hey /b/ is my ass too hairy?
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hey /b/ is my ass too hairy?
>>710926946
well, your timestamp is not.
>>710926946
eh, could use a waxing
>>710926946
Not for my standards
>>710927001
ive had my brows done and it wasn't bad at all but it's like $60 in my town to get your crotch waxed
>>710927114
ty
>>710926946
id tongue fuck it
I want to see more of it
>>710926946
nah, looks good
>>710926946
It's not too bad OP. Unless you are regularly getting fucked in it I wouldnt worry about it. Ive definitely seen worse.
>>710927259
thanks. never been rimmed before but i bet it would feel really good
>>710927352
going on a two year dry spell
it's really hard to get good pics of your own ass
>>710927478
2 years? From anal or from everything?
Also let us see how you keep the pussy maintained, thats always more important ;)
>>710927478
you would like it ...everyone does if they arent freaked out that its where they poop from
timestamp? pussy?
>>710927631
from everything. haven't been near a hard dick in that long. i did anal once and it was great, i could feel him cum. so warm.
i have a huge clit is that OK
Yes!! lets take a look
>>710927922
Tits and timestamp first
>>710927922
what part of the world are you in?
Not to pop some fags boner but ass pimples are disgusting
>>710927922
Ouch, 2 years is a decent dry spell :/. It's nice that you enjoyed anal, not every girl does :). And of course its fine, big clits just make them easier to find, ;)
>>710927922
only if you cut out elephant ears and a trunk from a piece of paper and place them so your clit is the trunk
>>710928120
i hate my tits they're awful. i can't even have sex because i hate that they're on my chest
>>710928162
eastern usa
>>710928210
it's keratosis pilaris :(
>>710928371
Post your pussy
>>710927922
Let's see the clit, with a time stamp. for science.
>>710927478
This is just me. Any ass hair is too much. That being said, I would still tongue fuck the shit out it you. It's very minimal. Let's see some more of you. That's way to long of a dry spell, you certainly need a good rogering.
Ass looks fine
>>710926946
2 words, WAX
>>710928709
Yeah, there is not very much hair there at all. But if you get in a relationship think about waxing it before letting him stick it in
>>710928805
Or if you get in a relationship he probably wont care because hes too busy enjoying tappin dat
my hands are kinda shaky it's hard to get good pictures
>>710929034
A1 clit
>>710927478
you don't wipe very well do you?
God damn let's see the gigantus clitorious!
>>710929034
That's definitely a unique clit
>>710929034
Oh its a man
>>710928371
new jersey?
>>710929034
delicious
>>710929034
your penis is really small
>>710929034
This is just perfect. I could hang out down there all weekend!!!
>>710929034
Mmmm that is a nice big clit, you look after that pussy pretty well, no hair on the labia majora, nom nom nom. If I were you I wouldnt worry about your privates, just go to a bar and pick up a guy, whisper in his ear that you'll let him fuck your ass when you are grinding against him. I bet he wont say no :P
>>710929034
Oh God it's perfect!! All of it. I have always wanted to sick a clit that size, never have. I wouldn't stop for hours. Diamonds!
>>710929034
Nice clit
>>710929225
This
>>710929034
Cute in a way. Spread a little bit more
Def would be willing to go down on you
>>710929117
i do wipe and i clean in the shower every day. genitals often have more melanin than the skin on the rest of your body.
>>710929225
close, im transitioning to male and the first thing testosterone does is enlarge the clit
>>710929034
yeah, with a vagina like that you don't have to worry about that minuscule ass hair in the least! Ain't nobody going to care
Also, go to bed so you can vote tomorrow! Speaking for the rest of the world we dont want trump, so do your civic duty and fuck him off :P
Fuckn tranny freak
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>>710929492
why? has fucking tumblr gotten to you that bad? ruining a perfectly fine female
>>710929034
nice clit, and can see the asshole is not so hairy for me
post more!
>>710929034
daaaaaaam which surgeon performed this miracle?
>>710929034
Pull the hood back on the clit OP and post again please
>>710929492
>Transitioning to male
Abandon thread
>>710929492
How long have you been transitioning?
>>710929492
We'll shit. Good luck!
>>710929449
Okie
>>710929589
i don't have tumblr and there are tons of girls left for you
>>710929671
>not liking cuntboys
>>710929701
been on T for almost 6 months
>>710929849
why are those sausages next to your penis?
Mentally ill garbage... Kill ya seeeeelf
>>710929849
So are you attracted to boys or girls?
>>710929849
You're not in so Cal are you? Lemme lock it before you go full boy.
>>710930057
it appears as though she's attracted to ham and Twinkies
>>710929968
im 35 lb overweight, working on losing it through CICO.
>>710929643
pulled back. i have a ridge and a head like a peen.
>>710930057
mostly boys
>>710930308
Lol, Dayum.
>>710926946
It's about average. You're like 23-27 right?
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>>710929849
eh i don't care about me, it's you that i pity. you're just going to be completely fucked up by the time you realize this transitioning thing is retarded.
Do lots of loud farts come out of your asshole op?
>>710929849
WHOA SAUSAGE FINGERS!
/thread
>>710930591
i don't care tbh
>>710930635
sometimes
>>710930456
I don't know what CICO is but I will assume it's like McDonalds
>>710926946
Omg, got Kik nd show tits with timestamp
>>710930456
So you like boys then..... Identify as a gay man? Don't get me wrong, I still wanna lick your clit before you transition but just curious.
>>710930693
calories in calories out, eating fewer calories than my TDEE
>>710930828
yep. gay FTMs have it easier than lesbo MTFs. we're the ultimate bottom.
>>710930686
you should care about heart attacks and strokes and increased blood pressure
>>710931359
females have a lower baseline rate of all those and testosterone only brings it up to the typical male risk. go shitpost somewhere else.
>>710931019
>TDEE
Titty Deleting Energy Expenditure?
Post tits
>>710929034
Do you still want to fuck dudes even though your transitioning?
>>710932391
haha yes. i love that.
part of the reason I'm losing weight is so my chest surgery results look better and recovery will be easier.
>>710932510
u can have a nipple
>>710932642
i dont want to fuck anyone until my chest is flat
>>710932902
do you take huge dumps?
Also, are you Cartman?
Can you take a full body shot?
>>710932902
2 close, I wana see how big they are
>>710927000
Check 'em
>>710926946
To lick? Of course not. Just make sure to be CLEAN AF
>>710933070
average sized probably. never seen south park except for one episode where they huff cat piss?? that was kinda funny
>>710933113
i dont have a big mirror
>>710933281
i keep very clean don't worry
>>710932902
Tits or gtfo
>>710926946
Are you on kik or any other social media?
>>710929566
Yeah we do you fucking bumder. He's hilarious
>>710933538
nope. thinking about making a porn tumblr though.
>>710932902
I'd definitely fuck you OP. Full body shot? without face, of course
>>710933683
Thats nice i will be sure to follow
>>710929849
would suck your clit and make you cum hard in my mouth...
>>710933921
Thanks ill think about it
So can you explain to me How they used a knife on you? I'm not really sure what I'm looking at here
>>710934217
I'm also wanking for you... please post more
someone add me on kik asmith____
>>710933817
i tried getting a full body shot but i can't, i'll have to get a mirror for my room.
>>710933921
thanks!
>>710934217
you're naughty
you guys can post dick pics if you want, i like looking at them
>>710929849
That's a clit that is starting to resemble a dick.
>>710934565
yes it is. if i hold it like this it looks even more like a dick.
OP you mentioned porn tumbler .. how can i find you if you make one?
>>710934832
im just thinking about it at the moment. there are lots of trans guys who post nudes there so i would just be another one.
>>710929849
>>710929034
Thanks anon for the puss. I love seeing a girl offer up her fucking hole so candidly. <3
>>710935226
you're welcome anon. did you touch your cock? what would you do to my pussy?
>>710934811
really nice... would suck while putting fingers in pussy and asshole...
>>710929589
haha, when people look back on these times and see how many people were influenced by tumblr to transition
>>710935119
Let me know i would love to see more ...i like you
>>710935445
fill it with cum. then rest a few minutes and fill it with a sloppy second. Lay and rest as I drip out of you down across your ass then take your sloppy twat a third time. Just a day of being naked and filling you with cum. No washing just filling you with all the cum you deserve.
>>710935119
how about you come cam. you'll get instant replies and you won't have to worry about uploading pics.
> icanhaz<DELETE>chat. com/tog
use a computer or if you only have your phone use puffin browser
>>710935839
killyourself neckbeard that shit is autistic and you suck at writing. try not talking about cum for one fucking sentence during your pathetic virgin life
>>710935119
Why don't you wanna be female?
You sick of men getting all the privilege?
>>710936242
Beat me fag .cum cum cum
>>710936335
Here all I can come up with is fisting her colon for a couple of hours after beating her at air hockey then sharing a plate of microwaved chicken nuggets.
>>710935839
Having my ass and pussy filled with cum is the best. I like the idea of somebody fucking my ass and switching over to pussy just before he cums.
My cunt is wet and my clit is hard and getting harder.
>>710936532
I would release some thick cum into your wet pussy then it again and cum on your pussylips
>>710936899
*then fuck it again
>>710936532
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female btard, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>710937275
pasta but still kek
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my
>>710936532
what if i fuck your pussy and than switch to your ass and cum in it?
I would do it wanking your clit...
>>710936532
Ever been DPed? Even toys?
Its not a female, its a fucking dude with a penis.
>>710937635
Nah. I'd have to work up to it since I'm pretty tight.
I just came and I'm really sleepy now. :#
>>710936532
I wana watch that asshole of yours let out a big fart
>>710937753
are you that stupid? lmao
>>710937756
spread last time for me bb... I need to cum too
Wipe beter fucking christ
sorry I can't help myself:
https://youtu.be/xrCY6Gko_u4
>>710937756
I bet you were thinking about my comment.
>>710936899
>>710929034
Lovely pussy and clit.
>>710930456
> mostly boys
You'll fit right in here
>>710930456
u like having that clit licked and sucked?
>>710938118
i got you
>>710938254
i was looking at anal creampies but your comment did help
>>710936532
u like your clit sucked?
>>710937756
Can we get a full body first? Try taking it from a high angle
>>710938546
Love seeing juices dripping down to a ladies bum.
>>710938546
Piss and shit in my mouth bb.
Tits?
>>710938546
youre getting me so hard, different anon, can you put something in your pussy for me?
>>710938546
thanks bb will cum on your asshole too...
I'm glad you enjoyed the anal creampie...
>>710938546
Kik?
>>710938989
i already came and i can't multiple orgasm like I used to
+bonus pussy shot
>>710938875
not into scat but ill definitely piss in your mouth
>>710939288
Show off your tits bby
another closeup of your tasty spread asshole pls
>>710939288
pic of asshole and clit together?
>>710939288
Can you do a pic with finger stretching inside ?
>>710939288
lets get a pic of you peeing
>>710939288
aint nothing wrong with you, tbh that amount of hair isnt bad and atleast you keep it somewhat trimmed.
Can u squirt op? I'd like that
>>710939288
Do you like masturbate?
Do you like eat asshole?
>>710929034
Post op
>>710940331
you're retarded
>>710940243
i jerk off 2 or 3 times a day since I started testosterone. it makes you so horny.
>>710940623
Bet you have an amazing ass
OP I love you
>>710939288
For fuck sakes op, would you please just spread open your butthole so we can all carry on with the day's business
>>710939288
Will you take a picture of shit coming out of your ass
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>>710935546
it's so sad, really
>>710939288
>not into scat but ill definitely piss in your mouth
Fair response. I'll take it.
>>710939288
please cam
Full body shots please
are you going to post tits or what?
Spread cheeks
>>710940623
give us insight into the mind of a girl so we know how to get laid more often. For example how horny they are
