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Ask a stoned Chilean anything
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are you stoned?
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How many women have you raped? How easy is it to rape women in Chile ?
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>>711058410
No
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>>711058277
drogate mas y atate mas rapido flaite de la reconchadetuesquineramadre
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where are you from?
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favorite chilean food to eat when stoned?
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>>711058456
None, depends on where are you going to rape her.

>>711058471

Un flaite entraria a 4chan cuando con suerte saben hablar su propio idioma?

>>711058481
Chile
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is that the texas flag?
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anda a acostarte cochino culiao que mañana tenís clases xDDD
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>>711058594

Empanadas
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>>711058277
what the wea is this thread? mod ql ban him
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>>711058277
show cock?
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how many kids have you raped
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>>711058643
No.

>>711058660
Entro tarde ok?

>>711058753
Stop the mano damn conchetumadre
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>>711058594
I'm not OP but I'm also chilean and I'd sayd the best stoner food is this sandwich
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>>711058277
Tetas o no te metas, weon.
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>>711058795
Not that high.

>>711058839
None.
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>>711058895
Barros Luco <3
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Jajaj wena ql Me voy a tirarn un bongazo de nuevo en tu nombre pendejo ql!!!

Sakando weno!
Also, the game.
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se lesiono alexis :c
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>>711058912
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How well is your speaking English?
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>>711059198
ajajaja wena wena qlo

se viene otro pipazo
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>>711059379

beri vad
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>>711058277
Porque le tienen tanta envidia a los Argentinos?
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>>711059198
jajajajaj puta la wea perdí
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>>711059529
Porque son tan blancos y europeos.
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>>711059436
Get out of here you weird South American nigger-faggot
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que alguien pase la wena yeimi
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>>711058895
chorillana wn
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>>711059882
en todo caso, no me había acordado de esa wea <3
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>>711059951
wn una chorillana con unas chelas <3
lo mejor del mundo
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Y dónde estan las minas chilenas????
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Nomas, no funka la wea, acá ahorita, nomás, wei, ci o no pero 100pre zonrie.
INDIOS.
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>>711058860
Where are some good rape spots in chile? Going there to study soon
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Choroy o simiolon de bai?

>>inb4 bodrio de hispa
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>>711058277
Tell me your about viña del mar, its a good place to live? how is the people there? its boring?
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>>711060035

Yo me conformo con un pansito con queso derretido no mas
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>>711058277
why did y'all try and copy the Texas flag?
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Vamos Chile CTM
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>>711058594
a ellos les gustan los perros, no tiene otra cosa que comer .
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>>711061152
Chile's flag is like 20 years older than Texa's
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>>711059667
Porque estamos al lado de argentina, los verdaderos europeos
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Chilean here, not OP.
>be stoned
>be chilean
>eat ramitas until finished
>eat tallarines con ketchup y queso derretido
>reach the heaven
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>>711058277
Cuantas copas tenes?
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>>711059529
Porque somos negros y envidiosos
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It has nice beaches, a crappy festival, it's pretty meh, don't go to the neighbouring city if you dislike piss smell and niggers stealing your shit.
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>>711058277
que raro ver un compatriota por aqui, si ves un thread de kik para pelarse avisa. igual estoy raja volao :(
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>>711058277
Cuantos tipos de MAME sabes arreglar?
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>>711060950
You gotta come to a place named "la legua" , it's a nice suburban country style villa. Around 2am its an awesome place full of hot slutty girls. First thing you do.
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>>711058277
porque eres tan pinche maricon?
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>>711061307
Que se siente haber perdido tres finales seguidas?
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>>711058277
es verdad que nido es el 4chan fruna?
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wena mamu
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>>711061262
Wea la raja

>>711061453
And don't forget to take a ride on the 210 bus.
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>>711061453
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>>711059719
>weird
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>>711061262
>be drunk af
>go to the lady of the completos
>eat 2 as with mayo casera
>make a mess with the food
>its ok the lady is used to it
>reach nirvana

Best way of spending a weekend
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>>711061644
Fucking 210 never comes, waiting like 2 hours
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No
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>>711061500
chekd

No soy fan del fulbo asique vale madres... Pero el resto si estaban llorando como putas en celo
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hay gringas alla?
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>>711058277
Is it Chile outside?
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>>711058594
Id say either a churrasco italiano (the sandwich showed before) a empanada, machas a la parmesana or arroz con leche, also mote con huesillo for the hot days, very refreshing
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>>711061704
>get hangover
>outside is hotter than pati maldonado naked photo's
>be fermentando in la cama
>go for a walk a estirar las patas
>mote con huesillo copihue

lets keep this going cabros qliaos
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Por weas como estas nos ven mal en todos lados, OP pendejin reconchadetumadre.
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>>711061704
>be stoned with friend
>go to the botilleria
>want to drink piscoke
>realize that none of us had money
>found a pair of gamba coins on my pocket
>ending up buying two centellas

Just a random story.
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>>711058660
Oh men, cague
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>>711059321
Oh men tienes mas fotos de minas chilenas?
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>>711062053
not sure, pretty much all latinoamerican countries look the same
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>>711058895
Completo > Churrasco
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Pico pal que lee
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>>711059529
Porque ganaron las ultimas copas y es seguro invertir en el pais, a perte de tener buena economia, oh wait, ese era chile
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>>711058638
te secondeo mandril
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>>711062339
chorrillana master race
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>>711059776
Esa wea es ilegal wn, a parte estw en xvideos
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>>711060794
Siiipomen, mandense algunas fotitos
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>>711061002
it's beatiful, but not all places
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>>711062455
mah niggah
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>>711059776
Y esa? no cachaba
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>>711060939
Wei?? Wei????? Que wea qlo sal de aca
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>>711062339
This.
Tocomple is a eternal salvatore, specially with a papas fritas attached.
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>>711062078
Ke weon mas grave y fleto. Nos ven mal por ladrones wn, ser pipazero es un honor. Ella la madura en 4chan
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>>711058277
Are you the texas bro that used to post bingo in /sp/ f1?
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>>711062519
>es ilegal
kek, nobody cares
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Qué estai fumando?
De dónde la sacaste?
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Why is chile so long and narrow?
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>>711062789

I dont think so
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VIVA EL PERU CARAJO!!
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>>711062867
Nice try PDI
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>>711062830
>fifi
>nati
>francisca
>yeimi

kek <- This one
kek
kek
kek
kek
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>>711058277
yo soy chileno y también estoy volao!
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Aprovecho de preguntar si alguien sabe si en chile hay casillas de correo como en eeuu. Para pegarse su alphabay

>>711062867
>porrito
>de un wn en la alameda
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>>711063014
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pene
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>>711063045
Estare viejo porque no conocia las ultimas 2
suelta los zelda
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alguno de chiloe ?
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>>711061262
>>711061704
fatfucks
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>>711058277
Ganó Trump culiao, que cepa es la yerba?
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>>711063124
Siempre quise saber qué era exactamente el porro. Yo ni ahí con andar fumando weas que no sean 100% yerba.
Also, es bkn cuando te venden wnes random en la calle. Una vez le compré por 5 lucas un cogollito a un wn en un paradero en Vicuña Mackenna y salió la raja.
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Viña por acá conchetumareeeee!!!
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>>711063257
>videos x
>prefix = "wena"
>enjoy
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Does it bother you that your country is just a bed of semi active volcanoes essentially a super volcano that can just explode at any time
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>>711063285
Yo no, pero mochileo para alla en el verano
Es piola para acampar?
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>>711061002
Viña is comfy as fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBqWBmKzeNc

Saquense unos temitas
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>>711062611
how's the ppl there?
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>>711058277
Fav mate?
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>>711058277
Sumario por aweoano
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Santiago hrmno
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Do Chileans give a fuck that their highpoint is when Allende was removed from power?
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>>711061002
viña = mijitas ricas
nice place for voyeurism in summer, let me tell you that.
yes! I'm sick af :D
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>>711063422
Pasta de zapato, Parafina, Plastico quemado, etc

>Igual me los fumo.
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>>711063668
Chilean society is pretty much still traumatized because of the 70's to 90's period, and most of the media and commie political parties use that as a way to manipulate people and maintain power or statal financiment.
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>>711063668
Yes.
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>>711058277
i will pay you 4 US dollars a day to go to work for me and do my job for me

if you do well i will pay you up to $5 dollars per horu
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>>711063678
underage
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>>711063467
La raja, mientras no llueva... Pero los paisajes son increíbles. Y la gente suele ser mas amable.
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>>711063648
>UDLA.jpg
>fcfm
>mfw
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>>711063014
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>>711064070
La UDLA es mejor que la FCFM
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>>711063467
El clima mas inestable que he visto en mi vida
En un día te llueve, te solea, te corre una tormenta de viento, te nieva, te truena perfectamente y es normal. Pero es hermoso a cagar.
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>>711058594
shoribreads
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>>711063648

R
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>>711064191
what wea
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>>711063648
stinky geologo detected
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>>711064191
Siempre he pensado que la PDI es una mierda para detectar CP, nada comparado con FBI, KGB, Gestapo, etc
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Algun weon aca juega TTF2 en PC?
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por qué crees que los Santiaguinos tienen esa mierda de comida cuando en el sur la comida es God Tier?
por qué los Santiaguinos son tan rancios?
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>>711064011
>>711064210
Ya pero en pleno enero igual llueve?
Que mi definicion de acampar es una carpa qla toda rota
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>>711058594
>favorite chilean food to eat when stoned? CHILEAN FOOD IS SHIT
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>>711063502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol87N0nxfVs

Tom Araya, best chilean musician!
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>>711058277
benja ql se que eri vo anda a acostarte
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Cabros, tienen algun video weno pa pajearse? Aprovechando antes de que baje la vola
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>>711065547
>best chilean musician!
Nigga pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcNZcemjtAk
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>be OP
>ser weon
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Anda a acostarte weon
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>>711058277
Why is is called chile if its hot there
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>>711065944
>be OP
>be zaricon mamudio
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>>711058277
benja culiao
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>>711058277
How many weas do you have?
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Is it legal there?
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>>711065941
wtf ur infected shit, nigga?
Nope nope nope!!
Sterilize with this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT9py35bFmM
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>>711066223
no tiene pack la qla?
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oye culiao tienes Telegram?
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>>711058277
my chinchilla is a babe magnet. are they a normal sight where you are
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>>711066676
Nope.
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what do you call those pastries that are coated solid in powdered sugar with dulce de leche
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Got a couch I can crash on?
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Hermano q wea
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>>711063648
Te apuesto a que eres industrivial, aweonao
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>>711058277
Is Alexis Sanchez too good to be playing for Arsenal?
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>>711063668
Allende was such an idiot.
The only good thing about him is that he paved the way to Pinochet (and from there, Reagan and Thatcher).
Sorry for the facho pobre, but you know he's the only reason Chile isn't a shithole compared to it's neighboring countries.
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>>711067089
>>711058277

por favor anon. tengo autismo. digame
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>>711067089
>>711058277
por favor anons. tengo autismo. digame
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dan vergüenza...
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>>711067462
Dulces de la legua?
I hope you don't mean those because they are shit
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>>711058594
ramitas de queso, algo típico
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>>711067894
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>>711064675
jajajaja nice try rati. Quizas sean pencas, pero igual detectan y detienen pedofags.
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>>711068411
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another chilean here stoneed as fuck watching the american election go Trump
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>>711068411
tiene buenas tetas la qlia.
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Malvinas Argentinas x 100pre
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>>711068916
porn when?
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I have feedback over marginally vice I birthday this notched managing his father again?
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>>711066223
Cuando el pack de esta wna ensartada en el medio pico o por ultimo mostrando el choro o las tetas
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>>711058643
that is so old mate
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>>711058277
how's it like being stoned in Chilea?
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>>711069445
Y para que esta el nido? vayanse para alla wn
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Choroy, anda a dormir wn
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>>711059882
normal nomas la chorrillana, no se compara con un buen churrasco palta, osea tiene palta, igual esa es mi opinion
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gringo visiting santiago soon. where should i go for sluts and weed
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>>711061262
chancho qleao
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>>711058277
Do you like Mexicans?
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>>711069713
Passapoga
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>>711058594
cualquier wea con palta
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>>711069672
>nido

pense que habian cerrado ese antro.
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>>711058277
Buena, concha tu madre. Saludos
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>>711061307
2 actually
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>>711070285
>9
No se, pero es/era un lugar simiesco como para la mayoría de los que están escribiendo aqui
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>>711070947
El nido se fue lentamente a la mierda luego de que sacaron la regla 1, ahora es un agujero de mierda lleno de pendejos de eden y refugiados de tumblr
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You recommend visiting the journal in Villa del Mar?
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>>711071580
Ah nunca lo conoci mucho antes de todos modos, me meti hace poco y cada vez que leia era pura bazofia y basuras autistas, por eso fue como una sorpresa non-grata leer alguna de las cosas que postearon aca
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>>711072139
El nido durante mucho tiempo (6chan y un poco despues) fue un monton de refugiados de 4chan, luego de un tiempo (en la epoca de choroy pride) el sitio desarrollo identidad propia, pero en un aniversario el admin del nido decidio remover la regla 1 (no comportarse como simio) y todo se fue a la mierda, el daño fue irreparable y todo termino en lo que es ahora.
Los pocos oldfags que aun lo frecuentamos es mas que nada por la nostalgia, porque en /b/ con suerte hay 1 hilo bueno entre las 7 paginas.
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