the last 4 digits of your comment is the scp coming after you, how fucked are you?
>>710936939
Rolling for lube
>>710936939
if the number is too big, last 3 digits
Shit
I never die
>>710936939
Rollin
>>710937006
Its a living fountain of youth, thats actually kind of awesome
well fuck
daddy needs some critical tomatoes
roll
mfrkodmf
Roll
>>710936939
Roll
>>710936939
rock n' rollin
>>710937376
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-376
Im safe
Rollin
Rollis bollus
Shit
>>710937371
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-371
I just don't go into water. Problem fuckin solved
>>710936939
Love it
>>710937236
Mimic Crabs, I hope they don't crawl in my asshole.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-236
rolling!
I guess >>71093783
Roll
>>710937428
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-428
i'm fucked
I'm game. Let's play
roll
>>710936939
I don't know
Rollerino
Man, let me know what's my roll
>>710937356
a haunted telephone. i think i will be ok. what next
>>710937951
My friend, a video game?
Okay.
>>710936939
rolly
Rollin Rollin
queernuts
>>710937552
Someone who can see the future and react to it even before it happening,
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-552
Intersting shit op
Ur still a faggot tho
anusdildo
>>710936939
Cummon
Rawlins
>>710936939
fuck me.
>>710936939
Rollin
>>710936939
rolling
>>710936939
They only go to 3000 you stupid faggot
>>710937951
aw thats a sad one
>>710936939
roles
>>710938787
Doesn't exist. Dodged a bullet there
>>710936939
Roll motherfuckers
hmm
Roll
yo
roll
>>710938582
First a vid game, then a story.
Cool.
LES GO
>>710936939
relling
Come at me bro.
Aight
>>710938585
I got a mega sharpener, capable of sharpening pencils to the point of penetrating bedrock for up to 50 meters.
Not even mad.
>>710938505
ok a little bit worse. self replicating ink.... ok so i just dont touch it.
My fav is ooIoooooIooIo
Rolling for awesome
Not very
Rollin
>>710939450
It wouldn't come after me, lets just say I wandered into it for the sake of the OP.
Well, I am dead, oh well.
>>710936939
bbbbbbbbbbbbb
>>710936939
lets find out
>>710939450
fucked
ok
rolling
Rollin in this shit
woll
if you read this, have a great day/night :)
>>710936939
rolloll
rolling to get fucked over
les go
roll that beautiful bean footage
>>710939965
oh boy a famous one
rollin
mmmm
I'm normally pretty lucky with these threads, I just want to see if I can get something that would outright kill me, not "kill me if"
>>710936939
reroll
dom is gay
>>710940063
Nothing to worry about. Imma do some crimes.
>>710939965
time to cry forever
Derp
Rll
Roll I guess
Roll
rawl
>>710936939
rolling
>>710937837
Holy shit dude
Rollerino
>>710936939
Rolling for death dildo
roll
rool
>>710936939
Roll
>>710936939
Rolling for slime puppy
>>710939119
First a video game friend.
Then a meme
Thirdly a time dilation microwave.
I'm invincible.
Maybe?
>>710940414
Fuck me
haha get fucked
here we go
>>710939361
a diving sheeps liver..... ok so i can talk tp gods, thats cool
what next
>>710940285
Boom
A megaphone that when spoken into, can be heard in the minds of those the user faces
It also reads minds
See, can't be killed
>>710940419
meh a fucking window rerool
How bad could it be?
Lmao
>>710940414
fucking hell kek
Rolling for Trump
>>710936939
Come at me, homes
Roll
>>710936939
Probably fucked.
J.K Rawlins
>>710936939
poost
Let's try again
Maybe this time I will be outright killed
Roll
Boo
Trump MAGA
Ooh i hope i get a deadly one
roll
Oh boy.
roll, sa
>>710941696
reroll>
>>710936939
I wouldn't worry about it.
rawllins
Rollan
>>710940911
still nothing too bad. again i dont touch it and im fine. a scroll that either absorbs or replaces your consiousness. inside seems kinda scary but whatever
rollin
>>710941384
Not entirely sure what it is, but safe
Another roll
Fuck it why not
roll 231
>>710936939
reeeeeeee
>>710936939
no im no t
\play im agy
Rolling for one of the joke SCPs
meme haha
sheit
>>710941991
a syrenge
>>710936939
Im an ice and im a roll
Kekek
gay
>>710941925
Just a bunch of corpses
NEXT
>>710936939
Rollin for the greatest roll to be rolled
rolling
>>710936939
Kappa
>>710942089
Ok, I'm not fucked at all because SCP 2089 is just a blog, let's roll again.
>>710936939
Wololo!
ghjgh
ass
Roll
well fuck me and call me sally
rolling for SCP-500
Roll
Rollypolly
Roll it like a j
roll
Whassitgonnab
>>710942568
Doesn't exist. Rerolling.
roll
>>710936939
Rawlinz
Roll
I'm just gonna a keep rolling until I get something unsafe
>>710942266
Fucked up, but not killed
AGAIN
Enjoyed this the last time...
>>710942886
Reroll because 886 is just a mammal that can reproduce asexually
this is a rool
rooooarrrrlllin
>>710942641
Cool. Earplugs prevent inter dimensional teleportation tragedies.
http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/psychicjesterz
Rawl
>>710936939
I like these... Rolling
Rollin
>>710936939
rolling
>>710936939
jews
>>710942916
Boring
ROLL
>>710942803
lol, the fuck man. Keter lvl sapient fleshy computer network. lol
>>710936939
rollos
>>710943144
I've got a fucking orange chasing me
>>710936939
lets see
heres hoping for 500!
Hopefully not to fucked.
Spaghetti
>>710941864
ok something that is called pan hun.... it doesnt really say what it will do to me. like change me into a creature i guess? still waiting ona real horror
reroll because I got a fucking wall
lets get a safe class!
>>710936939 LETS SEE
>>710943399
This SCP is dank
come oooon loophole abuse survival
the fuck is this shit
Rollin
>>710943181
Just a REALLY lucky guy
ROLLIN
oh god why
fucked up, reroll
>>710936939
rollin
682 suicide run?
>>710936939
huh haven't looked at SCP for awhile
roll
>>710943681
FUCK, ONE OFF
>>710936939
i cant be that fucked
Rolling.
I fuckin hate these threads.
Someone just want to link me to a cool SCP?
>>710943648
I have an evil sandbox coming for me :(
Very fucked :/
roll
>>710943574
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-574
So a building that will trap me in concrete if I enter. So I just turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>710943105
SCP-105 A woman that can do things through photographs.... Nothing big to worry about.
>>710943581
Reaaaally boring
ROLLING
Roll.
Roul
>>710936939
I'll predict a rock
>>710943443
safe. telepathic set of crayons. im saying safe 4/5 times and even that one im not too sure how bad it really is
>>710936939
why not
Rollin
>>710943987
"Mr. Moon" his face changes with the moon
Reroll
gooby pls
>>710936939
rollin..
>>710936939
Bump
>>710936939
>>>710936939
>
>
>i cant be that fucked
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-735
sigh
come at me fucker
lets roll
well i'm fucked
duyck
>>710943855
>360 degrees
>>710944040
an 8 year old girl with the ability to manipulate living matter at will...
imokwiththis.jpg
>>710944337
It will only make me bald, joy
rereroll
>>710944397
Classified safe
Roll
Roll
roll
Rolling for bibliography
Roll
>>710936939
roll
>>710936939
Rolling! Interesting.
Rolling
>>710944638
super strong and rapey burn victim. kinda feel if i just stand in a city he will get sidetracked with women and i will be fine.
roll
asd
>>710936939
scp is literally the most gay autistic thing ever. Larping about being a cuck to ayys.
roll
>>710936939
roll
>>710936939
roll
>>710944258
>4258 too big
>scp 258
>pepe the spc
am I boned?
>only thing it does is cry a mixture of paint, human tears, and frog skin secretion
>when you ride on it you feel happy
>only long term affect are people with depression feel like the learned insight and are happier in the long run
>tfw a how boned are you thread would have improved my life
ROLLERINO
roll
>>710945331
safe again. a collar that brings dead cats back to life. the internet would fucking LOVE me
rolling
roll
>>710945424
>While SCP-424 is more than willing to take suggestions for shapes to imitate, it should be noted that it is not human, and is not likely to respond as such to physical gestures of intimacy. This is to be considered a general warning to resident staff, and disregard of such is grounds for transfer to facility [INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE] for immediate reassignment.
Wow, literally autistic. Fuck you faggots.
roll
>>710936939
Autobots roll dubs
>>710945681
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-681
Im gold.
>>710945581
still safe. a feed bag that makes a horses try to free a specific horse who thinks hes human
knowing how tame the new SCPs are I'd say my chances are good.
Roll
ahhhhhhhhh!
>>710945962
>>710946080
omg a shadow thats afraid of night lights. golden.
radical larry
Rollos
Roll
>>710936939
Rõll
>>710946227
safe. ancient computer
>>710936939
lets sea
Here goes
>>710936939
roll
re roll i had a shit one about a hat
Sure
>>710936939
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ก้้้้้้้้้้้
rolle
Rollie-roo!
>>710946463
safe
a spoon that bends the user when touched.... ok so i dont hold it
Roll
well here we go.
roll
Well
>>710946549
Ursa-minor
Pretty much a 17 cm tall grizzly bear....easy
Roll
>>710946890
meh. could be worse.
>>710946905
re-roll
Rolling
>>710936939
Here we gggggoo
>>710946692
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-662
>Item #: SCP-662
>Object Class: Safe
So far so good.
>Description: SCP-662 is a small silver hand bell, 4 cm tall and 2 cm in circumference.
>The bell is missing its ringer. Within the inside of the bell, an inscription has been etched into the silver, reading: >“Forever Mine – S.J.W.”
Goddamn SJWs are everywhere!
>When the bell is shaken as if to ring it, a soft chime can be heard (although this does not come from the bell).
>A short well-dressed Caucasian butler of self-proclaimed British heritage, calling himself Mr. Deeds, will appear from the nearest area not within line of sight, usually from around a corner.
>Mr. Deeds will address the ringer of the bell by their appropriate title and last name, and ask what it is they desire.
>Most reasonable requests given to Mr. Deeds will result in satisfaction.
Sweet!
>However, there are limits to what he can do. He is unable to produce very complex items such as sports cars, luxury homes, or personal jets.
Aww, damnit!
>If he is allowed to leave line of sight and return, he is able to produce smaller, less complex items such as a ham sandwich, a glass of iced tea, or even more luxurious items like caviar or a brick of gold.
I do love my iced tea and gold!
>Mr. Deeds will also perform menial tasks, such as washing vehicles, preparing food, and cleaning bathrooms.
>If a request is deemed unreasonable or impossible by the butler, he will kindly tell the ringer so, and offer an alternative if one may be had.
Awesome! Well, hell, I think I won this thing!
>>710941173
LOL
just dont blink
roll
Rolliinn
>>710936939
Roll
mmm
>>710947910
Re roll
>>710948120
Re reroll
>>710947575
Well, shit.
Roulettie roulettie show me the spaghetti.
Being chased by a fucking vending machine
Let's go
Roll
roll
>>710936939
Rawell
>>710936939
let's go
>>710936939
come at me fgt