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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Who are you?
I'll go first
>>710802702
Do you guys over there identify more with England/Scotland/Wales/NI than the UK?
>>710803009
I'm English so England
:p
>>710803459
you know the rules
>>710803459
Tits or GTFO, b8 whitch
>>710803459
Wait there are people who liked Fallout 4?
Must be fake
I am god
>>710803459
Sorry, I don't recognize that flag. It looks a lot like the Canadian flag. Where are you from?
>>710803609
>>710804864
Clearly you don't know the rules. Lurk moar.
>itt apparent geniuses
Be more realistic with your scoring guys
>>710806347
>Clearly you don't know the rules
Nice try, reddit
>>710806609
scored in the 94th percentile in my military aptitude test,
meaning that im in the upper 10% 9/10 seems about spot on nig
>>710806748
Sure you did
you guys are so smart, every one of you
>>710806650
>Was it a post anything like "hurr durr, I'm a girl"?
>Was it unnecessary to the thread therefore evidently just to get attention?
Nice try, facebook
>>710802402
slightly outdated but still relevant
ech
>>710806881
Never been a liar, guy
>>710807556
you look better at your worst
>>710807752
Unless you count the frown.
>>710807619
thats like being the smartest kid with downs. Military is not for the smart USUALLY
>>710807619
Lol 99th'd that shit in HS. Was easy as fuck and proved only dumbs go into the military.
>>710807619
>Height: 69.5
Nigga you ain't even 70cm tall!
gg on the brain though
>>710807063
These two aren't >>710807556 >>710802702
>>710807556
wtf is this
>ITT the shitty artists of /b/
>>710808783
scribbles
>>710808342
thats inches m8,sorry for US retarded measurements
>>710808315
>>710808302
94 is a percentile, and since they test highschools now, that means i scored higher than 94% of those who've taken the test, same with 99 here, met a 99 who picked cook as his MOS... what a waste
>>710802402
who who, who who?
>>710810014
kys
>>710810014
>Pansexual
You mean bisexual. Does making up sexualities make you feel any less unimportant?
>>710810700
Herms are fun though. What to they count as?7
>>710810014
i'm wondering why tumblr trash keeps ending up here.
>>710808315
This. The asvab is easy as fuck.
>>710810904
How does this count as tumblr trash tho?
>>710811433
>pansexual
sais enough.
>>710807203
anybody have a blank country map like this?
>>710811736
>>710811852
<3 anon
>>710811852
That's not the one in his post though. That one had more options.
>>710811585
Like I said, what do herms count as then? They're fun :P
You caught me on a good day. Happiness is subject to change.
>>710812215
>Takeshi's Castle
>>710803459
>>710806517
i most say you think you have really good intelligence and health for being 2 people with so low confidence.... normaly people with that low confidence are low on pretty most all stats...
>>710812063
i've only did a small search on google, couldn't directly find the one OP was using.
>>710812629
>suzuki swift.
hah you drive a girls car
>>710812629
>defqon
i like you.
>>710806517
FUCKING LEAFPOSTER GET OUT, GET OFF OF THIS FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710812906
and so does most of b probably to I'm just honest about it
>>710813640
nah i have an opel astra
am im edgy ?
>>710814323
no, you're underage b&
>>710814323
>14
get out
>>710814323
actually cant someone put a 4 year ban on him?
>>710814323
>14
You're the type of person who's ruining 4chan. Trump should build a wall to keep you underage fags out.
>>710814323
>bi
anyone who describes themselves as bi are usually just such a fucking virgin they'll say yes to anything. You would even fuck a hairy mans ass lol and you're only 14
>>710815652
Wow, you must be a faggot
>>710815781
I am.
Please kill me
>>710815652
reeks of social justice warrior
>>710815914
I lost at Gardevoir. We all know you fap to that shit
>>710816014
Nah, fuck those guys.
Too annoying to deal with, too stubborn to reason with.
Fun to watch them, though.
>>710816036
Whatever gets the job done
>>710815814
SPOTTED THE NIGGER
>>710816086
Frankly, I'll jerk it to anything with tits, no shame
>>710815814
>rare
If only we could save flags on /b/
>>710815814
There's no way you're black AND a female... On 4chan!
>>710816194
Cheers to that
>>710816086
If you're not a SJW explain your illogical commie economic stance. Anyone whos that much on the left side of politics dont understand economics and common sense for shit
>>710806517
>16
>listens to the smiths
Why do I just know that you're a pretentious stuck up bitch?
>>710816666
oi i fooken got quads mate, you're a SJW confirmed
>>710816666
Not him but
>SJW
>Libertarian
>Implying SJWs don't want to silence free speech
>>710816666
Nice quads.
Honestly the left side of it just comes from personal beliefs, not the way I believe a country should be run - separation of what I believe in and what's best for others.
>>710816839
Yeah pretty much. People can be progressive without completely eliminating other ideas.
>>710816303
yea im that black girl thtt had red braids and black lipstick
except i have neither now lol i'd be shocked if someone remembered me
Roast me
>>710816839
All SJWs claim to hold liberal views but it's always HIGHLY authoritarian ofcourse
>>710817170
Average modern teen, not much to say.
Right down to the daddy kink and "spoop"
You like Pulp Fiction, though, so that's good.
Keep on keepin on
>>710816926
Exactly, look at the green party. They're left wing and open minded unlike Hill shills.
>>710817170
You must be miserable to be around
>>710817433
I am.
>>710817170
I'd roast you, but you roasted yourself by posting.
>>710817491
Shit
>>710817390
Yeah, kinda iffy about the whole Jill Stein thing though.
She seems like she has Sanders Syndrome - ok ideas in theory, but she has no clue on how to pull it off successfully
>>710806979
>watsky
lel u fukn fag
I really like these threads. They're the perfect example of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
In fact, I like these circle jerks so much that I come to them every now and then just to post this. I mean look at these fuckers
>>710802536
>>710803459
>>710805930
>>710806517
>>710807203
>>710807262
>>710808284
>>710808534
>>710810014
>Intelligence way above average
>Yet has drone tier taste such as like breaking bad, supernatural and shawshank redemption. Yet when you look at people who rate their intelligence as average/lower they have more varied tastes.
>>710817587
Although I like Bernie was kinda weak and didn't always plan out what he was doing. Jill Stein seems well spoken and seems to know what she's talking about.
>>710818264
Definitely - that and the fact Hillary had money/influence is the main reason he couldn't get past the DNC
>>710818343
True
>>710818772
You ever listen to Mike Love?
>>710819293
God tier movies
Nice books and music too
Me a few months ago. Britfag reporting in.
>>710819476
How I forgot about the Metro 203X is beyond me they are my favourite books/games. Disappointed in myself wow
>>710806517
linux user confirmed
If you see a girl with Earth flag, blue shirt and very unconventional tastes, tell her to visit Steam more often. I'm going to bed.
>>710805930
Fucking A right DGD baby
>>710819314
Yeah, he had a great show at a music festival I saw him at
>>710819784
Noice. I gotta see him live sometime. Me and my friend love him
>>710803459
Oh wowee! An 18 year old attractive gamer girl!
Kys
>>710820069
>Oh wowee!
>>710820373
8/10
>>710802402
Sorry for the spelling, beyond tired
>>710808302
Military academy school are some of the best if you want to learn something practical for the job you are gonna do.
My friend is there atm learning to be an aerospace engineer.
I plan to head there when my scholarship runs out.
He lost his so he just decided to go because he couldn't afford college anyway.
>if I head in at 3 years he will be my commanding officer
Tbh he is my best friend and I miss him
>>710821301
Tai Lopez/10
>>710802402
just finished it
>>710821590
How is this possible?
>>710813640
Nah fam I drive a 2006 ZO6 corvette.
Really shitty car for where I'm at. (Rock roads aplenty) but I love it.
You just gotta know the right people
>>710822101
Maybe he masturbates so much he makes up for it.
>>710822101
Blowjobs and handjobs.
That technically counts as a sex life at least I'm counting it
>>710822261
I like you
>>710822261
Top fucking kek
>Anime: Bleach
>>710822101
I've had lots of chances at having sex but everytime there is just something I don't like about it so I make up some excuse not to have sex (even when I'm drunk), thing is I don't care whether my cum ends up on a tissue or in a vagina/condom. I might be fucked up but I don't see the fun in having sex, the closest i've gotten to fucking a woman is a blowjob then I backed the fuck out of there.
r8 me
>>710822261
LMAO hates USA but loves Alaska
>>710822773
8.5/10 we would be really good friends
>>710822683
i like the antagonist and the idea of hax power i dont like the plot and the ending
>>710823049
>hate all of usa
>I live in the refuge land
just a joke
>>710821478
Had to google it... can't find the link. Elaborate.
>>710823053
thanks my dude
>>710823049
>hates USA but loves Alaska
Totally understandable
feels good to be american :D
>>710823626
it's actually scary because you're like the american me, fuck canada
>>710807262
Meditation homie
>>710823938
We would get along, I am >>710819293
>>710824325
Unless you're black
>>710819293
please kill yourself you pretentious cuck
>>710824325
I can get along with anyone our music is the same so thats a plus and your confidence and socialness could bring my ass out of the cave
>>710819293
>int that high
>watches anime
Something just doesnt add up....
Suspicious amount of 18 year olds in this thread...
Roast me, bitches
this isn't /soc/
>>710825918
you sound like a very strange guy.
would smoke weed with
>>710825918
>Argentinian flag
>White
haha!
>>710825065
I graduated 2 years early from HS, but yeah I enjoy DBZ from when I was little and a friend of mine made me watch rz and it was great
>>710824849
Exactly. None of my friends will listen to music not made in the last 5 years. Kms
>>710826669
I almost didn't graduate high school but animes still for faggots :D
>>710814323
is this bait
>>710826669
I just keep digging up classic rock songs so many great hits to find instead of waiting for the companies to stop auto tuning them my most recent find was lunatic fringe
r8 me
>>710825926
its /b/ and anyway this is the most active board so post all the shit here with the trade off with weird fucks around
>>710802402
Why Hadvar...
>>710826873
a kid in my class found out about anime and his faggotry level went up he's my friend but I give him shit for it and he tries to give me shit for going on /b/
>>710826048
Thanks, anon
>>710826320
>>710826099
My grandparents were Ukrainian, so I do look like a slav. Well memed, though.
>>710802402
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
>>710828155
might wanna take note, faggot
Despite not having any jewish heritage, I look like a fucking kike
>>710802402
>>710821465
lol nigga the military academies are more selective than harvard, you can't just go there when your "scholarship runs out"
>>710828484
Me too
>>710828484
you seem like a chill person
what state are you from?
>>710828663 dude
5000 years in ms paint
>>710828961
Texas
>>710829145
nevermind then
cali
>>710818098
kek thanks for posting this some people who post in these threads are pathetic
>>710815652
>Spider-Man
>The Dark Crystal
>Steven Universe
>Muppets
>Tf2
>Based 4th Gen Pokermoms
>Jojo
>Wario Land
>Bretty similar style
>also carries camera
>BOBOBO
8/10, would /b/ro, my dude
>>710815814
>black grill but goes to /pol/
>model but is a virgin LoL player
>is one of the 1-in-100 girls who play League but is a virgin
Why would you lie, anon?
>>710817015
Damn dude, You went all out. Did you really need to put *that* much effort into a, what was supposed to be, simple and minimal chart?
>>710830336
It was fun to do, I did more for the art than anything else.
>>710830942
Understandable, though, unnecessary, yet still understandable.
Has not been updated so may be a bit different. Hell if I know
>>710828319
Hey, you're a big jerk!
What do you guys use to edit these things? I keep using Paint for all of them, but it only really works for the lame ones that only have like 5 pieces of information about you. What do?
>>710831684
Hopefully that's a joke. If not, then you should know that these comments and pictures ore for joking reasons. It may not seem very light-hearted or sympathetic, but this person is responding to the audience of /b/. There is no harm, hard feelings or malichious thought put into what this guy defines as funny.
The intention may be bad, good, or neutral, but it doesn't affect anyone, because this is /b/, and /b/ doesn't care.
>>710832529
What? Nah man, I always call people out on being jerks on the internet. I hate internet bullies, they really grab me by the gills, I'll tell ya! Today I was playing GMOD and some jerk was calling people names, so I called him a jerk and told him to shut up!
>>710822261
> left german
> /x/
kill yourself
>>710802402
This took me way to long. Plz read the note on my intelligence. Sorry for shitty quality, had to use preview
>>710833279
>ivy league
>max intel
Cute.
>>710832841
Not to be hurtful, but anyone could interpret what I'm saying, be a little more tolerant with people with temper and lack of morality. At least be logical with you're statements. Saying "You're a jerk" and "Shut up" doesn't render into anyone's mind if their goal is to enrage, in turn, it only fuels the fire.
Don't get worked up with these kinds of snarky and immoral beings. Spend some time working on your logic or something worth your time that can better yourself to be prepared for these situation, and ultimately give everyone you and everyone else a better time.
Don't worry about the small stuff, it isn't affecting anyone, so why should it affect you?
>>710833279
i have masters degree's and i still went for 9.1 in intellect.
fuck your ivy league.
and stop being so confident
go watch legend of the galactic heroes,
then you can say you have seen one of the best anime ever.
>>710832841
Not to be hurtful, but anyone could interpret what I'm saying, be a little more tolerant with people with temper and lack of morality. At least be logical with you're statements. Saying "You're a jerk" and "Shut up" doesn't render into anyone's mind if their goal is to enrage, in turn, it only fuels the fire.
Don't get worked up with these kinds of snarky and immoral beings. Spend some time working on your logic or something worth your time that can better yourself to be prepared for these situation, and ultimately give everyone you and everyone else a better time.
Don't worry about the small stuff, it isn't affecting anyone, so why should it affect you?
And besides, that person calling names, really isn't doing anything bad. It's building up tolerance for bad behavior. The "victims" shouldn't even acknowledge his remarks, or even acknowledge his presence.
If they can't now, they will later.
>>710833441
true, there are many dumb asses that make it there because of connections or sports. I did it on academics. Right now I have a 3.9. And come on do you really have to roast me its the only redeeming quality about myself.
>>710833615
>>710833745
By the way, damn it. Messed up : _ :
>>710802402
Im intelligent compared to the people I know at the very least
>>710833827
watch legend of the galactic heroes and fist of the north star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htl3XWUhUOM
>>710833745
>>710833784
You're trying to be nice, so it's fair that I let you in on the fact that I was being sarcastic. I had actually hoped that my last reply would have given it away
>>710833873
Please let this be a joke
>>710833752
I wasn't tying to roast. I think it's awesome you're going to an Ivy League school. I just saw the age and the bar and was like, Chuunibyouuuu. But seriously, I wish you the best.
>>710833985
yeah, it's called me.
>>710833873
This post is too /b/
>>710833981
aeiou
>>710833873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA
sort your life out
I can't draw.
Best I can do.
I'm Negan.
>>710834289
>sex life
>social life
..so you're just always masturbating? Furiously?
>>710812198
They count as an abomination you shouldn't be fucking you disgusting piece of human garbage
>>710834423
i've beendating my gf for 5 years. i dont see my friends.
sex life good. social life not
>>710834101
well I don't always look like that but yeah. It's pretty /b/.
>>710834423
exactly
>>710834423
I have a girlfriend, just hardly any friends.
>>710834512
Not me, I dont know why he answered that.
>>710834547
Nope.
Like I said, fetish-oriented sex. All the time.
>>710814323
Bait or not. Gtfo
>>710834659
>>710834512
Doppleganger, kek.
>>710834289
and this is a person i could get along with.
>philosophy
>debating
>drugs
>music
>history
>writing
>lamb of god
>perfect circle
>remmstein
>tool
>rick and morty
all turn ons
>>710834805
Kek glad you think so. Not many people I know like most of those things. I live in a shit town in East Texas and I hate just about everyone here.
>>710834977
move to the west side of england, its gotten pretty crazy round here but you should fit right in.
>>710834159
WOW I have to say, I am a man, heterosexual, Straight, and I have total aversion to men, but still I have to say it:
What a beautiful man, very attractive, confident, and with a great sense of style.
As heterosexual I know admit, congratulation for your beauty.
>>710835107
Not a bad idea to be honest. I just despise the politics over there. I hate the people I live around, but I love being able to ignite shit and own however many firearms I can afford. Though who knows, maybe I'll do that someday, when I get the balls for it anyway. Always wanted to move to the desert though. I love the desert more than any other place. Especially at night, the sky is fucking beautiful.
>>710835361
if you do come over, go to bristol and look for dylan yuri.
ill help you start up, and i may be able to get you anything illegal.
>>710834024
yea i know I appreciate it. believe me i dont look down on others I am shit at a lot of things it just happens academics are not one of them. The only reason I put a 4 on looks is cause my face is decent but I usually put a 3 or 2 cause im only 5'5". I tell ya though they dont lie when some classes are hard as shit. You can make it through your strengths pretty easy but the second you get a class you're not good at like calc was for me, you get fucked.
>>710835581
Holy shit, well I appreciate that. I'll go by Osmond if I ever come looking for you. I hope to see you sometime soon. Also, am I gonna get the shit beat out of me for doing a British accent? Kek
>>710835837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2G5B3PVFJA
>>710835870
yea, dont fake being brittish.
what americans think our accent is, is a pompous version of our accent, hell, i dont know a bristolian who pronounces the letter t
>>710822773
>Dio
Nice taste
>>710836215
No, I don't do what most Americans do, I mean I'm not super awesome at it, but I am pretty accurate. Regardless, I won't if it's gonna piss people off, but it isn't like I'm going to pretend I'm British, just on occasion with the accents. I do that shit all the time kek.
here we go i guess
>>710836393
you can try to trick a few people, but dont do it 24/7. someone would find out and either shoot you or beat the shit out of you.
>>710836710
Oh hell nah lol I'm not gonna get myself killed over some shit like that. What's organized crime like over there? Always wanted to join something like that, be a "butcher" type.
>>710802402
Meh...
I love how some 15 and 16 year olds submitted xD MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>710837017
you're perfect wow
>>710837017
Manga doesn't count as books, slut. You know the rules.
>>710836913
your talking to a member of a mob.
so yea... i would say its pretty good.
>>710837017
this is a joke right?
then again, looking at your confidence it could not be.
>>710837201
sharpie in pooper
>>710837017
Hi there! :) I was wondering if I could maybe add you to Steam? I would love to talk to you sometime about stuff ^^;
Email me please :)
[email protected]
>>710837275
Oh? Do you think perhaps there's room for new people? I'll do what I need to do, but end goal here is having a "workshop" to make examples of people in. I need something like that in my life kek
>>710837522
Top kek the thirst is real.
What a faggot.
>>710837720
Ayyyyy Red Dwarf
Nice
>>710837523
idk, torture isn't my specialty.
i could ask about if you want.
but the best way to get in is to go against them and be so hard to take down they have to take you to protect themselves.
(its how half of us got in)
>>710837658
>Being this jelly he's mackin on babes
>>710838026
Oh, I see. Also I'd appreciate if you would ask about it. I might do that, depends if they're just going to drive-by and be done with it, or if I actually have a chance.
>>710838161
Kek
>>710838324
if you get here ill ask about.
>>710837017
Oh shit... what rank on Payday 2?
>>710839316
Haven't played in a long time, so I can't remember, would love to start it back up again at some point.
>>710839467
Me and a friend actually stopped playing because we couldn't find 3rd, playing with just 2 people kinda sucks. I've been looking for a reason to get back into it. Fancy joining us?
>>710839704
Extremely tempting, but I can't commit to it :( Too much going on, with holidays coming up I'm traveling a fuck ton, sorry...
Here, have a pic of me from last year.
>>710840258
Fair enough.
Thanks for... the pic? haha.
Here you go.
>>710840258
Daaaaamn! Anymore pics? Can I get your skype or kik name please?
>>710802536
>Ticks the virgin box
>Rates sex life at a '3'
>>710840258
Why not a recent pic? Did you get fat?
Gettin' belligerent boys
>>710841977
>Bi
>Virgin
Wat?
>>710841262
Nope, just thought it was a good picture to use, had just recently dyed my hair so it looked nice and not faded like it does now haha
>>710842087
I don't understand
Go ahead and mock me.
>>710802402
high effort drarwins for your viewing pleasure
>>710803146
I never understood this your all British its this mentality which is destroying the United Kingdom.
>>710842260
Top kek
>>710841977
Another underage b& bi virgin faggot
>>710844374
You are going after a bear cock next?
Be BEARY careful!
Im gonna go kill myself for that pun.
>>710833279
Anyone can get into an Ivy League. If you had max intelligence you're suggesting that you have the same capability as Einstein.
I mean fuck I got an offer last week from a world top 30 university that places higher than several Ivy Leagues, but I'm not so pompous that I think that makes me a genius.
Let's not pretend it's exactly difficult to do well in the American education system.
