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Atheists claim to support science, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist.
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the burder of proof doesn't lie with us.
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>>710916591
There also isn't evidence to prove that he DOES exist
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>>710916591
sage

Not sure what is more retarded, OP, or the dumbasses that make legitimate replies.
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lame bait is lame
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Classic christians, not understanding basic concepts.
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>implying science has nothing better to do
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Can you like post some new bait pls
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Yeah because atheism isn't founded in science, agnosticism is
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Prove that whimsical cock fairies don't exist right now
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>>710917326
Atheism doesn't have to be absolute. You can just believe that god isn't real, you don't have to know 100% to be an atheist.
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>>710917333
Good job anon I almost pissed myself and spit D.P everywhere.
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One of basic logic laws, not sciencist, is that you can not prove the inexistence of something inexistent
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>Stale b8 is stale.
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Y'all motherfuckers need spiderman!
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>>710916591
Provide evidence that our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.
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>The Christian God is, by definition, a perfect being
>A perfect creation would denote a perfect being more perfectly than an imperfect one
>The Christian God allegedly created the world
>The world is imperfect
>Therefore, the Christian God does not exist
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>>710916591
The burden of proof is on you.
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sage and I suck cock for Satan!
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What's the origin of this dumb image? It looks like whatever it's from would piss me off
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>>710916591
these bait threads are always hilarious as fuck good game op
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>>710917748
>evidence
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>>710918038
I was seriously trying to close that advert
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>>710916591
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Theres also no evidence that unicorns doesn't exist: Because they don't.
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>>710918333
OOOOOO, Trips of truth! That is truly worthy evidence.
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>>710916591
All Hail the IPU!
May Her Holy Hooves never be shod.
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>>710917333
a dude said they did thousands of years ago so obviously they exist. how can they not?
they were so advanced and knowledgable about the workings of the universe, it's IMPOSSIBLE that they didn't know the TRUTH.

also they told us to fuck 12 year olds so clearly, they knew what they were doing right?
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http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-rokos-basilisk-2014-8
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>>710918724
>http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-rokos-basilisk-2014-8
>this source requires me to turn off my ad block
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>>710918507
Unicorns most certainly exist!
The Invisible Pink Unicorn exists.
I know it because I have both faith and certainty.
>How can you know She is pink if she is invisible?", you may ask...
I have faith in Her pinkness and I certainly know She is invisible, as no one has ever seen Her.
But I know She is all Pink & Horny, just like me!
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>>710916591
You can't prove anything, that's the basis of the scientific method. You can speculate on likelihood, that's about it.
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>>710919162
>Pink & Horny, just like me!
filthy infidel, convert to fsm or be stoned
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>>710916591
>Atheists claim to support science, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist.

The burden of proof lies with the one making the claim. If you make a claim and cannot prove it then it's perfectly reasonable to disregard your claim.
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>>710919192
>speculate on likelihood
>pic related
Speculations?
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>>710919162
she also hates homosexuals and abortion, because i assumed she did from a book she wrote that never mentions it whatsoever. and she created the world therefore evolution and all scientific data is just WRONG! I KNOW IT FOR A FACT!
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>>710918562
She runs a little more to the Invisible side for me. At least that is how She reveals Herself to me. I've noticed a lot of folks focus on Her Pinkness, but I just really love Her Invisibility.
>and, of course, Her Hornyness!
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you cant prove a negative you dumb shit.
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Is the Goddess Eris welcome on up in here?
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>>710920434
Definitely!
More Discord is always welcome!
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>>710920434
no. only room for Anubis. all other gods are false idols. your ka is in my hands, mortals.
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>>710920537
Im actually the discordian pope. All Hail Eris!
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Isnt the state of the world we live in enough proof? If god is out there then hes given up and hates us all. but lets face it, he doesnt exist
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discordian shit is for '09 hipsters trying to seem random and unique, like a collective manic pixie syndrome with fedora overtones.
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>>710916591

God exists only with faith.
Even the most ardent athiest exhibits faith every day. Faith in the sun rising etc.
All athiests are capable of faith.
All athiests are capable of faith in God.
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We may not be able to prove god is wrong. But we can certainly prove your god is wrong.
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>>710916591

Logical fallacy

argumentum ex silentio

conclusion based on the absence of evidence rather than actual evidence.

I can claim anything I want, but if I don't back it up with evidence it will never be true.

Your argument is invalid.
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>>710916591
Christians still cannot grasp Occam's razor.
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>>710920717
Nice to meet you Pope!
All Hail Discordia!

>>710920799
Fuck you, dubs!
I'm 50 and was in at the beginning.
We paved the way for your dumb ass.
Show some respect, for HER.
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>>710920857
>Faith in the sun rising etc.
I dont think something thatcan be scientifically measured needs much faith
3/10 for making me reply
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>>710921394
>I'm 50 and shitposting on 4chan
dont brag about that, its humiliating.
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Eris does it again!

KALLISTI
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>>710916591
Prove unicorns don't exist.
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>>710916591
>unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist

I think "proof" is the word you are looking for, not evidence.

Mountains of evidence that God doesn't exist can be provided and has been provided for centuries. (yes I know it's bait but it's a really decent Poe style reverse-bait, where OP puts out an obviously flawed strawman argument to poke fun at ignorant people who seriously think these arguments are sound and meaningful. Bravo...I see what you did there)
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AVE IMPERATOR
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>>710921868
It could be worse.
I could be posting Chickun!
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>>710922200
Probably less than wise.
Better stick to Invisible Unicorns.
>yes, checked
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>>710919682
Likely they don't exist, still that 0.0000001% chance that a horse mutated to have horn grow out of its forehead. The same way there's a chance the theory of gravity is false and the earth is just a human magnet.
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>>710920799
discordian shit is for hippies, full stop. if you have the opinion it's lolrandom you have not looked into it
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>>710921122
"no evidence" actually is evidence itself.

For example, I state that Godzilla just went tearing through my neighborhood, destroying everything in sight. Yet you look around and see nothing destroyed, no giant foot prints, you find that no one has any video or photos of this alleged Godzilla encounter...All of this absolute lack of evidence where there should obviously be tons of evidence is in itself strong evidence that the Godzilla thing didn't happen.

therefore your argument is invalid, ipso fatso
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>>710922864
>assumes Hippies are a bad thing!
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>>710918625

Well, yeah. At least they weren't retarded enough to think a 17 year old doesn't know what sex is and can't crave it, so it's always rape.
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>>710919841

But the bible quite clearly states that homosexuality is wrong in the sodom and gomorrah tale. It even tells you that it's better to have your own daughters be gangraped than to allow homosexual acts to occur if you can prevent it.
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>>710923322
indeed I do not assume that, mr Bicycle-Tricycle-Dubs
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>>710920857

We know why the sun rises and know why it will keep doing so. It's got nothing to do with faith. The sun not rising would be interesting, since it would defy scientific evidence. If the earth stopped spinning overnight for no reason we can find, it would be time to start contemplating whether there's some kind of God involved.
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>>710916591
Burden of proof is on those making the claims.
Atheists aren't claiming there is a, as in singular, or otherwise, god.
Religousfags are. Burden of proof is on them.

Just as an example, you can't go around saying, "Bob Marley is actually a tranny, prove me wrong". You need proof of that shit before people with half a brain will believe you.

Again, burden of proof is on those making the claims.
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>>710924478
Bob Marley is actually, sadly, dead.
Just like a lot o' folks who once lived.
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>>710916591
Your copypasta is getting tired, anon.

Of course we support science, thus we don't believe in god.
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>>710916591
Shame on you, OP, for enjoying this so much.
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>>710920756
Why do you say he would hate us?
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>>710918008
Never ending story. It's a movie from the 80's
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>>710921995
You just killed her for me
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>>710924478
>>710924765
yes, it's more correct to say "Bob Marley was a crossdressing woman"

if you think there was surgery then you're avin a laff m8
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>>710925893
Why do you continue to refer to Goddess as "he"?
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>>710926219
>>710926013
>>710925893
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>>710924254
DID SOMEBODY SAY NIGGER DICK THREAD?!?!?!
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>>710926219
I'm 'avin a laff at you m8 for completely missing my point and focusing on the sexual antics of a corpse.
Way to go. Making /b/ proud.
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>>710916591
Fuck you that's why
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>>710926552
shhh this is now a nigger dick thread
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Stop arguing with the special needs guy, we need spidey
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>>710926589
I'm okay with that. But can we at least get a duckroll in here?
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>>710926013
I love Her in All Her guises!
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Spidey and nigger dick, the dream team
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>>710926720
Needs more banana.
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>>710918562
bible dont say nothing about no pink unicorns
ergo they dont exist
QED
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>>710926441
Jealous much faggot?
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>>710916591
It's up to believers to prove the existence of God, atheists don't need to prove anything to be justified in their beliefs.
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>>710918038
>>710917770

keked
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>>710926826
>Jealous of OP'S 2 IQ
Kek
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No nigger dicks!
A God will dickslap a Goddess for that!
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>>710916591
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Our something like that
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>>710926959
Hey, post nigger suckin nigger dick
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>>710916591
(You)
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>>710917748
*Tips fedora*
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>>710916591
Burden of proof.
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>>710916591
I have a proof!
If god writes our destiny, why did he created people like hitler? Is God bad?
Otherwise, if god gave us free will it means that he cant control us and he is not almighty, because there is something that even him cant control.
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>>710927146
*flips amphora*
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>>710927187
I believe. And it's brought me nothing but happiness. That's proof enough for me
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>>710927187
>>710927146
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>>710916591
"God" has never shown him/her/itself in any other fashion than the claims of people's imaginations. You can't measure an imagination. Sure you can write a book with 20 people claiming to be inspired by "God" but you never see God appear in the clouds and talk to people. You can't scientifically prove something that has never appeared in a fashion that is measurable.
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Thanks!
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>>710927330
Moses saw him in the form of a burning bush. He was blinded because of it. Nice try.
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>>710927494
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If you can prove that my magic invisible undetectable unicorn doesn't exist, i'll believe in god
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>>710927494
I saw god in the form of my dick
When I came he transformed in my cum
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>>710927494
I have reason to believe the burning bush was really...
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>>710927609
I can smell her sometimes
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>>710916756
We don't claim to know though, we say we believe

We have faith specidfically because we can't know
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>>710927609
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The christian god claims to be omnipotent if he is that can he make a stone that he can't even carry if he cant then he is not omnipotent if he can then he is not omnipotent
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I believe in science all the way back to the big bang and i believe the stories of the bible
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>>710927494

see

>>710923322
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>>710927837
You're mistake is that you think you can understand all that God is capable of. Human minds aren't able to do so. Trying is just silly and a proof of the arrogance of humans who think we know it all.
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>>710928094
He went blind though. Go start a bush fire and stare at it and I doubt you'll go blind
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>>710928034
Kill Yourself
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>>710917748
Welll since youre asking, the spaghetti monster may exist but isnt a god, hes made out of manmade creation and in order to become whole he had to be boiled in water and mixed with meatballs by non other than the man himself: Donald Trump
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>>710916591

i know this is a troll thread. but to be fair, my only problem with both groups that that they are SO SURE they are right, that neither of them will even consider the slightest possibility of them being wrong.
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>>710928245
You ain't been smokin da shit I been smokin then!
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Christians are already familiar with the Moses/Jesus typology of the book of Matt, Google "Jesus the new Moses" for more on that. What Christians don't realize is that where the Moses/Jesus typology ends, and the beginning of Jesus' ministry, the Jesus/Titus typology begins. Every single event in Jesus' ministry is a darkly comic version of events described in "wars." A SEQUENCE of more than 2 dozen parallels between the two works.

A few examples in sequence:
Jesus, at the shores of the sea of Galilee, calls men to follow him and become "fishers/catchers of men."

Titus, at the shores of the sea of Galilee, defeats rebels led by a Jesus, calls his men to follow him and spear/catch defeated rebels still floating in the lake, thus turning his men into literal fishers/catchers of men.

Jesus travels to Gadara and encounters a legion of demons who possess a man. Jesus commands the demons into a heard of swine who rush down a steep hill and drown in the Jordan.

Titus' army travels to Gadara and encounters a legion of rebels (Josephus refers to their leader as a demon who infected his men.) With expert command of foot and horse the rebels are forced down a steep hill where they tumble into the Jordan and drown.

Jesus, son of a Mary, in Jerusalem, at passover, tells his followers to eat his flesh and drink his blood. A human passover lamb.

A starving mother named Mary, in Jerusalem, at passover, slays her son, roasts and eats half of him. A human passover lamb

Outside Jerusalem Jesus and two others are crucified. Joseph of Arimathea asks Pilate and is granted permission to let Jesus' body down from the cross. Jesus survives.

Outside Jerusalem Josephus bar Mathias (notice similarity in names) sees three of his former friends on crosses, with tears in his eyes goes to Titus who orders they be let down. One of them survives.
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>>710928712
This typology on its own is more than enough evidence to say without any doubt Jesus was created by the Flavians, but there's a lot more. There are a number of literary puzzles that offer more proof (the puzzle of the empty tomb, the puzzle of Decius Mundus, etc...) There is also another sequence of parallels between Paul's letters and Tacitus' "annals."

Also the influence the Flavians had in the early church. The first non-fictional pope was a Flavian. The first Christian catacombs were financed by a Flavian (sister or niece of Domitian, Domitilla,) who incidentally is also a saint.

There is also the absolute lack of any evidence of Christians anywhere in the empire prior to 70AD, no inscriptions, no art, no grave markings, no carved symbols, no writings, no comments by any historians, no churches, absolutely nothing. At the end of the Flavian dynasty, 25 years later, we find all of those, in every single province of the empire. Only one group had the ability to do that. Only one group wouldn't have been killed for trying to do that. That group was the Flavians and their allies.
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the scientific method to work with theories is either provide that it is valid or that it is not, caused by evidence. there are two probles with the existens of god: you can not negate it and you can not proof it, therefore it is not a theory it is a claim. But it is ok to belief in god as long as that belief is not used used to controle people.
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>>710928514
Yes Christians do. We have faith specifically because we profess that we cannot know everything and are imperfect and not omnipotent. Atheists on the other hand are some of the most ascientific, arrogant, double standardous people I have ever met. But of course, painting in broad strokes, the same could be said of myself and other Christians. This always circles back to the imperfection of man, I've begun to notice.
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>>710916591
burden of proof
You said that the burden of proof lies not with the person making the claim, but with someone else to disprove.

The burden of proof lies with someone who is making a claim, and is not upon anyone else to disprove. The inability, or disinclination, to disprove a claim does not render that claim valid, nor give it any credence whatsoever. However it is important to note that we can never be certain of anything, and so we must assign value to any claim based on the available evidence, and to dismiss something on the basis that it hasn't been proven beyond all doubt is also fallacious reasoning.

Example: Bertrand declares that a teapot is, at this very moment, in orbit around the Sun between the Earth and Mars, and that because no one can prove him wrong, his claim is therefore a valid one.
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>>710916591
begging the question
You presented a circular argument in which the conclusion was included in the premise.

This logically incoherent argument often arises in situations where people have an assumption that is very ingrained, and therefore taken in their minds as a given. Circular reasoning is bad mostly because it's not very good.

Example: The word of Zorbo the Great is flawless and perfect. We know this because it says so in The Great and Infallible Book of Zorbo's Best and Most Truest Things that are Definitely True and Should Not Ever Be Questioned.
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>>710916591

OP, you're forgetting one thing.

God is a lie the church uses to steal your money.
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>>710916591
Hey stupid nigger why u keep making this bait it's stale as fuck, I'm guessing your an atheist who was diddle by your preacher so now you sit all day on /b/ acting out because you are an autistic child, seriously get some help or fucking kill yourself we don't need any more useless meatsacks like you taking up all the air
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>>710916591
black-or-white
You presented two alternative states as the only possibilities, when in fact more possibilities exist.

Also known as the false dilemma, this insidious tactic has the appearance of forming a logical argument, but under closer scrutiny it becomes evident that there are more possibilities than the either/or choice that is presented. Binary, black-or-white thinking doesn't allow for the many different variables, conditions, and contexts in which there would exist more than just the two possibilities put forth. It frames the argument misleadingly and obscures rational, honest debate.

Example: Whilst rallying support for his plan to fundamentally undermine citizens' rights, the Supreme Leader told the people they were either on his side, or they were on the side of the enemy.
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>>710929052
>imperfection of man
>original sin
>end of the world
>hell
Poor Christfags.
It must be rough!
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>>710916591
Holy shit, atheists btfo.
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An individual will be elected tomorrow who will most likely start the wheels in motion that will lead to the destruction of society as we know it. No God.
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Jesus does not approve of you having fun.

>fuck off Jesus!
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>>710916591
Atheism is the easiest religion to troll
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>>710930555
>>710930599
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>>710916591
Burden of proof Bub. Atheists don't say that God exists, they say there's no compelling reason or argument to suggest he does. If you can't spot the difference, consider euthanising yourself.
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>trips assumes we do not know.
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>>710930809
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meh
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>>710916591
All my /Bros/ listen! PLEASE LISTEN! ALERT! ALERT! You /bros/ need to believe in Allah and all ur dreams come true bros. Just listen to me friends. Bless u all :-)
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>>710930699
Atheism is not a religion!
>in b4 do you see what I mean? Easy to troll!
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>>710931128
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>>710916591
lil dicky - pillow talk
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>>710931113
Thanks for your input, nigger.
I don't think any of your Patriarchical religions are welcome up in here.
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>>710931113
Vending machine theology

Kill an infidel, get 72 virgins.
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Dear Deer...
Here is your God.
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>>710931816
No, No...
My God is here!
>LORD KEK
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>>710932066
>Dubs confirms KekLord
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>>710926261
Isn't it irrelevant what gender a "GOD" should be? But I was simply just continuing the jargon.
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>mfw there were 73 posters ITT when you said that.
I, of course, am the one non-virgin up in here!
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>>710932869
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>>710932869
69 confirms.
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>>710917782
God would be evil if they existed.
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>>710933127
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lots of long black dong... poor childlike empress might have a hard time
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>>710916591

>mfw when Christians say that

>mfw they don't quote the crusades

>mfw the pope tells Africa not to use condoms in a aids crisis

>mfw when established Christians say that bananas are gods food

>mfw Christians charge to forgive sins

>mfw Christianity isn't even an old religion

>mfw in the last 50 years no Christian has properly defended themself against an established atheist scientist

>mfw all religions literally brainwash people through constant exposure to their faith

>mfw nothing Christians do can surprise me anymore.

Get the fuck off 4chan
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>>710933267
"I wanted to grant to the professors of philosophy a small favour, for they are very disconcerted by the ever-increasing publicization of my philosophy which they so carefully concealed. I have done so by giving them the opportunity of slandering me by saying that I defend and commend pederasty"
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>>710933766
>childlike empress confirms she wants the black d
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>>710933867
top shrek
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>>710918333
fsm ftw my dudes
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>>710916765
I vote C) the dumbass that thinks sage still works
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>>710916591
Atheism is a type of theism
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I bought the black guy at work a dr pepper today and it made me late but he said that I would get into heaven for it. So since he's black that means I don't have to do any of the other jesusy stuff right?
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>>710934783
>>710934871
nigger cock
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>>710934578
are you fkn srs right now, I always say funny shit on /b/ and never get any (you)s. Now all I get is a fucking BBC. Fuck you /b/ and your retarded sense of humor. At least give me a fucking KEK or something
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>>710934783
The word you're looking for is theology, and it's not. It's a rejection of theology, the belief in God. Regarding OP's post, the burden of proof lies with the one trying to prove that something DOES exist.
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>>710935022
>>710935075
nigger cock
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nigger
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cock
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>>710935022 (dubs)

see (meet)

>>710932066 (dubs)
The Lord.
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>>710934959
>>710935177
>>710935272
hahahaha this fgt reached the image limit with nigger cocks
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>>710934783
>>710934871
nigger cock.jpg
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>>710935272
>>710935296
>>710935320
>>710935332
>>710935480
nig
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ger
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cock
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>>710935332
This faggot is probably OP.
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>>710933985

new nigger cock thread guys
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cockney nigger
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Hey!
I got a great idea!
Let's do this thread again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

>what do ya think OP?
We missed you for a bit there.
Looks like you might be back with a vengeance again now though!
Not all b8 is sooo tasty!
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No one truely spiritual who practices a Christian religion would be on 4chan anyway, so everything we're all talking about is futile.
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>>710936296
Shhhh.
Don't encourage him.
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>>710936374
>thinks the words truly spiritual and Christian even belong in the same sentence
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So here's what you need to know. DNA is thought to have come from RNA. RNA is irreducibly complex. You can't have a primitive life form without it. What's the theory for how RNA came? It just happened to form. Through chance or maybe because of thermodynamics and RNA lowers the energy of the system. Still, the math behind the probability of that happening....lets just say there's a better chance of there being a god, not counting the chance of it happening and then making its way inside a primitive cell. In essence, you don't know math if you say, "I'm an atheist." The best you can say is "idk" because you're an idiot if you think just because you understand the theory of evolution you know shit. The deeper you go, the more contradictions there are in everything.
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>>710936296
>>710936374
>>710936561
>>710936756
>>710937250

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All this tasty b8 ITT!
All this b8 has been r8ed an 8, as highly successful.
>successful b8 is successful
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>>710936756
Well what other Religions believe in a singular all powerful and Almighty God (often referenced to, but especially in this case?)
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>>710937492
Successful shitposting thread!
There really should have been moar Chickun!
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>>710937876
Seriously?
You're not even trying anymore!
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>>710937876
>>710938116
nigger cock
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>>710937937
Sorry, but I've been b& too many times for posting Chickun!
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>>710916591
Nice bait thread.

Also it bugs me when people say Allah, Vishnu and the Flying Sphaghetti Monster isn't real, people cannot disprove them... Stupid America being mostly Christian
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>>710938268
We had to settle for nigger cock.
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>>710938466
nigger cock
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>>710938475
That's just /b/ nowadays.
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Bye Bye, Gods & Goddesses!
Catch ya on the flip side...
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>>710938116
But who else even is? I was serious, why is ignorance when unintentional ignored?
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>>710939662
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>>710916591
Prove to me that your not God?
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Why is this still a thing.
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>>710940167
nigger cock lover
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>>710916591
I also cannot prove that distant galaxies aren't home to a race of elephant riding, dildo wielding warriors known as the elven fuckboy cult, but thanks to occams razor, I dont have to.
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>>710940764
nigger cock
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>>710916591
The time you came to the conclusion that Tiger is a superhuman I refused to take further part of this bait
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