Tell me all your secrets /b
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Tell me all your secrets /b
i fucked your mom
I steal car radiators and recycle them for some quick cash
Addicted to brother sister porn. Mostly legit looking stuff.
>>711004519
Im not even mad, that is amazing
>>711004519
doesnt seem plausible. replaced a radiator for a friend. took hours. are you a ninja or a nigger that you can do it without getting caught?
Three weeks ago today, I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>711004423
My housemate pissed me off the whole year i lived with him so when I left I took a shit in the oven mitt, his shoes, put fibreglass in all his bedsheets, matress, pillows etc., and deleted system 32 on his PC which he always left unlocked. That'll teach him to use my shit without permission
>>711004423
i shit four times a day
>>711004527
I've mostly masturbated to incest porn the last 2 years, and of course - nobody knows.
>>711004632
No I got two guys with me. We split it.
>>711004673
Lol I would've beat you senseless.
>>711004662
15 will get you 20.
>>711004662
underage
>>711004692
wat... how?
>>711004737
kek faggot
I've been sexually grooming a 13 year old girl since she was 10. I've gotten nudes of her, seen her naked, kissed her, I've jerked off into her panties and I'm probably gonna teach her to give hand jobs tonight.
>>711004995
Keep going /b/rother proud of you, you are living the dream. How big is the gap between you tho. Dont get caught m8
>>711005323
I'm 23. Friend of the family so they trust me to babysit, I've got her convinced it's normal and that I'm in love with her so she does anything for me sexual or otherwise. My goal is to cum in her pussy on her 14th birthday.
>>711004527
Do you have a sister?
>>711004930
Correct. That's what made it exciting.
>>711004995
I hope she means more to you than just sex. Those are formidable years for her; I'd hate for you to ruin her faith in humanity via your depravity. I mean, I'm not saying you can't both care for her and have sex with her--indeed that's what I'm championing--I just hope it's not strictly the latter.
>>711005506
I bet you are her first love then. That is a fucking homerun dude. If you dont fuck it up she will be loyal to you for ever. Well have fun tonight m8.
>>711005610
Oh hell no. She's an angel, I plan on stuffing her and being there for her until she's like 20, then I'll move her in with me or something. I want her.
>>711005744
Yep, first crush, first kiss, first love. Gonna be her first time. I fully intend to marry her one day, 10 year difference ain't shit but bragging rights after 27.
Post pics of her and vids maybe create a kik group just to share of her 0.0
>>711005747
Well if that's the case, anon, Godspeed. I'm a 32-year old hebephile myself btw. May I ask, how old are you?
>>711005747
Man.. living the dream.. i wish you the best of luck :)
>>711004527
all of-age stuff?
>>711004731
bro-sis, mom-son or dad-daug?
Any of it real or all fake shit?
maybe not too bad but I started dating a girl when we were freshman in college and now we're college sophomore and I took her virginity and I told her she took mine but she really didn't. I don't think I'll ever tell her because it meant so much to her.
>>711006027
Teens are the best
>>711004423
i clicked on all the images with trees....
When my dad is sleeping after he takes a melatonin, sometimes I spread my ass cheeks and put my asshole a few inches away from his face just becuase. I farmed a few times by accident and he still didn't wake up
>>711004527
where do you go for your shit? I mostly use mless but a lot of shit on there is looking more and more fake. Do find the occasional gem though.
>>711006288
>Farmed kek
>>711006189
teens are pretty good.
Everyone over 12 and under 19 is a teen, right?
>>711006104
99% fake shit
You can stuff all family members in a bag and pick a few randomly, I will watch that as long as it's not dad-son... or uncle...
>>711005976
23 my friend :)
>>711006288
You can drive a tractor through his bedroom without waking him up?
he sure is a heavy sleeper
>>711005876
You better not be talking to me
>>711004692
Damn dude
>>711006019
Thanks for the support
>>711006340
I have been onto this stuff for about 4 years now, i can really say that i have seen all of it. My daily routine is to browse sites like xnxx/pornhub or amateur sites in general and looking for the latest uploaded videos with sister as a tag. Every couple of days you can find a diamond, but most are deleted pretty fast, so you have to save it
>>711006361
Well yeah, 13-19 is teen
>>711004527
Ya know right. It's weird, but feels great af
>>711006189
But preteens feel better
>>711006450
instructions unclear, family members suffocated in bag.
friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. but then after high school, i slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. i let him think the kid was his because he has a good job.
i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything. i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.
>>711006687
Fair enough, I think I meant that I see everything
>>711006882
Clever broad. I respect it.
>>711006882
That's awful
>>711004995
Ouuh really really really bad thing to do, but you're like fucking determined dude do you watch some bullshit motivational videos or something to stay on track ?
>>711006490
im dead
>>711006490
KEK. I didn't realize I made a typo. Yea, I harvest Corn in his room and he doesn't wake up
>>711006882
Disgusting
>>711004995
>>711006882
Oh no.. You fucking bitch how could you? I raised John and supported you all this fucking years, I can't believe this shit, you know that I usually come to /b/ so you did this shit just for me to find out! What the fuck are your trying to get? A fucking divorce do you want to keep the house? The car? My son...John, who the fuck is the father I swear to God I will fucking kill that fucker and then I'm gonna kill you, you won't take all from me, I will fucking stab you in the eyes, I am boring? You lazy ass bitch, you will see how boring I am when I rape your dead corpse and upload it on fucking /b/ just wait, I'm on my fucking way you slut... How could you...
>be 19 yr old faggot
>friends gf is having a big bash for her 19th birthday
>canada fags so legal to drink
>her parents are gone for the weekend
>few hours before party have a big awesome dinner
>always try to shit before leaving to go out for the night
>not happening, fuck it i probably wont have to go till the next day cause had a good one this morning
>around 10pm that night the booze must be pushing it through cause holy fuck i gotta shit
>have to go outside to smoke so use this as my get away to sneak to upstairs toilet
>push this giant log out, this is what it must have felt like pushing baby jesus out
>wipe close lid and flush, dont even check to see if it all flushed
>just as im coming down the stairs i see this chick leaving in a hurry
>20 minutes later we hear a scream and this chick comes running downstairs saying the bathroom upstairs flooded
>theres fucking water coming threw the light fixtures
>host is freaking out asking who the fuck it was
>say i noticed some chick leaving when i was coming back from a smoke
chick got blamed, of course denied it but no one believed her because she left so quick with out telling anyone, laugh about it for ages cause she always got made fun of for it.
I'll never tell anyone it was me
>>711004423
I have a cyber harem
>>711004423
Kek is watching.... I can't say
>>711006882
You should be ashamed of yourself
>>711006340
I will work this week on makimg webms out of my +100 legit bro sis files. I will probably dump them saturday on /gif
This is btw one of my all time favourites, she kinda looks like 15 to me
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=513643244
>>711004423
used to cd
>>711005824
Want to add me on something so we can stay intuch and "share" stuff
>>711007051
Her tiny ass and barely formed breasts are all the motivation I need
>>711004423
I donated actual money to Ted Cruz
>>711007699
Why did you stop? It's fun if you have someone to dress up for
Just like 30 mins ago I gave a girl a golden shower and shot it right in her mouth.
I can't tell anyone I know for obvious reasons
>>711006882
Cant get away with that in this day.
you will be outed.
>>711008023
never really found that person i guess, tried a craigslist meet up, but it wasnt too great
>>711008285
Where do you live?
>>711007302
>underrated post
>>711004995
You know cumming in her @ 14 is risky. Plus leaves DNA.
Honduras
>>711007904
Fuck yes, kik?
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>711005506
Burn in hell pedo
>>711008382
Maybe I'll shoot in her mouth
>be 14yr old me
>have two best friends
>smoke weed and play vidyagames together
>there are those two girls, one is our age, one is 3 years younger that kinda join our crew, nothing sexy just same interests
>meet up at your place when parents are on vacation
>it turns out your age girl and one of your friends are dating
>have a bunk bed in your room for you and your brother
>everyone goes to sleep in twos, except you are the fifth wheel
>go to living room
>actually sleep hugging guitar like some emofag
>woken up by some noises
>go check
>your best friend humps a 12yr girl on YOUR BED
>the other couple wakes up
>wtf dude
>a few years pass
>remember the accident
>know you can threaten his current relationship, that he's thinking of marrying
>mfw
>>711008522
Check /soc/ NY is a big enough state that I'm sure you can find an anon that is into it. They can help you dress and be the slut you want to be.
>>711008673
He was living the dream
>>711004423
I'm a closet faggot who likes wearing girls clothes and makeup.
>>711008531
DeadBlu3_Ey3z
>>711004731
>>711006450
Hey, look it's me
>>711009321
I will work this week on makimg webms out of my +100 legit bro sis files. I will probably dump them saturday on /gif
This is btw one of my all time favourites, she kinda looks like 15 to me
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=513643244
>>711009193
Just hit you on kik
I don't seed my torrents...
>>711007073
nice comeback
>>711009518
>one of my all time favourites
yisss - love it
More into M/s or D/d, esp "caught" scenarios - ofc all of that shit is fake af, but it still gets me diamonds for some reason.
Been looking for some dirty thirsty mature on CL for some roleplay fucking ...but that site is a goddamn wasteland :/
>>711009925
You MONSTER /b doesnt accept your type here
>>711004731
I used to work with a guy who shit this much. Every time you saw him he had a newspaper under his arm and heading to or from the toilet. Dan, is this you?
Me and friend place cam in girls changing room, camera gets found and we blame transfer student.
Sent back to Germany 2 days later...
bump
I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.
I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"
In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again
So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?
School bored me. Too easy, peers were immature and annoying. Didn't fit in. Most teachers are teachers because they weren't good enough at their 'profession' to pursue a career whereby they'd apply their skill. So the teachers were dumb too. Got to highschool, acted dull. Well, not dull, but mediocre. It was good entertainment. Teachers were condescending, always making irrational decisions and they always let their assumptions guide decisions which would determine a student's academic success/failure. Waited until the last year of highschool. Started to show my brains, well, moreso eidetic memory. Blew everyone away. Peers got jealous. Was worshiped. Teachers were in disbelief. It was fun. Aced it.
"How did you do it?"
"What happened?"
"How have you changed so much?"
Hehe.... Such fun. Learned a lot about human psychology.
Some may call it a waste. It wasn't. In a nutshell, it wouldn't have changed a thing. I'm not going to bother explaining the reason.
Not much of a secret, but moreso an experiment.
Conclusion of the experiment: Humans are fucking pathetic. We walk the Earth blindly. Ignorantly. Blissfully. Taking degrading assumptions as facts thus inflating one's ego. Assuming that people don't know their intentions. Assuming that people will never know. Patterns are littered fucking everywhere in the things which we can't physically see, such as human lives.
Seems bland? Correct. Can't be fucked to explicate further.
No regrets. So much fun. To put the pleasure into perspective, I'd rather conduct an experiment like this than have millions or even billions of cash.
I once wore a buttplug while shopping.
>>711004423
i am nig
>>711007395
Hahahahahaha
When I was 11 I talked dirty with a 30 year old black dude
>>711011957
0/10 see moot after class
I light the fires while the city sleeps
Jews did everything
-/pol/
I fucked a crippled girl, she wanted it, loved the D in her tight little pussy
i am a sissy crossdresser yesterday i fucked a married guy he fuck me really hard nobody in my family know my little secret
>>711011957
....tip fedora
>>711004423
My friends mom fongered me in the back of car
>>711004423
>>711004423
I once sucked off a man in a public disabled toilet, let him cum on my face and wash it off with piss
I once was sucked off by a retard in a public disabled toilet. I came on his face and washed it off with piss. Lol what a faggot.
When I was 16 I fucked 12 year old girl
She loved it.
>>711006882
dirty whore
>>711008668
>14
>pedo
may kek strike you dead if dubs
>>711005744
Where the full did you get your facts on women? For each first you cross of her list is the more she will crave to try it with somebody else.
I am 25 and I've been in 7 "serious / semi-serious" relationships in my life and they ALL cheated on me. Only two of those didn't loose their virginity to me but lost something else to me like analysis and threesome.
Women are filth and the only way to make them stay loyal is if they fear for their lives if they cross you.
>>711004423
I have broadcasted on chaturbate several times. I also got banned several times.
9/11 was a job
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton.
theyre too secret
>>711015934
IF ONLY
95% of the time I can only fap to girls I know/have known. It gets pretty boring.
>>711015552
If so many cheated on you, you must be a tard or have a micro penis
>>711014892
I pretty much forced my dick in a 12 year Olds ass when I was 16. Her babysitter trusted me, and used to send here to my house so she could bring theit dog to play with ours. She had such a tight butt hole. She didn't like what we did, but always came back the next day. She got pregnant her senior year, and dropped out.
i'm 90% sure that my dad is a pedo, but i haven't told anyone in my family
>>711015552
>7 Relationships
>They ALL cheated on me
>If they fear for their lives if they cross you
You do realize that talking on Skype or hanging out occasionally doesn't mean you're dating, right?
You sound like an edgy beta-loser. Lol
>>711004423
I my car mom then weasle class your sister finger creampie niggers. Also check these trips
>>711016583
That's so sad :( That 12 years old who I fucked was then kind of my girlfriend we had done all crazy stuff like blowjobs and I licked his pussy and she said that she doesnt want to that I fuck him but that one night it was kinda damage and I wasnt planned that I will do it, and because it was my first time I feel like I was comin inside her and I wasnt sure about it, my whole life was so dizzy back then, i could think anything else because i afraid that he will become pregnant, so I bought pregnancy test and It was negative and I broke up with him and I felt I just wake up from dead.
Sorry for long story and bad english
and sorry that I lied, I m still 16 and it has been 7 months from that thing
>>711017665
Why do you think that?
>>711007974
Hahaha haha
>be me
>move away from parents at 17 to a different state to go to school
>immediately become trap
>lived as a chick for 7 years now
>parents keep saying they wish they could visit, but it's super far away and can't afford it (my family is fairly poor)
>parents still don't know I've lived a third of my life as a girl
>keep asking when I'm going to settle down and give them a grandchild
>most certainly fertile at this point
At least I have siblings to fill that dream for them... right..?
>>711019508
infertile*
my bad.
>be me, 6 or 7 years old
>brother is 2 years older and gone through puberty
>convinces me to let him hump between my legs and my balls
>will let me do the same
>sometimes give each other blowjobs
>he one came near my ass and I though i would get aids
>when I would fuck his sack I would get tired and not let him do it to me and he called me a "fag hag"
>we would use this as blackmail for each other for various things
>called it "The Gay Hump"
>i cringe and vomit in my mouth when I think of it today
>were both straight as well (thank god)
>last time i gave him a blowjob was when I was 10 and he promised to give me his rarest pokemon cards (he didnt)
please someone tell me that im not the only one that did something like this
Femanon here. A little backstory. My parents had me when they were young. My dad was 18 and my mom was 17.
Anyways they split right after I was born. I lived with my mom up until about a year ago until we had a huge fight and I moved out. Anyways I had nowhere to go and asked my dad if I could move in. He's 39 now and still a bachelor. Although, he dates 3 or 4 girls at a time. I don't know if it's because I never lived with him and only saw him occasionally or what, but I find him extremely attractive. He runs an Internet based company, has an awesome lake house and stays in amazing shape. He's also a very dominant male. He's just hot period...
Anyways, because he's stressed a lot of times he suffers from insomnia. He has Ambien in his bathroom. For months I'd been obsessing over him. I know it's not normal but I just can't help it. I've masturbated to him too many times to count.
Back to the story. I fantasized that one night I'd slip him some of his Ambiens and have my way with him while he was passed out. Fucked up right??? I never thought I'd actually go through with it until one day a friend was over and we were on the lake having drinks. I had enough liquid courage to do it.
So I called my dad at work and asked what he wanted for dinner. I told him I'd cook. So Before he got home I ground up two 20mg Ambiens and mixed them in with the food I cooked for him. When he got home I also made him his Johnny Walker he has every night. I poured him about three fingers worth. After dinner he sat on the couch finishing his drink and watching some stupid sports show he always watches. About an hour later he was out COLD! I shook him pretty hard and he was totally unresponsive. In the mean time I had had more drinks and was brimming with liquid courage. I turned out all the lights but left the tv on but muted so I could see his face or if he was waking up.
Should I continue???
>>711021127
tits or dont continue
I like having people masturbate to my SO nudes
well I'm not posting my tits so I won't continue
>>711021127
Please continue. Wihout tits.
>>711019508
I wanna see ya. Kik: Cummer98
>>711006882
Damn son that's fucking shitty
>>711021194
Faggots like you are the reason we can't have nice things.
>>711021369
no, continue.
>>711021127
>>711021369
gtfo queen
>be 10 years old
>just finished 5th grade
>got 2 close friends
>going to different school
>spend night at one of their houses
>having fun staying up late and stuff
>one starts talking about girls
>says we should practice so we could be ready
>we all agree
>we lay in a row in the bed
>end up in middle somehow
>hump each other for a bit
>they decide that blowjobs would be better
>rock paper scissors
>i suck first
>other one tries humping my ass again while i suck the other off
>start feeling uncomfortable
>bail
>sleep on couch
>never see them again
>>711004423
I once molested my little cousin. I had never seen him before and he was about 10 years younger, I was 14. I didn't really do much besides caress his behind and stroke his penis. I feel terrible about it.
>>711007282
Glorious
>>711004423
I'm a year away from getting my Masters in Psychology. I never told my family I went to school. I also don't plan on practicing. I literally got here because I'm selfishly interested.
>>711011957
I can smell your sour aroma through my screen fedoranon
This is basic autismo fantasy 101 right here folks.
>>711007395
savagery
>>711021127
Finish the story ffs
>>711011957
>>711021745
Desperate much?
Also >Cummer98
I'm sure she'll be *real* excited to talk to you with a name like that.
I have explicit pics and videos of my friends hot ex. I get off sharing them. She would be beyond humiliated if she knew that people know what she looks like naked and her sucking and fucking.
>>711024984
Post em faggot
>>711025198
The videos I have to email. I would prefer to email everything. Is that cool?
>>711004423
Fucked my cousin a few years back. & been using heroin recently
>>711025504
novanonymous777 at gmail
>>711025198
Here's my email. Russelljohn660 at g mail. Anyone who's interested I would be happy to show you this bitch
>>711011957
>Can't be fucked to explicate further.
A wise man says what needs to be said. A fool uses more words to say less.
>>711026087
Forgot to add-had sex with a few escorts as well
>>711018156
Probably told him it's over now that he has pubes.
