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My school just got these two vending machines >trips or 69

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My school just got these two vending machines

>trips or 69 decides what I do

>one Internet for whoever can tell me how to manipulate the machines

I will be in class I between hours monitoring the thread, on the hour if anyone gets trips or 69 will delivar
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>>711001654
Put chewing gum inside coin slot.
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>>711001654
Cum on them
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>>711002138
inside the part where the soda drops from
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>>711001654
Cum on the front glass
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shoot up the school
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>>711001654
Shit in hand and wipe on the buttons
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crack the glass(somehow), then leave a note with your personal info inside
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>>711001654
Piss in the coin return
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>>711001654
Fill the opening up with ramen or something noodly
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>>711002486
roll
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>>711001654
Heres a realistic one: draw a ginormous dick on the glass
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Punch someone as they're getting something, steal their money/food
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>>711002694
With a permanent marker dont be a pussy
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Put monopoly money in it. It might read it as real sheckles.
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what make/serial numbers on machines. i'm sure there's a hack for them somewhere.
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stick you dick in it
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Unplug the machines and cut the cords
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>>711002776
too close
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Write I hate niggers on the glass with perminate marker
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Get 2 packs of the chilli heatwave doritos and eat them
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>>711002342

Rolling for this
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Put your dick in it op post results
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>>711003001

Fuuuuuck.
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be happy with your life
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>>711001654
Slap it with ur dick
And then buy a water
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>>711002342
roll
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>>711002755
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>>711001654
Write I hate niggers
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>>711002342
Roll for this shit
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print different pictures of Hitler and his friends out and glue them over the pictures of the bottles on the left machine. if you like, put a poster of him on the glass pane of the left machine.
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>>711001654
Write Niggers must be hanged
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>>711003200
This so much I also demand you put up a picture of Robbie rotten next to hitlers picture
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>>711003144
This
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>>711001654
Cut power cord.
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Shit in vend area.
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>>711003263
Roll
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buy chips and a drink then dump them both on the ground and stomp on the chips
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Buy something nice to eat for someone :)
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>what should I do?

Stop biting nails
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>>711003417
reroll
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Roll for something the fag might actually do like drawing shit with a permanent marker not shooting the school you imaginary faggots
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Take pictures of it, and send it to us. If anyone tries to us the machine tell they can't as its in a modelling session.
Do it for like a good five minutes or until the cops drag you away, whatever you prefer.
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Buy to empty.
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>>711001654
Buy aquafina and shove it up you're ass
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Sharpie a random passage from the quran across the front of them.
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>>711003559
reroll
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>>711003144
WinRAR
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>>711003594
newfag
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slam door on dick
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>>711003200
roll
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>>711003144
roll
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>>711002342
Rolling for this
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>>711003200
roll
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>>711001654
not 1 fucking winrar

smash them and write maga all over it
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>>711003666
damm
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Go the computer lab print out hitler saying theres the bomb in this vending machine alluhulag backbarh and tape it
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>>711003666
check em
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>>711003666

666>69 in my book
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>>711003666
WINZIP
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>>711002342

This
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>>711003666
WINRAR
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>>711003666
Winrar
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My school just got those machines too
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>>711003666
You gatta write i hate niggers
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>>711003591
rere
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>>711003666
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>>711002694
Rollerino
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>>711003841
rere
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>>711003666
Demonic trips. Do it or become Satan's slave for eternity.
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Write there is a bomb in the bathroom on it. Also 69
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>>711002342
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>>711003869
Winrar #2.
Do both OP
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>>711003869
winrar
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either write i hate niggas on glass or draw a massive dick on it up to you OP but u better deliver
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>>711001654
Get cool ranch doritos and orange gatorade. Smash the doritos in the bag and then pour in gatorade, get to class early and smear the gatoradedoritos on every chair in the room.
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>>711003999
>those trips
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OP HERE, in class
>>711003001
>>711002776
almost checked

>>711003666
checked, keep thread alive until the end of the hour and i will do it during my passing period

in the meantime, have a pepe
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>>711002755
Winrar
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>>711003666
GANADOR!

Du it fa-got
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>>711003999
i might as well do both tbh
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>>711004082
newfag alert
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>>711003666
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>>711004199
Are you sure you aren't the newfag?
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>>711004069

>>711003869

Also this. Dick on glass with permanent marker
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>>711002486
roll
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>>711002486
Rollio
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Write "Gas the Kikes. #Holocaust2016"
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>>711004288
Iv'e been here for 4 years in December.
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>>711003999
We got a WINRAR!!!!
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>>711004476
ooh wow youre so old, prove you're an oldfag then
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>>711004515
u little cuckold
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OP better deliver
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>>711004565
keep argument going until end of hour anon
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>>711004288
i know im an oldfag
ive been here since june 26th of this year. thats a pretty long time
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Do you all really believe op is going to deliver?
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>>711004565
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Tito dick, dickman baby. he raised phil and loves the ladies.
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>>711004754
>tfw nobody believes in me
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>>711004565
fefe.
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>>711004889
Just prove me wrong OP. If you aren't a faggot then we can finally start trusting in our OP's again.
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>>711004565
nigger nobody cares about "muh oldfag muh newfag"

99% of people here are fucking newfag normies

/b/ had a recent thread about a questionnaire and the data showed that around 60% of people on /b/ AREN'T virgins aka fucking normies

All the oldfags left some time ago because 4chan became normie central

Any handful of oldfags that are left don't care about proving they are oldfags to idiot normies
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>>711004717
I've been here for 17 years new fag.
REEEEEEE
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>>711005028
>OP's
does OP belong to someone you retard.
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>>711005114
tmw 4chans been out for 13 years
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>>711003666
Satan pls
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>>711005049
only newfags replies in threads and/or start threads.
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Bump to keep post alive. C'mon OP, show those niggers who's boss
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>>711003559
rolling
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Wallpapers thread until then?
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>>711004889
OP just walk out of lesson, nobody will see you write it as well if you leave now, and also if you are doing your own subjects then your aloud to walk out.
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>>711004889
cmon OP
just because your viewed as a faggot now doesnt mean you have to be viewed as a faggot in 20 minutes from now
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>>711005177
While dubs don't lie and I agree with you, my phone did that not me.
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write something about niggers and the quran
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>>711005534
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>>711005353
Sure
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Rape someone trying to buy something
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>>711005568
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>>711005605
filthy casual
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That is one disgusting thumb
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Made this myself
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>>711005696
Hotline Miami, nice taste my friend
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>>711005696
This one is boss
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>>711005572
Here we see as a poor sewage worker emerges from a blocked hole that he had to clear with his hands. Sad that this was the reality for people in 1934
#blessed2016
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>>711005605
kek
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>>711001654
Shit swastika
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>>711005815
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>>711002342
roll!
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test
>>/pol/ 96954095
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>>711005869
winrar
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>>711003666
oh shit
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shotgun orange gatorade
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>>711002342
Rolling
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>>711002342
it must be done OP
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shit in the slot where you get drinks from
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when is the lesson ended
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>>711002342
Do it you pussy
Make America great again!
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Vandalize it with Hillary propaganda. Do it pussy. By zOaRd.
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Getting close to time OP you better deliver on at least one of those trips
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>>711001654
op is a mega faggot
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>>711002342
roll
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mornin
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>>711002342
roll
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we are nost talking about the fact OP said he is underage school boi?
no?
ok then.
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>>711007222
HYPE!
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>>711007222
lol at the 1000th try

>>711007242
MODSMODSMODS
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>>711007222
>.
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>>711007222
shoot after writing
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>>711007242
we wait for him to deliver and then we report him
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Free shit
137137137+ product number
Dump money
432112311

Thank me later
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>>711002342
>>711007222
WINRAR
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butt funnel an entire orange gatorade.
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Record a video clip of yourself running into it full-retard strength and upload the .webm
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>>711007637
it is no longer the 90s. the access codes are behind the locked panel and not on the keypad anymore
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bump
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>>711007725
This also
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>>711007222
do it
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>>711007935
>>711007725
bimperinah
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There better be a penis saying "i hate niggers" on there or im ganna be pissed
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Hasn't it been an hour already
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>>711001654
Gatorade bottle in pooper
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>>711005869
winner nigger
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>>711002486
Rolling
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>>711003666
>>711003869
>>711003999
>>711004069
>>711005869
>>711007222
U better not be a fag
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>>711001654
>My school

You're too young to be here.
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>>711004565
>implying 4 years here is oldfag material

You're just as much of a newfag as he is
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>>711008654
>not the guy your yelling at
Ive been here since 2010 does that make me newfag
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>>711008795
I've been here since 1986.
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>>711004565
>4 years
>oldfag

get real newfag
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>>711008879
You just baited yourself cause this thread is infact not a bait thread u sadfag
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>>711008998
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>>711009042
When op delivers ill believe you
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>>711008981
No keks to be had here try harder sadfat
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>>711009145
:(
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>>711001654
How about you grow the fuck up and leave them alone. It's a perk YOU and your classmates will benefit from. Stop being the immature dick who makes it so we can't ever have anything nice
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FYI its been and hour and a half OP you pussy chicken
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>>711009254
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>>711009254
Get off this site and never come back your not welcome
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>>711008981
Kek
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>>711001654
do you trim your fingernails with a beaver?! you're disgusting. if i were a soda machine i wouldn't let you near my buttons with those nasty fingers.
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>>711001654
Poop in your hand, then throw it as hard as you can at the machines.
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I just open mouth sneezed on my 7 month old sister
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>>711009373
been here way longer than you so you can't tell me if I'm welcome
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11601406/r
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POST MOAR IMAGES
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It's been an hour O.P. deliver fucking faggot.
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>>711009771
What if i were to say "roody poo"
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>>711002967
Roll
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I bet he got caught
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>>711010101
Binary get
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Since op is a fag lets totally post cp as a joke
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>>711010646
Condom packets?
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>>711010646
"as a joke"...
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>>711010745
Captain Picard
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>>711010778
Your fucking stupid
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trips
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No my trips
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Trips
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>>711010840
This is your fault
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>>711010646
Cock penis :DD
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>>711010809
Your fucking butthurt
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I KNEW IT! OP IS AAAAALWAYS A FAG!
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>>711011021
You replying indicates that your butthurt
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>>711001654
cum on it
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>>711001654
Kick the shit out of them faggot
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>>711001654
shove your benis in it
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>>711010646
>lets totally post cp as a joke
jared is that you?
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>>711011076
^-- this
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>>711001654
Write maga on it
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>>711011181
Jared leto? The joker man yes
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put banana inside or something
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>>711002342
get
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>>711001654
MODS UNDERAGE BAN
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Its true you fags so why the fuck not jack off to toddler butt
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>>711011333
holy shit, op you better deliver
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>>711011333
Damn
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>>711001654
Squirt water into the keyboards and money slot
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>>711011343
were you never 18 in highschool?
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>>711011381
Back then it was okay to marry kids and have kids with them but today its bad that just fucked
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>>711010745
Christopher Poole
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>>711011569
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>711011569
Hehe you gatta
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>>711011333
>>711011333
OP, deliver
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>>711011729
OP is gone delete this tab
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>>711001654
set them on fire. set your dick on fire. throw your body off the roof. it's the only way.
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Sage
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>>711001654

Smash em
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>>711001654
It's 2
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>>711011569
I can get behind this.
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U
You need help fucking with machines?
Steal key
Open machine
Keep it barely opened to piss niggers off.
Where is my internet faggot?
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shove banana there
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WHERE IS MY 1 FREE INTERNET!?
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Stop posting and come back when ur an adult
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>>711012896
Stop being black.
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>>711011343
your fucking dumb
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>>711009073
fsd
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Bump
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Will OP deliver? The world may never know because OP is a fag.
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>>711015108
You just quoted a lollipop commercial. You're the fag.
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>>711015379
Fuxking lol for nays
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We need a spooky scaey skeleton thread.
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>>711002138
Rolling for this
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Stick your dick in the coin return
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>>711001654
Fagg
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>>711005775
it's shit, stop trying
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>>711007222
>>711011333
winrar
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>>711003666
winar, op must write I hate niggers.
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>>711002342
Do
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>>711001654
buy water... drink water...be happy!
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cut off your dick and leave it in the slot op
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>>711016814
reroll
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>>711016814
roll
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>>711001654
piss in the despensor
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>>711001654
This picture is pretty neat mate. What phone/camera is that?

And to answer your question, you should tag "FUCK THIS, WE WANT FRUITS" in big red on the machines front
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>>711004476
Lmfao had that one planned and ready to shoot didn't ya? Don't take the interwebs so seriously. I wouldn't know the month, or even how many years
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>>711005815
Actually it's a storm drain.
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>>711005049
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>711001654
Start jacking off in front of it where everyone can see you
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>>711001654
Come on OP what are you waiting on?
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