Cute girl on tinder. Dubs decides.
>>710798921
not you personal army here on the chan bro
send me a picture of your feet
>>710798970
i thought summer was over
>>710798921
"Just as a warning btw, I'm squarely of the opinion a couple should wait until marriage"
>>710798921
say
"Nerf this!"
and then send her a pic of a flaccid penis
>>710798921
So where do you live, what u doing today?
can i get a pic of your feet?
Can you pls show me your feet? :D I have a foot fetish
>>710799103
roll
>>710799024
>>710799124
one of these
>>710798921
can i fist you whilst chanting death to the west
>>710799152
reroll
>>710799175
Rerolling.
>>710799146
Roll
Hey, how about we meet and play the family (if you know what i mean)
>>710799124
>>710799146
samefag
>>710798921
have you been circumcised yet
>>710799222
winrar bois
>>710799222
trips wins too ?
>>710799073
you thought wrong bitch
>>710799222
It's time.
>>710798970
>"not your personal army"
>implies a 4channer has anything better to do
>or has pride
shut up fag
>>710799222
winrar
>>710799253
Nope
>>710799222
the trips have spoken
>>710799222
Waiting on reply
>>710799342
dont be a fag, pics
>>710798921
NIGGERS LOVE WATERMELOM LOL
Will OP deliver do you think?
I want you to ride my dick like you're playing Quidditch.
>>710799146
Rolling
feet.
>>710799399
please ignore that OP
>>710799399
WINRAR
Just waiting
ONGO BONGO WATERMELON FOR NIGGERS BLACK LIVES ARE NIGGERS AHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>710799319
>"im a queer, penis penis penis"
yes, you are buddy. we're happy for you
You don't know the rules do ya?
Wait for OP to reply first
>>710799526
OP delivers, praise be to allah
>>710799554
guess we know whats next
Please by fist I meant list and by list I meant you're on my naughty list ;) Santa is gonna shove a candy cane up my ass unless you suck my dick
>>710799591
Ohhhhhh boy
Feet pic pls
>>710799146
Rollll
My uncle touched my no no
Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>710799792
Rpll
>>710799663
yea thats probably your catchphrase isnt it homo
>>710799792
Rerolling :3
>>710799792
rolling this
>>710799792
OP here, I feel like saying this now, roll
"you look like the sister i always wanted"
sorry about that, i am a bit autistic haha, but i am a fisting machine, we can do it anytime you want ;)
Sorry, my friend got a hold of my phone. What do you say we go out for dinner/drinks (of age?) Tuesday?
A bunch of fucking niggers broke into my cousins house and molested his step sister then they fucking broke all the dishes in the kitchen and microwaved the cat and if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight and then they sang somolian welfare songs about bitches and titties and talked about slavery and white guilt
>>710798921
Mary, does your garden grow or is your weet little vageriegoo shaven and smooth like the puss puss of a pre teen?
lmao sorry, send dick pic plz
>>710800185
Roll
I just shit my pants ;_;
Meow :3
>>710800190
REROLL
Still hasn't responded (gonna get dubs)
>>710800180
reroll
Niggers tongue my anus
sorry mY brOther toOk my phOne and sent that......
I fucking hate these pop up ads God fucking damn it
I think OP scared her off, clearly she likes the west.
just to let you know, i was a pornstar back in third grade, i did it because my uncle loved it, still, i can show you my work or do some with you haha :^)
>>710800345
I want to recreate my sexual fantasy of rape torture porn on you.
Yo what's ur club penguin username I'll add u to a gangbang room with my cuzins :)
>>710800501
FUCKING HELL
REROLL
>>710800541
lmao this
Let's meet up
>>710800562
at least give head
>>710800491
>mfw she likes the west
>>710800561
REROOOLL
>>710800617
rerooool
>>710799591
i cant get pengis either.
>>710800562
What would u say if I told u I molested my little sister :3
>>710800617
again
>>710800501
REROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>710800695
This
>>710800617
reeeee
>>710800562
Ok, I won't chant death to the west then
>>710800695
Rol
It will be a go. Its not like I'll give you the choice
>>710800617
get him laid
Well I think you're really pretty. Wanna meet up at my little brother's funeral?
>>710800788
Nice
FUCKINF BITCH HOW DARE YOU REJECT MY BIG CUMMIES REEEEEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710800788
Oh shit
>>710800788
OP is rapist now confirmed
>>710800788
WINRAR
>>710800769
THIS.
>>710800562
how's about a good stroke of me bum with ya licky lick
why not? are you afraid of me destroying your teen pussy??? do you feel intimidated by my big fat hands? ill fist the shit out of your petite pussy until you start screaming of pain
>>710800562
how about a get a goat and we have a threesome??
she could be your soul mate
take her out for drinks, fuck head
>>710800877
mfw I get dubs responding to other persons dubs
OP here hope she doesn't call police
>>710800911
911 dubs have spoken
>>710798970
...........what? How fucking stupid are you to not even grasp the concept of why people say that?
>>710800911
9/11 WINRAR
>>710800562
OK, forget the chanting.
>>710800903
how many dicks can you fit in that jizz trap?
This thread though
>>710800903
THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>710800903
Do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and saviour Kek?
>>710801010
10/10 feet though
i feel really unhappy and alone all the time. i dont know how to be with a girl again
Sorry about that sometimes I just get a bit rapey :3
I eat ass, farts are my desert
I eat ass, farts are my desert, can i eat your ass?
big memes are my dreams
I long to eat your butt, farts, poop, and diarrhea from the butthole.
>>710801407
same man.
I bet she's thinking about it.
How many times in a life do you get the chance to chant death to the west while having an arm up your arse ?
"So anyway, before I do all that I have to ask, what is your opinion on Communism? Personally I'd totally anally fist Lenin."
OP here with the delivering
>>710801808
>>710800911
forgeting dis op
>>71080140
Can relate.
*Tips Fedora*
>>710800911
So confirm I'm doing this one now right?
>>710801936
yes
>>710801808
is there a 24 hour vet clinic near your house?
cause your pussy is going to need stitches after
>>710801808
How long until you change your underwear?
>>710801936
yes go for it, 9/11 wins all
>>710801808
Alright, just joking. I won't chant anything.
let me just meet you in your house and leave a message
why not? wait...your not saying you have a dick do you? that's why its a no go?
>when she pulls out her dick and its bigger then OP's
>>710801980
rolling
the literal madman
>>710802040
re roll
How much patience does this woman have I wonder.
>>710801808
When I ram my fist up your bottom that is exactly what you'll be shouting so loud the neighbours complain
>>710801980
roll for this
>>710802040
roll
>>710801980
this
>>710802221
>>710802223
Fuck off. So close to quads.
>>710801010
whys her shit smeared everywhere
>>710801766
rerolling for this
>>710801980
Rolllll
:O
>mfw this fucking tread just keeps going and going and getting even better each time
>mfw too lazy to find a good reaction face
ok atleast can i show you my dragon dildo collection??
>>710801980
rollrollroll
>>710802419
eke
So anyway, I was wondering if maybe you'd want to hang out sometime? We can go see a movie or just somewhere nice and get to know each other better.
>>710802176
rip, inb4 she blocks you
>>710802433
WINRAR
>>710802465
roll
>>710802486
Yeah for sure
Plz respond
>>710802465
this
>>710802465
Lmao this. Also, post the rest of her pics
Fake
"Sorry about that last bit my son got into my phone, you know how they are. I'll have to beat him later."
>>710802040
ROLLIN!
>>710802176
Oh shit FBI time
>>710802666
SATAN TRIPS CHECK'D
>>710802666
nice repetitive digits, satan.
>>710802666
666
HAIL STAN
>>710802666
WINRAR
>>710802666
Satanic trips! HAIL SATAN
>>710802666
oh shit 666
well you cant say no to the triple plus edgy satantic 6th graders
>>710802433
winner winner
send dickpics
>>710802666
Satan has willed it OP, this one next.
>mfw Satan wants you to be in a normal and stable relationship while we're talking about anally fisting her in the name of communism.
She actually looks hot too. No fair I don't get any matches
>>710802666
I'm thinking I should just go ahead and send that cuz I think she checked out lol what do you all think
shit i have an essay due to tomorrow and it's 2:40 PM. This thread better be worth my sleep
>>710802937
Try being less honest.
Works for women.
>>710802999
Your post is upside down Satan.
It was meant to be OP
>>710803102
>>710802999
She's too tall OP
SHE'S 6 FEET TALL?
>>710803086
wow upsidedown satan. this thread is full of suprises.
>>710803102
Fucking angle psussy of the heavens!
>>710803204
I'm taller than her don't worry
>>710803037
>
me too
I HAVW
essay
on the macbeh
kue
macbeth
like the play
from shakespear
my man
william
so wish me good luck an god night
hail op
hail macbeth
don't fag out on us OP
It'll hurt at the beginning, but then you'll fell like a charm, i promise
>>710803218
????
>>710803218
that giant nose man
>>710803391
???
>>710798970
Bgtfo summerfag
>>710803377
AND ANOTHER ONE
>>710803450
???
>>710803218
I would have swiped her left after seeing that. Maybe it's where I live, but if you're not a 10/10 man who "likes to adventure", you will get 0 matches.
>>710803377
oh shiiiit dubs. satan +upside down satan vs dubs
come on OP, decide you tall ass fag
Breaking news
tall girl are easy game
>>710802666
>>710802999
What's going on
I'm scared
>>710803842
Really?
>>710803824
i mean, fuck her and report there's nothing else you can do
>>710803824
>Go see a movie
Jesus christ.
>>710803824
oh shit a 4chan kid might actually get some.
>>710803972
Wasn't my idea to say that lol
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
>>710803824
so then i can then destroy your anus with my hands
>>710803824
Sorry if I got off on the wrong foot. You see, I have depression, anxiety, sociopathy, psychopathy, bipolar disorder, dyslexia, autism, and ADHD, so I can act strange sometimes. PS, I identify as female so I hope you are lesbian too.
I'm married by the way, is that okay?
>>710804104
this
>>710804148
this
>>710804104
roll
>>710804148
holy fuck nigger jesus THIS
>>710804104
Roll
>>710804215
Reroll
>>710804148
REROLL
also add "but shes only 12, in iran they dont teach them sex at that age lol"
>>710804222
WINRAR
>>710804148
roll
>>710804222
WINRAR
>>710804222
trips boi.
>>710804104
kek
>>710804322
AND ANOTHER ONE
faz
nigger
Deliver god damnit
>>710803950
anything above 6'0 is a cakewalk, giraffe are going extinct
>>710803824
Is she from Minnesota?
Strange
OP must be too busy getting some. Probably getting fucked in the ass by her big ass nose. jews would be proud
>>710804104
This would just ruin it too fast, I'd rather not tell her I identify as a female
>>710804759
>match removed
>>710804759
I'm going to come to your rehearsals and watch you all day everyday.
Don't worry we'll be doing some "playing" ;)
>>710804759
Maybe you'll get some kike pussy
>>710804759
I think she's just trying to lead you on OP, go back to the Communism shit
>>710804759
My hands can wait 2 more weeks, enough time to make some fisting practice ;)
>>710804891
roll for this
>>710804759
Well maybe we can chat on here and get to know each other even better for the next 2 weeks? :)
>>710804759
Send this and post reaction
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
>>710804944
winrar
>>710804944
>710804891
winner
>>710804944
this needs to be done.
>>710804759
>strange
OP has completely rekt his chances of relationship top kek.
>>710804759
You're worth waiting for
>>710805000
Trips to seal it
>>710804966
FUCK YOU
i kekd
>>710804722
nice get, checked
>>710804944
Fuck yes.
>>710804873
OP please don't be a poo poo
>>710804759
Don't text her anymore after this.
>>710804759
why do you type ".." after every sentence? it's pretty fucking annoying
>>710804966
Bruh fuck you literally just heard knocks on my door thanks
>>710804759
>>710804966
WINNAR OP send it!
>>710804966
Fuck man, you got me.
i'd love to as well.A play? I'd love to see the show. okay, so maybe we can keep in touch and after the play is done we can go out to celebrate it finally being over?
>>710804759
tbh she's a serial killer, and he already killed one, and he needs time to dispose of the body and prepare the kill room again. Most likely if you do end up meeting this girl, she's in on it, as she was raised in incest and complete brainwashing
>>710804966
well fuck
Can you send me a better pic of you?
>>710805145
Rip you too?
>>710804891
Sent
>>710805056
>>710805100
>>710805119
>>710805145
What is it?
>>710805145
I clicked on it aswell,
TIME TO DESTROY HARD DRIVES BOYS
In the mean time, mind sending a nice pic of those tits?
>>710805273
Kek
>>710805309
Only one way to find out, is there?
>>710805309
open it you nigger its just google search
>>710805309
Just a search for child porn/ pipe bomb
>>710805355
Oooo kekking and checking. Probably gonna have to send "Kek" as well then.
>>710805310
I clicked it but instantly closed the tab am i fucked?
>>710804759
>Mfw op has fucked his only chance of having a real relationship.
>>710805268
>>710805310
waitin for interpol
>>710805408
Yes, the FBI is probably going to be contacting you within the hour.
RIP
>>710805408
Yes.
>>710805408
Clear your browser history and use incognito mode from now on
that'll solve it
>>710804966
Opened in incognito mode fuck you
Is tinder a good idea in a really small city?
>>710805408
Yep, cops are onto us.
I'm heading for the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Sq_yfVYs8
"kinda get on here hoe"
>>710805443
so close. hepled by /b/...killed by /b/. poetic
>>710805443
trips confirms /b/ros
>>710805466
Not my pc so i dont care
