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This girls wants me bad. Shes also incredibly dumb and knocked

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This girls wants me bad.
Shes also incredibly dumb and knocked up by another dude.
23 decides where this goes.
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Since then
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leave me alone im a faggot
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Looks like a ham planet why even bother?
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>>710952492
Make it easier though because no one will get 23,
>I'm shooting up a school tomorrow
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>>710952492
What kind of stupid fucking response is that OP. You should feel bad for saying something so autistic.
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pls keep going op, berry interesting
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>>710952589
Baby, I'm no astronaut but I would love to burgal Uranus.
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Yeah just make it dubs or something.

"I've always wanted to suck a cock with you"
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>>710952842
Do it.
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>>710952653
reroll
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>>710952589
Damn, well I heard a lil anal might be able to help with that ;)
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Tell her to fuck off.
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>>710952589
Wait hold on a second? Shes fucking preggos?
LOL
Say "I will be the father to your child"
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>>710952653
REEEEE
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>>710952842
This
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Single digits faggot
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Can we have sex? I'll even cum inside, more for the baby!
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Confess your love for her OP
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>>710952842
Rollin
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>>710953076
rooll
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>>710953106
reroll
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Since then
Again
... I live in LA County, if you don't set a date with this bitch idk who you are anymore...
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>>710952621
Roll
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>>710952589
That can't be good. How about a surprise abortion? Do you have a baseball bat?
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Your tits are probably super huge right now huh? Maybe I should come over and milk them for you..? ;}
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>>710953076
roll
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>>710952492
I wanna be yo' baby daddy.. den kill it
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>>710952842
Fucking this

23 get
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my dick is all bendy
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Send this for no reason
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>>710953227
Rollll
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>>710953154
Whenever suits you, although I'd rather have you than sushi.
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I want to fuck you so hard I leave dents in your babies forehead
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>>710952842
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Wu Tang ain't nothing to fuck with bitch. Wat up'
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>>710953318
>>710953227
Pleeease, re-roll.
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>>710953076
Cum inside already pregnant woman
Add new genes to baby
Baby is super mutant
Win-win
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>>710953076
rolld
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NUDES
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>>710953154
If shes pregnant, shouldnt her dumb ass not have any sushi? Or is she just plain stupid like you, op?
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>>710953319
This
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She can't get pregnant so drop loads
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How'd you know I wanted to hang myself
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>>710953076
re
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>>710952842
Rolllllll
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im going to kill your baby
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>>710953522
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>>710953522
Close. But no cigar.
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>>710953550
Reroll the roll
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>>710953227
Roll
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>>710953076
rollt
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>>710953522
haha chec k
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I just wish Zac Efron was black, ya know?
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>>710953318
>>710953227
>>710953397

Rooollll

>>710953586
That pic always fucking gets me kek
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>>710953154
Let me cum in you and get pregnant again so you can have twins.
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>>710953503
This. Pregnant women shouldn't eat raw fish. Parasites might get to the baby.
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>>710952842
Let's get it
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>>710953522
Appreciate the roll brah, have a reroll
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Déclaré she must receive abortion prior to your date
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>>710952492
Just use dubs you massive faggot getting a specific number is less of a chance than trips.
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Do you want some fucking sushi or not
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let me fuck your pee hole
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Im doing this one just cause.
She responded immediately with my name.
>>710952842
Btw we're switching to dubs decide.
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>>710953154
I think I'm gay
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>>710953154
Whatever day you can hang from this dick
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23 GET
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>>710953076
droll
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>>710953799
BITCH DO IT FUCKER
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Sometimes I dream about joining the KKK because whenever I think of white people having half black babies I just want to rid them of this earth and grab a hose and spray them all down
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I've always wanted to bang a girl pregnant with another man's spawn
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>>710953743
Reroll for dubios
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>>710953749
Why blurr shit out bitch? Upload without censorship nsafaggot
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>>710953877
Kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VumDFvCkyA&feature=youtu.be

erlgiker
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earroigjeg
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Can I rape your baby as soon as it pops out? Or basically as it's just coming out. Lol who are we kidding, I don't need to ask permission to rape!
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>>710953877
GG
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Wanna see a dead body
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>>710953945
Kek rolling for this
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>>710953945
Roll for this
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>>710953945
roll for baby rape
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>>710953799
And WINRAR
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is it a girl? cause i've always wanted a 3 some
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We can check each other to see how dilated we are.
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What's a site you can broadcast?
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>>710953945
BABY RAPE BABY RAPE!
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Come on over, baby. I've got a coathanger just for you!
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>>710953945
Rolling for baby rape kek
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ABANDON THREAD!! OP IS A TOTAL FAGGOT AND WONT DELIVER.
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>>710953945
Roll for thisss kekk
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>>710952492
>Btw we're switching to dubs decide.

>>710953877
>I've always wanted to bang a girl pregnant with another man's spawn

Check em
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>>710953529
kek roll
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Sometimes I think I should start doing child porn
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>>710954202
gtfo, he did >>710953749
prob just waiting for response, or typing up everything
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whenever you get an abortion I can reschedule
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>>710953799
WINRAR
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I wanna suck your woman weiner and vomit on your baby as it comes out while cumshotting your boyfriend
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>>710953856
Kek roll for this
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>>710954294
Lol it takes 10 minutes to upload? Unless he is doing it from his fucking cave, op wont deliver. He stopped uploading or posting a while ago
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>>710954376
roll
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>>710954388
Whelp, checkum!
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OP is faggot? OP is faggot.
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Op deliver already
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>>710952492

smash and pass bro
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>>710954403
It takes 10 mins for her to answer, numb shit.
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>>710954233
>>710954388
>>710953877
>>710953799
gl OP
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I have always wanted to lay in a bathtub of spegettios with pregnant women and pretend to be born again in that bowl of slop
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>>710954388
WINRAR
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>>710954476
Then this shit is fucking dead. And no, you fucking redneck shit. She replied hella fast before and now op is too much of a FAGGOT to continue.
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>>710953877
>>710953799
Its getting good guys
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FUCK YOU OP
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>>710954608
Also, no u
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>>710954608
well I guess you're the faggot now
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love you op
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>>710954647
A COMBINATION YES LMFAOOOO
don't want to waste
>I found this furry guy named Jeb, and i think he's my soulmate...
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you heard me. tell that bitch inside there to make room for my homosexual cock to get in that poontang
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>>710954657
lol ^ cunt >>710954647
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>>710954647
OP is pretty chill
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>>710954771
rerollrr
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but serena the sex has to be strictly anal
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>>710954647
Lmfao tell her "We can maybe include your baby daddy? See if I'm bi or a complete faggot"
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>>710954774
Rolllllllllll
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>>710954771
jeb bush land slide here we come
reroll
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Can I see your belly?
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the father of the child can release his sperm in my ass... as I release mine inside you
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>>710954844
Win
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>>710954888
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Trips speak
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>>710954888
THAT IS MY SECONDS TRIPS TONIGHT BABY
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>>710954888
oh shit
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>>710954888
tripstripstrips
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>>710954844
>>710954888
Shit OP theres your next message
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>>710954888
Winrar
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>>710954774
This but change bitch to little nigga
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>>710954888
LOL

Did i ever tell you that i'm in the KKK?
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>>710955000
my word
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>>710955000
YEAH BOI
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>>710955000
TRIPS GET
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>>710955000
more trips, my god
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After the baby comes, can I try some milk straight from the tap? I have always wanted to try an adult nursing relationship. Would that turn you on?
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>>710955000
ma nigga
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>>710954888
>>710955000
OP YOU GOT A LOT OF TEXTING TO DO

Spray your milky booby stuff at my weiner
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Shoot her in the liver
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>>710954647
I can only get erections from anal sex... would you help me? I wanna get into your colon
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17 eternities layer OP shall post
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>>710954388
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>>710955000
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>>710954647
"need to censor name"

"serena"
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>>710955000
W I T N E S S E D
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>>710953457
kek
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>>710955174
op you've got a lot of work to do --> >>710954491
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>>710955174
I love scat and i wish to do it with you some time bb girl ;)
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>>710955174
absolute madman lmfao
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How about a nice nip slip pic for me and 30 guys here right now?
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>>710955000
Also, because Trips get>>710955000
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All kidding aside what do you think of me, I've liked you for a while, I've been wandering if you feel the same way.
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If she says she likes you ask her to abort and have your child.
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>>710955424

Rolling for this bucket of shit soup
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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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>>710955424
Rollin
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>>710955424
Roll
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>>710955424
rolling for this
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>>710955545
Fuck
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>>710955424
roll kek
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>>710955424
Rollin rawhiiiiiide
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>>710955424
roll
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>>710955396
My stand power is「WHITE SUPREMACY」It has the power to kill all the niggers in the world. This is how i got into the KKK.
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>>710955424
Rolllllolol
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>>710955424
look at these satan gets
roll
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>>710955424
Rolling
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>710955424
rolls
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>>710955660
rawlin
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>>710955666
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>>710955424
This this this lets get serious OP
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>>710955666
shit my dude
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>>710955424

Looks like we got a gravy train on this post, if we keep it up we'll see what this preggo's view on choice are! Re-Roll for aforementioned post.
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>>710955666
Wintar
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>>710955666
rip
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>>710955666
hail satan

he has spoken
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>>710955666
Thanks satan
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>>710955666
MONICA
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>>710955424
Roll.
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>>710955666
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>>710955666
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tell her that you want to roleplay as a mom and son combo
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>>710955666
Shit. >>710955668
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>>710955908
roll
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>>710955908
roll
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>>710955666
oooooh here we go again
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>>710955666
OP please
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>>710952492
>Like I was saying, we were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

>This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

>Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

>we were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
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>>710955174
I'm a complete faggot that just wants to fuck your baby daddy
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>>710956124
off by 1
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>>710955424
Do change wandering to wondering didn't realize I misspelt it.
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>>710956165
learn to math m8
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>>710956214
he was off by 1 tho
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Sorry, just had my wisdom teeth taken out, the percocet is still making me loopy and my buddy travis is stealing my phone...so i wont remember much from this conversation

I've always wondered what pregnant areolas look like, do they get bigger?
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Let's just fuck already.
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>>710956214
>23 decides where this goes.
or is it dubbz now
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>>710955424
rollo
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>>710955666
op please deliver
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>>710956331
Someone already rolled satanic trips for my comment, just waiting for op to deliver
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>>710956304
dubs
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>>710956119
rolll
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>>710956304
it's dubs now, but it still would have been 123
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So...you into CP? I bet your baby might be a film star if you let me manage it.
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>>710956287
reroll
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Wanna go on a trip to a clothes hanger factory?
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23 is too hard
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Op here. Sorry guys. she called me and freaked on me

I told her about the thread. GOTTA stop now.
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Lol
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>>710956650
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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>>710956650
Fag
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>>710956650
Niggers
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>>710956650
Not OP
Kill yourself.
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>>710956650
Bullshit faggot send my comment. You can roll it into an apology claiming its heartfelt and not from the thread
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>>710956650
And today, op was an enormous faggot
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Where is spidey?
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>>710956655
Wasted get
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>>710955666
Because satan
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>>710956650
You did your best OP. It was fun, I guess
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Whatever
Fuck you guys. I did it for a while. now she thinks im a loser. do your own threads.
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>>710956850
threads back boys
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>>710956771
>>710955424
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>>710956904
>>710956650

LEL NICE FAKE OP
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>>710955666
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>>710956850
oh shit
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>>710956850
OHHHHHHHH SHES BACK BOYS!
Hail satan indeed
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>>710956951

Well he was taking too long.
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>>710956850
Is she with the father or single OP?
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>>710957052
wtf
does she think the kkk thing is real?
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>>710957052
Post a pic of her op
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>>710957089

Single. Dude was black. duh
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>>710957052

Tell her it's exactly as you said
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>>710957052
Fuck me I want your ass babygirl
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Well that's one way to get rid of her. Girls hate guys that say they like them.
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>>710952492
Tell her to go screw herself anon. That ship has sailed.
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>>710957182
Roll
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>>710957215
True op could have given her a cream pie
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>>710957187
This
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>>710957052
I love big doggy cocks.. My dog fucks me every night <3 her names serena
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Ok boys. Dubs decides where we go with this. Get em in!
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>>710957284
reeeee
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>>710957052
say "I think I am falling for you, you are so gorgeous, I can't control myself, I masturbate to the thought of you and I making love on my bed" Get
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>>710957333
TRIPS GET DO IT FUCKEFRRRRRRRr come ONON
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>>710957320
nice fake op, it was already dubs you deft cunt
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The thought of fucking a pregnant woman, and knowing another man's sperm is growing inside her makes you so fucking hard. It's almost like you're having sex with him, except it's not gay
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>>710957333
ayyy
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I've always wanted YOU but I've never had the nerve to tell you and now I think we can genuinely start something amazing. Just abort your kid and we'll get sushi after.
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>>710957052
I've always felt really strongly about you. I've thought about asking you out countless times but after you got knocked up by a nigger I can't look at you anymore.
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>>710957052
Say "No seriously, at our meetings they tell us to find a pure aryan waifu and I've decided you're the one I want. As long as you're baby isn't gonna be a nigger lol. The guys would kick me out if they found out haha"
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>>710957382
Roll
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>>710957373

Ok boys. quads for next response. Get em in.
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>>710957415
Roll
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>>710957052
(insert girls name) i like you and would want to be in a relationship with you but i cant raise a child that is not mine, i want you to start over abort the baby and be with me
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>>710957052
What do you fell?
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>>710957415
This
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Lick my penis, baby. now.
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Will you get an abortion so we can be together, [name]?
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>>710957645
roll
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>>710957645
yas! rerawl 4 dis.
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>>710957645

Roll
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I masturbate to the father of your child
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>>710957333
Trips get
Btw she recommended we switch to text
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>>710957415
Roll
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>>710957871
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There should be new rules that shit dubs that will likely end the conversation don't count
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>>710957415
Rolling
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>>710957052
She's more concerned about you liking her than you being in the kkk? Pretty sure you can get us some nudes op
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Would you let a dog fuck you while I watched?
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>>710956850
My dick, your pussy. Let's do this.
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>>710957415
Rollling
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>>710952492
what a cringey response good lord
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>>710958010
rollin
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Can your pussy still make love now that Lil nigger is up in there?
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>>710957934
This bitch has gotta be crazy.
If you want nudes, roll for nudes. Theres a good chance she'll send them.
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>>710957415
Let's get it
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3 6 suck a nigga dick no foreplay
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OP here she started talking about personal shit so i'm ending the thread
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>>710958123

Tjis
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>>710952492
>This girls wants me bad.

>She blew you off last time you tried to hang out with her
People really are this fucking pathetic too. It's really sad. You realize she was actually off hanging out with some one much more interesting than you. Some one she likes WAY more, but is now settling for you because
A) she is a whore.
B) she got turned down by Chad, and she is a whore.

Kys, OP
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>>710957915
I haven't showered in a week, my balls smell like vinegar lol Cx
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>>710956850
not all who wander are lost
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They call me Nova...as in Casanova.
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>>710958123
Roll for this.
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This is outrageous
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>>710957915
Sorry Serena my friends were playing around on my phone about all that weird stuff. Seriously though I do want to be with you. I've always thought you were super hot and I'd kinda like to see more of you. Could you help me with that?
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>>710957052
Ask her to abort her child and have yours
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OP here. This is a spiderman thread now
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>>710958208
She is whore is enough.
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>>710958318
roll
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Op here. Diarrhea.
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>>710957915
You have a shitty fucking phone for those emoji
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>>710952492
OP.. If she's cute.. Fuck her dude. It feels incredible to be balls deep in a girl and creampie her. She can't get pregnant twice. :)
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>>710958266

Winrarrrrrr
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You know my dick is only 3 inches, right?
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>>710958410

She has herpes.
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>>710958298
I've liked you for a while, I just get too nervous when I talk to you. I mostly masturbate to your old Facebook pictures though
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>>710958463
>You know my dick is only 3 inches, right?
>At least you know it wont hurt the baby
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>she's knocked up by another dude
>mfw you think you're the one playing her
OP you dumb fucking idiot.
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Are you gonna send some nudes soon or what?
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>>710958516
Rolling for this
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OP here. She ask for penis but i have micropenis. I want dick pics
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if we fuck will the baby grab my dick?
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>>710958298
fuck off you bitch, i've loved you for so long and you fuck some random cunt and have a baby with him... im going to kill myself
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Actual OP here.

Should we carry on to new thread? Someone set it up and I'll continue.
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>>710958600
Winrar
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>>710958222
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>>710958507
Steer clear from that cumdumpster then. If her mouth is good, let her just blow you.
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I said I liked you. Are you senile?
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>>710958664

>>710958600 Send it
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>>710958686
rolleroo
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>>710958676
abort the baby and we can be together
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Someone make new bread
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>>710958516
Roll
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Ask for nudes
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>>710952492
More kkk, say you won't be with her unless she aborts it
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>>710958676
I told that I like you because I wanna to fuck your asshole deep
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>>710952638
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>>710955666
>God only ever shows up for fairly meaningless gets
>Satan pretty much always actually joins in the fun
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tell her that you masturbate to her at night
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>>710958676
thats gay, get out beta underage fag
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>>710958944
kek
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>>710958676
I was wondering if... that maybe you'd realize... that you could love me back.
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send dick pic
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>>710952492

> wants you bad
>pregnant and blew you off

Pick one you autistic fuck
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