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She ended up dying last night. Trips decide what I do with her

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She ended up dying last night.

Trips decide what I do with her body.

I will post results.

I can also proove she is dead if anyone wants.
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>>711054606
Thanks op I was happy that trump was winning now I'm sad. Anyway I say Viking funeral.
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>>711054909
You mean try to kick a field goal with her and have it go wide left?
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>>711054909
I am sad too I adopted her because I was lonely.
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bury her?
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>>711054909
Ketteh on boat, flaming arrow...post video tomorrow

DON'T FUCK THIS UP OP!
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Howd she die?
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Have her taxidermied so she can stay with you forever
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>>711054606
I'm sorry for your loss OP.
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Viking funeral
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How the hell did it die op? You fucked it to death?
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Bury her. Give her the send-off she deserves.

Invite neighbours out to watch, get eulogies and shit in the papers.
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Jeez, I'm no cat lover but you are one cold son of a bitch.
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burn her, then go to a tatoo store and ask to mix the ashes with the ink and get her name written on you
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blender?
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blender
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Sorry for loss OP
Try to do it viking way, boat, lake and burn it down, honorific way
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something respectful god damn it.
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blender.
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She looks like still a kitten. What happened?

Also going with you giving her a viking funeral.
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Put her in a shoe box and dig a hole and put her in it.
No need to destroy the body of something that you got to keep you company.
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>>711055558
omg 1 off
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Bury her in a box in your backyard with a flower on her. Love and cherish her memory.
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>>711054606
sorry, bro. lost both of these within 2 weeks of each other in Sept.
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Bury her in a nice box. Think of her fondly.
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sorry for your loss op. maybe a proper burial
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Sharpie in pooper
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Bury respektfullt.
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I too go with viking funeral
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>>711055558
rolling. viking funeral is one of the most honorable
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>>711054606
Viking funeral, or put up a cairn in it's memory
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>>711054606
Viking burial
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Small burial in your back yard. Mark the gravesite with a small stone.
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Bury nicely in garden.
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Rolling for viking funeral.
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>>711054606
Did you fucking lay on it and suffocate it in your sleep? You fucking ham
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>>711054606
fuck in ass
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>>711054606
Burial. Then stab yourself in the thigh
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>>711054606
VIKING FUNERAL
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Dinner
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>>711055558
This
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>>711055555
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>>711054606
Rolling for Viking burial.. Let him go out like a true baby kitty king
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Viking funeral
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viking funeral
>>711056333
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fuck op, i did not need this today
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roll4 Viking funeral ):
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Viking funeral
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Tightly wrap in a garbage bag and place in a shoebox. Duct tape shoebox shut. Bury in a 3 ft deep hole in your backyard. Mark with a stone.
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Definitely Viking funeral
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>>711055983
THis
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Viking funeral, fgt
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Why do you need trips? If you loved her, you'd bury her. And I say bury because most people aren't willing to shell out money for anything more than that.


Seriously, OP. Don't be a faggot.
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>>711054606
bury in a box
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Viking funeral
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Viking funeral
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Bring her to the polling station and vote for Trump.
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Cremate the cat and keep its ashes as a momento to her memory. Simple and sweet.
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viking
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Put her in neighbors car
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>>711055558
this
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>>711055558
You realize that 13 warrior shit is fake right? They just buried their dead with their shit mostly. Do you have any idea how do damn hard it is to make a boat with hand tools? YOU THINK THEY ARE JUST GOING TO BURN THAT SHIT! DO YOU?! DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!? OOOOOO GOD YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH! !!! Jk but seriously it's to much work to just light on fire like that bro. Or did you mean a regular funeral pyre? Pyer? Pire? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL THAT GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING WORD!
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Viking funeral
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>>711056205
No bury it directly in the ground

let it be at piece with the universe
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>>711054606
Send her to VALHALLA op
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viking funeral is the only acceptable funeral.
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>>711054606
cut her tail then stuff it in its mouth
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>>711056332
>>711056334
Damn it
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Neighbours doorstep, and firework in pooper
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Give her a viking burial
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bury her properly shes just a baby!
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in the bin
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blender
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>>711056332
>>711056334
:(
re for viking funeral
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>>711055440
I didn't feed her.
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viking funeral
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Cut its tail and put it in its mouth
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Pay for an individual creamation, put in urn and keep somewhere in your house that you're in a lot.
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why must we treat this beautiful creatures death like a gamble please do viking
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>>711054606

Fuck the corpse and then throw in trash
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>>711055558
Fucking roll
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>>711054606
Taxidermy.
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>>711056516
In that case, I vote viking, but throw yourself on the pyre.
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>>711056516
if this is true, you should get on the boat before setting it on fire so you can burn along with it.
VIKING FUNERAL
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>>711054606
turn the cat into a drone
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I call bullshit
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>>711054606
Burial with love
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>>711054606
>>711055220
CREMATE THE BEAUTIFUL CREATURE AND CHERISH IT'S MEMORY, HOWEVER BRIEF IT MAY BE
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OP Has abandoned us.
TROLL THREAD!
ABORT!
ABORT!
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Viking.
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>>711056634
Roll
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>>711056373
dude are you autistic or something? Calm the fuck down
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>>711055558
the cat would have wanted this
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Turn cat into RC Car
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>>711056543
Tbh if you died and we could we would do this to you as well.
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>>711054606
bury it like a decent human and leave it alone
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>>711056666
Mega satan
Checked ser
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Viking funeral
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>>711054606
Turn cat into RC Car
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>>711056666
quads have spoken
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>>711056662
fucking really
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>>711056666
welp
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chop the leg off and stick it onto ur ass
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Send her to Valhalla the Viking way
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>>711056634
rolling
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>>711056666
EVIL JUSTICE
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>>711056666
Checkd

Hello darkness my old friend..
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Bury her in the ground properly. Faggots like you who have to prey on a tiny kitten to feel strong. Kill yourself.
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>>711056666
not as good as viking funeral, but fair enough
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>>711056691
Lol wtf are you talking about? Why would you say that? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO ME!?!?!?! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!?! ALSO HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT GOD DANN WORD!?
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>>711056666
Winrar
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Rest in peace little cat
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>>711056666
Chekd
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>>711056666
Quads counts, right?
>WINRAR
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>>711054606
Fuck you OP, I dont want to see your cat dead, im leaving 4chan until this thread is gone.
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>>711056666
Quads wins
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>>711056516
why?, are you mentally challenged?
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Bury her with any favorite toy she might've had, some treats and a nice pillow.
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>>711056666
satanic quads have spoken
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>>711054606
Stuff cat with C4
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>>711056666
pack it up we're done
its nice its an actual burial and not some dumb shit
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>>711055220
Did she really die because you didn't feed her?
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on boat, flaming arrow.
She's glorious and deserves a glorious funeral.
I'm really, truly sorry, OP.
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viking funeral
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>>711054606
She's just a kitten, what did you do to her?
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>>711057084
roll
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Stuff it.
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>>711054606
bury cat and plant tree seeds
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>>711056666
holy shit i never rolled quads before, much less satan quads. this is a big moment for me guys, hope you get another kitty cat soon OP and treat it right
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Pay for an individual creamation, put in urn and keep somewhere in your house that you're in a lot.
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>>711054606
flush cat down the toilet
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rip kitteh love ya
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Bury the sweet Kitty
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>>711056863
Pyre?
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>>711054606
Been off of /b/ for a while so I missed it, what happened to her?
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>>711054606
Sorry I need proof that cat is actually dead, the rigor mortis should've settled in if that cat has been dead since last night
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>>711057429
Thanks :D
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>>711056516
Then kill yourself and join her in the afterlife, you dumbass faggot.
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>>711056666
Now what?
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>>711054606
Sorry for your loss OP.
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Burn it you faggot (and send picture)
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Viking funeral...rest in peace kitty :(
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>lel-chan
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>>711057864
what in the everloving fuck do you mean now what? fucking burn it and mix its ashes into a smoothie
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>>711057864
the fucking cat is just sleeping, KYS
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>>711057612
I live in Australia and I found her like this morning. it's only been about 6 hours.
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>>711057864
If dead that cat should be stiff as a board after a few hours
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>>711057864
we want to see the flaming kitten
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>>711057864
So you have a fireplace? Put your cat and some tinder in there and wait until it smolders, then take the ashes and put them into a commemorative vase.
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pic op of viking funeral
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>>711058086
Still small animals as such usually only take an hour or two for them to go all stiff n shit
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Bring it back to life
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stupid people, the cat isnt dead and now op will burn him alive.
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She's still floppy.
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>>711054606
Give her a burial OP. It's what she would want. It took me a while to cope with the death of my pet.
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>>711058322
Rip Catto
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>>711057864
get that FUCKING match away from that PERFETLY HELATHY LIVE KITTEH U FAGGOTE
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>>711058322
Take the fucking vet, you can have her cremated properly there
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put her in a shoebox and burn the box
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>>711057864
Pick up a newspaper and us it to burn the fucker
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>>711058322
Just bury her and give her proper treatment OP
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Build a massive sling shot shit in a trash bag for 2 days put kat in shit bag and launch it across your neighborhood then try to find where or who it hit
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>>711058555
CHECKED
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>>711058322
shes not dead, her body would be stiff.
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>>711058487
Froggci delucci canvari komplexa
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>>711058666
nice set of satan trips
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>>711058666
satan trips
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>>711058322
just bury the damn thing already
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>>711058322
nice cat and put pencil in pooper for proof shes dead
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>>711058666
checked
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>>711058091
if it died yesterday, rigor should have broken
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>>711055884
Sorry /b/rother , that's harsh I hope you got support around you
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>>711058430
you're a goose
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>>711058666
checked satan trips
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>>711054606

cook it and eat it...
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>>711057864
Now let it sleep peacefully you edgy retard
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>>711057864
that would put your house on fire dude
cat hair is burning like gas
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>>711055189
Haha I get that reference #gohawks
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take her and put her gently in a shoebox then cover it in kerosine and set it on fire with this in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EVtn6wVCLI

...give it one last salute to the afterlife
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that kitten is most likely alive. Leave it alone and stop begging for attention
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>>711058322
I don't think she's dead
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>>711058322
FUCKING BURN HER YOU FAGGOT AND SEND US PIC OF HER BURNED BODY
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>>711054606
get some helium balloons and play flight of the Valkyrie OP you know what to do next
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>>711059846
Space Program
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>>711059229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
I vote for this one instead.
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>>711059007
True but if OP is from Australia and the cat died literally hours ago it should still be stiff
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>>711056104
roll
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>>711054606
Please, respectfully take it your local humane society and have them take care of it. Poor kitten. RIP.
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>>711054606
Cremate, spread ashes somewhere important
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post em faggots
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>>711055558
This OP
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Grab one of its legs and smash it against your wall as hard as you can, 7 times, then throw it in the road and leave it.
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Give him an honorable burial
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>>711054606
send her off attached to balloons
post vid
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Send here down the Ohio with this playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGI1dW4_L7o
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>>711054606
MAKE IT A ROCKET FUNERAL
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>>711060841
ROCKET FUNERAL FOR THE WIN
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>>711058487
Fucking faggot it's a fucking cat.
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>>711060182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNBfWep2J0w
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>Fill it with helium
>Close all the holes so the gas wont come out. >Take her outside and let her fly
>(pray she falls on someone)

Roll
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Eat it
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>>711054606
Bury the damn cat please
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Cremate the body and snort the ashes.
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Viking funeral
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>>711062079
Rolling for this
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>>711062222
oh god here we go
GO TRUMP
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>>711054606
Fuck it and film it
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>>711056840
lost
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>>711061492
>Thinking this will actually work
The autism is big in this one
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>>711063275
with decent sealant it should, because you know skin was used for millennia to hold water, duh, fucking autist
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>mfw he said he could post proof of cat being dead and he never did
>mfw you guys believe him
rule#1, question everything you sperglords
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>>711062222
do the viking funeral if it's actually dead. don't be a heartless cunt OP
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>>711063852
Rule number 1 is Do not talk about /b/.
Faggot
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>>711056516
>I didn't feed her.
Bullshit.
Starving it was not.
Drugs anon?
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Viking funeral mah dude
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>>711064263
Rule 2 is do NOT talk about /b/
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