Hi /b/. I want to take commands to hurt myself.
The rules are dismemberment and nothing that will show up at work.
Pic related is some of the tools I have.
Request away.
If anyone wants to cut me and lives in the northeast we might be able to arrange that.
>>711122304
Are you the same dude from a few nights ago?
>>711122304
insert any one these tools inside your asshole
deliver
Pull out a molar with those pliers.
>>711122614
This
>>711122304
Corkscrew up the dickhole
>>711122304
Go vote for trump.
>>711122449
Probably. The same dude that cut his dick and put hotsauce in it?
>>711122614
No disfigurement.
cut off nipple.
>>711122558
>>711122304
take out a liter of blood using the syringes
take a dump, mix it with some water and draw a full syringe then jam it into your thigh and inject it.
cut /b/ into top of thigh
or
draw blood and drink it
>>711122932
Aight fair enough - now i have seen that aswell
>>711122304
cut a nazi logo on your thigh
you do know how to draw a swastika right?
>>711122304
carve a pentagram on your left calf then burn the center part of it black
>>711122743
https://sendvid.com/gkpaturf
>>711123222
checked, you must obey the trips OP
>>711123222
OP must obey trips.
>>711123222
trips demand it OP
>>711122304
Scalpel into testicle.
>>711123222
Tripssss
>>711123422
Dubs
Do it OP
burn ur dick
>inb4 OP won't deliver
Insert an ice cube into ass.
>>711123222
trips
do it
or else OP is faggotest faggot
>>711122304
Vote for trump
insert lighter gas into your testicles using the syringes
>>711123314
I chose thight. Shorts are in play at work during the summer.
Vid related. It burnt weird.
https://sendvid.com/5pg4g49v
>>711122304
Light the lighter for as long as possible and make the metal hot and burn a smile onto your big toe
>>711123922
Oh shit
>>711123385
>>711123699
>>711123699
>>711123699
>>711123422
>>711123422
RIP OP's reproductive organs
>>711124081
HAHAAH
>>711123922
thank you, you made my day a lot better. also whats with the moaning in the vid, its only a flesh wound take it like a man you pussy lol
Take the nail cutter and chunk away the tip of your dick (The skin)
>>711124081
not the right way to make swastika
its tilted at 45 degrees
try again OP this time cut the eagle too
>>711123422
>>711124081
Proffessional makeupartistfag here and i can clearly tell that this shit is faked. Badly too...
heat a quarter up over a stove top with the pliers and then press the quarter into your skin. it's cool, if you've never branded yourself i recommend trying it.
>>711124597
you dont have to be a proffessional to tell..
Cut your pinky finger nail a bit too close, if you know what I mean
>>711122304
fill the syringe with air, inject in your vein. dunno. if you dont do this you are an massive pussy.
OP SUCKS HE AINT POSTIN NO MORE
>>711125161
hopefully he's busy branding himself. if he doesn't he's a pussy.
>>711124597
It took a bit to upload.
https://sendvid.com/lzbna0kt
>>711124081
what are you 13 bitch my cat has fucked me up worse then that
>>711125599
Fake and GAY!!
>>711125599
case closed , you a bitch
now stop fucking around, go suck up some dish soap and inject it into your dick hole and go take a piss
>>711124019
Beginning of the blister.
https://sendvid.com/pwg0ir02
cut off your pinky with your princess auto tools
>>711125702
Do you want me to peel some skin off?
Seek psychiatric help. No need for all this.. just wait a year, trump will have you totally fucked up.
>>711125879
why won't you brand yourself with a metal object?
>>711126086
Ohh you meant like heat an object then press it into skin. My bad. Will a screwdriver work?
>>711126086
yeah go make a make shift metal swastika sense you are too retarded to make one that doesn't look like a 3rd grade make up job or a 13 year old mad at his parents
>>711125949
yeah i always wondered what was behind my nails
>>711126214
a broader flat object would be cooler like even a coin, do you have a gas stove top?
OP impale your dick with a sharp object, then post a picture with a timestamp (do not remove the sharp object)
do you have any raw pork OP , eat it raw
OP open your wrist up and then pull on a string so that your finger bends and record it as a webm or gif
Im liking this sendvid thing. Its much more exciting.
>>711126790
thats a great idea attach it to one of those puppeteer sticks and each finger to a string
>>711126953
good idea anon
im officially bored , just impale yourself with the fuckin screw driver
I'm getting fucking bored OP
Slice the webbing between two of your toes.
OP YOU LITTLE PUSSY get some fucking battery acid, suck up with needle , inject into ball sack , profit
>>711124804
plz?
finally, i clicked enough fucking lakes , trees and signs, now i can finally suggest you do some of these great idea's preferably mine , or the one i co-created with my fallow puppet enthusiast anon
do you have any cars near you with that gnarly lookin corrosive yellow shit on the batteries ? bust up a fat line of that shit and snort it
Got a wire brush?
maybe he's injected air into himself and died, RIP OP , no one fucking knows to November 9th 2016, he drew some bad swastikas but we were entertained for about 15 minutes
>>711126313
Sorry. Took a bit to get a good grip with the needle nose.
>>711127734
>>711127770
>>711127666
satanic trips cant be wrong OP is dead
Op can we call you the mutilator?
>>711127860
Fuck I dunno.
What I really want I some is for a femanon to come over and carve me up while I am tied down. I would settle for for a male anon, especially if he brought a few fans and I was
The center of a bukkakke.
>>711123356
dayum
>>711122304
cut off a nipple
>>711128149
I might do this eventually. But I really am kinda saving that for a femanon to do.
>>711123922
wow dude, that's awesome
Why do you enjoy giving yourself pain?
Stop hurting yourself dude your gonna regret having all those fucked up scars when you're older
>>711128277
Maybe I wasn't hugged enough as a kid.
I dunno. It has literally been 13 years since I dated someone.
Pic from a few nights ago.
OP did you get my suggestion about the impaling dick or wrist thing?
WHERE IN NORTHEAST??
>>711128433
Shit dude, i feel kinda bad for you.
>>711128433
this "cock" explains a lot
>>711128658
MA
Are you male or female?
>>711128832
Male, Salem NH
>>711122304
clip your nails
>>711122304
inject some air into your veins and post wat happens
carve a pussy beside your dick
>>711128935
This Saturday do you want to beat the shit out of me and fuck my ass?
>>711122304
nigga if you feel good that you contribute in someones life by doing this, thats meh, ok as long as you dont ruin your life.
if you do this because you think there's no other way, just rethink your life. Get yourself a nice hot bath, a nice haircut, try to do a sport and little by little your life will get fuckin awesome.
With some courage and self esteem you will sky rocket.
90% of the way people think of you is how you think of yourself.
>inb4 moralfag
>inb4 summer
eat shit plebs, im here longer than many of you
signed, heaven
If your life sucks so much and you find yourself doing this shit here (not saying it's not entertaining), why not consider going on a rampage and just killing as many people as you can, i'm serious, you're probably around 30, so it's not gonna get any better. Just make a perfect plan, do research on other mass murderes and their strategies, set the perfect date and place,..... i mean if nothing else your life will be interesting for the couple of months preparing the attack and if you actually pull it of you'll be a hero here and remembered by the world.
Give that a thought man.
>>711129069
>fuck my ass
I think I'm done following your threads, faggot
>>711122304
op pls stop hurting yourself i love you
>>711129069
Oh shit.
Please post more.
POST YOUR EREKT DICK
>>711129333
Why would I want to kill people? That makes no sense. If anything I would rather have someone just take that out on me.
I won't lie; I have been suicidal before.
>>711129107
>>711129333
These two comments perfectly show the two majorities of /b
Also i agree with the second one.
>>711129400
who you callin a faggot?
>>711129429
Do you want it bleeding?
Circumcise yourself
>>711129069
yes I do
>>711129648
No, I want it to look normal
Also you can cum if you want :)
Carve a swastika in your chest.
How about instead of killing random people you do the world a favor and kill people who you think deserve to die. Like radical feminazis or sjws.
>>711130331
if he killed the people he thinks should die, id wager he'd just off himself. being at the top of his list
>>711128935
There is an econolodge in Danvers I woukd pay for. Throw up a fake email
Address and let's do this. If you know anyone else that wants to join tell me.
>>711130422
He can always kill himself after he's done
>>711130545
he doesnt seem the outwardly violent type.
seems to have more of an inner focus.
>overweight
>single for 13 years
>heavy into self mutilation emotionally as well as physically
doesnt seem the type to care about hurting others at all
>>711129535
>I won't lie; I have been suicidal before.
I'd imagine, lol
Here's my mentality behind the whole murder idea.
As childish as this might sound, most of your problems are caused by other people, as you said yourself your parents didn't hug you enough, you were probably bullied in school, people don't/didn't take you seriously,.. and all those happened before you could even make any choices for yourself, and this will never change, once you're born into this society, the first impression people get of you is the final. There must be milions of people just like you, that have been practically 'killed' by society, maby they were born a little different, or grew up in fucked up conditions and that already meant that their life is gonna be screwed forever, it's not fair and nobody's even aware of that.
So why not get your revenge on people (in general, all of us are guilty of doing that), for being the reason of your pain and loneliness, nobody will miss you or care either way, but maby you could send a message. Every time a serial killer is caught or a mass killing happens, society tries to find a way to prevent it in the future.
So do it for the sake of people like you in the future.
Can you scalp your hair?
>>711130298
>>711129648
So? Are you going to post it?
>>711130298
>cum
seconded
>>711130728
you're horrible at manipulation
>>711130728
ITT another anon projects. I should clarify. I have intimac my issues. I leterslky don't know how to hold hands, hug, or cuddle someone.
But I love my family and my parents. They have always been super supportive. I actually have an OK job with golf room for advancement. I love in an apartment with a roommate.
I actually have a few good friends. I just don't know what any kid if intimacy feels like. I feel weird even accidentally touching someone.
The world has not been extra cruel to me outside my own failings. I have had many, and most are my fault.
I have severe chronic depression and normally anxkety. A new helps with both but when I find I am down I go way down. Aka here.
No need to kill anyone.
Cum into frying pan then fry it, then insert in ur ass with the syringe for maximum cringe
>>711131257
ever tried self medicating with weed?
or alcohol even?
weed chills my anxieties for the most part and alcohol makes me feel more social and outgoing.
i suffer from serious depression, anxiety, panic attacks, just generally socially awkward as fuck. and drinking helped me.
just a few sips on the hour. not getting wasted of course. just enough to loosen up and open up.
just a though
>>711131257
POST A VIDEO OF CUMMING
NOW
Find a psychiatrist, take some antidepressants. You will fell better :D
>>711131640
Gimme a bit to get hard. Any anon jacking off to me would help.
>>711131831
Waiting :3
>>711132093
jesus fuck that kid had to be 12. at best.
that voice had at least a year or two before it hits puberty.
>liking little boy porn
disgusting
>>711132801
actually he's 19, and pornhub officially confirmed this. Check out his profile. :^)
>>711131640
bump
Soak the cuts and rips in rubbing alcohol
Where is op?
>>711132868
if he's 19 he's a midget.
everything about his legs and hips screamed child, his dick was pretty small, and his voice literally hasnt broke yet.
i dont really care either way. cause im not much better myself. but all indications would lead one to believe he was still very young when this video was made.
but maybe thats the point
>>711133267
I think he should be filming his load being shot on his belly by now.
>>711133381
This is actually pretty entertaining for /b.
cut ear off and shove in penis then cut off and stick to eye
>>711133496
/b/ what it /b/ i guess
>>711122304
Cut the word "alone" right above your dick
Make a mask out of the paper plate and wear it.
Slit your throat
Stick a banana up your ass.
>>711130873
>>711131257
burn "Love" on top of your right thigh
>>711133988
Nice, but this is not what I asked for, desu
>>711133988
ive never heard of a trapdoor turtle before.
yet here it is, plain as day.
>>711133988
More pics of previous injuries!
>>711133988
V I D E O
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OF CUMMING
>>711134399
bamp
>>711134399
Dubbs demands it
BURN ALL THE HAIR OFF YOUR TOES
>>711134399
>>711134655
>>711134744
>>711133988
ALL THESE DUBS
YOU NEED TO POST A VIDEO OF CUMMING AND MOANING
>>711134744
This dubbs demands the previous dubbs' demands be met
We're getting bored, OP
Cut off some limbs.
>>711134399
I'm tired of this shit.
Either you deliver in 2 minutes or fuck this thread and I'm outta here.
Carve GIANT red swastika on forehead
>>711134399
Took a bit . Sorry.
https://sendvid.com/w7roqce5
>>711135377
Be patient you bitch
>>711135880
BURN ALL THE HAIR OFF YOUR TOES!
>>711135972
I don't have hair in my toes.
OP you have a gun right?
>>711136623
.22 air rifle. I doubt I could kill myself with it.
>>711136605
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW YOU DO
>>711136696
no but you could stick it up your ass tho....
>>711136605
Slice your dick head in half
>>711136696
better yet....air rifle? shot your nuts with it...