anon,
how do you handle/manage stress in your life ?
Im a serial killer
Sex and drugs
going on killing sprees
Alcohol and music
>>710877573
sauce
*unzip dick*
There usually isn't much stress in my life but if there I usually deal with it with drugs and alcohol.
>>710878148
This
>>710877573
Smoke hash err'day
>>710877573
I masturbate a lot
>>710877573
My ex-wife just called me from a hospital parking lot. Apparently she has brain tumors on top of being schizophrenic, or is schizophrenic because she has brain tumors or whatever.
Anyway, she just asked me to be her legal guardian, and to tell her that I would come help her if she called because she is afraid that Jehova's Witnesses from outer space who look like Parisian supermodels are going to do experiments on her. Or something like that.
This is relevant because I manage this kind of stress by telling total strangers on the internet about so I can go to work and pretend that this part of my life doesn't exist.
I think she will probably be dead soon, or full-time locked up for being crazy, or maybe will run away to hide from the moon people and I will never see her again.
go on /b/ and laugh at people whose lives suck worse.
>>710878528
Welp, as long as she's your ex-wife and not your current..
>>710878528
sure sounds like fun..?
>>710877573
raging alcoholic.
>>710877573
pic related ;)
>>710877573
Drug abuse
Violent masturbation
Video games
Booze.
drugs and porn
Eating too much
Watching stupid shows on TV
Browsing hours of useless internet sites and youtube
Overthink stupid shit
TLDR: Badly
I guess there's no sauce.
>>710877573
I don't, i'm horrible at stress mastery.
Gaming does however temporarily let me forget how stressed i am.
But in reality it just ends up as a way of delaying what i really need to do, which i guess makes the stress worse really.
>>710879225
This
>>710877573
Saw this video once but cant find it
Anyone have sauce?
alternating between sexting with sluts and fantasizing about suicide, the idea of forgetting and in turn being forgotten.
>>710877573
>Implying I have stress to deal with
Smoke a shitload o'weed
Fap
Do sports
Insult op
>>710879942
what's a shitload? bong? joint?
i smoke like 20-30€ worth of per day with a bong. i consider it moderate-high consumption
>>710877573
Video games, porn, drinking, sometimes weed
>>710880054
>20-30€ worth of per DAY
This is beyond moderate m8.
>>710877573
Stop giving a shit
>>710877794
say, do you know the ice truck killer?
>>710877573
african buttsex
>>710880222
trips have spoken...
>>710877573
i put on a diaper and some embarrassingly babyish clothing and submit to dominant people, male and female. im male myself.
>>710877573
Can't handle it.
That's why I 'bate to midget porn and your mom.
All of you have pleb-tier coping mechanisms. Listen to this shit:
I have a fantasy life of myself in a parallel universe where I had a fraternal twin sister. We complete each other and neutralize the others' faults perfectly. We need nobody else and can just make fun of the rest of the world together.
Very young, we learned music together. We became pop stars and actors, famous equally for what we do on stage and screen as we are for living an ideal incrstuous life.
I'm probably "in" this world more hours a day than I am present in the moment.
>be stressed out
>drink a fifth through the night
>vomit on my bed during sleep
>woke up with massive headaches and dried puke on my shirt and sheets
>had to laundry sheets and shirt while still a bit intoxicated
>promised myself not to ever drink (that much) ever again
it's 2016 and this has become a ritual every time something unpleasant happens. Help.
>>710879047
>Violent masturbation
how can masturbation be violent ?
>>710880511
so, you do some acid, you could've save some tipping bro
>>710880605
when the dick isn't yours and you forcefully do it
I talk a walk. That's it. I just take a walk. I walk until the stress melts away, and then I go home. Sometimes, I'll be out for an hour or more, but it works.
>>710880511
pathetic
>>710880222
>>710880054
Not really. I'm on about the same amount. I know people who smoke more.
Listen to music which helps clearing my head.
>>710877573
Mindfulness meditation and the occasional joint.
>>710877573
running
>>710880720
I started doing this during the summer nights because my neighbor got a dog and she wasn't around to walk it much.
I found that listening to music while walking actually stressed me out more. Do you listen to anything, or enjoy the silence?
Jesus, does no one have sauce on this?
>>710877573
heavy weights, once you destroy you body from lifting, everything that was bothering me seems dull and minuscule, or hard cardio. also jerking off.
>>710880906
only way to do it
>>710877573
Boxing. Best sport, especilly for forever alones. You'll gain "respect for yourself" if I use the stereotypical wording for this. Essentially you won't back down to others unless you know you're in the wrong.
>>710877573
i stop thinking
>>710880054
I burn like 10g/week.
I could burn 15/w, but i have to go to work.
>>710881020
is 24 to old to start boxing?
drugs cigs and music. binge watch tv shows. have mental breakdowns weekly. take long baths
>>710880936
I just walk. No music, no extraneous noise, and I just observe the world around me.
>>710877573
Knitting
MMA, Muah Thai...I punch people & I getting kicked...It works fine...
pretend that im still a kid that dont give a fuck
Weed.
>>710881290
muay thai...
>>710881112
No. I started at 20.
>>710881164
I keep telling myself that I stopped doing it because the dog's owner has been around and I'm too busy, but I've pretty much been avoiding it.
I should get back into the habit. It works well, and doing it in town at night voids all the anxiety of confrontation when I'm trying to relax.
Go for a walk alone at night.
>>710881012
This
>>710881112
Do you have any martial arts background? Boxing IS a martial art. It helps if you have at least done one striking martial art before.
I fuck fat chicks.
>>710877573
Embrace it.
>>710880600
funny pic.
but you know what to do...
AA
>>710881757
no, i mostly played soccer and football when i was younger, and have been lifting weights for about 4 years now and am getting really bored and burnt out from it, want to try something new that actually involves learning a skill then trying to get stronger and bigger.
>>710877573
weed, weed and more weed
>>710880600
I'd recommend getting it under control. I've been doing the same for 2016 since a close friend died in a car accident, gf that I thought was going to raise my children dumped me, and my father passed away. The thing that finally made me take pause was a hemmerhoid cause by what they assume is my damaged liver not being able to process all my blood, and diverting it to other areas... don't get hemmerhoids just because you want to escape the pain...
>>710880936
Or listen to "Enjoy the Silence" for sheer irony.
>>710880600
if you vote for Trump, he will end this suffering for you. I promise you this anon.
I usually listen to music I can relate to but sometimes I watch videos of Isis members being tortured. Only problem is it makes me want to join in so bad.
>>710877573
As a schizophrenic drug addict I'm very bad at handling stress.
Uptill a few months ago I used to smoke 3 grams of amnesia a day. I quit now.
I can't cope with life and am seriously concidering suicide.
Pls don't help me.
>>710882503
I never knew if this was truly security cam or staged. Either way, I chuckle...
>>710882753
Woah... Easy, Tiger.
>>710882325
Good advice.
>>710883070
Do it fagot.
>>710877573
I don't. Might be why im a schizofreak
>>710883070
at least vote for trump befor you do it.
>>710883189
..but don't forget to post!
>>710883070
find a earth cam that faces a really tall building near were you live, and tell us which one, and try to do as many flips as possible.
>>710879225
Exactly
>>710878528
>legal guardian
>ex-wife
your life is all sorts of fucked up, but this sounds like a pretty sweet deal
extreme sports + weed +lsd
Life is beautiful!!!
>>710883112
>security cam or staged.
I really do believe it is from a security cam, but I hate that abrupt ending. Would have loved to see her spider-walk some more.
>>710883832
Get a job you fucking faggot. Stop living of dads money.
>>710884039
Haha, nice try faggot... I am working as software engineer, and I pay for my own expenses.
>>710877573
Raping people, makes me chill
>>710877573
I don't. Now help me make this knot.
>>710877573
I take it out on the family dog when no one else is around
>>710879667
>t. nordic fag
We dont recieve 20$/hour to work on McDonald's, neither have ultra social system that makes us scratch our buns with no worries
>>710883529
This
>>710880511
>pleb-tier coping mechanisms
>I have a fantasy life of myself in a parallel universe where I had a fraternal twin sister
thats literally the saddest, gayest thing ive ever read
>>710883892
for some reason, your response made me laugh even more... God, I'm a bad person.
>spider walk even more...
I bought a Nespresso machine... been drinking 5 espressos per day. Spend most of the time not giving a shit about anything in a caffeine induced daze...
>>710880605
Try using sand
>>710877573
I'm not. I'm just holding on until my mom dies, then I plan to end my life. I just don't want her to have to bury her child. That's pretty fucked up.
>>710878629
This
>>710885427
holly fuck, are you me, that is exactly what i'm doing right now.
>>710880231
The only sensible response. Except for people who have the worst jobs in the world (garbage man, industrial septic tank cleaner, POTUS etc) or you have kids (gotta care about em tho) or your ex wife doesn't have anyone else to help her and for some reason you still care about her, then just do this.
I know. It's not as easy as it sounds, but all you do is stop caring about things.
>bububu work stresses me out I need to work
You're right! Good luck!
>>710885596
It's awesome, isn't it? I got it purely for the coffee but the aforementioned side effects are a huge bonus! :)
>>710885531
The reincarnation of Hunter Thompson?
>>710885427
Brought my espresso machine into the work place once and the entire Production office was strung out on shots of caffeine for about 8 hours. Shit got weird... We were all walking around like we were floating; like being drunk but no alcohol. Probably bad for folks prone to heart palpitations...
>>710877573
I just don't give a fuck about anything. My life is completely fucked up because I don't give a fuck, but I don't give a fuck, so it doesn't stress me out.
Just stay calm, don't give a fuck and nothing will work out. ;)
>>710885427
>>710885596
>violent ibs
>massive headaches
>shaky grandpa hands
Don't get old.
>>710878009
Cathy, fille soumise (1977)
Do you guys ever realize how much of degenerates we all are, kek.
All of us in one big house would make one hell of a reality show.
Frequent psychotic episodes. The voices are starting to get nicer
>>710885995
That sounds fucking awesome. I would love to see my office all fucked up on caffeine
>>710886110
"...and the further I get from the things that I care about
the less I care about how much further away I get."
-- Fear of Ghosts
by The Cure
>>710886288
You can't make houses for fat people, silly.
>>710886126
yikes...
I'm getting there, myself.
Shaky hands / fingers.
Forced tremors sucks...
>>710877573
numb it out
>>710886387
We got a lot of shit done that day...
But I felt pretty sick by the end of it.
>>710885427
I take caffeine pills, 0,8g a day, makes me just shitty, not as good as coffee, one string expresso makes me read books and study a lot, i ll never get this
>>710886126
Slight ibs... true... but it's worth it when you're feeling like shit. It puts me in a great mood...
>>710886552
Yeah it doesn't get better from there man. Drink lots of fucking water and hope you don't totally destroy your digestive tract.
>>710879666
Omg i have the same
>>710886832
I remember going to a local coffee-house and getting a double espresso mocha and WOW, all of a sudden my algebra homework made sense.
First time ever.
I drink a lot and get into fist fights with homeless guys that hang out by the liquor store
I don't always win, but when I do I kick their shit in
I'm almost certain I've contributed to at least one drunken bum death
>>710886832
Yeah, it's strange. I'd expect to be out of it but I'm much more productive. I seem to focus much better... *shrugs*
>>710877573
Alcohol, occasionally drugs, theanine in large amounts, gym 6 days a week, clubbing every weekend, ons and sitting meditation.
>>710877573
>That car.
>>710880600
Perhaps two fifths are in order. Perhaps with company as well.
>>710886988
I hear ya. I was having a hard time keeping plain toast down before I finally went to the doctor expecting cancer. Drink water.
>>710887245
R I G H T ! ? !
>>710878914
this. Drink every day every month every year for 4 years
Writing, cuddling into boyfriend, alcohol and Steven Universe
>>710887753
TOGTFO!!!!!
>>710887128
My wife loves my coffee... ;)
>>710881121
Sounds bout rite
>>710877573
If I don't work out, play guitar, or sleep well it just kinda builds up until I snap and have to punch a wall or something. usually I would try to get myself away from a stressful situation but this problem is at home with my sisters boyfriend living here, its entirely out of my control and everytime I here them having sex it drives me to insanity and I think about killing him sometimes
>>710887120
>>710887128
Man, people say depression is the shit of the century, i d say its actually ADD/ADHD, intelligence is pretty much fucking useless without drive/motivation/attention/energy. I mean, stimulants dont even increase intelligence, tho they make us way more acertive, its like they do, but they dont. Stimulants should all be legal, i would take 10mg of meth twice a day with my coffee, modafinil and gods know what else, would spend most of my studying and dealing with market stuff - like those things that change prices all the fiken time, i dont know how to say it in english. Life would be just productive and comfy; instead of it, i am a useless shit trying to get a job while coursing pharmacy - if i was in modafinil 24/7 i would be creating my labs instead of working for some
>>710888034
Topkek
>>710877573
I watch archer, bojack horseman, Rick and morty, get extremely stoned, and play counterstrike.
If I'm not in agonizing pain that day, I'll cook almost all day. I miss those days.
>>710880231
this
>dont give no shits
>interact weed
>>710877573
I go to the gym.
>>710880560
Ted Bundy, 30-35 confirmed killings between 1961-1969. After a decade of denials, eventually admitted a few dozens of them.
Died 20 years later, in 1989, because of "State-sanctioned homicide (execution by electrocution)".
>>710889628
If someone doesn't know who Bundy is needs to hung.
>>710877573
<-- like this.
>>710890197
Seriously, whatever happened to hobbies?
>boohoo life sucks
Get a hobby that makes you happy.
>I'm an alcoholic/pothead/whatever
Get addicted to hobbies instead of substances.
>nothing makes me happy I'm so stressed out
See a shrink or kill yourself.
>>710880495
sauce?
>>710880731
There will always be someone who does more of something than you do, that doesn't make what you're doing any less extreme.
>>710878528
was she nice to you when and before you broke up?
>>710878044
>unzip dick
>>710877573
Well crafted m´emes
>>710881290
>Muah Thai
>Combat kissing Thai ladyboys
>>710877573
working out
>>710879225
You do realize this only makes stuff worse, right? lol
>>710887753
>implying there are tits...
