share 'em! I'm a nigger.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
share 'em!
I'm a nigger.
I see dead people. No but I'm schizophrenic so I hear voices.
I'm voting for Trump in a swing state wish our hero luck!
I fuck my daughter on the regular. Shes at University now so its every other weekend.
>>710930731
also voting trump but its not secret
I'm engaged, but college crush has turned up and is acting flirty. Want to get one last fling in before tying the knot...
>>710931334
convinced my wife to waste her vote on third party :) One less vote for hillary
GF found her nudes on here, when some kid emailed an album of her nudes to her guy friend. Break up for a few months, convince her it wasnt me, and date again.
>Will answer questions
I'm sleeping with a military wife
>>710930381
cars finger tried to mother me in the back of my friend
>>710930381
I'm 16
>>710932284
>>710931928
greentext plz
>>710932422
Check'm
>>710932422
and b&
i'm secretly bi
My problems are so insignificant I envy cripples, I'd cut off my arm if someone would show me sympathy.
I want to die
I WILL CRY IF TRUMP LOSES
honestly america needs him and if he doesn't get elected, please let there be a civil war so we can kill some democrats.
>>710931928
>Be me
>Dated 11/10 paki, with a fat ass
>Take pics everytime we had sex, convinced her to let me record sex, take pics of her facial and ass
>Lets me do it
>Post em on reddit
>Some kid from school finds them, and emails them as an imgur album to her guy friend
>Guy friend shows her (do you think he still has em?)
>She breaks down crying and breaks up with me, says we can't ever date again
>Dates other guy (Found out he had a 8 inch cock after reading her messages)
>They date for a few months, I keep in contact
>Eventually they breakup and she starts hooking up with me
>Dating me again
>How to take more nudes?
>>710932812
how big are you yourself?
>>710932812
>>710932938
About 5
>>710932449
Why
>>710931928
Post the nudes again?
>>710932812
post them already
>>710932972
ahh ok, I'm 6 and I always thought I was small so I never hit on girls. rip
>married with kids
>been chatting with a girl from Tinder on Whatsapp
>>710932812
post nudes plz.
>>710930731
>be me
ATTENTION NIGGER OP: If you're going to keep being the sole purveyor of these threads, start including the word "secrets" in the op so that the threads are easier found via term search in the catalog
>>710933027
why not.
Each year I am on vacation with my cousin and her family.
Always sniff her worn panties and socks.
Last year was another family with them. They had a 10yr old daughter. Smelled her socks and panties too. Sweetest smell in the world
>fucked my cousin twice.
>if she didnt run off and get pregnant id still be fucking her
>>710933768
My nigga. My girl has that same sweet smell in betwee her toes
>>710933503
Done. Glad to have someone looking for this nonsense
>>710933875
Your daughter?
>>710930381
Alright, never told this one before, but why not. Here goes:
>Be me
>10 years old
>Used to go to a kind of spare time center,
where I could hang out with other kids and such
>Pretty chill, actually
>On a field trip to an animal park
>When we're done, this kid who were 2 years older than me approaches me (let's call him
Mark)
>Mark asks me if he can borrow 10DKK (basically $1.6)
>Mark is a renowned asshole among everyone
>Don't want to borrow him the money, because I'm almost sure he won't pay me back
>Quicklymakeupexcuse.jpg
>"If I borrow you the money, I won't be able to afford lunch
>He promises me he'll pay me back tenfold when we get home
>Activate inner businessman and let him borrow my money
>Field trip is over, we go home, it's Friday
To be continued
>>710934388
24y/o
God forbid my twisted self have a daughter
>>710934530
Yeh but I was talking about a 10yr old. And her panties.
That smell was unbelievable fine.
>be at high school party
>want to be cool
>do a bunch of shots right when I get there to try to look cool
>feel sick
>go to throw up in restroom
>bend over toilet to throw up
>can feel I have to shit too from pressure from throwing up
>can tell it's diarrhea
>strip and get in bath tub
>shit out one end while puking in the other
>wipe myself off with toilets and water
>climb out window
>come back in front door
>no one knew it was me that did it
>>710934441
Continued from part 1:
>Weekend is over, show up Monday to get my money back
>Approach Mark and ask where my money is
>"What money lol?" he says with the most hittable fucking face I've ever seen
>I'm annoyed as hell, but I suppose I kinda deserved it for being so gullible as to borrow him money
>Suddenly, a carer asks if he can have a private word with me
>"Sure"
>Apparently, my best friend - let's call him Jones - lost his mother to cancer on Saturday, without having ever told us anything about her cancer
>I lost my money, friend lost his mother
>Well, this is a fucking shitty day
>But wait, an idea appears
>I find Jones and try to consolidate him for his loss
>"Btw, I don't wanna make things any worse for you, but I heard Mark was talking shit about your mother"
>"U wot m8"
>"Yeah, it's true - he said he was glad she died"
>Again, we were 10-12 years old and naïve as fuck
>Jones was easily one of the biggest and strongest kids out of all of us and no one dared to fuck with him
>I was ecstatic that he believed in my deception
>We find Mark
To be continued
>>710930381
Been cheating on my navy husband with a marine poolie. Way more of a man then my husband will ever be. Planning to leave my husband and be with a real man.
>>710935420
Scum
>>710930381
I cheated on my wife with a chick I met in a bar in Chile back in 2009.
Fast forward to Christmas 2015. My wife's parents were working at a Christmas tree farm in California. This older couple showed up with their grandson. Kid was a dead ringer for my son. Turns out the kid and his mom are Chilean. In-laws took a photo of the kid and sent it to my wife asking when I was down there.
I played it off as a crazy doppelganger twin thing. I have a bastard son in Chile and the one time he visits the US he has to meet my in-laws.
Had serious thoughts about changing gender to girl for past 3 years and have quite some fantasies about roleplaying as harley quinn
>>710935420
>greentext about real man adventures
>>710935420
Post nudes whore
>>710935611
Yeah i agree
>>710935643
amazing lol
>>710930916
Pics?
i want to drop out of school and become a hit man
>>710935611
>>710935922
fuck off let the lady share her sexy truth
>>710931806
hope uour >>710933230
woooooah we have a rebel here guys
>>710931730
degenerate
>>710932422
MODS MODS MODS
>>710936070
"She" will never fuck you dude settle down
>>710935192
Continued from part 2:
>We find Mark at the playground swings
>He's an asshole, but he doesn't dare talk shit to Jones, so he just pollitely says hi
>Jones, eyes full of tears, proceeds to pick up Mark and slam him to the concrete floor
>As soon as he tries to get up, he kicks him in the face
>I stand by and watch, kinda thrilled, but mostly scared what will happen to me when the grown-ups find out about this
>Jones continues to stomp on Mark's entire body for what feels like an hour
>Finally walks away without saying anything
>Grown-ups intercept all three of us, interrogations ensue
>Try to convince them Mark was talking shit about Jones' deceased mother
>Mark was, as mentioned, a renowned fuckface, and could in fact have easily done such a thing, though he was innocent in this case
>Grown-ups let me go, and proceed to scold Mark, whose face was blooded and bruised, for what he hadn't done
>Mark's family is notified, possibly earning him even further punishment
>Everyone, even his own friends, starts to hate him one by one
>Mark started to change, being much more timid and crying than he used to be
>Other kids saw this and started to regularly bully him
>Finally collapsed and dropped out
>Never heard from him again, and I have legitimately no idea whether he's even still alive
>No one ever questioned me about it
>No one ever realized I made all these events transpire because of the fact that he owed me ~$1.6
>Tfw no one ever found out about my secret
>Tfw I will take it to my grave
>>710936006
sorry nope. I fuck her but I'm not going to expose her to you weirdos.
>>710936181
gave that normie what he deserves
>>710936181
Great secret tale.
>>710936181
You House of Carded a kid for 1.6 bucks in elementary? Jeez you're a psychopath...i like that ;)
>>710936465
Fuck yes, I genuinely hope he is dead. If anyone deserved to die, he was a prime candidate.
I masturbate in my sisters bed atleast twice a week while she's out. Feels so much better
4chan made me realize that all cumskins truly are racist. I'm mixed race/black, by the way.
And this is after the fact that some racist cumskins called the police on me and claimed I was trying to rape some white girl. Here's how it happened. My black girlfriend and I slept in the car at a big park. We fell asleep and I left the keys in the ignition so the battery died over night. I left the car while she slept to go and ask some cumskin men if they could give me a jump-start because my car battery died. They said they didn't have any cables. I said I had cables. They gave me another excuse not to help me. So I went back to the car and not 10 minutes later there's a local cop who came to investigate me. I explained what happened. And the cop said that they had called the police and told them that out was out there trying to rape someone, yet my girlfriend was in the car with me. They didn't see her because she was sleeping with the seats down. The cop said they outright lied about everything the told them. The cop was black, luckily, and warned me to be careful with these white people and don't trust them.
So, even after this happened in my first year in college, it still didn't give me any hard feelings towards white people. It's not even the first time I've experienced real racism. I was called a nigger a handful of times when I was in elementary school, and there were some other things that happened.
Still, the only thing that made me realize the truth was using 4chan all these years. Now I know not to trust any of you cumskins, that along with my past experiences has made me to be proactive against you albino reptiles. Any and every way I can prevent you creatures from growing in numbers I will do it. You are a world minority. And luckily, you are going down in numbers, not up. Your time on this Earth is almost up. You never belonged here. You are all just melanin-less niggers.
>>710936582
>>710936655
Glad you enjoyed the read. Tbh, I just wanted revenge on Mark, but I failed to fully grasp the consequences my deception could lead to for him.
But for some reason, it all felt really great. I've never really pulled a revenge like this one, but if this is what revenge feels like, it's fucking sweet lol.
>>710930381
I have herpes.
When i was a kid my granpa used to beat and choke me
>tfw getting beaten and choked are now my kinks
>>710936749
Dont hang out with them. If being a nigger is so good and your culture is so awesome stop trying to go where the white people are and do the things white people do. stay with your own kind and theres no problem
I feel empty. I smoke ditch weed and steal wine (so it doesn't show up on my debit) in an attempt to recapture some of the old highs I used to get when I did more drugs. But mostly I just wish I was happy. My partner, drinking, my hobbies... All joyless. I don't crave death, every day feels like a bigger effort. One day, I will bend under the strain and say, "Why not?" But tonight I'm going to put on my jammies, get high, and maybe beg for a pounding. We'll see about tomorrow.
Love my cousin's feet.
>pic related
>>710937171
my dad tried to kill me by strangling me. choking is my kink. seems to be a trend
Its WAY easier to disembowel a body if you drain the blood out first. Just slit the throat and find a way to hold them up over a bathtub. Also helps if you can freeze them first, this is only for using a chainsaw with.
>>710937174
Fuck you.
>>710937255
>>710937171
now I need to know if family members tried to kill every girl I've been with
I lost my virginity to my girlfriend when she was so drunk I'm not sure she even knew about it
>>710937402
im a girl and i like getting choked but i wasnt abused as a kid or anything. just like being a slut
>>710936749
You racist.
>>710937530
yeah my question was mostly joking
A+ choice in kink though, girls who want to be choked and treated like whores are the best girls
I fucked my ex's sister 3 times
>>710930381
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
Ihate the genocide of my ppl by the hands of niggers and sand niggers.
>>710937639
Fuck you.
>>710937402
>being with more than one girl
Look at Chad in here
>>710937508
She knows. And she will always remember you as "the boyfriend who raped me"
>>710937171
Do you think of your grandpa during sex, then?
>>710937738
as a 35 year old man I can proudly say I have slept with two and a bit women, one of them multiple times
>>710937402
Heh i havent told bf about the whole abuse thing yet, dont wanna freak him out
Maybe the abuse is why im a tranny aswell
>>710937782
worth it, we had sex many times after that and was never as good
>>710937863
Nah i try to just get lost in the moment
>>710937907
mebbi my frend
if you're into sub and degredation/humiliation, feminization is a common outlet for that - and abuse a common cause
>>710937737
Hypocrite
>>710938154
Fuck you.
I lost my virginity a while ago and I didn't like it.
Haven't fucked again since.
>>710936749
OP Nigger here. Crackers are useless piles of white shit. But mostly we've got no choice we need to live together.
>>710930381
fcuk off with your stupidass threads
>>710938222
One trick pony.
>>710930381
I killed two prostitutes and it was the most arousing thing I've ever done. The first was an accident but now I fear I'll never stop
>>710938242
I doubt you're black. Cumskins won't exist by next century. Go look up Jews' plans for the cumskin race.
>>710938326
Fuck you.
>>710938093
I guess
>tfw mentally ill degenerate
>>710931730
You're me. Except for me it's an old school crush.
>>710938446
Fuck you nigger. I doubt you're black you're just trying to stir up trouble for the rest of us black folks.
>>710938573
>degenerate
degenerates have the most fun, enjoy it
>>710938472
Again.
>>710938392
>green text please.
>>710930381
Who cares if you Mom fucked a Nigger?
Camp counselor used to squeeze me and my friends thighs in the pool to mess with us. Thats all I remember him doing cause it was such a long time ago But Idk if I got molested or not.
>>710938659
How does it feel knowing nothing you ever do will stop your people from genocide. You weren't lying though when you called yourself a nigger. You're a melanin-less nigger. You don't deserve life.
>>710938871
Yea niggers like you are going to get us genocided. I'm with the white lets lynch you.
Fantasy is to get sucked by an old dude while looking at pics of girls anyone ever done this?
>>710938806
They were both niggers.
>>710939088
Black people don't say "nigger" you stupid honky. Google what Jews want to do with the white race. You better have no doubts that it's true. Good thing it sounds like a lie though because that combined with your people's arrogance is going to end you all, you snownigger.
Hello. I'm Conway Twitty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE
Not much of a secret but yeah
>Be 15
>Have long hair
>Hair is dead af
>Mom is getting stricter
>Getting bald
>Crying because anon is bald
>Going around 2 AM on monday to mom
>Tell her to buy anon a wig
>She says no
>Anon cries
>Anon likes metal
>Anon strangles her
>She is getting unconsious
>Anon tries to wake her up
>She acts like a zombie
>Anon gets hit in the face
>Anon is crying louder
>Mom is ordering green wig
>Wig never came home
>Anon is sad
>Anon develops his depression more
>Have autism
>No one knew about her strangling me except we two
>Forgot it the next month
>Until today Anon does not regret his actions
>My sister will never forgive me if I tell her
im not depressed or suicidal, i just say that to have friends because im fucking weird and dont fit in anywhere else
>>710937210
Are you fucking retarded? Just use the debit card at an atm and buy the wine with cash.
>>710939729
Post face w/ timestamp anon?
>>710939405
Ok, mr. black man. I'm a nigger not some uppity school book black man like you with all your knowledge about the jews plans.
You have lived in the wrong area if you've never tossed around nigger with your friends.
>>710936206
whatever, chances are you and her are ugly ass rednecks anyway.
>>710939729
Genocide yourself.
>>710939853
for why?
>>710940081
research
>>710940129
ill pass
ill give location though
ohio
>>710939686
Your brain appears to be broken.
>>710939273
Bumping this
>>710930660
My brother had schizophrenia, I can't imagine what you go through. What's it really like to have the illness?
>>710936963
I pulled a similar thing off in school.
>fat bully picks on me
>launched Frisbee into my throat
>tripped me up and then jumped on my chest sending me to hospital
>still no punishment for the cunt
>one day, me and bro-friends are playing in the hedges (off limits due to prickles)
>accidently snag brand new coat on said prickles
>rip coat. FML, my single parent mother saved up for ages for that.
>shittingmypants.net
>lightbulb moment
>go home that night and immediately mum notices the coat is ripped
>shitstorm incoming
>'anon, what the hell happened?'
>at least her rage will keep the house warm tonight so we don't have to pay for the electric
>I tell her with a straight face that the fat bully pushed me into the bushes at school, thus ripping the coat
>next morning we march into the headteachers office
>mum fly's off handle going on about thus little shit and how ripping my coat is the final straw
>PokerFace.gif
>headteacher phones fat bully's lowlife mother
>she agrees to pay for a new coat for me
>fat bully gets expelled as this was indeed the final straw
>mfw
>>710930381
I enjoy fucking fat black women, even lost my v-card to one.
>>710937174
Evil bastard.
>>710940504
10% of people with schizophrenia kill themselves so the fact I get suicidal is scary. That is the most dangerous part of this damn illness. I have voices that talk about what I'm doing or am about to do. My delusions are my worst. I have people spying on me all the time.
>>710940283
Yes it does
>>710938392
Whatever Patrick
>>710937508
>>710937993
What a fat, ugly cumskin slob. lol
>>710941159
The cure for schizophrenia is suicide. It's 100% effective. You should try it, snownigger.
I don't feel anything towards anyone except those I hate. I have dark thoughts about those I hate.
The only sex I had in college was getting raped in my dorm showers by a football player.
I'm a guy, btw.
I have never fapped, only once by accident, I was lying on my bed trying to sleep with a boner and accidentally rubbed my dick back and forth against my bed, then I fell asleep, when I woke up, I had cum on my pants.
That's not the most secret part of it, the thing I haven't told to anybody is that I was having a fantasy where I had sex with my crush (I was 13 years old when that happened)
>>710930381
thats probably not a secret
I'm a Soundcloud rapper with songs with over 500k plays and nobody in real life knows.
>>710941530
It is the cure for all of life's troubles! 'snownigger'?
>>710941783
Why haven't you fapped!?
>>710941737
When I was in college, 2 dudes from down the hall paid me to watch porn and jack off in front of them. Fuck it, cash is cash, and I needed some weed and booze.
>>710941847
Post some of your songs
>>710941959
I didn't get paid. And I've never told anyone. It was not consensual.
>>710941959
Not exactly the same as getting raped. Actually maybe the opposite.
>>710941737
Full story pls
Please don´t judge me for not using meme chevrons on my story about accidentally fapping
>>710941737
>greentext please.
I would love born like man,
Want to kill myself, maybe in other universe or whatever I'll got my correct body
>>710932812
>Dated 11/10 paki, with a fat ass
>Dated 11/10 paki
>11/10 Paki
No such thing as an attractive sand nigger you fucking coalburner.
>When I was like 11, after my dad died, my mom, my dad's cousin, Lisa (18), who had lived with us for over six yrs back then, and me had to sleep in the same room at my aunt's house while we managed to get a house to live the three of us.
>It sucked because every night I had to sleep on the floor while my mom and Lisa slept on the bed. While Lisa slept, I gently slid my hand to grab her ass while I faped. I came so many times doing the same thing.I was so fucking
>For weeks I did the same thing, sometimes I faped smelling her panties while shes was working. Or simply came in her panties, once I even came in her toothbrush.
>Things escalated a little bit, and I started to touch her vagina while jerking off and she didn't eve wake up. But I wanted more, so started to touch her boobs. One day, she woke up, I panic and pretend to be asleep.
>The last few times, I started to put a finger in her ass, and Idk why but I'm sure she was aware of that. But I didn't care and continued to come in her panties, and touching her body.
>Now that I'm 21, when she visits us, I can't look her in the eye. And I know she knows that I knew that she knew all the time.
>>710941926
I was born without arms.
>>710942161
You must've gone to a shit tier college then. My first week at mine I was stumbling around campus drunk as fuck trying to find my dorm. Asked random dudes how to get back to it and one of them agreed to walk with me and show me. Halfway there he whispered in my ear "Dude I wanna suck your dick!". So I got a couple of free blowjobs on the way back to my room. I'm not gay, but I guess I am bi a little. Gay guys give way better head than girls do.
>>710942929
Someone just needs to do you a favor and hold you under for about 20 seconds. Then we would all stop being embarrassed for you.
>>710942929
do you have prosthetic arms now?
>>710943049
>>710943065
>mfw 2 catches with a dry hook.
>>710936749
If your a nigger /b/ is the last place you should be. You stand out a like a turd in a punch bowl.
>>710932284
TJ?
>>710943682
Shut the fuck up, you melanin-less nigger. You're a fucking newfag. That's the problem with this website.
>>710943682
He's not the lone nigger here either. But he is the angriest.
>>710935420
kys
>>710930381
I think my only chance for a relationship is by dating hookers/escorts/strippers/etc, because I feel as though we could be brutally honest about the dynamics of our relationship, and communicate better as a result
Could it be true?
For the past couple of months my parents have been using these on me, almost daily, but less so recently. I'm not too far from freedom though so besides telling /b/, I deal with it for now.
>>710945286
>>710944935
Hang in there Mightduck b/ro.
Night and good luck.
>>710937508
pics as she's passed out?
I'm gay
