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Post your working equipment, others guess the profession
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Now what?
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>>711006972
Professional nigger
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>>711006775
Paramedic.

(I'm a paramedic too)
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>>711006775
I really really really want to know what this is
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pretty easy
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>>711007135
cpu under an electron microscope
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>>711007038
If nigger can be professional, then sure :D
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>>711007208
Dentist?
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>>711008424
nope
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>>711006775
is that something to pump air in lungs?
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>>711007208
Lab tech of some sort. Medical, perhaps?
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ITT good goyim
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>>711009834
i'll let that count, i'm a biologist.
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>>711006775
http://www.alphamedicalequipment.net/airtraq.html
What op claims to do yw
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>>711010089
at heights working tech or whatever
roped tec
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>>711010286
Not quite, but close.
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Paramedic. That's for shoving tubes into people.
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ez1
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>>711006775
Shoe salesman
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>>711010286
>>711010365
i think firefighters use those
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>>711010455
Nailed it.
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>>711010405
lumberjack
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>>711010405
A fucking faggot
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>>711009644
looks like something medical... maybe a surgeon ?
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>>711010581
Dish washa!
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>>711010581
Profesional crackhead
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>>711010676
Dentist was my guess
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>>711010581
carpenter
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>>711010089
Firefighter
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>>711006775
ez
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>>711010705
Correct!
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>>711010984
Unemployed
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>>711011022
honestly kek'd. I've never once used my CAD certification
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This one's pretty easy...
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>>711011022
kek
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>>711010567
Nailed it
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>>711006775
Anaesthesiologist
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>>711010676
Very close but not a surgeon.
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>>711011157

data tech
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>>711009644
Pathologist
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>>711011275
plumber?
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All hail
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>>711011157
definitely gynecologist
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whats my profession /b/
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>>711011231
so you use it to do something with (human) flesh ?
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>>711007038
>>711006972
Yeah I was gonna say farmer nigger
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>>711011275
Electrician/Carmechanic
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>>711011157
Professional masturbator. It's a training aid
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>>711011290
Not a pathologist but very close.
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>>711011157
Electrician/Carmechanic
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>>711011011
Ur numbers are satisfying
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Any guesses?
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>>711007227
I don't think u understand how an em works
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>>711011408
Professional emo
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>>711011468
Mortician?
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>>711011549
islamic terrorist
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>>711011157
You're a stripper?
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>>711011549
stupid taliban?
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>>711011549
Sand Nigger?
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>>711011549
Professional ISIS
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Guess away
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>>711006972
Shovel salesman
Shovel cleaner
Stable boy
Horse inseminator
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You'll never guess
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>>711010122
Microbiologist I guess?
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>>711011410
Yes
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Should be pretty easy
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>>
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>>711011697
is it dead at that point ?
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>>711011563
Yes...embalmer
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Anyone into lighting?
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>>711011681
nope, molecular
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>>711011549
Hmmm
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>>711011869
optician
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whats my profession /b/
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>>711011726
bearjew
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>>711011869
Optomologist
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>>711011956
Top kek
Ayy Ms President
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>>711011616
bingo, my profession is sand nigger
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>>711011673
You work at a wasteplant
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>>711011956
lel
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>>711011897
Cool
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>>711012056
Nope
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any guesses?
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>>711012090
you're a stripper
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>>711012292
thats the most pencily dick ive ever seen
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>>711012292
Profesional shit-poster
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>>711011679
at a museum ?
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>>711011796
Human skin harvester
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>>711012292
That'd be one hell of a job!
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>>711012352
you forgot "faggot"
>>711012292
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>>711011673
checking powerlines?
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I work part time. Any guesses?
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>>711012390
No, I gas jews
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>>711011696
Nobody??
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>>711012457
Nope
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>>711012483
ass-xeroxer?
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>>711011772
locksmith
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>>711012497
kek
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>>711011369
tin man?
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>>711011696
You are professional spanker
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>>711007208
professional rapist
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>>711012292
That looks painful. Sorry for what the jews did
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>>711012252
Muslim
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>>711012559
Nein
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>>711012483
are you someones bitch in an office ?
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>>711011696
Help with this one plis I want to know
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>>711012381
Some sort of doctor. CAT scan operator?
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>>711011549
yugo M70AB2...... blue collar white male as profession
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>>711012607
I'm uncut.
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>>711012646
>>711011696

Hint: Food
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>>711012657
Penis pincher
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>>711011696
Butcher or mohel
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>>711012654
Sort of right, Radiologist.
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>>711012746

Got it
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Btw, I'm not a cop.
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>>711012532
>>711012631
double kek
nope, I like to think of myself as "the youngest bartender you've ever met".
>>711012483
any more guesses?
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>>711010581
Woman
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here yuh go
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>>711012730
Cheese maker
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>>711012827
also this
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>>711012771
So butcher or mohel?
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>>711012631
correct :D
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>>711012827
Annoying faggot
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>>711012244
a banana
>>711012248
a gun man
>>711012766
audio technician
>>711012827
support line
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>>711012891
close
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>>711012861
Phone sex
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>>711012867

Butcher
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>>711011157
Network technician
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>>711011673

Field technician for cable company.
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>>711012906
close
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>>711012827
campaign fund collector?
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>>711012939
i wish
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>>711011696

Bone-dust scraper used by butchers
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>>711012827
Call center employee (Annoying faggot)
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>>711012942
Is it true i can save money by buying my meat from a real butcher not at the supermarket?
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>>711012252
Polish
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>>711009884
What do you do for a living?
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>>711011696
You must work with meat
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>>711013015
Its inbound so the callers are the annoying faggots
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>>711012974
Nope, but it has something to do with electricity
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>>711012906
not quite
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>>711011726
Triple H
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>>711012483
>>711012792
another hint
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>>711012090
>Hi-Point
You work at Burger King?
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>>711011726
MC Hammer
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>>711012827
Call center me too TWC-Spectrum
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>>711012090
Professional Payday 2 player
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>>711012090

Hi-Point

Nigger detected
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>>711013156
print shop worker
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>>711012275
professional shitter or male prostitute
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>>711011369
chimney sweep?
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>>711012244
Professional autist.
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>>711013031
No. Supermarkets make almost 0 profit from selling meat because they sell it for what they buy it for. Lunch meat and cheese are the primary sources of income in a supermarket's meat department. Private butchers will have higher expenses and are only going to have the same brands of beef, if not more expensive local beef.
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I'm spotting a problem here
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>>711013329
a telephone user
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>>711013329
Professional Mayor of Townsville.
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>>711011369
Concrete mill guy.
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>>711013203
I work for paypal. Shits tight
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>>711010405
Optometrist
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>>711010390
its called an intubator
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>>711012906
>a gun man

I mean... kind of? I also carry a radio, if that helps.
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Easy.
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>>711013465
Actually I take that back, I was thinking of Commisioner Gordon
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>>711013268
Close!
Now take that and mix in
>large corporate franchise
>over-demanding and underpaying
>have to juggle customers like a motherfucker because my store is shit and doesn't have the payroll to have multiple copy and print associates working at the same time hence "bartender"
>>
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>>711013156
>>711013268
maybe something with graphic design
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>>711013031
The only advantage is that you get shitton so you don't have to worry about buying more later
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>>711013593
professional mexican
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>>711011157
I use that same tool for installing cameras in warehouses and businesses.
Security technician?
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tip: as obvious as it seems
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>>711006775
>>
>>711013593
you steal bikes ?
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>>711013028
IT guy at fidelity
well, you certainly work with mainframes, and if you're dealing with loading data sets you're probably an IT guy and not a business guy.
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>>711013787
*shit i mean NOT as obvious
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>>711013744

Na.
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>>711011679
>giftgas
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>>711013742
see >>711013638
I wish they would let me use my photoshop certification
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>>711012132
Nasal aspirator..... must be a parent.
Or baby catcher/gyno
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>>711013816

Few bikes a day.
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>>711012090
Vigilante
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can anyone guess?
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>>711013971
NEET?
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>>711013971

NEET?
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>>711012381
Ultrasound tech
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>>711013971
Parent's-basement-dweller
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>>711011726
THOR
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>>711014041
>>711014045

Only one fuckin' seconds!
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>>711014041
>>711014045
Hivemind strikes again
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>>711011549

>No wear or tear on the gun.

You prob just a faggot by trade, a troll by nature. Either way you're a faggot.
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>>711012709
Just keep telling yourself that...
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>>711012772
Meter maid

I mean, to call them a cop would be a strech anyways.
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>>711014028
alternative construction worker
"no questions asked" amirite?
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>>711013960
Carrying a Hi-Point? That's one seriously underfunded avenger. Only thing a Hi-Point has going for it is that it as accurate as all hell. I know because that was the first gun I ever bought and my primary for years while still a poorfag. I wish it hadn't tore up on me. Had to put it down. Made me sad as hell.
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>>711014133
>>711014130

Lol, again!
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>>711013593
Unlicensed locksmith?
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>>711014203
BAN THIS DANGEROUS ASSAULT WEAPON!!!?!?!?! RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>711013593
High school principal.
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>>711012772
metermaid
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>>711013817
System Analyst for an employer benefits company, not Fido tho
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>>711014338
abortionist
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>>711012657
carpenter
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>>711014345

Wut?
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>>711014170
Nope, not a meter maid.
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>>711014189
entrepreneurial handy man. glory hole engineer
>>
A hard one for you.
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>>711006775
Take a guess.
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>>711014071
correct!

>>711013971
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Less of a profession and more of a way to get through school
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>>711014440
They use bolt cutters to cut locks off lockers. Happened to me in high school.
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>>711011275
Youtuber
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>>711014587

You're in 'murica?
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>>711014498
Jewish pianist
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>>711014580
Professional toe wrestler
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>>711014537
gangbanger
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>>711014728
Nice one.
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guess what
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>>711014748
Close
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>>711014890
a dog
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>>711011408
cock gargler?
>>
>>711014890

Vet?
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>>711014718
You didn't have lockers in high school?
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>>711011157
Its a stripper you fucking fags
>>
lol, not very hard
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>>711014580
Sperm donor
>1000ml big cums
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>>711014991

No, we don't have.
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>>711013787
nuthair remover
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>>711014897
Bus driver?
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>>711015220
phaggot
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>>711012132
>>711012709
That's not uncut
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>>711014580
you sell clean piss to people trying to pass drug tests
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>>711015192
Interesting.
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>>711010405
Wizard.
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>>711006775
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>>711011726
Miley Cyrus
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>>711015121
Youtubist
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>>711014338
Hello Dr. Deletus
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>>711015487
Coke addict
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>>711015549
Proctologist
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>>711015068
It's a fucking crimper you noob
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>>711015482

Because, no negros=no bike steals
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>>711014580
phlebotomist
>>
>>711011022
>>711010984
This hit home. I'm a 3rd year student currently using Autocad for a project. I'm glad there are no jobs for me!
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>>711006775
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>>711006972
antique farm equipment
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>>711014728
Oh, a comedian.
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>>711014141

it's a google images photo relax bud
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>>711013787
Someone stuck in middle management
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>>711012483
Copy machine technician. Goddamn things break all the time.
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>>711011157
rabbi
>>
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>>711011369
slump tester
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>>711016113
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>>711014503
Cocktailshaker
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>>711014503
bartender
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>>711016060
Nah, I'm like you. Damn thing breaks on me weekly
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>>711014503
Bartender/dicksucker
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>>711015869
you work for tek5?
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>>711015869
Dongler
>>
>>
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>>711015683
Nope
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all day
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>>711014890
Entomologist
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>>711016141
LOL nice try filename
>>
Here's a toughie.
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>>711011726
john henry
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>>711016607
Stagehand?
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>>711006972
Serial killer
>>
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Guess
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>>711016552
do you work in electronics manufacturing?
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>>711016764
Journalist
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>>711011549
Edge lord?
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>>711016733
Nope. Thats not electrical tape. It is way thinner and meant to make curves.
>>
>>711016764
Editor
>>
>>711015830
Planned Parenthood competitor?
>>
>>711015549
Piano tuner?
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tried making it as non-obvious as possible.
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>>711014897
Saw mill operator?
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>>711017071
Technically no, but close.
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>>711011157
Cow farmer?
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>>711016862
>>711016901

Definitely no, and no.
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>>711013268
Fedex kinkos
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>>711016826
do you like my little feeder? :)
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>>711012772
>btw im not a cop.

CUCK!!! JEWISHE CUCK!


METER READER PETER EATER! EVERYONE CALL THIS FAGGOT WHAT HE TRULY IS.
>>
>>711017194
Harp?
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