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>>710804905
Each year I am on vacation with my cousin and her family.
Always sniff her worn panties and socks.
Last year was another family with them. They had a 10yr old daughter. Smelled her socks and panties too. Sweetest smell in the world
>>710805027
Who the fuck are these mythical people who can afford to go on vacations every year?
I watch the tv show dating naked.
>>710804905
Fag here. Had a friends with benefits thing going on with my roommate. He started dating this other guy. We still hookup though. Other guy has no idea we ever have. They're really cute together. I hang out with them both together sometimes. Feel like a real piece of shit.
>>710805126
Outside of the USA people get mandatory vacation time.
>>710805215
You are a piece of shit like on his dick.
>>710804905
33 years old, attractive, able to interact socially, make people laugh, in good shape, white, self employed.
>Haven't been laid in 4 years because I am attracted to "rescues" who end up making my life worse.
>Feel inadequate and intimidated by "normal" women who don't have debilitating emotional/mental issues.
>Paranoid that how I behave in relationships will cause females to become suicidal because majority of past gf's ended up suicidal.
>Pretty sure I have PTSD from childhood trauma/relationship trauma.
>>710805256
fucking foreigners
>>710805126
I am from germany. Pretty common. Skiing holidays btw.
And sometimes summer too
>>710805337
I usually top. But we don't really do anal all that often. Mainly trade head. Sometimes he swallows my jizz right before going out to meet the bf.
>>710805792
Well enjoy his boyfriends shit in your mouth then.
I used my gf's little sister's panties to j/o and came into them b4 she wore 'em. she's 15
Was playing with my younger cousin and was giving her a piggy back. Dropped her and she smashed her head on the curb, later died of something, forgot the word i'm not a medical person. I told everyone she died due to a hit and run.
:(
>>710804905
moms friend fonger me in moms carback
>>710806677
Did this aswell. But her sister was 12.
>>710806724
LMAO that will haunt you forever, get fucking rekt idiot XD
For some reason I enjoy putting my fingers in my butt when I jerk off and I'm not even gay I don't get it. Do you guys do it too?
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>710806955
lol. i hoped she would get pregnant from it
>>710806724
That's some serious fucked up nonsense to carry with you for life.
kchan.eu !!!!
BEST CHAN!!!
>>710807073
1888. Good evening Jack the Ripper.
>>710807078
Why tho?
>>710807067
Depends on the type of drugs I'm on.
>>710807242
Not him, but that'd be hot
>>710807242
cuz, can u imagine those damn parents response? can u imagine them dealing with an unexplained teen pregnancy? or the little sister?
>>710805135
Sick
I paid one of my friends to dress up as a mugger while my girlfriend and I were walking down the streets to see how loyal she would be to me in a situation like this. Less than 5 minutes into being 'mugged' she was sucking his dick for her dear life.
I killed several people when I went to Africa on holiday.
I walked into a stranger's hotel room they had left open and sniffed the moms & daughters panties
>>710807668
greentext plz
>>710807767
> White guy
> on holiday in Africa
> night time, slums
> knife
> pick target
I was seduced by and lost my virginity to a total 10/10.
I just wish it had been a girl.
>>710807505
That girl in the pic is hot aswell.
>>710807524
It doesn't even work like that but would be top tier kek.
>>710807767
>be m, gf and family is out of her place, left me there (bad decision)
>light bulb--j/o into her 15 y/o sisters panties
>as i do, i fantasize its rly her while i smell some old panties of my gf's lil sister
>leave cum there and hope by some miracle she gets pregnant so i can hopefully
>watch the ensuing bomb in her and the family's life as unexplained teen pregnancy hits
>>710808034
She's alright
jessalynpearlxoxo on instagram
>be 17 me
>15 yo sister going through lesbian phase
>Kept bringing her "gf" over
>Gf wanted my dick
>Fucked her
8 years later and she still hasn't forgiven me
>>710808571
i love it
>>710808571
thanks for the lulz.
i have schitzophrenia and get bullied for being "weird" all the time at work and can't do anything about it really
also it's hard with girls - i haven't had sex for 6+ years even though i'm handsome
i installed a glass panel in the top of a wall to watch my friends wife change. i jerked off while whatching her tits jiggle
>>710808370
I'll look her up. Thanks.
>>710804905
I want to be kidnapped/blackmailed force feminized then bimboified beyond my own recognition tons of body mods and lots and lots of bdsm.... ..
>be me a year ago
>Take 4 10 mg Cyclobenzaprine pills and go to take a bath
>smoke 2 bowls and hop into shower, switching to a bath when I can no longer stand.
>space out for a second but snap back when I feel myself farting
>"That'snotafart.webm"
>Unable to move as I lay in an increasingly rancid tub of filth
>unable to even stop my sphincter
>Crawl out 30 min later and take the hottest shower of my life once it's drained
>never tell anyone
>>710808834
daily reader of reddit's r/schitzophrenia. Also have psychotic disorder. Hang in there bro.
i had a gf who started hitting me time to time. eventually I started hitting back (only when hit). one time her lip bled
Why is my new fetish for someone to recognize a girl I post on 4chan maybe because I posted her in a few threads and someone recognize. Now I'm left with this fetish that his hard to satisfy
>>710808927
Grade A fetish fam
difficult to keep a secret once you start the feminization though, gets pretty obvious
I clog public toilets on purpose
>>710804905
I am a serial killer
Shot some black kid while on duty and then claimed self defence
I shitpost on anonymous message boards without even looking at the replies I get
I put a booger in a teachers coffee cup
>>710807606
Shit... i would wanna be your friend too.
>>710804905
Had sex with two of my mom's friend
>>710809324
>>710809340
green texts plz.
>>710806930
>moms friend fonger me in moms carback
>>710808915
kristinapimenova2005 is cuter though fyi
>>710809803
Oh true. She really looks cuter.
>>710807067
It's just a way to masturbate. As long as it's not a dude dick, it aint gay.
New years eve 2009 , me and my friend went out to a club and got speaking to a bunch of uni students . one girl in particular was hot and she seemed to take a shine towards me. They invited us back to their student house for a party and me and my friend both argreed.
Got to the house and there was already people there , the mood was awesome , someone had even set up their own turntables in the main hall and had strobes and smoke machines everywhere.
The girl i liked grabbed me aside and showed me a little baggie , she told me it was ket and asked if i wanted to get fucked up with her. I hadnt done drugs up until that point but didn't want to look like a pussy so i did..
I got out of my head fucked but loved it , i wanted more and more, eventually we done the whole bag , on the way to the bathroom i noticed someone left another baggie on the kitchen work top so i just took it , showed the girl on the way back and she just laughed and we both done that baggie , we made an attempt to have sex but i couldn't even get hard. she mumbled something before she went to sleep but i couldn't make it out , i kept asking her what she meant but couldnt make out what she was trying to say but she seemed calm and tired , This was around 7am , next thing i know i wake up 3pm and shes stone cold dead beside me , ill never forget her lips , they were blue , never touched drugs again in my life. Only a few people know about this story in my personal life.
I like yogurt
>>710810257
Thanks for the share just say no nigger.
I keep hoping to see my girlfriend in the pics you shouldn't share/amateur sluts thread. We've been together for a year and she hasn't given me any nudes.
I compulsively steal everything I can from everybody I come in contact with.
>>710812236
give examples please :)
>>710812236
Give my lighter back you fucking nigger
>>710812380
I've got about 10 phones in a drawer at home.
I like sounding my cock with my toenails after I've clipped them off.
>>710812565
any wins on them?
Back when I was 16, my brother pissed me off so I came on his toothbrush and let it dry overnight.
>>710813807
I now feel justified in the fact I always rinse my toothbrush off before using it
>>710809197
not if you are locked away until your feminization is complete :)
I am on a TLC TV Show so sort of a celebrity.
>>710816164
does it get you laid?
>>710815553
you dont want to be shown off?
Can't get this shy girl out of my mind.
See her name everywhere. It's not a terribly common name either.
And people are constantly bringing up stuff about her aswell
>>710804905
I had my first MMF threesome this weekend. I came so hard watching my wife suck off another man while I fucked her from behind.
>>710816513
dope. what else did u do? and why is it a secret?
I'm a real piece of shit.
I totllaed 4 cars because I put those grey giant rocks in the road.
I used to spy on my mom when she was in the shower.
I used to touch and suck my friends dick when he was sleeping.
I also watched my cousins shower.
I knocked my girl friend out at least 5 times (only cause she hit me)
Steal weed from my best friend
Steal pain killers from GF sister-in law
I've sexually assaulted women and I'm convinced one of them is going to report it
>>710816353
sort of.I think I'm miss using my celebrity
>>710816373
I would once it was all done or too far to go back 100% sub and docile
>>710816891
can't u just approach people and be like " i saw u looking at me like u know me, its prob cuz u saw me on tv..." = get laid
>>710816513
Where did your wife cum? Where did he cum?
I have been using the same cum rag for 2 years now without washing it properly. It smells like a mixture of piss and rotting corpse and sometimes I find spiders stuck to it
>>710816966
good girl
>>710809018
This is the comment that symbolises everything wrong with people on this website.
>you use Reddit
>you're edgy as fuck and think you have a disorder
You're not special.
That fact that I'm a no-life faggot is up there, but considering I'm spending my Sunday night on /b/ you guys already knew about that.
>>710817710
lmao.
>>710805126
Oh, I do. The secret is money
I'm semi-famous in my country (not a big star or anything, but people know me) and I hang out on this stupid site with you faggots
>>710816657
We drank and were playing cards which turned to strip poker which turned to the winner getting to ask for something. My wife has been opening up about her sexual fantasies and finally is acting on them. A lot of touching, then my wife was touching everybody both of us at the same time and licked my cock then looked at the other and asked if she could. Well from there she became a cock sucking whore all night
>>710818727
we appreciate it fam
>>710804905
Are you a girl?
>>710817102
Wife came on my cock. I came in her cunt. He came down her throat.
>>710818727
I'm an American actor who mostly does supporting roles in "teen" or "college" comedies. I'm not a household name but if you saw my face you would say, "hey I've seen that guy somewhere".
>>710819006
Thanks, I like you guys
>>710819000
thats awesome! did she fuck him or just suck him? did she swallow his cum? and would you do it again?
>>710805664
At least you don't have AIDS.
>>710819090
No, I'm a Buck Nigger.
>>710812236
Jamal?
>>710819171
does it get you laid?
>>710819171
So you act in direct to video movies.
I like fucking myself in the ass with a dildo. Feels fucking great. I used to own a pretty big one with a suction cup and I used to ride it a lot but I got rid of it when I moved into a new place with roommates. I am about to buy another one though because it has been a while and I live alone again.
Have never been able to cum form just anal fucking before but I will try this time.
>>710819706
m or f?
>>710819694
tv movies too.
>>710807606
Well I think anyone would give another person head if their life was on the line. I don't think it's her fault. But your friend is a huge asshole if he just let her suck his dick instead of telling her it was a prank.
>>710819248
Our ground rules are no vaginal sex except with each other and we have to be together. She sucked him and swallowed his load. This was the first cock other than mine she has sucked in ten years. We have agreed that we want to try and be more sexually adventurous. This definitely won't be our last MMF and I am looking forward to our MFF soon.
>>710819982
It had to seem real it was a test. DUH. Plus he didn't want to get arrested for the 'prank/test'
I like my best friend, and she's the only one who knows that I have chronic depression and the only one who laughs at all the bullshit I say. Thing is I don't know how to confess to her. I'm pretty sure she'll turn me down, and that slightly scares me, but on the other hand I'll never know for sure if I don't try.
Give me some advice /b/ros, please.
>>710820340
This is the worst fake cringe I've ever seen on this site
I'm pooping while reading this
>>710820324
dope. sounds like u enjoyed it too. what do u have lined up for the MMF? any rules?
>>710819706
how big was it? how deep did u go down on it? ever tried a vibrator?
>>710819171
Pic?
>>710821131
I'm guessing you mean for the MFF. We have this slutty redhead friend of ours that is probably going to be our two girl threesome. I've already kissed her and played with her tits. My wife wants to go down on a girl and she told me she wants to watch another chick blow me. The only rules we'll have is I can't fuck her and my wife has to be present for whatever we do
>>710820649
Hey man, best advice I can give you is to try your hardest to get over her and accept her as your friend.
I had the most amazing best friend for almost 15 years and we got together one day. Things turned sour in a little more than a month and now we haven't spoken in like 5 months. I miss her friendship more though.
Bc i type so well as a girl, my friends have me change my picture on Kik to a girl they wanna fuck and i talk dirty to them until they bust a nut
>>710805126
USA capitalism slave detected
>>710822253
My Freedoms to live as a slave to the corporations I work for.
>>710821738
is anal allowed?
My girlfriend/fiance is extremely susceptible while she sleeps. I've set up code words and regressed her in age and fucked her at all ages (literally from newborn to her current age) and made her remember every time I've fucked her throughout the "years" and endlessly raped her and given her major Stockholm Syndrome. I've made her think I'm her biological father and to just simply accept when her memories change or don't "line up". She's essentially my slave and the most fucked up part is she's given me full permission to fuck with her head however the fuck I want and she loves it.
>>710804905
I'm fucking both of my neighbors wives regularly while they're drinking on the back porch.
>>710822822
sweet deal! how did u line this up? how did it start?
>>710804905
I have a ridiculously strong sense of empathy and am consequently aware of much of the suffering that many others ignore. Some people call me a bleeding heart or naive. There's really not much that infuriates me more than that level of willful ignorance and disdain for human wellbeing.
>>710821412
it was pretty big in total over 8 inches in length, and was 2 inches thick, I could take the whole thing and would sit and ride it for a long time,
I LOVED it, I did find my sisters vibrator when I was younger and used it on myself when I was home alone, I think this was my first anal experience, I stroked my cock and came so hard from this
ugh I need to order another one soon, I found a pic of the one I used to have (makes me shiver thinking about it)
>>710822975
I got one during a thunderstorm while her husband was out of town working. Her dog ran outside and I noticed it while rolling my windows up. Brought the dog back and went inside. About two drinks later we were on the couch in the den fucking.
Craziest part is she had been fucking the other neighbor's wife while they were both at work and introduced me to her in that way. We regularly have 3-somes and have never been caught. Both guys think I'm the nice, single guy that needs to get out more to find the ladies. Fuck them.
>>710821981
What went wrong anon
>>710823165
do what you can but you cant save/help everyone.
I am the hacker called 4chan
>>710822695
>more?
>either fake or evil
>>710823401
hahah thats nuts man. threesomes with the wives. that would be hard to beat. are they hot?
>>710823401
epic.
>>710823774
Maybe 6 or 7/10. Not hot at all. Just accessible, wet pussy anytime I want. Both are down for anything. I'm getting greedy though trying to figure out if the neighbor's wife across the street is dtf. She's a solid 9/10.
m here. Im in love with my cousin and he has aids. We've never done anything because I've been too scared of contracting it. We never actually said the words but we know. For many months we would drive around town smoking weed and talking about the future and shit but ive been too much of a pussy to say how i feel. there have been so many times where we could have done something. we almost held hands once but we were cock blocked by his bitch dog. I support the shit out of him and even designed my own tattoo. we went to LA and had a date night just walking around, which was the best fucking day of my life. but on halloween we went to a skate park and he told me that it was the last time he was gonna put it on the table. not in actual words. i have a weird way of talking to him using a different kind of language (as i like to call it. we talk about other people but we know we are talking about each other.) then i broke my fucking foot like a dumb ass. hes my best friend and just the thought of him gone sends me to the brink of tears. For a whole month i couldn't sleep, eat or shower properly (may be exaggerating a bit but it felt like a month) it was so bad that my family thought i was doing some hard drugs or some shit. they even said that i was getting addicted to weed... which is fucking retarded but whatever im not gonna say shit...i love him and sometimes i feel like ive lived this life so many fucking times on repeat. it hurts /b/. once hes gone i dont think that my heart will be able to refill again.
also im a lazy fuckwad and dont feel like grammer checking.
little cousin (6) wanted to play wrestle. did so, used the opportunity feel that ass, grind on her, and glimpse that pussy
>>710824750
Let him know. You'll regret not telling him once he passes.
>>710816862
I hope she does. Your luck is going to run out real soon faggot
im voting for donald trump
I saw my gf have sex with her best friend and her husband who's twice her age
I have proof in a lockbox somewhere that I plan to post on her fb after I get back together with her sometime next year
I'll be so glad to finally show her entire family what a whoreslut she is and know that all this time has been worth it
Fuck my life
>>710825324
Already voted for him.
BURN THE FUCKER DOWN. MAGA!
>>710824750
Make the most of the time you have left together. Make his last months a tribute to life itself and make every day after his passing a memorial to his memory.
So I was black out drunk, and I got my oneitis' name tattooed on my arm...
>>710823642
Oh, we're both rather fucked up. She was raised as a sex slave by her mother and actually sold for a couple grand to her first "husband".
She needs me controlling her just to function with how fucking broken she is. Despite all of my depravity (our depravity as well), I'm by far the best thing that's ever happened to her. Which, considering that I'm a horrible twisted monster... is saying a lot about her past.
>>710822140
Gross
I dropped the L bomb on a first date to scare her off, and it backfired. Enjoyed amazing sex for a month then ghosted her. I broke her heart into a million pieces. She dropped out of school. I hope she ended up happy eventually.
>>710823527
I thought she wouldn't change and she probably thought I'd change or something. I had some shit at work I was stressing a bit about and two god damned college projects to finish in two weeks, so I was giving her less attention than she was used to, but she knew I was super busy. She went to her parents' for a week and I took the time to really focus on my work.
After a few days she's all pissed that we hadn't been talking that much, I hadn't really thought much of it since we talked daily. Sent me this huge ass text saying she was feeling like she had no bf at all. I was obviously startled and called her right away, she turned her phone off and only talked to me the next morning.
I wanted to talk and she was like "I'm working". So I went lol k, and waited for like 4 days when I reached the deadlines for the projects. Called her and she was fucking mad. We broke up because "lack of communication on my part" lol.
I'm honestly not even that sad because she was being a bitch. Also the sex wasn't that great.
For the last couple of months my parents have been using restraints on me, although recently it's gotten less often - it's still pretty miserable. I've been talking to a friend about it lately and that has helped. I've also been telling /b/.
>>710804905
>Born in PR
>I'm Raised in U.S. since I was six months old.
>I Master the fuck out of English
>Not dependent on government
>I like to read
>I Don't drink
>I Don't toke
>I have No criminal record
>I'm Gainfully employed
>I don't act like an typical PR island nigger
>PRs tell me I'm not a real PR
>I Shrug
>I tell them to go fuck off back to the island
>Zero fucks given
>>710806724
It was an accident and everyone is better off not knowing the truth. You did the right thing. Accidents happen. We are human. It's not your fault.
>>710810257
Can't OD from let alone. Well you can but you need a shit ton. I'm talking about like grams and grams and grams
>>710807606
How do you get mugged for close to 5 minutes? That's not how a mugging works at all.
>>710826457
What the fuck, why?
>>710826659
You. I like you.
>>710827055
have to ask them really, but I guess my behavior?
>>710826659
>"master the fuck out of english"
>speaks like a spic
I bet you're a nigger
>>710826659
I lived in PR for a few years when I was younger. Beautiful but incredibly fucked up country full of lazy pieces of shit.
Anyways, my secret: People think I'm a genius computer scientist but I'm really just a lazy fuck who's only good at one thing.
>I masturbate to chubby chicks
>>710827321
Ditto...but I fuck them too.
>>710827176
Thanks, Friend.
I'm not one of those hyphenators. I don't go proclaiming, "I no American! I Boricua!" until i need government help and switch to "I Americano! Dame los cheques!"
>>710827206
Dude that is not normal at all, how old are you? You can and should talk to the police
>>710827284
>People think I'm a genius computer scientist but I'm really just a lazy fuck who's only good at one thing.
That, too. Friends, coworkers, and family think I'm some uber-haxor-genius when I really just use the fuck out of the Internet.
>>710827537
I don't want to get too into exacts but ya i'm only about two years away from freedom. I don't want to end up in foster care, if I was younger I would
For the past few weeks, I've been sleeping for well over 12+ hours a day. Barely spend time with my SO, family thinks I've just been working really hard and that I haven't had time to talk to them. In reality my body has just been super lethargic and if I try to force myself to wake up any earlier I really struggle to stay awake during the day.
>>710827717
>That, too. Friends, coworkers, and family think I'm some uber-haxor-genius when I really just use the fuck out of the Internet.
Haha, I have a lot of those people too. I actually happen to be a computer scientist. What I meant was that people think I'm a genius just because I'm really good at systems work when in reality I'm a dumbfuck in every other way; especially with people.
I fucked an underage girl. I was 25.
I've been given an awesome opportunity and I work my ass off at it, but holy crap I am some sort of fucking idiot savant at finding ways to screw myself over with little mistakes that have big consequences. Afraid I'm gonna blow it and end up completely without any future prospects.
>>710810257
That's fucked up man. What happend after you woke up? what did you do?
>>710828090
>I'm really good at systems work when in reality I'm a dumbfuck in every other way; especially with people.
Nature gives, nature takes. it often evens out.
>>710828280
Have some faith in yourself brother. Everyone makes mistakes. Just try to learn from them and do better whenever you can.
>>710828280
You just can't think like that though man
It's been four years and I still miss her.
I'm addicted to cocaine.
>>710810257
>next thing i know i wake up 3pm and shes stone cold dead beside me
Did you fuck her carcass?
>>710804905
i really want to fuck a 15 year old girl
>>710825796
ill do my best to. its not even difficult to keep a smile around him. ive done my research on it and the signs are starting to show. whats worse is that he has been getting hurt lately. not intentionally but at work he had propane spill on his hand and it was fucked for a good week. i always do my best to make sure he is happy and cheered up but lately i haven't been doing so well in that department. i usually just talk about random shit but lately i just stay silent. i dont know what to say, as if one word could just turn everything off and destroy what we have. he has accepted it full on, but its still difficult for me to process. i tried telling my older sister about it but she didn't believe me. one of my cousins and my younger sister know. i dont know what to say anymore. i know i just need to talk and things will go from there but i dont know how to do that anymore. im not the one going through this, i feel like i have no right to complain but it still affects me. i dont even know if we are together or not. it just does not seem real sometimes. and then i see him. i see how much skinnier he has become. i see how long he had his cough (Fuck i think i gave it to him too). i learned a while ago that to help him i need to help myself first. (school, learn more about aids, workout). if i look unhappy then that puts alot more stress on him and he doesnt need that. but i still cant get those words to come out of my mouth when i want them too. we went to the mountains a while ago and we were completely alone. i saw all the signs, a touch of the hand, scooting closer when cold (he had like 3 jackets, bitch wasn't cold), the close distance when pointing to the skyline. i saw all of it. but i didnt do anything. i just sat there. nothing... i always say that i want to go back in time and say or do something but what good would that do? i could belittle myself all day, but at the end of the day i was just scared. ive never had anyone i truly cared about before.
>>710804905
I've always wanted to fuck my cousin since I was 9
I've always wanted to fuck my niece since she was 9
I just lost a follower on twitter and I've been thinking about that for the past 2 hours.
I'm pathetic.
>>710813807
lol i done a similar thing, but i rubbed my dick on it
>>710815553
Post adress i can arrange
>>710827230
>>"master the fuck out of english"
>>speaks like a spic
>I bet you're a nigger
Sure.
Ok.
Whatever.
>>710805664
36 years old gag here.
Same story!
one day 12 years ago I suddenly came down with a sore throat. My breath has been terrible since then. I have had has major surgeries including a tonsillectomy, gastric surgery and numerous rounds of antibiotics to try and fix the problem. I am very good looking but I can't communicate to people due to this problem. My life is a nightmare. At my worst, I can stink up an area 5 feet around me. It literally smell like shit. I know one day I will commit suicide but I am really trying to wait until my daughter grows up.
>>710816164
Top grade secret
>>710804905
I like big butts - I cannot lie.
>>710805792
Further proof that homosexuality is a mental disorder.
My cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger.
>>710804905
Dating a stripper
>>710828736
Who are you, i will follow you
>>710817111
Put in someones backpack pls
>>710826051
Hey, I've got something similar!
My girl constantly craves my approval. She's very easily influenced and malleable. She's super into hypnotism and thought control.
It took me 4 nights to make her cum on command through hypnotism. Now, whenever, wherever, all I have to do is speak the command.
"*her name* You are going to cum in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Cum."
Even with no physical contact, no foreplay, anytime I want.
Sometimes I don't give her the final command after counting down, sometimes I'll restart the count, or decide to withhold it halfway through. This puts her in a state of edging, extremely close to orgasm but unable to achieve it.
I have her in mental chastity. It took me 2 weeks, but I have her hypnotized that she cannot achieve orgasm without my express consent. She asks permission for every orgasm, sometimes (during vaginal sex) I'll tell her to cum when she feels it coming.
I've got her completely and fully devoted to my pleasure. When I snap my fingers, she gets on her knees to suck my cock. When I want to fuck her ass, I tell her to lube up (or not) and bend over. Constant foot rubs, back massages, prostate stimulation, blowjobs, Coffee (or whiskey) on demand, she does whatever she can to please me.
Her collar is a pink faux fur affair with a padlock on the back. When I get home, she presents me with the key. She is only permitted to have the collar off when leaving the house.
The best part? She's so obsessively grateful to me for doing this to her. I tell her she can opt out at any time and we'll have a vanilla relationship. The first time I offered her this, I thought she would cry. She begged me not to take away our arrangement, offered me anything she could do for me. It was endearing.
I can fuck other women, make her fuck other women (I don't get the fascination with having your wife fuck other men, but I could tell her to if I wanted.) I can flirt with other women in front of her.
Text limit, To be continued.
>>710829947
Sound like a good dream
When I was about 4 years old and taking a bath my dad told me to make sure to get my dick clean by pulling the foreskin back and forth while he watched. Never thought it was weird until a couple of month ago. Suicide attemp but didnt work, might try again. No one knows about this.
>>710824750
pic related. its the tattoo i designed. sorry for the potato quality. im gonna give it to an actual tatoo artist to get a better version.
>>710809102
She's beautiful. Never saw her before though.
I wanna fuck my best friend so bad that I can't jerk off with out looking at a picture of her
>>710826132
Sounds like you really didn't know her completely, that part of her I mean. I'm glad you didn't end that sad after breaking up.
>>710807067
You're gay.
>>710829239
I started smelling like shit sbout one year ago. I mean litteral poop. Life turned to shit ever since, pun not intended. Never go to parties or hang around friends anymore, will prob suicide. Dont know why this problem is, i think i have TMAU. Anyways, its good to see someone have the same problem
I get suicidal if I go a day without weed
>>710828594
Hey, its legal in sweden
>>710820649
You've got to tell her. If she doesn't like you back, it'll stay the same. If she does, it'll change everything. You'll only regret what you didn't do. Don't be full of regret, Anon. Tell her.
I look at weird hentai of things from pop culture and masturbate to it
>>710831178
Then dont :^)
>>710831065
Your whole body or just your breath? Interesting to note though, that when I squeeze the white stuff out of my nose pores it smells like shit too. Go to the TMAU website and pay for a test kit. It's like $150 and worth it just to know. They mail it to you so you don't have to go anywhere in person.
I'm 16, dating a 13 year old girl. I haven't seen her named and have no wish to until we are years older. She is incredibly mature for her age, she looks 15 or 16 and speaks like an adult. I had no idea until she told me how old she was.
>>710827892
You should see a doctor bro
Recently I started sniffing my female housemate's used panties. I had a pretty big panty fetish when I was younger that I mostly grew out of, but it still turns me on so much that I start trembling. I'd never really fantasized about her while fapping before now. Her musky ass scent makes me diamonds.
>>710830546
>while he watched
you do realize you cant leave a 4 year old in the bath alone, and be thankful he even told you about cleaning it.
>>710830818
Thanks man.
I honestly believe she changed into someone completely new as soon as we started dating, it was surreal. The new intimacy we added was absolutely not worth knowing that side of her.
>>710831815
He's probably diabetic. Lethargy is a very big sign plus who isn't diabetic anymore.
>>710820649
A friendship in your condition is more important than a relationship, relationships sometimes complicate life. Don't rush things because you can loose the only person that makes you feel nice. Just wait, spend time with her, and if you two are meant to be together, it will happen,
>>710828540
It's been a bit over one, and she's dead to me.
>>710829947
Continued.
I once made her sit in the closet while I had a quickie with another woman that she hated from highschool. Once the other woman left I told her to lick my cock clean, every inch.
She got on her knees, licked my dick from balls to tip, and asked me if I was keeping her. When I said yes she was so pathetically happy she kissed my feet.
I control her finances, I draft up a schedule for her during her free time, as a result, my house is always spotless and my laundry folded neatly. She stays clean, fit, and slim due to a strict diet and exercise plan. I make her spend time with her friends one day a week, she says she only needs me, but it's important for her to socialize.
Around the house, she speaks when spoken to. I encourage her to keep a diary of her thoughts, which she gives to me after she's written in it. She is actually very intelligent and introspective, but also so incredibly loyal. Though she once asked me if I wanted her to be dumber, so she would make a better slave.
She's absolutely obedient. I have only had her disobey me a few times, and even then she made her best effort.
I generally don't need to punish her with force, I keep a flogger by the bed but I've only used it four times in 6 years. Sometimes she begs me to beat her when she thinks she hasn't done a good job. I find a stern word will generally put her on the edge of tears and desperate to make up for it.
She keeps bringing up the idea of me branding her with an iron, or me granting my permission for her to have my name tattooed on her. I'm thinking I may, if she's good enough, allow her to have my initials tattooed above her ass.
Sometimes we dabble in bondage. It's hardly necessary to restrain her, as she does everything I say willingly, but I like the way it looks. I like how she looks in hand and ankle cuffs. Sometimes I'll tie her hands behind her back and tell her she has five minutes to make me cum with her mouth.
>>710831769
You have to fuck her anon. You'll regret it in a few years when you're not together. Those things don't last, so just make the best of it
>>710805215
>Fag here. Had a friends with benefits thing going on with my roo...
That's just typical gay behavior.
Sorry if that sounds non PC, but gay shit is dude shit, and that's typical dude behavior.
>>710832133
pics?
>>710804905
I want to punch my sister in the throat for being a degenerate stoner, scream at my mum for being a complete fucking moron and kill my dad.
I am so sick of living, it's just one fuck up after another..
>>710832029
Being in love with your best friend is the greatest thing in life. You two can just be your ridiculous selves together and just be. It's liberating
>>710804905
im secretly wondering why wot driving physics is broken.
>>710831374
Gå och lägg dig för fan.
>>710832255
I know. Thank you for not screaming pedo and whatnot.i needed this off my chest
>>710832318
Chill out white boy
>>710829239
Had a friend with something similar. Finally found out it was actually sinuses. She had tons of shit up there just kinda rotting away. Cleared out with surgery and problem solved.
>>710831760
Its difficult to tell for me but I have noticed my breath can smell horribly, so its either that or my sweat aswell. I have gotten comments about a fishy smell which is why i think its tmau.
Has a doctor found out what your problem is?
>>710827284
About 25% (When I last checked the stats) of the island's GDP comes from U.S. federal-stolen taxpayer monies directly or indirectly. Self-governing, my assimilated ass.
I like to put bananas in my asshole, sometimes i bleed
>>710832569
>>710831769
Woo 69 two posts in a row
>>710832133
it's a lovely fantasy anon, ticks all the boxes of a dream slave girl.
>She keeps bringing up the idea of me branding her with an iron, or me granting my permission for her to have my name tattooed on her
always wanted to do this
>>710804905
>>710832651
Yeah, I had my sinuses checked and they look good. Wish it were that simple. Thank you
>>710832305
Of what? It'd just be pictures of a woman. I don't have any pictures of us doing anything sexual, I never felt the need to take pictures when I can have the real thing whenever I want.
Though I could wake her up and take some, she works in the morning and I don't want her tired tomorrow. The last time she fell asleep before 10:30 (her assigned bedtime), she felt so guilty she had trouble eating.
>>710831979
Of course he has to watch me but that other shit isnt normal tho right /b/?
Be me 26 with wife been fucking my apprentice she 18 on a daily basis
I have a rape fetish. Strictly role play
>>710832679
My breath can smell fishy too but TMAU was negative. I believe this is an epidemic right now. There are lots of people with this problem. Very specific and common symptoms for most of us. Do you have mucus in your throat?
>>710830546
Unless you have another incident, that's a normal thing to do and I hope you do it if you get a nongenderconfused kid.
TL;DR
>He saved you from circumcision.
>Be thankful.
>>710832569
Don't worry anon, when I was 17 my gf was 13 aswell, we broke up after 2 years. I boned her younger sister a few years later when she was 13 and 14.
It's all good
>>710822695
Wait i dont get it so is she your daughter or is this some hypno shit
>>710806930
what?
>>710830155
>>710832878
I'll admit I got lucky finding her. One day in studyhall in highschool I decided to talk to the shy emo girl that never talked to anyone.
We talked, flirted, exchanged phone numbers.
We kept talking, one day the conversation turned sexual (Hey, I was 17, of course it did.) and she started returning my flirting in a very submissive way, telling me she'd go out with me if I wanted, telling me she'd be ok with anything I wanted to do. I took her virginity 3 months after asking her out. We talked a lot before and after that point, and she's been mine ever since.
>>710833561
I would love to believe this story but it's just...too out there. it reads like a wild fantasy rather than reality.
going to need a timestamp on your slave. if she's that obedient she wont have any problems with it.
>>710832342
Sure, if the other person feels the same
>>710832318
Get out ASAP and cut that toxic shit out of your life. I did the same to most of my family. You didn't chose them, they didn't chose you.
>>710833118
Sorry what is mucus? English is my 2nd laguage. I do have a lot of bubbly saliva come up through my throat idk if that's something to consider though. This might have started from holding my farts in to much, by the way.
>>710833677
Yeah this.
>>710834375
Mucus is medicalese for snot.
>>710833677
Unfortunately, I just don't care if people believe it.
She's asleep, she works tomorrow and I don't want her tired.
That, and pictures can be traced, if this got out I'd be ostracized in my office and she'd be humiliated. I don't have pictures of her that don't show her face.
Believe it, or don't. Women like this exist, they're rare, and require some conditioning and training, but they definitely exist. Look into all the BDSM and fetlife websites, there are hundreds of women that genuinely WANT to be slaves to a good dominant. I don't understand why this is considered out there?
I was lucky, I found her when we were both in highschool. I listened to her sexual desires, and they matched mine. You have no idea the depths of submissiveness you can get out of a woman when you encourage and develop it. All you need is a firm hand, a stern voice, and a dominant personality.
Yesterday I sent the wife out with her friends and went to see an escort. Reference I gave was for a TS so the escort had the bright idea to have a strapon and all these toys handy.
Once I got to escort's hotel room, she was talking really dirty and egging me on to ride her rubber cock. I wanted to fuck her ass, but couldn't get hard enough from all the stimulation. So she teased my hole, gently shoved a dildo inside and made me ride it while she sucked me off. Exploded in her mouth, cleaned up and that was the hour.
As I was leaving she mentioned that she does doubles with her husband who's a top. I've jacked off twice and am still sitting here seriously considering it. Never been with a dude before. Want to try all that CD/sissy stuff.
>>710832651
Whats sinuses?
>>710834496
m8 I get it. I've been in the D/s community for over a decade now. I know there are women that want to be owned, that want every tiny decision in their life controlled by somebody else, and I have owned them.
And, to me, your story sounds far fetched and like a teen boys fantasy.
>>710807073
Dedication at its best
>>710834514
See pic.
>>710834494
Yeah I do have it sometimes. Thanks for the TMAU test thing tip btw, got any other tips about might be the problem or what procedures you've
Been through?
>>710834496
You hit the jackpot, anon. Wife her!
Any tips on helping a woman find her inner submissive appreciated.
That's so hot you a lucky man anon
>>710834905
The whole making her cum on command is what makes me think this shit is fake. My girlfriend is pretty submissive herself, but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to make her just involuntarily cum. I'm aware of techniques such as classical conditioning, but I don't think you can condition someone to cum without some form of bodily contact. And even then, it would take more than just 4 days for something like that to happen anyways.
>>710834905
If you say so. I've never really been "in the community". I've only ever done D/s with the one woman. I've fucked plenty of other women, but never introduced kink into it.
You acknowledge that you've met and owned women like this, yet have a hard time believing me, why?
To be fair though, it WAS originally a teen boy's (and girl's) fantasy. We met at 17 and 16 and that's when we started this arrangement. It's been 6 years and things are still going great for us. I get whatever I want, and she gets what she wants, which is pleasing me.
I don't particularly care if people believe me. Yes, it is fun to brag, but not fun enough to post a picture that could possibly be traced back to me. Regardless, I'm still going to come home tomorrow to a sweet and sloppy BJ, a homecooked meal, and a silver key in my hand. Life is good.
>>710834496
You're right... what's hard for me is finding a girl like that who is still innocents and virginal. Many girls I have been with I was able to really break down- spanking, complete obedience, cum on command and even my name tattooed on them- but they had several previous bfs and lovers. I'll settle down when I find an innocent (legal) one though. That's my dream
I hate women, I don't think it's a secret though to anyone that knows me
>>710835908
I know women who want a fair bit of that life, but your story contains a lot of what I'd call unlikely or fantastic elements.
>>710827892
That's pretty concerning, you should really consider seeing a doctor. I've been sleeping more than usual myself, constantly passing out throughout the day when I'm home, but I think that just stems from the fact I had really, really shitty sleep over the last few weeks, and it took me getting really ill for my body to correct itself. If you haven't had a severe lack of sleep you really should get yourself checked out.
>>710836137
Well you are on 4chan so that was pretty much established already
>>710836374
Good point
Broke into the female sous chefs locker at work years ago. Sniffed and licked her used panties I found within. I later fucked her, she had the loosest vagina ever. A real wizards sleeve. Everytime I told her I was coming she got me to pull out and very roughly finished me off over her tits. She would then rub it all over and lick her fingers.
>>710804905
I voted for Trump.
>>710819264
That's where your wrong kiddo
I've helped 3 past gfs to get fucked by a friends dog
>>710832133
Please more anon
>>710832133
More anon!
>>710832133
Anon this is great You are a luck man do you have more stories?
>>710832133
You lucked out hard do you have more tho this is getting me so hard
>>710832255
Double dubs
>>710835254
You need the right woman. Just start dropping hints. If she doesn't pick up on them or seem receptive, you're never going to be able to force it. If she's into it already, just put your dominance on overdrive. Tell her how and when you're going to have sex. Be firm, commanding. Grab her hips from behind, whisper in her ear, women will melt from this. Start small, pick out her underwear. Eventually her outfits. Buy her a perfume you like and insist she wear it. Make her get her hair cut how you like it. Introduce light bondage, graduate to harder stuff.
Always make it clear that she can opt out. This is dominance, not abuse or rape. By reinforcing her ability to leave, it'll make her want to submit more. Be cool, calm, and collected. When you give her approval, make her work for it, give her a little, but not too much. Sometimes you should withhold your attention, this will make her crave it. Praise should be given sparingly, so when she's been a good girl she'll be excited to hear it.
>>710835787
Look up the Silva Deep Relaxation Meditation. They use a tone to induce alpha brain wave function. I isolated this in Audacity and looped it to her on headphones. Also look up tantric meditation. A repeated dose of several indica strains of marijuana to induce further relaxation. Using that and a constant stream of physical stimulation, vibrators, and deep relaxation techniques, I got her into a meditative/trance state, where I would begin a countdown to each of her orgasms. Four nights, probably 6 hours apiece, I managed to condition her to cum on command. She could probably break the conditioning if she really wanted to, but again, she genuinely wants to be under my control, further strengthening it. It's a bit of work, but I think it was worth it.
When I was like 11, after my dad died, my mom, my dad's cousin, Lisa (18), who had lived with us for over six yrs back then, and me had to sleep in the same room at my aunt's house while we managed to get a house to live the three of us.
It sucked because every night I had to sleep on the floor while my mom and Lisa slept on the bed. While Lisa slept, I gently slid my hand to grab her ass while I faped. I came so many times doing the same thing.I was so fucking
For weeks I did the same thing, sometimes I faped smelling her panties while shes was working. Or simply came in her panties, once I even came in her toothbrush.
Things escalated a little bit, and I started to touch her vagina while jerking off and she didn't eve wake up. But I wanted more, so started to touch her boobs. One day, she woke up, I panic and pretend to be asleep.
The last few times, I started to put a finger in her ass, and Idk why but I'm sure she was aware of that. But I didn't care and continued to come in her panties, and touching her body.
Now that I'm 21, when she visits us, I can't look her in the eye. And I know she knows that I knew that she knew all the time.
>>710837338
>but I think it was worth it.
Anon it was more then worth it
>>710806724
Lol faggot u killed ur younger cousin :-DDD
>>710837338
kek
okay, confirmed fantasyfag. thanks anon.
>>710836112
I guess I don't have any advice on that one. We were 17 and 16 when we met. I guess I just got lucky.
>>710832884
And it's been this way for over a year. So fuck off with your meme's and find another thread to shitpost in.
>>710804905
we are living in a world where somebody said that they are a nigger and now people are sharing their secrets nonchalantly, most of them disturbing.
lol
>>710836323
>>710831815
>>710832026
Thinking about it. I definitely haven't had a lack of sleep by any means, sleeping like this sprang up rather suddenly. Also haven't had much of an appetite, so I think I might be losing some weight as well.
>>710837127
Holy shit. Do you just love to see this thread posted so you can bring that up again and again? It's no longer a secret...
For over a year i have been dating THE girl, We have an amazing relationship. However her daddy issues drive me nuts, it brings with it fears of abandonment, and her pushing me away for days at a time. I swore i would never leave her, but atm I am more afraid she'll leave me to avoid getting hurt.
>>710838458
It's a forced meme
my secret is that my moms friend fingered me in the back of her car.
>>710809095
Had this happen to me to and it got worse over the intervening two years, never hit back but I would yell.
She convinced everyone I was the abuser after it was done.
>>710837184
>>710837211
>>710837252
>>710837295
These take me a minute to type up, but alright.
I bought her a special order collar from thecollarshop.com, highly recommend. It's got my name for her on it, and has clasp in the back that fits a small padlock. She surrenders the key to me whenever I get home.
I have a short 3' leash I like to attach to the D-ring on front of the collar. She loves to have me yank her face down to my cock and make her suck it. I also enjoy making her lick my asshole while she jerks me off onto her face.
As for stories of humiliation? I've got a few.
I got shitfaced drunk at a bar and fucked a woman from the local college. I called her to come pick me up from the other woman's apartment. She sucked my cock before I showered that morning, and I accidentally called her "Lisa". She begged me to keep her and not leave her for the other woman. I ended up getting annoyed by her begging and telling her I would keep her if she would take 100 lashings with the flogger. (One of four times I used it.)
Her ass was so sore and red she couldn't sit for the whole night. I'll never forget her tears on my cock after I fucked her from behind and made her lick my cum off.
I won't tell her this, but I would never leave her if she keeps being this loyal.
Got more coming if anyone wants them?
I've been with two psychopaths, and it has honestly ruined me, because I feel inadequate for others.
>>710807067
prostate is there for a reason u know
>>710838764
Oh. Thank you for correcting the record good sir.
>>710838928
Holy $hit dude.
>>710840024
N!ce
>>710840066
Js
>>710829947
>>710838928
Gosh this is so hot. Want to get a collar someday myself.
