What's for dinner /b/?
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What's for dinner /b/?
10/10 for presentation
Thank you, this looks great
Bump this
>>710924825
I had seven pieces of bacon (4 inside a burrito), 4 eggs, a slice of cheese, and probably 1/2 lb of some slow roasted pork.
10/10 cholesterol king would eat again
>>710925036
Some guy from "RoosterTeeth" has a phobia of wet bread.
>>710925001
I'm not gunna ask
>>71092482 are you poor? Looks pathetic.
I'm for dinner
>>710928983
Why? It's sexy
>>710925688
Actually looks really good
>>710925001
>steak
>milk
>jellybeans
are you french? is this french cuisine?
>>710927700
milk steak boiled over hard with a side of raw jellybeans
obviously
>>710925312
>stale, old dried out carrots
>dead ramen
>plastic kraft single cheese
>handful of flaming hot cheetos
german cuisine?
>>710926307
hm doesn't look too bad to me, I might try it
>>710929499
Try to be more like me.
>>710925503
..is this real, anon?
how does this taste?
i must know
Not even trolling.
I found out how to make Grilled Cheese just over a week ago and I've had it for dinner every single day since.
>>710929769
i'm 18 and I still don't know how lol
>>710924825
Dear OP that looks really good may I ask what are you eating?
>>710929850
are you serious its the simplest thing in the world
>>710926307
i bet this tastes pretty good
>>710929769
>I found out how to make Grilled Cheese just over a week ago
>>710929850
I don't know why I never even gave it any thought before. But someone said in the middle of a conversation that they only butter the outside (as opposed to both sides). The lightbulb went off and I tried it the next day.
Eu-fucking-reka .
>>710926232
We don't say "ain't" in Michigan. It's obviously a nigger.
>>710929747
>710929747
but we don't want to be faggots/thread
>>710924825
wish I could had dinner.
>>710929747
>potato au graten
>avocado and skinless chicken breast
>baked seasoned carrots
>handful of asparaguss
the only thing id eat are the carrots..rest is just blegh looking
>>710930300
>/thread
carlos+aldi beans
>>710929747
fuck out of here with your Michelin 3 Star cuisine.
>>710929850
1. Put butter on top of two pieces of bread on a plate
2. Sprinkle salt, pepper, oregano on them
3. Put one face down on hot pan, put 2 thick slices of cheese on it, or 3 thin slices, then put other piece of bread on top of it butter-side up
4. Flip after bottom looks toasty
5. Put on plate after next side looks toasty
>>710930413
okay, skinny vegan
>>710930608
>be >>710929769
I haven't used salt, pepper or oregano. That's my next time.
Gordon Ramsey like a motherfucker.
>>710930608
>Flip after bottom looks toasty
how do i see through the bread?
>>710930608
Also: You pan it and don't grill it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r73C0N8FDek
>>710930817
fine, dont take a compliment
im just saying the carrots look good enough to try at least
>>710931087
Man, I've not thought about that in a long time.
>I'm high as hell and you're about to get shot.
>>710931087
wonder how big his dick is
>>710927546
I wouldn't say I have a "phobia" of it, but it bothers the fuck out of me
>>710929411
How high are you?
>>710930943
You lift up the corner with the spatula to see how it's doing
>>710930971
Yes, always pan, grill burns it unevenly. You want it evenly toasted.
>>710926307
ive done this ... pretty fucking good
leftover chuck roast with potatoes carrots and onions, smoked the meat on saturday.
>>710931186
Carrots were sweet and delicious, also sauteed in a frying pan for about 8 minutes with olive oil (not baked). Chicken was seared for a couple minutes on all sides then baked for about 40 minutes at 350 degrees and was juicy.
>>710931676
old pic i made before but the same result.
>>710931948
those carrots look hard af
meat looks nice tho and dem taters
i need lots of wet bread
>>710930608
For even better goodness, put olive oil on pan when heating it up and rub first side around in it when laying it down, then when ready to flip, lift it up with the spatula and lay down a little more oil and rub the other side around in it.
>enjoy greasy, oily, yummy cheesy bready goodness
>>710926307
What cereal is that?
>>710932614
My gran does that with burger buns after frying the patties.
You can feel your fucking heart failing as you eat them, but man, she makes a good fucking burger.
>>710932815
Cinnamon toast crunch
>>710932962
>it's whats for dinner
>>710931948
Looks great. Would eat then do the dishes.
>>710929747
Good start, but try to improve your pairings. Great foods on their own don't flatter each other as a dish. Try using flavour profiles to sort out your dinners.
And keep cooking!
1 can black beans
2-4 tbsp butter/olive oil
1 can mushrooms
1 tbsp garlic
1 tbsp hot sauce
a few dashes of homemade cajun seasoning (use emerils zest if you want)
a few grinds of herbs de provence
pepper to taste
salt to taste
Sautee on medium high heat 6 minutes stirring often
simmer for 5 stirring often
add 1 cooked cup brown rice when it's finished
>>710925551
That stuff is really good from the restaurant. It's terrible in a can or in that...uh..mess.
>>710933185
oh and a 1lb porterhouse.
>>710932815
^ This asshole can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
>>710925133
add potato chips, actually good
>>710925133
that actually sounds pretty good.
>>710926346
Is that an abortion on those hotdogs?
>>710929769
You should try adding a little minced onion and garlic in there. bueno.
>2 bananas with peanut butter
>an apple with peanut butter
>one piece of toast with peanut butter
>one piece of toast with butter
>two mozzarella cheese sticks
>a couple spoonfuls of cottage cheese
>>710934009
some sliced ham and tomato
>>710929850
put a piece or two of cheese between some bread then microwave it for about 30 seconds.
>>710933687
and honey
>>710925551
That looks like a pile of shit in a box man...
>>710934850
Nothing more street-wise than burning your fucking hand on boiling molten cheese while getting grease in the burns. Why that's almost as street-wise as the fucking KFC double-down backwards-ass retardburger.
skirt steak
>>710935894
that double down was pretty fucking tasty tho.
>>710925948
bwahahaha fucking LEMONS?
>>710935991
ed gien?
>>710925133
My nigga
>>710925426
Dont fuckin ruin that steak with ketchup faggot jesus christ
>>710929700
me every fucking time i interact with a cute girl
>>710937267
just need to calm down anon and don't put the pussy on a pedestal. you'll be fine.
>>710936929
A thread full of joke meals and we STILL get this tryhard faggot. It's a cheap fucking steak to begin with, just look at that shit, there's nothing to ruin.
>>710925001
>that delicious milk steak
>>710925902
i get it kek
>>710930608
Instruction unclear, my dick is stuck on air conditioner
>>710937792
I was just waiting for the first faggot to fag about a person fagging. Fuck off. Also half of the food is edible.
>>710930577
I hope this piece of shit dies slow horrible death for the injustice he did on this lasagna
>>710924825
Just a hot dog, im not too hungry tonight
>>710938343
No it fucking isn't you fag.
>>710938552
LIDF pls go
>>710938600
Ban assault sausages
>>710927057
dont eat pork dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv8Cik26DeM
>>710938600
you gotta eat to keep that strength up
>>710925464
NO STOP. This is nothing compared to the ramen god
>>710929753
Tastes like bacon anon
>>710931948
MOM??? why are you on /b/???
>>710938834
nice bait
>>710938712
come to ma, you get charged with rape, murder, conspiracy and child endangerment for saying the word assault.
>>710939387
eating pork is like eating rats faggot
>>710939588
no, not really.
>>710939522
Come to VT, you get charged with psychological pollution and verbal assault for saying the word rape.
>>710939786
>>710939839
please eat pork everyday and enjoy it
Just some fruit, gotta get my 5 a day
>>710925036
I've seen men getting their heads chopped off without even flinching, watched a kid get murdered by his brother and multiple other gore related sightings.
This made me fucking gag.
DELETE THIS
>>710929644
>what's the difference between frozen and dry?
>what is cold pasta
honestly
>>710940098
love me some pork anon.
>>710940552
Im a chicken man myself
>>710926025
>French German fusion menu
>>710940498
Just imagine mashing it up with a spoon afterwards, then taking a chunk, bringing it to your mouth, slurping in the soupy bread-water, munching on the remaining bread chunk as it disintegrates and the spongy clumps get down between your teeth and linger in your gums long after you've forced yourself to swallow...again and again...a stomach full of soggy bread...
>>710940817
Ducks like wet bread, cant be that bad
>>710940894
Ducks are total cunts though.
>>710940985
Makes eating them that much more enjoyable :^)
>Man cannot eat wet bread
>Feeds wet bread to ducks
>Ducks grow strong
>Ducks convert wet bread to juicy goodness
Eating duck is essentially a middleman between you and wet bread
>>710938834
so much bullshit in 11 minutes
take your toilet paper of a koran and getfo
>>710941276
i don't really get the american flag tee shirt, jews are still a worldwide problem.
>>710941738
calling FACTS bullshit what a tool please eat your pork GOY
>>710929747
so you\re one of those faggots who spend 30 minutes arranging a plate of shit cooking and think he made something good?
i can hear the chicken bounce of the floor all the way from here
Rejection
>>710942171
i thought jews didn't eat pork? or maybe i'm just drunk and uneducated.
>>710942171
>take a few facts
>exaggerate the fuck out of them
>falsify numbers
>ignore what safety cooking is
seriously. give it a rest. the goat is waiting for you dune coon
pretending to be a kike is not doing you any favors either. they are just as bad as you pedo worshipers are
>>710924825
Had this for lunch, so dinner was just
>2 slices of whole wheat bread
>an orange
>sugar free jello
>about 15 unsalted pretzels
>>710942667
What is this called again? Some Jap dish, think it starts with a B
>>710942819
cold noodle soup
or as i call it bitch piss
>>710942558
>>710942555
jews dont eat pork but they want the american rats to eat it just triying to make your lives healthier nothing more. Do what the fuck you want
>>710942667
next time you make it take a pic, i'm getting sick of seeing this in every food thread with the same pic posted.
>>710942819
bullshit.
>>710942937
don't your people suck on baby's dicks when they cut them?
teach us more oh wise one
>>710942819
>>710942896
It's (North) Korean, and it's naengmyeon. I had Hamheung-style.
>>710943012
I think I will....but it will need to be next Monday. It's pretty high in carbs, and I don't want to eat it twice in one week.
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ALL OF THIS FOOD WILL FUCK YOU UP.
EAT SOME VEGETABLES LIKE HUMANS WERE MEANT TO
>>710925001
>milksteak
>side of jellybeans
10/10
>>710943250
Thank you anon. Im terrible with food names, have a hot dog
>>710925097
People mock this but that college budget is tight
>>710929859
looks like a tesco cheese pizza with heinz baked beans on top and a dollop of tomato ketchup
>>710943270
Recent archeological evidence shows that humans in the paleolithic era consumed cooked meats, grains, and vegies, much like modern humans. They just didn't process their grains as much.
>>710942211
And yet, what did you eat tonight? Fast food again? Frozen dinner? Educate us.
>>710943437
I'm dieting and avoiding meat.
>or whatever's in those things...
>>710942667
>Had this for lunch, so dinner was just
>>2 slices of whole wheat bread
>>an orange
>>sugar free jello
>>about 15 unsalted pretzels
so... a faggot
>>710943437
The name of the food was the filename you fucking retard.
>>710943661
You don't diet by avoiding amino acids you faggot. You diet by avoiding fat and processed grains.
>>710943223
im not a fucking jew but they control your mind brother fuck zion
>>710943678
>faggot
No, no. Just, maintaining a slender body and trying to avoid trans-fats.
>>710943823
And I have. Now, I must maintain and try to go slimmer (currently at ~21% BMI).
>>710943960
So avoiding lean meat will just make you either more tired or hungrier. dye/fit/? I bet you eat bread faggot
>>710943960
Are those noodles in a black bean sauce?
>>710943626
that sad sad attempt
but i will entertain you. i had home made paella. but i actually invested most of the time in cooking it and not arranging it on a plate so i can instagram it. faggot
>>710944123
Not tired or hungry. I eat wheat bread, but ONLY if it's 100% whole wheat, and at certain times of the day.
>>710944240
Yes. These often have bits of pork and other vegetables added in.
>>710943960
>Just, maintaining a slender body and trying to avoid trans-fats.
so... a faggot
>>710944433
No.
>>710925001
>>710944310
My nigger. Hope you did not cheep out with the smoked paprika
>>710944403
Fucking love that shit with egg noodles, I use it as a base for when I make shit like chow meins
>>710944596
It's a once-a-month cheat meal.
>>710944403
I don't care how whole the wheat is, if it's finely milled (and I'm sure at this point that it is) it breaks down to sugar super fast.
Eat multi-grain rough-milled flour only you weak protein-phobic faggot.
>>710924825
some wrap thing I like to make
>>710925133
Yaaas bitch. My grandpa used to eat this shit in the army on a good day. Fucker got sent to Alaska for a couple years and this was like a treat for him. He showed me and I still eat a couple every month or so. Good shit fam
>>710944815
Looks fit to burst anon, I would get bigger ones. And because im not /fit/ I go for white tortillas, I like garlic and herb ones personally
>>710944806
I do.
>>710944815
>>710945014
Naw its good to go
Breakfast is for dinner sometimes
>>710929288
Funniest post I've seen on /b/ in a while. Good job anon
>>710926933
How the fuck is this farm rich in any way?
>>710946455
>create a dirt cheap product
>2000 percent mark up
farm rich muthafuckah!
>>710937895
Call Mr. Kelly
>>710947403
>>710945772
>putting beans in chili
>not putting them off as a side
Kill yourself you fucking monster
>>710925274
You must get lots of kisses
>>710939241
well, shit.
>>710948155
Fuck off Texasfag.
>>710948155
not him, but where are you from? everyone has their own thing but beans on the side is new to me. some add them and some just leave them out, some mince them to mush.
>>710936411
Its not lemons you fuck
>>710948800
Arkansasfag*
>>710926346
Ew, who the fuck drinks coke these days?
>>710948920
It's how chili is supposed to be made.
You put them on the side for 2 purposes:
>Eat them alone
>Add them to the chili before you eat it
>>710949201
[[[CURRENT YEAR]]] about soft drinks?
>>710926933
Fucking discusting dude wtf
>>710925931
"A-anon, what are you doing?"
"Shut up, mom! I'm putting this on the internet. It's funny! You don't know anything about dank memes!"
>>710925426
i did this once when i was 6 dad sent me to bed without dinner
>>710930107
You can also probably tell from the fucking profile pic you goddamn idiot
>>710938552
It's LASAGA you filthy piece of tree hugging hippie crap
>>710949720
The joke is that it's a hotdog as would be presented in one of those shitty overpriced pretentious restaurants where they use small portions, purposefully careless-looking arrangement, and "artistically" dribble the sauce on an oversized plate instead of the food that's on it.
>>710943854
All hail heir Rothschild
>>710943960
Zha jiang*
>>710949238
>It's how chili is supposed to be made.
i'm sure you are the last ultimate authority on chilli, but like i said people make it different, and a decent chilli is a decent chilli!
don't act like a cunt.
>>710950313
我不話中国語。我学習日語和韓語。
>>710943960
Cut out salt, sugar, pasta, bread, anything refined or with yeast and you will get lean quick. Hard but worth it and it gets easier once you get used to it. Being skinny rocks
Reheated butternut squash soup, with sourdough bread to sop up the bowl, and a handful of tamari almonds for desert.
>>710950614
Also avoid oil for heart health
>>710925688
No lie, I'd eat it
>>710925133
Mt Olive
NC detected?
>>710950614
>>710950688
I have. I mean, I have noodles every now and then, but dinner is usually just kimchi, green onion, and tofu soup with a few meatless side-dishes. I keep the wheat bread, because it prevents diarrhea, which I've had before while starting out on this diet.
But yes, I love being skinny. I've just about got Bai Ling's body-type, and I never want to go back to being obese.
>>710950470
Texasfags and their extended families are the ones who act like cunts and object to beans in chili in the first place, when that's how Mexicans make it. Texasfags are just delusional and continue to act like they have "real" chili.
>>710950916
You massive fucking faggot, pasta is the worst, most finely-ground white flour you could ever eat. You walking pile of shit, meat is not going to make you fat unless you eat fatty ground beef or something. Fat and sugar make you fat, and decent meat contains basically none of either.
>>710949771
Did he rape you afterwards?
more of the pasta I had earlier, except in reverse, it was mostly pasta with a little meat at lunch, I didn't have much pasta left over though so it was mostly meat this time with just a little bit of pasta, with parmesian and tomato sauce on top
>>710935991
U going to eat it or fuck it?
>>710951059
It's just ramen/ramyun....
Besides, I'm avoiding fats and meats.
>>710951059
>decent meat
>contains no fat
pick one, you ignoramus. Learn something about food and cooking.
>>710932815
>top tier cereal
kys please
>>710924825
>>710951397
Oh okay so it's just the shittiest most processed salt-ridden shit ever.
>fats and meat
Wonderful combined idea, sort of like avoiding, I don't know, papercuts and showers. But reasserting that you're avoiding those things surely makes them belong in a group together, and you surely aren't a retard who can't into nutrition.
>>710951442
Fuck off retard, go back to your chronically undercooked meme-meats and overpriced bullshit. I'm talking about nutrition, not comparing your fucking business cards, you pretentious fuck.
>>710951811
Oh, I don't use the salt packets. I use actual ingredents like bok choy, green onion, kimchi, and such instead. Also, I stick to buckwheat noodles, but not always soba.
nothing. like usual.
>>710951076
he used the ketchup for lube
>>710952164
>>710952667
>>710953216
>>710953410
>250 replies
>i'm gonna put my stamp on this thread.
>>710926276
>he knows
>>710955302
>>710954684
>>710954620
>>710954487
>>710954299
>>710953410
>>710953216
>>710952667
>>710952164
da fuck with the furry shit kill yourself... unless you post scat babes too if so please continue
>>710949938
Lasaga is plural, its one lasango
>>710955549
>>710925746
Strip club buffet
>>710954299
ok, that ones cute
>>710940552
White trash, disgusting individual.
>>710942667
Your the weeb who makes all the great Ching Chong food? I think I remember you from last thread.
>>710924825
Perfectly good pizza...ruined. WTF?
>>710944596
Haha, I believe this fellow is actually black.
>>710951611
Edgy retard move. Die already.
>>710924825
Wife baked some home-made pizza. Tasty as fuck.
>>710949412
Please, it's 2016 goy. Get with the times and be a good goyim.
>>710950548
Ching Ching
>>710924825
Tomato soup with chili, egg and macaroni.
>>710924825
Literally all these pics are from /ck/ fuck off faggot
>>710956420
>i am superior to to you in every way on the internet and my statement will stand for all time.
>>710950548
那么，为什么在你他妈的在缝隙写这个呢？
