femanon here, why don't you guys have girlfriends?
>>710929176
Most women I'm attracted to are lushes or are married.
>>710929176
tits or gtfo
>>710929480
y dont u have a girlfriend thO?
>>710929176
Because i'm a fat, lazy, unhygenic beta.
>>710929176
I would ask for tits or gtfo but youre probably a smelly cow
Nobody who really interests me, and Im undervalued by people around me bc I have been around them so long
Not worth the effort, insufficent payoff compared to what it takes.
Because I dont think my wife would appreciate it
>>710929593
This.
Because my expectations are too high.
Impossible for any human to meet them all.
Too short, too ugly, bad personality
Because I love my money
>>710929176
Tits or gtfo, these are the rules.
>>710929176
I do, not too fond of it at the moment
>>710929176
got source on that pic?
>>710929593
>>710929821
betafags detected
I do have a girlfriend tho.
>>710929176
because i don't want to get hurt again... also crippling self-doubt!!
I like to be alone.
why, you tryna hook up?
>>710929176
Because I'm ugly and overweight.
>>710929176
because being a millennial American male with lots and lots of intensely triggertastic unpopular opinions and beliefs we can not under any circumstances get along or have any interest in talking to each other
I am happily married to a wonderful woman. She just doesn't understand the expanse of my twisted mind so I come here to be with people who understand my mind.
>>710929176
i do
>>710929176
because women are scum
>>710929176
I'm not great. I'll be 30 in two weeks. I'm working two dead-end jobs, and I lack the intelligence, resourcefulness, and creativity to do better. The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is that I don't want my mother to have to bury her son. When she passes away, I'll use a helium death mask to end my life.
I'm ugly as fuck, getting chubbier by the day, and can't talk to women. I should have been aborted.
Not worth it.
>>710929176
Going to boot camp for 13 weeks, then MCT for about 2 years after. Not worth it.
Because nobody wants an edgy lord, lots of girls want my dick because apparently I'm "hot" but as soon as it comes down to a relationship it doesn't seem to work. Maybe I just have a bad personality or maybe I'm just too much of an edgy trump lord
Because I don't get attracted to normal women. I asked a girl out last week. She said no. She also says Hillary Clinton wants to exterminate the human race and the world is flat. But other than the conspiracy theories I really like her.
>>710929176
Because I have a fiance.
Because only a femanon could accept my faults. And femanons are rare and in too high demand.
>>710929176
Because every girl I talked to acted like a stupid monkey.
>>710929176
First of all, I'm ugly as fuck, lazy as fuck, and I'm a fucking asshole. But I'm a pretty good musician.
>>710930236
shit son, why not start eating better?
>>710929176
ok so here's me
>21, work full time, school full time
>got a couple bitches and a main squeeze
>don't date any of em
>i wish i could develop an emotional attachment to any of these girls, but it's just not there for me
>i don't even care about sex, i just like taking these bitches out like i'm someone
>get the succ all the time tho
I have a really low opinion of myself, but also think I deserve better than what I have. I'm not willing to settle for a sub-par hoe, so they stay hoes.
There's a freshman girl who I think wants to fuck me. She's chubbier than I like, but goddamn boys her personality is fucking amazing.
>one of those new-school-hippy types
>bitch is so kind and joyful
>i could really use a bitch like her around
>shootin her snapchats right now in case i give up on standards and drill this lovely gal
>>710930236
You can change just about everything you listed. You need to find someone/something to uplift you so you can change your attitude for starters
>>710929176
I live in a shitty white trash area that has been overrun by niggers and sandniggers. It has devolved into a college town and ghetto.
>>710929176
Because I'm not great. That's why she left.
>>710929176
I recently lost my girlfriend when she became my fiancé :O
>>710930236
I would offer to be your friend, as im very much alike...but if you hate yourself, you wouldn't want another version of you hanging around.
I'm very skinny and no girl like me.
I've rejected lots it time.
>>710929176
selfish asf dunno why
>femanon here
stopped reading there
There only girls I see are at work and I don't want to deal with that. I live with my parents and I don't want them meeting the trash that I settle for. I want a girl who will do drugs responsibly with me. I don't make much money and I'm already 26. I'm over weight.
>>710930480
Whats Missouri like this time of year?
>>710929176
My Wife won't let me.
>>710930236
Losing weight is easy. I lost 47 lbs in 6 months with little effort. I just ate shitloads of chicken and vegetables, zero exercise. Had many cheat days too. Weight loss is all about diet. It's pretty easy.
>>710929176
I have a fiancée
Um hi
Because it'd be illegal for us to be together
>>710930236
Suicide is always an option, man. You may have missed abortion, but it's never too late.
Just broke up with mine after we've been dating for 3.5 years. Caught her cheating on me. Did so because I apparently hassled her too much to get a job after a 5 month dry streak on her end. Feeling absolutely miserable atm. Now I'll be out pushing close to 4k for backed up bills I covered, breaking the lease, and moving into a new place.
>>710930328
Anyone got tips? I could really use a cuddle buddy to talk to and hold. I really wish it were this woman but it will probably have to be someone else.
>>710929176
I wasn't born with good looks or enough money and intelligence to compensate.
>>710930632
I live in a northern swamp. If I only had more cash, I would have a hot bitch. That is the only problem I have with women. I just can't make enough money to pay for what I need for my own survival, and then dates to bars/restaurants for a girl and I. Can't even manage to have a weed grow op because it's not the police or DEA you gotta worry about around here, it's the goddamned niggers. Right after I harvested, the niggers broke into my house and stole all the weed. At least they were nice enough to leave my electronics alone.
>>710929176
After several years in the U.S. Army with multi year tours in Europe and a tour in Korea..
I hate American women.
Obnoxious braying jack asses that want to be treated with respect and equality while acting like sugar high and hormonal tweens.
The niggers and spics can keep them.
I want to live in America with a nice Spanish, Italian, Croatian, Hungarian, Czech, Romanian, or Bulgarian woman for a wife.
>>710929176
tits or gtfo
>>710930666
Nigga you still don't leave your room. What's the difference /b/ro?
>>710930666
Did you keep track of your daily calorie intake, or did say fuck it since you only ate chicken and vegetables?
>>710930912
> tfw be op
> tfw this guy knows what he is saying
>>710929176
Because I'm known as a dog, i have 5 girls i bang at any givin time
I'm God tier attractive and height but I have social autism
because I've been chasing you my entire life
>>710929176
I have a wife. Don't need another chick to be a girlfriend.
>>710929176
I think i'm close, but it still isn't making me happy. For example I'll go on a date and have a good time with her but when she leaves i realize I'm still sad.
>>710930841
Yea: stop being a bitch ass special snowflake.
>>710930289
I can relate, despite being a uglytard
>>710929176
I technically have one.. On the other hand we never labeled it so, oh yeah also shes still a junior in highschool so theres that
Because my wife won't let me
If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".
This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO
>>710930797
Not fat (135lbs,) and I work my ass off. I feel like breaking up was the right choice, as I did think she was holding me back. Catching her cheating just made that choice easier, I guess. But I still feel completely heart broken over it.
>>710930912
Shit, this right here. American women have some serious problems and they're starting to pay the price for their bad behavior. So many lonely and angry women where I live. I finally got on my feet and have a chance to date just to find out I find American women are disgusting.
I have a GF, and we will get married next summer.
>>710930912
this guy gets it, American women are total lowest shit tier these days
>>710931065
I'm hotter than this guy, and don't have social autism, but I can't cook.
>>710931179
Can't help who I am. Most women are so boring.
man, that's like literaly everygirl i was hitting on... yet all the girls i didn't like that much ended up at my place..
one even said i look like the perfect long-term bf..
i just want to fuck nice bitches :/
2 hardcore 4 u
I don't like myself very much. I really think that's it. They're clearly attracted to me, I'm clearly liked as a person, but you can't hold a relationship together when you think you're not worth a damn. The clinical depression generating and being generated by this thought process is probably a major factor.
>>710931243
Much love anon! Gotta remind the stank ass bitches about the rules of the land.
>>710931200
>technically
So it's one sided. Kek. She's your girlfriend, but just doesn't know it, right?
>>710929176
I did have a girlfriend, but we split up a few months ago.
It's probably best that we broke up anyway. If it went on too long my wife may have found out.
>>710931374
Yes you can, you just refuse to.
>>710929514
tits whore. don't you understand English.
>>710930912
This guy wins the internet.
Fuck American women. If some chick wants to be treated like a princess then kick that cunt to another castle.
Go to Europe or south america and find a woman that still thinks indoor plumbing and electricity are luxuries. I married a gree farmers daughter. she cooks, cleans and is amazed by the wood stove.
>>710930524
>but if you hate yourself, you wouldn't want another version of you hanging around.
pretty clever.
>>710929176
Tits or gtfo
>>710931576
i understand that youre lonely and virgin soundin' y dont u have a girlfriend my virgin friend?
>>710930993
To an extent. I tried to be around 1200-1600. Definitely had a few 3500 calorie days. But I'd typically have a 6 inch sub for lunch, then a fry up a chicken breast and vegetables on the stove, even a huge portion is low cal. Then maybe a fiber one bar or something later on.
I wasn't always "full", but I was almost never hungry. Had lots of liquids, I like diet ginger ale and diet iced tea. I weighed myself daily. I feel so much better now.
>>710930905
is this true. damn niggers.
>>710930981
Fuck you bro I went on a golden mile on Friday. Twelve bars with a big group of friends
>>710929176
Because I have wife.
I'm really ugly and really short. I would have to lower my standards significantly and I'm not up for that. Even a 5/10 would be completely fine.
>>710929176
i haven't had one, but i got two kids (4yo daughter, 1yo son) with two different woman. Both were married and wanted to keep it secret (tho' i had to take DNA tests in secret). I saw my daughter when she was just a toddler 6 times during 2 years. After that i couldn't see my daughter because the mother of my daughter came to conclusion that it would be better if i wouldn't meet her (she would start asking questions and could talk about it at home infront of her "father"). I've seen my son 2 times, but i decided to stay as far as possible because i didn't want to get attached too much.
Sorry for grammar errors, i'm not native english speaker.
>>710931577
Amazed by the wooden stove, aw I miss the 1950s, wish that America went back to those days
>>710929176
Because im a socially awkward skinny fuck, and girls dont like socially awkward skinny fucks. also i refuse to date fat chicks.
>>710929823
This
Getting a girlfriend never seemed worth coming out of my comfort zone to try to do.
>>710931511
What do you want me to do? I've been on dozens of first dates. Most women make me want to kill myself. I even sometimes do a couple more dates in hopes that feelings develop. But all that develops is a feeling that I'd rather be eating shards of glass.
Whereas this woman I talked to for 6 hours straight after meeting her and I enjoyed every minute of it.
>>710931881
That's a pretty bad reason, bro.
>>710931465
She never asks about it, we just meetup hold hands kiss and go places together spontaneously. Shes 18 (luckily) and i think we both know were together shes just extremely socially awkward and i doubt shes seeing anyone else considering how much trouble she has talking to me (unless its a girl in which case i wouldnt complain that would be hot)
>>710931938
Don't worry anon, the riots and total devastation of the modem life is on its way! Do you think either side is going to keep quiet after the election? We're in for a real storm.
>>710932013
Great quality was this taken with a canon?
>>710931929
While that is fucked up and I feel for you. You need to make better choices man! Make better choices.
>>710931843
Kek was just saying that because my actual brother lost a similar amount of weight over six months. He's a regular on /b/ too so I had to try.
>"femanon"
>107 posts
>no time stamped tits
>>710930236
Kill yourself now, don't be a pussy
>>710932212
Moving to Germany in a couple years for engineering, hopefully find a German or Nordic chick of some sort instead of American fat bitches
>>710931881
>>710932178
She feeds me so I dont have to prostitute gor burguers, so...
>>710932222
Nikon actually.
>>710929176
dont commit to sloots thanks
>>710932332
Lol the only brother I have is the family dog back home
>>710929176
I actually have
i'm ain't ple/b/ no more
just cant leave the fucking board
>>710932352
This was never about femanons faggot. This is /b/ro share time.
>>710931774
omg American education system has really failed you. Still can't comprehend a basic sentence like tits or gtfo. this is kindergarten stuff.
please make a small yet deep cut on the back side of your knee and stream it for amusement purposes.
>>710929176
Alright, I'll bite.
First, I had a bad experience in my middle school days. One girl, while pretending to be another, called me up out of the blue to ask me out on a date. Me being a nerdy, somewhat shy 13 year old at the time, jumped at it without really thinking it through. Then when I got to the place where we were supposed to meet, that was when I found out it was a prank of some sort. I was, well, pissed. I never really spoke to that girl (the prankster) much after that.
Second, during high school, I was too focused on trying to get good grades in AP classes. Also, I had started living with my grandparents after my mother's death during my first year of high school.
While I was attending college, it seemed like every girl I was interested already had a boyfriend. Then after my grandfather got hurt, I quit college so I could help him take care of the farm.
Now, I hardly ever talk to people my own age and I think I would have a hard time fitting in. I've noticed I have to bite my tongue whenever my sister visits and the discussion comes to politics as I've become more conservative leaning and she's become a liberal. I've also lost contact with all my classmates from high school so I couldn't even get a "wingman" to help me out even if I wanted to. So I'm a 25, soon 26 year old come March, kiss-less virgin.
As for my physical appearance, I'm 5'8", 215 lbs with, I suppose, a moderately good looking face. Women and small children don't flee in horror but at the same time I don't think I'd be getting any modeling gigs unless they were specifically looking for someone like me.
>>710930912
Me again... Why do I like European women better? They put family first. Sure they will go Law school or become a Medical Doctor....... Once they get pregnant though, career becomes a far distant second place. Only a low class fool mocks a housewife for being a housewife over there.
When one chooses you as her boyfriend, or more seriously fiance, that is winning the lottery. These women build their man up, not spending time complaining about how he didn't by this thing or that to prove his affection. Her success in His success.. Damn if she is letting him out the door in a wrinkled shirt or with a crap lunch like a bologna sandwich. She would die of embarrassment.
Conversely, when you have a woman like this.... Oh Man. Do you feel good. You WANT to do better, be better, even greater than her expectations. That simple smile when you catch her looking at you from across the room is worth all the gold in the world.
American woman can't even compete because they don't even know what the game is.
>>710932352
this tbh. fucking newfags killed /b/
>>710931828
It is true and I blame the scumbag landlord for not fixing the back fence. We had niggers cutting through our backyard/private parking area 24/7. At least they never stole my car stereo. I'll give them that.
Because I'm a loser
>>710931364
I'm hotter than both these guys, am socially confident and can cook, but I can't play the trumpet.
>no money to ask girl out
>colledge nerd
>family has no car
>no muscles
>no idea how to interact w people or make friends
>>710932684
>femanon here
>>710929176
cause I'm still thinking about the only one I've ever loved, that's why I've fucked up the last few relationships and got a fuck buddy now
>>710932705
Bro, you're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
>>710929176
im fat
im a manlet
i have the smalled penis youll ever seen on a grown man.
I actually do have a girlfriend and she's currently carrying my second child.
>>710932801
Yeah but not for long as the fucking tuskan raiders start getting bigger unless hopefully another Hitler rises
>>710929176
I had one but she tried to an hero last week and I discovered she had BPD so I bailed
>>710932839
You autistic faggot there are tits everywhere. It's nothing special. Beta neckbeards being here for each other, now that is special.
>>710929176
I do, she's coming round to mine tomorrow (later today). Been dating her for almost a year now, life's good.
>>710929176
I'm ugly, overweight, picky, lazy, and disgusting. I'm an asshole and cocky. Everybody in my school hates me, and the last girl I tried to ask out rejected me so hard it was like a direct hit to the balls. I'm a failure and my only "friends" pity me and I'm a stain on their reputation. I'm honestly wondering why I haven killed myself yet. The only good traits I have about me is my musical talent. TL;DR is I'm a shitty person.
>>710932433
Shit, good luck. I dumped a Swedish girl recently because of the spoiled bitch attitude. She went back to Sweden and is having trouble with the race issues over there. She should have made a little more effort and I would have kept her in the US. I'm baffled as to how women constantly think they can do better. They all think they'll nail down a movie star but they just end up alone. Truly bizarre.
>>710932998
Find a fellow poorfag and hang out in free places like the park, library, etc.
Cause my wife won't let me
>>710932969
Imbecile can't play a trumpet
I have a gf. Dating almost 4 years now. She is an amazing person who loves my stupid ass 100%.
It happened by me being patient and remembering that it's a statistical certainty someone who likes me and who I'll like is out there. There aren't THAT many personalities, anon.
>>710929176
yesterday a friend of mine call me and propose me to start a relationship with her, a pretty kool and smart girl with a good 8/10 body. But I answer nothing, I was too surprise. So an awful silence come. She hang up the call.
This morning she apologize for her proposition bye text, I never reply.
Am I a dump? I can't understand myself....
>>710932801
Be careful, it's not all euro women. Only some cultures still appreciate men. Most are headed the same direction as the US and Japan where men and women are practically dysfunctional around each other. Throw in a liberal dose of female entitlement and you have the makings for social decline and falling birth rates. Hurray feminism!
>>710933279
Why u dont just dont give a single fuck about everybody and just anjoy your things (music?). Love your life and the life will love you.
I am too paranoid and nervous to talk to females. Just the other day I was out with my sister and some really cute girl turned and started talking to me, I just laughed a bit and kept watching (was at a sporting event)
She was way too attractive for me though she probably has 20 chads up in her daily
>inb4 grit some confidence
It's not that easy, and any time I try to be confident I don't know how and end up acting douchey
Some people are just meant to be alone
>>710933186
please stay in your feels thread you imbecile. don't ruin the rest of /b/ with your overflowing X chromosomes
>>710933104
proof?
post pics
>>710933144
Shit dude, I had one try to an hero my ass with my own gun. Now that's a shit test, I'll tell you hwhat. Fucking BPD bitches be crazy, yo. Seriously, she tried to shoot me because I told here I wasn't supporting her ass anymore due to bad behavior. I also refused to physically abuse her which she was hysterically demanding. Ever have a girl demand you hit her in the face to show her you love her? Yeah, not cool. It was a fun ride though. Gotta remember to avoid having feelings for the crazy ones next time.
>>710933794
i know what you mean anon, some of us just dont deserve anyone.
I love sex.
My fkn' ex was a terrible person and I with my depression can't stand it.
Now I am single and can't find noone to help me with my orgasms... Also I am probably very specific person and girl do not find me interested.
>>710929176
Socially awkward around grills and I'm I'd of rejection plus I'm ugly and I forgot....tits or gtfo
>>710934003
i think the other girl thinks this is a porn.
i also want pics too tho
>>710933284
Nigga I see bitches on POF with unreal expectations all the time. Dumb bitch the other day was basically after a LeBron James. I'm like yeah stupid cunt, those types go after 34 year old bitches with 3 kids a used up body and very little to offer. Oh and these perfect guys use online dating sites when they can walk down the street and have 10 women throw themselves at him. Fucking idiot.
>>710933596
Yeah, why I steer clear of the Germanic and Nordic countries..... Their women are beautiful, but then they embrace these self loathing social justice memes.
I can't even begin to imagine the mental gymnastics to adopt this mindset.
Literally the only parallel I can fit to it is religious zealotry.... Replacing Yahweh/God/Allah/Flying Spaghetti monster for social idealism.......... complete with the end justifies the means.
>>710933279
Why are you such an asshole? Just don't be one it is that simple. Not often said on 4chan, but it's not that hard to be nice. Act enthusiastic and like you actually like being around people and they will actually like you back.
> inb4 acting nice is gay or other edgy nonsense
> inb4 girls like assholes and jerks
Girls only like attractive assholes and jerks. If you were attractive you wouldn't be in this thread
>>710930631
u r me
>>710932222
>>710932482
retards, it was taken with hubbles deep space telescope
>>710933596
Further... I don't worry about this much as any woman is going to out herself as an immature, manipulative, and mentally unstable childlike trainwreck long before any permanence became part of the relationship.
I always told them "condoms are just because these are the times we live in and I have other girls that maybe lied about their health." Bullshit.. I wore condoms, and still do, solely to protect my own future.
>>710929176
Shut up skank who're. Tits or gtfo
>>710934623
ive never heard of that brand... sounds cheap.
>>710934115
I honestly can't picture myself being in a relationship. Like being around someone that close to you 24/7 I guess you'd just get used to it like you do with family but it seems strange to me.
>>710933887
I have news for you bro. All of /b/ is ruined it is never coming back. Ever. It's like a gentrified neighborhood, the old one is gone.
>>710929176
How can i tell that youre not some beta fag trying to be well, a fag
no matter what, women never give me a chance.
>>710929176
Probably because i'm afraid to talk to most women IRL, and the obese ones (my only standard other than don't have a dick)
I could only take so much rejection before my confidence collapsed.
>>710929176
because I'm not really in a position in life to want to be happy. I want to focus on myself and learned to work my shit out before I ever share the cesspit I call my life with anyone else.
>>710935326
except the obese ones*
>>710932705
I just sang the "Farmer Only Dot Com" jingle in my head after reading this.
Actually dude.... A country girl can be a good thing.... Don't expect more than a high school education.
Be picky. If she can't cook, has a messy house, and money problems now....while single and without kids... That shit won't get better.
Honestly... Community College. The most honest hook up and dating scene you will ever encounter. Women with something going for them other than being a passable fuck on a weekend.
>>710929176
Because I'm married, and I'm not a cheating piece of shit. (or in an open marriage)
>>710934003
you really want to see pics of my tiny peen?
or my grossly fat body?
im 5'6" and 245.
its gross.
Have you even been here 10 minutes? Why the hell do you think we don't have girlfriend's?
Social anxiety mixed with pure lethargic nature.
I don't even know where to look. People seem to like me when I am comfortable enough with them to be myself. How the fuck do I get that opertunity though?
I work most of the time at a company with all guys and I come home and usually stay by myself. Sometimes I will hang out with the few friends I have who also have no contact with other people.
I should probably join a club or get a hobby but most of those are gay. I had a lot of friends in college because I was forced to be around people, and forced out of my comfort zone. Now that I am out I find it hard to get the opertunity. I'm not outgoing enough to strike conversations with people at bars or out in public in random places, I just come off as awkward or proBably creepy who knows
>>710934623
>"taken"
you do realize it's an "enhanced" image, right?
>>710935591
Its as simple as walking up to the girl you're interested and asking for her number or to go for coffee. Now the hard part is convincing yourself you want that.
>>710929176
Because I have a girlfriend.
A beautiful mixed princess whose genes I shall bleach out even further
>>710933117
Heh.... then just have to go play "Serbians versus Turks" all over again.
Showing the muslims we are only holding onto our civility not showing weakness with a good old fashioned defeat for them complete with heads on pike and pyres that burn for days.
>>710931974
Are you me?
Because of feminism. Women are now a walking lawsuit waiting to happen and I enjoy my freedom/money.
>>710929176
Because i'm ugly and not attracted to other ugly people.
>>710935591
>Social anxiety mixed with pure lethargic nature.
Same man, how do i get past my lethargic attitude, im terrible at faking things and everything i do comes off as un-interested or insincere. i just dont get excited for pretty much anything.
>>710932702
triggered lol virgin fag
>>710935773
>mixed
Stop right there
>>710935804
Some hot girls will date ugly guys if they're confident enough, are you confident anon? Could you fake it?
i do but she is a worthless cunt who makes my life harder
>>710929563
how does it feel to be utterly defeated in life?
>>710929176
Don't like white wymen
>>710929176
i have one nigger stop assuming
>>710936005
i dont see what race has to do with this, why dont you just date black women then?
Because my last girlfriend fucked me up
>also I'm a huge fucking loser
>>710929176
I´ve tryed to find a intelligent female for
But haven´t ever found one ...
>>710929176
not girlfriend but waifu, so
>>710935545
yes
>>710935934
Yeah, I can fake it, but i've never been in a relationship.
I've got money, and i'm really nice, and not fat but my face is busted.
>>710936005
so get a brown, black, olive, red, or yellow bitch.
>>710929176
who is she?
Bc the grill I was with dropped me for an older guy and accused me of rape. (A rape that never happened). Took it to the cops, and I'm now in a form of limbo where I don't know whether I'm going to jail or not because the judicial system likes to take it's damn time.
>Pic unrelated
I am fat and hairy and have terrible skin. I lie constantly to family and friends to make me seem more normal
I am disgusting and messy yet have ocd-ish traits about my personal hygiene.
I am very self conscious about all of these things, and I would probably have to work very hard to hide these things from someone as close as a girlfriend would be
Why would anybody want to be with me when I don't even want to be with myself?
Haven't ever asked anyone out. Oh, I'm 27. Whoops.
>>710936091
Y'all know you ain't about to fuck a native american. Don't even try to act like you ain't a hateful mf
>>710929176
Because I'm a white male millennial.
we're the most hated man on planet earth. we are being hunted to extinction by every female of every race aged 18-25.
intersectional feminism is turning on straight, white females now though, so maybe a mating pair will bring our population back up
>>710929176
Because I'm a fag
>>710936216
>Why would anybody want to be with me when I don't even want to be with myself?
Well, at least you're realistic.
If you felt entitled you would probably end up like the rodge.
>be me
>26-year-old lawyer
>pretty normal to good looking
>having an athletic body but not too much, still sexy AF in the right light
>pretty short
>extremly dedicated to career
>very funny smart and charming (used to work as a call boy during law school)
I have pretty much everything a woman could want but I'm just too focused on my career
>>710929176
I'm ugly inside and outside.
>>710929176
No confidence/ low self esteem.
>>710929176
I do, kys
The ones who used to say "tits or gtfo" got gfs and left 4chan.
We, in the other hand, (as I witnessed the other day) could NOT get "tits" from a porn actress, maybe we thought she would fall in love with one of us if we were "kind".
wtf /b/ you bit on this thread without tits? wtf happened to /b/.
Fat, ugly, short, shit job with shit pay. So shit money. I've got a great personality, but that doesn't mean anything as far as I've seen.
>>710936106
ok.
stand by.
>>710936169
Only option that would apply to me is a yellow bitch, and I'm seriously thinking about it these days.
>>710935871
It's like you don't wanna be all puppy and jolly because people like that are all annoying faggots, but girls love excitement, and if you seem uninterested it comes off as boring.
Gotta find a spot on that hair thin line called fun and interesting, located right between annoying and flamboyant
Society is a game and I'm fucking aweful at it
>>710936187
The Woman of your dreams, fucker
>>710934368
It's like a cruel joke, isn't it? The most physically desirable are guaranteed to be low quality relationship material.
>>710934721
Oh yeah, I'm amazed at how many women are taking risks nowadays. I got in a nasty argument just last week where a girl was demanding unprotected sex. Seriously bitch?! I just met you. I haven't even seen you completely nakede yet. How is this ok?
>>710931974
Mate you just need to build muscle. For me I had problems growing up because I didn't have enough muscle around my knees and because of that it restricted my growth
Because I'm a self sabotaging, bi polar coward with a paradoxical mix of a superiority and inferiority complex. 6 ft 5, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit and lean, can play multiple instruments to a high standard, can write music and stories very well, studying psychology, philosophy and music, good living situation yet I still bitch every opportunity I get with a girl I like because I have internal panic attacks and trick myself into thinking I'm misreading everything and I'm gonna look like a fucking dope. Or maybe I'm right. I hate myself for hating myself.
Let me guess.
You are 18-21 years old?
>>710937812
>can
>write
>very
>well
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I prefer to hook with friends with benefits as I do not have to commit to any of them and continue to live my life the way I want to, which is bitch free Sunday-Thursday and the bars and ladies on Fridays and Saturdays.
>>710929176
I'm gay.
>>710929176
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
>>710929176
My wife keeps beating the shit out of them so now I've gotta keep it on the down low. They're "friends" now, not girlfriends. I may also only refer to them by masculine versions of their names while my wife is around.
>>710929749
Fucking love you man.
You gey exactly the same advantages by just going out satuday nights.
Cus my last girlfriend was a cheating compulsive liar, the one before that I left to get with my abusive ex, and the one before that beat the shit out of me because i was a betafag before she want to just use girls for pussy lol. i could turn this into the feelsiest feels thread if everybody on /b/ wasn't just an edgy 12 year old anymore thatd tell me to off myself
>>710930236
Dude, just man up.
Eat proerly, exercise whenever you can, and talk without thinking what youre gonna say. As simple as that you can become a normie
>>710929176
>bitches be trippin mane
>>710936886
are you kill?
>>710930289
wtf is an edgy lord.
>edgy trump lord
dear god you're awful
>>710929176
Because my last girlfriend lied to me about being on birth control so she could have my child without my consent.
Can you blame me for being a bit skittish?
>>710930350
which is french for "girlfriend" you boojey dipfuk.
>>710929176
I dont know.
Whenever I go out somewhere with a girl, they all treat it like it's a friend thing
Do I have to straight up ask them "Hey, would you be my girlfriend" or something?
>>710929176
because im much happier without penny pinching, shekel stealing, jew nosed whores picking my wallet for scraps
>>710929176
My last girlfriend turned out to be a feminist and also happened to be into S&M, so of course started to dominate and humilliate me.
The one before her told me that she was expecting to live off me without any contribution whatsoever on her part, neither monetary nor cleaning the house and/or cooking. So she expected me to have a job AND do the house chores. Why? Because feminism.
The one before that fucking broke my heart in several pieces. It started being nice and sweet, turned out to be a compulsive liar.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with women. I am loyal, I am sweet, I try to be a companion. I simply don't deserve this load of mistreat.
>>710941479
All of the best women have a husband or boyfriend because these women are nice. It is illegal to kill these husbands and boyfriends even though most of them deserve it and all nice single men are better than they are and deserve to fuck the living shit out of their women every day on their graves.
>>710929176
I've given up.
>>710941863
yup
>>710929176
Because older women always have kids and I don't want to deal with that.
>>710929176
have a gf because of muh sweet abs
Because rape is illegal
Cause my wife left me to go be someone else's girlfriend. So I currently think all women are untrustworthy whores always looking for the next best thing. That's why. Because people are stupid selfish assholes.
Because I have zero self confidence, I'm bad at reading signals, and have problems with premature ejaculation.
Stuck on this one girl. She is shy, and may have some social anxiety as well. Kinda a unique situation
I can start relationships but I'm not good at keeping them so I spend all my money on escorts and weed.
>>710943816
I should mention, that it seems like there may be something there, but how can I kick it into gear?
i have dog for companionship, and tinder for fucking, what more do you need?
who the lady in the picture, I need some sauce
>>710929176
Because I just broke up with a 8/10 and i wont fuck a fat bitch
Motherfucker, i prefer fucking from time to time to having a constant relation.
i'm a loner but i learned how to cope and live with it.
Learning to handle a weakness makes it a power.
>>710929176
Me and my gf of 3 years broke up 2 weeks ago, so I guess thats why.
>>710929176
Survival of who can fit in the best, and im to strange to fit in.
>>710944331
sounds pretty sweet, my doggo died 7months ago, she was my wingman and got me laid like crazy
>>710929176
cuz i can't get over the one that got away. now it's just one night stands. this is fucked up.
Because I don't own a car.
>>710945213
sorry to hear that man, but yeah hes my wingman, getting tail has never been hard, plus i save money on not having a girlfriend.
Because it's difficult to not be a complete cunt.
>>710929176
suelta la salsa pal FAP, FAP, FAP, conchetumadre
>>710929176
I had two kids with my last ex and she went batshit crazy after the second one so I broke it off. I succeeded in spreading my seed, got one boy and one girl, and I've just been raising them and working. Eventually when they're older maybe I'll try to get back in the game, but so far life hasn't been too bad so I'm avoiding adding any unnecessary stressors to the situation.
>>710929176
dick to big might kill some one.
i am fat. no one likes fat men. need to lose weight. when do, become dick i shall. no one will have me and i will love no one because no one has loved me in years
>>710932702
I can't tell if this is ironic human, trolling, or this fuck up is actually serious.
Incomplete sentences, grammatical errors, incorrect use of upper case, lower case letters, lack of proper pronouns.
I will freely mock the American education system myself. I, myself, have an American public school education with an incomplete community college degree to boot.
This post, however is to be ridiculed for being ridiculous.
I was waiting for you to ask me out...
>>710929176
I' bi, but I lean heavily towards men. I find most women to be annoying, and men are chill and upfront
>>710929176
wish to reiterate that, i am single because of my huge dick, so big I fear the day that I do bump uglies with a woman that I split her right in half, with great power comes great responsibility.
Ive got one and shes as equally fucked up as i am
im gay
>>710929176
probably because there's 60% too much of me
>>710929758
Underrated post. 10/10 would read again
I just dont want one right now and would prefer to focus on hobbies/passions
This is what I tell everyone, I actually have a pretty negative view on women bc of past relationships + abandonment issues because my mum an hero'd when I was about 5 and almost left my family homeless because of gambling + giving all of my dads money to mooching asian relatives when he was on deployment
q.q
Because I'm scared of becoming more than acquaintances with women.
I need to find a blonde hair blue eyed Christian girl that is not brainwashed by Marxist ideas in order for that to happen
>>710929176
lol, nah.
Married, too busy to get any side action
>>710929176
1) I'm short
2) I have a shit personality
3) I have below-average looks
I lift, if that makes me redeemable. But I end up wearing baggy tops to hide my muscles. I'm too poor to afford clothes that fit me.
>>710948073
Welcome to South Carolina.
I like Seinfeld too much
>>710948073
Define "Marxist" because I don't think it means what you think
>>710929176
cos i dont like how most girls expect me to make loads of effort for them when they wont show it back my last gf left me bacuse i "wasnt making enough of an effort" when she literally did nothing for me and never showed me any affection or ever said anything nice about me was relived when she left and im currently enjoying being single and not having to worry about anyone elses needs
>>710929176
I have severe trust issues with women. I've been cheated on or dumped by most women because I'm nice. I've been told I'm too good for them by women I dated and it still confuses me to this day. Also I have severe depression, anxiety and anger issues and no one wants to deal with that
>>710929176
Women aren't interested in morbidly obese shut-ins with no personality or social skills.
>>710929176
Because my mom said i cant date until i marry
>>710929176
Invalid question, I have a gf. But I love being single, I don't have problems getting with women. Every time I'm single I'll start hooking up with several, and one of them will be a keeper so I make her my gf. Rinse and repeat
