GTFO thread:
- This thread will serve as a REMINDER to celebrities who need to hurry up & GTFO of the USA. Many celebs boldly & publicly stated they would leave the USA if Donald Trump was elected president. The time is NOW. Start packing celebs. Hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope.
- Let me know who’s missing so I can remind them all. I’ll print this thread when it ends and mail a paper copy to all celebrities mentioned in the bread.
- Start with this pig: Amy Schumer
GTFO
GTFO!
GTFO
>>711127225
Who is this creature
>>711127152
We need to set up a defensive wall on the Canadian border to prevent their entry up here
Al Sharpton
>“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone [else], while I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” Sharpton told attendees, who responded in laughter.
So shall we put them in a over to start feeding the homeless
>>711127152
Isn't this great?
It just adds to sweetness of a Trump victory!
>>711127152
Fuck yeah. Be gone!
>>711127152
>>711127694
>>711127589
moar like "What"
>>711128059
Literally no one important.
Take Rosie and Amy together and get them the Fuck out !!!
>>711127152
Have they mentioned anything about leaving yet?
>>711127225
God damn. That thing is ugly as fuck
>>711128222
hehehe... trips
>>711128268
>>711128253
i like snoop dog a bit though
>>711128253
WhAt AbOuT sNoOp DoGg?
Get Rosie O and Amy together and ship them to Syria and see how they like us then
>>711127152
Unfortunately, Sam Jackson GTFO
Britain here, we'll take Samuel L Jackson, the rest can fuck right off.
>>711127152
looks like were going to get rid of a lot of the trash soon.
>>711128410
Who gives a shit
Biebs here fuck you america, I hate all of you including my fans. Thought deporting me was funny? I'm leaving for Canada and I'm taking my woman Selena.
>>711128484
Fuck
>>711128336
>>711128396
Pretty cool guy, but nothing will change if he leaves. He's not even important enough to be mentioned any more.
>>711127152
Rosie "the pig" odonell
>>711128585
we can still admire the marijuana vacuum from afar
>>711128533
Obviously not Bieber, but in the small chance it is, good. You are both complete shit that should consider suicide.
Miley Cyrus
>“Honestly f**k this sh*t I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!.”
>>711127152
I'm one step closer to fucking her
>>711128253
not important while here. If they were gone the net gain would be positive because their art is garbage. let Canada have them.
>>711127694
Al Sharpton is still alive?? Wtf. He hasn't been relevant since the 60's, and only arguably so then.
>>711127152
I have dual canadian/american citizenship (1/10th first nation so im gold) im sticking around though unless he goes full retard. finding a new job and dealing with Aux Canada tax laws will eat your soul.
I dont care what Trump does to the Taco's for that matter.
tldr; why move unless i need to
>>711128859
walking towards the feeding trough?
>>711127589
That anon is a Lena Dunham a childmolester/actress (for reals google it)
>>711127152
Amy Schumer is a pure ultra feminist pig, she won't be missed. 100% cancer person and vile human being.
>>711128533
Canada doesn't want Mexicans anymore. leave that bitch in Iowa.
>>711128533
A faggot and a taco wanna leave?, good bye!
>>711127589
>>711128927
Fuck you, no one gives a shit.
>>711127152
Steve King G T F O...your books aren't even scary punk,
>>711129466
Everything sucked, but IT.
>>711128059
na snoop dog can stay
Yeah I'm done...
>>711129127
Who even knew the Bieber was still alive?
>>711128059
who is that piggy bottom right above Shumer?
Bryan Cranston GTFO
>“Absolutely. I would definitely move. It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”
>“It wouldn’t be a vacation. I’d be an expatriate.”
>>711129707
G T F O
>>711127152
Would violently hate fuck into side pussy candidacy
Amy Schumer said today she was only kidding and will not leave the US....She also canceled all of her Canada shows LOL The butthurt is running strong.
>>711127225
Would not violently hate fuck but I might still fuck bc I'm a horny bastard. Have already fucked a similar looking fat girl so I'm prepared for the worse
>>711129954
srsly?
>>711128830
Would fuck just because I'm not a faggot and pussy is still quality
>>711130064
she could be mistaken for fuckable....but NOT Schumer....no way
>>711128059
This whole immleaving if trump wins bullshit just goes to show u how stupid these people are my hate for lea dunham is off the charts
>>711130179
If only
>>711130079
I hate her and if fuck her
>>711130079
Yeah. Fat white girl pussy is cool when it's pear shaped body. But yeah I'm not proud to say I would. Just horny enough to not give a fuck.
>>711127694
THIS asshole can leave yesterday.
>>711128290
probably all drunk/high on expensive, high ABV craft beers & cali kush.
>>711128396
Nigger hasn't been relevant since the 90s.
>>711130079
There's better pics to support my dicks decision
>>711129820
Good thing that fag finished the only thing he was ever good in. Cuz he turned into a giant faggot and needs to get out.
>>711129466
Where the fuck is his top lip?
>>711130314
Fat white girl pussy is the best. Tbqh i would love to fuck Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer, even thought they're terrible people
>>711130079
even for hambeast enthusiasts this is shit tier
>>711130169
I feel opposite. That fug is repulsive. Atleast shumer has a booty inside of that fat ass. Lena is just a dud
>>711130429
>>711130429
More
>>711127152
Can't stand that chick. Good riddance.
>be me
>laying in bed at midnight watching Trump close in on emperor status
>been a silent reserved supporter since the beginning
>watching failed attempt after failed attempt to announce Shillary as Maddam Pres. though leaked Newsweek issues and newspapers
>laughing at how great it will be when she loses
>get text from libtard married 27 yr old that wants me
>"hey anon, I'm out in this chaos having a drink, join me?"
>"nope, I'm in a state of concentration that doesn't need to be distracted by faggots"
>(watching epic quint and sext gets about our future leader)
>Top Gun theme intensifies as MAGA enforcer closes in on 260 EVs
>raginghardon.jpeg
>hear knock on door
>grab 1911 from the bedside and tuck in pants
>answer, it's libtard feminist
>"Jesus, you almost had a bad night"
>live in FLA where Zim-Zam policy reigns supreme
>"Sorry, I just can't watch whats happening out at the bars, can I hang out"
>erectionisshowing.m4v
>"Sure, but I'm watching the polls right now and have ST:TNG on in the background. Not interested in talking"
>"That's fine"
>keep in mind, we don't know each other that much, has no idea I have a tendency to swing right and own firearms.
>not even a minute goes and she's got her hand on my junk
>*shrug*
>climbs on board for the ride of her life
>She's a squirter and gushes everywhere, her best O face
>as this happens I have my tablet in the other hand refreshing the polls
>Trump wins.
>I push her off
>Silent fist pump
>"What anon?"
>"We fuckinig did it."
>Her face of absolute horror that she just got the best orgasm of her life by voter of Trump
>Her face when she realizes that all her nightmares have come true, the witch has lost POTUS
>I slowly start to smile
>she grabs her knees and buries her head
>I queue up Top Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xji5tRVxTI
>she starts to cry
>"I hear Canada is nice, but the site to get there just crashed. Good luck."
I've never seen a person scrambled to gather their clothes and leave faster in my life
>>711130476
lost on his fucked up face
>>711128830
oh fuck. she is coming to Australia isnt she?
>>711130429
Even more
>>711130599
Exactly. Body heat on this Chubb is promising of a vagina that will melt your dick and shes chubb enough for her pussy to sogg up like a bucket
>>711130429
Some more
>>711130079
i like big women but she does nothing for me, big in all the wrong places
>>711129466
motherfucker looks like jim carey in the grinch with that massive space between his upper lip and the bottom of his nose
>>711128410
The best acting he's ever done was those credit card commercials
>>711128830
>Trump is a disgusting degenerate
>>711130429
Not stopping yet
Please Sam and Snoop stay.
>>711130713
Looks like a good fuck. Prob will let you go balls deep in ANY position. Prob swallows. Nice sweaty pheromone sex
>>711130713
those pics are soo staged. I hear you though. she fell off a cliff. it happens. bad genetics, privileged, sedentary lifestyle, ...she had some decent collagen holding in the adipose beast for a while then age caught her. it's an exponential downhill trip till she becomes a lesbian trans-gender.
>>711130429
I think there's one more
>>711130733
Be /b/
> cool story bro
>>711127152
Europe here. All fine and dandy, but please make sure they do not come here. We have enough unwanted immigrants as it is, and plenty of regressive leftists of our own.
>>711130855
You mean the hips and the tits? We're do you like the fat. On her face? Bc it's there too. On her arms? Check. On her belly? Hmm.
>>711129043
>Mad b/c Amy is actually funny
Someone needs to grow up and accept humor for what it is.
>>711127152
I would really appreciate a LIST of all the celebrities that should get the fuck out.
Would be great if there would be a list guy around that could help us out.
Any list guys? You may step forward now.
List guy?
>>711130844
Like 5'10 and has body. You faggots can't handle this woman. That's why she mounts BBC
>>711130429
Maybe one more
>>711131000
sorry ...you get spike
>>711130429
.
>>711131127
extremely subjective? and amy's "comedy" is atrocious
>>711131202
Oh I wouldn't put my 8,2 inch dick near that bitch. You jews and niggers can have her.
>>711130908
Pawgs with fat arms provide the tightest camel toe innie pussy
>>711130822
Goddamn anon, I don't even like chubby chicks and this is kind of turning me on.
>>711130908
Would def pull out and cum on her belly to create a pool of cum
>>711130429
This is all I have
>>711131367
It's an "innie" because the fat overwhelms their loose beef lips you moron.
BBW is overhyped... proportionate fat / muscle ratio is the perfect woman.
>>711131127
she was funny ONCE during a roast when Anthony Jeselnik was still feeding her some daily cock. now shes horrific...self righteous....contrived irony. fat pig trying to sell her fatness to the world as sexy.
>>711131127
Girls are funny. Get over it.
>>711131000
You mean like all of the white euro trash that infected the rest of the world by boat with stds?
Not one of these people will actually leave btw.
>>711131276
Oh I wish a nigga would, fuck spike lee and his shitty movies
>>711127225
Why did you post a picture of an actual dumpster fire in this thread?
>>711131564
you sure spelled aren't funny
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxvY7h0iZqfMZUQbFLGN0YA
>>711127225
She have any nudes?
>>711131347
>Calls out my statement subjective
>Responds with subjective statement.
That bullshit aside, I respect her because she pulls huge crowds of people to her shows. People clearly enjoy her humor. To say otherwise is objectively wrong. I disagree with her political ideals, yet I find her funny. Your opinion doesn't dictate those of hundreds of other people, believe it or not.
>>711131636
cause im on /b/
>>711131675
You a word
>>711131686
why can't you embed?
google some knowledge homie
I think they're waiting on Ted Nugent to gtfo over Obama winning, first. He did set a bold precedent.
>>711131395
Plenty of fat pawgs out there to find out for yourself. You better hurry before they develop a self esteem or get discovered by a nig
>>711131727
"Lots of people like it, it must be good"
Sure thing pal
>>711131361
We know neckbeard, we know. And also don't care
>>711131781
ted nugent isn't fully here to begin with
>>711129466
hello im carmack from the future
>>711131564
The only funny female comedians are funny because of how they act so much like men.
IE: Sarah Silverman. I find her funny, but she's barely female.
>>711130169
it's super funny when people let irrational hate get in the way of fucking a woman. It's kinda gay, actually
>>711131530
It's an innie still you idiot. The fat just makes it tight around your shaft while your tip is melting in her uterus
>>711131896
i seem to remember something about her stealing jokes... anyone know more?
>>711131781
Nugent has been waiting on Alec Baldwin to move to Canada since 2000.
>>711130733
Fucking classic. I really hope this happened
>>711131727
Unfortunately her act is getting stale fast. She can only make funny quips about her Vagina or the patriarchal society in a few ways.
I know most comedians have a shtick. The good ones reinvent themselves and refresh their material. Unfortunately she was funny once or twice but has no staying power.
She is a one hit wonder of comedy. Also, any judgment of comedy is fairly subjective... and that's like, my opinion man.
>>711128059
weed's legal in cali now, snoop literally won't be able to move anyway
>>711132033
Ted Nugent did leave. He lives on a compound totally isolated from the USA. Even an attorney general couldn't remove him from his property with a swat force.
>>711127152
>implying celebs read mail
Think we should use twitter.
>>711132204
Found the virgin
>>711129657
it's that Thats so raven chick
>>711131978
>when your tip
Yeah, that's all that will get in, the rest of your dick will be surrounded by sweaty external skin fat coated in unwashed smegma from other delusional idiots
>>711130079
Slampiggy
>>711129282
Sorry for poor english but is thing supposed to be a boy or girl?
>>711131838
Ahhhh, the strawman fallacy.
Let me dumb it down for you.
People go to her shows, because they enjoy her humor.
Saying she doesn't have any humor is therefore wrong.
What you SHOULD say, is her humor doesn't appeal to you.
>>711132251
found the virgin
>>711132061
It did. I think she's still in shock, haven't heard from her all day. Been listening to the star spangled banner on repeat to care.
>>711132288
And what's wrong with that. My dick is usually wrapped by my hand. The scenario you presented is still win
>>711132128
Yes, that's true as well. I only assert that she still draws an audience, so people must enjoy her still.
To say nobody likes her humor cannot be true.
>>711130799
I realize we aren't shaming people for their lazyness in regards to their bodies anymore but there is a huge difference between that and THIS.
Rolls of pork fat are not attractive. Nobody wants to see them. God I hate this narcissistic cunt.
>>711132545
Agreed, I'll give you that. I'd start shooting for scenarios like this instead, however.
>>711130733
It's a little more rewarding on many levels.
>>711132128
And to be clear, I am not implying that you said nobody likes her humor.
>>711131564
now say "Ma vagiiiiina"
>>711128512
yea noone gives a shit about a cocky nigger getting all pissed about being mistaken for Morpheus rather than just taking it with humour. will dislike him forever for that
>>711130733
this is how daterape reports starts
>>711132646
She is the Baha Men of comedy. Eventually 'who let the dogs out' just gets annoying and irrelevant.
>>711132804
Never said that wouldn't happen. In fact I believe that it surely will.
Classic autist, taking everything everyone says seriously,
If someone told you to wait 5 minutes I bet you would count the seconds
GG op
http://www.dailywire.com/news/10632/later-leftists-14-celebs-who-vowed-leave-us-if-amanda-prestigiacomo?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro#
>>711127152
>Start packing celebs. Hit the fuckin road
Retard. They are celebs, they are rich. They can go live somewhere else for 4 years no problem. They probably already have houses in half a different nice places.
I do not want them going someplace nice I want them staying here and eating shit with the rest of us.
>>711132786
Not that I'm arguing the irrationality of this possible future, but how the fuck is it date rape when she came to my house and fucked me?
>>711132934
>Classic autist, taking everything everyone says seriously,
said the autist who will spend the next 4 years saying: Oh, I thought Trump promised to do this and that!
>>711128059
Weed just got legalized in cali. Snoop isn't going anywhere
>>711128059
Can we let Snoop stay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZmotHae-eI
Has everyone seen this already or not?
>>711130733
If only this happened
>>711133048
>how the fuck is it date rape when she came to my house and fucked me?
When she is huffy and wants to get you back.
>>711132128
nothing in this thread has made me laugh
>>711131803
Get the fuck out with that obnoxious hair bullshit. Looks like half oldpeople hair and half hiv infected punk hair.
>>711128830
Why haven't she wrecking balled herself out of here, already?
>>711133159
First time for me. I hope she literally did kill herself.
>>711133199
Well, now that we have Trump, I'm hopeful that this whole "Male guilt" and rape accusations for legitimately innocent Men will end.
>>711127152
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere:
"Dear Hollywood celebrities,
You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it.
You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage.
I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance.
I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again.
I don’t care that you think the BP executives deserve the death penalty. But I bet you looked cute saying it.
And you? Really? I’m supposed to care what the director of fluffy tripe made for gullible people thinks about global warming or gun control? Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny.
And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here.
Make me laugh, or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment
So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey!"
>>711129282
>michael-cera-weight-gain.jpg
>>711133327
fake and good
>>711127152
collective tears of smug self-proclaimed cultural sheepdog elitist pigs
is my sustenance
i trust these out-of-touch bullying cowards will be miserable for years
their desperate pathetic narratives on social media make the grass grow
>>711132296
PAT
>>711127152
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>>711130169
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>>711130713
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>>711131302
Do you think Anthony Jeselnik is glad he got off that crazy train when he did?
>>711133388
you and me both, buddy.
>>711133550
not sure but I now he's glad he doesn't have to go spelunking to get to some ass
>>711130784
Let's pray not.
>>711133180
It did. Wish I could prove it with video...
>>711130994
>>711131239
proof that "sex" doesn't sell
>>711133159
top kek. did it kill itself? hope so
>>711133073
>>711133077
Snitch Dogg can't go anywhere. He's the law's little patsy bitch
This was almost turning into a pawg thread
>>711127152
Am I the only one that sees the resemblance
>>711131508
>>711131896
Most female comics only seem to be able to make jokes about gender related issues, much like how most black comics seem to only make jokes about race.
Meanwhile the best white male comics are just funny.
When I watch comedy I just want to laugh, I don't want some bullshit political commentary speech disguised as comedy.
>>711130713
Pawg Girls with chipmunk faces give the best head/ have best pussy
>>711134297
It's true
>>711134114
How dare you compare sunny lane to Amy schumer. fuck you.
>>711134224
Black comedians just know that white ppl like to see black ppl do funny black ppl shit. Evidenced by:
>viral news reporting interviews involving niggers saying darndest things
>the price is right
>your moms only black "lawd" friend
>>711127152
I like this idea. But you're not going to take the time to do any of what you're saying, just like every stupid fucking politician. CTHULU IS LORD anyways.
>>711134488
My dick will take shumer as a substitute for lane pussy
>>711128059
I vote snoop stays. The rest can leave
>>711127152
If they all leave, cool, nothing of value will be lost ...
>>711134646
Save up some cash and you can actually go fuck Sunny Lane. She escorts.
http://www.bunnyranch.com/sunny-lane.html
>>711131302
Sunny lane is only a few pounds away from becoming a schumer anyway
>>711134636
I'm doing it. trust me. MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711133444
Underrated post
>>711134860
Been knew. All pussy is worth the same to me tho, free. Found out the hard way when I went above my usual 100hh budget and shelled out 350 for a 10/10 and the nut I busted was just as strong as it always is and not automatically better
>>711135073
totally
>>711127152
i wonder if we can send pigs like schumer to saudi arabia?
or do they outlaw pigs still?
>>711134858
Ahhhhhh finally. A list.
Thanks list guy.
You fucks still haven't learned to appreciate fat girl camel toe?? Bro all that pussy padding squeezes your dick if you put her legs together while you fuck her
>>711130472
yeah, good thing Malcolm in the Middle ended years ago before we knew he was a cuck
>>711127152
>oink oink oink oink
This. Send this fucking whore "I'm not pretty enough to be famous any other way except being a loudmouth fucking cunt joking about dicks" to Iran.
This whore is like the chubby bitch in high school who isn't pretty but can make some people laugh mostly because she is loudmouth as fuck.
>>711127225
This my friends is what we call cancer
>>711134858
only sam jackson is a good actor.
the others are all shit that no one will mis
Motherfucker GEROGE LOPESZ go back to CUBA beaner!!
>>711135977
dubs of truth.
>>711128416
No one's talking to you you inbred piece of shit
