those pics of course you browse /b/
>>711141876
yeah he's hot af
>>711141792
Tell him he has a nice tat.
Just seems like a really chill dude
>>711141458
LOL nice mutton chop hair due pussy
>>711141792
This nigga
>>711141760
Why are you red editors using "sir" an the time since social/class tags is cultural fascism?
I don't understand... do 40yos not know about the internet, trolls, bait, digital photography and file sharing...?
Also, I kinda feel for dudes like this a bit, like, obviously lonely, fucked up and pathetic to try to make moves on a 14 yo. Seems a sad place to be. Also though, trying to get with a 14yo is fucken wrong, do limited sympathy.
Still OP, why not be different and blackmail him to get to a pedophilia counselling. Be nice to see a disgusting embarassment not lead to a family's life being ruined for a change, maybe lead to thigs being aa bit better for the world.
here send this next
>>711141817
My boyfriends mom brought me to a sex party. Stay on topic dickwad
>>711141952
Anyone found this guy Facebook yet?
>>711142003
>Red ditors*
>>711142003
I was implying it was a man for comedy reasons.
>>711142036
OP is pretending to be a fit girl don't post fat chicks you doorknob
>>711141615
you should just know
>>711142106
Yeah, I know that, still..
>>711142014
I feel you on this too. But 5 hours of Chris Hansen at work changed my mind. It is sad though
>>711141937
no homo though.
but damn, he's handsome.
>>711142036
Those tits are way too big dumbass
>>711142151
fine
>>711142170
If you knew that then you would know there is no point in replying, stop being a fucking moron
>>711142266
DUB dubs
>>711142281
I'm being a faggot.
Gtfo
>>711141792
>14
>at work
>>711142266
That one aint bad
>>711142311
Checked
>>711142293
Talk a little bit, make sure he believes your background story then ask to meet up and go chris hanson on that bishhhh
>>711142266
The dubs have spoken!
>>711142406
Lol that would be a typical girl. Nice
>>711142398
pffffffff kek
Ask for a live pic
Btw op, if u have a android device
>Install original kik
>Install this app forum.xda-developers.com/android/apps-games/app-bhkik-kik-accounts-one-device-t2983888 (version 7.5.... Should do)
>Download fake camera app or shit like this
>Login into fake kik and send him "live" pics, should work nicely
>>711142356
>trying to save face
Sad desu
>>711142450
lol she's 42
>>711142293
This dude seems cool.
Say sorry to him and leave him kay?
>>711142527
Desudesudesu
Bazinga
>>711142293
Ask him why he likes girls "your age". Say normally people get all weird about it when they hear about "you" liking older guys
>>711142568
Still ain't bad
>>711142519
I've got a jailbroken iPhone
>>711142603
>>711142620
Thats fucking good
>>711142578
This. He's a cool guy.
>>711142406
Ok, I know it's just fake pictures but goddamn why does a pedophile get nudes in one go while it takes me months just to get some cleavage?
>"I don't wanna come off as easy"
>Sends near full nude
If only it WAS that easy
>>711142603
send him a screencap of the thread in the end
>>711142578
>Say sorry to him and leave him kay?
Agreed only, you mean, give him a stern telling off and leave. Give him the link to this thread so he knows not to be such a retard.
>>711142603
You are a God
Topkek
>>711142603
kek
>analstuff
>>711142783
Gotta have that charisma anon.
Quit being a beta faggot, if you can't come up with your own ways of insulting someone you deserve to be the one insulted
>>711142603
Remember, you're acting 14, not fucking retarded, for fuck's sake.
>he put it in her butt
>>711142783
Because you're fat/ugly/have a shit personality
>>711142744
I used to catfish these guys for fun a few years back. Haven't done it in a while due to my job but I think I can help.
>>711142772
play this smart OP. You got him. Slow play this. Don't be too fucking eager. and enough with the cheating stuff...he gets it...you dont want to get fucked over.
>>711142791
THIS. With the FBI submittal and his face on the post
Send a link to here when you're done.
>>711142803
nah let OP have his fun, im sure part of this is making him harder than the guy he's baiting
> Talk him into ass licking,
> tell him you kinda like licking ass, it's your dirty little secret
> ask him for a spread butthole pic
> ???
> profit
lurking for the keks
>>711142892
>>711142933
Compared to a pedo? Maybe the nice guy approach really ISN'T the way...
What a fucking creep.
fucking faggots he is just lonely and wants someone to love him . you cucks would do exactly the same at that age
>>711142976
Link to his what, Kik? Or upload these somewhere
>>711142791
Do it OP
OP is god, OP is good.
>>711142939
OP You're truly Godâ
top kek
Ask him for dickpic
Moralfags fuck off
>>711143062
>Compared to a pedo?
You have to remember the pedo is flirting with a young girl who is immature and doesn't know a lot so of course she's going to get flustered with someone older
Tell hik your dad hits you
>>711142803
What if... blackmail him. Tell him he has to come to this thread, link him, and he has to do a 30 min AMA about his life, that's all.
Come on, the meta lols would be solid.
>>711143053
Do dis pls
>>711143201
Literally no moralfags have posted, what are you even on about?
>>711143150
*God
>>711143220
Would be awesome.
>>711142791
This feels like my eyes emit lasers.
Seconding
>>711143194
FAGGOT (we need asshole pic as well)
>>711143220
no trips
ask for an amazon gift card, tell him it'll be for a dildo
>>711142939
ask him if you can try rimming his shitlocker
Sorry guys I really am at work lmfao
>>711142939
Act like you are trying to pretend you know something about it but are also trying to get him to tell you about it. Ask him something like "so what kind of soap would I use so it doesn't taste bad?"
>>711143211
Except it's an older dude posing as a teenage girl?
>>711143053
Dis!
what are we waiting for
>>711143367
>i like my asshole to be eaten too
>>711143330
lmao
>>711143367
kek
>>711141320
>subtlety
This is getting gay. Literally. Why want an ass hole pic?
>>711143220
This!! That would be such a fucked up day for him. But ultimately a good wholesome lesson about not being a shitbag.
>>711143367
What the fuck of all things you're gonna try to get a pic of his asshole?
>>711143431
>>711143438
I need a photo of an ass
Oh god pls don't 404.. I need to see how this ends
>>711143367
>>711143411
So you're saying you want to get nudes from a guy pretending to be a girl? I thought the whole point of your posts was wanting to get legit nudes
>>711143491
Rolling
Yeah that's entrapment man. Still he's a degenerate pedo
>>711143501
crop her old face out
>>711143367
>>711143470
>pasta
>OP has literally used pics posted by other people in this thread
Are you implying that OP is posting those pics himself pretending to be another anon? You're a fucking idiot.
>>711143565
I didn't think anyone was gonna actually take my post seriously to be honest
>>711143621
crop the face out of this OP
this shall work
>>711143367
lol i hope he sends a pic of his faghole
>>711143565
There's no girls on the internet but I'm really a femanon.
>>711143576
No judge would think about entrapment, thank g-oh yeah I don't have a God
>>711143220
yeah you should do this. it would be /thread gold.
>>711143649
Your is dumb
>>711143674
not original anon but different anon here...why the fuck wouldnt we? With so much BS around here, you know, we might actually believe you...
>>711143220
>>711143326
Rolling.
>>711143703
rules be rules
>>711143703
>/9/
Sorry I think you're on the wrong board
>>711143703
Cool, go on with that bear though, it's gold
>>711143649
Yes yes I am
>>711143825
We need to build on the work story- he might be getting susp
>>711143780
All the BS is exactly why I thought you wouldn't
Kek
Some pedo hairy asshole pic would really make my day
Again!
>>711143220
This.
>>711143825
14? work? Gotta give Trump a few more months in office before this becomes legal
>>711143890
Don't. If she was at work, she wouldn't talk about work. This is how bad liars fuck up.
>>711143825
>he's seen that ass before
>it's his wife
>realises his wife has been sending nudes online
>then he gets arrested for pedo
>is also a Hillary supporter
>worst day ever
>>711143981
Lmao
>>711144002
I laughed.
>>711143825
>Work
you're fucking up dude, you said you were 14 but you're working?
>>711141409
you're a fucking cunt, let him live
>>711143890
>>711143981
>>711143993
She volunteers at the local church
>>711144071
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>711144064
14 year olds can have jobs
>>711143934
your day is fucked if thats what makes it
>>711144071
NEVERMIND IT WORKED ANYWAYS
Just say you work in for your family and they pay you under the table
Why am I getting aroused by this
fucking gold
>>711144071
>>711144071
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>711144071
Them balls
>>711144071
These are some nice balls.
>>711143934
someone screen cap this thread
i had a job when i was 14 tho
PLEASE give this guy a link to HERE so he can read all the comments.
That'd be glorious.
get me in reddit screen cap!
>>711144071
OH MY GOD CALL CHRIS!!
>>711144197
PLEASE
>>711144222
TRIPS
>>711144222
trips do it
>>711144071
why tho op
>>711144071
>>711144222
OP you have to
Best thread of 1 Anno Trump
>>711144131
Yeah, I'm here pouring my bruising myyself with rekt threads the whole time. Could wallpaper my house with hairy assholes for all i care.
>>711144227
Fuck those faggots
>>711144149
Maybe because the writers and readers seats have switched
>>711144222
Can we do it later
>>711144071
okay...we are getting somewhere. Ask him if he has a sharpie lying around anywhere...
>>711144304
pls op
>>711144197
this, someone better do it.
well done op.
>>711141047
Ew ew ew
> be me
> 40 yo pedo
> talk to some 14 yo bitch
> browse /b/
> find out it's a 26 yo anon
> he tries to get my asshole pics
> to humiliate me
> send him anyway
> spend the rest of the night fapping to my own ass
> the game
>>711144227
if this continues to go well, you'll see it on r/4chan soon enough ya cuck.
Tell him you are a trump supporter and see if he gets rustled.
>>711144222
trips had been spoken
Someone send me screen caps. Don't these go into archives?
>>711144222
Trips, dubs, and trips again.
>>711144071
>>711143981
Got my first job at 14 bagging groceries. You can legally work even younget if the business belongs to your family.
>>711144330
Time is running out. 220 posts.
>>711144071
make him insecure about his D
Top fucking kek
>>711144397
omfg, HES A FAGG
>>711144397
idk, but keep on going this is gold
Kek
>>711144222
>>711144255
>>711143220
OP - DELIVER. WE ARE WAITING.
Ask for his face book!!!
Post his butthole to his loved ones!!!
Yeeeeeehaw!!
Let's make 4chan great again!
thanks kappa
>>711141721
tell me more
>>711144397
opeeeeeee trips please listen to him faggot
>>711144397
Ask if he's gay or something
>>711144397
Ask him to rub it kek.
>>711140355
At what point has this turned fag?
Also at what point are you going to fwrd it to the right peeps?
You like IT?
I love yours?
>>711144397
You messed up here
>>711144397
this could be a glorious day for /b/
>>711143703
Time stamp
>>711144507
YES
>>711144488
You don't even know about my edges.
>>711144397
What if OP is the FBI and is just making a fool out of us?
Sharpie in pooper incoming!
Anyone wanna join in on this chat? Someone be Chris Hansen
>>711144071
goodness gracious
>>711144071
BTFO
T
F
O
>>711144507
DONT DO IT
I feel bad for the guy. You can tell he isn't a predator at all but a lonely dude.
>>711144441
>>711144441
>>711144441
>>711144441
DO IT
>>711144627
please show us hard cock pic first
>>711144627
Dear god no this has to go on
>>711144627
Explain what a sharpie is, please don't lose this chance
>>711144366
Lost
>>711144507
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR, STOP THIS NOW
>>711144222
>>711140355
op do this
Just drop a link to this thread and convert him into a btard forever.
He'll be one of us.
Dubs command it.
>>711143220
OP!!!!
>>711144681
That's exactly how they get to children, dumbass.
>>711144656
top kek
>>711144627
Starting new thread were gonna 404 soon
>>711144681
Look at my asshole
Wanna see my hard cock?
Yeah so lonely
>>711144627
>please
>show me
Alright OP. Ask him where he lives. TRIPS DEMAND IT
dont 404 on me
>>711144786
That's why I say when I'm lonely. The urge to show your cock and feel appreciated.
Link the new thread
>>711144783
Post Link to New thread here
>>711144783
post the link OP
>>711144681
You wouldn't feel bad if that 14yo was your daughter, I'm sure you would cut off his head literally
New thread
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/711144858/
Dubs to make him sharpie in pooper.
Check em
>>711144881
here it is fags
>>711144858
pls
OP DELIVERS!!!!!!!!!
>>711144943
This
What if OP is the one being baited
>>711144941
the bend on that shit, my god its like a fuckin boomerang man
>>711144941
Fuck that's an ugly cock
>>711142791
>>711144507
>Got a Sharpie?
>Sharpie in pooper
>The seed has been planted
>>711143703
You look like a SJW, Halloween is over /b/tard
If I was a 14 year old boy and Megan Fox came to my house to have consensual sex, you can guarantee I would submit. I don't understand what irks people about crossing this arbitrary line.
>>711140932
full pic?
>>711144064
working as an undercover cop kek
>>711144941
this is fake fuck this thread
>>711144222
trips don't lie, but not yet
Post the link
>>711144071
Im out fucking hell op is a faggot for real
wow u look hot af all i need now is ur address and personal details so we can "meet" up
so the part where he's like, "are you single?" in response to "I'm looking for an older guy," makes me think he's not really paying attention to the conversation. I bet he has a few other girls on the line.
Bump.
>>711144507
Pant that flag
