Femanom here. I have a question for you all.
My bf just wants to do anal. Is that normal?
>>711057539
>Femanom here
Sure
>>711057539
TITS OR GTFO
>>711057539
You mean only? Then yeah kinda, he probably just has a strong anal fetish. You shouldn't be taking it up the ass every day anyway, it's not good for your bowels unless you wanna be wearing diapers in your 40s.
>>711057539
If that is your ass.... Then yes.
it isn't weird for him to enjoy/want it but don't limit yourself to it
Dunno.. but Unzipping now
>>711057539
Gonna have to see your vagoo and ass hole to see if we can get to the bottom of this
If Hillary gets ellected it will be normal.
>>711057539
yeah
>>711057539
My wife an I almost always do anal.
Its better, she enjoys it more
She says at first it took awhile to enjoy, its an aquired taste like coffee.
She said once she got used to it and was able to relax her asshole and not clench the entire time, she has screaming ass orgasms.
We tend to fuck anally while she plays with herself with a vibrator, says she gets multiple orgasms this way.
I've never ever pulled out to a shitty dick before too but yeah def have to clean it afterwards tho.
funny, my gf likes anal more than i do. i'm not apposed to it, it just doesn't occur to me as the first place to put my benis.
>>711057711
This isn't true. In fact, a buttfuck a day keeps the doctor away.
>>711057539
Could just be that he is afraid of knocking you up and doesn't want to wear a rubber or pull out. You on the pill?
>>711057539
first we need to check these asshole pics, show pics then we can deliver our answer
>>711057539
I prefer cum filling the puss over ass. Because riding bareback in the ass rises the chance of infection.
Yes, extremely normal... Give your booty hole up.
>>711058009
Who cares, faggot?
>>711057539
Yes
>>711057539
>tfw your pussy is too blown out for him to enjoy
>>711057539
The ass is designed to be an exit.
....so, no...no, it's not normal.
>>711057539
Most dudes want anal, but i think its a stupid fetish
>>711057539
Not at all. He shouldn't be "wanting" for you to do your fucking job and satisfy him and his needs. He should be getting it, just like Jesus intended.
>>711057934
if you start to lie, you will die :) .
Yes. Start with a small strap on and lots of lube. He will love it
>>711057539
A whore just call me a fag once time, but I love fuck pussy... I love that smell and everything about that pissed meat.
With me, I'll only fuck your ass if you desired. For me, your pussy (and your mouth in my dick everyday, even while driving), it's all I need.
>>711057898
Only men have orgasms from buttfuck, she dont like it and tells you this just to "be nice"
Protip: OP has not replied once
>>711058472
Underrated post
>>711058517
Straight men?
>>711057898
>its an aquired taste like coffee.
Stfu
I want to and my GF doesn't
>>711058513
where the fuck are you from
>>711058936
It's not a crime to force her and do against her will, you know.
>>711058710
A guy taking an 8inch dick in his arse can feel pleasure and cum, because it forces him to cum, it stimulates the prostrate; now woman dont have this shit, they dont naturally have orgasms from anal, only psychological stuff plus her masturbation
>>711057539
id say so based on pretty much everybody i grew up around, and yes it has been discussed
>>711057539
I would prefer to just fuck my wife's ass too.
>>711057539
Men who like anal are closet faggots. Anyone who would choose a dry, shit-encrusted anus over a warm, wet pussy could only be a fag.
Don't let him tell you otherwise.
>>711058998
BR HUE, and u?
>>711059421
Bait.
>>711059421
>sole purpose of procreation
>>711059421
so i guess like 80% of the male population are gay
Dat ass is fake. Ik it's a blow up doll you putty put put your fat dick into.
>>711057539
your pussy must be hella loose
>>711057539
You're a man, aren't you?
That may be the reason
>>711059620
Another homosexual in denial detected.
>>711059681
Procreation is irrelevant. Do you stick your dick in other things which smell like shit?
>>711059707
Um, no.
http://nymag.com/nightlife/mating/25988/
More like 20-30%, including a lot of men in denial.
-ish
an anal fetish is completely okay.
ONLY anal is not.
>>711057539
Idk, its more a thing of tastes. Btw, don't leave him doing it dry, you need some preparation or it's going to hurt, like really bad...
>>711057539
he's probably from Iraq
>>711057539
Anal = Deviant.
Deviant = Jew.
Your boyfriend is a Jew faggot.
Yes!
He's smart, doesn't want to risk getting you pregnant cause he knows your not the one and doesn't want to get stuck having a kid with you, that or your vaginas is so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
>>711057539
I fucked my ex only in the ass for like a year and so.
We had a really, really good time. she cummed like crazy. vag was ok, but anal so much better
>>711059152
>being this retarded
Women can get their g-spot stimulated through the rectal walls plus the anus is filled with nerve endings. Women can definitely cum from anal. I'm sure you didn't know that considering you have only fingered your own rancid asshole in your mother's basement.
>>711060007
>The survey, released last year, showed that 38.2 percent of men
and if you read that NONE of the people in denial so you didn't even read the article you linked yourself hahaha. it also states that it increases every single year. the numbers YOU quotes are from "Compare that with the CDC’s 1992 National Health and Social Life survey" from a older age group. you actually linked an article that disproved your own point
>>711057737
Kek
>>711057539
Certainly. Now go put his dong dong in your fart box and let him fill you with his hot cream.
>>711057898
My partner is like this too.
Ive got a pretty strong fetish for ass fucking and I convinced her to start trying it.
At first she didnt enjoy it much but after a while and she got used to my size she can take me almost straight away and she really really likes it. Says its more intense than regular sex and she has multiple orgasms when I fuck her ass.
Shits cash.
Also to all you guys saying shitty dick. Learn how to enema. You obviously get her to clean first, you dont just stuff your cock into a shit filled ass, god damn.
>>711057539
anal feels better, so it is understandable
all the "homo" screams here it's only if he demanded you to cut your hair short, work out big muscles and shove something in his ass
This is me fucking my gf ass
>>711061253
Is she a vampire?
>>711057539
You have become a condemned sodomite.
>>711061452
that's a corpse tho...
>>711061475
You do realize sodomy also includes oral right? The vast majority are sodomites.
>>711057539
Hey bro i just tried yesterday with my gf, she really liked it. And for th equestion, yes it's normal, just be sure she is free of AIDS and that she take a shower before doing it. Good luck b/ro
>>711061452
Close to it ...always sucking me dry
>>711057539
I mean have you let him do it? cause i had a girl that i kind of pestered about it but once she let me i prity much let it go.
>>711061770
Yes I do know that, and I am concerned why you know it. You are condemned.
>>711057539
NO, HE'S A MONSTER!
also, here's some delicious butthole
>>711057539
yes you fucking moron.
> Fucking google first
> on /b/ to see if something is normal
Get the fuck out whore.
>>711058517
the penis hits the back of the vagina/womb causing an orgasm
>>711061829
>gf
more like bf
>>711061935
Happily so, sodomy is fukken great.
>>711062032
Ok...
>>711058153
Guess I'll only do it missionary with clothes on for the purpose of procreation from now on, in that case
i would love to anal more, but my gf is much smaller than me, my dick is just fucking LARGE and to top it off she absolutely hates it.
we've been together 5 and a half years, we did it 3 times in the first year and then never again. she also doesnt give blowjobs, maybe like 10 or 20 in a year... a good year.
i can fuck her a lot though, so thats that.
but yeah, just do it once and then tell him you dont like it and that it hurts plus its disgusting.
>>711062345
Someone is salty they can't do anal. It's only disgusting if your gf is disgusting.
>>711058513
Alright Achmed, settle down
>>711057539
He's seen porn and he's curious. You'd have to get me drunk and blasted to even think anal is the way to go. Your boyfriend is clearly a Mongoloid and you should think you can do better. Surprise him with anal; his ass. Then dump him.
>>711062345
you and your girlfriend are shit
Ya he's just gay
>>711062638
Wow, i hope he's cheating on you right now you frigid bitch.
>>711062638
with that mindset there's definitely a mongoloid in the relationship, but it's not the boyfriend
>>711058517
virgin detected
>>711062896
>>711058517
You're an idiot
>>711062510
my gf isnt disgusting, and i didnt say its disgusting. i just advised OP to tell that to her bf, because in an argument with a women, feelings become facts.
yeah... naah, im not that salty. sure, it'd be fun once in a while, but all that preparation just for a fuck. clean it out with an enema and stuff, tons of lube, risking a shit dick because hey, thats what happens sometimes even if you're thorough.
i'd much rather have a self-lubricating vagina that needs 20 seconds of easing your way in, not 20 minutes.
but hey. thats just my opinion, man.
>>711062638
on the off chance this is not a trolling fat neck beard...
i hope you die lonely and forgotten you frigid bitch
>>711062638
>>711061253
you mean bf, you dumb nigger
>>711063244
tl;dr
your still salty
>>711057934
It really isn't bad as long as care is taken. Yes, you can tear your ass, but overall your anal sphincter isn't like a rubber band that will break after so many stretches.
If that was the case, the majority of people would be shitting themselves regularly, and again, that isn't the case.
>>711063369
did you get assfucked twice already this week or why do you feel the need to brag / try and fail to troll me?
>>711063244
Oh I understand it's more work but it's tighter, you can cum inside with no risk of pregnancy(as long as your gf is safe about it), and the taboo makes it hotter. Is it everyone's cup of tea? Fuck no, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try it out.
>>711063366
Faggot see>>711062234
>>711057539
Yeah, anal sex is fairly normal.
It's got a steeper learning curve & some prep work that vaginal sex doesn't have.
Also don't be discouraged if it doesn't work out well the first time.
It takes muscle control you wouldn't have without practice.
You have to be 100% relaxed & reasonably warmed up to do it without any pain. If you tense up & squeeze it will hurt.
Also lube is key. Like really fucking key.
>>711057539
where else is there
pussy is for faggots
>>711063543
pretty sure the troll was successful from your reaction
>>711063532
but anon, if you overdo it you actually do suffer from consequences.
extreme anal porn actresses mostly wear diapers because their asses are just ruined
>>711063925
>extreme anal porn actors
Good thing no one here has been saying you should shove your fist in her asshole or jackhammer her asshole.
>>711063925
cite 10 anal porn actresses that require diapers with proper evidence. out of the hundreds of women that do anal in porn regularly im sure you can find at least 10 if its that common.
go ahead, ill wait
>>711063925
>extreme anal porn actresses
that's the key in this sentence. if you show a baseball bat up your ass each day ... yeah you may have problems. this isn't exactly the average experience
>>711063864
if that is what trolling means to you, i feel sad for you.
>>711063925
Yeah but we are talking hardcore prolapse on command type action here, for a career no less.
Average people don't beat themselves up half as bad as working pornstars.
>>711060007
>Muh statistic
Why do people not get that surveys are just surveys? And that anyone can lie? And that a small amount of people can be surveyed in one area?
>>711064163
you really think they are gonna throw that information onto their official web pages when literally their existance depends on them being able to take dick?
>>711064202
>spongebob reaction image
oh your autistic! im so sorry....
>>711057539
Don't worry honey:
it only hurts the first dozen times or so...
>>711064280
not to mention as >>711060628
said he even quoted the outdated info of the survey in 1992 so not only are surveys inaccurate he quoted the wrong numbers in said survey
>>711064354
Not the same anon but spongebob is a recurring meme. Have you never been on the internet?
>>711063622
meh... there is a large enough margin between the size of my dick and the tightness of her pussy for me to be satisfied, shes on permanent birth control so i can cum inside all i want, and if i want taboo ill fuck her on her period.
we tried, it was not very good, i can live without it.
>>711057539
No. If he wants you to eat his cum from another girl's pussy, that's normal.
>>711064434
If it keeps hurting one of you is fucking up.
>>711057539
Yes
>>711064327
im sure if its as common as you seem to think it is then the evidence would exist
>>711064327
Nice avoidance of the argument that extreme anal actors don't take the same punishment to their anuses as a normal person would.
>10/10 faggotry
>>711058513
>I love that smell and everything about that pissed meat.
>pissed meat
fuck i died, wtf even is that
>>711058366
>stupid fetish
Kek
>>711064518
better question is: have YOU been on the internet.
its swarming with the socially retarded autistics. the fact that spongebob reaction images are so common would be a supporting factor to this.
>>711058513
>and your mouth in my dick everyday, even while driving
>your mouth in my dick everyday
>mouth in my dick
>in my dick
wait, what
>>711057539
no
hes starting the steps toward faggotry
you should dump him now before he leaves you for a man
>>711064354
>from mindless insults to
>lol i trolled you to
>you autist!
shitposting at its finest.
>>711061253
nigger detected.
back to the fields faggot.
>>711057539
yes
as long as you dont make a big deal out of it
he'll do it once or twice and go back to vag
butts are gross
>>711057539
Absolutely. I could go with anal and head only with the rare occasion of some vag.
>>711064327
so... you say that it's a FACT that many actresses wear diapers but you say there is NO evidence because the industry doesn't want their to be evidence, then without that evidence how can you state your argument as fact ? just post the data that convinced you. unless there was no data because you're just making stuff up
>>711064718
Pajeet got to the village computer again.
>>711064848
im sorry, i just have an age old folder with reaction images i saved when i was drunk.
maybe you shouldnt jump to conclusions, and just as a tip:
no one cares about your private feud against "all these fucking socially retarded autistics"
i bet you dont even fucking know what autism is.
come on, im here all night and ready to derail this trainwreck of a thread, at least until trumps president.
>>711057539
Yes.
While it isn't for everyone, it has the following appeal:
1) You can fuck without a condom and not get preggers
2) Erotic due to 'taboo' nature
3) Tighter feel
4) Can yield powerful orgasms from the extra stimulation (in both sexes).
Take it slow and warm up to it with smaller items like fingers and beads, and you will find it is a handy spice to your sex life.
Also, just because a guy likes anal doesn't make him gay. Fucking guys does, and he wouldn't be with you if that was the case.
>>711065104
hahaha you win im dying from your comment now hahahah
>>711058153
Humans are not "designed" you moralist faggot, your asshole is for me to fist rape.
ass or pass
tits or gtfo
>>711065060
i made those things up.
>>711058153
So i can't store my spare change in there?
>>711064547
I love how your starting post was I loved anal but my gf can't handle my dick to anal was boring. Also shoving your dick in a bloody vagina is apparently ok.
>inb4 but poopdick
it's not like half this thread has been talking about cleaning before the deed
>>711064547
I love how your starting post was I loved anal but my gf can't handle my dick changed to anal was boring. Also shoving your dick in a bloody vagina is apparently ok.
>inb4 but poopdick
it's not like half this thread has been talking about cleaning before the deed
>>711063925
What if you also have a diaper fetish?
>>711057539
Tits or GTFO
>>711065536
yeah, the fucking was the good thing. the prep was what turned both of us off. a good hour of cleaning, making sure, then lubing up, then endless shoving and easing in because, as i said, im massive compared to her tiny unused pooper, and then 10 minutes of awkward sex that felt amazing to me and like taking a shit for her.
i have better things to do with my sex life than try and argue with her about sticking it in the poopdeck.
and yes, blood is ok, because its not shit. blood=/=shit.
is shit running through your veins?
>>711065760
Then i hope you burn in hell.
Question: When you're dating someone, do they expect you to be sex ready 24/7? I mean I'm looking at OP's photo and wondering how the fuck her ass can look so clean and ready when it looks like it was taken at night after a long day. Do I have to do an enema every day? What if my boyfriend wants to fuck me anally but I haven't had an enema? Will he think I'm gross?
>>711061253
wow nice wider shot? gonna cum in there?
>>711062234
K-Katie...?
>>711065948
that being said, if i had a readied, horny butt to fuck whenever i wanted, that would be different, but you see, both of us work a lot, we see each other not so often anymore now, and id rather just fuck her classic style than waste my time getting her used to anal. not worth the waste of time.
>>711065948
>called the inb4
Well all I've gotten from you is you don't want to admit your salty that your gf won't let you do anal so your trying to take it out on someone else who's interested.
yes
>>711065175
>Also, just because a guy likes anal doesn't make him gay. Fucking guys does, and he wouldn't be with you if that was the case.
1. Fucking males doesn't make people gay. Being sexually attracted to males does, and he could still be with her anyway.
Someone clearly hasn't seen For Colored Girls (2010).
>>711065998
>not using this image
are you even trying
>>711066012
if your boyfriend wants to take your ass after a long day and cant handle the bricks on his dick, hes a cunt, a fucking idiot and an unrealistic mongoloid. if he complains, just tell him: well thats where i shit from, you fucking retard and dump his retarded ass right then and there.
>>711057898
this. anal was something my wife wanted to try, and i was... skeptical.
after we found the right lube, things went smoother and she has harder orgasms. the lube was "wet platinum" btw
>>711066356
>>If he kisses you during you're both faggots. Otherwise it's all good.
George Washington
>>711066356
1. Being sexually attracted to males doesn't make people gay, being romantically attracted to males does.
>>711066022
Yes I do often
>>711066151
Close but no
>>711057539
Just make sure you clean yourself up beforehand. Weenies don't like poopies on their head.
>>711057539
Just make sure you clean yourself up beforehand. Weenies don't like poopies on their head.
>>711066315
you dense ?
maybe you can focus on the 6 or 7 reasons i've already brought up to take into consideration.
also, its not exactly that easy. its not like she coud easily provide anal and just decided not to. we tried once, in complete slowmotion with extra lube, and she still ripped up and started bleeding. my dick + her asshole = physically not recommended
if you can do anal, well then power to you, his ass is your oyster, congratulations, go buy some new irrigators
>>711066445
Okay good, because enemas apparently aren't good for you and I hear about people fucking all the time, non stop, and just wonder how the fuck they keep themselves clean down there. I mean, I shower every day, scrub everywhere until my skin is red and inflamed, but you get what I mean, right?
I guess I was right in dumping my ex boyfriend. We did anal a few times and the last time was at like 3 in the morning and he screamed at me and called me a whore, slut, etc. because my anus didn't smell like flowers and there was shit on his dick, even though he didn't give me any time to prepare at all.
>>711066836
yeah you don't wanna pee out a poo worm
=>>711064983
loooooooooooooooooooooooololololol
I luld hard at back to the fields
>>711057539
https://youtu.be/qhx14ijzupM
>>711066744
>Assuming gay differs from the terms homo- and bi-sexual.
>>711067095
first off, enemas are not bad for you, unless you literally do them everyday. cleans out the body.
secondly, the problem is, you >hear about people fucking. they're just bragging cunts, either that or you're surrounded by freaks. i dont even know anyone that talks about anal sex in their everyday life.
third, your cleaning habits sound a little over the top. youll get flaky and your skin will go to shit.
last off, your ex sounds like a retard and a wimp. wants to sail the brown sea but not wanna get dirty. what a faggot.
people are deluded from watching too much porn. should be happy to get ass at all.
you sound like a proper fuckslut though. congrats.
>>711067095
You're ex sounds like a real piece of shit.
The way i always saw it was it's always a risk that you might get a messy dick, the possibility it kind of comes with the act.
>>711062638
You're going to be that woman in her 50s settling for some poor sob and driving him to drink and an early grave no doubt.
