yo /b/
Was trying to order a jewmeme mastercard on my banks webpage. Motherfuckers declined due to it being politically/religously provocative. Looking for something else. Any good ideas for a messed up mastercard?
Pic related. It's what I wanted.
>>710879828
Try opening in paint and inverting the color and try again
They may only look for the black version
>>710879828
>>710879898
Lol, keeping this in mind
>>710879828
>>710879974
Sadly there cannot be any text on the image.
>>710879939
It's a manual process. A bunch of dudes in the bank check all applications.
>>710879828
>>710880223
Considering this too
Use this pic of my dog because reasons
>>710880578
There is no way they are going to allow this, but I am going to attemp. Hilarious.
>>710880722
Probably denied because of numbers
I really dislike these services.
>nothing not PC
>nothing premade because of copyrightkltj
>no words
>faces discouraged
>too many failed attempts and they lock you out
>>710880173
Fuck
>>710880219
Fuck fuck
They're probably all Jews too
winner
I might wanna post the rules stated on the site.
1) no text
2) No logoes or metallic colors
3) No religous/provocative imagry
Obviously, I wanna push it as far as possible.
>>710880949
This would easily be allowed. Sadly, it doesn't fit the card. Tried rotating it, didn't work out well.
>>710881199
Sorry, cannot do Nazi stuff.
use this one!
>>710881135
Weaponry isn't allowed either. They're really really gay.
Gotta do this
Try this
>>710881301
This one is good. Keeping the image.
>>710881413
Absolutely amazing!!!
Why not this one?
>>710881438
Brilliant idea too
>>710880583
If your gonna use a doggo use mine
>>710879828
Try an abstract version.
THIS
>>710881792
kek
>>710881849
OR THIS
>>710881792
>>710881790
Actually, this could very well work! Got any more??
Try this shy girl
>>710881971
Kek that's a Winrar in my books
>>710879828
>your account balance
>>710881971
They are going to refuse this though as it's vulgar.
>>710882164
seconded
>>710882000
>Got any more??
literally hundreds.
Use this
I have already seen this
>>710879828
They are racists if they don't allow this.
Du burde seriøst overveje at tage dit eget liv, hvor gammel er du? 15?
Tell them this is a violation to your freedom of speech. Since you obviously don't find it offensive.
>>710882628
YES
>>710881524
flip it and go full trump
This one is a goodie
>>710882365
Post em dude. I'll literally keep trying until they accept it. I think abstract ones or version without the star and the kippah would work the best.
>>710882907
Can't cuz text on it
>>710881393
Too soon bro
Its not funny
Gimmie my fucking Battletoads
>>710879828
>would get banned for trying with >>710883099
>>710879828
1/2
>>710879828
2/2
>>710881524
That's actually quite good.
>>710883310
>best way to get puberty forced upon you
if they deny you tell them you are swapping bank
>>710879828
Would this fit OP?
i dont have much deus vult
some1 post that shit up
Why not give a try to this one? Im curious if the filter process will catch it.
>>710884121
very gay
The look is because he found out the man taking the picture was a Jew.
>>710883188
>weve officialy deified pepe
holy fuck
>>710883918
>>710884230
>>710884281
who we, pol?
>>710881393
That's messed up, man...
>>710884579
the wired collective is what im referring to
we need more deity pepe
>>710883245
>>710883295
kek
maybe. Moar?
>>710883008
THIS OP
>>710881564
That's legit fucking creepy
>>710885239
no
>>710885242
nothing with text on it
>>710883177
i fucking love judge dredd
>>710881219
sauce?
>>710881393
Not cool man... Let some time pass before you start making fun of that shit.
>>710882064
Damn that black guy has been busy, I'm going to check for my bike when I get home
>>710879828
See if you can get dubs on your card.
If so I demand you put this on.
>>710886024
I can't attach pictures because I'm a faggot who forgets to do shit
>>710883008
Tell them its mario
>>710882000
check'd
>Racist pictures of jews on /b/
>pictures of jews on /b/
>jews on /b/
>/b/
>>710880354
wtf are her hands
>>710885797
I think I missed something, why are we mad at this?
Is she dead or something? I don't get it
>>710886084
Amazing fucking idea. Ill try this
>>710887707
fucking kys summerfag
>>710888067
I apologise for having a job and not spending every day of my life on /b/
>>710883699
This is fucking perfect lol
>>710881393
Fuck you
>>710883993
It's not a computer. It's a bunch of dudes manually going through each and every picture.