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>>710834700
what did he hit?
>>710834808
Sand barrels in front of concrete barriers. I just saw it live minutes ago. Chase went on for quite while all good then this out of nowhere. Thanks /pol/
dumping what I have (that's under the faggot new size limit)
>>710835010
/pol/ happening threads are comfy
If I wasn't on my phone I would have watched with you guys.
>>710835448
>Deja-vu, I've just been in this place before
>>710835412
Those bean bags hurt like a bitch.
>>710834834
Thats has to be one of the most cowardly things you can do, I wonder what that poor cunt did to deserve that.
iFag here, can someone post rekt gifs. Can't see WEBMs.
>>710835130
I was going to make a back to the future joke but too tired. I see that you recognized it by your filename. What happened anyway?
>>710835130
Did this motherfucker just go back to the future?!?
>>710836144
>>710836106
Samefag here. Thanks Anon. Any gorry rekt gifs?
>>710836347
Chew your food
>>710836412
>More coffee, Mahmoud?
>Just tea, thank you.
>>710835130
That was some serious shit
>>710836483
Always remember to chew your food.
>>710836106
Get vlc u nig
>>710836347
>>710836483
>>710836599
You sure this is what happens when I don't chew my food?
>>710836646
it's like smashing a watermelon with a hammer
>>710836635
Okay, Anon lied
>Not on an iPhone
>On my fucking 3DS.
Some shitface stole my Galaxy S5.
Anyways, post gifs because Anon is on a fucking 3DS.
>>710836412
That dude knows how to keep a level head.
>>710836696
Yes. I once didn't chew my food.
>pic related
>>710836031
He's seen Die hard...
>>710836455
Sauce? I think I know what this stuff is but never seen it that effective.
>>710836347
>tfw you get a chip lodged in your throat
>>710836990
Don't have the source, saved from 4chan.
>>710836852
> lying on an anonymous tibetan basket weaving forum
>>710836887
That's looks bad. How many time do I need to chew to avoid this?
>>710836990
It's some science witchcraft shit.
>>710837163
About tree fiddy
>>710837163
A lot.
>>710837163
That looks totally unchewed. You probably won't have to worry about it, as long as you let the saliva take it's course.
>>710836800
Darwin would be proud
>>710837253
KEK
>>710837253
>>710837253
Got damn it! Lock Ness Monster get out of here!
>>710837445
see you in the afterlife, doggo
>>710837250
Fake as fuck. No blood? Really?
>>710837445
>00:00 I can do this
>00:01 Wait no
>>710837433
Dat filename.
>>710837309
Right, gotta let the salvia do it's thing.
>>710834700
>>710836303
fAAAAAke
>>710835251
perfecto
>>710837710
took the wallet, nice, he aint gonna need it were he going
>>710837975
>bro, you dropped your skittles!
>>710837906
tfw you see the item you're looking for on sale
The irony is that I'm left rekt
>>710837398
I dindu nuffin
>>710834834
must have eaten his ramen noodle
>>710836057
thats son killing his father for inheritance
>>710838314
Sucks when the instinctual thing to do is the absolute worst thing to do.
>>710838571
War. War never changes.
>>710837609
It's not fake. I remember reading about that. Dude was all over the newspaper.
>>710836737
what the shit?
>>710838290
holy fucking shit, this one was really sad
>>710838843
>When Emily learned she didn't like anal
>>710838872
oh shit that's too far
delet this
>>710837445
it's been so long since i last watched this one
rip shovel dog
>>710838872
Holy Fuck, not a single thing on this thread tops this, this is Manhunt levels of gore.
>>710838671
Dude... I can watch everything else in this thread no problem, but fuck...
>>710836737
story?
>>710838201
>not calling it french kiss
am disappointed
>>710839359
>>710838872
It's so adorable, you can almost hear the *boof* sound it makes.
>>710838233
story?
just need to know if justice was served
>>710837609
You my friend are a moron
p
>>710839449
The kid killed himself 4 years after from traumas nig got away.
The women still sufferers from the brain trauma today
>>710838965
I do believe the phrase is "Spilled the beans."
>>710839428
I heard it more as a cowbell
>>710835130
samsung phone will do this every time
>>710839558
wow.
I wonder if the Retard Wehrmact (Sjws) would defend that.
>>710838233
Fucking shitskin needs to die in a fire
>>710838459
>nigoween
fucking lost
>>710839468
What the fuck was that? it looked like the dude got beaned in the head by a damn cannonball.
>>710835296
>He still dindu nuttin
>>710839788
Real talk though: Why are non-whites almost always little more than animals?
>>710839725
>>710839725
This is actually kindy brilliant. Eat the evidence. Nobody saw shit.
>>710839625
Raturdat snek
>>710839872
Lack of extermination event bottle necks.
That and interbreeding with the primitive homonoid homo erectus
>>710839936
>>710836553
kek
>>710838671
i'm about as jaded as you can get, but this really got to me.
>>710837901
mc hammer was drunk, friend took his car keys, so mc hammer went hammertime on his friend to get his car keys back.
the friend lived actually
>>710836990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLMkeOhBHDE
Norweigans or some shit, fire training video.
>>710840061
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
>>710837398
He's resisting
>>710840160
>>710838290
Were the criminals found, and arrested?
>>710838571
That's absolutely incredible
>>710838843
Popped her hymen she did.
>>710839894
christ that's tragic
>>710838290
this one always get me
>>710837433
Got damm monsta
>>710840344
>the last letter
fookin brutal
>>710839725
nigger pac-man
>>710840254
Not, it´s a movie footage, not real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qXCsZ_cq8
>>710839838
looks like the car ahead lost its tire, the tire hit solid object, tire bounced back
Game: post pics of your search history.
Last person to comment makes new rule.
Keep this going before it becomes too much of a cluster fuck
(OP doesn't have to post history because I am too cool)
>>710836852
''some shitface stole my galaxy s5''
i stole some shitfaces S7 had it til last week, some shitface stole it
>>710839367
Why would you design stairs like that? That's so fucking stupid. They didn't even change the color of the walls surrounding the stairs..
>>710835557
When you try to roll over 70% in DS3
>>710840736
This is no ylyl
>>710836737
Story?¿
>>710840061
fake in an unnecessary way
This thread makes me hate niggers
>>710839440
Burn coal pay the toll (nigs)
Eat rice pay the price (azns)
Arm the charge pay the err... Charge (sandnigs)
>>710840568
Oh, good.
Real or not, that's a tragic scene. It would be infuriating if it were real.
>>710841069
Wait does that mean you do not yet? gtfo
>>710836106
Get a PC, faggot. Fuck gifs.
>>710840702
OP here
Fuck you faggot
>>710834700
Was he shot before crashing into that thing?
If not, he's damn stupid.
>>710838233
what's with the kid just sitting there doing nothing? I don't expect him to fight back but he literally has no reaction. Is he retarded or something?
>>710835475
Did you see the life that was saved?
>>710840793
Population control/Darwinism
Like German bridges don't have guardrails.
>>710838233
Niggers don't deserve dubs
>>710838201
Man, I carry and if these fucks did this to my woman while we're walking down the street, they'd be fucking dead.
>>710835251
Fucking nice.
>>710838384
Good kid knows when the fight is over and backs off, atta be
>>710835448
I give that a 8/10.
>>710840061
I hate this video
>>710841514
Goodluck nigs travel in packs, because they're weak cunts alone (unless the bystander doesn't defend themselves)
>>710835630
Holy crap, think about how far that man just flew.
>>710836800
What a retard. You've got to commit 100% or risk injury with that
>>710838194
>.jpg
Good job.
>>710841259
OP here
Watched if for almost and hour. He was niggin around city streets then decided to hit the highway. Literally went the speed limit out of LA in the HOV lane for half an hour cruising like it was a Sunday drive barely passing traffic. The news reporter thinks he was texting or just too comfortable in the Benz seats and nodded off. /pol/ believes it was one giant Mercedes commercial.
>>710839367
Nice, he probably settled for a few grand on that one
>>710839909
If it was drugs, then he'll probably OD
>>710839449
This happened near me. Nig-nog was a career criminal with psychotic tendencies. Just walked into her house and beat the piss out of the poor woman. Kids probably fucked up for life.
>>710836800
What's the story on this? I can't imagine him either living or living with any purpose after that.
>>710841864
did he die?
>>710841938
Numales
>>710841989
No. He is hard to kill.
>>710839725
I've always wondered what it was he ate there. It always looked like a post-it note to me.
>>710839305
>>710840100
Newfags.
>>710841645
Duh fuck...
>>710842376
Exactly
>>710841989
No. Walked right out, hands up and got detained. I am not surprised with the vehicle he was in. I've been in a similar accident in a Volvo and it's like God just skips those seconds for you.
>>710838571
Like a fucking airbender that is actually so cool
>>710842448
What's the story?
>>710841578
>anti-nigger security mechanism
>>710840568
Thank fucking god
>>710842550
Didn't post it just had the same reaction
>>710842550
Some fetish
>>710842550
C&BT
>>710838459
That little kid tapping the side of the bowl is so cute
>>710840014
>interbreeding with the primitive homonoid homo erectus
wow you're pretty stupid
>>710841396
Do you think they're still friends?
>>710841578
"deadly drive bye"
youtu.be/pyj_NvYW4pA
>>710842690
NO YOU FUCKING CUNT FAGGOT SNAKE I WILL KILL YOU
FUCK YOU FUCKING SNAKE
GOD DAMMIT
>>710842192
I'm not sure what's going on with that filename.
>>710842776
>Sign says trucks must turn left, only road ahead is on the right.
>all my wats?
>>710835251
COWBOY!
>>710838933
underrated, kek
>>710843003
Snake is cooler pet than dog. I'm on the snake's side.
>>710842875
Friends aren't a thought after a lobotomy like that.
>>710843003
Chill the fuck out
>>710842630
Imported chinese flooring infected with nigger dick.
>>710839345
she was a witness to some mob crime or something. the assassin ended up burning to death but she survived. went on to testify in court.
>>710835511
Maybe he'll learn NOT to get out of the car for an argument!!
ass ... he was probably going TOO S L OW - like a retard!
>>710842743
Why. You fuckin idiot.
>>710843155
That's my fetish
>>710838843
right in the cootch
>>710843019
Driver of 11'8" buses here. Doesn't matter what direction sign says to turn, whether that turn exists or not. The sign also says the clearance of the bridge. If you can't make it, you stop and figure out what to do, even if you're blocking 1000 cars in traffic on a one lane one way during 5 o'clock rush hour. That driver fucked up hard.
>>710837710
This is one where the sound is necessary for the complete experience.
>>710843233
>filename
lmfao
>>710835251
damn, nice combo!
>>710835511
he's probably a crossfitter
>>710843005
California liberals started a poll to see how many people would support California succeeding if Trump was elected. The gif demonstrated what it would be like. The union is in the chair and Cali is the fuck who tries but ends up on his ass after a brief moment of soaring liberal euphoria. I will admit, I did spell succeeds wrong.
>>710843702
You must mean seceding (and secession from previous post). That's what I figured, but I wanted to be a dick.
>>710843702
If you need to explain it, It's a shit joke
>>710843702
not gonna fall for the bait by correcting you
>>710841162
>>710842626
>>710840568
Go watch that movie, its not in there.
PS it is a shit movie
>>710841279
It was a midget sex doll.
>>710840793
To separate the strong from the niggers.
>>710836455
what are they doing? fumigating?
>>710843984
LOL... typical stupid nigger.
>>710842499
>>710841279
it was probably the shock of seeing his mother being beaten to a pulp.
I always remember me freezing up when dad used to come in my room and hit me.
>>710842854
>>710844129
Her fat ass needed the exercise.
>>710837857
No one liked Tyrone's new bitch
>>710844234
Get it out. You mean rape me.
>>710842926
They stealing everything out of that car
>>710844291
What in the shit
>>710842690
somehow, i want to see more, but not.
>>710844611
>>710844291
No really, what In the shit is going on here?
>>710835207
the leg bend gets me everytime
>>710844471
wtf happened?
>>710844611
What is it with China. Is everything a deathtrap.
>>710835207
so he broke his leg? i watched this many times before and couldn't figure out what the hell happened
>>710837906
"I'll find you"
>>710838872
This...my...wow. This is by far the sickest shit I have ever seen here, and I've been here a long time. Goddamn it.
>>710835251
impressive combo and quickness to think of that
>>710835296
this one always gets posted. people must love it
>>710845053
Nigress killed her fucking baby.
Remind me why Black lives matter?
>>710836646
That shit happens when u cosplayin fast and furious 1
>>710845053
what did I just watch
>>710845053
Shaken...not stirred.
>>710845190
nvm didn't watch the last second.
she still could've killed her baby.
>>710845219
this shows you that Black Lives Matter
>kek
What did I just watch
>>710845053
fucking nigs
>>710845053
>>710838933
did he die?
>>710837445
This one really upsets me and I would consider myself less sensitive than most.
>>710835130
Story?
>>710844906
I fucking agree lol
>>710834834
is that glen?
>>710836737
from what im seeing the guy in the bed was supposed to end up dead. the dude in white was some form of hit man who dumped a fluid on the man in the bed, and then, trying to complete his mission, ignited a match or something.... up in flames
>>710836737
the dumbass lit himself on fire...
>>710845190
>>710845298
Who cares, one less black before they reach breeding age
>>710845374
>>710845447
lol newfag
>>710837975
i think these are indian niggers, still primitive though
>>710845053
the mother is autistic but the family is trying to help her keep custody of the baby so she gets autismbux, welfare, and babybux all in one. The best part is since the mother is too stupid to understand the money the family is pocketing it all.
>>710838872
Lemme guess .. Hidden youtube gems by Cracked.com
i fucking hate chink REKT clips. complete disregard for human life, especially children. that being said those are the only ones that get to me, so if anyone has the one with the toddler falling off the escalator, little toddler girl getting run over and over and ignored because shes female for two days untill the family finds her. also a bonus would be that narco video where the guy gets his face ripped off while hes alive because of the drugs
>>710835251
>5
Ufc 205!!!
>>710845625
>filename
winrar
>>710845859
I think the BLM has broken its alliance with the Feminazi Clan
>>710839304
Fuckkin shitskins
>>710845901
>>710835130
Looks like it was a fuel tanker that went cross the median. Can barely see that its a larger truck at the first of the webm.
>>710841611
that extra punch though was unnecessary. whatever though. this kid has to be retarded after a hit to the head like that
>>710842273
looks like a sheet of acid
