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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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What happened to the person who said he would live stream kill himself if trump won? links plz
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LOL learn how the electorate/swing states work you monkey
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This will be the funniest 4 years in political history.

So glad I'm not American. My condolences!
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>>711059535
AMAZING.DO YOU FEEL RIGHTEOUS YET?
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get fuck killaryfags lol
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>>711059728
if you think this won't influence you just because you're not an american then you're even dumber than those fucking idiots who actually voted for this narcistic fuck.
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>>711059535

>jokingly said a year ago I'd marry my American GF so she could move here if Trump won
>today she brought that up
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>>711059535
Your map is a little out of date. Here is an updated one.
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>>711059728
That's great! Since the last 8 years have been so Fucking depressing...
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>>711059535
OMFG All those fucking Hillfaggots have finally been shutdown #Trumptrain
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Trump's going to make America Great Again
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Okay guys.. we can all end the joke now. Give Hillary her president stick and call it a day. This is far enough, guys pls.
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>>711059886
If you think your shitty country really influences anyone else's lives in other country, you're the narcissistic fuck.
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>>711059535
only the red states are counted, trump lost, it really is rigged
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Lol you yanks are so fucked
Id be saying the same if Hillary was in the lead
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>>711060128
I'm not even american you fucking chimp. America is still the leading world power if you like it or not.
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biggest meme in history.
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>>711059535
>SKEWER THAT FUCKING HARPY, DONNY
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>>711059925
American guy here, you want i should fuck?
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>>711059535
California, Washington, and Oregon all swing left.... and all those hipsters and minorities notoriously hate Trump. That's a huge chunk of the electoral college.

If Hillary wins all of the West Coast she could easily bring this back.

These things always read strongly Republican at first because most of the typically red states close their polls earlier.

This could still go either way, but I'm happy to see Trump has some really solid traction.
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>>711059535
>>711059535
California, Washington, and Oregon all swing left.... and all those hipsters and minorities notoriously hate Trump. That's a huge chunk of the electoral college.

If Hillary wins all of the West Coast she could easily bring this back.

These things always read strongly Republican at first because most of the typically red states close their polls earlier.

This could still go either way, but I'm happy to see Trump has some really solid traction.
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gz from germany.

We are fucked kek
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>>711059535
>California not counted yet
>nor is Hawaii
>nor is Oregon
>nor are several states
>Electoral College
Just give it time.
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>Post yfw all the Cucks and SJWs get BTFO
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>>711059705
Hillary is behind in all the battleground states.
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>>711060086
Wait a fucking minute, are you actually suggesting Hillary would be an even considerable choice for president.
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>>711059705
the swing states are in trump's favor you fucktard
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>>711060387
I agree, and I think that's a bunch of unfortunate horse shit.

California itself grants almost 1/5 of the total needed votes and is all but totally guaranteed to go to the democrats. How is that fucking fair?

As a disclaimer, I know fuck all about the electoral college, but something seems seriously bullshitty about that.
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>>711060086
the ride never ends
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>>711060317
D R A I N T H E S W A M P

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Guys, non-American here... Does the US popular vote affect the electoral college vote? Much appreciated
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>>711060697
Probably because California's GDP is the 6th largest IN THE WORLD. How is it fair California is attached to all of the fucktarded rest of the United States?
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>>711060606
Literally the best and most qualified candidate to run in decades.
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>>711060697
The electoral college was invented exclusively to buffer the the government from the perceived stupidity of the voting masses. Americans never really had self-determination, yet we tout that we're the most free nation on the planet.
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>>711060128
America does effect the rest of the world.

Just our economy alone, what happens here ripples across the worlds economy.
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>>711060871
The popular vote for each state determines electoral vote. Electoral vote wins it overall not the popular vote.
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>>711060871
Nope
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>>711060871

We don't know how the electoral college works.

-Americans
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>>711060697
how about you just google it you fucking retard
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>>711060967
Because ya'll niggas would run out of water.
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>>711060697
>>711060697
The number of electoral college members *loosely* follows the population. So it is weighted. California, Texas, Florida, NY and states that have a much higher population get many more electoral college members than most of the flyover country.
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>>711059925
>been together a year

Might as well pull the trigger, anon.
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>>711060944
>80% Trump
lmao wut

538 has it at 60% Clinton
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PRAISE KEK WE DID IT
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Hitler 2.0 in... 3...2...1
screencap it for your children
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PULL THE TRIGGER FLORIDA COME ONNNNNN

You can't stump the Trump!
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>>711061215
this is a current cap from fivethirtyeight
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>>711059535
He isnt gonna fucking win guys, I want him to but shit once the east starts voting hillary will take the lead
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>>711061084
/thread
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>>711060128
>NATO
>UN Big 5

yeah won't affect you
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>>711061215
538 is only updating their numbers as states are called. NYT looks to be updating live as votes are coming in.
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>>711060967
Leave and disconnect your electrical grid. It's gonna be dark.
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>>711061407
>west

ftfy
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>>711060697
Cali has a large population, lots of Hispanics and a lot of the whites are liberals. It will always vote blue.
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The Donald is Love
The Donald his Life
Fuck hillaryfags
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>>711061407
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>>711060476
>California, Washington, and Oregon all swing left.... and all those hipsters and minorities notoriously hate Trump. That's a huge chunk of the electoral college.
>If Hillary wins all of the West Coast she could easily bring this back.
>These things always read strongly Republican at first because most of the typically red states close their polls earlier.
>This could still go either way, but I'm happy to see Trump has some really solid traction.

Just in case no one seen it the second time
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>>711060997
>Literally the best and most qualified candidate to run in decades.
She can't even walk up stairs, anon. You need to get your head out of the gutter.
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>>711059535
Whoever gets California's gonna get the other one fucking sniped
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>>711059886
Butthurt Hilary cunt spotted LOL
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Oh yeah, Trump is going to win. Good thing I voted for neither of them, at least when the country falls apart, I can safely say I didn't take part in it.
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What the fuck is even happening???! The American retard party is winning what the fuck I can't even
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>we literally memed a reality TV star into presidency
FUCK
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>>711061874
Again I'm not even american you dumb turd. If I had to chose though I'd go with Hilary cunton instead of Satan himself, yes.
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>>711061765
In all fairness, I did not expect him to take Florida, Ohio, and Michigan. Good job, Donnie.
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>>711059535
I want off Mr. Trump's wild ride
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Lol trump has a serious chance, though the odds will always lean to clinton cause California. That being said, this fiasco could actually seriously change the electoral system no matter which candidate wins, the past 5 elections have been in serious question, and the bush one even led to the supreme court. Also youre forgetting that if the elctoral votes are too close together we use the popular vote to decide. all in its a fucking ancient retarded system built on statistics and assumptions from when they didnt even have condoms. America is notoriously scared of change, and this could be the election that finally throws people off the edge into dedicating to reconstructing the system
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>>711060871
Here, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90RajY2nrgk
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>>711061777
Best case scenario if she wins, she dies shortly after.
She obviously has shit health, don't think she can handle the stress
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>>711061145
So who has the most voter's in lets say california. wins the 55 points? eu fag here.
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just in on cnn, trump has a 64% chance of winning. What the actual fuck is happening
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But Reddit said Clinton had a 90% chance of winning
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Fucks sake people, what's next, we voting kardashian for president?
The only thing I can hope for is that a democratic majority in senate, but that doesn't seem to be happening either.
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>>711062171
he literally hasnt won any of those states
michigan and ohio are so close in votes and have only counted less than 60% of their votes
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>>711061777
Funny. Some cunt in a wheelchair managed once
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>>711062368
hill will get cali
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>>711062453

Well the Kardashians aren't criminals so maybe.
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>>711062368
California will go to Hillary, they always go Dem. Her path to victory is becoming more difficult, she has to get Michigan to win otherwise she loses.
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Trump will send the niggers back to mexico.
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>>711062457
>doesn't know how stats work
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Two households, both alike in Trump,
In fair Verona, where we lay our Trump,
From ancient grudge break to new Trump,
Where civil blood makes civil hands Trump.
From forth the fatal loins of these two Trump
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their Trump;
Whose misadventured piteous Trump
Do with their death bury their parents' Trump.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd Trump,
And the continuance of their parents' Trump,
Which, but their children's end, nought could Trump,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our Trump;
The which if you with patient ears Trump,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to Trump.
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>>711059886
>He doesn't think the US will affect his country
Just wait until Trump defaults on the US debt causing a global financial crash.
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>>711062502
you forget
that was a man
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>>711062453
Kanye 2020
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the democrat combine/press first responder team 6 voter registration drive,mcsuliffe pardoned 60k felons, they let in 2-3,000,000 moozies,a total of 11(??,20?),000,000 illegals,asians latinos,more syrians a couple million more of the democrats win
,basterds lost 900 seats in the last 2 midterms,,their asses have been on the ropes ,,contrary to the stupid press,,voting clekies dodnt know how widespread this is,they demand no pic ID,you fill out a form short form with name address & sig,,,might suppose they get these sheets from the US post office,obama busted loose 9-10k convicted felons,,, liberal brains are drilled out like the spinning ball drill in phantasma & the old man
u fucking moron cucks,
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>>711061777
Donald trump is not even a candidate you fools! Cruz was a candidate, trump is an inflated cooked lobster! How did you even get him to the primary??!!! Hillary is a real candidate running against a rotten skinned porpoise with a personality disorder.
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>>711062457
They called Ohio for him 10 minutes for him a few minutes ago.
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>>711062645
How dare you desecrate one of Shakespeare's plays with your shitty candidate.
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Mexifag here

...shit...
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Clinton just won Virginia
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This is awesome. I'm getting the same giddy feeling while listening to the coverage as I got from watching the 9/11 coverage. Why does seeing America get fucked up the ass make me feel so good?
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>back to cis white male presidents again

Wow this country really is changing for the better..
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Hillary is going to win California rip guys
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How tf Utah is turning red? Didn't the Mormons said they weren't voting Trump?
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>>711062919
enjoy your chemical castration amigo!
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>>711062453
Its like Jesse Ventura running against Colin Powell. One of them is a candidate, the other is not someone to put in your highest office.
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>>711062368
Yes. Our system is a winner takes all.

So say cali gets 51% democratic and 49% rep. All 55 votes go to Hillary.

Our system is shit, the elector college was set up so the average citizens vote doesnt matter.
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/pol/ was right again
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>>711062375
I have no idea. This is insane. I had no idea America was this stupid.
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>>711059535
Where you at, El Chapo? Fix this.
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>>711062368
Yes. Our system is a winner takes all.

So say cali gets 51% democratic and 49% rep. All 55 votes go to Hillary.

Our system is shit, the elector college was set up so the average citizens vote doesn't matter.
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>>711063139
Asking Mormons to vote for a woman? good luck with that
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>>711059705
BASED TRUMP WILL WIN. KEK WILLS IT
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So NYT is predicting a 91% chance Trump is gonna win; this is pretty fun to watch!
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>>711063172
Jesse ventura actually was a decent governor. Minnesota fag here.
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>>711062120
Good
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>>711063226
I live in NY dems always win so no point in voting
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>>711062442
>Reddit
Dont
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AMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOLD OUT TO GLOBALISTS AND THE ELITES.

WE ARE FREE MEN
WE WILL DIE FREE MEN

GOD

BLESS

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
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how long until they make Trump winning in FL official?
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Fuck it fallout irl it is. Fuck you americucks fuck you fuck you and suck cock.
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>>711059862
classic meme
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>>711063404
Dude I'm not making this up. They said it few weeks ago after that "Grab them by the pussy" episode
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>>711063540
Don't stay up, they're rigging the votes as we type.
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>>711063540
They will hold the vote until they know if they need it or not to steal, but would almost be too obvious. A recount would for sure happen, and dems are not to good with recounts.
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>>711059705
Wouldn't understanding deliberately arbitrary rules and getting mad when others question their validity be a more fitting definition of a joker, a monkey?

ReallyMYT
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MAGA
A
G
A
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>>711059862
newfag fuckface swarm on /b/ doesn't even get this
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>>711063722
Strait party vote is my guess, people are to lazy to vote for each different thing
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>>711062118
You guys thought meme magic wasn't real. Now look what happened.
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>>711060871
Basically, if they win the popular vote, they will PROBABLY win the electoral college vote, but in the end the electoral college does whatever the fuck they want.
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Check the DOW futures right now.
>DOW speculated to drop ~600 points
Top kek
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Trump a lump just took Florida.
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The Donals has 197 votes. 73 and he will be POTUS!!!

Adios mexicans!!!
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>>711063540
Florida is red bois
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>>711059535
>he won florida
gg ez
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Florida locked in for Trump!
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>>711062739
Hillary is a puppet.
She is bought and paid for.

The only reason Trump has gotten this far is beacuse so many people are tired of the entire system.
They are tired of corrupte politicians who are owned being put into places of power.

He's not the best choice, but hopefully this will get the US to move in a direction with fixing the real problems.

Federal reserve, electoral college, lobbying, etc.
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President trump wins Florida!!
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Trump just got Florida.
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>>711062704
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>>711062919
rip peso. git fucked
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>>711063463
Where in mn, and how old were you in 1998?
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IT'S HAPPANENING!
That's gonna be good. That's gonna be pretty good.
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131-197 now
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Thanks god I have my zombie survival kit ready, Not sure if it will be enough for the trumpcalypse
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florida is red!!!!
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>>711062739
And yet he's still winning. Huh?
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>Trump just got Florida.
gg guiz, we dun fucked up.
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>>711059535
YYYESS!
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Hey everyone let's thank Russia, Putin and Kali Linux for this amazing event.
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President Trump
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>>711059535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ZoBrN3i9k&ab_channel=PaulJosephWatson
COME JOIN US
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Can't wait to see you all rekt win Hillary gets all her votes in and shows she won. Kek
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Game over man. Flawless fucking victory. Gg Florida.
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>>711059535
197 trump to 131 hillary according to national Norwegian news atm. It is happening, lul
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>>711059535
and news said Penn. is tied?

anyone knows what happens in a tie?
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>>711063463
Can confirm, got nothing bad to say about Governor Ventura either
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if trump maintains the lead in the states that still have open polls it wont matter what the peoples republic of california says trump wins

all hail our great and glorious leader long shall he reign!
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BASED GOD EMPEROR TRUMP!!!

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!
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>>711061777
So FDR was unfit to be president since he couldn't walk?

You /pol/tards are ridiculous.
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>>711063603
>fallout irl
Republic of Dave it is
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Trump has a 99% hance of becoming the next American President, feels so good to be Putin
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As a brit, this pleases me greatly.

Papa trump will console papa putin and together we'll have another 5 years of peace.
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f
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when will we know who won? tonight>?
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>>711063812
>deliberate
>arbitrary
what in TARNATION do these words exist for?
what i think he be sayin id prably

some bozos shook on thesem rules hunnas of yeer back, and if ye still noddin toode, yous that many times a bozo
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>>711064347
Yes, /pol/ is ridiculous. They aren't very bright.
See:
>>711064339
>>711064275
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Well, 4chan will get shut down with the new morals law
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>>711061581
itll be new york and cali that win shillary the election so a little bit of both
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>>711059535
my dubs prove the end of the world is HERE
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>>711064037
The only thing it will do is shift influence and favor to another parties "corruption"

Look at the records of the people under trumps team. Do their records honestly speak to upstanding and honorable individuals to you?

There is no "message" to send but the one you bought in to when being told why you should vote...and it's that of an easily mainuplated pawn.
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Well fuck, time to start learning Chinese.
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>>711060540
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OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
OHSHIT
>OHSHIT
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BRACE FOR COCK HILLARY CUCKFAGGOTS
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>>711060086

I cannot fucking believe I'm actually in a country where president trump is a remote possibility...
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>>711064485
Tm
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Florida has been won!

#MAGA
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>>711064292
yw, I voted trump...I voted early
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>>711064485

Yes.
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>>711061021
The fact Trump was ever a candidate proves the electoral college is needed
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>>711062739
Well, looks like your girl Hillary's about to lose to that not a candidate.
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>>711064347
FDR was not a good president.
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It already happened.

You did it.
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>>711064614

Than fucking leave, cuck.
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>>711064407
>as a brit

Dat brexit doe...
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>>711059862
Meme lord
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fuck
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Trump's currently polling at around 49% of the popular vote and needs 73 more electoral votes to win. Hillary will need California and take some states back from a Trump majority in order to win.
Never thought my boy Donald would make it this far
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>>711064614
>remote
enjoy your denial while it lasts, you have maybe half an hour
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Congratulations America! You officially dun goofed
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>>711064407
4
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Not long now before America is no longer a country and is just a fucked up meme world
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>>711064564
Excellent! Learn the new global language.

The first thing you need to know is there are two main branches of Chinese, mandarin and cantonese. The official one is mandarin so you can basically ignore cantonese.

The first thing you should learn is 'Hello', which is Nǐ hǎo.

Lets say it all together now,

Nǐ hǎo.
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>>711064711

Brexit will be the best thing to happen to us in the long run. No more bailing out useless second world countries that can't afford to be a part of the EU.

Feels good man. I don't give a shit if the pound loses value - I'm not rich. Wages will go up to compensate and we'll have a depression for a while. Meanwhile we'll open up new trades worldwide and be back in business come 2026.
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>>711064612
>>711064339
>>711064275

I'm trying to picture what a grown ass man is like who posts this shit. You sound like you never had a dad and need a father figure. HO-LLLY SHHH-IIIT
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A land full of fat i diots.
Your land is a joke, iam curious to see you where you are in 10 years or maybe 20 if the USA stil exist.
You re tards never fail to amuse me
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o shit
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>>711064607
Kek
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190Dem 201Rep
As of 11:03p est
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>>711064607
topkek
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Hadde aldri trodd 5 timer med NRK kunne være så god underholdning.
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President Trump wins with 285 votes!!!!
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>>711064818
this
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>>711064830

Hillary got Cali, lol. That sucks.
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>>711064607
underrated post
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>>711064818
USA confirmed meme
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>>711064705
>Than

Every fucking time.
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Killary just took Cali for 55 electors and still behind. Trump still has 70 something looking to vote for him.

Trump is our new Tangerine Overloard! ftw
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190 - 201
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>0% of polls reporting
>hillary wins cali
ok
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Wtfff is this bs cali has no votes in and is giving Hillary electoral votes????
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>>711064222
everyone gonna ignore my trips yo
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>>711064921
Was there ever a doubt?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
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If i were living in USA right now, I would be legit scared. But i'm happy that i live in Europe. And I will love to see new TV show - President Trump
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>>711064867
this is /b/

we shitpost all the time dumbass
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>>711059535
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>711064407
this
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>>711060387
It won't go either way if she loses WI and MI. Right now, she has to make up a lot of ground in those two states with over half the votes in.
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http://www.shadbase.com/hilloli-clitton/
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U mad?
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tfw im making a strong 9k euros if trump wins the election. from a bet ive placed. plus the peso has dropped like 10 percent. god bless america. greetings from the netherlands
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>>711064987
shut up, faggot.
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>>711064830
Topzozzle
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>>711064025
another update
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Yo, brit again - can someone explain how without a single person voting for her in CA, Hillary won?

I'd be pissed if I wasted my time voting in CA.
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Trump just had a heart attack
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>>711061777

Superfluous use of the word literally. First sign you're dealing with a bimbo.

Let me explain. The word literally is used to differentiate a metaphorical expression, and it's literally meaning.

If the phrase can't be mistaken for a figurative phrase, there's no reason to qualify your statement as "Literal".

You could literally put "literally" before everything you say if you're going to use it for no reason.
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Oh murrica you did it again.
You never fail to amuse me your land is a joke
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>>711064921
as expected
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>>711059535
The libtard butthurt will be glorious!
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>>711064921
How is it even a surprise?
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>>711064986
Polls just closed, they don't report numbers till polls close.
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>>711064987
Where my country gone anon? I know you got trips, im fucking excited for you. Just.. theres just a lot going on right now im sorry anon.
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>>711062157

satan himself? that's giving him a bit too much credit isn't it? Trump is more like Satans butt boy. I imagine satan would be much better spoken and more intelligent.
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I was hoping Trump won, but now I am terrified. It's clear the Republicans will take the House and the Senate. Do you remember what happened the last time the Republicans controlled all 3? Iraq, for starters. Our country is STILL recovering from the shit the republic party pulled with zero resistance. That can't be allowed to happen again! Trump is fine. Yay trump. But keep the republicans from getting control of all 3 branches at all costs.
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>>711059535
If you fucking idiots legalize weed in cali, you voted your dank straight to the trash. Just get a med card and go get it from the shop. If you legalize it, an ounce will be a felony, only 6 small plants allowed to grow at home, cops don't need a search warrant for raiding, if you car smells like weed then you'll be charged as a dui, and worse of all, drug dealers will increase since weed will be taxed up the ass. 10 a g will be the thing of the past unless you you got to a nigger dealer.
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FUCKING LOVE THIS.. Love watching all these CUCKED faggots whine about their queen eating shit
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>>711064921
Cali is always blue. We knew that would happen and why it's not considered a battleground state.
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>>711064866
OooooooOOOoooo a decade of depression. Yay!
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If I live in USA right now, I would be legit scared. But I'm happy that I live in Eurppe, and will love to see new TV show - President Trump
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>>711064867
Like i understand the first two but like whaddya have against a weeb's paradise?
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If being anally fucked without lube is "great"
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>>711065108
OH NOES, GET YOUR GUNS RACE WAR RACE MURICA
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>>711065108
every time its the same
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>>711065087
wow
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Daddy trump is gonna do it <3333
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOW_9rVkdo

lol these cucks
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>>711065043
alternate universe detected

get your Berenstein Bears ass outta here.
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Trump wins
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>>711059535
Were gonna make america great again mother fuckers!
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Does this prove the federal government is a joke and the united states would be better off as a loose collection of small countries
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oh murrica you never fails to amuse me
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This is fucking over, cant stump the trump.
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>>711064638
Isn't that the guy that shot up a bunch of schools?
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>>711065108
California is a blue state. There was no chance of trump winning it.
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>>711062919
Get fucked shitskin
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>>711065153
Is she the prettiest pornstar?
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>>711065230
I'm not a weeb. I'm a Japanophile, not a weeb, meaning I like to learn about the real culture of Japanese people, the good and the ugly stuff. Anime is not real life.
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>>711065108
because Cali literally always votes democrat.

And yes, we are pissed. Being a California Conservative is shit.
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>>711059705
Trump has Florida
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>>711059535
muh nigga GJ gonna get in them debates, gotta believe
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>>711064830
ni hao!
aloha!
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>>711065249
>>711065255

Thanks for that very detailed explanation.
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>>711065249
lol Clinton supporters don't have guns.
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Its only important that you voted, remember that little peasants, because your widdle-biddy vote matters!
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>>711065283
Wait... AVGN? Who still watches that autist?
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>>711065183
>the shit the republic party pulled with zero resistance

Weird. I remember both the 2004 and 2016 Democratic presidential candidates voting for that war.

Isn't it strange how Iraq, which was a widely popular war, is now all the Republicans fault, along with Obamacare, which literally 0 Republicans voted for?
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mfw people asked me who i voted for
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All news (cnn, nbc) says this is "razor-tight" situation, so why u all say that trump is winner?
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197 - 201

Well diddely bye Trumperino :)
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>>711065389
#triggered
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>>711065108
The way cali works is weird. Each state has it's own rules for their vote and it's all retarded. Cali probably does some weird centralized vote that doesn't track which precinct the votes are coming from.
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If Trump loses MI and NC he's fucked.
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>>711059535

Do the math on all 50 states. If Googles data stays the same Trump will win.
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If Alaska voted Hillary, would Trump still win at this point?
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hhhhhhhhhhhahahahhaha wtf are you doing yankees ? ? ? some retarded asshole is very close to become your president
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If I live in USA right now, I would be legit scared. But I'm happy that I live in Eurppe, and will love to see new TV show - President Trump
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Trump has basically won. He got NC
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>>711065517
He won NC
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>>711065188
>literal autism
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happy about your choice between A and B amerifags?
get democracyOS already

america is the new rome
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>>711065452
You obviously. He didn't start this Mandela Effect shit or make it popular.
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>>711065477
>cnn
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trump will loose... hillary rigged election...

atm hillary 197 vs trump 216
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HOW THE FUCK DO 55 ELECTORATE VOTES AUTOMATICALLY GO TO HILLARY BEFORE THE POPULAR VOTES ARE EVEN COUNTED? ALL OF MY FUCKING WHAT!
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TRUMP WON FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT THAT'S WHAT THE RETARDS GET FOR FUCKING BERNIE WOOOOHOOOO EVERYONE GET READY FOR THE STOCK MARKET TO CRASH
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>>711065517
NC is over. The only states he needs to win are Mis/Wis
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>>711065283
You're not very smart are you?

http://www.cnn.com/election/results

Notice how Hillary often goes up higher than Trump even though she hasn't received as much a percent as Trump has. This shows Hillary will win. It's going up and down only because everything is not in yet. But you'll see at the end, it's based on what I'm telling you right now. That's how I know.
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HE GOT FLORIDA BOYS
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>>711065569
this could be talking about clinton or trump
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>>711065456
>Obamacare

How is that not the republicans fault? So soon you forget the "party of no" and how the republicans locked up the house and senate for 2 fucking years by saying no to everything a democrat brought to the table without even reading it? That was how Obamacare was born. It was the mutated bastard child that the republicans gutted and raped to the point that it was nothing like what the democrats envisioned. But it was STILL better than what we were doing at the time so they let it go.
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>>711065257
things are settling now
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>>711065580
You fucking idiot. Trump will impose sanctions on Europe. The markets are already collapsing.

You'll be the first to starve you eurotrash retard.
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>>711065483
Nice try shill
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>>711065477
if you add up the electoral votes for the states where trump is leading its somewhere in the 280 range and you only need 270. unless some states flip in the last 50% of their counted votes its president trump.
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>>711065444
trips for truth
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>>711064830
Hola amigos
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>>711065650
Something is fishy for sure
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>>711065580
You don't know enough about Hillary if you're not scared either way. The woman has no moral center--she is the perfect political climber.
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Watching these special snowflakes on TV bitch about trump is classic. This is as great as lulsec, or habbo hotel, this is trolling at its best!

Go Trump 2016!
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>>711062919
Can I get a taco before you go?
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THIS IS HAPPENING /B/, WE DID IT!!
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>>711065581
Hillary is expecting AZ or Iowa. Basically she can still win with those states along with Michigan.
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>>711065356
nope, propaganda actually...he's just an alt-right comedian, pro guns and pro gettin' pussy

look up Million Dollar Extreme
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>>711065580
like what happens in the us doesnt effect the eu lol. do you even remember our economic collapse 10 years ago?
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>>711065672
Hope it fucking does
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>>711065700
Nice try faggot go Trump go
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>>711065674
Your looking at percentages

were watching the electorate votes...
yknow the only votes that truly matter...

The votes that have the final say so.
And trump is killing hillary.
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>>711065700

>trump sanctioning europe
>lmao
>europe trades with itself by an enormous margin

How's it feel being a dumb cunt? Can smell that dumb cunt from here. Putrid.
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>>711065580

>I'm happy that I live in Eurppe

m8 Trump is going to pull out of NATO unless Europe actually commits to the required minimum 2% GDP spending. Currently only 2 European members do. If he pulls out of NATO, expect the EU to become Putins bitch.
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>>711065672
I am awaiting all those cheap stocks
ready to become a millionaire!
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2016/presidential-election-headquarters
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So, has Hilary Trump won yet?
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California are a bunch of cucks.
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pack your bags mexicans and niggers
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>>711065764
>bing
Kek
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>>711065764
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>711065764
/b/ didn't do shit - you were too busy in your trap threads. This is /pol/s triumph.
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>>711065979
The US would surely not survive the week if a person named Hillary Trump won.
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This is the night feminism was fucking DERAILED!
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>>711065674
>>711065674
>Getting any form of information from cnn
Tard cuck confermed
Cnn is ran by shillery so of course tjey are going to make it look like she is winning. Just look at the hard facts yourself and let ypu /b/ros guide you.
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>>711066060
As americans, we did it.
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Nebraska might decide this.
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in the leading uncompleted states

Trump will gain 84 elecorates
Hillary 52

Trump 285
Hillary 249

Not counting alaska
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>>711066013
>being this delusional
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>>711065650
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!
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How did Washington go red?
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>>711066158
lolno
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