Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710861982
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
doot thanks alice
Being pathetic enough to raid /waifu/
>mod prunes thread
>doesn't ban me
ZZZZ
best waifu CLAIMED
if you have another waifu (which you can't, because he's mine) you need to kill yourself.
>>710866463
Which is best miku, Aqua, Pink or Green?
Claiming Papa Franku
>>710866430
Being pathetic enough to participate in a thread where you role play and claim a cartoon character as your girlfriend
>>710866436
Not realizing that we are making the threads and deleting them as soon as you all come to the thread to cause confusion
>>710866538
We roleplay as you tho
>>710866486
that would be a husbando not a waifu
>>710866503
whatever this color is
>>710866538
>Not relising that i made the thread
>>710866538
Well, I don't roleplay, I am pathetic though if that makes you feel better about your own pathetic existence
>>710866639
Aww.
>>710866639
owo whats this
*notices you need a hug*
>>710866614
no, he's my waifu.
>>710866645
>>710866645
>>710866645
Before he deletes this one
>>710866706
you do know that most of us have a actual functioning brain right?
>>710866706
Your shitposting is terrible.
>>710866706
1/10 bait, you tried
Claim
>>710866503
I have a slight preference for Aqua since it's a such a vivid colour and what's written in her character sheet, but neither green or blue bothers me.
Pink is a different case since it's only there for Sakura Miku but it looks really nice in her.
>>710866758
I'm pretty sure you're all autistic, so no
>>710866817
autistic =/= not having a functional brain
>>710866870
=/= doesn't mean anything, the proper usage is !=
>>710866794
I replied before checking the filename, doy.
Sakura miku is cute but it's just not miku enough, if that makes any sense.
>>710866925
its ~=~ you fucking newfag
>>710866925
>not using ≠
you ≠ smart, anon.
I'm pretty sure these threads were created by a high school retard wrangler to keep his autistic students from spazzing out during special Ed
>>710867020
NO DONNY STOP POSTING THE MIHO MEME, YOUR FRIENDS DONT LIKE IT.
>buh fwed iz funy!! !
DONNY YOU'RE GOING TO THE BAD CORNER
>>710867113
Forced meme
Wow. This is what happens when the cream team, seekret discord anons and autismal shits like me collide.
>>710867261
Cream team here
>>710867426
You must be fucking hideous
>>710867263
post vol 2 you fat fuck
>>710867376
Hot. Are you sub or dom?
Nevermind I'll fucking plow you then you plow me k?
>>710867426
>>/a/
>>710867376
Looks like esdeath got a haircut then decide to learn how to angle a selfie correctly.
>>710867459
>must be hideous because he redirected me to the correct board
>>710867544
Implying I watch autistic cartoons to even guess who the fuck you're talking about
>>710867582
Can I fuck the shit out of your throat?
>>710867566
Post a pic of yourself like I have and prove me wrong, if you don't you're ugly as fucking sin
/cringe/
Pink hair reports in
Man y'all are gonna cry when my boy deletes the thread lol
>>710867837
Fag mine
>>710867919
your mine aswell
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqJFVg05b8Q
>>710867952
You must have missed the part where I'm a SSS
>>710867919
>>710867952
no your mine
>>710867928
Hello
>>710867905
Good kek.
>>710868109
Hey
>>710868062
what does that stand for?
>>710868109
no
minen
>>710868206
Syndra Sex Slave. I didn't even sign the contract :(
>>710868285
too bad your mine now
>>710868285
W E W
E
W
Old women shouldn't be allowed to drive tbh
almost got run over by a BMW X5 because she didn't look the other way.
That would have hurt
>all these threads.
This is why Kyouko threads are best.
>>710866486
Are you gay? Doppio is best shota
>>710867837
Does Doppio's hair count?
>>710868464
Yeah, well, it's all a bit fucky right now.
average day of a Waifu claimer
>wake up at 7pm, obviously I'm a productive person
>turn over and kiss my semen encrusted anime body pillow
>reach back and put my hand in my adult diaper
>get a little streak of shit on my fat sausage fingers
>wipe it off on my buzz lightyear bedsheets and smell my hand after
>call for mom to come and change me and bring me breakfast
>accidentally wake up my Waifu pillow in the process
>rub my tiny deformed penis on her until I make big boy water
>mom finally comes to my lair, equipped with adult diapers, and a plate of pizza rolls
>while she is changing me I start singing my favorite anime theme song
>beg mom for her credit card so I can order more anime dolls and shit
>she tells me I'm 22 and need to grow the fuck up
>I begin to cry and make her leave
>plop my 300 pound ass onto my gaming chair
>load up /b/ and claim my Waifu every thread all day every day, on a board that's suppose to be random.
>>710868653
i wish i had a daki tbh
claiming d.va fuck y'all
There's a fucking fruit bat getting mauled by a possum outside my window, fuck this country.
>>710868653
>Pizza Rolls
Fucking americans.
>>710868548
>>710868604
Isn't it always like that?
>>710868796
A bit fucky with extra chicken salt and tomato salsa
>>710868653
I wake up at 4 to study. Now my brain wakes me up at 3 because daylight saving time.
>>710868151
Heya
>>710868206
no
mine
>>710868505
I'd say no sorry :c
>>710868950
Greetings
>>710868653
i woke up at 7am today
>>710868765
haven't saw you post that in a few months :o
>>710868950
nope mine
ill come to finland and kidnap you fgt
>>710868950
Hey stella
been a while, last time we talked you weren't so swell
doing better?
>>710868855
Ain't that nice.
>>710869121
I posted it not more than 2 weeks ago, probably.
>>710868464
I agree, I only did it because autists were making threads
>/B/
>>RANDOM
>SAME THREAD ALL DAY EVERY DAY
>/B/
>>RANDOM
>SAME THREAD ALL DAY EVERY DAY
POST THIS SHIT ON /A/UTISM YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>710869345
>admitting your inferior autism
i always knew you were a false king
>>710869405
need a hug?
>>710869405
>Thinks /b/ is random
>Trap
>YLYL
>Creep Shot
>Pics you shouldn't share
>Steam begging thread
Every. Single. Day.
Stop being such a newfag.
>>710869488
Are you calling Kyouko an autist because he bakes, Sachu
>>710869583
There is an entire board for these virginity festivals
>>710869626
no:
are you? :o
>>710869671
write king of autism pls
>>710866352
Alice from Pandora Hearts!
Best Alice
>>710869649
No there isn't.
You would know if you weren't stupid and new as fuck.
>>710869717
No one said anything about autism until you did. We were talking about bakes
>>710869345
You're a good guy Alice, never change.
>>710869405
See >>710869583
>>710869765
Manga is so good, I wish I hadn't watched the anime yet
>Be me
>Make a cup of tea
>Looks nice
>Opens cupboard
>Realises there's no sugar
>See's biscuits
>Realises they're just some cheap brand
>Oh well, can't waste the tea
Today hasn't been very good
>>710869800
>I only did it because autists were making threads
:o
>>710869813
ur a fgt roodby
>>710869768
>being so autistic and beta that you brag about how long you've spent on a website
Kek, I bet you're a real pussy destroyer
>>710869896
This is referencing the "trolls"
>>710869717
>he died so young
>>710869896
Why so mean? Reveal yourself!
>>710869979
you have a point
arguing with manbabies isn't very admireable either though
>>710869999
but you made it before he made any threads :o
>>710870060
thanks babe
>>710870088
because ur rood
>>710869979
>Why are you calling me a newfag ;^((((((((((((
This is part of the /b/ culture, but again, you're too new to know, so your only valid reply is:" XD YOU'RE A PUSSY DESTROYER XDDDDD"
Just fuck off already.
>>710870133
There were 2 made before I made mine
>>710870133
Heyo bb. I am sure I know who I am talking to so I am calling you "bb"
>>710870205
oh ok
>>710870247
hola cyka blyat amigo
>>710870133
WHO.
>>710870307
oh yeah boi!
>>710870310
ASKING SOMEONE ON THEIR FIRST DATE IS ROOD
I was going to write "fuck hand" on my foot but it's not easy.
>>710870171
>talking about /b/ culture
>still thinking that insulting someone based on their experience with a website is a good insult
>clearly being triggered by the pussy destroyer comment because you're obviously still a virgin
You seem like a real ladies man
>>710869887
I wake up at 3 am because my brain hates me. Usually means I only get 3-5 hours of sleep
>>710870556
*tips fedora*
>>710870556
You don't belong on /b/, insulting people because they're new has always been a thing on here.
Always.
But you're obviously triggered by it cause you're new.
But now there's this new generation of posters like you, you're just normies that come here in their free time to make EPIC MEMES XD.
The cancer that is killing this board.
>>710869887
Putting sugar in tea? Bruh, use honey
>>710870718
Damn I bet you're underage as fuck and you're the weird kid at your school that brings his Nintendo DS and you have like no friends
>>710870718
Yeah because it's not the same repetitive threads where a bunch of sad virgins claim cartoon characters that's killing the board
>>710870718
Based on the things you've been saying, I'm willing to bet you've made a number of appearances in cringe threads. Lol you seem so edgy and /b/ obsessed that you're a complete social retard. Go enjoy your eternal virginity kid
>>710869087
Howdy
>>710869121
Please do
>>710869257
Oh hi! Yeah it's been a while and yeah i am doing better now. Thanks for asking. How're you?
>>710870839
>Calls others underage
Spotted the underage
>>710870906
Yeah right, it totally is
The threads that don't do any harm to anyone are the threads killing /b/
Not the cancerous people like you thinking that calling people newfag is wrong
Totally not
>>710870999
>He's beating me in an internet argument
>Better call him retarded and virgin
You care way too much about your internet arguments
>>710871164
I will
need to spend 200 years learning finnish first though
>>710871178
At least I'm not a virgin or a weird edgy kid with no social life
Here's a pic of me and my gf so you can reflect on your own life and see you're a sad little man baby and realize no matter what you've lost this argument because you're so beta
>>710870421
>still confused.
>>710871164
Oh shit wuddup?!
>>710871331
Oh shit waddown?!
>>710871348
DON'T MAKE ME KIDNAP YOU
>>710871414
>>710870761
That doesn't sound that nice. And i don't have honey
>>710871164
Yo
>>710871331
>He posted it again
/soc/ my friend, /soc/ is your board to show off your spic face and your jew girlfriend
>>710871474
:^)
>>710871474
I dont think you have any idea how fast I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1k20DpHfA
>>710871474
STOP THIS.
>>710871627
NO
>>710871557
1V1 ME BITCH
>>710871532
I wouldn't mind if she was Jewish, but I'm not a Mexican. You must not get out much if you think this is what a Hispanic person looks like. I'll stop posting in these threads if you can accurately guess where my family originates from.
>>710871686
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.
>>710871686
After you kidnap roob I will.
>>710871735
BECAUSE
IM FAT AS FUCK BOIII
>>710871331
UAE.
Now fuck off.
>>710872196
Butt mad virgin spotted
no one wants to see your manly hairy dick in a trap thread
just stop
>>710872569
no one wants to see me at all
just stop
>>710872569
>he makes fun of autistic man babies
>he MUST enjoy the other autistic threads
Kek, you people are actually stupid as fuck and don't realize it. Because you're ugly and socially retarded, not physically strong or athletic. So you justify it by telling yourself you're so smart. But in reality, you're also lacking in that field as well. Oh Virginity
>>710872506
Are those all the botes? Jesus.
>>710872822
I like you
>>710872913
This didn't even make sense to my post
>>710873217
It includes alternate forms and abyssals.
>>710873361
Still that is many botes.
>>710873313
I kinda like me too sometimes.
Arisu?
>>710873361
For some reason every time I see an artist who does good scenery, they always do "off" faces. In anime and "real life" art.
>>710874111
Which one?
>>710874364
I'd prefer 1 or 2, not sure if the one from here is any that know them though
>>710874111
>>710875741
KILL IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>710874951
ohi
>>710875843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA
>>710876291
Why is this even what?
>>710876399
I don't understand.
It's just one of the girls from K-on (don't care which) and Tomoko dancing with one of those castanets or whatever they call them. It's a pretty cute scene tbh famalam.
>>710876802
its yui
>>710876802
I know, that is why it is confusing. IT IS SOO MUCH CUTE!!
https://youtu.be/Q7aOWIFgIZQ
>>710871164
Sorry late reply I fell asleep
I'm doing quite alright, bit anxious about some upcomming tests.
Good to hear you are doing better.
How is the ear btw? It's probably over now but I haven't heard it yet so it gives you an indication when we last spoke
How does it feel to be an autistic man baby?
Time for class. Later bois
>image.jpg shitposter
>to lazy to even come up with any decent shitpost
zzZZzz
>>710877467
bye false king
yur mine
>>710877467
lates boi!
>>710877467
Bye
https://youtu.be/CO8vBVUaKvk
Sorry for late reply.
>>710871255
Do it
>>710871414
Wuddup shit oh?!
>>710871529
Ey
>>710877063
Are you me because i fell asleep too. While playing civ tho.
Haha so it's that long since we last spoke.
Ear's fine obviously. What have you been up to last days?
>>710878124
I am good. You did not really say how you are tho.
https://youtu.be/3H-g0IcKSGY
>>710878124
Sup
>>710878124
Ah no I actually planned on sleeping.
Yea sorry but I probably know you better than you know me since I am not posting my waifu right now
I was in discord with you
pretty much just studying what about you?
>>710878124
i will you Vittu
https://youtu.be/eEH59PX4q90
https://youtu.be/Q2L6hlAnWyo
Is it the american elections today?
Pretty quiet this morning, eh?
>>710879101
Tomorrow
>>710879617
Ok. So we get another normal day before ww3 starts
>>710879681
Wew lads.
It's gonna be gr8
>>710878570
Weren't you the one who disliked J-rock? Kinoko Teikoku is top tier tho.
>>710880489
I don't go out of my way to listen to it, but I don't like it. Just a few songs here and there.
ITT:
>overweight virgins
>ugly virgins
>autists
>man babies
>NEETS
>autistic weebs
>>710880652
If you're going to shitpost, at least do it right
>>710880652
You can't say that if you're just gonna samefag 50% of the posts in the thread anon
>>710880652
My mom says I'm a handsome young man.
He did it boys. Cream team has officially killed waifu threads.
What a trooper
>>710872506
I should do this again.
>>710881746
id heaven you fag
hug me
>>710881804
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
y-you first
>>710882109
(・ω < )
*hug*
>>710882229
That was an awful hug
>>710881798
Do it, it's interesting to see how much it changes.
This one doesn't even reflect 100% what I feel right now.
I like Akigumo more than Zuikaku.
Everyone in this thread
>>710882933
THAT LOOKS FUCKING EPIC! I WANT TO BE HIM!
>>710882933
No I'm not a thumbnail.
>>710881798
Is it rude of me to assume you know Russian?
I found this manga of Hetza and it's only translated in Russian and I have no clue what it says.
I can't even put it in google translate
>>710883062
So do i
>>710883064
It's not a thumbnail, it's the full size i downloaded off reddit
Bump
>>710883238
I know some, but not nearly enough for anything like that.
Hey, this is pretty good.
>>710884585
Oh that is a shame
I will need to try to figure out something else then
>>710884692
>Italy
>MAGA
what?
>>710884692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0b3dYYCAY
>>710885196
Why not?
>>710885328
I hope you have the Chrome extension.
>>710885436
of course, i couldn't live without it
>>710885328
I enjoyed this more than I should have
>>710885436
It doesn't make sense
Why would you make America great again, in Italy
>>710885582
It makes me believe I could have a politician as good as Trump.
Stopping by to claim my one and only
why
>>710886092
I dunno I wouldn't want a warmonger as my president.
But a lying cunt doesn't too god either.
Boy am I glad to be europoor
>>710886713
Why not anon?
>>710886823
I don't know, it would be better than any italian politician we have.
>>710886928
Oh yea I almost forgot you guys are pretty fucked down there.
Berlusconi basically is a meme here, and pretty much everywhere else.
I wouldn't complain much about the politics in the Netherlands except that now we have to parties working together who are complete opposites and they got nothing done past 4 years
>>710887254
>Berlusconi
Top tier meme politician.
Yeah, our politician parties are shit.
Thankfully I don't see Berlusconi being prime minister ever again in the near future.
Hopefully.
Not that our current one is any better.
>when your phone goes off and you think someone called you but it's an automated message from school telling you to duck and cover because of a potential school shooting and you don't even have class today so you can't die
>>710887608
>when you're not American so you don't know this feel
>>710887476
Oh the guy is still actually running for it?
Why would people ever vote for him anymore?
I am not that caught up in Italian politics, what is wrong with your current one?
>>710887773
Well there's no elections right now and the current prime minister hasn't been elected by the people, so a lot dislike him.
Plus, most of the reforms he proposed were pretty bad.
Soon there will be a referendum to decide if people want or not to change some parts of the current constitution, so that's basically what's going on right now.
Also yes, Berlusconi is still in politics, even if he got processed for having sex with a underaged prostitue and was sentenced to 7 years of prison.
Obviously he didn't go to prison since he appealed the sentence and they removed the 7 years.
He also can't run for Prime Minister for a set amount of time, can't really remember how much, 6 years or something.
But yeah, he still kind of operates in the back of his political party, basically.
>when your based body clock wakes you up in time for work in spite of the fucked sleep schedule you had for PAX
>>710866514
Am I still aloud to claim pinkguy?
>>710888558
body clock? :o
>>710888623
You can claim whatever as long as you're happy with your shit claim.
>>710889465
but you ditched such a cool waifu for the most generic one :o
Saber claimed
>>710888558
Lucky
>>710887772
>When you are that kid
>>710889465
M-Mines not shit
>>710889917
I ditched an avatar for the perfect waifu that just happens to be popular and hence commonly picked by fags that don't know what they are doing.
>>710890156
I liked homo tho
she was my ship :(
>>710890146
CUTE
>>710890146
That outfit and the katana look amazing on her.
>>710890233
Meem ship. I don't even remember how it happened, I think it was Chen being insecure.
>>710890156
you ditched a waifu, that's where you fucked up son
>>710890380
I forgot about this Saber so I still don't have a whole lot of art of it
>>710890407
I never did that. Homu was nothing more than a placeholder, an avatar as you might want to call it.
>>710890380
I just remembered purple midget smug girl (forgot name) posted her shipped pic on us :o
happiest day of my life ;(
>>710890579
Th-that's cruel anon. . .
>>710890557
You should, she seems to have some amazing art. What's this Saber name again?
>>710890674
I don't remember that happening.
>>710890803
What's cruel is the reputation Miku gets from her cringe-worthy fans and haters.
Also the fact that people keep spouting heresy when it didn't happen.
>>710891095
you're cruel miku
I still like you though
maybe that's why I like you :o
>>710891095
I dunno, Miku gets a weird mix of popular reception. On the one hand you've got the domino's commercial that made me terrified to go to work because being the one weeb on staff I felt certain that the other employees would demand me explain this cringefest of a commercial.
On the other you get actually talented performers like Lady GaGa(she's classically trained, it's one of those weird things like how fucking Andrew WK is a classically trained pianist even if you'd never guess by his works) take her on tour.
AND THEN you have the fact that wokada is obsessed with her and the way he draws lips makes my dick put up with the fact that most of his shit is futa and femdom
Miku fandoms just a real mixed bag, I guess is what I'm trying to say, just like the quality of her songs
>>710891095
Sakura Saber. She has a ton of pretty art. Gonna make a separate folder for her.
>>710888441
sorry for the late reply, dinner happened.
How come you have a prime minister without electing him?
What is going to change? You voting yes I take it?
Jesus how is that even possible. Damn Italian maffia.
I bet CC is behind this.
That is kinda sad tbh I didn't know Italia was a mess like that
>>710891288
Am I? I just ignore completely Shinoa ships, tell me one that lasted for longer than 5 days.
>>710891317
No.
>>710891726
I do agree with your post but It's not entirely correct to compare her to artists, she is a voice synthesizer, an instrument.
Given her popularity she will have all sorts of quality works but in the hands of a good artist she will perform amazing.
Femdom is neat tho.
>>710891760
Sakura's seem to make cute forms.
>pic related
I will take notes of that, she looks even more appealing than Saber Alter to me.
Once I start properly hoarding Saber pics I'm pretty sure I will have at least one folder for each of her forms.
Time for work
bye bye
>>710892670
you really need to post pink miku more
>>710892783
Alright, will do when you come back.
>>710892145
Well the previous one resigned and this one was picked by the president.
>What is going to change? You voting yes I take it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_constitutional_referendum,_2016
Wikipedia does better explaining than me and no, I'm voting no, if I vote at all.
>>710892968
Definitely no.
>>710893055
Oh that is actually pretty interesting.
I just kinda assumed since you were kinda bashing your political system.
Why wouldn't you vote?
Got my shit fucked up, but I fixed it relatively quickly. Fuck my sit up tbqh fam
>>710893904
let me fuck you :o
>>710892670
Yeah I actually have to change my folders for each type of Saber now since my folder has 700 of all types of Saber
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1475/495/1475495043430.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1]")
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/638/1462638420773.jpg "Syndra [106]")
![TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1477/892/1477892290756.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [18]")
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1477/311/1477311848744.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12]")
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1477/313/1477313073396.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3]")
![Syndra [159].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/172/1463172605422.jpg "Syndra [159]")
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/809/1465809808851.jpg "Syndra [189]")
