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I'm a psychic, post 1-3 sentences about yourself and I'll make predictions about you irl
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I'm having really bad sex, is it too much to ask for mediocre pussy. About to leave a job for a better one. Trying to patent this cancer cure i developed in th 90's
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19 y o Asian autist who is khv because he's too lazy and anxious to do anything
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your way off! im starting to think your not a psychic.
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Young boy.
Sometimes lazy and sometimes energetic.
Don't know what to with my life.
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I have green eyes. I am average height. I am male.
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When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.
Everybody stops and they staring at me.
I got passion in my pants,
and I ain't afraid to show it.
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Favorite color is green. I am a furry. I am a germophobe
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>>710903123
you're being sincere but you're layering this with a fit of irony. you truly want better vagina but are unwilling to put forth the effort to obtain it

>>710903338
I used to be like you. Stop fearing the anxiety, instead embrace it and let it feel good. The world wants to help you not hinder you. Don't let others make you feel like you're wrong, you are right
(make of that what you will)

>>710903475
what?

>>710903677
you can do anything, what do you enjoy?
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>>710902797
I like pro gaming, and have practiced for tourneys in college.
My favorite color is red, fav food is grilled cheese, fav cartoon is Steven universe, breast size is 38DDD and I'm 6'1.
I like being creative, I still draw daily and my wife is a successful published writer in our state.
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These three sentences are from the deepest recesses of my mind. All my thoughts are based on the content of this paragraph. My entire life is embedded in this post.
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>>710903869
I have green eyes too! maybe you're me?

>>710903942
alpha as fuck, keep it up fren

>>710904019
sounds like autism. regardless if being a furry makes you feel like part of something and accepted in a group then go for it.
germs aren't as bad as you think, there's about 10 trillion of them on your body right now. Maybe you can be friends?
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>>710904379
this thread will be pruned in 30 minutes, it was nice knowing you

>>710904222
i thought tumblr and 4chan hated each other? I'm glad you've found a way to be comfortable with your gender dysphoria, the world is a much more open place now.
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>>710904222
hahahahahaha yea fuckin right bitch your a neckbeard writing this in your basement, lonley male cuck
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>>710904754
4chan has always had shemale threads you dipshit
your thread was a waste of time
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>>710904911
look at the newfag and laugh
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20 y/o female. Science student. Lots of tattoos.
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>>710902797
Hello Mr. Psychic. I'm a failed writer, but with a canadian lover. I hope you're doing alright today Mr. Psychic, and I hope you have a good day.
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>>710905183
you sound like my dream girl kik me: @drfinnn
(i promise im cute and the same age as you)
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>>710905085
been here sense 2011 asshole, veteran /b/ poster here
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will i ever move my soul into a robotic body?
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>>710905183
kek
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want to live a normal life, but motivation only happens in spurts. quit college with okay grades because there's shit tonnes of ways to make money without a diploma, but can't decide what to do.
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>>710905528
no. your brain maybe but never your soul.
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I am Norwegian. I spend more time on memes than building human relations. I've only gotten laid once.
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>>710902797

27
6'2"
Rides a motorbike
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>>710905382
you will never succeed. stop writing stupid artsy pieces about exploring deeper themes of the mind and make something people actually wanna read (hint: people want sex, drama and humor, make it fun, stop pretending to edgar allen poe and stop using a typewriter, it doesnt make you better)
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>>710905527
No one wants your depressing resume you fat bitch
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>>710902797
Self improvement:leg lengthening,hair transplant and bletheroplasty,what is more important?
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I breath air.
I eat food.
I watched tv
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>>710905183
Introverted and relatively smart but desperate for validation from others.
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>>710902797
Started a new apprenticeship recently as a trainee developer.
Im 19 & live in the uk and have a gf of 2 years
I got an alright wage for my age and am having my training paid for.
>found out today my dog has cancer
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>>710905698
don't worry your one of millions of losers. your not alone you pathetic cuck
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>>710902797
18 Years old, 6'3"
Virgin, no gf, never had one
Guitarist, video editor, in college and I have no idea what to do with my life.
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>>710905826
your mean
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>>710902797
im into bdsm , im a free spirit, i like chineese food
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I'm a 19 year old former alcoholic and current pill popper. Once sucked a dick for an ounce of weed. Currently going to community college.
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>>710905900
the day you realize people give more of a fuck about themselves than you, you will find happiness
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>>710902797
im lonely. my life is boring. i like cats.
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>>710905975
You will live a normal life with ups and downs, sportsball, relationships and children. You are a normie.
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>>710906200
Oh my god you've fucked up, cut it out dickhead, you can't unsuck a willy
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I can't stop faking my orgasms because I feel bad for changing my pace.
I am in panic about my future constantly.
I love sex and worry that my bf doesn't as much as I do. (I've made it so that I feel it's like a challenge to you hf to me)
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>>710902797
I'm gay.
I have crippling depression.
I have osteoporosis.
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>>710902797
Influenced by voices on the internet, I'm a student living in the United States of America. I'm someone who can't live without my music. I'm also not very organized all that much.
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I'm bisexual. Studying journalism. Former child actor
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This >>710906233
is for her >>710905183
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>>710906310
Tbh mate I'd take that over most things, cheers
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I sell autos for a living, both new and used. Just got a new puppy. Relatively happy with my life.
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>>710906094
>your
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>>710902797
I watch anime. I have 0 friends. I get straight A's.
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>>710905750
>>710905750
>>710905750

SHOP THIS GUYS PLS BROS...
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>>710906568
cool meme
dont care
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>>710906128
You will die childless of a heart attack at age 47.
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>>710905617
stop being a faggot and just pick one.

>>710905698
3d girls are not important, focus on your work good sir, it will take you far

>>710905710
get rid of your beer belly

>>710905845
if youre a girl: leg - hair - blethero
if ur a guy: hair - bleth - leg

>>710905881
just gonna take a wild shot here - ur human

>>710905900
spend your intro-time making something to share with the world. Then, accept that all attention is good attention and share it with everyone, everywhere BAM!

>>710905975
you're kinda bland and drink too much tea

>>710906035
you're already doing three things. you're insecure about your height and probably kinda thick also

>>710906128
you're too skinny gain some weight.also you haven't done anything productive or contributed to society

>>710906200
you wear a baseball cap and lots of black, you've never accomplished anything

>>710906288
you're bland looking, there are people that think you're interesting at first but once you inform them through tone, body language or words that you are boring they lose interest.

>>710906389
hi idupz, i had to get chemo after watching your videos
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Teen guy
Play way to much video games
I have a crush on a girl that i dont have a chance with.
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>>710906746
>>710906035

Height really doesn't bother me, I see it as a plus.
In terms of thick, I have kind of a stomach, but am only around 168
Close, but no cigar
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>>710906200
The dick you sucked will in the end be the motivation you required to eventually get ahead in life. It will take time though.
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>>710906769
Was going to right the same things
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Socially awkward 18 yo in college. Kinda sick of being single. Cannot tell when someones interested in me.
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>>710906288
You have crippling anxiety that you suppress and are in denial about.
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>>710906746
>get rid of your beer belly

Ha! You bastard.

Working on it m8.
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>>710906961
feels bad man
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>>710906393
schizophrenia, the voices are slowly moving into your head

>>710906424
you're very similar to milo stewart

>>710906366
i feel liek you could be gay. you're bf does like it, not as much as you, close just not quite the same.
he likes that your the insecure one in the relationship because it lets him be the confident one

>>710906504
normie gtfo

>>710906540
weeb, most liekyl white, possibly asian, you'll have a successful career and make lots of money but you'll be an autist with no real human connection forever

>>710906769
most generic normie ever gtfo
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>>710902797
I'm an aspiring musician who's bad at getting myself out there, especially with grills. I've only dated 1 girl before and that was back in high school (I'm 22). Though, there's this one chick in one of my uni classes that's cute as hell and really smart but I'm terrified of rejection. All I need is a sign man.
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>>710902797
I have aspirations of making the world a better place, but I get cravings for sissy hypno porn. I sometimes wonder what being with a man would be like. I feel that this sissy hypno indulgence and these thoughts get in the way of my goals.
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>>710902797
Major Depressive Disorder, divorced, live with mother now, used to have a job/house/wife/kids. Live is depressing but I don't have the energy to do anything to change it.
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>>710902797
I want to help people but if work is an expression of love, than my love is falling short because I am not doing enough.
I love everyone and I would volunteer my time if I had a cushion.
I feel so empty and alone and useless and wasted.
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>>710907139
this is the sign. Ask her out, she'll reject you, say "aww.." or something like that, continue to hang around her, might take a few weeks, maybe a month or two, but you'll end up doing something together
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>>710906737
i have a child already
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>>710907120
U suck faggot
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>>710907363
I stand by what I said, the spirits do not lie.
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>>710902797
>Social anxiety
>Vidya
>No friends
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I've always been an outcast. Usually hang out with people way older or younger than me. 18 and having trouble being a sincere person.
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>>710907139
Be fucking confident. That's all you need.
Don't have it? Fake it.
Confidence is #1
Don't be arrogant, just confident.
Godspeed
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>>710902797
>Mid 20s straight male
>I'm trying to get to school for nursing
>I have orgies with 4 female dogs on a semi-daily basis
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>>710902797
18 yo student failing my classes
Likes music and anything computer-related
Difficulty socializing and probably some sort of depression

I kinda made it too easy for you now eh? whatever
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>>710902797
almost done with one study mech E then onto physics and astrofysics. own a company and love my GF still feel like shit most of the time like i am missing something.
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Reinhardt Main
ugly as fukk
Graduating in electrical engineering this summer
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>>710902797

I'm /pol/
I'm /k/
I'm /fit/

What about me, lad?
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>>710904222
T...those trips are godly
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>>710907246
its physically impossible to ever do enough. let someone love you for a change, but first you have to love yourself. you'll find your groove again, I predict it (fire finger guns)

>>710907231
you're getting fat and you're a faggot

>>710907189
why not get into sissy hypno porn for real? I bet a dedicated fan like you would know how to make something good!
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>>710902797
> emotionally abused
> hate everything
> incapable of emotion from abuse now
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I'm 25, dating someone online,abused as a child.
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>>710907745
thanks
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>>710902797
DVA Main
Tall and Blonde
Geology Student
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>>710907745


I detest sissy hypno, even though I'm drawn to it.
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>>710908041
Dez, is that you?
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Haven't had sex in 10 years. I manage my service line in 3 countries. I'm borderline psychopathic.
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>>710907843
you'll get abused again and have your heart broken a few more times. There's a light at the end of the tunnel but you're not there quite yet

>>710907802
you've never taken acid at a rave

>>710908041
you're friendly and outgoing, slightly ashamed that you come to 4chan and would do your best to hide it from any girl
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>>710908129
Naah mate sorry
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while drunk, i constantly message to my relatives or people i know some stupid messages, last time to my doctor via facebook.

I spend my time 24/7 on internet, sometimes buy some food.

I'd like to do something producive, but i am so fucking tired.
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i've bipolar disorder type 1. although not advised, but i smoke weed anyway to cope with the depression. i also like to draw monsters, zombies, creatures and all that neat stuff
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>>710908338
Very weird, haha.
Knew a guy, DVA Main, loved Geology, used to be blonde
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>>710907461
Op respond
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>>710908576
what happened
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>>710908410
The messages to people are subconscious cries for help. You desperately want to connect to people in the meatworld but don't know how. Find some dumb social thing to attend regularly.
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>>710908695
Oh, he's still alive and I still talk with 'im, haha
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28 Asian neet. Tried to an hero. Love pussy so much it hurts.
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>>710908503
Ooh, show drawings anon
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>>710902797
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Stronger than a locomotive.
Like wearing gay-ass tights.
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>>710902797
I'm a director torn between sexual, fetishistic desires and my work. I'm filming my first full length narrative film in the summer. I have a girlfriend but also have a secret fetish of being a girl and takin cock. I just took a foundation makeup sample from whole foods, but don't even know what it is.
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>>710908953
a piece i did yeaaars back. as you can tell, i love pizza
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>>710907461
Social anxiety, we all have at least some. If you are mindful of it you can tell when it is affecting your actions and sort of counter it.
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Have schiz.
No success in life whatsoever, current relationship feels sad and lonely despite gf understanding and being there for me a lot.
Fantasies of being a qt trap, too big of a pussy to transition thanks to hate crimes.
Help
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I don't love my GF anymore, but I can't break up with her. I'm afraid about my future. I can't take decisions.
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>>710905183
Mahri?
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>>710909265
This is really fuckin good though. I dream that my own style looks similar one day but I'm really bad at looking up references and actually practicing and all that.
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>>710902797
I'm an idealist and very bright. My cock is about 6" long. I feel that it's too small at times and it makes me want to be gay/a girl.
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>>710909707
this is pretty recent. finished it last friday. oh show me some of yours!
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>>710909802
Becoming a trap is always a good answer anon
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>>710907120
>schizophrenia, the voices are slowly moving into your head
Something tells me you aren't a real psychic.
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>>710910076
We all know OP isn't a real psychic, anon, we're just here because we have nothing better to do.
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>>710902797

well I love to smoke and drink. I miss my girlfriend a lot while she's away. and I love super smash brothers
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>>710908945
Do some volunteer work in Africa. I am being sincere, don't do it for them, do it for you. It will work.
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>>710909944
I'm 26, 6' 175 lbs though
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>>710909802
You don't actually have a complex about your dick, it feels better for your ego to displace your feelings of inadequacy on a simple bodypart so you have convinced yourself it's all about your dick.
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>>710909913
These guys are so creepy in all the right ways. Have you considered making characters out of a few and doing something huge with them?
I don't really have any drawings I'm particularly proud of right now, since I'm on phone at the moment. If I had to compare styles It'd be Edward Gorey or Tim Burton, though. Redrawing their things are the few of the earliest memories I have.
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>>710910311
Hrt does wonders to your body. Also you can diet.
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>>710910463
So if I just better myself and work on my goals and not indulge such thoughts it'll slowly go away?
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>>710909301
What's your Name?
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I am semi fit but also too lazy to go to the gym. I don't seek a significant other. I struggle in university.
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>>710910767
I don't even know if I like dick
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>>710902797
I love math subjects, can't get enough of it.
I am a guy.
I play three instruments.
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>>710908295
Can't handle a few more times. Rather kill myself than deal with more of that. Thanks for letting know not to risk it.
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>>710910639
i'm currently tryna venture into the path of being an, uh, "artist", i feel so pretentious saying that. i'd like to call myself a "spawnist" tho, since i spawn shit haha. i'm planning to sell posters of attached pic since it's digitally painted. but like you said, i should make a few distinct characters and make something out of em. thanks for the suggestion anon!
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>>710902797
everyone i know is a cokehead and its so boring to be around.

ive been posting here since 2007ish, im 24 now.

this website has probably played a larger part in sculpting me than i would like to admit, my power level is hidden well.
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>>710911154
Haha, this would look rad on a wall.
Character design is just suffering for me at this rate, since characters and monsters are like 75% of the things I draw nowadays. I have this obsession with making silhouettes of characters very different, and it gets pretty annoying when you have a bunch of them.
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Loves nurology/science.
Big time gamer.
Loves death metal.
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>>710910778
If working on your goals fulfills you, if the struggle is empty you will keep feeling like an inadequate pretender. Maybe there will always be a part of you that enjoys the fetish to some degree but wanting to get so constantly immersed in a simple fetish just for immediate gratification usually doesn't appeal to fulfilled humans.
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>>710911039
You won't know until you try it anon
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>>710907524
op answer
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>>710910844
George
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>>710902797
I study Molecular Biology. I come from an upper-middle class, very small family. I do not vote.
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>>710911834
The dogs get revenge on you. Soon, the shovelanon.gif meme spawns.
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took a quick break sorry

>>710907461
you feel like you don't connect with your own age group, theres something wrong with you that makes you blend better with either less mature people who dont you're messed up or older people who don't care. if you want advice, the best thing to do is decide what you want to be then let yourself be it. It'll take time to feel comfortable but will be worth it

>>710907524
you truly don't give a fuck, are mid range attractive, could be addicted to hard drugs while claiming you could quit any time

>>710907578
you've never taken acid at a rave, never found something that you can lose yourself in

>>710907584
have potential as a professional ugly person but you've never auditioned

>>710909301
you've forgotten the feeling of love but estranging yourself and as a result are losing your confidence, find something that gives you inherent value as a person and you will grow to feel the warmth of the sun once more

>>710909531
you will die alone and unhappy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>710909802
you've taken so many drugs that your mind has completely disconnected from physical reality. you exist in a matrix-like simulation of your own imagination

>>710909913
haha i love your drawing!

>>710910076
well, believe what you want but be careful about those urges to murder your family and rape the school children in a flaming bus

>>710910189
kinda fat, generic white guy, you're useless to the world, there's enough of you already

>>710911021
in the near future you will find a person of the preferential sex with the same lack of personality you have and the both of you will end up together out of a lack of will to put effort into anything better

>>710911119
no you idiot, you'll get hurt because that's what you expect. it's all in your head dumbass, once you figure out that you're getting hurt because you want to you'll finally stop. If you don't risk it you'll end up pathetic and alone forever

>>710911441
your level will soon be revealed
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>>710911775
sauce
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>>710911687
Big guy around 30-35 with a full beard.
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>>710911687
generic trash tier internet fuckhead pls kill yourself

>>710911912
you're very bland and will marry close relative

>>710911913
this is also correct
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>>710902797
i talk to a lot of people, i get in trouble a lot, and i have a decent love life
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>>710911838
Are you sure its not Jon?
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>>710911969
Iv'e worked out a few hours a day. I'm 20 and am clean cut.
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>>710912156
Is this because I know nothing?
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>>710912135
what a charmer. Act in a teen movie anon! After that go on a downward spiral of drugs and whores until you die from a heroin overdose in a seedy motel 8 in backwoods Wisconsin
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Divorced

Have Boston terrier

Majorly suicidal
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52 years old
Employed full time
Usmc veteran
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>>710912105
Kill yourself, pleb.
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>>710907745
Thanks anon. That was really nice. Can I read your fortune?
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>>710911547
thanks anon! well, if you draw monsters, you already create characters. the best part of drawing them is that, there are literally no limits. you can have it with a thousand eyes and purple lobster claws and it just goes on and on. oh silhouettes eh? that sounds pretty cool. a lot of my works are on instagram tho, if you're keen on checking them out. i even took part in inktober haha.
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>>710912225
jokes on you i was planning on offing myself next week, so u r incorrect!!!
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>>710911913
they seem to like me quite a lot

>>710911935
mostly right but sadly no drugs at the moment
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>>710911935
ayy thanks anon!
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I am insanely in love with cinema, any sort of creating writing and I'm in the process of writing my own works right now.

In a relationship for a few years, love the girl a lot (LDR, but meet few times a year)

Starting college after a break year in October and moving across the country, still have no idea what to Major in though
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>>710912561
Don't really use instagram, but if you give a link I'll definitely look through it right now!
I have a thing for making creatures that have some kind of meaning behind their looks most of the time, or just merge two animals together to make a living pun. It's almost always something mythology or history related, even with the human characters.
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>>710912337
Divorced with one grown child.
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>>710902797

I love Ovaltine and coffee in the morning. I cant STAND it when somebody eats with their mouth open. I love a good Belgian ale during a snow storm.
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>>710913158
You are a gigantic faggot.
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>>710913245
Open mouth chewer detected
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Okay
i fucking hate my self for everything ive done to people over the past
everyday i wake up and think about pulling that trigger
ill never live this down
guess my profession fgts
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>>710912940
here's the link anon ; https://www.instagram.com/ashrafromli/

anyway, dude that's so cool! do you mean something like a spideer? a hybrid of a spider and a deer? haha. awesome man.
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>>710912486
ok sure. 21 year old male, likes to wear yoga pants, pretty confident I'm god

>>710912579
sometimes my predictions come true faster than I could have believed

>>710912797
cinema you faggot. you're insecure for some reason and about 60% beta. Do you tho

>>710913158
you are pic related

>>710913519
ur a kids birthday party clown
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>>710902797
I'm tall. I'm a furfag. I'm in college.
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>>710913630
not even close
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>>710913519
Advertising.
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>>710913630
Slowly but surely the catapiller turns. Find your cocoon and spin your webs young god. Also GET CRUNK yo ass legal my nigga, ball out
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>>710913742
faggot
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>>710913519
dentist
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>>710914106
wow thank you this makes almost no sense
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>>710902797
Male. Was always far more advanced intellectually than class mates and family. Only had 2 friends, they were my best friends, but I cut off communication with them. Philosophy and psychology savant, but have felt very unfulfilled and depressed since 16. At 17, started trying to get the attention of older men sexually on Craigslist; I still do this at 24. Currently a vegan idealist brainstorming on how I can bring people together.
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>>710913591
Yep! Exactly like that! Things like literal Tigersharks and Cat-erpillars or just straight up manticores. Whenever I actually incorporate those things in some kinds of plots they end up coming around as things that want to munch on the protags rather than actual characters, though.
A Caterpillar would make a pretty cool pet.
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>>710902797
I'm a director torn between sexual, fetishistic desires and my work. I'm filming my first full length narrative film in the summer. I have a girlfriend but also have a secret fetish of being a girl and takin cock. I just took a foundation makeup sample from whole foods, but don't even know what it is.
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>>710913591
youre so cruel to your creations
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>>710902797
Alcoholic
Good job
Hot wife
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>>710902797
I bet you can't guess my name.
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>>710914342
bringing people together is easy. stop brainstorming and JUST DO IT

if you weren't a faggot you would know this
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>>710914503
AWESOME!!! makes me wanna try some of that. maybe a blizard or something. an icy lizard haha. haha someone actually had a caterpillar as a pet and made an instagram for that little bugger ; i think it was chill_caterpill or something.
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I'm young, I'm a bit of a loser, I'm often lazy.
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Born with autism. Tried to drown years of frustration and embarrassment with drug addiction. Recovered somewhat, living at home, restless.
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>>710914266
aw iddy biddy babby god is confues?
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>>710914904
Do you mean literal faggot, God?
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>>710914764
hahahahaha it's either i'm very cruel or very generous. some of them have really nifty powers and traits.
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>>710915016
Caterpillar as a cat-caterpillar combo is what I meant! Do post on Instagram if you make some punimals, I'm gonna lurk on it like forever now.
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>>710914870
>>710914870
its one of these

>>710914868
you're a time traveler from the 1950s

>>710914709
you have a pedo stash and lack the balls to ask your gf to peg you. your aunt touched you inappropriately when you were young

>>710915071
found you michael Cera

>>710915121
ye

>>710915090
bebby needs a nap-nap and lil titty suck pwease

>>710915084
my prediction is: if you become a cage fighter your tard strength will make u a vury large success and you WILL get the SUCC
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>>710915362
>ts one of these
>>710914870
fuck forgot to paste:
http://names.mongabay.com/male_names.htm
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>>710915071
Society is not actively challenging children like it should. You use being a "loser" as a crutch to excuse laziness. It's worked for you too well, you need to challenge yourself by deliberately placing yourself in difficult situations where you will suffer real, hard core consequences if you are lazy.
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>>710915234
OH!! my bad. yeah a cat-erpillar would be so cool. instead of purring, they'll make this weird bubbly noises. awesome dude, will definitely make some punimals. did you follow me tho? i left my phone downstairs. hope to see your works uploaded there too!
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>>710915420
It not on there
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>>710914266
You're welcome and nice dubs /b/uddy
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>>710915534
Again, I don't really have an instagram. I usually don't share my drawings anywhere, but I might just start doing so on instagram now.
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>>710902797
I'm a 23 year old somewhat handsome bodybuilder but I'm still a Virgin and never had girlfriend bc I'm afraid of rejection also I have have a lot of friends
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Hi Luke! High Chris! Hi Matthew, Bye Frank.
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>>710915733
ah i see. sorry about that. yeah, make one dude. it's really a good way to put your stuff out there and to discover really awesome art. had a lot of inspirations through it.
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I am happy with my life
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>>710916100
You are not happy with your life.
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>>710916100
REEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!

>>710915957
ur gay and a bottom at that. you're new goal in life is to swallow as much cum as humanly possible

>>710915571
ur lying

>>710915603
thank!
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>>710916253
But you are happy with your life.
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i am
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>>710902797
I'm a lonely virgin and I want someone to be intimate with
People say I look like a serial killer
I feel uncomfortable in my own skin and I always wanna be dead
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>>710916334
I am what, faggot.
>Faggot
Okay thanks god.
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The fucking nigger who said that he was a GutterButterSlutHorror is an hero.
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>>710902797
>I rarely browse /b/
>I frequent /fit/ no homo
>evolved from kissles virgin to normal virgin on halloween
>could lose my remaining virginity to a black bisexual tumblr feminist if I was desperate
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>>710915362
I think I might be, God.

I'm rubbing my boipussy for you.
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Very tech addicted
Smoke tons of weed.
And never graduated.
>Also I love guns
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>>710915362
>>>710914868 (You)
>you're a time traveler from the 1950s
Wish I was. But no, I live in the time of blandness and eternal non-purpose.
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Slutty bump for God.
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>>710916325
I am happy with myself, I am growing well in the direction I set out to grow and have some nice relationships with relatively smart people but I don't have what anyone would call a "happy life". I have tasted happiness and it's overrated, it's a chemical state, it brings no real fulfillment, struggle is what men were born for.
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>>710914709
I also wish that i was a girl and could take dick from a girl with a penis.
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>>710916851
thanks <3

>>710917198
I too love anime, lets start a club, maybe even a website to chat about anime together, great idea huh?!

>>710918087
sned feet B)

>>710918314
ok. I much prefer messing with people but we all have something. Go struggle to build a big beautiful world so that I can enjoy it without exerting effort. ThANk!!11!1!
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Wrong as hell, stillmarried 28 years , three kids
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>>710919237
>>710916851
>>710917198
>>710918087
>>710918314
o yea heres your predictions
>death
>raped by gay slavs in their 50's with mommy abandonment issues
>death in a chemical fire while attempting to invent a miracle cure for wilted hydrangeas
>will fall in love with the a beaitufl indian girl only to discover that she's really ten thousand spiders inside a skin suit looking for a flesh bag in which to secret their ripe, itching ovulations. The sex is different but you find it to be enjoyable and start a human -> spider dating site
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Feeling different and ordinary at the same time, afraid of that my dreams may not come true, creative . Btw sorry for my english
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