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yo /b/

Was trying to order a jewmeme mastercard on my banks webpage. Motherfuckers declined due to it being politically/religously provocative. Looking for something else. Any good ideas for a messed up mastercard?

Pic related. It's what I wanted.
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>>710879828
Try opening in paint and inverting the color and try again
They may only look for the black version
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>>710879828
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>>710879898
Lol, keeping this in mind
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>>710879828
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>>710879974
Sadly there cannot be any text on the image.
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>>710879939
It's a manual process. A bunch of dudes in the bank check all applications.
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>>710879828
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>>710880223
Considering this too
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Use this pic of my dog because reasons
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>>710880578
There is no way they are going to allow this, but I am going to attemp. Hilarious.
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>>710880722
Probably denied because of numbers
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I really dislike these services.

>nothing not PC
>nothing premade because of copyrightkltj
>no words
>faces discouraged
>too many failed attempts and they lock you out
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>>710880173
Fuck
>>710880219
Fuck fuck
They're probably all Jews too
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winner
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I might wanna post the rules stated on the site.
1) no text
2) No logoes or metallic colors
3) No religous/provocative imagry

Obviously, I wanna push it as far as possible.
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>>710880949
This would easily be allowed. Sadly, it doesn't fit the card. Tried rotating it, didn't work out well.
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>>710881199
Sorry, cannot do Nazi stuff.
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use this one!
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>>710881135
Weaponry isn't allowed either. They're really really gay.
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Gotta do this
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Try this
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>>710881301
This one is good. Keeping the image.
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>>710881413
Absolutely amazing!!!
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Why not this one?
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>>710881438
Brilliant idea too
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>>710880583
If your gonna use a doggo use mine
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>>710879828
Try an abstract version.
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THIS
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>>710881792
kek
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>>710881849
OR THIS
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>>710881792
>>710881790
Actually, this could very well work! Got any more??
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Try this shy girl
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>>710881971
Kek that's a Winrar in my books
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>>710879828
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>>710882000
Sure
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>your account balance
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>>710881971
They are going to refuse this though as it's vulgar.
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>>710882164
seconded
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>>710882000
>Got any more??
literally hundreds.
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Use this
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I have already seen this
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>>710879828
They are racists if they don't allow this.
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Du burde seriøst overveje at tage dit eget liv, hvor gammel er du? 15?
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Tell them this is a violation to your freedom of speech. Since you obviously don't find it offensive.
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>>710882628
YES
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>>710881524
flip it and go full trump
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This one is a goodie
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>>710882365
Post em dude. I'll literally keep trying until they accept it. I think abstract ones or version without the star and the kippah would work the best.
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>>710882907
Can't cuz text on it
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>>710881393
Too soon bro
Its not funny
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Gimmie my fucking Battletoads
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>>710879828
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>would get banned for trying with >>710883099
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>>710879828
1/2
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>>710879828
2/2
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>>710881524

That's actually quite good.
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>>710883310
>best way to get puberty forced upon you
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if they deny you tell them you are swapping bank
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>>710879828
Would this fit OP?
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i dont have much deus vult
some1 post that shit up
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Why not give a try to this one? Im curious if the filter process will catch it.
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>>710884121

very gay
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The look is because he found out the man taking the picture was a Jew.
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>>710883188
>weve officialy deified pepe

holy fuck
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>>710883918
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>>710884230
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>>710884281
who we, pol?
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>>710881393
That's messed up, man...
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>>710884579
the wired collective is what im referring to

we need more deity pepe
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>>710883245
>>710883295
kek
maybe. Moar?
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>>710883008
THIS OP
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>>710881564
That's legit fucking creepy
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>>710885239
no
>>710885242
nothing with text on it
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>>710883177
i fucking love judge dredd
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>>710881219
sauce?
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>>710881393
Not cool man... Let some time pass before you start making fun of that shit.
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>>710882064
Damn that black guy has been busy, I'm going to check for my bike when I get home
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>>710879828
See if you can get dubs on your card.
If so I demand you put this on.
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>>710886024
I can't attach pictures because I'm a faggot who forgets to do shit
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>>710883008
Tell them its mario
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>>710882000
check'd
>Racist pictures of jews on /b/
>pictures of jews on /b/
>jews on /b/
>/b/
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>>710880354
wtf are her hands
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>>710885797

I think I missed something, why are we mad at this?
Is she dead or something? I don't get it
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>>710886084
Amazing fucking idea. Ill try this
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>>710887707
fucking kys summerfag
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>>710888067

I apologise for having a job and not spending every day of my life on /b/
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>>710883699
This is fucking perfect lol
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>>710881393
Fuck you
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>>710883993
It's not a computer. It's a bunch of dudes manually going through each and every picture.
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